The sunny South. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1875-1907, August 27, 1887, Image 2
THE SUNNY SOUTH, ATLANTA, GA„ SATURDAY MORNING, AUGUST 27, 1887.
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By the Author of "Phyllis,” "Molly Bawn,” “Mrs. Geof
frey,” “Lady Branksmere,” Etc, Etc.
up? Alas! the hours I’ve wasted on your ed
ucation! You must excuse her, sir,” turning
to Denis with an irresistible air of apology.
“She is still sadly deficient in many little
ways!’’
CHAPTER V.
“And grace that won who saw to wish her stay.”
Last night some rain had fallen, short and
youthful showers, leaving small ruin in their
track, and lending a deeper brilliancy to branch
and bough, and waving grasses, that all look
the fresher for their midnight bath.
“Green grow the rushes, O!”
Merrily, blithely, skim the swallows through
the velvet air! Coo! Coo! sigh the wood
doves from the dark entrances to the planta
tions beyond; and through all and above comes
the swish-swish of the waves as they break
upon the beach far down below.
A heavy bunch of creamy roses, wet still
with glistening rain drops, is flung by a small
but unerring hand, at the casement of Dela
ney’s room. It is as yet early morning, and
Denis, coming to the window in answer to this
perfumed command, .stands revealed in his
shirt sleeves and armed with two brushes that
have aB yet hardly succeeded in reducing his
hair to order.
“Come out! Come out!” cries a fresh sweet
voice. “What! not dressed yet? Why, what
do you think I have already done'! I have
been down to the beach. I have had a swim.
1 have come back again, and am now re-gown
ed! Oh! what a lazy boy you are!”
Indeed it may all very well be true. So
sweet a picture she makes, looking up at him
with her pretty head thrown back, and her
face, fresh as the morning, and as a lily, fair.
“I’ll be out in a moment,” says he, not
without a thought of his present rather unor
thodox costume; but such thought he allows
after a swift glance at her, is a cruel waste of
time. There is no mock modesty about her;
no mauvaise haute anywhere. Is he not her
cousin, and is not a cousin a sort of half-
brother!
"You should have been out an hour ago.
The air then was delicious. Hurry now, da,
and put on your coat, and we’ll have a run
before breakfast, litre,” flinging him a rose
bud, “put that in vour button-hole, and hur
ry, hurry, hurry
There is scarcely need for such injunction.
Never in his life before did he rush through
his toilette in such frantic haste; and presently
he has his reward. Long, long years after
wards he can recall to mind the strange, wild,
happy sense of utter enjoyment that clung
round that morning hour spent with her, ere
the dew was lifted from the flower, or the
heart of the day was opened.
Then comes breakfast—a merry meal—as
neither the Squire nor his daughter can refrain
from giving away to a spontaneous gaiety that
affects one sympathetically, and draws one
into the swift current of its own sprightliness.
And after breakfast there is half an hour with
the Squire, who insists upon his guest follow
ing hint round the extremely untidy farm yard,
and giving his opinion upon this and that.
And tten there is the Duchess to cope with
for the rest of the delicious, lazy, sultry after
noon.
“You play tenis!” asked Denis, idly, when
they have sauntered through the old-world
garden, and gathered themselves in a desultory
fashion, a very ideal boquet.
“Yes! Oh! yes,” with a brightening eye.
“You have a court?”
The Duchess colors.
“A—a sort of a one,” she confesses. “I—”
hanging her head, “I’in afraid it isn’t the kind
of one to which you have been accustomed.”
That this is highly probable, a moment’s
re flection assures Denis, but he refrains from
saying so.
“Lead on,” he says instead, with a severe
glance. “Y’ou are eviden ly trying to shirk
D v.~. B , ,, .. the contest, and I am bent (I warn you) on
otherto contradict him; and liis hair, which is giving you a beating that will last your life-
i thick on h.’s head now as when he was a Ume,“
CHAPTER IV.
“As merry as the day is long.”
“ d foks theCdln Placidly smoking. That
r^ two mvrare; N^rah is absent, on hos
pitable thoughtsintent, 8gain ,
in brisk ana u ' Were there ever such
' ever such fools? Led
scoundrels? ® r ® hler without knowing
hke sheep to tbe slaugn ! ^ ^
for why j demagogues who used
■Yhem to'fllltheirown pursed didiflt cam
'^Butthey'arepret^q'det round here, aren’t
being attacked with a fit of aneez
have rather a high opinion of the County Lorn
have rattier a g F They are a n a steady go-
?e0 ? t Th? Paving their rents end that?”
^ emm indeS?” says the Squire, with an
. .. e ‘ „ “Whv what do you take
i«n g f n ,r? llents is it? Faith, they would not
em for? K » belief if they weren’t
T$e“without hiZ., which
woufd mean pufgatory with *"££”**
nnita an endless number of centuries,
Is that you, Noddlekins?” as the Duchess
stews ouUrom the window on to the lawn,
behind his chair, leans on the
bask of it. “Norsk will tell you about them.
“They are very poor,” says Norah, with a
■^Never mind that,” says'the Square, hastily,
as if afraid of being softened. What 1 m tell
ing your cousin now is that they have no
of honestv To pay their just dues is the last
thing that^would ever occur to them. Honest,!
Whv they’ve forgotten how to 6pell the word.
TWve sDonged it out of their dictionaries!
Look It me* 1 *^ Not a penny have I got this
oTail the da—-h’m—h’m—Norah, my
soul, go and get me my other pipe. This won t
draw-you’ll find it in—er—if you look fsr it.
Norah, with an irrepressible little glance at
her cousin, retires discreetly.
“I hate swearing before a girl, though it s a
great relief at times,” says the Squire, mildly
“Especially when one gets on the subject of
one’stenants. They are such a truculent lot,
and so entirely without reason; they bate rea
son. <>nce let them see that you have the best
of the argument, and nothing would induce
them to listen another second. And then their
grievances! They’d fill the pit of Tophet!
“I suppose they have some,’ saysthe young
man, thoughtfully. The remembrance of a
little flower like face, and sweet grave lips, and
a gentle voice, that had taken their part a mo
ment since, is still with him. .
“Pishl” says the Squire, wrathfully; who in
reality is the kindliest soul alive, and as a rule
shamefully imposed upon by every peasant in
the neighborhood. “That’s all you know about
it Such a feeble remark comes of your hav
ing Saxon blood in your veins; you don’t un
derstand ’em. Like the rest of your country
men, you either run us up too high or run 11s
down too low.”
