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THE HUMOROUS PAPERS.
IVtlAT n'R FINII IN TIIWH TO SMII.B
OVKIt THIS IVUKK.
The Heavy Interest,
THE BAD BOY.
HAS PASSKD TVK urinostonh
I’lltlOD, AM) WHY.
He Tell* the Story of Terming the Urlnri-
■tene to the Oroeerymee.
Last year tho ol<l man Hastings settled
down in a village on tho other side of
tho Hudson to enjoy old ago and lend
money at twelve per cent., but he has
closed out business, so nr ns tho lend
ing goes. Ho lent $350 at 12 per cent,
per annum for four months, and when
tho note fell due and tho man enrau to
psy it, Hastings wna alono in tho house.
He called up all his knowledge of arith
metic, got out a shingle and a Iced pen
oil, mid nfter figuring away for half an
hour without any satisfaction, ho called
out to n mau who was passing iu n
buggy:
“Hey, you! now do yon Agger 12
per cent, interest ?”
“1 lake $20 off tho capital,” shouted
tho man, as ho drove on.
Tho old man figured away on tho new
theory, and by-and-by ho wiped tho
sweat off his brow and said:
“See here, Smith, this comes out
mighty queer. You’vo had my money
four months at 12 per cent., and yet I
seem to owo you four dollars, llcro-
tako your old note and give me $350,
and wo’ll call it square, and if I lend
nny more money round hero I’ll
bargain for a calf or a hog for tho in
terest, and drive tho blamed brute homo
in advance."— Wall Street Newt.
A GOOD IUJHINKSH,
Tho lato Mayo Watkins of Virginia,
was somewhat noted for his quaint wit.
On ono occasion a pompous young man.
with very high notions of his own im
port anoe, consulted him in regard to
choosing a vocation for life, Hosnid:
“Mr. Watkins, no you have been a very
successful man, I am suro you are capa
ble of giving excellent ndvico to a young
man just shirting in life. What busi
ness would you advise mo to engago in ?”
“Shoemnking,” was tho sententious
reply.
Tho young man gazed at him in blank
amazement for several seconds, but see- |
lug that he wns apparently in deep ear-
nest, bo inquired bis reason for recom
mending Huch a lmmblo occupation.
Without cracking a smilo Mr, Wat
kins replied: “BhocmnUing is a good
business, n very good business, and it
will always remain n good business as
long as babies aro boru barofootod.”—
Harper's "Drawer."
TUB ADVANTAGE.
“You liavo the advantage of me,’ said
the cashier, blandly. “You will have to
get some ono to identify you.”
“Identify mo? Why, I am your son,
just book from college for tho summer
vacation.”
“May bo, may bo," answered tho
cashier, “but my boh did not look like a
fool, wear a cockney hat, monkey tail
coat, skin-tight brooches, tooth-pick
shoes, nor aid he suck cane handles.
When my wife returns from Europe, in
Hoptembor you might present your
claims to her, and if sho decides that
yon aro our offspring I shall ho happy to
bid you an iiffocliounto good-by on your
return to college. In tho meantime 1
would suggest that you earn your living
hiring yourself out for a tailor sign.
Good-day, sir."—Philadelphia News.
TFTK FIRST VICTIM.
“Didn’t you say you never know that
dog to bite?” cried tho lightning rod
agent as ho climbed up a maple trflb and
left a largo section of tho west cud of his
pantaloons in tho dog’s mouth.
“Y r es, I did,” said tho farmer, “and I
told tho truth. You aro tho first man I
over saw that dog bite. You see, I
bought him conditionally. Tho man I
got him of guaranteed him. If ho bit
the first lightning rod agent that came
fooling around tho premises, I wns to
pay $5 for him, and if he didn’t, I was
to send him back. I am satisfied with
him. I wouldn’t sell him now for $15.
Wait till he comes down, Towsor.”—Mid-
ilti town Transcript,
NOT DIFFICULT TO SATISFY HIM.
