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THE LIME-KILN CLUB.
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[Prom the Detroit Free Preee.l
After the stove-pipe had been knocked
down by the efforts of Giveadam Jones
to rest both his feet on the hearth st
onee and Judge Cadaver, Piokles Smith
and Blossom Johnson had heroically re
stored it to place Brother Gardner arose
and said:
"One grunt cause of human misery
am de fack that mankind expects too
much of Providenco. Take de case ob
Elder Toots, fur instance. Fur do last
sixty y’ars he has been waitin’ fur Prov
idence to stop the leaks in his cabin roof
an’ he am waitin’ yit. He somehow ex
pecks dat Providence am going to furnish
him pie an’ cake an, oyster soup, an'
when ho sots down to cold ’taters an
tuff meat he feels as if he had been
wronged.
"Take de oase of Bradawl Jalap. Ho
has alius had do idea dat he would some
day be rich, an' as a couBckenoe he sots
on de fence an’ plans new housee, an'
drives fast bosses, an' w’ars good clothes
while his wife goes ragged, and his chil
dren havo cold toes. What he might
aim by honest labor he won’t airn, be-
kase he hopes to git a fortune widout
work.
"I tell you, my frens, de man who
waits fur to-morrer to sharpen his ax,
am sartin to do poor choppin’. De man
who sots on de fence to wait fur a legacy
will h’ar his wife scrapin’ de bottom ob
do flour barrel ebery day in de week. De
man who lets himself believe dat de
world owes him a libin’ am gwine to eat
some mighty poo’ fodder afore he dies.
De world doan’ owe nobody nuf&n. We
am put heah to sot an’ starve or git up
’n’ dust. Frovidenoe won't pay house
rent, buy our 'taters or keep de cook-
stove hot. Let us now puroeed to biz-
ness.”
Sir Isaac Walpole desired to state be
fore passing the bean-box that he started
out in life with the feeling that he would
And a lost wallet containing (20,000.
The idea lasted him until he was obliged
to wear a suit made of ooffee-saoking,
and until he was reduced in flesh from
167 to ninety-eight pounds. He then
kicked himself all over the back yard
nd went to work.
too mn>.
The reading of the following com
munication from Kalamazoo, Miob.,
created the utmost confusion:
"Bbotkbb Gabdnkk, Lime-Kiln Olub:
"We, the undersigned, members of the
Ebony Olub, do most respectfully re
quest that you will give your sanction
to the erection of a statue of yourself, aa
a companion to the Bartholdi statue,
the statue to be of carved hickory, rest
ing on a pedestal of Portland ooment,
the statue to be lighted at the top with
coon’s oil, pumped up by a windmill.
The height of the statue, including ped
estal, to be 729 feet two and one-quarter
inohes, with an inscription carved in
cast iron at the base large enough to be
seen ten miles reading: 'Wisdom Giv
ing Light to the World.’ We suggest
that the subscriptions to the statue be
limited to a half cent for each person,
thus giving oolored people all a chance
to aid this splendid work of art.
"Bildad Boodle, Purloin Fowl, Mid
night Black, Inky Pitch, Vulcan Cane,
Harrison Bcraggs, Jordan Batts, Opaque
Cole, Darkness Spades, Worldly Bales,
Liberia Oase, Ivory Wilks. And 279
others.”
For two or three minutes the uproar
was so great that pedestrians on the
street below halted in terror, and one ex
cited individual tore a letter-box off a
lamp-post in his frantio efforts to sound
a fire alarm. When the President had
finally oodflnanded silence it oould be
seen that he was considerably overcomo,
and there was a trembling in his voioe
as he said:
"Gem’len, to say dat I feel flattered
an’ proud an’ dizzy am not saying half
’nuff, but I hope de ideah of sicli a
statue will go no furder. All I want am
to lib quietly an’ softly, an’ to die wid
out stoppiu’ de City Hall clock or turn
in’ out do fiah department. From de
bottom of my heart I thank de Ebony
Club, but at de same time request it to
take no furder steps.”