“Don’t mistake me there,” says Delaney,
hastily. “I’m Irish all through. Any English
blood'I may have has btcome Irish long ago.
I’m a Paddy, heart and soul!”
“Well done, lad! I like to hear you, says
his uncle, giving him a mighty slap on the
shoulder. “In spite of all our faults, and 1
grant you they’re not few, and in spite of those
rascals who are disgracing us in the House of
Commons, I would not be anything else my
self. One loyal Irishman is as good as two
Englishmen ” , „ .
As good as one, certainly,’ says Denis,
*^4o—two, man—two; and better!” says the
Squire, with determination. He is si ting up
very straight, looking as though he defies the
“tfell-Hmrdly; pejhaps,”^rlth a treacherous
uncrftainty of tfinb. “Let- me set,. On his
last' birthday he was, I am almost sure——
“Ninety-nine!”
“N—0. Twenty-flvel”
“What! ’ says her consin, sitting upright
and coloring warmly. Then, as though the
absurdity of his extreme astonishment strikes
him, he sinks back again into bis former posi
tion and altera the expression of his face. “I
fancied him a modern Methusaleh. I scarcely
know why,” he says, indifferently. “A friend
of my uncle’s rather than yours.”
“His father was dad’s greatest chum down
here. They were at college together, and
when he died a year ago, dad fretted after him
very much. Otho is now the Earl.”
Otho! Somehow the word—so sweetly ut
tered, so plainly familiar—grates upon his ear.
“He is abroad,” he saye, abruptly. “For
long'”
“No, he returns next week.”
“Howdo you know?”
“He told me so in his last letter,” replies
she. simply.
Silence follows this oidinary answer. Denis,
lying back with his hands clasped behind his
head, is, to all appearance, gazing with rapt
attention at the pale white clouds floating in
the dazzling blue of the sky overhead; and yet,
and yet—what is this curious sense of dUsatis
faction, this contraction of the heart, that is
almost a pain? It is sharp enough at all
events to rouse him to a clear understanding
of his own position, and with the rush of mem
ory comes the knowledge that he of all men
has no right to feel anything but unconcern
about this girl’s affairs. This lovely child!
who, whilst he is working out the right and
wrong of it all, is employing her little idle
brown fingers upon the adornment of his head.
Surely it is true that—
“Satan finds some mischief still for idle
hands to do!”
Through and through the few short hairs
that his barber has left him she is threading
pieces of grass, pulling them out again and re
arranging them as fancy dictates, carelessly,
dreamily.
Denis, with this new strange fear at his
heart, lifts his own hand, and taking hers
from his head, put it away from him with a
Spartan determination.
“Do you know,” he says, sharply, with a
rather forced smile, “that—that the effect of
your fingers going in and out like that—is—is
maddening?”
"Don’i you like it?” asks she, genuine sur
prise in her tone. She stoops over him and
gazes into his half-averted face as if to assure
herself that he really can mean it. “Why,
Otho loves it! He says it is as soothing as a
cigiiette.”
•'I am not Otho. It does not soothe me,
says Denis, still with that unnatural assump
tion of pleasantry. “So far from it—that I
believe a continuance of it would be danger
ous—for me—Dot for you,” smiling.
As though to place temptation beyond his
reach, he seizes upon his hitherto discarded
hat, and with quite as heroic air crushes it
down upon his bead, lo! even to his brow.
“Oh! you needn’t lecture me about it,” says
the Duchess, with a little offended glance from
under her long lasheB; “and you needn’t put
on your hat like that. I am not going to touch
you. I don’t icant to stick straws in your hair,
believe me. I was merely doing it to please
you, because Otho says ”
“Oh! confound Otho!” interposes her cousin
impulsively, and a second later is covered with
confusion. What in Heaven’s name is the
matter with him this morning? What must
she think of him? The enormity of this mis
demeanor is clear to him. Hut it is not so e'ear
as to how he shall apologize lor it—how explain
away his unreasonable burst of irritation about
what has, or at all events should have, no ele
ment of annoyance about it? Whilst stricken
with remorse, he is casting about him for some
decent excuse to offer for his conduct, the
Duchess, striking boldly into the situation,
makes an end of it.
“You are cross,” she says calmly, regarding
him with a judicial eye. “You are indeed,”
with severe meaning, “extremely queer alto
gether. Do you think the sun is too hot for
you or the flies too troublesome? If you think
you are going to have a sunstroke or—or any
thing of that sort, I should be glad if you would
give me timely warning.” It is evident that
she is rather disgusted with him
“I fling myself upon your grace’s mercy,”
returns he with a snnle that is very imploring
in spite of the lightness of his tone. “If you
will believe me, I don’t know what is the mat
ter with me!” This is strictly true “I have,
I suppose, a wretched temper, and I lost it
touch—that has earned for him from his
laughter-loviDg neighbors, the title of “Squire,”
which, as we all know, is not an Irish one.
“I’m afraid you haven’t learned your lessons,”
he goes on, laughing. “You’ll have to go
down, sir, if you don’t bluster a bit these
times Norah! I say. Duchess! Where on
earth has that child gone? She’s for ever dis
appearing just when I want her.”
“I think you sent her away that time when
you wanted to swear," says Denis, mildly,
knocking the ash off bis cigar.
“So I did. I remember now. There you
are, my Duchess,” as Norah once again comes
lingeringly up to them. “And without that
other pipe. Never iulDd, here it is in my pock
et after all! Hut you might have brought
your cousin one.”
“My cousin knows better than to smoke
pipes,” says the girl, bending over her fa'her
and daintily ruffling his hair. “’Tis only a
vieux moustache like you who can do that now-
a-days.”
“Is it so?” said the Squire, sharply, turning
suddenly on Denis, and for the first time be
coming awaie that be iB smoking a cigar.
“Bless me, the fools you beys are! Why you
don’t know what’s good for you; you’ll go to
your grave, I daresay, without learning the
company there is in a pipe. Why; it’s twice
as good as that weed of yours and twice the
comfort.”
Replacing his comfort in his mouth, he leans
back in his chair and contemplates the sur
rounding landscape, with an air of perfect con
tent that might almost be termed superb.
From where they sit a glimpse of the ocean
may be caught, as it lies serene and placid,
basking in the rays of the now setting sun.
To their right rise mountains, high, wooded,
and tinged now by the purple flames of a dt -
ing day; whilst to their left lies silent and soli
tary, as “illigant” a bog as the heart of an
Irishman could desire. So large it is, so
8wampv;so suggestive of fevers and agues—
and snipe!
“D’ye see that?” demands the Squire, after
a prolonged survey of it. He has removed his
pip- from his mouth, and now points with it
majestically to the bog in question. “That’s
mine!”
