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ANDREW
Female College,
Cuthbert, Ga.
REV. A. L. HAMILTON would respect
fully announce to hi, friends generally,
that this old and popular Institution will be
rctypened under hi* immediate *upervi*iou on
MONDAY, October 1, 1877.
Hi* former patrons and friends will please
take due notice, and govern themselves lie
cordiugly. The spacious and comfortable
Boarding House and College Buildings are
nw being repaired and re furnished in ele
gant style, and'f%** weeks iu advance of the
opening will be ready for business.
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and will represent the principal branches of
the Chii.tian Churches. 15V The College
wiH be iboiottghly non-sectarian.
The Course of Study
Ha* Been prepared with great care, and with
an especial eye to the requirements of the
age. It embraces equally tke Physical, Men
tal and Moral cultivation of the pupils.
The Discipline
Shall be very mild, but thoroughly systernat
■c and exacting,.
The Terms
Have b.-en ;educed so lar a* possible to meet
the necessities of ths times, as will appear
froin the following exhibit:
Per Session of A r ins Months.
REGULAR COURSE.
Preparatory Department, S3O 00
Academic “ 45 00,
Collegiate “ t>o 00.
BOARD—Furnished room, washing,
lights and fuel, 162 00
“ Washing not included, 144 00.
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Drawing and Sketching, Painting, in Oil,
Pastel Grecian and Antique Painting. Orna
mental Needle-Work, Mantua Making iu all
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ne United States.
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CUTHBERT, GA., FRIDAY, DECEMBER 14, 1877.
“II.”
If. sitting with his little worn ont shoe
And scarlet stocking on my knee,
I knew the little feet bad pattered through
The pearl-set gates that lie Iwixt heaven
and me,
I could be reconciled and happy, too,
And look with glad eyes to the jasper sea.
If, in the morning when the song of birds
Reminds me of a music far more sweet,
I listen for his pretty, broken words.
And for the music of his dimpled feet,
I would be almost bappy, though I heard
No answer and saw but his vacaut seat.
(could be glad, if, when the day is done,
And all its cares and heart-aches laid away
I could look westward to the bidden sun
And with a heart all full of yearning say,
To-night I’m nearer to my little one
By just the travel of one earthly day.
If I could know those little feet were shod
In saudals wrought of light of better lands,
And that the footprints of a tender God
Ran side by side with his in golden sands,
I could bow cheerfully and kiss the rod
Since Benny was m wiser, better bands.
If he were dead I would not sit to-day
And stain with tears the wee sock on my
knee ;
I would not kiss '.he tiny shoe and say,
• Bring back my darling little one to me.”
1 would be patient, knowing ’twas God's
way
That sometimes I my little child might see.
But O, to know the feet once pure and white
The haunts of vice had boldly entered in,
The hands that should have battled tor the
right
Ilad been wrung in the clasp of sin,
And should he knock at heaven's gate to
night
To fear my boy could hardly enter in !
M its. J. M. WIXTOX.
Tribute to Women.
We have seen many beautiful
tributes to lovely women, but the
following is the finest we ever read:
“Place her among the flowers, fos
ter her as a tender plant, and she
is a thing of fancy, waywardness
and folly—annoyed by a dowdrop,
fretted by the touch of a butterfly's
wing, ready to faint at the sound
ol a beetle or the rattle of a win
dow pane at night, and she is over
powered by the perfume of the rose
bud. But let real calamity come,
rouse her affections, enkindle the
fires of her heart, and mark her
then ! How strong is her heart !
Place her in the heat battle—give
her a child, a bird or anything to
protect —and see her in a relative
instance, lifting her white arms as a
shield, as her own blood crimsons
her upturned forehead, paying for
her life to protect the helpless. —
Transplant her in the dark place*
of the earth, call forth her energies
to action, and her breath becomes
a healing, her presence a blessing.
She disputes inch by inch the
strides of a stalking pestilence,
when man, the strong and brave,
[tale and affrighted, shrinks away.