A Foolish Joke.
Thu But. J. G. Wood delivered the
third of his pleasing lectures on natural
history at the Cooper Institute, New
York city, on Saturday night. His sub
ject was the typioal form and structure
of the whole of the bird tribe. He said,
among other things:
The first condition of structure is the
manner of procuring food, and this is
invariable, though the modifications ate
most extraordinary. We have seen.that
the whale and the mole had the same
bones, but modified by the conditions
under whioh each creature seeks Us
food. The bones of the bird are not
different from those of the mole and
whale. But lightness of structure is es
sentially the condition of a creature that
lives in the air. In the birds it is
requisite that there should be a large
surface for the attachment of the power
ful muscles necessary to raise the bird in
the air and sustain its flight. But it
must be light The bone of a bird is
hollow. It is, in faot, a tube, and sailors
are in the habit of using bones of the al
batross for the stems of smoking pipes.
Engineers have discovered that a hollow
column has the same strength aa a solid
one containing the same amount of ma
terial. This is the principle of the bone
of a bird. It not only is filled with air,
but it communicates with the respiratory
organs. The beak with the bird has to
answer the same purpose as the human
hand, and therefore the head must be
connected with a very flexible neok. To
obtain this flexibility there is a change
in the vertebra. In the mammalia the
number is always constant, whether in
the whale or giraffe or elephant. But in
birds the number varies considerably.
The swan has twenty-three, the heron
nineteen, and the saucy sparrow, my
countryman, contrives to pick up an ex
cellent subsistence with only nine.
There is a popular belief that you can
mako an owl oommit suicide by wringing
its own neok by simply walking around
and around it But this is apocryphal.
It is true, however, that an owl can
stare at you with its head whilst its
back is turned contemptuously to you.
This exhibits forcibly the flexibility of
the necks of birds. The shoulder blade
is firmly fixed to the upper part of the
ribs. The humerus, or upper part of
the arm, is fastened to it in a peculiar
way. Then the ulna and radius are
fused together. To these are attached
feathers, whioh are not so much for
flight as is popularly supposed, but for
the purpose of protecting the bird’s
body from loss of heat in its rapid pro
gress through the air. Feathers are
lion-conductors, and are in fact modified
hairs; they are set in the skin just as
hairs are.
Cheese versus Heat
One of California’s Nabobs.
The fool who thinks it is funny to piny
a practical joke has come to grief by so
doing in Albany. He was in a dry-
goods store, and saw a gentleman whom
he recognized as an acquaintance. He
stepped up quietly behind his friend
who was standing by the counter, and
took a small package from his outside
pocket. The joke ought to have come in
here, but it didn’t. The clerk saw the I
affair, and, thinking he had detected a '
thief plying his vocation, at once took
the supposed culprit by the collar. The
joker explained his joke, and called on
his friend to help him out of the scrape;
but, to his consternation, the gentleman
proved to be an utter stranger to him.
Every one decided that the poor joker
|ffn)nd like a hardened thief, and a po
liceiuau was at once sent for. After
much difficulty, however, the joker con
vinced the minion of the law that he was
a respectable man. and he was released.
THE institutions in New York subject
to the bank department of the State
represent nearly (700,000,000 in their
ffnottro*.
A man with a leg that hting as loose
from his hip as if it had been a piece of
hay rope buttoned a ragged old overcoat
over his humped shoulders and pigeon
breast. Then he looked np and down
Main atreet with onrneat vacuity, and
hopped on hia good leg to hia wagon
and drew himself painfully np to hia
seat The top of the wagon was made
chiefly of gunny sacks, and canted to
one side as if it had about made np ita
mind to give np farther effort to be a
wagon top. Three spokes wero gone
from the hind wheels. The hind spring
was broken and was tied to tho axle with
half-anravelled ropes. Attached to this
rain of a vehicle a mule was hitched.
