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IHi St.iJ 1 Ht.H N. Terji*!* «I Sulkscrlißicrttu - ' ‘ k *ig£ g.rk* •£ _ 'l „*,!•* *2 60 nwnth....... •••••->■•••• ••* 60 ,-if ;hrw mod'll* »»••• 1 00 sskwrllltUNM Strtctlt In Advance PUOfRS.'fON 'l* 0A KDS. jTSi—• ° *»/** ATTORNEYS at LAW » baisbrioqe. ga. orrioE is Tine tvi/ar hops*. V ,nb 23- R. W DAVIS, ,m> attoum.v at law; mINf.IGDGE. G' _ n - .. . t ~<terwjn A McNair*, 8tor« v#W jiT ii Aif 11 ..............ft. r. **''***' L & SHAAON, ATTORNEYS at law, |’.Al> BRIDGE. GA A ,l ,„„ inc «, eutriii- eil to their care, promptly at- < inComt House. [July 13, ly ~~DF{ E. J* MORGAN, O-j Ti’F: on South Broad, ovet J W DeUnar-ls ~.,f B**.*i-lence on Went Stiet-t. y> ,y hais bridge, ga S \V\ S \ \ II DIRECTORY. , r (jit I>vl-i., I'etlir 111 [{utter <7hieae mnl N j „,| ,4i n,.l 142 Ha* Street. Savannah. Oi. _ * , o'.<- ariicU-s a ► PKctA&rrT .If von m g» i in our line, not >t the h-west * * T , t i 11. t’h >'C ■ Butter anil Lard in ; u.iji, jutckoKes. so. Family une. Ii p\LK GO. one price Wholesale and Re uil to'-tninj! W .m-hoine, corners CowgrbsH, | *i-. r J-St lutian Wh . Stvafitiah Ga A lai , ,iuof 1 nni'liiag Goods H its. Iruuk', | . t „ V( - l«avs on hand Mmnfactiny 114 , . • 5',... York. Goods made to order at the itortfwl notice. /’tKO. IV. AI.I.EN, Importer of Crockerv, CblnA ( In! iP i'-wiie. Oil Lumps and Chimtu-ys. s . vr , fin and Widow Woe, and Fancy articles,. I n-P Fu llidling Goods of eVeiy description, i , ;i street (between Jetl'orsou cl Mont gll. r n Sa'sn..ah. Ga. s v i'2B 187'. 18—ly. 1.1 01*11.M.VllTIN A GO., Cotton Factors an j t : ■ iMiuiis-ioti Merchants. Bay Street 5.,. „(Ja, Usual Facilities Extended to Cut* sepß. 1870 sly mm:kkt squvre house. 8 vi’imli. de it'.'ia. No. 174 Bryan Street, »V. . s, „ „e airs, liquors and lager l»e>r. sd (* i imeeteil with the eslah i.. , c i„.,ii st c‘ .'S ten Bin Alley l>"X 409. V iLEN'TISK It AS I,Lit, TioprUlor. 110 i ELS. THE SHIM HOUIE, •1011N SIIAKON, Proprietor Bain bridge Goorgia* r; \ no m s?> per day. i' ; ti ivi :int j-übi.e are l.oii t" n i'i.i ii that .- ..... c ha- liven hurngldi 'inf! •« «vi! us rvt -i tln'-'U :h >ut. and ten 1, .-*4 -t nit* desim'da and Jitivoiilile - iti -it* .»ttt»\ the Idierul patrona eit 1 « ' -i f-re r ccived front the jmS'CM fi 1 ' on t!ie m..-i ii ii ill N • or expenses wil. he .* in intki-the SHAKOS 11<'ll vri nil tlhit any • ■! . l.vlle fail il'l'! tint its merits. i '*l r■•iiiiceii >n w tli the Hotel is an elegant **\ «' i wiieie tile Huent of liquors ate kept ALBVNY IIOUSC, ME.l&l'K BARNEY Proprietor Albany, Ga. r I , ' ; US ns- Is well fomlsheil anil «very way! ■ i e 1 !'ot t•e i c ••iinioil.itii.il t>! 1 1 <• tiaveb ' e • s it!-tie! lon gmtl I'lteed. I lie l '* i -i. ik >,iiieii >voli the li •>' tile eon irv can af i so ,| h. Ilie-ei v it are oti-ui'i ns.—4 in pule lies- S'. it It# •io I to IliO ivan so. g-uuls. Omn bn-M-s ronvi ii engiT* to an.l from the ditlereet mill ..!« prompt.)