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THE REMOVAL.
k nemn» old gentleman, tired of trade,
Bt which, though, it Mem*, he a fortune hM
made,
Took a home 'twixt two ehede, on the ekirte of
the town.
Which he meant at his leisure to buy and pull
down.
This thought struck his mind as he viewed his
estate; .
Rut alas I when he entered he found it too
late;
For in each dwelt a smith—a more hard-work
ing two
Never hammered an anvil or put on a shoe.
At six in the morning their anvils at work
Awoke our new ’Kqnire who raged like a Turk,
"These fellows," lie cried, "such a clattering
keep,
I never oau get above eight hours sleep 1”
His afternoon's nap and his daughter’s new
song
Were battered and spoiled by their hammers'
ding-dong.
At last, both his spirits and health to improve,
He cried, “I'll give each fifty guineas to
move 1"
"Agreed," said the pair ; “that will make tit
amends.”
“Then come heme,” said the ’Squire, “and let
. us part friends.
Yonwhail eat, and Ve’U drink on the Joyful oc
casion,
That ‘each may live long in his new habits
tion I"
“Now tell," said the 'Hqnirc, “where you each
mean to move.
I hope to some place where his trade will im
prove I"
"Why, sir," replied one, with a grin on his
I'hla,
"Toni Forge moves to my shop, and I move to
his I" —Meets York Observer.
SOLDIER LlFlTlN GERMANY
HOW TBB OFFICKHM DIFFBH FRIMI
THE FRIT AT BN.
Neatlae •( flair in the Arm? and Whai
They are Paid—Difference Between Her
man and American Yealhe.
I have been interested lately in hear
ing something of the soldiers there, the
rommon soldiers, privates; the officers
do not need much sympathy—but tho
poor soldiers I Of course, we know
every one isobliged to serve in the army
st leaat one year; but nnleea they have
accomplished a certain amount of school
work—that is, passed through three or
Toar classes in tho gymnnsinm or its
equal in grade—they must serve three
years. Every city has its barracks am)
has a certain number of soldiers stationed
within its limits. Tho rations for the
men oonsiat of ooflee and blaok broud
and one meal a day. This meal, dinner,
consults of tho cheapest and poorest ma
terials, and tho black bread ia very
blaok and so atroug that a German
lady—one who is very German in her
tastes—told me that to put a piece of
v it in her mouth caused a canker, be
sides these rations and the barracks for
a lodging plaoe, the soldiers ure paid
from three to five cents a day. “Why,"
I said, "what do their families do, how
do they live ?" And I was told that they
were generally through with this service
at twenty-seven or twenty-eight, and
until then they were not allowed to mar
ry. After serving so long they oau be
come inferior offioen and receive ten
cents a day. I could not understand
even then how they conhl afford to
marry, but it seems the wife is expecte d
to go to work too, and between them
(hey manage to scrape enough together
to support a large family. Even the
captain’s pay amounts to not more thnu
Mcventy-five cents a day. Of course
all the privates are not poir, for the
sons of the rich must also servo, and
then, of course, they can live as they
choose, but the poor ones, who are de-
(tendent upon what they can earn, have
a pretty hard time. The black bread
they receive in two loaves each week,
nnd that they can sell, if they like, for
four cents a loaf. An bfficcr’s position
in a country where the army is such an
important institution, is excellent, he is
received into tho best of society, where
he, perhaps, could not possibly be other
wise welcomed; consequently many who
can do so remain in the army after their
time is up and serve eight weeks each
following year until they have gained
sufficient promotion to satisfy their am
bition. Many teachers adopt this plan
and spend theso weeks of summer in
this, perhaps, healthful but certainly
rather arduous labor.
Service in the German army is not
play. At present there ore nine or to*:
of the teachers from tho gymnasium en
gaged in this way, and new teachers
are substituting for them. In spite of
the rather exalted idea that some people
have of the German gymnasiums 1
think a good American Latin or high
school would oompare very favorably
with them. Our education is much
more practical, our boys muoh more
manly and independent, and if they
have not so great facility in Latin and
Greek they have greater independence
of thought and a more matured appreci
ation of duty and desire to get into the
world and do good work there. The
German boy scarcely finishes with hit
gymnasium before be is twenty, and
then comes the univeraity or some busi
ness to learn, so that he may be twenty
six or seven before be can do much to
ward supporting even him sell.
la people et New Tork are wonder
s.g what to call their city alter it ab
last^eekafl it
f. rnal old den of iniquity affjj a howling
Babylon of colossal wibkedneea,” bu‘
'hen may be that would be rather Iods
for a man who was writing a postal card
in a hurry.—Hawkeye,
GENTLEMANLY BRIGANDS.
