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Cuthbert Enterprise and Appeal.
BY JAS. W. STANFORD.
“Independent in All Things—Neutral in Nothing.”
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CUTHBERT, GA., THURSDAY, OCTOBER 13, 1887.
NO. 39
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I). PHKI.PS. Agent.
DR WESTMORELAND,
UKOTIMT,
Offers hi* services to the public in
nil llie branches of Dentistry.—
Work warranted. Office over l ' ll ‘i rrims
l’osloffice. Room* formerly own I v ,.j (i
pied liy I)r. Worsham. He will
spend file first week of each
month in Fort Gaines, eommcnc
ing the first Monday. Rooms ai
the I j^htfoot House. mar31 ct
W. R. THORNTON,
DENTIST
CUTHBERT, GA.
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POWDER
Absolutely Pure.
Powilcr never varies. A mar-
swindle**. Mt»re economical than the
ordinary kinds ami cannot be sold in
com petition with tin* multitude of low
test, short weight, alum or phosphate
I xnvders. Sold only in cans. Koval Ba
ling I’owdcr Co., iiM! Wall Street, New
York.
m:iv2!M v
FFK'K West side P*.blic Square
ivor L. E. Kcv*s Store. feMT-lv
A cow path is not as bright as
the moon or stars, hut it's a
••milky way” just the same.—
Charlestown Enter prist.
NO MORE EYE-GLASSES,
Eje*! |
More
A Sound Legal Opinion.
E Bainhridge Monday Esq.,
j County Atly., Clay Co.. Tex.
jsays: "Have used Electric Bitters
Weak wit I, most happy results. My
i hrotlicr also was very i"'v with
I Malarial Fever ami Jaundice, hut,
was cured by timely use of this
medicine. Am satisfied Electric
Bitters saved his life.”
Mr D. I. Wileoxson, of Horse
A MIsrSUERSTAXDDiU.
“Please, Miss. Mr. Villars told
me I needn't wait for an answer,”
said the boy as lie disappeared,
with a flourish of heels over the
picket fence, while, in true girlish
wonderment, pretty Estelle Mar-
l inc tore ofT the envelope and read:
“Dear Miss Maktixe: A tele
gram of importance calls me East
to day. but liefore going I beg to
cancel my engagement, with the
ho|ic that you will find some one
that will please you lieller.
Very truly yours,
Harold Vi leaks.”
For fully ten minutes Miss
Martino stared at the shocking
lines, aghast.
“It surely must he a dream,"
she thought—“a terrible dream!”
That Harold Villars, her lover
and life long friend, should add
his quota toiler misfortunes seem
ed inc cd ble.
But there was the proof of bis
perfidy and cowardice io black
and white.
“Going to sne me!” cried the
astonished Estelle, when one day
her neighbor’s “man of-all work”
informed her of a prospective
suit at law. Why, I never was
in court iu my life. It—it would
be a disgrace, indeed it would;
ami all my friends would know
of it, and— But let him sue.
I'll heal him. I'll let no man im
pose u[sin me He's a contempti
ble puppy, and you tell him so,
to sue a woman about a tumble
down old fence! Oh. dear*’ tear,
in profusion—“if only Harold Vil
lars had been the man I thought
him I wouldn't be here fighting
that man over there But I shan't
ever love anybody but Harold,
even if he did turn out mean.”
And while the indignant wo
man wept over the inevitable dis
grace or a lawsuit and the loss of
her youth's idol, Harold Villars
stormed that a miserable old
maid should call him, an aesthetic
gentleman, a contemptible puppy.
“But the law shall be heard
Her lip trembled as she read i from. No woman shall ini|M>se
the lines through once more: j on me. I have suffered enough
There was the address, “Miss from them already. A con-
E-ilelle Marline” and no disputing tcmptihle puppy, indeed! not
it. much of a lady. You wouldn't
hare heard such words from the
pretty lips of the sweet Estelle
Marline. Oh, Estelle, darling!
if you had only been all I believed
“I might have expected it, - ’ she
said, choking hack her tears.
“When your fortune goes, your
friends go with it. Others have
done the same,hut I had thought you!
*,tch E ll V s e8alve
BUSTS'
Mtoriiisr tV.c sight of the Old. ; been for Electric Billers.