Misfortune haunts her not, she
wears away a life of silent endurance,
and goes forward with less timidity
than to her bridal. In prosperity
she is a bud full of odors, waiting
but for the winds of adversity to
scatter them abroad—pure gold,
valuable, but untried in the furnace.
In short, woman is a miracle, a
mystery, *he centre from which
radiate the charm of existence.”
Hotv to Welcome.
What a ceremonious affair we
make of entertaining company ! So
many of us lose all sense of being
at home the moment a stranger cross
es our threshold, and he instantly
feels himself to be a mere visitor—
nothing more—and acts accordingly.
The man who knows how to drop in,
of an evening, draw up his chair to
the hearth as if it were his own, and
fall into the usual evening routine
of the household as if he were a
member of it —how welcome he al
ways is 1 The man who conics to
stay under your roof for a season,
and who without being intrusive or
familiar, makes you feel that he is
“at home” with you and is content
in his usual fashion of occupation—
how delightful a guest he is J And
the house—ah ! how of them —in
to weich one can go for a week and
feel sure that the family routine is
in no wise altered, but on the con
trary, increased by one’s presence,—
what ]ov is it to cross their thres
holds ! What harbors of refuge they
are to weary wanderers ! What
sweet remeniscences they bring to
the lonely and homeless !
A judge joking a young lawyer
said : “If you and I were turned in
to a horse and an ass, which would
you prefer to be ?” “The ass, by all
means,” answered the lawyer ; “for
I have heard of an ass being a judge;
but a, horse, never.”
A little miss on a visit to the
country said she liked country milk
better than city milk.
The Skeleton Hand.
Yielding to miserable habit ruin
ed me. It had blasted my prospect,
destroyed my business,alienated my
friends, and brought me down to
the loweet point of existence. The
habit bad altogether overcome me.
In vain I struggled against it.
One evening 1 was sitting in im
miserable home craving for th<
stimulus that, how wat necessary t
to my life. Rising) I Walked to th<
cup board where It was kept. My
wife knew well my intention. —
She followed me with her eyes.
I went there desperate and care
less—only eager for the gratifica
tion of iny appetite.
I reached forth iny hands, trem
blingly seized the bottle, and was
about raising it to my lips.
But at that very moment, j'ust as
the bottle touched my lips, T felt a
terrible sensation. It was as though
someone had grasped my throat.
“Wife 1” I cried, in a deep, fierce
voice, “Hag l do you dare ?” and
turning with clenched fist, I struck
at what I supposed to be my wile.
For I thought she was trying in this
violent way in desperation to keep
ine from drink.
But to my surprise I saw my wife
sitting by the fire placo with her
work in her hand.
It could not have been her evi
dently.
A terrible feeling passed through
me. Shudderiugly I raised my
hand to feel what it was at my
throat, or if there was any thing
there at all, which seemed to be
grasping me so tightly.
Horror of horrors 1
As I raised my hand I felt the
unmistakable outlines of a bony
thumb and bony fingers pressed
against my flesh. It was a skeleton
hand that clutched me by the
throat.
My hand fell down powerless by
my side, the bottle crashsed on the
floor. My children awoke at the
noise, and wife and children stared
at me with white faces.
There I, tremblingly in every
limb, stood transfixed with tenor,
the awful feeling of the supernatu
ral now fully possessing me. Una
ble to speak, I gasped with fear.—•
J drew away iny body but my head
was still held by the same dread and
invisible power. I could not move
that.
But at last I felt the grasp relax.
D staggered back, the grasp
ceased altogether, and I drew off
to another corner of the room, en
deavoring to go as far as possible
from the place where this mysteri
ous thing had seized me.
Soon my wife and children turned
away, the former to work, the lat
ter to sleep.
And now, gradually, my craving
returned. Yet how could I satisfy
it? My bottle was broken.
