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Newspaper Page TextCuthbert Enterprise and Appeal. b BT JAS. W. STANFORD. ?OL. VI. as ijL . ■ i ■ ■ “Independent in All Things—Neutral in Nothing/' CUTHBERT, GA., THURSDAY, JULY 15, 1886. TERMS $1.50 IN ADVANCE. NO. 26 A Danprous Cow. “What a lovely cow. Uncle James exclaimed a Boston girl the morn ing after her arrival, and how com ic.illv slit?«shakes her head.” ••Yea. hut don't\e get too near tlict cow- cautioned her ugly critter.” lie Stanford, Druggist, large lot of J>k (Teething !\»w- IjST’Dr. .1. \V. ii us just received M or i -E rr’s Tr ern i x a, iters), the preparation that has aojui- red su<-!i reputation ’hat it is rapidly taking the place of all others for ( eia-Iufaiituni, the Irritations of Teeth- j ing. and the usual ' of children of Summer troubles gentleman, and for the* NOT SEARED. But the Heart-Throbs of True Man hood. Si'AUT.v. Ga , Sept. 22. I8S5.— To the Constitution, Atlanta— Were I to practice deception in a ease like this. 1 would think that njy heart had heroine seared be 3'ond recognition. To be guilty of bearing false testimony, thereby imperiling the lives of iny fellow men, would place ino beneath the dignity of a POWDER Absolutely Pure. any agi I Eruptions and Sore* from which the ■ little tc! lows so often sulfer. saved every yearhv taking these Tow- tiers. Teciliina is torsale at Whole-, , . , , sal-* atul Retail, at the llnig Store of I tel: ode pain and weakness TANFonn. octS-ly rial!is pow.lcT 4. vel ttf pnrilv olin-m-.-s. Mor ordinary kinds amt cunnoi l„. s ,a,i ei.in|tytiti<iti w ith the multitude ,,f low tr-l. -hurt w'eiehf. alum or phosphate powders. S..Ill only in t ans. Itoval Ihi- kiii"1'mvdei' lit, ils; Wall -trcc'i. .\, w Vtr;. mavg’-lv The facts which I disclose are endorsed and vouched for by the Trethinn ai'Is lligeslioii. Regulates 1 eointnnnily in wbieli I live, anti 1 the Rowels, Strengthens thcchiidcinff I trust they may exert the influence makes Teething ea.y, nn-1 costs only ' intended. > cents. Thousands uf. children are | For twenty long years I have utiered untold tortures front a in the small of my hack, w hich resisted all modes and manner of treat nient. For a long time the horrifying TWO WAYS OF LOOKING AT IT. Mrs. Jonquil was in despair. The sheets of music lay un touched* on the unopened piano, the flowers in the slender glass va ses were failing, the poodle had not received his morning hath, anil the ebony cabinet was decorated with a fine powdering of dust. expecting company. You're not a re you ?’ •That,’ said Mrs. Jonquil, stretching her neck over the soup tureen—‘oil that's the new man.’ ‘The new man!' almost shouted her liege lord. ‘With a stove-bat anil kid-glovesf ‘Ob, he's quite the gentleman,' Everything about the Jonquil said Mrs. Jonquil. *1 selected mansion betokened that some him out of the w li >le collection, screw or valve of the household because he was so handsome.’ machinery was out of joint. j ‘Handsome!’ Woman anil Home. My mother was something of anomaly among womankind, for she held to the lmliet that them were times when a man was a very good thing to have in the kitchen. My brother and. I were early taught that a little practical knowledge of housekeeping would do us no harm. “Atul it may be of use to you,” mother would often sav. The Fuu Was Nut Over. A very interesting wedding oc curred over at Hock's Springs the other night, lien Isitlier and Ida Grimes ran away from the neigh borlmod where they bad been reared anil applied to young Wil kinson, who recently accepted a call to preach. The arrival of the runaway couple soon became known ai«l quite a number of young people gathered at the and you might just as well learn j school house where the ceremony •Oh. dear, oh dear!’ said Mrs. I T do like to see good-looking some of these kitchen mysteries J->nquiI, wiping her eyes on a people around,' maliciously quo | as to be racing around the streets crushed strawberry bordered : ted Mrs. Jonquil. ‘Our lawn will |doing worse tilings.” j handkerchief; ‘I'm sorry I ever | be quite a picture with him, in a! Many a lime, when I was a good went to housekeeping? Why could red flannel jacket, standing in sized boy, have I had to tie a bi J. W. Elderly gentleman (to little never varies. A mar- ! strength ami whole- 1 •oiiomiral i!i:in the ( hoy who is buying candy)—“My I not have been contented with j front of the laurels, with Nero at ] gingham apron around uiy neck boarding at the hotel?’ ‘Don't take on dear,' said Miss Althea Atkins. ‘Don't. You'll nuke your nose red.’ ‘Why should 1 care about iny | bis side.’ ‘Hut,’ remonstrated Mr. Jon-1 and “tidy up” the kitchen under : quii, ‘what can be do—that is the' mother’s direction—and, that too. was to lie performed. Tip; preach er, upon arriving, called Hill Fel lers to one side and said: ‘Bill. I couldn't refuse toaccom- module that young couple, but to , tell the truth I don't know how j and wash and wi|ie the dishes, to perform a marriage ceremony. I was never married and I Enterprise & Appeal. smsCKilTKIX 1*RI(_*J.; : ■»‘py <»»<• year . . “ Kid it mouths . “ Four months . *1.50 1.00 . 50 young frictul, don't 3*011 think that, instead of spending all the pennies you get, it would be hot ter to pul some of them away hu ll rainy day?” Little boy—**Xaw. What’s tin* good of money on a rainy day? Mu never lets me stir out of the house.—A’cu; York Sun. pangs of an eauTlg cancer of my I nose?* sighed Mrs. Jonquil, lower lip has added to iny mis ery and suffering. This encroach ing, burning ami painful sore on > my lip was pronounced Epithelial Cancer by the prominent pliysi-j But nevertheless she glanced at j the looking glass, and left off wip [ ing her eyes so energetically. hall I call Mary Ann to straigh- quesuonr' ‘Well, responded his wife, ring ing the bell for Jane, the Scotch woman, to take away the soup, *he when there were three girls in our family. I always had tlie care of mj own room; I had to make my own bed, and make it after the hasn't had a great deal of experi j most approved plan. There was once yet; but he says he is quite j no slovenly work done in my willing to learn—and then he has mother's house. I was taught j ten up the room Miss Atkins. ‘You can't,* said Mrs. Jonqud; to thc- ADYKBTISING ii.\Tl*> One square,- (ten lines or less) 1 insertion- $1.00 j For eaeli subsequent insertion . 50 Fi:i:\*t i:\ti.y accidents lintiM-liolil which must sprains and bruises; fur mM*s I)r. .1. II. Me!.can’s Liniment li.i> for many year* he eoM-tanl favorite family remedy. Allrc-so^i wttffcr s P rin S and Summer Obituaries will be charged for as J Samples lor 1886, other advertisements * r Advertisements inserted without speeilieati’-m :«s to the number of in sertions, will he published until order ed out, and eharged aeeordinyly. All advertisements due when hand ed in. IE:iil Ko:mI beliednle. DAY I'ASSKNGKK. GOING \VI>T. Arrive . 1*. >1. GOING EAST. Arrive 11:30 a. m I I.Mi:in\ A WI.STKHN I’ASSMNGKi:. GOING WT.ST. Arrive 3:50 \. m. GOING i:\st. 11t I*, m. Union Springs. Kufaula. Cutlihert, Dawson, hefwcen Montgom ery and Sniitliville. and will stop at jdl rrgulai Stations oil signal. Fort Unities train make* eh* lection with the Montgomery A 1‘asssenger;it Cuthbert. D. I’ll ELI’S. A A rrivr ops at c con- Maeon PJlt. J. J. WO 1 (SI I AM. lEKTISf, gi:thi!Ert. ga. B&- ()lliec over Postofllcc. -J9* sept is tf W. R. THORNTON, 1) E N T I S T crnniEitT, ga (ym. FllOM 11 1 X.131 AKEli. Call and leaveyutir Order for a New Suit with liuirll-et (\ X. SIMPSON. .Ik. Calsom Finish Can l»e painted over Walls and Ceilings. Lovers every crack and iooks better Mum Paint, tbree-fourt!i< cheaper atul lasts as long. Don’t rub off. Canre- tei to parties who have used it. All eolors. For sale oidv 1>v 1L K. TOOMBS, .It:., et Druggist. Flour, Sugar, Coffee, Meats and Syrup, At Bottom Figures, at febIS ct KIBK8KYS, Agent. eians in this section, which stub bornly resisted the best medical talent. About eighteen months ago a cutting, piercing pain I oca . t _ _ j ted in my breast, which could not! *^ ,e went away this morning. n i'iir iii the I be allayed by the use ot ordinary I *I>ear ino,’ said Miss Atkins; cuts.; modes of treatment. ‘that makes lliroc within the Volcanic nil j 1 nesc sufferings of misery and j I110 ntli don't it?’ the prostration became so great that, ‘ on the J6lh of last July, a lend — I dig physician said that I could ....i }; H » linger than four clays, and I ha«i about given up in des pair. The burning and cxcru elating ravages of the cancer, the paitifu! condition of mv back and breast, and the rapid prostration of iny whole system combined to make me a mere wreck of former* manhood. NY Idle thus seemingly suspend ed on a thread between life and dealii, I commenced the use of B ii. B., the grandest blood medi cine, to me and my household, U 'The^elVect was'wonderfni-it ! t la ‘" ,ci1 Mrs ' J ' ,n T ,il ' was magical. The* excruciating pains which hail tormented me by day and hv night for twenty years were soon held in abeyance, 1 and peace atul comfort were re | stored to a suffering man, the can a little? saitl such a Byron-like face—the face, j how to sweep and dust a room | you have always said, is an index properly, how to sew on buttons ‘Flora,’ said Mr. Jonquil, think you must be crazy! Do 1 keep a training school for great lubberly, inefficient * and repair rents ill my garments. 