•Cures Tear Drops, (iranulation. StyeTu- j This m eat remedy " ill ward off.
mors, Kc»d Eves. Matted hve hashes. ,, Vi i • i
and IMtonrriNC iJt'MK RKI.IKF i :ls we ^ :IS cure Malarial Dis
AND rKRMANKNT (TAB. j cases, and for all Kidney, Liver
Also equally cffieaeioiw when used in ; am | $ l(l macll Disorders stands
other maladies, such as l leers, l’ever) , . ,, . ^ rA , a.. .
Sores. Tumors. Salt Khcum. Burns. Files | unequaled. 1 rice oOc. and #1. at
I J. \V. Stanford's.
„ ,, ... le spirited lines:
Cave, Ivy., adds a like testimony,
believes
it not
“It would never do!’’ sobbed
the hapless girl. “If tbosedread
fill lawyers once got me into
court, thev would make it out
or wherever iiirtanuitiou exists. MITCH
Kl.t.'S SALVE may lie used to advan
tage. Sold 1>v all l'lruggists at 2.1 cents.
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my-
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SPRING VALE SEMINARY.
Spring Vale, Ga.
A SCHOOL of High Standard for Bovs j
and OirD. Dot ation healthy and j
attractive. " ater eold and pure. Build
ing larjre and eomfortahle. Grounds
.ample and beautiful.
Tcitiox $2 On, $2 and $:*. 00 per
Month.
Boaud--In the best Families, at from
$. r » (Mi to $7 00 per Month.
Daily ninil. exeellcnf Church facilities,
rniornl surroundintrs equal to the best*
/J For further information, apply
jto W. B. HINTON,
scplfi-ot Principal.
TRIED
IN TUB
CRUCIBLE.
him head aud shoulders above
oilier men.”
Drawing Iter desk to her side,
Estelle dashed off the following
^ I
! that I lore down that fence
“Mu Harold Villars: It gives self, and it would gel in the pa
me the greatest pleasure to say I' per3, and— Oh, the disgrace of it
have not ihe slightest wish to .all! I'll go right over and
marry you, and desire that our 1
engagement lie speedily forgotten.
Very truly,
Estelle Marti nil”
Then she called her own er-
rnndbny, ami dispatched hint
I with the note to Mr. Villars*
i studio. This done, she threw
I herself down and wept bitterly.
Only n week before she had
! lost the hulk of her little fortune,
and she now naturally attributed toning his great coat,
her lover's abating ardor to that' beat bet in the courts.
Cleveland as A Speaker.
President Cleveland made sev
eral speeches in Philadelphia dnr
ing the centennial celebration of
the adoption of the constitution
of the Union, and in ail showed
himself a speaker as well as a
thinker. Here is the eloquent
conclusion of his formal address:
“We stand to-day on tlic spot
where this rising sun emerged
from political night and darkness,
and in its own bright meridian
light we mark its glorious way.
Clouds have sometimes obscured
its rays, and dreadful storms
have made us fear; but God lias
held it to its course, aud through
its life giving warmth lias per
formed this latest miracle in the
creation of this wonderful land
and people As wc look down
that past century to the origin
of our constitution—as we con
template its trials and triumphs —
as wc realize how completely the
principles upou which it is based
have met every need, how ilevo
ledly should we contcss with
Franklin: “God governs in the
affairs of men;' and how solemn
should be the reflection that to
our hands is committed this task
of people's covenant, and that
ours is the duty to shield it from 1
impious hands. Wc receive it
scaled with the test of a century.
It has been found sufficient in
the past, and iR all the future
If I Could fio Back.
Often do wc hear persons in
life's meridian, and even in ad
vanced years, say. “It I could go
hack to childhood and youth and
live over again my past life, I
would make it. different” Why
this longing to go hack? Be
cause their retrospect brings out
their mistakes and neglected op
IKirtnnities. Alas! we can never
go back. From thia the young
should learn an im|iortant lesson.
They should lake the experience
of those who have gone before as
a lamp to guide them. They
should labor assiduously to avoid
the erjors of their predecessors.
Haw “Dixie” Came to be Written.