1 took my hat, fumbled in my
pockets and found a few cents, and
taking an old bottle that lay in a
corner, I went forth iuto the dark
ness.
It was not without some feeling of
trepidation that I entered the dark
passage way. Fear lest the same
thing of horror might return again
agitated me. But I passed on un
harmed and reached my old resort,
where I laid my bottle on the coun
ter. The clerk soon filled it.—
With an irresistibleimpuslo 1 clutch
ed the bottle and rushed forth to
drink the liquor.
I hurried off for a little distance
and came to tho head of a wharf.—
Here, unable any longer to resist
my craving, I pulled out the cork
so as to drink.
Scarce had the bottle touched
my lips when I again experienced
that terrible feeling.
My throat was seized this time
more violently, more fiercely, as if
by someone who had already warn
ed me, and enraged at having to re
peat the warning. A thrill of hnr
ror again shot through me. Again
the bottle fell from my trembling
hand and was crushed to fragments
upon the stone pavement.
Again I raised my hands t my
throat, though in deadly fear; but
the motion was mechanical—a nat
ural and involuntary effort io tear
away the thing that had seized my
throat —to free myself from the pain
and horror of that mysterious
grasp. Again I felt there under
my touoh, plainly and unmistaka
ble, the long, hard bony hand which
1 had felt before. Qhe touch was
enough. My hands fell down. I
tried to shriek, but in vain. 1 gasp
ed for breath and thought that I
would be suffocated.
But at length the grasp slowly
and unwillingly relaxed. I breath
cd more freely At length the toueh
was no longer felt.
I paced the streets for a long time.
At first every vestige of my appe
ite had been drive n away by the
horror of that moment. As time
passed it began to return. Once
more I felt the craving. True, the
fear of another attack was strong,
ind for a long time deterred me ;
ut at last the craving grew too
strong for the fear.
Nerving myself up to a desperate
pitch of resolution,Trashed back to
the shop where I bad last purchased
the liquor.
“See her !” I cried ; “I'm crazy
for a drink ; I broke that bottle 1
Give mo a glass, for God’s sake
only one glass 1”
Something in my face ssemed to
excite the man’s commiseration.—
He poured out a glass 4 for me in si
leuce.
With trembling eagerness I reach
ed out my hand to seized it. With
trembling hand 1 raised it towards
my lips. The grateful fumes aU
ready entered my nostrils. My
lips already touched the edgo of the
glass.
Suddenly my throat was seized
with a tremendous grasp,
It was as though the power which
was tormenting me had become en
raged by my repeated acts of oppo
sition, and wished now by this final
act to reduce me to subjection for
ever.
Tiiis time the grasp was terrible
it was fiercer than ever, quick, im
petuous.
In that dread grasp my breath
ceased.
I struggled. My senses reeled.—
I raised my hands m despair. I
felt again the bony fingers. I
moved my hands along bony arms.
In madness l struggled. I struck
out my fists wildly. They struck
against what seemed like bony ribs.
At last all sense left mo.
When I revived I found myself
lying on a rude bench in the bar.
I rose to my feet and tried to get
out. The noise that I made awoke
someone inside. He called out to
me :
“ Hallo, there 1 arc you off?”
“ Yes,” I said.
u Wait, I’ll let you out.”
He appeared in a short time.
“ You had a bad turn,” said he,
not unkindly. “ You’d better take
care of yourself, and not be out at
night.”
I thanked him and left.
When I reached the house my
wife waked up and looked fearfully
at me. Amazement catne over her
face as she saw that I was sober. I
kissed her and sat down in silence.
She looked at me in wonder
Tears fell from her eyes. She said
nothing, but I saw that she was
praying.
As soon as tho shops were opened
I went out and managed to procure
some food which I brought to the
room. I then left to go to my em
ployment. Through the day I fo!t
an incessant craving, but my horror
was so great that I would far rath
ercut my throat than have risked
having that hand there again.