“Lot of waste ground,” says his nephew,
lazily, who, after all, has been a long time off
his native heath.
"Waste!” echoes the Squire, indignantly.
“What do you mean? Why it’s the finest
snipe bog in Ireland! Waste, is it? Wait till
you come here at Christmas time and you’ll
see how much waste there is about it.”
“Oh! looking at it in that light!” says the
young man, hastily, who indeed is a splendid
shot, and very devoted to sport of all kinds.
“If that is an invitation, my dear uncle, you
may expect me next Christmas.”
“I’ll hold you to your word. I’m sorry,
however, there’s nothing for you now sa.-e
rabbits. But have you brought your gun?”
“No.” regretfully.
“Oh! you ought, man! You should never
travel without your gun and your toothpick, as
my poor father used to say; and faith he might
have added a brace of loaded revolvers if he
had lived in these days. However, don’t for-
get it at Christmas when you come, and I
promise you we’ll have many a good day of it
in that same ‘waste’ bit of ground.”
It is evident that he has taken the word
hardly.
“I tell you,” warming to his subject, “the
snipe swarm there like bees. Why, there was
one winter here—was it last winter, now,”
meditatively. “Norah, what winter was it
that the snipe were so plentiful round nere?”
“It was five winters ago,” says the Duchess,
with a little nod.
“Five? Was it now? Well, there’s nothing
so deceiving as time! Anyhow,” turning
again to Denis, “whatever winter it was, they
were as thick as peas, and so tame you could
sweep them off the hall door steps in the morn
ing!”
This astounding announcement is given
wi'bout a blush. Denis who is evidently de
lighted with it, and the teller of it, laughs out
Ion i.
“Ah! you may laugh if you like; but we
know, don’t we Norah?” giving his daughter’s
ear a loving pinch. Norah remains discreetly
silent.
“She doesn’t,” says Denis, mischievously,
looking at her with such persistency that he
gains his point, and compels those sweet ex -
presiflve eyes to seek his own.
“WhatK Wnchess! Turning traitor?” cries,
the Squire, catching her hand and pulling her
forward. ‘‘Why, doh’t you know yet, after
all I have taught you, that when your father
tells a tarradiddle, it is your duty to back him
antly led thereto by the Duchess, whose desire
; for battle had cooled again as the match com
menced, knowing what the intended field
1 looked like—is of so unusual an appearance
that it needs all his self-command and good
breeding to keep him from evincing his sur
prise. It is indeed meant for a court, because
it is portioned off by an extremely rustic rail
ing from the field beyond—a stubbly field—yet
but for the railing it might have belonged—
been part and parcel of the stubby field. In
fact it was—last month!
“It is horrid; you won’t like to play on it!”
says the poor little Duchess, plaintively, who
has been enduring agonies of shame on the
way hither. There is indeed such a wealth of
misery in her expression as would have made
a worse man swear he would play in it or die.
“Is that your plan of getting out of your
beating?” says Denis, scornfully, waviDg his
racket on high. “If so, it’s a vain one, my
good child: you’ll get it in spite of all your ef
forts to the contrary. Come! Let’s begin. I
thirst for the fray!”
If this indeed be the truth, his thirst is con
siderably quenched after the first draught.
The ground may be bad—nay, it is inconceiva
bly so; the bal s abominable; but the Duchess
at all events is an unconquerable foe! Now
here, now there she darts, swift as a flash of
lightning, taking his hardest bills as though
they were chili’s play to her; giving him balls
impossible. In effect “taking the shine out of
him” altogether, as they say down here.
Is she a spirit, or an imp, or a girl? Was
there ever so light-footed a creature, or one so
sure of her stroke? And was there ever one
who at the end of a set (won literally off her
own bat) could look so cool, so lovely, so little
triumphant?
“You’re a swindle!” Rays Denis, who is as
hot as she is cool, as crimson as she is pale.
“You are,” changing his tune, “a marvelous
creature!” He says this in a panting tone,
from where he has flung himself exhausted on
the grass. It is no joke, you see, playing a
single game on a hot day in July. “Why
don’t you look surprised?” he goes on. You
might, if only for generosity’s sake. Why
don’t you jeer at me? Are you not proud of
yourself ?”
“Well, no,” says the Duchess, mildly. “To
tell you the truth, I generally beat every
body?”
Denis, as if amused by this naive remark,
which is rich in truth, gives way to sudden
laughter.
“You’ll bring them down a peg or two at the
Castle,” he says, inadvertently. Then—
“Don’t sit so far away from me over there;
you might as well be in the next county.
Come over here and enjoy with me the shade
of this hospitable tree I’d go to you, only
you have knocked me up so completely.”
“l’oor thing!” says the Duchess, with deep
compassion. She comes to him at once and
slips down on the grass beside him, and gen
erously pulls out a corner of her gown that he
may rest his head upon it.
“Who taught you to play tennis in that mas
terly style?” asked he, when he has settled
himself comfortably, and as close to her as cir
cumstances will permit. “I thought you told
me you had no neighbors ”
“What a melancholy thought! We are not
quite so destitute as all that. I think what I
said to you was, that there were no young men
here; but there are plenty of girls. That,”
with a little laugh, “is bad enough, isn’t it,
without adding to it?”
“I don’t tbiuk girls could teach you to play
as you do.”
“Well, there are some old men, too. Dad
can take most balls, and the Rector is no
mean foe. And Lord Kilgarriff, when he is at
home, gives me lessons; but he is so often
away.”
“Lord Kilgarriff,” turning lazily on his elbow
to look at her, “who is he? Another old neigh
bor?”
“The oldest we have. I remember him
quite as long as I can remember anything.”
(“Old fogy evidently,” thinks the young
man, with an unconscious pleasure in thus
thinking.) “Where is he now?” aloud.
“Abroad. Somewhere in Germany. I for
get the name of the town. There was a pro
lessor of something or other there whom he
wished to see.”
(“Musty old pedant beyond doubt,” decides
Delaney, still carryiag out that first satisfac
tory train of thought) “Bookworm, I sup
pose,” he says civilly, if superciliously. “That
sdHPMs generally a bore, don’t you think?
One can hardly fancy an uld fellow devo.ed to
his ‘Aldines, Bodo is, Elzevirs,’ wielding the
frivolous racket By-the-bye, how old is he?
Old enough to be your grandfather—eh?”