It was on Saturday night in
1859 wltrn Dan Emmett was a
member of Bryant's Minstrels in
New York, that Dan Bryant came
to Eminctl and said: “Dan, can't
you get us up ■ wnlk-arnund? I
want something new and lively
for Monday night.” At that date
Minstrel shows used to wind up
with a walk-around. The de
mand for them was constant, and
Emmett was the composer of all
of them for Bryant's Minstrels.
Eiunictt of course went to work,
hut lie had done so much iu that
line that nothing at first present
ed itself that !-.e liked. At last
And one of the great errors of he hit upon the first two bars, and
life is the neglect of opportuni j any compositor can tell how good
ties. Young man, if after having ; a start that is in the manufacture
traveled life’s road, you wonld he ^ of a tune. By Sunday afternoon
free from regrets growing out of, he had the words, commencing “1
the past, do not commit the com : wish 1 was in Dixie.”
mon errors of neglecting oppor
tunilies when presented. Be
wide awake to every opportunity
of doing good, and push with vig
or these opportunities
grandest possible results.
This colloquial expression is
not as most people suppose, a
Southern phrase, hut first appear
ed among the circus men in the
to the | North. In early fall, when nip-
W hen I ping frosts would overtake the
ever you swap one good opporlu | tented wanderers, the hoys would
nity for an hour of idleness, rc think of the genial warmth of
member that yon arc exchanging the section they were heading
God's blessing for the devil's op
portunily to cheat you out of a
valuable acquisition; and that
every time you exchange a single
opportunity to do good, for u short
indulgence of immoral pleasures,
years it will he found sufficient,! you write a page in your life his
if the American iieople are true to 1 tory, from which will come re-;
their trust. grots to you in later years. Every j
‘Another centennial will come,, day's neglect of your mental inl
and generations as yet unborn, - provement during your idling
will inquire concerning our slew- 1 life will beget in yon a deficiency J
ardsliip and the safety of their ■ of knowledge, of which you will
promise.
And in a very paroxysm of
tears ami sobs, the indignant
girl pulled on her sealskins and
slsrtcd across the pasture, mak
ing faces behind her muff at her
neighbor who she imagined was ! fidelity and our jealous love
peering through the blinds, gloat- 'constitutional liberty.’
ing at her surrender.
“No one ever got ahead of a wo
man yet," snarled the artist, hut-
“I could
hut slic'd
constitution. God grant
they may find it unimpared, and
as wc rejoice in the patriotism
and devotion of those who lived a
hundred years ago, so may oth
ers who follow us rejoice in our
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ENGINES
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ftorc on my check, nnd the doctors pronounced
It rancor. I havo tried a number of physicians,
but without receiving my prnnanent benefit.
Anions t ho number vrere one t >r t wo specialists.
The medicine they applied wes like fire to the
sore, causing Intense pain. I snr.- a statement
In the papers telling what K. S. S. had done for
others similarly afflicted. I procured some at
once. Before I had used the second bottlo tba
neighbor* could notice that my cancer was
healing up. My general health l»ftd l»een bad
for two or three years—I had a hat-king cough
and spit blood continually. I had a severe
pain In my breast. After taking six bottles of
S. S. S. my congh left mo and I grew stouter
than I had been for several years. My cancer
has healed overall but a little *r«t obont the
size of a half dime, and it Is rapidly disappear
ing. I would advise every one with cancer to
give S. S. R. a fair trial.
MRS. NANCY J. McCONAUnnr.Y.
Ashe Grove, Tippecanoe Co., Ind.
Feb. 1C, 1SS6.
Swift’s Specific la entirely vegetable, and
seems to euro cancers by forcing out the Impa
rities from tho 1»1«mm1. Treatise on Blood and
Skin D'seasos mailed free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,
DRAIVEK 3. ATLANTA, «A.
tact. ! puisnn my <h>g, ami abuse me
“I will not stay here an boor,” j in an underhami way, for the
she crieil, springing up ami oriler next ten years. Guess I'll go
ing old Margv and Tom to com- over and have it out.”
mence packing. “I will go to the! And in shaking rage, that he
farm. Thank fortune, I have j surrendered first, lie started for
that left. There I will live and his neighbor's, taking his way
die in seclusion. And now, just through the pasture.
let a living man look toward my
house!'’