“Now you sec it I was rich I wouldn’t
siavo myself at work this hot weather,”
said Job Shuttle, reflectively.
“Ah, yes, you would," exclaimed
Patience, with a smile. “You always
would work. I should like to know
when you would call yourself rich enough
to stop work?”
"Well, Fatienco, my dear, if I was
rich enough to keep a coupon cutter
running by steam I would take it easy
for a fortnight, light in tho heat of tho
weather.”—Hartford 1'ost.
lie Wants to Strike,
[From tho Milwaukee Sun.]
“Hello," said tho grocery mnu to tho
had boy, as he came iu looking sick at
heart, and all broke up. “How is your
muscle this morning?”
“All right enough," said the boy, w'tli
a look of inquiry, os though wonder
ing what was coming next. "Why ?’’
“Oh, nothing, only I waa going to
grind tho hatchet, and somo knives and
things, this morning, and I thought
maybe you would liko to go out in the
shed and turn tho grind-stone for mo, to
develop your muscles. Turning a
grind-stone iH tho healthiest thing a boy
call do."
That is nil right enough,” said the
bad lioy, as he took up a sweet cracker,
'but plcnso bike a good look at me. I)o
I look liko n griud-stono l>oy ? Do I re
semble a good lioy that can’t say ‘no,’
and gr.es off and turns a grindstone half
a day for some old duffer, who pa^s him
by giving him a handful of green cur
rants, or telling him lio will be n man
some day, and tho boy goes off ono way,
witli a lame buck, while the good man
goes the other way, with a sharp scythe,
and a clmcklo at tho softness of the
hoy? You nro mistaken in mo. I have
passed the grindstone period, and you
will lrnvo to pick up another sardine
who has never done circular work. Not
any giiiul-stono for Hennery, if you
please. You griiulstono sharps, who
are always laying for a fool boy to give
taffy to, and get him to break his
back, don’t play it ttno oLough. You
hear on too hard on tho grindstone. I
hnvo seen the time when a man could
got mo to turn a grindstone for him till
tho cows come home, by making me be
lieve it was fun, and by telling mo lie
never saw a boy that seemed to throw
so much soul into turning n grindstone
as I did, but I liavo found that such men
nro hypocrites. They inveigle a boy
| into their nest, like the spider docs the
ffy, and at first they don’t hear on hard,
but just let tho blade of tho ax or the
scythe touch tho grindstone, and they
make a lioy believe he is a bigger man
than old Grant. They bet liim he will
get tired, and ho bets that ho can turn a
griudstono ns long as anybody, and
when tho hoy has got his reputation at
stake, thou they begin to bear on hard,
and tho boy gets tired, but lio holds out,
and when the tools nro ground ho says
lie is as frcHli as a daisy, when lie is
tired enough to die. Buch men do more
to tench boys tho hollowness of the
world, and itH tricky features, than any
thing, amt they tench boys to know who
are frionds and who are foes. No, sir,
the best way is to hiro a grown person
to turn your grindstone. I remember I
turned n griudstono four hours for
farmer once, and when I got through he
said I could go to tho spring and dri
all tho water I wanted for nothing. He
was tho tightest man I ever saw. Why,
light ! That man was tight enough to
hold kerosene.”
About The Engine House.
Meksrman’b pentoniled beef tonic, the
i nly prepRistion of beef containing its en
tire nutritious p.cperlies. li contains blood
making, force-generating and life>-*uatain-
ing properties; ijvaluable for indigestion,
dyspepsia, nemos proatratiuB, and all
foimn of gpneral debility; a’lo, ill all enfee
bled condit on*, whether the result of el«
baustinn, i.eivous prostration, over-work or
aoute d ileuses, particularly if resalting from
pa'mondry complaint*. Caswell, Haaord A
Co., Proprietors, N. Y, Sold by draggUta.