MR. CORN'S CAPTURR AND HOW DR
WAR TRRATBD.
Rilmlu « RumirmI PrtM»r>i Bull
Cssk hi OnmiMlia Ills Paiars
Ratsty.
A letter from Constantinople says :—
Mr. Alexander Gorpi, who reached tho
capital July 17, after twelve days'
detention among the brigands in the
neighborhood of Ismidt, gives the fol
lowing narrative of hfa misadventure:
" On the afternoon of Thursday, the
5th of Jnly, 1 was giving orders for
some alterations outside the building o©
onpied by my silk factory, when sud
denly I was surrounded and seiaed by
nine individuals of suspicious appear
ance. I asked what object they might
have in scouring my person ; whereupon
they stated that they wanted money. 1
remarked that I had none on me, bnt if
released I would give a promissory note
for a reasonable amount. This the
brigands, for snch they were, declined,
and finally they hurried me off on foot to
a spot eight hours distant, where a halt
was ordered by the chief of the party.
The brigands then formed a council to
decide upon the most suitable plaoe to
take me to for tho purpose of communi
cating with my family, in tho near vicin
ity. Ismidt was selected, as offering
eveiy facility in this respect
"On Sunday, tho 7th, we reached the
spot agreed upon, which ia situated in a
mountainous district some two liourH
from tho town of Ismidt. Negotiations
then oommenoed for the pnrpoee of fix
ing the amount of ransom. The first
figure named waa £50,000, bnt finally,
after several days’Jiargaining, they con
sented to tako £1,000. Means were then
found to dispatch a messenger to my
family with the news of my wherealiouts
and a request that they would forward
the last named snm in order to effect my
release.
" According to the agreement, 1 hud
explained in my letter that tho amount
of the ransom was to be accompanied
by not more than three men. These
formalities being oomplied with, two
trusted servants of my family in charge
of the money at length reached thfc scene
of my captivity. The gold pieces were
counted, and I was declared a free man.
The captain of the band returned me
tho cash I had with mo at the timo I
was captured, and handed my servants
four liras for their trouble in bringing
the rausom. Indeed, from first to last I
had no reason to complain of my treat
ment, A man servant and /* woman
cook were told off for attendance on me.
I had many ohats with the brigands,
who were oil Greeks. They showed con
siderable forethought for the welfare of
the rural imputation by expreesing tbe
hope that my miaadventuro would not
lead me to give np working the silk fac
tory, as snoh a decision on my part
would entail misery upon a number of
villagers who depended upon their em
ployment there for their daily bread.
’You need have no fear in future,’ they
added; ' we will guarantee your safety.'
Before separating from tho band wo lie-
oamo such excellent friends that the
chief hinted he had an im)>ortiuit cap
ture in view, and that, if Buoceflfcful, he
would return tho whhle of my ransom.”
Immediately that Mr. Oorpi was out
of the hands of the brigands the Turkish
troops were sent off in pursuit and eveiy
effort is beiug made to capture the band.
The Wife Influence.
The Niagara Whirlpool.
In an article in the Elmira Advertiser
on the fate of Captain Webb, ex-Super
intendent of Insurance Charles G. Fair-
man writes as follows:
"About three miles below the cataract
is tho whirlpool. This is a vast basin
into which the river rashes through the
rapids from above, and out of which it
rashes into the rapids below. The
rapids above are caused by a quick de
scent in the bed of the rim and the nar
rowing np of the gorge through which it
ruus to less than its ordinary width.
Tho water, in forcing its way, plunges
upward in tho oentre to the height of
twonty or thirty feet and onward at the
rate of fifty milos an hour. Compared
in it* majesty to the flight of the swiftest
railroad train, it is as a Roman oandle to
a oomet. Out of the whirlpool below,
the water ia again forced through a still
Dinovtr gorge into the comparatively
open river talow, though safety for
neither man or boat is found until Lewis-
town is reaohed, four miles still beyond.