While Estelle Marline, with a
resolute gleam in her handsome
eyes, aided the “help" in moving
tu the farm, Harold Villars was
storming about in his studio,
“mad as a March hare.”
“I wouldn't have lielieved such
a thing of Estelle Marline!" he
cried, seizing the note and rcad-
“Sir.”
“Madam!”
“Mercy, Harold, when—”
“Why. it's Estelle, my poor—
But. Miss Martino, where arc you
going?”
“Tu see a man that's going tu
sue me. And you?”
“To sec a woman I'm going to
sue.”
The next moment a burst of
Patronize Yonr Neighbor.
The growth of a neighborhood,
village or town, says an exchange,
is simply the aggregated improve
ment of its individual members.
If every citizen would give the
preference to the people of his
town in his outlay quite an
addition might he made to the
number of successful men in each
neighborhood. Patronize
own town blacksmith.
hat .feel the need in 3'our maturer
years. There is nothing more
certain than that your fadures to
rightly improve while young the
1 opportunities for developing all
| the grand powers with which you
are endowed will cause you in old
age to look back with regret nnd
long for these opportunities, which
never come hut once. Ileuce the
far belter plan, the only safe plan
were
for, and the common expression
would he, “Well. I wish I was in
Dixie.” This gave the catch
line; the rest of the song was
original. On Monday’ morning
the song was rehearsed and high
ly commended, and at night a
crowded house came to hear the
refrain, and half of the auditors
went home singing “Dixie.” The
song became the rage, and the!
Newcombs, the Buckleys and ■
other minstrel parties gave Em
mett $5 for the privilege of using!
Raek in the Fifties.
Some South Carolinians, who
moved into Georgia in the fifties
and settled in Cass county, at old
Cassvillc, were very much aston
ished at some of the Georgia
ways, and especially the ways of
the judges and lawyers.
In South Carolina they had
been accustomed to see judges al
ways wear gowns on the bench;
every lawyer was required to wrap
his form in a black cloth Prince
Albert coat. It was the custom
also for the sheriff, wearing a uni
form, and a sword, to esenit the
judge from his room to the bench
with great dignity. The bailiffs,
with the long Jacob staffs, were
required to preserve order in keep
ing with the great dignity of the
court.
To these Smith Carolinians it
was an odd sight to see Judge A.
R. Wright, then an attorney at
Cartersville, silting in the court
house window with his coat off.
while the other lawyers wore such
apparel as suited tlieir'gvaried
tastes and pocket hooks, aud tlic
presiding judge sat upon the
bench without a gown.
They soon discovered, however,
that Georgia lawyers were not
lacking in ability, eloquence or
wit. The traditions of the pro
fossion have preserved fragments
of many a great speech, many a
hurst of eloquence and innumcra
blejsallies of wit.
From the humor of those days,
homely, quaint or exquisite, hut
carelessly flowing, lias arisen a
hazy enchantment that, from the
distance of time, smooths the
ragged outlines of stormy scenes
and paints every picture anew in
New York secured it from Em
melt, and gave him ifOOO, but
W V lein sol«l thousands of copies
without giving Dan a nickel. Not
only was EtutucU rohhed of the
for yon, is to improve al once each l , 1 r '." i,s ' ,f l,is BO , n S’ but the aotljo.
. ^ . ! ship of it was deputed. H ill b.
nml nvnrv nniinrtiinitv fur orw w I tt ... ... , . . .
Hays, of LoiiismIIc, claimed it as
it. Mr. Wcrlein, of New Or'leans,' lines of beauty,
wrote to Emmett to secure the; It was the father of Judge Un
copyright, but, without waiting dorwood who took such a prejn
for an answer, published it, will' dice against Marietta, and fre-
words by a Mr. Peters. Pond ol I quenlly remarked that if Provi
lence should so will lie would
ami every op|>ortiinity for good
whenever and wherever presented.
The Wet Tmbrella Joke.
