Cuthbert weekly appeal. (Cuthbert, Ga.) 18??-????, December 11, 1874, Image 1

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CUTHBERT §§§J APPEAL. BY SAWTELL & GROUBYY TftUMAN & GREEN! Macon, * Georgia. Wholesale D aler, anJ Mannfactnrers of T I 2ST 'W 4 3Y m 2 2 And Dealers In STOTES, CUTLERY, CROCKERY, ETC. OUR Cntlery beln? IMPORTED DIRECT from Sheffield, we are able to sell as low or lower than New York prices. We are sole Agents for the noted Charter Oak Stoves, Which w* guarantee the best Stove made, or will refund the money and pay freight back to egr The trade of Wholesale Buyers especially solicited, and prices guaranteed octie sm TRUMAN & GREEN, Ytaylor. Titos. Willingham, ja. GRANGE AGENCY, 4th STREET, MACON, GA. V7c have established an Agency in this city for the benefit of Pat l*ons, under the firm name of TAYLOR & WILLINGHAM, And will Store and Sell Their Cotton at Special Rates. We will receive and sell for them any Product raised on their Farms, and make Liberal advances on same. Send forward your Cotton, Hay, Peas, Syrup, Etc., And try us octß-ct THAT CANNOT HE THE undersigned is still in the Warehouse and Commission Business at his new a"d commodious location on Depot Sueet. with superior inducements to those ot former \ ears. To the Planters of Randolph and adjacent com ties, he Imp, s. by persmftl attention to bu-iness. to uive general satisfaction and merit a liberal parronage. Liberal advances made on Colton in store, for shiptn tit to liis friends in Macon, Savannah and New York. , Personal attention given to the sale of Cotton, Bagging. Ties, Bacon, Lard, Flour, Sugar. Coffee', S\vriip, Corn, Meal, Oats, live. Tohaceo, Snnff Soap Potash, Soda, St ireh. Candles. Oysters (Cheese. Crackers Sa"dines. Yeast Powders, Cotton Screws, (hins. Buggies and Har ness, Witgons good a the best, (heap as the cheat ast warranted twe.l ve months Agent for Wilcox !Gibbs &. Co.'s Manipulated Guano, and Pbeenix Guano tile best Fertilizers now in use at ih (c pi ice. Wugom and S’oi k jard with ample arrangements for Idling ad thing. Well Rooms with tiru'plares turniahed teamsters free. sepfl ß-4 in ' K. McDONALP, AYEJK’S. HARTERS, JAYNE’S, WEIGHT'S, PETER’S, RADWAY’S, DEE.U’S, COOK. 8, McLEANS, MeLANE’S, TCTTS PROPHETTS LIVER PILLS, SIMMONS’ Liver Regulator, In Powder and Prepared. tor sale by J. T. KIDDOO &. CO.. Successors to J. J. McDonald. GO TO Tiros. Wood’s, (Next to Lanier House,) Macon, - - - - Georgia, To buy your FURNITURE AND CARPETS Cheaper than ever. ALL kinds of Bedsteads from $4 to $l5O. Walnut Bedsteads at $10 —Good. Chairs, Tables, Washstands, Mat tresses, Window Shades , Wall Paper. METALIC-CASES and CASKETS, Cast, Wrought Irou, and Sheet Metal, Wood Coffins and Caskets, Of every description. sepll-6m Pure BRANDIES, WHISKIES, GlitS, RUMS, WINES, CIGARS, of all Grade?, TOBACCOS, common and fine, for sale at Drug Store of J. T. KIDDOO & CO. Shouldor Braces, FOR Ladies and Gentlemen, For sale bv T. S. POWELL, Dnfagist, Booksellei & Stationer Violins, Accordeons. Flutes, Fifes, Banjoes, Tamborines, Harmonicans and Paws Harps Forß.de by T. S. POWELL, Druggist, Bookseller and Stationer. Attention, PLANTERS ai MERCHANTS, rrUTE undersigned beg leave to call the at- JL tentiou ot tße Planters of Randolph and surrounding counties to tl e fact that they will continue the business of Warehouse and Commission, At the FARMERS WAREHOUSE, Jn 'lp- etty of Cutlibert, Ga., wheie they will car V on the e AND COMMISSION BUSINESS, In all its Branches; and where they will be pleased to see all their old customers and friends, and as many new ones as may wish to patronise them. And they hope, by.close attention to business, and an earnest endeavor to work for the interest of iheir Patrons, to merit a large share of public patronage T e business will be conducted solely by J. M. Redding, as heretofore. A lull supply of Bagging, Ties and Plantation Sup plies, Will he kept on hand. JSIT" Good Lots and good water for stock, and house for drivers. Cas t Advances made on Cotton in store and for shipment. JNO. M. REDDING, angSStf AaROX PRICE. Tlie Celebrted SPECTACLES, SCHAFFHAUSEN EYE GLASSES, RUBBER EYE GLASSES, CHEAP SPECTACLES, WATCH GUARD aND RIBBONS, FINE ENGLISH WATCH KEYS. By the aid of the Optometer can suit your eyes with proper Glasses, For sale by T. S. PO ' ELL, Druggist, Bookseller and Stationer. h. jacot, Watchmaker and .T E W E L E 3*, . HAVING Removed to the building imme diately East of the Appeal Office, on College Street. 