At the whirlpool the river makes an
abrupt turn, almost exactly at right
angles. It is this turn which creates»lie
whirlpool, the result of numlierloss ages
of work of theso plowing and plunging
waters. It is said that a constant drop
ping wears even the stone. What lias
been sooomplishod by tho cutting out of
these mountain rocks by the everlasting
rage of theso awful waters in an eternity
of time is the demonstrated evidence of
the greatness and power of Niagara.
Yet so few have seen it that it is almost
safe to say that no one has seen it. The
points from which one might look Into
these ’jaws of death* are practically in-
accessible. There are no guides and no
hackmen who take you there. The
banks are mountain high, and there arc
no roads to tho water's edge. One cun
look over the precipice, but tho ancient
aud upbrokeu forest obstructs the view.
Only the eagle is 'privileged to traverse
" And the gentleman who cntclie* the
ball,” said Annalie! —" why dees he wear
a mask?” And Annabel looked upon
her cousin Ned’s face with liecoming
pride when ho promptly answered:
“ That is to protect his face, Bel; an
ugly mug wouldu’t harmonize with a
uice packer, you know.”—Boston Tran
script.
+4. Cleveland Ohio.
The Daily Atizeigcr buys: "Chief Su
perintendent of Police, J. W. Schmitt,
ef tins city, who lias been in the e?rvice
a quarter of a century, endorses St. Ja
cobs Oil as a pain-bauishcr. It cured
him of Rheumatism.”
‘It’s pretty hot, Jenny.”
like. It’s
"It is in-
lade, Mike. It’s a strango worrald, me
ti’v. If it was only os hot ns this in the
winter whin there* need of heat, there
wild lie some sinoo in it." "That’s thrue
for you, begorrn,” replied Mike, medita
tively.
Nsrvoosasss,debility and exhanatsd vital
ity onrad by asing Brown's Iron Ritters.
"Wkia," remarked a woman in a
New England village, talking to her
summer hoarders about a neighbor,
"she’s tho greatest natural liar I ever
3|tw, ..nd I've often thought if slic’d only
bad a first-class education in her youth
whnt an author she'd a mode before this."
Baltimore, MR.—Dr. Irwin II. k'derldge
“I would recommend a trial of Brown’s
Iron Bitters in all csss* of asismic debility
or when s tonic or appetiser is ind ca'ef."
Tub Duo do Moray’s definition of a
polite mnu in hard to realize. "A polite
man,” said he, "is one who listens with
interest to things he knows all about
when they are told by a person who
knows nothing about them.”
Owrnton, Ky— Dril.F. Mundy aaya: 'I
have found Brown’s Iron Bitters one of the
beet tralee and prescribe it frequently.”
Thu avenge young lady wants at
least four feet of seat iu a street car for
a ride of six blocks, but she will ride
half a day Sunday squeezed into abnggy
sent beside her young man and not find
the least fault.
Henry's Car ha lie Halve.
The beet salve us.xl in the world for C'nts,
Bruises, Piles Sores, Ulcers, Salt, Rheum, Tet
ter, Chapped Hands. ChildhUlns, Corns, and all
kinds or Skin Eruptions, Freckles and Pimples.
The sslve it guaranteed to give peri'ect satis
faction in every care. Be sure you get Hen
ry’s Carbolic Salve, as all others are but imita
tions end counterfeits. Price 25 otlite.
Dumo's Catarrh Snuff cures Catarrh sml all
the affections of the mucous membrane.
Denton's Balsam cures ('■olds. Coughs, Rheu-
tism, Kidney Troubles, etc. Can be used ix-
vrnally as a plaster.
. . L The medical properties of petroleum have
its sides And witness tho actual strag- pong been known to the aborigines, and sinoe
gliugs of the tortured waters. The < ^ kr ' K,linL ' hecomo so well known as a hnir
writer of this, when a school boy, was
[From the Youth’s Companion.!
Two gentlemen at a large reception in
New York, last winter, were discussing
one of the foremost politicians of the
country—a man, who, whether in office
or out, always keeps himself promi
nent before the public.
“I knew him at oollege,’’ said one of
gentlemon. "He was a man with a clear
head, extraordinary memory, aud muoh
|>ersoual magnetism. But I cannot un
derstand why ho choso a publio life, or
has pushed himself forward so persist
ently. He wns a lazy, thoughtful, vis
ionary fellow, absolntely destitute of
ambition.”