*. (Jh-rg<s to suit t)ie times. SUg si * let if. TO THE TRAVELING PUBLIC!! THE MARSHALL HOOSE, Savannah, Ga. THIS FIRST CLASS IIOIEL. is situated on i:eto Vivet. and i- c nvetiieit to the >i s> : art » f th.-Citi. Omtdhnsi** and Bag ' a will always he in attendance at the '* • s1) ( H«ts and Steamboat lan. ii.gs, io convey P*' v -e sin tue lintel The best LIVERY stable ACCOMMODATIONS *• i found adj ininc the House ■" • and will sp re neither time trouble ■ V*. ti. tu ike bis srttests Coin fort aide, and •'* tins H i'.'C, in every sub-tuiitml particular : * • i't to »ny in the state ’if tis Boar*! has bren mintltti Io $8 jer day. A, U. Ll t L I'repiieinr THIRTY YEARS’ EXPERIENCE rs THR TREATMENT >‘l A. liroui ami Texual disease. A PHYSICAL VIEW oF “ARKIAGK. Tli* I'u-ajvst fcmkevcr published—containing A'"') thiw hn>.d'«( |Mg«B and «»ne hnuiind ina t ’ri* I'Ufw and engravings of *iie anatom «nmns in « ibitem he«lth and diad *** * 'b h treeing on eailv errois. its deplnrablo • i -«*> up<m the mind and body. with th 4 ' '' ' *ai» ”t trrxtment—(he only ration lau ' ' fii m.dr us cu,e &s shewn hj a report l,s s- i>e :«•<! A tru'hfui whertMrr to the married * , c 'it ■ pia’ing marriages, vho »*nteitai n , ' 'in-’r ■■ lysicd condition, then t free of po^ . ‘ n ' H ddrt*s, oil ivc ipt of twenty-live ecu lv , ",y r R'< 31 Maiden Lane, Albany, t'*, ~. 1 ‘ sl4 ’ r 1,1 *>’ be consulted upon any of l* f- Jr ' ' * "hieh his book treats, either perso »or & m ®diciae'i seat to any part S Jfe./ * Bk. inn liinblrt TH . /4Jxr . M'/W » 4Wa t . 811 11 IT I fi B n ill f L Hiß ;| | r !l !g | IJ.ll ycSlvAvr L \}Sr) VSNT NJ vs \y vy-sy A- • vol- Vi. savannah HARDS. &.<**>**. Jno Ctuimushtim. ULAOUOHN &, CtJNMN r OHAAi. ' £ ’* ■ .V..* CROC E R S, CIIOIOEIMTOEiSO WINKS. LIQUOBS. SEQAES,. o>»r. Bay & Drayton Bt#;, Savftnaah. Ga A LHO, :au!e-s in Rhii>C«iH, di ry ; St mW,. I\ House aid Blue‘iS'iiUh’a Coal—and ImpoCi-rs I-ir-.rpool halt. Oidutft r -^- Wf.SjttT o Sop 18-6 m ORFF, WATKINS & CO SAVANNAH. Sep2l 3m C. Hayes, • Ben. J. Lebteb Richmond, Va Savannah. Ga Ihe Juliana Tobacco, Idiquor, and Com iiission House Win. C. HAYES & o«. 141 Bay street, Savannah. Georgia. OFFKR special and particular inducements tp the merchants and planters of Georgia and Fla «SiT Hides, Cotton and general produce tek'en in < xchange, and on consignment. With libeial ad vances. quick sales, and small commissions, we hope to share a liberal patronage from then trade generally. ° W MEINHABD, BROS * CO. Wholesale Dealers lb 80GTS SHOES:. HATS, Ready Bn. de Clothing, 'Juniisiltinfl 6ootlis 111 Bouixhfon SI. SAY \N T NAII,GEORGIA. offiCk 11. Melt-bard. 1 S 0 &8- WHITE ST. (S. M- Uh.od M. Mein hard. I New York I E Mvinhar aTJ' miller & co, FU3NITB3F iLAIERS Brmirhton Street, Savannah, Ga Walt-lit B---1 it -orn Sets. Iniitation French Sets, Fiilor Set... Bn leans. Wasl-r'ands, Bed steads. ('haiis of all (trades, Clifidu-r.s’ i’ai riages, etc., etc. Li OR RING AND REPAIRING NEATLY DONE WITH DIsPA IVIi Matv-'S' Making, Feath- rs, Upholstering, SiC. sep 14-6ui ] B J. LESTER, COMMISSION MERCH’NT and dealer in Liquors, Cigars, Tobaccos, &c, savannah, ga. novOGm an old em aulimied uoUoE. JOHN OLIVEB, B..ALF.K IN PAINTS & OILS, PUTTY And all i’ainteos’ Materials, KASUES, I>LINDs AND l)(»0RS. Htm.