„—4 .I- — - al
ls so « retched as 'you .-lay, - you
ongratulatcd on its loss. ' There, don’t
100k so miserable! J forgive you ”
“It is more than I deserve, then. Bye and-
bye,” taking the little hand he had so rudely
repulsed and tenderly smoothing it, "you will
remember me only as an ill-tempered fellow
who ”
"No! No indeed!” sweetly. “You must not
think that. Shall I tell you something?” bend
ing down and looking at him with such a love
ly, earnest gaze. “I like you already—already
mind you—much better than any one I have
ever yet met; always exceptingdaid, of course.”
“What! Better than Kilgarriff?” asks he,
unable to refrain from this question.
“A thousand times better!” frankly; "though
indeed,” with sudden contrition, “you must
understand that I am very fond of Otho, too ”
Delaney, who is watching her with eager
eyes, sighs impatiently, oh! that she were a
little less frank, a little more reserved. He
would that he could have seen some faint hesi
tation in her tone, the lightest suspicion of a
blush upon her pretty cheek. But there is
none—nothing.
And then once again there comes the rush of
memory, and with it the new fear and the
angry self-contempt.
Why shuuld he wish her less frank? What
should be hoped from any new-born shyness?
Has he forgotten honor, everything, in two short
days and part of a third? It is all a mere touch
of folly, a veritable midsummer madL ess. He
will fling the thought of it far from him.
But alas! alas! this is easier said than done.
And in the silent watches of the sleepless
night, when most things are la d bare to us, be
kuows that at last fair love has caught him in
its toils, and that for weal or woe—nay woe,
for a certainty!—he is a slave for evermore.
At the feet of her who but a few days ago was
as nothing to him, his heart lies wounded,
stricken, hopeless!
CHAPTER VI.
“My va or is certainty going! It is sneaking off. ’
“Hist! Norah!” said the squire in a subdued
tone, putting his head cautiously outsioe the
door of his own favorite den and beckoning her
to come in, great mystery in all his bearing.
Drawing her in, he closes the door carefully
behind him and regards her with an anxious
eye.
It is the next morning, and there is much
sign of an embarrassed mind about the Squire.
He looks puzzled, "perplexed in the extreme,”
and his hair has taken that pronounced stage
generally caused by the running through it of
nervous fingers.
“He’ll stay the week!” he says at last, get
ting it out with rather a jerk. “The whole
week, to a moral. I told you how ’twould be.”
A little thrill ol pleasure rushes through No
rah.
“Well 1 Y’ou aren’t sorry, are you?” she
asks reproachfully. “Remember all you said
about tho duties of hospitality and the ”
“Nonsense, now, Norah! What way is that
to speak? Surry, is it? Why it’s delighted
I am. I wish be could stay a month, only ”
“Why, I never met a nicer fellow—never. Did
you. now?”
“Never,” says Norah, sincerely.
“ ’Tisn’t that at all—but—but Noddlekins,"
sinking bis voice to a whisper, “do you think
they will hold out?"
“What?” startled. “Thechickens—themut-
ton? Even if they don’t we can get ”
‘ Oh! bother take the chickens and the mut
ton !” cries the Squire in a frenzied lone.
“Who’s thinking of them? ’Tisn’t the dinner
that’s troubling me, Duchess—tis the clothes!"
Here he grows almost apoplectic in bis endea
vor to whisper and still give to his words the
emphasis they deserve. “Ob! Norah, darling,
last night I thought I’d have died in ’em—spe
cially the coat! I felt bursting!’’
“That’s how you looked, too,” says the
Duchess, with deep sympathy. “Why not
leave them off, dad, darling? I’m sure you
look ever so nic 9 in your Sunday ones. Quite
lovely, indeed, when your hair is cut ”
“Never!” says the Squire heroically. .“I’ve
beguu and I’ll finish in ’em, though they be the
death of me. D’ye think I’d let him go back
to the Castle to madam, my own sister-in-law,
and say I dined in fustian?”
“He wouldn’t!” says Norah indignantly.
“What do you take him for?”
“It might come out all the same, and then
we’d be disgraced for life. But what I was
thinking is this,” regarding her anxiously—“if
1 were to ease them a bitl Eh? To give a lit
tle snip to the stitching under the arms, you
know. It would be a great relief 10 me—and—
and he’d never see it. Eh, now?”
Not for the world!” declares Norah vehe
mently. “Cut one stitch and the whole thing
will go. Wby.-dl#, think of thWlMige! They
)WerCbMde before I was born. They must fee
1 tweniy iears old at least.” 1 c -,;v’
‘.Thirty, my love, I think," says tht pior
Squire with inuch dejection. It is a great blow
to him that that “snip” has been forbidden.
“And you really think I couldn’t ease them?
It’s great agony, Norah. I assure you, my
dear, there was a moment last night when I
felt as if I was going to sneeze! I’ll ‘never for
get it. If I had, all would have been over with
me! Not a seam, not a button would have
been left! I .thought I should have died of
fright! It really makes me very anxious, my
dear; and it’s a thing that may occur again,
I’m rather given to sneezing.”
“You are. It is a great misfortune,” says
Norah, sadly. “I wish you could cure your
self.”
“I assure you I can’t even laugh comforta
bly,” goes on the Squire, with a sigh; “and
that's a great loss to me. ’Tis a thing I’m not
accustomed to. I don’t believe they’ll stand a
week of it, Norah. I don’t indeed; and if they
do give, I shan’t be able to hold up my head
again.”
“I’ll get a good strong bit of housewife’s
thread, and sew the seams on the inside where-
ever they look strained, and then you can
laugh,” says his daughter, giving him an en
couraging pat on his broad back.
“If you do, I’m thinking you’ll sew the suit,”
says he, still melancholy. “There isn’t a
seam in it that you couldn’t burst with a de
cent sigh.”
He looks at her as if defying her to deny this,
and then, all suddenly, without so much as a
second’s warning, he bursts out into an irre
sistible pearl of laughter. His laugh and No-
rah’s are just the same; rmuical, hearty, com
pelling. To hear them is to join in them, no
lens volens. Long and loud he laughed, Norah
keeping him company,without exactly knowing
why; but youth, especially Irish youth, is prone
to laughter, and is always thanktul for a chance
of giving way to it.”
“Speak! Speak!” cries she at last. “I can’t
laugh for ever without a reason for it. It’s an
unsatisfactory sort of mirth.”
“I was thinking,” said' he, still choking,
“that if I did burst those clothes, what a row
there would be. Such an explosion! Just
think of his face and yours! add your poor old
dad at the head of the table—ha! ha! ha!—with
vacancies in his raiment, and Oh! my
Oh! my!”