The wagon by comparison with this
beast was a new aud gandy thing. The
mnlo was tied to the broken and splioed
shafts with odds aud ends of straps. Hia
whole harness was a maze of knots and
twists and tangles. The mule stood
with his nose within six inches of the
ground and gave a hollow oough at in
tervals. From a strap olose to his ear a
long tassel depended. It had onoe been
red, but was now a dirty pink. "Get
np,” said the man with the boneless leg,
tagging at the rope and leather lines.
The mule groaned deeply, and painfully
started up at a walk so slow that it
would have angered the chief mourners
at a funeral. As he walked it was seen
that one of his hind legs had been
broken at the knee joint, and healed so
that it bent inward and rubbed against
the other at every step. "Who is he ?”
"Oh, it’s old Gripp that lives oat on the
sands,” answered a farmer. "He most
have a wretched life of it” "There
you're off, young feller. Grip is one of
our oldest and best citizens—one of the
pioneers. I reckon he's worth half a
million."—Stockton Mail.
At a recent lecture on the "Batontifle
Basis of Cookevy,” by Mr. W. Mathieu
Williams, the properties of ootsto whan
separated from the cream were described,
and its high nutritive value m It exists
in the form of oheese was explained, it
being shown that twenty pounds of
cheese oontains as much nutriment aa
a whole sheep weighing sixty pounds.
The lecturer maintained that in this
country the cookery of cheese waa
practically an unknown art, the only
form commonly known being the Welsh
rarebit. He described hia own experi
ments in the cookery of cheese by dis
solving it in milk or water, to which a
little bicarbonate of potash had been
added to neutralise the arid by whioh it
had been precipitated from the milk,
thus restoring it to its original soluble
and digestible form. Borne original
modes of thus oooking and nsing cheese
were thus described—such aa cheese
porridge, made by adding grated cheese
to oatmeal porridge, to boiled rice,
maahed potatoes, hasty pudding, eto
A oheap, savory, and highly nutritious
food oould thus be prepared, equal in
nutritive value to beef and mutton, and
far less oostly. Milk, butter, and
"bosch” were described, the lecturer
maintaining that the latter when care
fully prepared from good beef and mut
ton fat, and honestly sold aa "butterine,”
or "oleomargarine,” or by any other
name indicating ita true nature, waa an
excellent substitute for cream butter,
and obtainable for half the oost The
proximate elements of vegetables were
described, and the conversion of starch
into dextrine and sugar by cookery was
explained. It waa shown that the fi
brous framework of plants, oell ulnae, baa
the same ultimate ohemioal composition
aa starch and sugar, and is convertible
into them. A chemist, the lecturer said,
oould make sugar from old cotton rags or
other vegetable fibre. This change oo-
onrred in the ripening of fruits, when by
the agenoy of the add of the unripe
fruit, its cellulose, or woody fibre, be
came converted into sugar even. after It
waa removed from the tree. Vegetable
fibre was but little used aa food for man,
but the leoturer waa of the opinion that
this was simply for the want of more
aoientifio cookery. At present we used
the digestive organs of sheep, oxen, eto.,
to prepare our food. Tht-se animals
merely did more oompletely what we did
when we converted raw wheat into
bread or oatmeal into porridge. They
selected the required constituent* from
the coarser kinds of vegetables, snob as
grass, eto., and rearranged their elements
in the laboratory of their 1 todies, and
tbns presented us with these elements in
a form more easily assimilated by our
selves. When we should know enough
of the science of cookery, we should do
this for ourselves better, more cheaply,
and less repulsively than now.
Statistics In Massachusetts.
A Fish Story.
The latest fish story comes from
Louisiana. A gentleman traveling wa*
overtaken by a storm and suddenly
ilmost felled to the ground by a catfish
that struck him on the head. In a mo
ment he was literally pelted with fishes,
o that his horse ran away, and he was
iu great danger. Several thousand of
the fishes were rained down in this way,
and it was finally discovered that a
whirlwind had scooped them up, carried
them off aud hurled them again upon
the ground.