1 and, when I was thirteen never saw anybody married, and I don't understand the |>erfunnanee.’ ‘I never saw anybody married, either,’ liiil replied, ‘and I don’t believe there's anybody here that understands it.’ ‘It won t do to disappoint them, for I understand the giri’-s father is in pursuit. Let's see, you were chance? ‘He didn't ask me.’ ‘Please advance and kiss the judge.’ ‘Look here, ’squire." said the would be bridegroom, ‘I believe we’d rather be married the old way.’ ‘The oh] w ay is repealed. Young lady, how old are you?' ‘Look here, judge,’ said the now impatient lover, ‘that’s none of your littsi ness.’ 'Yes, it is. Young lady, you will please advance and kiss the judge.’ •No, I'll be blamed if she shall!' exclaimed the young man, ‘an more than that, this thing has gone far enough. Now I want to ask you a few questions. Don't move.’ Thu young fellow whip ped out a pistol, and Bill’s knees, began to bump each other. ‘Now just stand there. Did you ever see a bigger liar than you are?’ ‘No, sir.’ ‘No, colonel.’ ‘No, colonel.’ Bill replied. ‘Wouldn't you steal if you got a ‘And no wonder,'said Mrs. Jon quil; ‘they are Mr. Jonquil's girls, you brought home that red cheek Not that they belong to him,' she ed maid with the black eyes, who added hurriedly; ‘but I mean that, broke so many of the decorated he went down to the office and en dinner dishes,’said Mrs. Jonquil, gaged them for me. 1 had com and you declared I was lacking in pa nr, and couldn't go myself.— 'charity anil benevolent feeling. years old, I could make a nice buscuit. j and later on, 1 was initiated into the mysteries of bread and pic- ! That was just what I said when j making. I could make good coffee | and tea also. And, what you may ask, were | my three sisters doing all this j commissioned as a justice of the peace the other day, weren’t you?' ‘Yes, but the pa|«ers didn’t shed any light on marriage ceremo nies.’ ‘I don’t know what to do about it,' the young preacher continued. •They've begun to grow restless, you see.’ ‘Well, parson, I don't under time? They learned all I learned ; stand it any more than you, but 1 and many things mother thought am willing, it you'll help me kill And Jonquil has a theory that 1 pretty-faced girls are better do mestic Servants than those with when I objected to her reading novels in the liack kitchen, in stead of cleaning the front win- i dows.* ‘Please, sir,' said Jane, the gi- j antesque, appearing at the mo nient, ‘there's a child at the door, speerin’ for the maislcr.’ ‘Just like a man,' said Miss Al thea, shaking her head. ‘Now, isn't it ridiculous!’ ex He says that the face is the index to the ' character!’ ! Mr ‘Fiddlestick? said Miss Althea. ‘You'll give him a trial, dear,’ ‘The first girl stole two of dear | decidedly spoke up Mrs. Jonquil, mother's silver spoons and went J In about five minutes lie came I had no need to learn. In fact, they are all thorough cooks and housekeepers, and they can all do what few women can—they can drive nails with the skill and ae curacy of carpenters, they can put up shelves, they are “handy” with l he saw, the hammer and the hogs next week, to lake the job ofl your hands.’ ‘All right.’ Ifiil turned Vo the company, and said: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve met here to engage in a very scri hatchet—yon would hardly be Yes, eplonei.’ ‘That's what I thought. Now, confound you, lead ustoa preach jet's house pretty devilish quick. Come on, folks. The fun ain’t over yet.