The old practical joke of a half was lalkin
dozen yonng fellows raising drip
ping wet umbrellas in the main
your doorway of a public hall at the
carriage close of an entertainment before a
maker, mechanic, storekeeper and ! crowdeiF house on a starlight
printer. Help each other along. | night was played with entire suc-
cullivate a pride in the progress ! cess a fesr evenings ago at Har-1
and thrifty appearance of your 11cm. The news of the uuexpect-
town; cast out that hate, lhat*ed ami most unwelcome storm
selfish jealousy in a neighbors 1 was communicated to others by
pros(a?rity. There is sufficient! those of the audience who first
ioi*
Headquarter;
PIANOS AND ORGANS!
1 Can Bell You ail
ORGAN OR PIANO
Clieaper
THAN
Any House within 500
Miles of this Point.
:o:
When you want any Instrument, confer with me
reward to price before buying, and I will save you mon
ey? I also sell Piano and Organ Stools separate
J. W. 1A iN r UlilJ*
PARSONS
sriTsswrs£r-2a-.'-j-.-■^
a dose. Parsons' i
Pills coataia
no thing harmful,
are easy to take, j
and esnse no
convenience, t
box will dot
in' it through once more. “I ' laughter showed the situation
3 i j
thought her belter and more sen- j was understood, and the lovers 1
sihle than other girls. By Jove! 1 shook hands cordially; and still
it takes the life out of a fellow to holding the little hand that thrill
have the woman he loves tu in on ; cd him and looking down inloi.
him. just because he's been un j the eyes fast filling, Harold Vil ln ca< -'h community,
fortunate. Wonder how she lars said;
found it out? I only learned of it' “Estelle, darling, let's make
yesterday—I had intended to tell ■ up.”
her to day, hut she has saved me i “What, after that?”
the trouble. Here, Jones, semi And the indignant girl produc-
around the team! Thank heaven ed the hapless note.
“What stupidity all roundT’
cried Villars, reading, and shak
ing with laughter. “I wrote that
note to your old annt, whose por
trait I bad promised to paint,
ami the boy look it to the wrong
house.”
Suffice to say the suit at law
was discontinued.
competition in every calling to
keep prices as low as can he af
forded, and in nothing can pen
pie exercise a more benign influ
ence, than in the encouragement
of brotherhood trade and patron
age. It is the mutual interest of
j all to hare the largest possible
number of busy, prosperous men
A successful pared themselves in the
111
chroaicill health
than $5 worth of
any other reme
dy yet discov
ered. If people
could be mode to
realize the i
Make New Rich Bloodl
I have that left! I shall now he a
hermit. And now let a woman
look toward my house!”
• « • • •
“Well, well! Who lives over
there, Jones? Didn't know I had
any neighbors, pointing toward a
farmhouse.
“A lone woman, I hear, tit.”
“A woman? Then keep her at a
distance. No quarters here for
that sex. I'll venture it’s some
horrid old maid, who'll be forever
fighting me about, the fences.
And all I want Jones, is to he let
alone.”
“Humph! neighbors! Didn't
know I had any!” exclaimed prel
ty Estelle Marline, lifting her eye
brows archly. “Wonder who
’li*?”
“It's a lone man as has jist
moved in,'’ replied Thomas.
“A man? Mercy! Then show
him no quarter. He's some hate
ful old bachelor, who'll he forever
fighting about the pastures, or
something, and I have come out
here for peace.”
The days seemed of intermina
hie length to Iiatold Villars. who,
as the winter wore on, allowed
himself to wonder who bis neigh-
bor might be—if she were tall,
and gaunt, and grim, or if she
was like pretty Estelle—the Es
telle that nsed to be. While Es
Idle occasionally peered across
the way, and wondered if her
neighbor were at al! like her hand
some lover, declaring “a honse*
without a man in it was just
house at all! ’
ocllai)' _
Crass-Examining His Mather.
“Mamma,” said little Bobby,
“can't I have another piece of
pic.”
“No, my dear. Yon hare had
sufficient.”
“But why can’t I have some
more?”
“It might make yon sick, and
if you became sick you might die.”
“Die just like Johnny Brown?”
“Yes, my dear.”
“Everybody said he went to
heaven, mamma.”
"Yes, dear. He was a good lit
tic boy and always minded what
his mamma told him.”
“And people said, mamma, that
he'd he,ever so much happier in
heaven than here.”