Odd Mtjskets.—The number of old
arms on hand in the Government Arsenal
at Washington will aggregate 100,000
of all kinds. They are being sold at
prices ranging from twenty-five cents to
C-l each. The latter-price pieces are
complete, and the former either inoom-
plsto oi badly mted,
The annual report of the Railroad
Commissioners was submitted to the
Legislature recently. During the year
ending Sept 30, 1883, there were 3,798
additional miles of railroad constructed in
this State. The aggregate capital stock
was $122,307,572. The net debt of the
companies amounts to $72,933,290,
The total gross inoome for the year was
$43,380,887; total expenses, $32,479,907,
The local passenger earnings were $13,
052,320; through passenger earnings,
$5,245,205. The total number of pas
sengers oarried was 01,530,747. The
whole number of tons of freight oarried
was 20,202,881. The number of persons
injured during the year was 524 and the
number killed was 191,15 being passen
gers. Upon the Sunday train question
the Commissioners say that to authorize
a Sunday train on an abstract argument
against Sabbath observance without proof
of any demand for the train would show
disregard of the spirit of the law passed
iu 1881, and would be a breach of trust.
There is no doubt that the law should
be construed as authorizing permission
for the operation of a road when it is
called for by mixed considerations of
convenience aud necessity.
A Prosperous Association.
The twelfth animal meeting of the
Commercial Travelers’ Association of
New York was held iu Syraouse. Re
ports show a total membership of 3,191
a net gain of 104 ; deaths 34 ; paid bene
ficiaries $170,000, o£ whioh $40,000 was
paid from the reserve fund. The Treas
urer's report shows a balance on hand
last year of $51,679 63; receipts above
assessments $45,273.60; total inoome
$96,953.23; disbursements, including
$40,000 to beneficiaries from the reserve
fund, $42,567.68; balance on hand
$54,386.81, of which $51,774.67 is in
vested in register 'd Government bonds,
President Eaton estimates the number
of commercial travelers in tho State of
New York at 10,000, and in the United
States at 100,000.
Let a man put a ten-dollar bill m his
pocket and start out to make purchases,
and about the only thing he will have to
show for it on his return home will be a
very strong breath. But give the mother
of a large family the same amount to use
as she sees fit, and when she comes book
♦here will be a heavily loaded two-horse
truck following in her wake.—Philadel
phia Call.
We should believe 0’ily in works;
words arc hoU} for iibiiuiig everywhere.
A DANGEROUS AMBUSCADE.
IHmrcrtl Bnrely la TlM-Tfe* Waa* B»wp-
live and Larlai of Madara Rvlla Ora phi-
rally DcoerlM.
Something of a ven-ation was caused In thi*
city yesterday by a rumor that one of our
li st known citizens was about to publish a
statement concerning some unusual experi
ences during hts reetdenoe in Syracuse. How
the rumor originated it is impossible to say,
but a reporter immediately sought Doctor a
O. Martin, the gentleman In question, and se
cured the following interview:
“What about this rumor, Doctor, that you
are going to make a public statement of some
important matters?” . „ ,. „
“.fust about the same aa yon will find in all
rumors—some truth; some fiction. I had
contompl it-rd malting a puhl'Cttiori of some
remarkable episodes that have occurred in
my life, but have not completed it as yet.
What is the nature of it. may I inquire?”
Whv, the fact that I am a human being
Instca T of a spirit. I have passes 1 through
one of the most wonderful ordeals that per-
aps ever o< curre i to any man. The first in-
Jrrntion I had of it was several years ago,
when I began to feel chilly at night and rest
less after retiring. Occasionally thD would
be varied by a soreness of th > muse es and
era inns in my arms and legs. I thought, as
most people would think, that it wai only a
cold and so |iaid as little attention to it as
possible. Hhortly after this I noticed a pe-
cular catarrhal troub’e and my throat also
became inflamed. As if this were not va
riety enough I felt sharp ]<ains in my oheet,
and a constant tendency to hernia'he.”