— Arkansam Traveler. Fnssi net-s. There is no foe to domestic peace and comfort like that of fus sincss. It arises largely Loin a lack of system or pain; and from loo great attention to minor de tail. Some housekeepers have the habit of stirring up everything at once. They begin their day's work anywltere, without any rela tion to what is most urgent or necessary to be accomplished. They lose sight of the always ex- oue thing at a time, The BY CHAttl.FBO. AI;B8BTTH?t.. A good-for-nothing vising man. An ignorant, slangy yoni.g man, A vulgar, vice-stained, A soft, shallow-brained. Remarkably fast young mair. An egotistic young man, A too presumptuous young man,, A shamelessly wild, Tuo-mucli like-a-ehil«l,. Inconsistent, foolish vonngnianu .V foppisldy-sleck young man, A ten-eent jeweled young man,. A langluibly vain, Immodest, profane, Impudent,- boasting young man.. A selfish, corrupt young man, Contemptibly rude young man,, A would be dignified, Horribly foxified, Dont-pay-lds-debts young man.. A tricky, deceptive young man, A cigarette-smoking young man, All insolent, mean, .V too-often-seen, Kiiid-I-don’t-like young man. —For the Inter-Ocean. mis business. Tl.isyoung couple,' j cel ,; nt l ule j! I suppose I must see him ’ said r r t ' . ' pointing, think they ought to that first whieli is most ini i suppose i must s t c mm,, said |, eve ,f j n - t *re to toll you just how ; married, ami it am t for me* to Jonquil, icliictantly rising. | accomplished -they are in this di [ they ought not.* Young fellow, | Quietly Gown at VUe reel ion. Mother used to say: “I | have joti got your license?' ; have found it so convenient to be | ‘Yes, sir.’ Drugs, Chemicals. Patent Medicines, Sundries. OILS, SOAPS, ETC., away in the dead of night,’ said hack in a towering passion. Mrs. Jonquil. ‘The second one j ‘Well, dear?'said Mrs. Jonquil, had sucli a dreadful temper that ‘He* can't do a tiling,' shouted we couldn't live in the house with her. We had to dftscltarge her af ter she* threw thecarving knife* at does a clerk in a store know about i j Mr. Jonquil. lie has always been a elc k in a dry 20mls store. What ! At I inar4-ct TOOMBS'. Jr.. Draft: i? ‘ Crockery? Crockery, ; ecr commcHced healing, strength | was imparted to my feeble frame, | and when eight bottles had been used I was one of the happiest ol • men, and felt about as well as I I ever did. All pain had vanished, the can j cer on my lip healed, and I was j the dustman just for spilling a lit- t he stable work and gardening?’ ’ pronounced cured. To those w ho are afllicted, and need a Mood ! remedy, l urge the use of B. B. B. j as a wonderfully effective, speedy I and cheap blood purifier. Ai.i.lx Grant. able to drive my own nails, put up an<I even make my own shelves and do my own little carpenter ing, that I am determined my girls* shall possess like knowl edge.” 'All right Hop out here, now.’ The young couple ad \ a need. ‘Join hands,' said Bill. *J would like to say that the new ceremony just approved by the Governor has gone into effect. Those who ns t Si tic I’tiMic 1 Minn's s^ton*. limn*, >17-ly Lootl Line. fel.lS-ct at I.»wv Prices; :it K 1 KIvSEY'S, Age Si’auta Ga , September 22, ISS.'i. ; parrots cages! (( W.l'l L KN H DIM NEW” the iCIIIHUI _ICO * — 1 saw Mr. Allen Giant, when he was suffering with epithelial cancer ol under lip, anil after using the B. B. B. medicine, as staled above. 1 find him now al most, if not perfectly cured. Signed, J. T. Andrews, M. D. tie ashes on the step, and the third left me this morning. 8hc said-she had always been aceus tomed to living with ladies, and couldn't reconcile herself to wash ing little dogs and cleaning poll ‘What does Mr. Jonquil say to Sfakta, Ga., September 22. 1885.—We take pleasure in certi fying to the truth of the above statement, having supplied the patient with the Blood Balm. Signed, IioziEi; tk Yak oilman, Druggists. IRON-ALUM MASS. The product of Forim:r.N Gallons of the best Mineral Water in World Evaporated to a Mass. A Gift of N ature, not a Patent Medicine. The lines! Tonic and Appetizer known. Cures Dyspepsia and In digestion, lieadaehcs. Chronic Diarrhiea, ( hills and hovers, ( atarih. a lot all Throat and Nasal Alfecltons, Scrofula and Eczema, Habitual Constipation, Atncnorrlidea, Menorrhagia. Leneorrhiea and all remale Weakness. Diseases of the Frinarv Or**ans, Cholera Infant inn, etc. Trice: .j 1 00 for Large Size Bottle; DO cents tor Small Size llottle. -—- Ask your druggist for it If he should not have it, and will not Start a, Ga., September 22. order it, thou address the proprietors and it will lie sent by mail. USSD.