A sii.VF.n dollar of 1804 was recently
sold for $104, while the silver dollar of
t he present day is worth about 78 ccntn.
Will you tell mo how to ] TlliH is P 1 '^ 1 ' 0 * 5 - _
Dr. it* •, Urooklyn, N. Y.. was cured by Dr.
l'.lin i ‘n Itliciuiiatliir-dniitalim' of very severe
It i mutism ml<l kldtlrv disease of several
after trying everything else
A city paper advised the striking tele
graphers to go to farming, A farm
hand tnkos tho matter up and says:
“7b the Telegraph Strikers:
“I congratulate you, You have done
the right thing, I am a laboring man.
I work on a farm. Tho bloated bond
holder pays mo only $15 a month and
bonrds and washes, but does uot mend.
Ho ov.ne fifty acres. He says that with
potatoes at 40 cents and whent at $1 and
eggs 12 cents, he cannot affoid to pay
more the year round. We get up about
4:30, and feed and curry and milk, and
cat breakfast by C. Wo most always
take nn hour at noon and return from
the field tn time to oat supper by 7, and
get the milking and feeding douo by 8.
Wo nverago fourteen hours, counting in
the milking and fowling. Now, I want
to strike, but t don’t know whe.ro to go
to do hotter.
get into tho Knights of Labor, so that I
can he supported while on a strike ? I
have heard that some of you can’t live
on $(!5 n month and work eight hours a
day intend to try farming. I would not
mlvisc yon to. Fifteen dollars a month
and board and washing, and fourteen
hours a day nro not very Inviting, yet wo
cannot get any more in tho country tho
year round. Farm Hand,"
Tub Missotmi editors went to Mex
ico for their annual excursion and grand
holiday, and ono of them writing to tho
St. Joseph (tazette, says: "Few people
understand t he bitter hatred the average
Mexican bus or the American. It is
simply inextinguishable. No matter
what Porllrtc Diaz says. No matter the
continued ovation lie received from Bt.
Louis to New York, and from Now York
to New Orleans, the mouses of tho Mex
icans hate tho people of this country
with a hatred that can only come from
the commingling of the Spanish blood
with tho Iudinn."
iVnt'lrnl)‘<l In • lio llene.
Alderman John Baxter, Toronto, Can-
la, livers that Bt. Jacobs Oil will pene
trate to the bone to drive out pain. /
know H, for I hare tried it; it hits the
mark every time.
Little Oirtie climbed Upon her Utii-ln's ktleo
six! rublicd Ik r ehllbby cheek ngninst bin face.
‘•Why. mams,” sin- exclaimed, surprised, “un
cle Will's check h all splinters."
Cnstrlno. ...
Ladies nro particularly recommended to
try G istkink for I. a hi lie, nausea, etc. Ail
druggist".
Low shoes, tied across the instep, are
tveru with black stockings.
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standing.
illt blllkflt.
Tun country preacher is expected to
be poor and humble. Itis congregation
must keep him poor; the Lord will make
him humble.
Enrich and revitalise the blood by using
Brown’s Iron BiUtrs.
A firm faith Is the best divinity; a clear ron-
Heieliee the best Inil; honesty the best policy,
slid temperance the heat plijrslc.- |('liarnn.
Onr Real FninlllSs.
I have been troubled for over six yonrs With
ft severe kidney 0 uni lnlnt, nlso ft weakness
of the ifinftry orgntlR. With Its attendant
trotilde". My wnter needed coua'nnt alien-
(Ion, sornn days as mmy ns twenty times,
with severe pnins In the Madder, as well nn
iii tho hack and loins. At rimes 11 n«<ed a
limited quantity of nrino, highly co'ored with
lnum'ural heat and sediment; frequently
evaOua'lonn would to vory painful. I con
clude d that I mtist do something for It, fe ir-
ing that ino-e serious trouble would follow.