The tears of mirth are running down his
cheeks as he pictures himself the scene that a
moment before had reduced him to despair.
Norah, too, is laughing with all her heart,
when Deuis, ojp&itilg the door, thrusts in his
head. ,
“It does one good to hear you,” he says.
“May I know what it iB all about?”
“No; it isn’t good enough,” says the Duch
ess, hastily. “It is too ancient: a perfect
threadbare joke.”
“Good for you, Duchess!” cries the Squire,
beginning to explode again. “Faith, the sub
ject of it is threadbare enough in all conscience,
and ancient to a fault.”
“Never mind, dad, you have come to tell us
something,” says Norah, addressing her
cousin pointedly, as if to turn his attention
from the Squire, who is quite a dangerous
mood. “That letter in your hand ”
‘Is from my mother, asking me when I in
tend returning.”
“My dear boy! Why you have only just
come,” exclaims ihe Squire, forgetful now of
the joke, the fragility ot the evening clothes,
everything.
Nevertheless she says she can’t do without
me. The house is f u 1 1 of people, and it appears
the task of keeping them in a good temper is
beyond her. Norah, she wants to know also if
you are coning back with me.”
“Back with you! To the Castle! Oh! no!
Certainly not!” says the Duchess, in a tone of
horror. All the laughing is gone now, giving
place to a nervous astonishment. Involunta
rily she steps backwards until she reaches the
wall behind her, as if desirous of getting as
tar from the Castle in question as possible.
No words could be as eloquent as this move
ment.
“But why?” asked the young man, reproach
fully. “My mother is so anxious to make
your acquaintance, that she will take your re
fusal hardly. As you know, she cannot well
come to you at present, but if you will go 10
her ’’
I haven’t thought of it. I didn’t know she
wished ”
I told your father. Y'ou didn’t tell her?”
looking at the Squire, who is now the picture
of guilt
-Fiction.
deciuti f roi the first that Norah could never
got on ;ithout him or he without Norah.
“More than that. I cave you my mother’s
invitation, I hope, Norah,” regarded her
earnestly, “that you will accept it. You will
like my mother, I know, and as there are so
many people staying there at present you won’t
feel dull.”
“Oh! That’s just it,” miserably.
“What?”
“All those people!” growing quite pale.
“Nonsense!” laughing. “Not one of them
will eat you, and some may amuse you. 1 am
quite sure you will enjoy it.”
“I shouldn’t indeed. Dad,” indignantly,
“why don't you speak. Why don’t you say I
should be wretched ajvay from you.”
“She would. She would indeed, I assure
you,” says the Squire, waking to an enthusi-
assic defence of the position because of that
indignant glance. “1 assure you my dear
Denis, she would be the most melancholy
creature alive if deprived of my society even
for a?Jay!”
He says it in such perfect good faith, and
with such an open desire to help her in her ex
tremity, that he is irresistable. Even Norah
gives way to laughter.
“It is true, though,” she says to Denis, a lit
tle defiantly. “We have never been separated,
never. Even for the three years I was at
school in France lie cauie over and lived there
with me.”
“Then I wish you would changa your mind
and come to Ventry too,” says Denis.
“I wish I couid,” says the Squire; who in
deed would have desired nothing better; “but
I’m tied by my heels just now. You know
what a worry the tenants are.”
lie refrains from mention of the evening
suit, and the utter inability to order a new one.
“Norah,” says her cousin, suddenly, “come
out and let us talk it over.”
[to he continued.]
DEATH OF Me. A. B. PHELPS, SR.
The death of Mr. A. B. Phelps, Sr., which
has already been announced in the newspa
pers, removes one of the old landmarks of
Georgia citizenship. Born in Northampton
some 74 or 75 years ago, of one of the best and
most distinguished families of Massachusetts,
he left the parental roof and bleak atmosphere
of New England at .an early age and came to
Georgia to carve his fortune. He located in
the little town of Powelton, in Hancock county,
and without friends or money, went nobly to
work and soon won the esteem and confidence
of all the people of that community. He estab
lished a general mercantile establishment on a
small scale, but under his vigilant apd ener
getic management it grew to large proportions
and became the leading, if not the only, mer
cantile house in that then growing and prom
ising town. His business prospered and he
accumulated mosey rapidly, and when the war
came he was among the largest and wealthiest
planteis in all that portion of Georgia.
Though born in a New England State he be
came a staunch and thorough Southerner.
All of his sympathies were with the South on
every question, and no man hated New Eng
land extremists more bitterly than he. ^ He
owned large slave property, and magnificent
landed estates, and so heavily did the great
crash and general wreck from the war fall
upon him that he never recovered from the
blow. He belonged to tbat large class of
Southerners who cannot forget the past and
accommodate themselves to the new order of
things, and hence their latter years are gloomy
and unhappy. , _ , .
He married the mother of the Editor of the
Sunny South, by whom he had four children,
three of whom survive him and are prosperous
and solid citizens of the State. He married
the second time and leaves, a noble and warm
hearted widow to mourn his death.
He possessed many noble and admirable
traits of character, and whenever his sympa
thies were fully enlisted he was a true and
lasting friend. ' . A ,
It will revive many sad reflections in the
hearts of old Georgians to hear of his death.
But such is the end of all flesh.
“I Love Her Better than Life.”
Well, then, why don’t you do something to
bring back the roses to her cheeks and the light
to her eyes? Don’t y° u Bee 8 ^ e i® suffering
from nervous debility* the result of female
weakness? A bottle ol Dr. Fierce’s “Favorite
Prescription” will brighten those pale cheeks
and send new life through that wasting form.
If you lore her, take heed.
I seldom read novels, nor, indeed, any kind
of fiction,” said a little woman, while a com
placent smile passed over her rather vapid face.
“Oh dear, no! I consider doing so a sheer
waste of time.” She settled beraelf in a deep
rocker, and drawing out a roll of what ap
peared interminable crochet, set to work upon
it with a zeal ana diligence worthy of a nobler
occupation. ... , ,
“The domain of fiction includes the drama.
How about Shakspeare?” I asked.
“Oh! who thinks of reading him, now-a-
days! He went out of fashion with oar grand
fathers.”
“And Scott, Dickens, Thackaray, and lam,
bat never least, George Eliot,” I answered,
waitirg with some curiosity for her answer
which came at length, after she had smoothed
the chrochet out on her lap and gazed admir
ingly at it.
“Oh, I suppose I read Scott’s books when I
was a girl, but to be candid, I don’t remember
much about them. Some years ago, I took up
a volume of Dickens—Oliver something—but
soon dropped the book with horror. He is so
low—carries one among such dreadful creat
ures. As for Thackaray, he is too satirical;
besides he shows us people just as they really
exist; now when I do read a novel, I want
something sensational, something that is far
removed lrom every day, humdrum life.”