My wife said nothing. I saw,
however, by her soft eyes, the gen
tle joy of her'face, and the sweet,
loving smile with which she wel
comed me home, hour deeply this
change in me had affected her.
Thus forced to bo sober, my cir
cumstances improved. There wa*
no longer any danger of want
Comfort came, and peace and pure
domestic joy.
Remorse for the sufferings which
I had camed to my sweet wife made
mo more eager to make amends for
tho past, that so I might efface bit
ter memories from her mind. The
revulsion of feeling was so great
that she forgot that I had ever been
unkind. I made no parade of res
form. I made no promise and no
vow. Nor did she ever allude to
the change. She showed her joy in
her face and manner. She accepted
the change when it came and rejoiced
in it.
I still felt an anxious desire to gel
at the bottom of this mystery, and
once 1 told the whole story to my
medical man.
He was not at all surprised.
Doctors never are. Nor are doc
tors ever at a loss to account for
anything.
“Pooh 1” said he, indifferently.—
“That is common enough. It’s ma*
nia a potu. The brain, you know,
becomes congested, and you see and
feel devils and skeletons. Cases
like yours are common enough.”
To me, however, my case seemed
very uncommon, but, whether it be
or not, my case has lesulted in my
salvation. And never will I cease,
even amidst my horror, to bo grate
ful to that power which came down
clothed in terror to snatch me from
ruin with that Skeleton Hand.
Useful and Useless
bands.
The average husband is conceded
by all inteligent wives to be utterly
useless when at home. He may be
acute and skillful at his business,
and he may be an affectionate hus
band and father, but when there is
anything to be done in the house
in the way of repairing furniture
or improvising cheap substitutes
for bedsteads or mop handles,
he is of less value than his own
little boy, who often helps his
mother. While this is undoubted
ly true of most men, there is occa
sionally found one whose chief de
light consists in constantly practic
ing as an amateur cabinet maker,
plumber or carpenter. He often
prowls about the house, seeking
articles upon which he can use a
little glue and varnish, and devis
ing plans for filling up the corner
of tho dinning room with a few
triangular shelves, ami for putting a
wooden raantlepioce in the hall
bedroom.
The sounds of his saw and ham
mer are heard often, and he goes
to bed at late hours, with more
paint adhearing to his fingers than
wife regards as strictly necessary .
It is a curious illustration of the per
versity of the female sex that a
husband with this fondness for do
ing little useful things is held among
wives to be even more undesira
ble than the kind of husband who
is perfectly useless. He is charged
not only with a fiendish fondness for
late hammering, but is constantly
upbraided because “lie makes so
many chips.” In vain does he ex
plain that plaining a board neces
sarily results in chips, and that
sawdust is the inevitable conse
quence of using a saw. He is told
that he ought to bo ashamed of
himself, and that no decent man
would think of making chips all
over the floor. These things, how
ever, never dishearten a husband
of an active disposition, who cannot
possibly find enjoyment in sitting
at home and doing nothing at all;
to him the little domestic job* are
a relaxation, especially when tho
nature of his daily routine business
is of another kind, and we earnest
ly implore wives who happen to
have such husbands to be indulgent
towards them, as they are really of
more value to them and their chil
dren than those who, when at
home, do nothing but fill their
rooms with tobacco smoke.
Pearls or Thought.
Tiio trial is not fair where affeo
tion is judge.
Vows made in storms are for
gotten in calms.
No man should baa judge in his
own eause.
To a man full of question, made
no answer.
What men are deficient in reas
on, they usually make up in rage.
Tlio heart is a crystal palace—if
once broken, it can never be men
ded.
♦ To keep your secret is wisdom,
but to expect others to keep it is
folly.
The most dangerous of all flat*
tory is the very common kind that
we bestow upon ourselves.
Life is a duty, and one ought to
desire its preservation. Wilfully
to let it decay would be a sin.
Idleness is the dead sea that swal.
lows up all virtues, and is the self
made sepulchre of a living man.