1 am now better prepared to serve my customers than heretofore. All woik promptly and neatly done and Satisfaction Guaranteed. Clocks and Watches left in my hands for repairs, if not taken out within one vear, will be sold tor repairs on the same, a t ilt HERE. rjYOWEL RACKS, TOWEL HOLDERS, HAT RACKS, CLOTHES RACKS, AND Picture Frames in Great Variety. Also a full line of Gilt and Black \\ aluut Picture Monldiilg, For sale by T. S POWELL Drucgist, Bookseller and Stationer. Eureka Diapers For Sale by T. S. POWELL. THE APPEAL. Published Every Friday Morning. All Papers slopped at expiration of time paidl for. No attention paid to ot ders for the pa per unless accompanied by the Cash, Rates of Advertising. 9 £- jE ss I ** a? § f | 1 ff ? c- tr 3- pc, ‘ 5“ * I IT.TT § B.oo‘s 6.00 $ 9.00 $ 12.00 2.. 5.00 12.00 16.00 20.00 3.. 7.00 15.00 22.00 27.50 4 8.00 17.00 25.00 33.00 \ c 9.00 22 00 30.00 45.00 £ c 17.00 35.00 50 00: 75.00 1 c 30.00, 50.00 75.00 125.00 2 c 50.00. 75.00 One square, (ten lilies or less,) ?1 00 for the jrst and 75 Cents for eaph subsequent inser tion. A liberal deduction made to narties who advertise by the year. Persons sending advertisements should mark the number of times they desire them inser ted, or they wtil. be continued until forbid and "harged accordingly. Transient ad vertisements must be paid for at the time of insertion. If not paid for before the expiration of the time advertised, 25 per cent, additional will be charged. Announcing names of candidates for office, $5.00. Cash, in all cases Obituary notices over five lines, charged at regular advertising ra'es. All communications intended to promote the private ends or interests of Corpoi linns. So cieties, or individuals, Will be charged as ad vertisements. Jon Work, such as Pamphlets. Circulars, Cards, Blanks. Handbills etc., will be execu ted in good style and at reasonable rates. , All letters addressed to the Proprietor wiP be promptly attended to. BETHEL FEMALE COLLEGE, CUTIIBERT, GA. r I ITE FALL TERM begins September 7th. JL and continuing Five (scholastic) Months, ends January 29th, 1875. There will be a re cess of ore Week at Christmas Expenses, per Term of 20 Weeks : Tuition in Literary Dep’t from sls to $25 00, “ Music on Piano, 25 (10, ■Use of Piano, 5 00 Board, exclusive of ''' ashing, 75 00, Incidental Fee, I 00. Vocal Music, Calisthenics and Blemeutary Drawing, free of charge. THE FALL TERM " ill close with a Public Examination ; the Spring Term with an Examination and Com mencement exercises For full information, as to Terms, etc., ap ply to S. G, HILLYEK, Jr., aug2S-lin President. ANDREW FEMALE COLLEGE CUTHBERT, GA. Hoard of Instruction, A. II FLEWELLEN, A. M., President, Mrs. A. H Fi.ewki.i.en , J!. A., Miss Janie Ward, M. A., Miss Manik C. Bc.tiiune, M. A., Miss Flora C. Keith. Mu sic Department, Mrs. E. B. Russell, M. A., Board and Tuition, per annnm, $175 CO Music, •’ “ ■ ‘ 5h 00 Everything furnished except Towels and Bed Clothing. Dress UnivokM Black Alpaca. -?“ Fall Term begins September 14th. A. 11. FLEWELLEN, augTtf * President. Empire Nursery, Near Georgetown, Ga. A. J. SuRLES&CO., Proprietors. VYJE offer for sale the present season a T V large lot of Well Selected Fruit Trees, Either in large or small quantities, and at prices to correspond with the times. Our Select List We warrant to be of the very beßt sorts for Southern culture, and will produce on suita ble soil, with good cultivation, as fine fruit as can be raised m the United States. Price List Furnished Gratis. The best of reference will be given on ap plication. oct3h tf Looking Glasses or Mirrors, Various sizes and prices. For sale by T.S, POWELL, Druggist, Bookseller and Stationer. Call in and Subscribe or Renew Your Subscription for the TELEGRAPH & MESSENGER. Daily