** Why didn’t you take the matter in hand
id cheok it right whore it was ?”
" Why doesn't everybody do io f Simply
because they think it is only some trifling and
pMsing disorder. The e troub'es did not
come all at once and I thought it unmanly to
heed them. I have found, though, that
every phygitevl neglect must be paid for and
with large interest. Men cannot draw drafts
on their constitution without honoring them
sometime. Those minor symptoms 1 have
described, grew until they wore giants of
agony. I became more nervous: had a
strange fluttering of the heart, an inability
to draw a long breath and an occasional
numbness that was terribly suggestive of
paralysis. How 1 could have been so blind
as not to understand what this meant I can
not imagine.”
" And did you do nothing T'
"Yes, I traveled. In the spring of 1879 I
went to Kansas and Colorado, and while in
Denver, 1 was attacked with a mysterious
hemorrhage of the urinary organs and lost
twenty pounds of flesh In three weeks. One
day after my return l was taken with a terri
ble chill and at once advanced to a very se
vere attack of pneumonia. My left lung
soon entirely filled with water, and my leg)
and body became twice their natural size. I
was obliged to sit upright in bed for several
weeks in the midst of the severest agony,
with my arms over my hcad,and in constant >
fear of suffocation.”
“And did you still make no attempt to savi
yourself I" _ .
“Yes, I made frantic efforts. I trie I every
thing that seemed to offer the least pros|iect
of relief. I called a council of doctors and
Pad them make an exhaustive <-h mical and
microscopical examination of my condition.
Five of tne best pbvsioians of Hyraouse and
sevoral from another oity said 1 must die I
It seemed as tbovgh their a sertion was
true, for my feet became cold, my mouth
pan ned, my eyas wore a fixed glassy stare,
my holy was covered with a oold, clammy
death sweat, and I read my fate in the anx
ious expressions of my family and friends
“But the finale?”
" Came at last. My wife, arou ed to di
£ oration, began to administer a remedy upon
er own responsibility, and while I grew
better very slowly, I gained groun l surely
until, in brief, I have no trace of the terrible
Bright's dlxeaao from which I was dying,and
am a i erfectly well man. This may sound
like a i-omaflM, but it is true, and my life,
health and what. I am are due to Warner’s
Kale Cure, which 1 wish was known to and
used by the thousands who, I beli3ve, are of
fering this minute us I was originally. "—
not suob an experience os this justify
making a pubiic statement?”
“ It ceitainly does. But then Bright’s dis-
se is not a common complaint, doctor. ”
" Not common I On the contrary, it is one
of the most common. The trouble is, few
peoplo know they have it. it has so few
marked symptoms until its final stage that
person may have It for years, each year get
;ing more and more in its power and not Bus
pect it. It is quite natural 1 should feel
enthusiastic over this remedy while my wife
is even more so than 1 am. She kn ows of
its being used witli surprising results by
many ladies for their own peculiar aliments,
over which It has singular power.
The statement drawn out by the ubove
interview is amply confirmed by very many
of our moat prominent citizens, among
them being Judge Reigel,and Colonel James H.
Goodrich, of the Times, while General
Dwight II. Bruce and Hev. Professor W.
P. Codd ington, D. D., give tho remedy their
heartiest endorsemen 1 . In this age of won
ders, surprising things are quite common,
but an experience so unusual as that of Dr.
Martin’s and occurring here in our midst,
mr,v well cause comment and teaoh a lesson.
It shows the necessity of guarding the slight
est approaoh or physical disorder aud by the
means wh oh has been proven the most re
* ~ ‘ • It shows the depth *-
Thr editor of the Borne, N. Y., Sen-}
linel ehouta: "Give ns Free Lumber I”
there ie a person in tho world entitled
Dee lumber it is an editor. If there
a person who gets more of it, though
in the shape of eoid-wood for eubeovip-
tions, it la tha editor. Yea, for heaven’s
sake, send him a load cl lumber "free,”
and aee what he will Make of it—Peok't
Sam.