“That is right, Bobby. So he
would.”
“Do all good little boys go to
hesven, mamma?'’
“Yes, dear.”
“Am I a good little boy, mam
ms?’
“Yes. Bobby is n good little
boy.”
“Then why don't you let me
have another piece of pie? Don't
you want yoor little Bobby to be
happy ?’ —Fittsburg Dispatch.
mao soon shows his success in his
surroundings; he paints his house,
erects new fences, sets out new
shade trees, prepares a flower
garden for Ins wife, improves his
land and culture, every item of
which change necessitates an out
lay of money and labor. These
improvements not only benefit
the fortunate projector, but add
to the character and appearance
of the whole village, attract the
attention and admiration of every
stranger who enters the place, in
duces new families to move into
tho town, ami, best of all, stiinu
latcs tbe neighborhood to a rival
ry in the same line of improving
their sn r roundings. Let every
person determine to patronize his
neighbors, and see the good effect
on the whole community.
Sot a Runaway. .
“Can't somebody stop that run
away?” yelled a stranger in De
troit, excitedly, as a cab came
tearing down the street at break
neck speed, driver and passenger
both apparently frantic with ter-
ror.
“That ain't no runaway,” said
an eld resident carelessly; “its an
umpire getting away from the
base-ball ground. The boys must
have got heat.”—Chicago Trib
une.
If, through the success of the
agitation for the women's rights,
women ever come to sit in the
jury-box, infants will probably
get to be criers in court.
The reason drunken men sel
dom drown is because the whisky
makes their head swim.—Duluth
Paragraphs.
saw the umbrellas, and in that
way it became the exciting aud
exclusive subject of conversation
throughout the building. Gen
tlemen carefully covered their
silk lies with their handkerchiefs,
rolled up the end of tlic legs of
their trousers and turned up
t'lelr coat collars. Ladies pre
con ven
his own. He told tbe writer of
these lines that lie wrote it al tin-
breaking out of the war, hut lie
to the wrong inan
that day, and I told him so. Pond
brought tlic matter before a mil
; sic publishers' convention nnd
! settled the question of authorship,
! but Dan rea|>cd no benefit from
tins tardy justice. Emmett got
' into trouble about this during the
! war. It was considered a Soiitli-
! ern song, and a sapiant editor in
Maine declared that Dan was a
Secessionist, nml that lie should
he treated as one, although the
song was written two years before
the commencement of the war.—
Prof. Kane in Haiti more Ameri
can.
Little Rock, Oct. 5.—Latest
advices from Brownstown, Ark.,
reiMirt a most sensational elope
ment and killing al that place.
A negro man. somewhat prepos
sessing in ap|iearance, caine to
Brownstown to take charge of
tional way for a provoking walk j the colored academy at that plate,
to the cars, and others sent tlicir j S°“n after bis arrival lie became
gallant escorts Hying after urn , attentive to a yonng white girl, a
hrcllas, coaches and waterproofs.
In about ten minutes the reai
state of things, the pretty how to
do, had been discovered, and
then came unbounded hilarity
and a resolve on the part of the
weatherbound boys to try it oti
somewhere themselves. — Ken
York Tima.
B’qrfis af Wisdom.
We count words as nothing;
yet eternity depends upon them.
Trials wears us iuto a liking of
what |iossihly in the first essay
displeased ns.
When desperate ills demand a
speedy cure, distrust is coward
ice and prudence fwlly.
Poorness of memory every one
complains of; hut nobody of the
want of judgment.
He who thinks ton much of
himself will lie in danger of being
Miss Ida Jones, daughter of the
wealthiest planter in the connty.
and despite the entreaties of her
parents and friends, the girl al
lowed his attention and finally
announced her intention of mar-j >1 gave him one sir, and he
rying Jeffries, anil although she; f use «l to lake it, and said
was carefully watched she suc
ceeded in eloping with the negro.
Her father, witli several others.
-Immediately started in pursuit
and succeeded in overtaking tin-
pair. Jeffries was instantly kill
ed, over thirty balls having lodged
in his body. The girl says she ia
glad Jeffries was killed; that slic
coulil not resist Ins fascination,
and did not realize what she had
done until she found she was the
wife of a negro.