and Weekly C'IUTIIBERT APPEAL, J Weekly SOUTHERN CULTIVATOR, Monthly. T. 8. POWELL, Agent Druggist, Bookseller & Stationer A FINE ASSORTMENT OF PHOTOGRAPH ALEUMS, For sale by T. S. POWELL. Drum tils’ s Bookeller aud Stationer. Important to Planters! rTUIE undersigned Warehousemen in the city of Cutlibert, are pleased to announce to their planting triends that they have per fected arrangements with buyers of cotton, which will release them from half the usual rates of expenses on first month. Half ot which expenses will in future be paid by the purchaser. REDDING & PRICE, sepis-tf e. McDonald. .A.inL>i*osi£tl Oil IAOR Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sprains, J Bruises, etc. At T. S. POWELL’S, Druggist, Bookseller & Statiouer. CUTLERY, CUTLERY FINE, Medium and Cheap. Nice assorted For sale by T. S. POWELL, Diuggist, Bookseller and stationer. The Celebrated Lazarus & Morris’ Perfected Spectacles, For sale by T. S. POWELL, Druggist, Bookseller aud Stationer. CUTHBERT, GA., FRIDAY", DEC. 11, 1874. If We Would. If we would but check the speaker, 'When he spoils his neighbor's fame, If we would but help the erring, Ere we utter words of blame 5 If we would, how many might we Turn from paths of sin and shame. Ah. the wrongs that might be righted If we would but see the way ; Ah. the pains that might be lightened Every hour and every day, If we would but bear the pleadings Of the hearts that go astray. Let us step outside the stronghold Of ou: - selfishness and pride, Let us lift our fainting brothers, Let us strengthen etc we . hide ; Let us, ere we blame the fallen, Iloldja light to cheer and guide. Ah. how blessed--ah. how blessed Earth would be if we'd but try Thus to aid and right the weakej, Thus to check each brother’s sigh ; Thus to talk of ditty's pathway Tootn better lite on high, In each life, however lowlv, There are seeds of mighty good ; Still we shrink from souls appalling With a timid * if we could,’ But a God who judgeth all things Knows the truth is. ‘ if we would.’ Courtesy Pays. —A courteous man often succeeds in life when per sons of ability fail. The experience of every man furnishes frequent in stances where conciliatory manners have made the fortunes of physi eians, lawyers, divines, politicians, merchants,and indeed, individuals of all pursuits. In being introduced to a stranger, his affability or the reverse creates instantaneously a prepossession in his favor, or awakens uneonciously a prejudice against him. To men civility is, in fact, what a pleasing appearance is to women, it is a general passport to favor —a letter of recommenda tion written in a language that ev ery person understands. The best of men have often injured them selves by irritability and consequent rudeness 5 whereas men of inferior abilities have frequently succeeded by their agreeable and pleasing manners. Of two men, equal in all other respects, the courteous one has twice the advantage, and by far the better chance of making his way in the world. Success in Life.—To grow rich is not to make mere money, but to spend less. If one is not accumula ting money as fast as be thinks lie ought-, the remedy in nine cases out of ten is not greater exertion to make money, hut greater care to save it. Indeed, he who saves money systematically, putting away a part, or each week’s or each day’s earn ings, is rich already. Ilis means ex ceed his necessities, and that is wealth always. If people generally would conduct their affairs on the principle above inculcated there would be comparatively little busi ness anxiety and much greater com fort and happiness in the household. The Cost of Our Recent War. Mr. David A Wells has furnished the Cobden Club of England with an essay upon the expenses, income and taxes of the United States. We copy the following statement of the cost of the Rebellion ; The whole cost of the war to the Northern and Southern States from 1861 to 18C6 is estimated asfollotvs: Lives, 1,000,000 ; property, by de struction, waste, etc., $9,000,000, 000, The gross expenditures of the United States from June 1861 to July 1866, $5,792,257,000. Of this the actual war