Jar ax.—On Mew Tear's Day, in Japan,
them is great emulation among the mcr-
ihanto of aoond credit to make the first
sale of goods. Aooording to law, all
lapaneae merchants an required to set
tle their aeoonnto and pay their debts by
December Slat, and are not allowed to
bay or tell goods until they have done
Dr. Sanford’s Liver Invigoretor—Cathartic;
Toole. Will cure when other medioinee fail
TIs eerier for the generous to forgive
Than for offense to ask it.
Does
me in
liable and elflcient.
which one can eink and yet be resc
loot
«i,
The Might ef the Pei.
Oh, the orator’a voice is e mighty power.
As it echoes along the green,
But the fearless pen has more sway o’er men,
To sound the praises of Gar bo line.
Great men undertake great things because
they are great, and fools because they think
them easy.—Vauvenargues.
i’s Peptonized Beef Toni*, the only
preparation of beef containing its entiro nutri-
lous properties. It oontains blood making,
foroe-genersting andlife-sui-tainlngproperties;
Invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous
prostration, and all forms of genersl debility i
sin, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the
resolt of exhaustion, nervous prostration or
acute diseases, particularly if resulting from
1 ralmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard A Co.,
froprieto a, New York. Hold by druggists.
No woman oan be handsome by the force of
features alone, anymore than she oan bo witty
only by the help of speech.—Hughes.
Remnrhnhle Escape.
John Kuhn, of Lafayette, Ind., had a very
narrow escape from death. This is his own
story: "One year ago I was in tho last stages
of consumption. Our best physicians gavs
my oaso up. I finally got so low that our
doctor sehl I oould not live twenty-tour
bourn My friends then purchased a bottle
of Dr. Wm. Hall s Balaam for tho Lungs,
which benefited mo. I continued until I took
nlnebotUea. Iam now in perfect health,
having used no other medicine."
Any man may do a casual act of good nature,
but a continuation of them allows it is a part
of their temperament.—Sterne.
Indies’ and children's Boots and Shoos cannot
ran over if Lyon s Patent 11 eel Suffers are used.
We ought not to judge of men's merits by
their qualifications, but by tho ule they make
of them.—Chauon.
Samaritan Nervine relieves the brain of mor
bid fancies. It's a pare family medicine.
Sloth, like rust, consumes faster than labor
wears, while tho key often used is always
blight.—Franklin.
“Samaritan Nervine cured me of St. Vitus
Dunce.” said T. J. Osborn, lUchmond, Vs.
One should seek for others the happiness i.ne
desires for ono's self.—Buddhist scripture,
Siam.
Piao’s Cure for Consumption does not dry np
a oough ; it removes the cause
Every man's work, pursued steadily, tends
to become an end in itself, and so bridges over
tho loveless chasms of his life.—George Eliot.
UMFAILIHO
AND IRFALLIRl.R
nr cubing
and
it proves that few reop c need suffer if them
truths are obsoi v.d.— -Knicuse Journal.
What They Found.
Chicago Belle—"Did y«u get any
presents ?”
Philadelphia Belle—"Oh, yes; my
stocking was falL Brother Jack tried
te play a joke on me by putting a moose
in the foot, bat there was not room
enough for the poor little thing there,
and it smothered. Did you find yonr
stocking well filled?”
Ghioago Belle—"I should say so.
There was a set of dishes, a box of
jewelry and a sealskin saoque in mine,
bat what do you think my brother did ?
He put an English png dog in the foot.”
Philadelphia Belle—“Mercy I Didn’t
it smother ?”
Chicago Belle—"Oh, dear, no. I
didn’t discover it until it began to snap
and bark when I was putting the stock
ing on ?”—Philadelphia Evening Call
Not Afraid.