"I can tell yon the Bocret,” said tho
other. "You will find it in his wifo’s
nose. There she is I Did yon ever see
a more perfect incar nation of energy and
love of oommand! Napoleon would
have chosen her for one of his mar
shals. ”
His friend was amused at the guess,
and said presently :—“There is another
of my old classmates, P. He wns a thin,
ambitions, scholarly fellow, with refined
tastes and high aims. He is now a fat,
indolent animal, without a thought, ap
parently, but his cognac and terrapin.
Who is to blame for that ?”
"His wife’s mouth aud her money. 1
will show her to you.”
He pointed out a gross, voluptuous
woman, richly dressed-
‘T,” he resumed, "has lived in idle
ness sinoe bis marriage. He was not
strong enough to carry the weight of so
much wealth and so much vulgarity.
They have borne him down, he will never
“What be them?” said a man,
stopping in front of a fruit store and
pointing to a bunch of bananas. Hav
ing learned ho bought a plump redskin,
and, without stopping to peel it, bit off
the end. The banana was finished in
thg same primeval st»ie, and then the
buyer remarked: “The rind ain’t
much, bnt the peth is purty fair.”
accustomed to wander along these ragged
precipices, and he lias climbed about
them in places, the very thonght of
which even now brings a shudder. To
him the awful foolhardiness of this mad
lierformance of Captain Webb is self ap
parent. It is impossible that the man
could have had the slightest comprehen
sion of the real danger, nay, of the swift
and certain death which absolutely
awaited him.” _
It Kicked.
A William street saloon keeper re
cently dropped into his store. Ho had
been absent for a week, and whon ge
arrived his face looked like a chopping-
block.
“What’s the matter?” asked a friend.
“I don’t see anything the matter,” he
auswered.
“What yon got your bead bound up
like a bass brain at a soldier’s funeral
for?”
"Oh I that’s all right”
“Where did you got that black eye?"
“Now, see here,” said he. “For fear
that you’ll go away with the idea that
Ivo been splitting wood, or getting up
in the night for a drink, or that my
mother-in-law is in town. I’ll tell the
truth, the whole truth, and nothing but
t lie truth, so help mo twenty-five cents!
My neighbor’s Cat ate up all my
chickens, and I shot the cat.”
And then the interviewer shook his
I icad knowingly and remarked :
“I sec 1 the gun kicked.”
“No," responded the saloon keeper,
"it was the neighbor who kicked.”—
y. V. World. ^
A BAND OF GENUINELY BRVftgO Apaches
were shown at the recent Santa Fe fair.
It was a hard matter to get them to go
there. They had seen few white faces
except behind a raised musket. When
the wagons acre ready to start several
ol tho foremost braves, who hail been
almost persuaded to make the trip, re
fused to go along. The sight of a rail
road train awed the Indians into excla
mations of “De-sa-ra-ta-ra” (wonderful),
many times repeated with whispered
breath. These barrel-breasted fellows,
who would face a bear empty handed,
were afraid to step into the cars, end
tho squaws cringed behind their trem
bling lords. At last they suffered them
selves to be lei falteringly aboard, and,
as tho train moved off, they covered
themselves with their blankets, and
dropped panic stricken between the
seats.
Nat Goodwin, the aotob, replied, on
being asked what was the first thing
that strnck him on his recent trip to
Europe: “The fellow wlio wanted to be
‘tipped ’; he struck me everywhere.
He’s a bore of the worst kind. They
seem to think that we only work for the
purpose of going over there once a year
and spending the million wo make hero.
My wife, who is English, is thoroughly
familiar with these practices, and so was
continually pointing out to me that i
was being imposed upon.” So he fought
he rascals, but found that victory wae
only to be gained at too great a cost of
iffort to make it worth while.
restorer amt dressing, pctioleum takes front
rank among the remedies.
A M iillion a ire banker iu Furls onoe
invited Chopin to ditiucr. It waa barely
over when tho host showed him tbe
piano ami urged him to play something.
"Mats, Monsieur le Baron," replied
Oliopin, “I have eaten so little.”
Laiiiks’ <V cliildi en’HlHHitH A shoes cannot run
over If I.yon’a Patent Heel Stiffeners aro used
What’s in a name? Well, if it’s s
Russian name wo should answer, the al-
phaliot.
Bon Vivants find that by using Oastbtnb
no unpleasant feelings are experienced after
eating or drinking. Said by druggists. Gah-
tbink is in liquid form. Druggista.
The Buffalo Express says that had
Cap*. Webb succeeded in his und< vtak
mg he “would have cheap -nod Niagara.’