expenses were about $5,342,237,000 The expenses of States, counties, cities and towns in the Northern States, not represeYited by funded debts, have been estimated at S2OO, 000,000 Total war expenses of the National Goverment, $6,165,237, boo. The estimated direct expenditures of the Confederate States on ac count of the war were $2,000,000', 000. Aggregate estimated expenses of the war to the country, North and South, $8,165,237,000. The total receipts from all sources during the second year ot the war were less than- $42,000,000. The expenditures were 60,000,000 per month—at the rate of $700,000,000 a year. There is scarce any lot so low but there is something in it to satisfy the man whom it has befallen; Providence having so ordered things that in every man’s cup, how bitter soever, theie are some Cordial drops—some good circum stances, which, if wisely extracted, are sufficient for the purpose he wants them —that is, to make him Contented and, if not happy’, at least resigned.— Sterne. A Doctor’s Story. BY D. a. PARKER. lam a doctor. 1 live in one of the most crowded localities of one of our larger cities. I am not ashamed to say that I live there, because I find it a bet' ter place for a young physician’s practice than the more fashionable streets. The word doctor is a talisman for poor folks. They do not wait to ask “What reputation has he?” Besides poor pople are often ill ; oftener break their limbs, and have more sick children at rt time than those who are better oil. I had been in my present place two years, and had never had a pa tient from the more aristocratic circles when one night, about half past eleven I was startled by a vio lent ring at my bell, and having just composed myself for a nap, af ter a hard day’s work, 1 can’t say the summons was agreeable. However, I ran to my window at once, and thrusting my head oitt in to the rain, cried: “Who is there ?” A voice answered ; “Only I, doctor. It’s an urgent case. Please come down to the door.” That a lady spoke I felt sure—a lady <>f education and refinement. I hurried down-stairs and open ed the door. There stood, in the full light of the hall lamp, an elderly lady dress ed in mourning. Her face, though wrinkled, was very fine in feature. Her hair was arranged in elegant puffs under a handsome bonnet. She put out the smallest of hands in a fine black kid glove, and cried piteously : “Are you the doctor ?” “Yes,” I said. “Then come with mo,” said she. “Dont delay. It’s life or death.”— I hurried on my overcoat, caught up my umbrella, and offering my arm to the old lady, walked down the street with her. “Fou must bo my guide, mad am,” I said. “I do noi know where you live.” She instantly gave me a street and number that surprised me still more. It was a most aristocratic quar ter. “Who is ill, madam?” I in quired; “a grown person or a child?” “A young lady—my daughter,’ she said. “Suddenly ?” “Yes, suddenly,” she answered. “Cure her, and I’ll make you rich ; cure her, and I’ll give you anything you ask. I don’t care for money.— I’m wealthy. Cure her, and I’ll shower gold on you.” “You are excited, madam.” I said. “Pray be calm.” “Calm !” she said ; “calm. But you don’t know a mother’s heart.” We had readied the street she had indicated, and were at the door of one of its finest mansions. The old lady ascended the steps, and opened the door with a latch key. A low light burnt in the hall; an other in the parlor, the furniture of which was draped and shrouded in white linen. “Wait here, sir if yoti please,” she said, as she led me in. “I’ll see if my daughter is prepared for your visit” And with a sweeping courtesy she glided away, and I heard her garments rustle up the stairs in a ghostly sort of fashion. I waited what I thought a most unreasonable time iu that glomy parlor. I began even to grow a little ner vous, and to wonder what it all meant, When a step, very different from the old lady’s was heaid upon the stairs, and a stout, short, red faced woman bustled in. “I beg your pardon, sir,” she said, in a singular tone, such as one who had committed a speech to memory might use; “but, my lady, the lady who brought