The historian of the New Orleans
Timet expedition into the Everglades
of Florida writes; "We are not afraid
of snakes; we deny with soorn such a
charge. On the contrary, it is quite a
pleasant sensation to feel on a hot night
a cool, smooth, slick body gliding noise
lessly over our bare feet, or hear a musi
cal and gentle hiss as we put our hand
out from under our mosquito bar to feel
around for our pipe and touch some
thing that is not our pipe. Such little
incidents enliven us as well as every
body else, and considerably assist us in
making life bearable. Still, we prefer
sleeping in our canoes. We are dis
turbed a little during the night by the
bellowing of alligators, and occasionally
by one swimming back wd forth yodef
ettvhoftk"
Epileptic Fite,
Spaeme, Falling
Sickness, Convul-
itus Dance, Alcoholism,
Opium Eating, Seminal Weakness, Im-
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Nervous and Blood Diseases.
WTo Clergymen, Lawyers, Literary Men,
Merchants, Bankers, Ladles and all whose
sedentary employment causes Nervous Pros
tration, Irregularities of the blood, stomach,
bowels or Kidneys, or wlie require a nerve
tonic, appetizeror stimulant, Samaritan Nerv
ine is invaluable.
fyThousands
proclaim it the most
wonderful Invigor-
ant that ever sustain
ed a sinking system*
$1.50 at Druggists.
TheDR.S. A. RICHMOND.
RE DICAL CO., Sale Pro-1
prieton, St. Joseph, Mo.
Ohms. N. Crittenton, Agent, New York.
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$135
13 H. F. STEAM ENGINE,
(no boiler). Nearly new and in perfect
running order. Gun be seen hv calling
on J. H. NORWOOD,
24 Broad stioet, Atlanta, Git.
eeizosfV' h. o. a the am***
tur at and bast remeur iw .lumj.
liver. ■tom%ob, bladder and blorl
^ < leoAHoa, and only real caret* re
diHooveriM* for acute anl chrome
rbaumatinra. gout, lumbago ejiat*
x- '•* ica, D«*ural>m f eto. Ha* cured hop *
mto cane* Bright’* dUsn and dyipepeia tn 3 w ’okfl-aU
tonus of rheumatic di§ordei»in 2 to 12 vroek§—relieve#
inflammatory in 1 day. Oan refer to Imndr. da of rah*.
Me people eur»*d who had tried in vam eyomhma oUe.
Purely botanic, hnnnluM, and nice to Inn <. Ask font
druggist to g«-t it; if be deolineiiund to,us forjt—t
■oil * * f **"
fwthei
stay BUfierer. Give Kxprv
* JJU. T. A. bL<
For Two
Generations
The good and staunch old
stand-by, MEXICAN MUS
TANG LINIMENT, has done
more to assuage pain, relieve
suffering, and save the lives ol
men and beasts than all other
liniments pnt together. Whyl
Because the Mustang pene
trates through skin and flesh
to the very hone, driving out
all pain and soreness and
morbid secretions, and restor
ing the afflicted part to sound
and supple health.
'Maryland, My Maryland.’*
• • • "Pretty wives and
Lovely daughters ”
"My farm lies In a rather low and mias
matic situation, and
"My wifel"
“Who?”
"Wae a very pretty blonde I"
Twenty years ago, became
"Ballowl"
"Hollow-eyed 1*
"Withered and aged I*
Before bar time, from
"Malarial vapors, though ehe made no par
Meular complaint, not I wing of the grumpy
kind, yet einsed mo givat uueasinesa
"A short time ngo I purchased your rem
edy for ono of the children, who had a very
severe attack of biliousness, and it occurred
to me that the remedy might help ray wife,
as I found that our little girl upon recovery
had
"Lost I"
"Her eallownee*, and looked as fresh as a
new blown daisy. Woll, the story Is soon told.