I mo it to the druggist and was recommended
to tl"e Hunt's Homely, ns it hud boon used
with wonderful stlrcdse in several severe cases
of dropsy and kidney and blnddcr ftffrelonf
I ore ill Bancor. 1 concluded to try it, and
bo r oro I hail urol one bjttlo found it wns
helping me beyond my expectations. M;
wafer To'ftmo moro nntnral, lees color nm
sediment, tho pains in back aftd that he-iVy
foo’ing got e. with a general toning tip of lire
sy: lft-n: ntid 1 routin’.:# 1 loll’d It until I used
six I o‘t'?s, ni li it has completely Onred me.
Others of my family have used Hunt’s
Be rt-dy with equally as good ptirCesp ( and
wo do not hesitate to reOninmend it fnr nUd
near, believing It a duty ns well as a plcnsure
to recommend so good n medicine ns Hunt’s
lien ody. Yon a>-e at liberty to give my
testimony to the public. 1>, T. IIododkn.
Ominglon, Me., May 10, 1883,
I indorse the above statement.
A. M. RortxsoN, Jn.,
Apothecnryi llapgor, Me.
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EVERY LADY
OUGHT TO KNOW.
There exists a means of se
curing a soft and brilliant
Complexion, no matter liow
poor it may naturally be.
Hngan’s Magnolia Balm is a
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Hemi for catalogue to
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of Instruction. A loll r. rpi of »l>l" and experienced
■rmfrawirs. Strict discipline. LmsMan unsurpassed
lor henltlifulness. Now ni”' mssnmoeiit. Initial nan Iu
Ar.'; trated catalogue and prices.
Till, sclus.l I, tTiorniiglilx equipin’d in '•rcry respect. T m OTT
■ ■ “ *ier Ptil. CJntsli -rr t mr-!TT .r
WUAT TO GIVE HIM.
It is said that tho postmaster of New
York keeps a file of nil tho foolish letters
he receives. If the Uewspnpers through-
out the country wore to net in liko man
ner, special store-room would ho neces
sary. It seems that when the foolishly
inclined mau has nothing else to do, he
writes a silly letter to nn editor. The
other day the editor of this paper re
ceived the following from n Tonnessoo
postmaster: “There’s a sick man in this
town who claims to be from Arkansaw.
What shall we do with him as he i«
without means?” There was but or.e
natural reply: “Give him medicine !”
Diogenes being presented at a feast
with a largo goblet of wine throw in 011
the ground. When blamed for wasting
so much good liquor, ho answered:
“Had I drank it, there would have been
double waste; I, as well as the wine,
^yould bare beeo lord,"
The mau who sits around nt a fire-en
gine house is very little coucornedin tho
great business whirl in which mankind is
turning, no has found his place of
pleasure nnd ho intends to stay there.
All ho wants is a dark pair of trowsers*
nnd a olno shirt ard a clmir with tho
liiiul legs a triflo short. IIo docs not
belong to tho fire department, but onrlv
in tho morning lio leaves homo hurriedly
and rushes along tho streot ns though n
most important piece of business needed
his immediate attention. When he
renclies tho cugine house ho takes his
chair, selects a comfortable place and is
established until tho sun makes him
move. He chews tobacco and spits ut
Hit's and tho engiuo houso dog. He likes
to talk about fires, and knows which cn-
gino threw tho first wnter. When a fire
alarm is sounded ho bounces up, hustles
around and yells “hi hi yar” when the
engiuo leaves. Sometimes he rides to
tho fire and proudly stands near tho en
gine whilo the work is goiug on. When
he comes back ho says “she did good
work, lemmo tell you,” and then throws
water on tho engine wheels with n
hose.—Arkansaw Traveler.
That Dress.