“Something after the order of ‘She’,’’ I
terrupted.
“Well, yes, though I did skip a great deal in
that. George Eliot, I have heard, was not
good, and I have never so much as peeped into
her books.”
“1 am sorry for you,” was the only retort
I thought it worth while to make—knowing it
would Oe a sheer was e of breath to endeavor
to prove, to oue of her calibre, what erroneous
ideas had entangled themselves in her brain.
I watched her as she sat before me, all her en
ergies centered in the manipulation of those
countless yards of thread she was weaving into
an elaborate design—ultimately to adorn some
garment that, perchance, after its first exhibi
tion to admiring friends, would fall under no
other eyes than those of my lady’s washer
woman. And as 1 marked the deft fingers,
there fiitted across my mind the following
quaint words:
“Lost, somewhere between the honre of sun
rise and sunset, ten golden hours; no reward is
offered, for they are gone forever!”
This little woman I cite is only a type of
thousands, who, with heart and brain, dieu
donne, devo e their lives to the accomplishment
of no other purpose than that of making fancy
work, which work, in divers forms, sweeps
from time to time over the fashionable world
in the shape of a “craze.” We are told that
“where ignorance is bliss, ’tis folly to be
wise;” and this may be true, for, as laird By
ron says, “Knowledge, though power, is not
happiness.” Nevertheless my heart goes out
iu pity to the man or woman whose mind fails
to feed on the rich and rare fruits of fiction
spread before it in this glorious “Communism
of Literature.” And let me add, par parenthe
sis, this happy age when that wizard of pub
lishers, John B. Alden, is flooding the land
with books so choice, and such marvels of
cheapness l hat they are equally within reach
of the mill onaire, and the ambitious jrouth
famishing lor knowledge beneath some obscure
and lowly roof.
I cannot give the right hand of fellowship to
the woman who complacently avows she sel
dom, it ever, reads fiction. There would be no
congeuiality of thought with a mind so blank,
so utterly wanting iu ideals, so ignorant of the
works in which—as Miss Austin tells us—are
displayed the most thorough knowledge of liu-
mau nature, the happiest delineations of its va
rieties, the iivest effusions of wit and humor,
all of which are conveyed to the world in the
best chosen language.
Of cjurse, in the almost limitless catalogue
of iicti u, there are books of such deadly poison
that it behooves us to put them far away, so
that the young and innocent minds of our chil
dren cannot feed upon them and their tastes
thus become vitiated ere they have been suffi
ciently formed to detect and shun the fatal
L'pis-laiut that lurks in every page of these
productions.
If some uiagic power were granted me I
would gather together, from the four quarters
of the globe, all obscene writings, all dime nov
els, those compounds of moral aconite and
henbane that are poisoning mentally the youth
of our land, and the insipid, enervating trash
known as children’s literature, into one vast,
hear- and •'Jen. as the Caliph (invar lone ci.”
turies ago, applied the torch to'a" far nobley
collection of books—to heat, lorsootb, me
baths of his soldiers—so would I touch this
reeking heap with brands of fire until not one
leaf or shred was left to tell these books had
ever been.
Some people—viewing this matter from a re
ligious standpoint—look upon reading nov
els, and fiction generally, as a heinous sin,
forgetting—if they ever knew—that these
works are in most cases only chronicles
of the lives daily pulsing around them—re
cords of the human heart with its manifold
hopes and fears; its aspirations and its disap
pointments; its passiions and its sorrows.
of love and kindness which this gentle and
generous and charitable soul has contributed
to the happiness of the world. I take and en-
jjoy my share, and my a benediction for the
meal.” Anna W. Yobno.
Walhalla, 8. C.
THE(0lfNTF{Y
Philosopher
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“I never read fiction!
It is a waste of time!”
Shades of the mighty Dead—ye whose match
less conceptions shall live ’till time shall be no
more—veil your spirit faces at this shameless
avowal!
Never read fiction! Never enter the magic
realms Shakspeare created and peopled with
“characters that combine history and life, who
are complete individuals whose hearts and
souls are laid open before us.” So true are
they to human nature, that “in forming our
opinions of them we are influenced by our own
characters, habits of thought, prejudices, feel
ings, impulses, just as we are influenced with
regard to our acquaintances and associates.”
I hold it true that not to know Shakspeare,
the keen and mighty prober of the deep heart
of humanity, is to lire in a mental dark
ness most deplorable.
I would not give my acquaintance with his
men and women for the costliest gem that ever
sparkled on a monarch’s brow!
They are such good and varied company,
and stand out so clothed in their own individ
uality that we think and speak of them as sen
tient breathing creatures—while their homes—
whether amid the glades of Ardenne, or on
that enchanted isle where ethreal sprites “ran
upon the minds, rode the curl’d clouds, and in
the colors of the rairbow lived,” or yet, in
stately Belmont’s palace halls where there
“Is a lady richly left
Aud she is fair, and fairer, than that word,
Of wondrous virtues”
become a local habitation and a name in our
hearts forever.
But leaving the hights of fiction, and pass
ing over many names that, though standing far
lower in the scale, occupy no mean place iu it,
we come to our own ti mes when authors are as
thick throughout the land as falling leaves in
Vallambrosa.
Out of this host, I single one whose life and
genius were spent in careless endeavor to ben
efit and reform what was wrong in the age he
lived in.
“lie taught the world,” said Dean Stanley,
as he stood beside the new made grave of
Charles Dickens, “great lessons of the eternal
value of geuerositv, of purity, of kindness, and
of unselfishness.”
This great novelist whom men delight to
honor as the Prince of Pathcs—the Emperor
of the realm of Fun, chose the broad arena of
fiction as a medium through which his best
and purest lessons were taught. What days
and nights of pleasure have we, who love our
author, not spent in the glorious company of
the children of his brain? And what a legion
they form, as, at our bidding, they pass before
our mental sight. There’s noble John Jarn-
dyce and dear Dame Durden with her “beau
tiful darling” close beside her; there’s poor
Richard, too, and the little mad woman, both
of whose pale and haggard faces tell of wasted
lives spent in the vain pursuit of a phantom
that has its charnel house in that foulest of
places, the Chancery Court of England!
And here is one, “a daughter of the gods,
divinely tall, and most divinely fair,” but her
loveliness is dimmed by the shadows of sin and
passion; she has been most grieously wronged
and I pity, more than I condemn, the course
she has taken to wreak vengence and disaster
on the House of Dombey.