yoti here, is tefy nervous, and was needlessly alarmed. She begs your accept* auce of the customary fee, and there is no need of your services.” Thus speaking, she handed me the money, curtised, and opened the door for me. I bowed, expressed my pleasure that the patient was better, and de parted. It was a queer sort of adventure* but rather amusing than otherwise ; besides, I had my fee. I went home and slept soundly. I arose early next morning, and made a visit before breakfast. Re turning I found sitting in my office the lady of the night before. She arose as I entered. “What must you think of me,’, she said. “But no matter. My daughter is very dear to me, and I have heard of your skill. She is worse again. Can you call some time to-day, as early as possible, at my house?” “I will be there in an hour,” I said. The old lady took out her purse. “In my day the doctor received his fee on the spot. Will you re ceive it now ?” I did not know what to say, but she laid the money on the table and departed. I ate my breakfast, and made my way to the old lady’s house. I rang the bell, the door was opened Ky the stout female who had dismissed me the night be fore. “The doctor,” I said, by way of explanation. “Ha!” she said. “Itas missus called you in again ?” “Yes,” I answered. “There’s no need, I assure you sir,” she said. “I can’t really ask you in. There’s no one ill hero.— It’s a whim of hers. I’m a better judge of illness than she. No need of a doctor.” “B it since the lady called me in, I must see the patient,” I said. “Beg you pardon, I’ve orders to admit no one,” she answered, and shut the door softly in my face. I left the house, of course, partly in dugeon, partly in amazement. Could there be some plan on the part of this old woman to keep medical assistance from some unhap py patient whose death would serve her purpose ? I asked myself this question for several days; then I forgot the matter. Two weeks passed bv, when, lo ! the old lady again. She walked in as greatly agitated as on the former occasion. “Sir,” she said, “again I trouble yon. My poor, poor daughter.— Gome at once.” “Madam,” I answered, “it is a physician’s duty, as tt should be his pleasure, lo obey such calls, but you are aware that I have beeu sent from your door twice AVithout see ing the patient. Allow me to ask you a question. Are you the mis tress of that house ?” “Heaven knows I am,” said the old lady. “I have lived there for forty years. I own it. I am the only person under that roof who has the right to give an order.” “And the person who has sent me a way ?” “My old servant) Margaret.” “Did she do it at your order?” “No, sir; it was a piece of pre sumption. But Margaret means well. She loves mei” . “Then, madam, if I accompany you, I shall see the patient?” “Assuredly, sir.” I put on my hat again, and Ave Avent out of the house together. We exchanged very few Avords as Ave walked through the streets. At the door of her mansion the old lady paused. “Don’t mind Margaret,” she whispered- “She means well.” Then she ascended the steps. The door Avas opened to us by the woman I had twice seen before. “The doctor must see my child, Margaret,” said the old lady. Margaret stepped back. “Walk in sir,” was all she said. The old lady beckoned me to fol low hon She Avent dp stairs and opened the first door we came to. It was an empty bedroom. She closed it with a sigh. The next rooni into which she led me was also empty. So were all the others. In effect Ave visited six apart" ments, only one of which seemed to be regulaily occupied as a sleep ing apartment; and at the last the old lady turned to me with a strange glitter in her eyes. “Stolen,” she said; “stolen— somebody has stolen my girl. Sir do you know I think it must be Satan ?” Then Margaret came in, and the old lady, bursting into tears, suf fered her to lead her away. As I made my Avay downstairs. Margaret rejoined me. “You understand it now,” she said. “You see my mistress is not in her right mind ?” “I do indeed,” I said. “She had a daughter once,” said Margaret, “and the girl—a pretty creature of sixteen—ran away with a bad mau. She came back home one