-e and sigu Tainting, l No. 3 Wil t ikei at ] Savannah, Ga. | B^i>l4Ut>in. A M. MOiS J H. ' DbAN A M - SLOAN & CO* Cotton Factors, HMSII imiSTl AND A GEN T.s FOE i'HE i ELEB .:A I ED Etiwan iiiul So’uUft Sea Island Guanos. CLAGIiUiIN AND CUNNINGHAM S RANGE PAY STREET SAVANNAH GA august IQ 1871 II (5m FOR SALK I offer for sale on reasonable t , 'ims two cla6 BiLLIAED ABLE togftht'r with cneennd balls. O it: of tin: Dtbles is a four an the other a six pocket. Parties applyiug ea y, can g-1 a *argain 3FO L T 18—ts. Porpviet r Ex n g Salo n* THU BEST IS THE CHEAPEST. pvtrpooV & & <DL>be Fire Insurance Co s over s2o,oot'.oon in Gold. Over $8 000,000 Pays losses immediately after adjustment. The New York Life lisarance Comp j Assets *l6 000.000. J. E. JOHNSTON & CO , Geneta! Asents. T. B. HUNNEWELL & GO., Agents, ts) Bainbridge, Ga. BAI.VRBIDGE, 4a.. JANtVIIY 6th 1872 j J. A. Phillips. John J. AicArrhu^ . savannah. Mnatgomery Cos., <*-. J. HAND, A me lips, John A Phillips It c O , Factors and ‘ Corn’s ion Merchants No. 102 Bay Street. Savannah, Ga. _'titwaPadvahc*s :tiade on conHgnnienG of \;**■ *»»d Pro.lir C M Bagging and Ties oti kit ». Agents fur Uhes*pi ake Guano. A# l Sep’2l T. G. M. JTEIDT, WHOLESALE- DEOOGIST, No. 21 Whitaker St., Savannah, Ga^ AGENT Fop. COMSTOCK, FERRE & 00’S Genuine Wetherßidd GARDEN SEEDS, In papers or in bulk—l<* Dealers, Gardeuers or Fami i' S. fDetitenhoffv World Renowned Swiss Bitters. bep2l-orn. Ml S C ELLA AEG US. I. M. ROSEN FELD. \\T ( HJLD Respeetly inform the citiz ns of Vs Bai nb ridge an a surrounding country that he has opened in co-.nection with his store a Musical Depot Where he will keep constantly on hand a com plete assortment of music of thelat -t publ-cation from the best composers. His lacilities for g«t ting Music and Musical Instruments are as good as any house .n the country Also agent for Piano’s -rom the cel bra?ed man hfactutie-. of HALLET & DAYIS AND EMERSON. So well known in this and other countries ; and the MASON & HAMLIN ORGAN. He solicits subscription for the SOUTHERN MUSICAL JOURNAL. Musical Monthly, published by Ludden A Bates Savannah, Ga. TH MI?!B?JBGS FACTORY BAIN’BUDGE, CA. Patronize Home Instiiuiions- All mere’ ants and 1 1 infers of Southwest Geor gia and Flo. ida a e ri p ctiu ly r* q usted to -end your ordeis to THE BAINBRIDGE FACTORY. F'cr O-nabU'Ts, shee:ings, w goods, va-ns, &e. lam sat• sfied that the m. -ch nts and elan tcisof •'outhe- o i -an save 2-i ner cent hv buy-i g direct fr m tn-* F eto- >, thereby e abling them t > mid- 7‘se ; Ball,competitors who buy in North ern ma-k ts give me a call, J guarantee tiou W G' D. i’oNOE (iEN.S"WANTEL) tot the TRANSMISSION r F LIFE. COHS'SEt.S on tuc Nature and Hygiene of the Ma>culi'ie Function. By Dr. Na beys, author of "The Physical’Life of Woman.” I* relates to the male sex ; delicate but outspoken ; practical end popiitui ; highly enrto-'-ed ; sells rapidly So ! db» subscription *»«»ly* Fxclnsive territory. Terms lib eral. Pi ice SI. Address for (v-iitiMits. &c. J. G. FERGUS & do., Publishes. Philadelphia. Pa CHAELS3 A. D_UJA, Editor. ©& gjilatWetMg £un. A Nnmaper si ihe Preneat Tlbm. ht*wM tor Fo«?b» Haw m EaKli Including Tuner*. ilechanici, Merchant*, Pro* fbnioaiU Men, Worker*. Thinkers, and ail Man ner of Honest Folk*, and the WITU, gone, ut Daughters of all tack. ONLY OXS DOUlft A TEAR I ONE HUNDRED COPIES FOR Sst* Or less than One Cent a Copy. Let there he i SSO Ctub at every Post Office. SEMI-WEEKLY HUN, *3 A YEAR, of the same size and general character at THE WKKTTT.r, bnt With a greater variety of aaiacellaneoas readme, and furnishing the new* to its subscriber* with greater freshness, beoause tt conrea twice a week instead of onoa only. THE DAILY SUN, $0 A YEAR. A preSminently readable newspaper, with tP« largest, circulation in tne world. indw hendent, and fearless in politics. Alt tbs news from everywhere. Tv ) cents a copy «hy 50 ceaw a month, or 56 a year* TERMS TO CLUBS. THE DOLLAR WEEKLY HUE. Fir* copies, one year, separately a-Mr.*- Tea copies, 0t.3 year, geonratelv addressed <aa4 aaexur.copj to the getter np of cl nt>). Eiirht Hollars. Twenty copies, on* year, separately addressed (aud an extra copy to the getter no of club). Fifteen Dollars. Fifty copies, one year, to one address land the Semi-Weekly one year to getter np of club), Thirty-three Dollar*. Fifty copies, one year, aeparstelv addressed (and the Semi-Weekly-one year to getter ua of cum). Thirty-five Doitan. One hundred codea, one year, to one address (and the Daily for One year to the getter no ol club). Fifty Dollar*. One hundred copies, one y»nr. separately ad dressed ■ and tl» Daily tor oi*e year to tae gettsi up of club), Sixty Dsuani THE SEMI-WEEKLY SUIT. Five copie*, oae year, Beparatetr^!drer»erf.^^^ Ten eorlea, one year, separately addressed (and as extra copy to getter i> ofel^U SEED YOUR MONEY to Pert OR** orders, eheeka. or drafts Tout, wherever e-jayecieet- If not, Utea ragtetu tee letters containing uioaey. AddrAs B; F. BRUTON & COj IlIfflIM&ilMIM ■' O “TVy 4W.. Merchants, BAINBRIDGEj . . . . GEORGIA. LI PPM AN’S Great German Bitters PUREST MEPICATEG i*T LIPPMAN’S GREAT GERMAN BITTED Cures i’emale complaints. iW REAT GERMAN MTIEU*. Cu.es ‘never well’ people. BT LTBPM \N’B"PREAT GERMAN BETTERt- Will givti an appetite. UT * LIPPM AN’S great german bittFr:- gives a „wO«l appetite. LIPPMAN’S GREAT G iKMAN BITI ERS regulatestlie bowels. LIPPMAN’S GftUr GERMAN Bi'lTEßb excites tbe torpid 'ivr LIPPMAN’S GERM GERMAN BITTEfci ate r< comjnemle-1 by iheb st physicians. fgr LIPPM A X’S GREA E G Eli MAN Bl'i'l Elis cui is uei vousntss LIPPMAN’S GREAT GERMAN BITTERS rui :s debility. £§T LIPPMAN’S GREAT GERMAN BIITERS prexeutrt chilis and fever. iIT LIPPMAN’S GREAT GERMAN PITIERS have met with wonderful successt-very wU e LIPPMAN’S PVRAFUGE is the great i:*i ana fever expeller. Try it. KAYTON’s OIL OF LIFE should h€ every household tr T-'bthache, Rhetimatism ’ Neuralgia »» Life other [iains. yield instantly to Kay ton’s 0U •Tacoli Lippriiflu & Bro., Wh-'les'f!