O. Benson’s Celery nnd Chamomile Pills
•o .■ cure of Neuralgia nre n sncooss.
Buskin says no conple should mnrry
uutil they have courted several years".
This would lead one to think that Buskin
rnns a soda fonntain.
•’Mi/ akin, which has Item covered with scaly
tores, has become clean, smooth and soft as o
'aili/'s. They have disappeared, and I’m bel
ter than 1 have been for twenty years, using
Ur. Benson’s Skin Cure."—A. M. Noble,
Selma, N. 0 , Jnly 3,1882. _____
Why are babies like new flannel ? Bo-
Bouse.they shrink from washing.
Chapped hand*, face pimples and roach
iper Ti
*h
by asing Juniper Tar 8oap mads
by Caswell, Hazard A Co., New York.
The
groom
American Derb
of Iroquois, the first
winner, says ho “thinks
•y
as much of the horse os of his wife." If
all the owners of fast horses thought ns
muoh of their wives as they do of their
horses, th’ose women would be much
happier nnd be the envy of their sex.
Mrs. J. K. Little, Newark, N. .1., was badly
affected with Blight’s kidney disease. Three
doctors gave her up to die; then Dr. Frazer, 26
Now street, ’gave tier Dr. Elmore’s II. O. It
rolieved her in a day aud cured her in 3 weeks.
The general understanding is that t
patient is not out, of danger until th«
doctor has been discharged.
Road Tills.
The Army and Navy Liniment takes the
sorenoss out of spavin, ringbone, splint or
onrb, and arrests the r growth. Cures
oolio, scratches and other diseases. Good
for man or beast For sale by all druggists.
The most popular clnb in New York
is “The Locust." It is supported by
policemen—at $1,200 a year.
Pure cod-liver oil, from selected livers oa
the sea shore by Caswell, Hazard A Co., New
York, Absolutely pure and sweet Pa
tients who have once taken it prefer it to
all othera. Physician* declare it superior
to all other oils.
Potato with all its eyes is the most
susceptible of vegetables. It is so easily
mashed.
After Three Days.
Mr. Obables W. Mobbib, “Eagle” office,
Pittsfield, Mass., writes, May 25, 1883: “For
several months my wife’s mother (Mrs. Amy
Boyce) bad been in a very precarious condi
tion with dropsy or Bright’s disease of tho
kidneys, and having need all methods and
measures for her restoration in the line of
treatment by onr leading physicians, and
having failed to benefit her, her family de
spaired of seeing her relieved, and gave her
up to die. Happening to ran aaroes the tes
timony of a Mrs. Dawley, who had been onrad
of similar siokneee by asing Hunt’s Remedy,
we at onoe prooared a bottle of it. and com
menced giving it as directed. After asing it
three days she was so far improved that she
oonld get from her bed to her ohair without
assistance (a circumstance that had not hap
pened for months). Previous to taking it
she was troubled more or less with snort
When a poor fellow begins asing to
the dogs, ft is only his day who con
tinues to sympathise with him.
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HA4’K At'HR,
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QUIXHI , SWKI.I.INUH.
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Roanoke (1*1 ten Press,
Tbs Best and Cheapest Press
made. Costs lees than shelter
over other preesce. Hundreds
in actual use at both steam and
horae power pins. Maltos baary
balsa by band fatter tl]an any
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ia the words at their inventor,
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AHONGt THE LADIES
The brilliant, fascinating
tints of ^Complexion for which
ladies strive are chiefly arp-
flcial, and all who will take
the trouble may secure them.
These roseate, bewitching
hues follow the use of Htt»n »
Magnolia Balm —a delicate,
harmletm and always reliable
article. Bold by all dniggiste.
The Magnolia Balm con*
reals e?ery blemish, removes
Hollowness, Tan, Redness,
Eruptions, all evidences or
excitement and every imper
fection. , ... 4
i Its effects are immediate
and so natural that no human
being can detect its applica
tion.
Delicate and Feeble Ladies.
Thor* languid, tiresome sensitluns, causing you is
fool scarcely Able to be on your foot; that const int dr tin
tbet in taking from jour system all its former elasticity •
driving the bio.m from your chock**; that oootlimA)
strain upon your vital forces, rendering you irritable
mud fretful, cmn eaeiiy be retnovod by the use of that
marvelous remedy, Hop llit'era. Irregularities ami
obstruct ions of your system are relieved at once, while
the special emus’) of periodical puiu ere porraiuentlj
removed. Noue reuoivo so much bonoiit, mod none are
•o profoundly grateful aud show such mu interest 19
recommending Hop U.tiers as women.