My wife to-day has gained her old-time
beauty with oompnund interest, and le now
as handsome a matron (if I do ray it myeeifl
as can be found in thiscounty, which is noted
for pretty women. And I have only Hop
Bitters to thank for Ik
"The dear creature Just looked over my
■boulder and lays, 'I can flatter equal to tbs
iUj. of our oourtship,’ and that reminds me
there might be more pretty ivivee if my
brother farmers would do as I have done.”
Hoping you may long be spared to do good,
I thankfully remain,
Most truly yours,
a L. jAMMft
BUI.TSVILLU, Prince George Oo., May *J,
1888.
G OO D N E W S
12 LADIES I
Chattanooga Saw Works.
MANUFACTUBERfl OK BK8T
REFINED CAHT STEEL
CIRCULAR SAWS
Fully Warranted.
(JZJ* s * w * re tempered, retoothed,
ground thinner or hammered
promptly and saMafactorlly.
Write for our special discounts.
CHATTANOOGA, TONS.
(■mitent inducements ever of
fered. Now'll your tun - to yet up
orders for our c«l«br ted Vritffi
mid i 'oll<‘U(i t and necure n henuti-
fill Gold Kami or Mom Ilona ( Inn*
Ton Hot, or Hnndsoine DeucnUx!
Gold Bund Mori* Bom* Dinner Set, <.r Gold Hand Mom
Di i < r <t«G Toilet fcet. l‘< r full iimtu-ulnra ndrirpns
TIIK GliiiAT AM Kit It’AN THA CO.,
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I CURE FITS!
Wh.ln l do Ii.'t mein uinr.T, toTiop item "*
Stump and tfpopp li.vpi them ret.prn
Ml car.. I h.v. madPi th. dl.o... of FITS, BrihSPB*
or FALLING 81CXNEHS . Ilf.-long slllrty. '
remedy to cptr. tho womt conn Boc.u.e olh *" J’t't
failed l. no rna.on for utpt now rorrlrliig a curo. SofKl "
mm for • tre.ll.o .nd A Froo Bottle, of mr InfAMUj
remedy, fllvo Bxpreiis and I «»st Olflce. II cost#^ yo«
BO,hln ld ,, d r ro‘.im.’ U o! Him*, 1 w/KfcrlM.. N-Totk.
CAUTION.
Don't be persuaded to buy old styles; get only
the uew improved dust-proof, Patent Regulatoi
Aatcbcs. Send for Catalogue.
P. STEVENS WATCH CO.,
ATLANTA, OA.
5imLDUiwa^5®miME55URE.
WHITE/
RUBBER
To Speculators. ,
R. Mndlilom & Co., N. Wilier & Co.,
I and 7 Chamber of H B"S!!"*X> r w
Couirn rce, Chicago. New ion.
Crain and Provision Brokers
Mt-iubera of .11 prcpin n ut Produce Eto’. ngos la
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ittdciipent when r Pi'.pp ted. Send for circular* cqnt.un-
ing port”cuI..ra, KOUT. LINDBLOM * HO.. O b.cogo
CONSUMPTION.
XbAVM ft positive remedy for the ftbove dluense; bv ltft
tiM thousftnd* of caaor of the worst bid'a anil of long
•landing havo boon cured. Indeed, 60 strong is roy falta
In Its efficacy, that I will send TWO BOTTLES FREE, ta
rot her with a VALUABLE TKKATI8K on tills dispose, ta
Jj’/sw/'lff fix
AN ORGANIZED BUSINESS COMMUNITY
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raBiHna ffi.tem Pump., Wind MU1 Pnmp*.
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PcLiaaiNQ oo.. Atlanta Oa.
p k'mn^hrIe weeks"
F,tr I’Mirihlotr proofs and fcftrma.
.d.ir >vi in confidence, with 3-Cp-nl
ituap W. C. BELLAMY,
JlOe Atlanta. U«'ttgia. . ..
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