day, and begged forgiveness ; her mother turned her from the door in a fury. It was night; the rain and hail beat down on the poor thing, and the wind buffeted her. “There is no knowing what hap pened to her that night, but, next, morning, she lay dead. Her moth er’s address was pinned to her ba by’s clothing, ar.d they brought her home. “From that awful day, sir, my mistress, who, in her remorse and delirium, called in twenty doctors to bring her dead daughter to life, has always beeu doing what she has done to you. I try to keep the secret generally, but some find it out, and otheis think odd things of us. I thought I would let you know tbo truth. If she contrives to come again to you, you can al ways promise to call aud so be rid of ller. “Poor soul! she has nobody in the world but me now. She’s pun ished for her hardness at any rate, and you’ll excuse her conduct.” I bowed. I could say nothing. Margaret opened the door for me, and I walked out into the fresh air. As I looked back upon the house, with all its elegance, it seemed to me to have a haunted air, as though the ghost of the poor girl still hov ered about it. “God only knows how Many fearful secrets such splendid homes may at times shut in,” I said to myself, and 1 turned my back upon it gladly. I have never seen the poor old lady siiicb tliftt hour; probably Margaret has kept too close a watch upon her. —Saturday Even ing Post. Why Farmers are so Poor It is believed that seven-tenths of the planters and farmers of this country, north and south alike, are staggering to their fall under a load of debt and mortgage. What is the matter ? Asa class, farmers are not lazy. They are seldom idle.—- They work as hard as anybody ottght to work. They make, taking one year with another. Avhat may be con sidered, under the present standard of agriculture, fair crops, and they get, as u, rule, good prices for their surplus products they put into the market; still they don’t get rich— in fact, are getting poorer and poor er every year. Why is it so ? To say nothing of a faulty system of chopping —all cotton, all A'dient, all something else ; or of credit, liens and interest, the reason which we had in mind with Avbich to point this paragraph is, that it c< sts too much to make our crops. We grow poor, not so much because our in comes are so small, as because our outgoes are so large. There is no strict method in our operations and close economy of means. The ex pense of making a crop lias not been reduced to a minimum. We fence in too large a field and travel over too many acres to produce ten bales of cottort or a hilndred bushels of corn. We pay out too much for labor and for fertilizers for the re sult produced. The remedy must be sought in sounder methods, labor saving implements and better train ed labor and less of it. Paper —Paper is cow used very successfully for making buggy box es, baskets, belting for machinery, boats, clothing, household utensils, etc. For buggy boxes its utility is highly appreciated, as there is no danger of its shrinking or cracking, while it is almost impossible for a horse kick it and make any ini pression on its surface. It is capa ble of sustaining a very high polish and the facility with which it can be moulded into any shape desired is also advantageous. It is thought that it will eventually supersede wood in the manufacture of many fancy aiticleS, afid that its use for the above purposes will become gCn oral. A lawyer was iu a country town on a flying trip, lie was accosted in the hotel by a ‘drummer,’ who thought him one of the fraternity, and inqured ; ‘For what house are you traveling ?’ ‘For my owu.’— ‘You are 1 May I ask your Dame?’ ‘You may.’ Pause —enjoyable to the lawyer, embarrassing to the other. ‘Well (desperately,) what is your name?’ ‘Jones.’ ‘What line are you in?’ ‘I don’t under stand you, sir.’ r Wbat are you sell ing ?’ (impatiently.) ‘Brains,’ (coolly.) The merchantile traveler saw his opportunity, and, looking at the other from head to foot, he said, slowly, ‘Well, you appear to carry a deuced small lot of sam ples? YOL. YIII.