^•- , a-d Peta- D ucc slj-, S■ vineah. Ga . and whol< s.de In-u.-eai No 71 New i-beet New Yoik have 'h- soieiigist to maaulacttlre these Bitteis f--r ihe U i e i State* Foi sale in Bain bridge at Bn Its and lea.oby’s and bv Oru-gist and Groc-r- ge- erally Nfc.\V F£L m WHTER GOODS 7 BELCHERS & TERRELL' water Si R EST B AI& BRIDGE. GEORGIA % \f E c ffi-r to the public a large :<nd «*U-'cl* cteu \ Y stock of P’ail and Winter Goods Sucl* as BACON FLoUE SUGAR. COFI-E S'LT. ’ TO I * EC® MML "W - Ml 6 tßm CLOTHING BOOTS SHQE' : : and all ki: ds of DOMESTIC GOODS, STOVES. TIN WA ;iD* ETC- Havitig made onr |-urch;ises in the Northern marko s. oo the most favfable terms, we are able to compete With anv house in Southwest Georgia or Florida. We keep on land a large b*t <f Bur in,'ami n«sA iff the heavies, qn-ibtv We are gi.vwiedto hr it Cotttrn and all C uintrv Pro nee, living t ? e highest maiket prices Iba kiui tor ga>t fiavo: s, we ask our friends and oiiß'**inets to nl I t-l examine our Stock lnitf»,r« »'••• -’ha-’B-' el e ale,e ft iEEELU-T w hep2l ts Yesterday, Tj day ami Far aver. YESTERDAY. Gone, g tf** nt*vi‘r to return—liiat which Wa< otn-c iw Whrft n i Hinder! If (lasAi'd tionugfi etchifty ou'otii* •idle «*^o ete.uny «>»r oiiu r, liko a timlivti through np.tvt y it p tshr and h K>t!<TtM Alt 1 m lhoiiiKhta, v»rrt|.«* and afCiioits of muiiltdid, vv hot her nwrtlj in .» vnloitM*, and when j u.y e,od and, i»*hc« <1 the leeold ; wph« thy a ptie 11 tj|A*vk?» U m dayn, wtiictra«>7? AceOUut. T -DAY. It is here, tit? oily ton lion of time to wlnfeli we Citn lav elainij but it »a fiwifily passing, and will soon be numbered among ihe list of yesttrdAyd the name ind'scrim* inately applied to a!’ to days that hqfce fu fidod th'* rms-ion npoti whibH tie y were sent. To day i.- the tune in which we reailylivi) for new events are acluaUy ♦ rtiikt-iring; rHe* past is gdlie; lind faithful revs el Up iiiory is all upon which we pAii t*elv ; Wliiie ill •future ladiikand uncertain. Ei j>y tin* present and turn it to the best advantage; never let chances of hapjimss slip away ini mi pro veil, tor they are <»s gol - d* n stramis woven in a well of life, which diffuse light and beauty through tin* whole fabi ic, and, win n age lias enfeebled ns, we will hav a brjgh: past to look upon which will fi ci its brilliancy upon oh declining years, thus lighting our path to ihe tomb. CORDIAL OF me JQE T BEVER. Tlmre is coniaiiifd in this word seme tiling wlbch inspires us with profound aw-- something solemn, grand; inconceivable! How can we imagine a series of years merging into eternity and nevti* ending? Ii is impossible; An inipeuetr tide mental daikness winch envelopes the future* years of patient toil has failed lo dispel. Great minds have aoiiuded ihe depths which at one tone were and eined uofaihotn able. Reason aid r< fl ■ciiiin liave traced and brought to light many hidden laws of nature, bill befeie this subject the m- s' profontid minds are powerbu* - All is d.it k ness and uiic rtainty !m* II -pe persist eiilly poinis through the gloom id a point in the d : fs\!