Why YVemeu Don’t Snore.
‘Fergy, dear,’ said Mrs. Mont
gomery the other morning as Sir.
Montgomery came down to break-
forgotten by the rest of the world. |- ast 1 <M| ^ i as cross as two roads,
A mnn in...-» ho nm.no.. ! ...J ..
Oliver Wendell Holmes is fond
of spinning a bumming top.
A man must be excessively sin
pid. as well as uncharitable, who
believes there is no virtue hut un
his own side.
Those that place their hope in
another world have in a great
measure conquered dread of death
and unreasonable love of life.
Lifeoften seems like long ship
wrecks, of which the debris are
friendship, glory and love; the
shores of existence are strewn
with them.
.The heart Is a small thing, but
desiretb great matters. It is not
sufficient fur a kite's dinner, yet
i tbe whole world is not sufficient
fur iL
If doing what ought to be done
be made the first business, and
success s. secondary consider,
alien, is net this the way to ex
alt virtue?
No soul was ever lost because
ite fresh beginning broke down;
but thousands of souls bare been
lost because they would not make
lrcsh beginnings.
‘why do men snore?’
‘Give it up,’ lie replied shortly,
with a suspicious look.
‘You snore, dear.’ she continued.
‘What do you do it for?’
T don : t snore at all,’ repled Mr.
Montgomery, emphatically. -It's
that dodgasted fool in the next
house.’
‘YVnmen never snore,’ remarked
Mrs. Montgomery reflectively, as
she drop|ied a pinch of salt in her
husband's coffee. *1 wonder why!'
-Can’t tell’ replied Mr. Mont
gomery.
•Why?
‘Well, you can’t snore unless
your mouth is open. A woman
works her jaws so confoundedly
hard during the day that when
night comes it is so tired that she
has to close it up and give it a
chance 16 recuperate.’
like to die in that town, as he
could leave it with less regret
than any place lie knew.^Strange
to say. Providence so willed. The
Judge was called to Marietta on
business; lie was suddenly taken
ill, and died the next day.
Judge YV. F. Wright, who diet!
several months ago, presided in
the circuit of which Coweta form
ed a part. In the Coweta circuit
served a bailiff named Parrot,
who was a favorite of Judge
Wright, and a kinsman of Judge
Pa. rot, who presided in the cir
cuit of which old Cass county
was a part.
On one occasion the two judges
exchanged circuits for a week or
so, and Judge- Parrot dSme down
to Newman, lie was much an
noyed one morning by talking
and disorder in the court, and
looked about for the bailiffs who
he did not know and could not sec.
“Mr. Sheriff. I can’t recognize
your officers; provide Jacob staffs
for these bailiffs.”
The sheriff soon had the Jacob
staffs and offered them to the
bailiffs. Bailiff Parrot refused to
take the one offered him, saying
that he ‘wouldn't have the d—n
thing.’
Presently the Judge said.
‘Mr. sheriff I see one of your
bailiffs without a Jacob staff;
; how is that ?'
re-
lie
wouldn't have the d—n thing.’
‘Bring the bailiff before the
court.’
Parrot was brought in and
looked as if lie didn't care wheth
er school kept or not.
‘Did you say that, sir?’
‘Yes, I did, and I meant it; I
didn't have any use for the stick.’
He was sent to jail for several
days and then sent word that he
would carry the staff, which lie
did afterwards with great dignity.
Judge Wright learned of the
occurrence and determined to get
oven with Judge Parrot. The
next morning he said, in a very-
solemn tone:
‘This court ou ordinary occa
sions, is a kind hearted and mer
ciftil court, hut this morning it is
a revengeful court. Judge Parrot
lias put my favorite bailiff in jail
and I think I will have to put the
sheriff of this court in jail.’
This almost took the sheriff's
breath away, ns lie did not under
stand Judge Wright’s way-. Me
soon learned that ‘this court was
not such a revengeful court as lie
first thought.'—Atlanta Journal.
— m ■■ —
The victim in the dentists chair
isn’t qnite sare whether he’s in
favor of the long haul or abort
haul.
A scientist has discovered the
“earthquake belt.” It is found
ia tbe spot where tlte green- cu
cumber shakes you.