—NO SO Jodi Hillings a Philoso pher. The London Spectator points out the profound Avisdom contained in the odd saying of Josh Billings, and the mistake of marring them by bad spelling. The Avriter illustrates his statements by putting some of hit sentences into plain English. For example : We have made justice a luxury of civilization.—Monkeys never grow a 113- older in expression. A young Monkey looks exactly like his grand pa melted up and born again.—No man can be n healthy jester Unless lie has been nursed at the breast of wisdom*— Humor must fall out of a man's mouth like music from a bobolink; Tt is easier to be a harmless dove than a decent serpent.—Some inert marry to get rid of themselves; and find that the game is one that two can play at, and neither win.—Time is money, and many people pay their debts With it.—lgnorance is tl*o Avet-nurse of prejudice. Wit wjtkout sense is a razor without a handle. Half the discomfort of life is the result of getting tired of ourselves.—Benevolence is the cream On the milk of human kind ness. Style is everything for a siti ncr, and a little of it Avill not hurt a saint. Most men are like eggs; too full oi themselves to hold Anything else. It is little trouble to a graven image to be patient, even in flytime. Old ago increases us in Avisdom and rhuematisni.—A mule is a bad pun on a horse.—-Health is a loan at call; Manner is a great deal more at* tractive than matter, especially in a Monkey. Adversity td and rilan Is like training to a pugilist. It re duces him to his fighting weight. Pleasure is like treacle.—Too ttillbh of it spoils the taste for everything. Necessity is the mother of in\'ea tion, but Patent Right is the father. Did you ever hear a very rich niati sing? Bewdre of the nian With half shut eyes. lie’s not dream ing. Man Avas built after all oth er things had been made and pn> nounced good. If not, he would have insisted on giving his orders as to the rest of the job. Mice fat ten sloav in a church. They can’t live on religion, any nioi'e thatl ministers can. Fashion cheats the eccentric with the clap-trap of free dom, arid riiakes them serve her ia the habiliments of the harlequlri; Tliere are farmers so full of science that they Avoa’t set a gate post, tili they have had the earth uo* der the gate-post analyzed. A Romance in Real I^iret A short time ago a youog mail about twenty years of age arrived in Baltimoie from England anii commenced to look for work at his trade. After several day’s fruitless search the Gazette says, lie entered a large factory on Lombard street and inquired for work of the super intendent. The latter questioned him, asking his name and where he was from, and other about his family. lie told the su perintendent that his mother re* sided in England and had reared him, his fatllei* having quarrelled with her when he was an infant and had abandoned them, and it was supposed he had come to Amer ica, but no tidings had been receiv* ed ftorh hi hi. When the young man had concluded, the superin* tendent, who for many years, had been employed by the firm with whom he is at present engaged; said to the astouislied youth, “I am your father.” They discussed family matters at length, and the fa’her, hearing from his son that his mother had never ceased to mourn their unfortunate difference aud hid absence, determined to proceed lit once to Europe and bring her td this country and endeavor in the’ future years to atone for the mis takes and errors of the past. Hd procured employment for his son, and, obtaining the necessary leave of absence from the employers, he sailed last week for England, iu* tending to bring back with him ort his return the wife from whom hd had been so long separated.- Ckeam Candy.— l pound of loaf sugar ; one teaspoon cream-tartar ; 1 tablespoon vinegar; 2*3 tumbler of water ; 1 teaspoon butter. t/at the candy boil without stirring ; then add 1 tablespoon flavoring. When it will drop hard in cold wa ter, turn in a buttered dish to cool, then pull it the same as-molasses, candy. Chestnuts should always be cook ed before eating, as they are more healthy ; besides, cooking imparts an improved flavor to the worm and stops its waggling. * OO O