Solon being askod why, among
his laws, there was not one against
personal affronts, answered that he
could not believe the world so fan
tastical as to regard them.
There is an old German proverb
to the effect that a great war leaves
the country with three armies—an
army of cripples, an army of
mourners, and an army of t thieves.
Honor and justice, reason and
equity go a great way in procuring
prosperity to those who use them ;
and in ease of failure,they secure the
best retreat and the most honora
ble consolation.
A Georgia negro preacher, in
translating the sentence, ‘‘The har
vest is over, the season is ended,
and the soul is not saved,” put it,
“De corn has been cribbed, dar
ain’t any more work, and de debil
am still foolin’ wid dis community.”
Overwarm friendship, like hot
potatoes, are quickly dropped.
Just What 1 Thought I
BY E. i\ L.
Are you acquainted with the
gems? Those peculiar characters
who appear never to be surprised
at anything ? Of course you are, for
perhaps a community does not exist
that is not blessed (?) with one or
more of these wise-acres, male or
female. It i* simply exasperating
to talk to such people. Nothing
is new to them, for it is but putting
into words what their busy thoughts
contained long before. The future
is an open book to them, printed in
the biggest kind of type, and yet
you know nothing of their fore
knowledge until after the occurrence
of 60me unlooked for catastrophe.
Tell them of murder, arson, blood
shed, scandal, political squabble, or
domestic troubles—relate tales of
interest, or horror sufficient to make
the hair on other men’s heads stand
on end, and their bones rattle like
chopsticks, and what do you get for
your trouble? A “Just what I
thought,” or “No more than I ex
pected.” I did know one of these
storehouses of future events to ex
press a shadow- of astonishment on
one single occasion, but I consider
ed it feigned, for no ono else mani
fested the least concern, but on the
contrary, took it as “ quite a matter
ol course.” What an inestimable
blessing would be conferred upon
mnukiud, if by special legislation, or
some other means, these confidants
of Time and reviewers of Futurity,
could be compelled to disgorge their
knowledge beforehand. Besides
being an incalculable benefit in
keeping people out of all sorts ol
perplexing and unpleasant situa
tions, they themselves would be
held in much higher esteem than at
present. At times I am provoked
at the strange beings, and then
again they excite my sympathy ; for
judging by their conduct, they nev
er feel the tinglings of astonishment
creeping through flesh and blood
until the whole anatomy is filled to
overflowing, and never experience
the felicity of a genuine surprise,
albeit their wisdom is past all hu
man conception. Yes, I am sorry
for them.
Ft. Gaines, Dec. 3d, 1877.
Trial by Jury ; or iftow it’s
Done !
The jury then retired to consider
their verdict
* • * *
Foreman—Well, geutlemen, what
shall it be ? For the defendant cr
the plaintiff? Isay for the plaintiff
—damages £I,OOO.
Number Two Nonsense; you
mean the defendant. Ho was in the
right, and nothing shall make me
give in if I stay here all night.
Number Three—Don’t say that.
Because I have a dinner party at
seven.
Number Four—And I promised
my wife to be back by six.
Number Five —I say ditto to
Mr. Foreman, Only make it a far
thing damages. Nothing shall
move me from that.
Number Six —Which was the
plaintiff ?
Number Seven—Why, the one
who refused to pay the bill, don’t
you know ?
Number Eight —Lor’bless me, I
thought be was the defendant!
Number Nine—Come, gentlemen,
it’s getting late. Make up your
minds. I don’t care which you give
it for; in fact, I thought both sides
in the wrong.
Number Ten—Did you ? I
thought both sides in the right.
Number Eleven—lt’s no use talk
ing. I tell you I mean to stick to
defendant.
Number Twelve — And Ito the
plaintiff. Damages £I,OOO. Not a
penny less, mind you, not a peimy
less !
Foreman—l see, geutlemen, we
must decide it in the usual way. 1
will toss the shilling, if you will be
good enough to cry heads or tails.