A young lady in the rural districts
wrote to ua asking advice about how to
have a dress made. Now, we didn’t
know what to say. But we wanted to
accommodate her, so we got a fashion
magazino, copied a description of a
dress, and sent it to her. Yesterday
tho queerest creature wo ever saw
trounced into our office. “Do you see
this dress?" she demanded. “I’ve worn
it iu hero to let you see it. This is the
thing you advised me to make; look at
it.” Then she went on. She had
caused tho dress to be mado up, worn it
to the city, expecting it to he right in
style, and found it to be a terror. In
vestigation showed that tho magazine
| was of 1847.—Boston Post.
' “Is that dog mad?” he ‘ asked the
| the boy as the minimal dashed by. “I
' reckon he is,” replied the boy. “I just
see a butcher take a piece o’ meat away
from him ond kick him six feet into the
air.”
Ik roc are really determined to ex
pand your chest tho best way to do it is
to curry a larger Ue*rt.
A natural oil, clen lily, ono that will not ho-
coiiio niiK-iil, ouo that in |)iaiotratinq, one that
combines all (hi ho qualities is Cai holino, tho
most elegant hair-dresser mid lqstoier, Trv
it.
- Charlottksvillr, Va.—Mr. C. II. II ir
man, President of the People’s Bank, testi—
Ben to the value of Brown’s Iron Bitters for
relievinj indigestion.
The speaker who alluded to his eandylate ns
“ lie war liorsi that entitled tho balT$' from
afar," climbed up to the composing room with
a dub after reading it in the paper as “the
ward boss that snatched tho bottle from the
bar,"
Marianna, Fla —Dr. Thso. West, eaye:
“I consider Brown’s Iron B.tiers the best
tonic that Is sold."
Literature is a mere step to knowledge, and
the error often lies in our identifying c no with
the other. Literature may, perhaps, make us
vain; true knowledge mu t lender us humble,
| Mrs. Hailtford.
Lawks' A ehildron's hints A shoes cannot run
over if Lyon's Patent Heel Stiffeners are used.
All pleasure must be bought at the price of
pain. The difference between false pleasure
nnd true is just this for tho true the price is
paid before you enjoy it: for the falsi’, after
you enjoy.- [John foster.
F.vmtt man who carries a pistol ought
to bo obliged bv law to wear it in a belt
at his side, ana have It labeled "emo
tional inknliity,"
Komi Tills.
Tho Army nnd Navy Liniment tnkos the
soreness out of spavin, ringbone, splint or
curl), and arrests thor growth. Cures
e ille, sera'chos anil other diseases (lood
for man or hen-1. For sale by nil druggists.
A Califoiiniawidow will tako In $700,-
000 from her wheat farm this year. We
are ready to ho harvested as soon ns tho
returns are all in. — The Drummer,
Whenever you commend, add your reasons
for doing so; it is this which distinguishes the
approbation of a man of sense from the flat
tery of syneopants and admiration of fools.—
[Steele. ‘
Dr. Benson’s Skin Cure is without a peer.
It consists of both extornnl mid inter.ml
treatment nnd costs only $1 nt druggists.
The high-school girl severely reprimanded
her brother yesterday for using the phrase
“not to lie sneezed at.” She says lie ought to
say, “occasioning no sternutatory convulsions.
“/ moultin't be without Dr. Henson's Celery
amt Chamomile fills if they eoit $1 a pill.
They eureil me of next ret (yia of 9 years' stand-
iny.''—Joseph Knydor, Paxions, Pa. 50 cts.
per box at druggists.
They Fell.—A shower of stones is
reported by sixteen gentlemen of St.
Albans, Yt. It is noticed, however,
that thoso gentlemen are members of a
brass band.
Mrs. Harriet Cummings, of Cincinnati, Ohio,
writes: Early last, winter my daughter was at
tacked with a severe cold which settled on her
lungs. We tried several medicines, none of
which seemed to do her any good, but she con
tinued to get worse, and finally raised large
amounts of blood from her lungs. We called
in a family physician, but lie failed to do her
any good. We then called in a physician—a
most skillful professor lit one of our colleges —
he said that she eoiild not get well. At this
time a friend who had been cured by Dr. Win,
Hall’s Balsam for the Lungs, advised me to
give it a trial. We then got a bottle, and be
fore she bad used it all up she began to improve
and by tho use of three bottles she wns entirely
cured.