>»ce wldcli seems brighter than lie- rest, but which we are unable to see diroitgli any other than the ey. of Faith. At fii 'twe see it lut dnnlv, hu<, afu i gsiZ ng wwllib jj f ink* s Upon iis.elf a more definite (oi ru. It is a gale—a g-Id n gate w I- cli opens at liiri-'rt t > receive poor way-. worn j» Igrinis, eitiitling t gloriously bright iigh', u hde tin* sound of heavenly music comes float mg and wn (lie highway of life cheering the traved.os tneroon; Aw the eye of Faith glows stronger, we peicoive an inscription, wrought in golden charac“ ttrs. wioch is *ll V n let this be our beacon and our watchword. Education of Boys R<‘tr)'mbei \i tlr ri'Kpt't bituii'y of your cliiUiirit- not only to (div»* tlu-ni a {rood hdiiiol and pity'ion cducaiio’ij but to teach litem li-• iadliairi Hi', which is tibne it p-.t tml lit,in any (look knowlfd {£.; M oiy w. II edilc ttfd people com nit Crine* •; hil lew indusiriotis oi ea and . They have no t lie* to get it.to .sciapt s, and Are ran ly found 111 oil j.tils Oi oil out' jrailoww. Oar ijvitre ie, to. all vljo hate the {Treat " 'pi,iit>ihi! iy of the eh.trjfe of bovs: {five lit- tu » iaH'e, n* a*«el of earpei! p/m, or - \ (*i. hhiCk mu! i*- 'o-tia. O e ilifit iniii'ts a.nun jowanl tli- a-ltd arfil itsieful deb of Y- ti m dl ad n see the result ih in ciens-it .icMVity of ih-ir tluuki.iif cdpitbil ni--s i an t ;h*‘ din cti*»n <-f t ; a*ir ideas t waul jii ic■ c.il •■i-'tiJts j an.l sitb (nd**e i,i vions'-'., iii ill avi-mbtoce of i-lte intseiiiei Hifii h-*o <*n.s« ( o '>rnil ad lW«rr--iie«j TO ah' hii'ti e wick* (~! ss aed rn «al and d»lt«mj. ty , C'- in', To 1.-o-iTfe.it ant ejo tr, tile pas inn - ol th. wircii ih to smtceed us. I’he fill tire of the (vot’d is a'l'eady sow , ind t.s Hprriynrittjj tiy-O' otfi' chddrwiij is it not worth while t<» besl«»w a thought On tln ctll'ivation »( a growth ho important to s -cieijf, and a » easiiy tiiflu <*l-C- and (or g<i and •*!' lot ev* f (hi DT F H KbE HV\ - U*J> ®;!‘4iT'«P lie* cut or won id vv >b fitiepnlv** id*-d earih and ren- w lie* ear h in ih * c u s **f a few h'tirH. i’ms n tnedy is 8 1 ni(di and within ;he t-acii of .vt .v win . hai th a com pi- re-dt od'W Z r. and nets like a OSwiiltt <Ol fit .-h W'Uod So is who i* pi lie liirpoigiiue. . wone-s iiudet ci<»s*- x>*tf'ha'-ion, who It . I be* tt li-t Miii and l»y a lawyer f-»r <t*yeral h '< ■ t "■ lost iti-k u for a di o,k of water. ‘T - M ’* s id ih- jtrdife, ‘ 1 rhr k you and l)el l- i let lhai v. i w<- Sgo UoW , as V'oU h.,Ve putopted biuidry. 3a>«a , jw / fi [J .. r . | . wsjiW , Mol ‘o:*I^:%IT #; MlS kmM S ■ ■ , iti»{W» uoc 40 00 4 . *■*. viwfwoOi aooos&uo. ao cio catMßnt .., ;aaL3Maa4a> oo tl-quarts .24 fH» <jl Qti]. 3$ 0ft r 4* < 0 TANARUS»» "0 : fcqti u-.-s * .fll flooo -t «?