* * * * *
The jury returned after a few
minutes’ absence. Verdict for the
plaintiff- —damages forty shillings.
A farmer was asked why he did
not take the news papers. “Be
cause,” said he, “my father when
be died le"t me a good many news
papers, and I have not read them
through yot.”
The hard times don’t make ras
cals; they only bring them to the
surface. Just as a prairie fire does
not make wolves and rattlesnakes,
but only drives them to the open.
NO. 51
Smart Sayings.
A ted ions writer is one who nses
many words to little purpose.
He that keeps his temper is bet
ter than he that keeps a carriage.
Hypocrites are beings of dark*
Dess, disguised in the garments of
light.
It is only these 'that hare done
nothing who faDcy they can do ev
erything.
The worst kind of men are those
who do not care when men see
them doing wrong.
Use no hurtful deceit; think in
nocently and justly; and, if you
speak, speak accordingly.
He who is r.ot the better for his
religions knowledge, will assuredly
be the worst for it.
You may gather a rich hanrest of
knowledge by reading, but the
thought is the winnowing ma
chine.
Talk ot tame and romance—all
the glory and adventure in the
world are not worth an hoar of do*
mestio bliss.
An avaricious man is like a san*
dy desert that sucks in all the rain,
but yields no fruitful horbs for the
inhabitant.
Value the friendship of him who
stands by you iu the storm ; swarms
of insects will surround you iu the
sunshine.
Show yourself, at all times, so
great a lover of truth that more
credit may be given to your aims
pie words than to other’s oaths.
Too much attention cannot be be
stowed on that important, yet much
neglected branches of learning—
the knowledge of man’s ignorance.
Where one woman scans the hor*
rizon for signs of the dawn of a
brighter era, ten are scouting
among their neighbors tryiog to
borrow saeiratus.
Turkish Life.
The men and w’omen livo in dif*
ferent parts of the bouse. Neither
is allowed, without permission, to
enter the territory of the other.—
In a Turkish house the men and
women do not take their meals to
gether, do not sit around the table,
and can hardly be Said to feed de.
ccntly. It is quite possible for men
and women who do not know the
use of a fork to be clean about their
food, hut the use of a fork is ft
great step towards clenliuess in eat*
ing. A Turk, holding a conside
rable position in the State, will take
a handful of boiled rice from the
common dish, and after having
squeezed nil the water out by work
ing well in his band, will put the
lump into the mouth of a guest, as a
mark of peculiar favor. There is
a slovenliness about Turks at their
meals which is probably due to the
fact that men and women do not
take their meals together. The ob
ject of the ineal is solely to eat.—
Small tables, usually without cloths
the dishes ready for every one’s
fingers, and the absence ot a score
of small conveniences which every
European table furnishes, could
only be tolerated by people who
get their meals anyhow. What
is said of breakfast applies equally
to the other meals during the day.
The civilising effect upon a house
hold of requiring all the members
to meet together, the attention
which has to be given to dress,
and to certain proprieties of life,
the conversation which takes place,
are all so many influences which
Turkish home is entirely
The truth is that the separation
destroys everything worth speak*
ing of as home life of a Turk in bis
own bouse to be utterly wearisome
and stupid.
A burning chimney, when the
soot has been lighted by a fire in
the fireplace, can be extinguished
by shutting all the doors in the
room so as to prevent any current
of air up the chimney ; then by
throwing a few handfuls of common
fine salt upon the fire in tbe grate
or on the beartb, tbe fire in the
chimney will be immediately ex
tinguished. Tbo philosophy of this
is that in tbe process of burning
the salt, muriatic acid is evolved,
which is a prompt extinguisher of
fire.
Girls who are not handsome
hate those who are, while those
who are handsome hate one anoth
er. Which class has the best time
of it?
No true woman, married or sin
gle, can bo happy without some
sort of domestic life.
He who lives for himself alone,
lives for a mean fellow.