— 1 ulten saw Mr. Alien postage paid. 1 Grant when suffering from epithe- : — liouia, and from tire extent of the CURE, NO PAY! cancer thought he would soon quii » t it i <1 ic*. lie now appears perlccllv DICKEY S 1’AINLESS EYE WATER cures weak and Inflamed . ^ it ‘ ;l , nim Eyes in n few hours without pain or danger. 1 he best J\\ e m nter in the World. Price, Onlv 25 eentft per bottle. Ask lor it. Have no other. DICKEY & AXDEBSON, Proprietors, And Manufacturers of ilie above Remedies, Bristol lenn. gm~ For sale hv J. W. Staneqkd. marl8 ly ‘But you can easily teach him,’! argued Flora with unruffled tern- > per. ‘At least that was what you told me when yon engaged that' sevving girl with -the straight Greek features to cook, wash, and iron.’ ‘But that was quite a different affair,’ snid Mr. Jonquil. Mrs. Jonquil looked meditative. efficient help, and when is helpless with one of that?’ said Miss Althea. *IIe says that the exception on ly proves the rule. Hush! isn't j *1 don’t quite recognize thedif- 1 , that him calling?' fere nee,’ said she. ‘Perhaps you ‘Oh, is he at home to day?* said , would explain it to me, dear, lias Miss Althea. Jane given the poor man some- ‘With the neuralgia in his face.’, thing to eat?’ said Mrs. Jonquil. 'And as cross ‘Certainly she lias not,’ said Mr. Jonquil. ‘I've sent him about his business. I told him it was an absolute imposition for -him to present himself here under false pi elenses. 1 out of the precious cut ‘And he so handsome, too. said Mrs. Jonquil. ‘Well, l declare, I don’t in the least understand a man’s system of logic. If a set of The hoys of our family a re ! ilave D< * vcr fiCCD this ceremony per- boys no longer, the girls have been j formed will doubtless be amused women, we all have homes and j novelty, but I 11 say right children of our own. None of our j here that all snickering will be boys are ‘*Miss fancy's’* and none | treated as a contempt of court, of my sisters arc “masculine*’ in | doling man, what is your busi th..ir ideas or manners. I ain ness."’ poor myself and sometimes unable ‘I al11 a farmer.’ to keep a servant, which is not a ‘Ah, ha. How man}’ rails great affliction in this era of in you split in a day?’ j as a bear.’ She hurried away, but present ly she returned. ‘Would you mind just seeing to tilings a little, Althea,’ said ; she, *for an hour or two, while 1 go down town? I must get a girl to do the kitchen work, anti Jon says while I am about it, I my wife her sick lendachcs, or when she wants to go out to her mother’s with the baby for a week, it is, she says “a great comfort” to think that the man in the kitchen is not dirtying up every dish'in the house, and , breaking half of them; that he is : hoi!i?g tea (he never boils it at !all) in thesilver tea urn; that he i> not drinking hot, muddy coffee ,dass gob ‘Four hundred in good timber.’ ‘Will you swear it?’ ‘Yes, sir.’ ‘Hold up your right hand.’ lie held up his hand and was sworn. Bill continued: ‘Are you a good hand to cover corn ?* ‘Yes, sir.* ‘Please say ‘yes your honor.’ ‘Yes, your honor.* ‘That’s right. How j you cover in :i day?’ much can wonderful cure. I Signed. ii. H. Lewis Ordinary. A Kook of Wonders, Free. Ail who desire full information about the cause and cure of Blood Poisons*Scrofula and Scrofulous and plenty of grit.’ Swellings, l leers, Sores, Rheuma tism, Kidney Complaints, Catarrh, etc., can secure by mail, free, a copy of our .‘>2 page Illustrated i Book of Wonders, filled with the j most wonderful and startling proof ever before known. Address, BLOOD BALM CO. Juue24 4t Atlanta, Ga. i •Oh, indeed,’ said Miss Althea. ‘But to kuow?* A traveler retires to his room, j think lie would uc easier m leaving word tint lie is to be call-1 mind if he could see that the gar-1 cd for an early train. In the dening was going on properly j cles like whi|)cord. morning he is aroused from . --- 0 -0 — I - l r | a ; from his window, and that the po sweet sleep liy the porter knock- ny was being duly exercised. Men j l0rscs __ t . an manage ing vehemently at the door, are so restless, you know.’ I like a brick.’ “Who’s there?