“Thank God for Germany!” exclaims Wil
liam Black in his own “Kilmeny,” and I, with
equal heartiness, cry: “Thank God for Charles
Dickens.” Ye who roll up your eyes in dis
dain, and complacently declare you never read
fiction, come oat of your shell of ignorance;
surround yourtelf with this great and good
man’s novels and learn from them the beauti-
timl lessons of loving kindness, charity and
generosity.
“I delight and wonder at his genius,” said
Thackaray. “I recognize in it—I speak with
awe and reverence—a commission from that
divine Benificence whose blessed task we know
It will one day be to wipe every tear from every
eye. Thankfully I take my share of the feast
The interstate convention was a success.
Our leading farmers will keep pegging away
until they find out what is the matter with
farming, and then maybe we will change our
methods and get along better. I am glad the
convention fonnd out what was not the matter.
That is a good way to narrow down the inves
tigation. It is now settled that it is not the
tariff that depresses farming—but Kentucky
mules and western meat and northern specu
lators have a good deal to do with it.
But the greatest embarrassment over our up
country farming is a disinclination to work.
Our farmers will plow and hoe pretty well when
they get at it, but Joe Bradley told me that if
a man didn’t scratch bis head in the field by
sunrise he wouldn’t succeed at farming. I have
watched Joe ten years and he is a success. He
never went to town except on business, and he
attended to his business and returned home
with alacrity and went to work. Some of his
nabors would lose nearly the whole day when
they went to town. Joe saves the scrappings
of his barn yard and the fence corners and has
heaps of compost. He raises his own meat and
has some to sell. lie buys calves in the neigh
borhood and pastures them until they grow big
and fat. lie oils his harness and keeps his
wagon greased, and when a rainy day comes he
goes to his workshop and fixes up the plows and
hoes and axes. Joe loves to work and is always
at it, and so of course he is accumulating. But
a good many of our farmers have almost quit
a'tending to fillle things. It is so handy to
buy meat that he won’t raise hogs. It is so
handy to buy fertilizers that he never scrapes
the barnyard but lets it all wash away. He
will give fif een ce ts for an ax handle rather
than make one. If a man comes along the
road he will talk to him half an hour. He will
hunt squirrels aud go fishing, or attend justices
coui t when his crop is in the grass and so of
course he is always behind. lie has to rent
poor land because he aint ‘fitten’ to tend any
other kiud. So after all it is more in the far
mer than the farm. I don’t know that there is
such a great difference between farming and
other occupations. The farmers say they don’t
have a fair jdmwong witt_ inercheota and 4 uann-
fac urers q^l lawyers and doctors., bu tl don’t
know any class who are so independent as far
mers of the Joe Bradley type. He has every
thing to make h s family comfortable and he
made it on the farm and still makes it. liis
family help him to make it. They all work and
when he hires a darkey the darky works. He
makes him work. He is ashamed not to work
for everybody and everything ou the place is
alive and kicking Joe will draw a bucket of
water in half the time he used to. I believe
that as many farmers succeed as merchants or
manufacturers—in proportion to their num
bers. The statistics prove that fifty merchants
out of a hundred fail. Thirty more just squeeze
along and make it a support. ’Ten more get
ahead ahd accumulate slowly and the other ten
get rich.
It is about the same way with manufacture rs.
As for lawyers and doctors nobody knows until
they are dead whether they are ahead or be
hind. But the average farmer don’t break,
lie can’t break. lie can’t even suspend. If
the merchant who runs him can’t get his ad
vances he must run him again, and be hopeful
of a better crop next year. The farmer is too
apt to compare his situation with the merchant’s
apparent ease and comfort, but he doesn’t know
that the merchant has bank notes falling due
every sixty days, and has to lap over and shin
dig around to keep up. He doesn’t know the
strain there is to keep his family along with
the upper crust. It won’t do to pick out the
exceptional cases like the Nobles or Keely or
Kiser or John Ryan, for those men would have
made money ra sing cow peas in Sahara, or
driving terrapins lo the coasts at half a mile a
day. Wuy suouldu’t the farmers be doing as
well as they used to do ten j ears ago. Colton
is a little !o .ver, bat it costs less to make it.
Corn is never less than fifty cents a bushel, and
that is fifty per cent higher than it is up north.
Last year the Augusta Chronicle sent out cir
culars asking the most reliable farmers what
cotton cost to grow it. The replies were pub
lished aud were very interesting and very satis
factory. They were carefully made up from
their actual txperience, acd the result was an
average cost ot six and a half cents a pound.
So that gives a profit of ten dollars a bale with
hired labor, but when a man with half a dozen
children to help him, does his own work and
raises his own supplies, his cotton money is
nearly all clear profit and can be added to his
capital stoct.
There are three classes of farmers: Those whe
own the land and cultivate it with home or hir
ed labor; those who are landlords only and rent
their land to tenants, and those who are ten
ants only.
Mr. Munford and C. M. Jones and Captain
Lyoa and Mr. Davis and Joe Bradley and Ma
jor IVooley and Mr. Milam are fair samples of
the first-class, aud they are all prosperous.
They trade and traffc some outside of the farm
but the farm is the mudsill, the foundation of
their prosperity. Their farms are not for sale.
On the contrary they buy more laud, and I ex
pect would like to own all that joins them.
Men of their class are not complaining of depres
sion. Tnev are not as rich as they want to
be, but their neighbors don’t complaiD about
that.
I have the honor to belong to the second-
class. Since my boys have quit me for more
ambitious things, I rent out my land and have
only a general supervision. The farm cost me
six thousand dollars. My tents average four
hundred dollars, which is about six per cent
after paying taxes. Besides this we have a
comfortable home and plenty of cheap fuel,
which may be put down at another hundred,
and there are the fruits and vegetables and
potatoes and chickens and ducks and spring
lamb and fall mutton and a fat pig now and
then lor a barbecue, and there is latitude and
longitnde and springs and branches and a creek
to fish in and a mountain to hunt on and wild
fruits and wild flowers all around, and all these
ought to be pat down at another hundred, and
this makes up altogether about ten per cent on
the investment, which is as good as Georgia
railroad stock, snd less liable to change and
the accidents of commerce. We have no con
flict with labor, no perils of fire or thieves or
robbers or detalcatore. Even General Sher
man failed to destroy it, aud where he dog hU
trenches is better laud than ever. I wish I had
control of him and his diggers for about a
month—I would have my whole farm subsoiled
three feet deep.