Feels Yoimg A fain.
*' My mother warn afflicted a long time with neuralgia
and m dull, lieivy. inactive condition of (he whole
system; headache, uervoua prostration, and xvnamlinoat
holplHits. No physicians or modiciucsd d he nny good.
Threo mouths ago alio began to use Hop liittorn with
•uch good effect that she acorns and fools young mgain,
although ovor Hoveuty years old. Wo think thoro is 00
other medicine fit to uso in the family."->▲ Lady, in
Providence.
Bradford, Pa., Mays, 1875.
It has cured me of several dise.-tbe , such ns nervous
ms*, sickness st the stomach, monthly troublen, etc.
i hsvo not seen a sick day in a year, since 1 took Hop
Bitters. All my neighbors use thorn.
Mrs. Fannie Gbfin.
$3,0U0 Lost,—"A tour of Europe that cost me $3,000
M 4 meme less good than one buttle of Hop Bitters;
* # they also cured my wife of fift* en yonn* nervous
"weakness, sleepItioEiuis** and dycpopsiA.
"It. M., Auburn. N. Y,”
lligli Authority.
Hop Bitters is not, in nnyHonfie, aii alcoholic beverage
or liquor, and could not bo sold for uso except to persona
desirouH of obtaining a medicinal bitters.
Green B. RaUM, U. 8. Oom. Inter’l Rev.
So. BloomiSovilLE, O., May 1, *79. #
Sirs—I have been suffering ton years, nnd I tried
your Hop Bitters, aud it done me more good than nil
the doctors. Miss S. S. Boone.
llnhy Saved!
We are so thankful to say that our nursing baby was
permanently cured of a dangerous and protracted con
stipation snd irregularity of the bowels by the use of
Hop Bitters by its mother, whioh at the same time
restored her to porfoct health and strength.—Tujs
PaBENTM, Rochester, N. V.
A. N.L T . ...
ahu whiskey habits gurxb
In Three v\e?’ks.
phamphlets. proofs and Mrnti
address in confidence, with So. ataras
ill. U.. lit Ht<>Ai> Sraain
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O Bo« 1690 Nsw Orl.ans, L»
**annf.oturers of Reynolds' Oelebm-
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Knglnev. Nogar Mills, sud Mengn
Pttsnt Urod^ebijst Work. B'lildieg
Fr .nis. Column, Rtilioss, Blue™
•mHtnn, end Ms. nl„. Wort
*Wl5KL>flRb tOUClTm mm
A young man in Georgia eent hi*
fweetheart a bouquet ou Monday, and
■ »be thus wrote him: “Oh, the permea
ting aroma of that altogether too lovely
exuberance of nature inflated my afflatus
and kindled in my soul a passion U>. 4
tjme cannot obliterate.”
i ^
' on the fourth bo ttle oh* wad abl* to set np all
day. She was bloated terribly ip both Unfits
aud body upward to the Inns' ’
i* day the bloating 1«T *
' m abov
1S8- The tenth
left her boweTe, and now i^e
is not swollen allow the knees. Her kidneys
were very bad at the time, discharges being
of a bloody character and emitting s sicken
ing odor. I can say that the ohange in her
case has be on wonderful, end Hunt’s Remedy
mirawf* in her.” i
has worked iv 1
THE MINISTER WHO FAILS
to interest his congrega
tion and build-up his church is generally accused of being a poor preacher
or of not studying hard enough. That is not always where the trouble
comes from. Dyspepsia and liver disorders are responsible for many a
dull sermon and many a vacant pulpit. When the Dominie’s digestive
apparatus is working wrong and his nerves are giving him pain, and his
brain refuses to do its duty, it is almost impossible to make or to preach a
good sermon, u Give your suffering minister a bottle of Brown’s Iron Bit
ters. _ You will see its effect on next Sunday’s preaching. fcThe Rev. Mr
Zehring, of Codorus, Pa., was paralyzed, and could not walk except'with
crutches, until Brown’s Iron Bitters made a new man of him. The Rev
Mr. White, qf Rock Hill, S. C„ says: ‘‘It restored me to strength and vi*
BK>rA. BipWu’sJion Bitttra.ia.nokonlyiojJhtLIlUflisIer, but for all people.