* 4 “Are you the gen- ! So Mrs. Jonquil hastened off.; ‘But, my dear,’ said his wife, tlcman that was to be called for j while Miss Atkins began to dusi | ’' v ^ at a vv r A‘ unprepossessing cotin YOU WILL FIND AT THE FURNITURE STORE Tlie most complete Stock of Goods in that Line ever before offered in Cuthbert. You will find there about three hundred Bedsteads, ranging in price from $2 to $30. Bureaus and Dressing Cases from JjL.GO to $L>.00. Withstands from $1.25 to $2.).00. Marblctop Tables trom $4.30 to$I*2.;>0. • Wood Top Tables from $1.25 to $0.00. Kitchen # 8afes from x3.25 to $7.00. Spring Beds from $1.75 to $0.00. . Mattresses from $3.25 to $4.50. riqiirs from 50 cents to $2.o0. Rockers from 75 cent?* to $3.00. Baby Carriages from $5.00 to $1S.00. Pictures, Picture Frames, Moulding & Mats, Picture Cord and Nails. Tol: Cornices ol nice designs, and a groat many nice tilings, which will he shown with pleasure hv lire Manager, who will he constantly on hand to servo his friends and patrons. Call at any fine, a friend ly greetin' 1 ' and hearty welcome for all. IS. W. ELLIS, Manager. OctobciT5-i*t. - J.""& GfiAIAiU, WATCHM A SIER & JEWELER, CUTHBERT, GA., Respectfully solicits the patronage #f theje-.-g- &TS - * - - - • * * ” , _ _ , I do like to sec good looking peo- W. sbxFoKi/s | ll!v around.' said Mr. Jonqupl. ‘Eli may as well engage a gardener and 1 features like that can t he depend useful man for him. He thinks cd upon ’ he took cold in lus face while hej ‘Flora, don’t make yourself ri was spading up the lettuce beds ; dieulous,’ said Mr. Jonquil, be- yeslerday. ‘Aud says,’ added ; ginning to carve the roast goose Mrs Jonquil, with a curious twin with unnecessary energy, ami kle ill her eyes, ‘that I am to get, splashing the gravy this way and a man with some backbone to him ; that. ‘There is sttch a thiiig as I some of . j dear?’ ‘I uon t in the least doubt that j That very afternoon Mr. Jon I shall be able to suit him,’ said! quii flung his neuralgia fears to Mrs. Jonquil, hurriedly tying on the wir.ils, aad went down to the her bonnet strings "and drawing i registry-otfiee. . , , „ He brought back a broad slioul- on her gloves. "And I really lie lets; that he is not frying eggs on a griddle or toasting his bread by pulling it fiat on tire top of lire , stove; that the dust and dirt is not being swept into corners, un der beds, nr under the stove; that his bed is made every (lay, that he gives some attention to dusting and airing the rooms, and I hat all , his wants are attended to by— himself; and that no charge of Miss Nancyism or effemiuaey can ! lie laid at his doors. I camped out in 3 log cabin for a year in the Rocky Mountains i during the Lcadville craze. For months I did not see a woman, and how often, as I sat down to tny own cup of good coffee, with meat, properly cooked and well broken made buscuit or bread, did I re- | call my mother's words: “lit, I time may come when yon will be A splendid fellow to work about iS^d that I taught you to do these if the land's in i carrying matters too. far.’ the puzzled i 'Sio I have often thought,’ said how arc VO u : Mrs. Jonquil. ‘Shall I give you currant jelly, my tire dered Irishman with 1>> S j bridge to his nose, a miffing a bull dog's, a mouth re am! inns : the place,’ said he. ‘Understands the garden the 5:15 train?-* “Yes. All light!- “Then you can go to sleep I again, sir; the train's gone!-*— : Hotel Mail. ■ • — j .Most Kxrrllrat. i J. J. Atkins, Chief of Police. ! Knoxville. Tenn., writes: “My | family and l are beneficiaries of 1 votir most excellent medicine, Dr. Kings’ New Discovery for con- I sumption; having found it to be ! all that you claim for it. desire to i testify to its virtue. My friends j to wiimn I have recommended it, ! praise it at every opportunity.” 1 Dr. King's N-w Discovery for inIced to the cabinet, and to feed the cana-, tcnance he - Oh, hang all that! said ncs ‘ j Jonquil, with very evident dis- ‘Is that your new girl?’ said comGlure. ‘After all, it don’t so Mr. Jonquil, contemptuously, that much matter how they look, if afternoon, as a gigantic Scotch • rc U R M*® mark as regards ... ... . , 1 their duties. Now, there’s that woman, will, red hair, and a face! r , et hejldct , Scotchwoman, of as hard as if it had been hewn out j yours, who treads like an elephant of l/yiituu vitae, brought in the : and has lost ail her front teeth— dinner soup. see how she cooks. Really this ' lobster salad is cipial to anything ' ‘Y”cs, dear,’ said Mrs. Jonquil. ‘Humph!’ growled her husband. •Why didp’t you get the Sphinx at once, and douc with it?’ jrtear,’ reasoned Mrs. Jonquil.‘And , . . _ ,w..„ . Bronchitis, j t^js soup is really excellent.’ public. Satisfaction giveOj and work guar- I fuiteud. dec17 cl J. C, Gbaiiam, .At Store <4 l- M. Allison. Bottle Free at, J. Drug Store. Largjj stzu ifi.Ut) I’m so glad that you think dear.’ said Mis. Jonquil. So the troublous question was at rest. • i ‘And didn’t lie confess that lie &he had first class references, |, a(l a p Gce n wrong?’ said M’ss Althea Atkins, when she heard the story. 'Not at all," said Mrs. Jonquil. •Wily should he? He and I 1111 (Icrstanil one another perfectly well. Anil that was all 1 wanted. 1 —wUh’s this turning up the path:' ‘Three acres good condition.’ ‘Will you swear it?’ ‘Y'cs, sir.’ •Excuse me. -‘Y'es, your honor.’ •Yes, your honor.’ ‘Hold tip your right hand.’ And he was sworn again. ‘What was the weight of the largest fish yon ever caught?’ ‘I don’t reinember exactly. About five pounds, 1 reckon.’ ‘Will you swear it?’ ‘No. yonr honor.’ •All right. Are you willing ; marry this girl?’ i ‘Y'es, your honor. If I wan’t I wouldn’t have brought her here.’ i ‘That’s what 1 thought,’ Bill meditatively replied, ‘l'ou love her, I reckon? 1 ‘Y'es, your honor.’ ‘How much?’ ‘Oh, I don’t know. Ever so much.’ •What did she say when you asked her?’ ‘She said ‘Y'es.’ •Glad to hear it.’ ‘Now, young lady, will you please advance and kiss the judge.’ The girl hesitated a moment, It is a good plan to sit beginning of each day and take a s :rvey of the domestic field. Decide what must be done, and what, in case of lack of time, or the intervention of»th- er duties, may be put off, and then set to work without undue haste to perform necessary duties. Learn to do it qnietly, without noise. Be careful to take no use less steps. There is a vast amount of strength expended in this way and nervous energy wasted. y?he wise housekeeper never gets into a ‘stew,’ but wotks as noiselessly and steadily as the sunlight. What she has to do can j „he accomplishes without any in direction. She aims right at the mark through every movement of Her hand anil by every footstep. If site has liousecleaning to attend to she doesn’t commence ly tear ing up every room in the house and putting the entire establish ment in a chaos of confusion. But she lakes one room at a time, has it cleansed and purified and put to rights again before there is any further upheaval. System is as essential in the government ! of the household as in that of the State. Older, promptness punct uality industry, and good judg ment are the necessary and effi cient forces in the home. To these add cheerfulness, patience, and a thoughtful care for the general comfort and happiness of its mem bers, and you will avoid all un pleasant friction, and make the home wliat it should be—the cen ter of all that is best and dearest to the tinman heart. Guest (irascibly)—“I am obliged to make a complaint against the waiter who attended me at dinner. lie became inso lent when I wouldn't tip him at every course.“ Hotel Proprietor I (obsequiously) — “I must ask you to excuse iiiin, sir. He lias seen better days and his insolence is unintcutional; he was once a New Y'ork alderman. -1 —Life. things.” It had come then, and there arc limes in the lives of i most men when a know ledge of al j least the primary principles of ; cooking arc valuable to him, and Mr. will contribute much to his com fort. Deliver me from the man who is always “poking his nose” into 1,ut sl,u sU W c<1 a,lJ kissetl lire kitchen when it is not needed there, and when it has no busi ness there but when, in the vieis situdes of his life, lie is needed in the kitchen, it is a blessed thing to know how to conduct-himself when he gels there —Ze'nas Dane He Wanted to Kill Somebody. The other day a large excursion- steamer left New Y'ork on a pleas tire trip. It was crowded fi, men, women and children. *Tho band played merrily, and every thing was lovely. A man in a lit tle boat had his attention attract ed by the steamer. He heard the music and saw the flags and tint crowded decks. Suddenly—and without a mo ment’s warning—the man drew a’ pistol and fired into the mass of excursionists. He aimed at no particular person, but his bullet hit an excursionist in the eve, in flicting a fatal wound. In Hie- confusion the murderer sped away in his little boat and made his es cape. No one recognized him., and there is no way of tracking; him. This is only one ol many simi lar eases reported every