A medical journal devote* a whole
column to explaining what causes cold
perspiration. Anyone who has gone up
a dark alley and stepped on a dog would
be wasting valuable time reading it.
OBI THIRTY DAYS’ TRIAL.
The Voltaic Belt Co. , Marshall, Mich,
will send Dr. Dye’s Celebrated Electro-
Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on
delicate and harmless arti
cle, which instantly removes
Freck 1 es, Tan, Redness,
Roughness, Emotions, Vul
gar Flushings, etc., etc. So
delicate and natural _.ro its
effects that its use is not
suspected by anybody.
>o lady has the right to
present a disfigured face in
society wheu the Magnolia
Balni is sold by all druggists
for 75 cents.
The superior merits of tho
watches having Stevens' Patent
improvements are acknowledged
bg every person wearing them
Railroad men, and others re
quiring great accuracy in time
pieces, endorse them, and we
at c prepared to show by incon
testable proof, that no other
watch not having these improve
ments will produce such accu
rate results in time keeping.
They are durable, dust-proof,
and reliable, and considering
quality, the cheapest watch in
the market. Send for cur Ulus-
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Maryland WofttAirii ItaHMUt. all of which belong to
this school. PliyHlnlortjoftl nnd Chemical I^ahoniory
Work required of evert Wtinrnt. Atrnly for ft catnloffuo
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Marey street.
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Hostetler's Htoin
nch Bitters, by in-
creasing vital pow
er, nml rendering
the physical func-
tions regular and
active, keeps the
eyetem in good work
ing o r d e r, anti pro
tects it ngniiiHt dis
ease. For eoiiHtipa-
tion, dyapepeia and
liver complaint, ner-
YouBti«H*. Sidney and
rheumatic ailments,
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It# (*s Is tho quickont, pleasantest,
Mir at and heat remedy tor kidnoy.
liver, at ranch, bladder and blood
diaeat-e-, anti only real tu afiveevcr
discovered for acuto and ihronio
rhemnati in. gout, lumbago, sciat
ica, neuralgia, etc. ling on el hope.
. a disease and dyapopnia In II wee Its—all
forma of rheumatic dmerderam 2 to 12 weeka—relieves
in'lanunatory in 1 day, t'nn refer to hamlndnof relia-
1 le people eured who had tried in vain everything Oise.
1'urely botanic, harmless, and nice to Irink. Ask ro if
drugs it to get it; if he declines Bend to us for it—tako
nothing else, Kim >re, Adams A Go.. U>5 William ht., N. Y
If on noli r Cotton Proas.
The Bhm and Cheapeut Freas
made. OoatH lena than abetter
over other presses. Hundreds
in actual uee «,t both steam and
horaepower gina. Makca heavy
bales by hand taster than any
gin can pick. The new improve
ments in gin houses described
in the words of their inventory
tree to nil. Address Roanoke
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AGENTS WANTED the best Kn mil v linll-
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THArTCn f.
“I w." tnken nii-k . ypnr .*a
With Liliouii lover."
“My doctor pronounoed ire cnrod. but 1
got sick agnin, with terrible inane iu wv
buck nml sides, nnd I got bo bud I
Could not move!
I shrunk!
From 22H lbs. to L!0! I hnd boon doctoring
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begun to use Hop Bitters. Directly my appe-
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Dublin, June (>, ’81. It. Fitzpatiuch.
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"M.Msn, Muss., FpI>. 1, 1#U, Gantlsmsn -
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Necrnlgin, ftmn!o trouble, for yonie in tho
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My husband wns an invalid for twenty
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“ Kidney, livor and nrinary complaint,
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“ They almost
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How to Gbt Sick.—Expose yourself dny
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Take Hop Bittersl
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