The third class are the tenants, the humble
yoemanry of ihe land—the toilers and sweaters
who are not working to get rich, bat to make a
living. They have no ambition for fame or
fortune and are contented with their lot..- Their
fathers left them but little beside a good exam
ple of industry and honesty and patriotism and
they will do the same by their children. They
are generaly good lawabiding citizens. When
the overseer of the road warns them to come
and work the highway they shoulder a shovel
and go and have a good time joking and laugh
ing and playing marbles and swapping the na-
borhood news. Whilftt the sheriff summoiW
them to serve on the jury they take it afoot to
town, and like patience on a monument, sit and
listen to the lawyers quarrel and so earn their
two dollirs a day and are thankful. They have
not settled it jet whether a level moon or a
tilting one foreshadows rain, but certain it is,
one or the other. They still believe that botts
kill horses and that a weak eyed nag ought to
be cut for the hooks. They are rough and
strong and self reliant. They never surrender
to misfortune, but dare to love their country
and hate the niggers and live poor. These men
make no complaint about depression, but
take life as it comes and are ready for the Dext
war.
Too many things are charged up to the farm
that don’t belong there. My farm does not
support my family, but it is not the fault of the
farm. One of my boys msde a thousand dol
lars clear money on it in one year, and it was a
poor year, but we spent it for him, and so he
got discourged and qnit. A diligent managing
young man with no dependents can take that
farm and clear fifteen hundred dollars on it
raising grain and hay and cattle and hogs.
When an aspiring country family is trying to
keep up with town ways, and social customs
and falls behind in money and credit, the de
falcation should not be charged up to the farm.
< >ne of my nabors kept a team on the road to
town every day and he wore out his buggies
and har ess every year, and it took half the
farm made to keep up the team and the repairs,
and pay the driver. One summer he had lots
of company and when they began to come there
were three or four hundred chickens in the
backyard, but before the company left he was
buying about twenty a day. But he is a shifty
man, and manages to get along. A man can’t
run a free hotel, and a Iree livery stable on a
hundred acre farm and save any money. He
couldn’t do it in the good old days when nig
gers was—and he can’tdo it now, but I know
a man who tries to.
'iT/HuMOg
Where Peppermints Grow.
[Bartba H. Burnham In August Wide Awake. J
O- Myrtle Belle! what do you s’poee?
It really, dear I9 so—
I’ve been down Into Candy Land,
To see where pep’mints grow.
I’ve been to Grandpa P rcy’s, dear,
Alaiott a month, seems if,
And, playing In the mea^w there,
I 9. iffcd a pep’mict sn’if
At first I thought the candy man
Was waiting therf* or me.
And thrn I 9pled. O. Myrtle Bjllel
A cunning pep’mint tree.
There was no candy to be seen,
Bat baby fl >wers Instead—
But they mean c «nry by and by—
Peppermints white bud red.
And so. when Grandpa harvests io
Hi < citron, lash and qu.nce,
I’m going down to Candy Land
To get my pepperu lnts.
“Secretary Evarts uses some remarkably
loug sentences doesn’t he” said a traveler to
hisjseat-mate with whom he had been discussing
the various statesman.
“Yes, but I don’t think any of his can com
pare in length to a sentence that 1 heard Judge
Bromley get off last week.”
“What was it?”
“Twenty live years. 1 ’ „„ V - h _, /
The real reason why negroes live to such an
extreme old age is that they don’t know exact
ly when they were born.
Man wants but little here below, and he gen
erally gets it.
“Who is that pretty girl you walked home
from church with last Sunday?” “Oh, she
sings in the choir.” “Ah, yes, I see, a chants
acquaintance.” $
For Expectant Bridegrooms.
[Kdwa d P. Jackson.]
A husband duly trained should be
A model o sagacity—
Should understand especially
The marvelous capacity.
The clever persp cacity
Of woman's wisdom and esprit.
Compared w th his capacity;
Should listen silently when she
Indulges in lc q iacity.
And trust unhesitatingly
Her knowledge and veracity.
If now and then she chance to be
Comparatively tacit, be
May venture the audacity
To speak a word respectfully,
If "he unnoticed pyss it, he
Mu9t show no pertinacity,
No masculine pugnacity,
B n humbly wait, and patiently
To swallow with voracity
Whatever crumbs of wisdom she
M»v drop, and to her precepts he ^
Should cleave with meek tenacity.
An article is now going the rounds entitled
“What to Wear.” Bless you! We all know
what to wear, but we want to know “how to
get it.”
Smith (with effusion)—Hello, Brown, is that
you? I heard you were drowned.
Brown (with sadness)—No, it was my broth
er.
Smith (thoughtlesslj )—What a pity.
Angelina—Whatever made you tell Uncle
Harpagon you’re making §5000 a year, when,
with all your hard work aDd my economy, we
can scarcely make both ends meet?”
Edwin—My love, he’s worth half a million,
and if be think’s we don’t need it, he’ll very
likely leave it all to us.
The Bravest Battle.
[Jjsquin Mtl.er ]
The bravest battle that ever was fought—
Shall 1 tell you wnere auo when?
Oa the maps of the world vou wl 1 find it not:
'Twa» fought by the mothers of men.
Nav. not with cannon or battle shot,
With sword or nobler pen;
Nay, not with eloquent word o* thought
Prom mouths of wonderful men;
Bnt deep in a walled up woman’s heart.
Of woman that would not yield,
But bravely, silently bore her part—
Lo! there is that battlefield!
No marshalling troop, no blvonae song
No banner to gleam and wave:
Bu oh! these battles! they last so long—
From babyhood to the g ava.
The Rev. Sydney Smith being asked by a
lady why it was reported that there were more
women in the world than men, he replied, “It
is in conformity with the arrangements of na
ture madam: we always see more of heaven than
earth.”
Evidently St. Patrick Gladstone doesn't
mean to rest so long as there is a coercion
snake left in the Emerald Isle.
Heiress—“I am afraid it is not for me that
yon come so often, bnt for my money.” Ardent
Wooer—“You are cruel to say so. How can
I get your money without getting you?”
A timid young man in handing a small fee
to the minister when he got married said in his
embarrassment “I hope it will be more next
time.”
“How shall I s habit break ?”
Am yon«ld that habit make.
A§ joe gathered, yon most ion ;
As yon yielded, now lefuse.
Thread by thread the suand we twist
Till they bind us neck and wrist:
Thread by thread the patient hand
Must urn wide ore tree we stand.
c. „ .Atwe builtied, Stone fey stole.
We most toll, uuhelpea, alone.
TUI the wall is overthrown.
—John Boyle (yiieilly.