year. It is difficult to understand the mo live at the bottom of such crimes; Is there any motive? Is the slayer sane or insane? The East river murderer did not know that he- would kill anybody, but lie knew that Ii is bullet would probably hit some person in that dense- crowd. It was all the same lo ll i 111 whether it killed an infant, a woman or a man. He simply wanted to destroy human life to gratify an idle whim. The same- spirit leads men to throw stones at ear-windows and place obstruc tions on railway tracks. IVe need swift justice in sneh. eases, when the offender is caught. The law should arm itself with its worst terrors, and no maudlin sentimentalism should stand in the way. Our assassins should, be thinned out with as little de lay as possible. A fat old man was spread out- over four seats on a Texas train? At a small station a tall lady wearing a sun bonnet entered the ear. The old fat man pretended that lie did not see her, but 3 gen, lleinen just behind the fat man,, who took up so much room, po litely- removed his gripsack, and; she sat down, thanking him for Ills attention. She did not say anything for a minute or so. Then, she snapped her eyes and remark-, cd to the gentleman who had given, her a scat, at the same tunc glanc. ing in the direction of the corpu lent old gentleman. “Y'ou can't rely on what you, read in the farm journals nowa-. days.” “Are they so unreliable? -4 “Y'es,“ she replied, glancing, over her shoulder at thp fat oljl, man. “I read in one of them the. other day that the average age. of a hog is only fifteen years.“- The old gentleman grunted’. m “Lin Tew Ynr Wif an Bottor” Washington, June 3,—The follow . ing te a verbatim.copy ofanapp! -. cation received from an interior Pennsylvania town at the postof- licc department yesterday: Long Branch society is all ex citement over the expected arrival of Omni ile GHaneello. He is said to be a Croesus in fortune .and is now traveling in the west, with his title suppressed, under a plain cognomen. • Bill. ‘Do yon love this man?" ‘Ye». sir." ‘Y'es, your honor? The girl corrected her mistake. •How much do you lore him?” ‘Lots.’ “Glad to hear it. Please step forward and kiss the judge? Again-she kissed him. •Remember that you are under path. Did you ever love any one else?’ ‘Y'es your honor.’ ‘Why didn’t you marry him?’. A common inquiry is, Wliat be comes of the sweet girl graduates? One has just been accounted for, and we must say satisfactorily. A dude, who was paying attention te her sUter. was impudent to the s. g. g.. and she snatched his cane and thrashed him with it. Mr. President let’s put two yards of blue ribbon on this diploma.— Telegraph. Fitz John Porter was born at Portsmouth. N. II. August 30, 1822, anil graduated from YVest Point in 18-15. lie served witli distinction through the war with mi der sur i want Tha- pos Tofijs at Skrabblcs mils i kin run et jim Stiles he Wants ilBut lie iz a Ricit man un i am a pore Man but al the Saim i. sen you a poalidgi-. stamp with Wich yew May zepliri, hoap yew wil Stan bi me i Hav stud iff yew iq Tim of Trubbil an i hoap tew stun bi yew in time ut- Trubbil ngane with luv tew yur wif an dotlur Tire spring ri look- well i awate answer immediate Yurs trewly, Jon andrews, Edith—Both the great femalc astronomers were unmarried, l see. Clara—Y'es they were old mard-. ‘1 wonder what started them in to astronomy? ‘Really, I can’t imagine, unless they were looking for the man iq, the moon? UlShlllLllUII bill IMI” II Lilt; n ill Til tn | || -1 I . . ”, , , probably will retire Mexico, being severely wounded or nl , xt se!lson . n e | 1M ,^1 m at the assault on the capital, Sep teniber 13, 1847. Jessie Wheeler, the voting wo man found wandering in Harlem on Saturday, and who claimed to be a member of a‘Char ity Bob society? lias been reclaim ed by lier relatives, who are resi dents of Albany. Sbe was insane. Edwin Booth, it is said, is weary, ill and despondent,’ apd at the close. He has paid hi- dcbls, settled his (laughter with .-v handsome dower, and has enough to live on in his quiet way, yi-1 it is a familial fact that the mere triumphs of the stage have lost their charin for him. The dangers of a ui niajia may l»c averted if takoonc of Dr. J. ji. Hoinn puthic Liver aud K-iiiucJ^Wuett;. 1

Georgia Historic Newspapers

Cuthbert enterprise and appeal. (Cuthbert, Ga.) 18??-1888, July 15, 1886, Image 1