Fast Walking Farm H«
Profits arc small on all Tariff
products and all kinds of live'
stock at present, and the farmer
who makes money on any invest
ment in his direct line of btfsi-
ness, or by- raising crops of stock,
must watch the corners' closely
and prevent, if possible, anything
that partakes of the nature of
waste. The economy of time is
one of the things to be looked af
ter as closely as anything elsr<
and which the kind of horses that
are kept has considerable to do
with. Compare the distance'
traveled in a day by a Strong
sturdy, fast walking team with
that which a slow, creeping team
will travel, and the difference will
be surprising. If this difference'
of a day is so noticeable, what
must that of a year or the aver
age life lithe of a horse be? If.
tlic slow team pulls a plough or
draws a load hut twenty miles
per day, while the other covers
twenty five miles with as little fa
tigue, it is to calculate what the
differences would he in a year,
and how long it would take to
gain .i whole year’s time by rising
the active instead of the slothful
horses. As the most of the farm
work is done at the walking gait,
it is then the duty of the farmer
to look after the walking quali
ties ol the horses he iirecils,- as
much as it is for those who breed
fast horses to look after the speed
producing qualities of the horses
they rear. While much depends
upon the training of a horse as to
whether he is a fast walkef or
not, there is a great deal in tho
breeding. Some horses are natu
rally fast walkers, and, like natu
ral fast trotters or pacers, can
stand to work at their natural
gait much '(belter than those
which acquired tlie'liahit^of walk
ing fast by being.pushed. Ac
tive, energetic horses, with an in
clination for getting over the
ground with a J strong, |’square’
walk, will be more apt to produce
colts that will he a success iu this
direction,. than clumsy horses
with sleepy- dispositions, aWd
these points should be considered
when selecting for breeding pur-'
poses.—National Stockman.
m
Bachelors'.
Old bachelors. Verre fable
ra ne! Tender impulses swell my
young heart at its'mention. They
arc the dearest old uncles in tlAs
world! I love to sit on their
knees—my arms about their
necks, or mechan'cally twisting
my finger through their hair,’
though it be neglected, look into
their faces aud j listen to their
stories of yore.^Thosc kalcycff
days when a mother's love (made
home dear—sister's smiles, ca
resses and indulgence—radiantly'
htiglit, sweet nnd comforting in'
memory’s storage. The strong-'
ties of brotherly love, the remin
iscence of which brings a youth
ful light and joy to his dear old'
eyes. Now a shadow falls over
and dims those eyes when with
melting sadness, in choked ac
cents, he tells of withered hopes
and undying lovfs; while great
tears start and his bosom heaves
great sighs. In my symyathy,-
love and admiration for this best
and dearest of creatures, I clasp
my arm around'bis wrinkled neclr
and imagine angels with such'
sweet nnd beautiful faces bend
ing over him cheerily whispering
hope, poialing upward then to
gether they flit away, beckoning-
him onward.
YVlint a great big heart he has!
who would 1 wound it? YVe will
prop him; we will guard him, for
on his heart are unhealed sores—
tender, painful. Do not cross'
him, do not vex him, for he is OtH.-
Form not for him a shell of dis
content and worry with which tv
shrink from taunts and slurs, and
glare back upon you with wild,-
wicked, vicious eyes. He has li
beller nature—seek it—touch it.
If lie is not rnv unde, he isyonrs.
Shield hi*, love him, do' not let-
him fall.
Hi* coat may lie loose and soiled.
Trousers short, untidy aud worn.
But lie is a man of hard toil. -
Nothing else to do ; nil alone.'-
Beal gently with him sisters nifrte.
He greatly needs thy love and carc; :
All our watchfulness combined;
lie still much of-life's ills must share.
Little Girl.
A “iktig store” in Bangor Me.
according to a local' paper, was-
found by s constable Who official
ly visited it, to be equipped
follows-: Seventeen bottles of lager
beer, a bottle will!' one and a half
pints ot whisky, tour bottles, each'
containing a gill of whisky, one'
bottlo with a half pint of wine,
one bottle with a- pint! of wine undf
a bottle witli a pint and * half of
wine, a pint of gin, two qnartn of
alcohol, add a can containing twff-
gallons of alcohol.