«r? - eni to oo 9 scares $£ oOi 4» Ogj 6»MW 72 00 too 00 10 squares 40 CWn 6.» tj®] OinjO 8o 001 110 00 4 Cuutmu h 44 00' «2 00 i74 0040 00 120 <* NO 30, AA’urlouS Persecution. y 2>eatb. *■ >‘.*l * - H «4 t i 'i® I 4 ' i the following sto.y is M bjrth® KnOX* viHeUhi*omc*y, mid whether it i« sfrickljr trne H »D its details is a retention o» which a difft rence of opinion is 11114% ’to prevail. It few**- *o.«t*» be at *ny rate: ' u \» Hqitvinm*! i short time ago, the dt»fcth of \Alitlmm P. Woohey was 4mibUftlt*d, and a Ass was Bled fn* hi* to Which hit iip > tin Ii *i A P. Moohey, eaih *>f whom had many ac quaintanbest Now the friend* of th# living William, got an idea he wte dead; and to upon the day appointed for the funeral they ii paired to the house named in the kdvet> lisemeht for the purpose of shedding a re* giHful tear or two oVor the remains of their departed Fl ic hd. T‘>e existing Mooney also took a notioit to call uround;panly to see his dead name«> sake, and pat ly that he might ascertain how it felt to attend a funeral at which A William P; Mooney officiated in the capacity of a Corpse. He arrived when the service* were nearly ended, and stood out in the vestibule waiting for ihetti td conclude. When all was over; 6titne of his own mis« guided friends started for the street. They Wore tunnz and Slid alarmed to perceive in the doorway the figure of the mati whom they supposed to be dead! One of the party thobgli it mtist be ihe apparition •>f Mooney; so ho poked it with his umbrella to ascertain if it was real. This hurt Mr, Mooney, and made him so dad that he struck the prober of ghosts with hi* cane. Then another ot the party said to him: “Why, Mooney, what are you doing out hetv? A man ought to conduct himself better at hi* own funeral?* *Whoße funeral?* said Moouey. “It 4 * nope of mine.'* ‘‘See here, Mooney,* they all said, “why don’t yoti behave? You oughtu’t to carry on so, aftor all the good things the minis* ter said about you. It isn’t right." “Who are you talking abontP exclaimed Wdliutb P., indignantly. *‘l am as tiVleiy hw *ou are;** "Mooney, this ia wrong,** urged the*crbwd{ “this is all wrong. You know you an* dead; you know that yonr family is roOs-. ting around up stairs there, crying and go* injg mi like mad. You ought to have more re-spoet for their feelings than to be stan ding there fighting. Now just go baok into your coffin and let the procession go quietly to the cemetery without any more fuss *‘ “Du in the procession I* ejaculated Moon* ey. ‘I am no mere dead than you are.* “Now it’s of non*! arguing the pdtnt, William,, said his friends. “The unties has been published in the papers; the urn* dertaker has fixed you up cothfortabl* id >ce • crape hits been tied at your door kuol* he board of trade has passed resolutions of rssp. ct to your memory, they hav* bought a nice monument to hold you down; and eV< rytliirig; so you must be dead. Yott can't go back on the board of trade, Mr. Mooney—now, can you!;’ “I *N. a mistake,“ said sloonev,“it's all • m siake. Lei me explain to you/ “Ob, here i* no need of explanation/ nm and nis friends; ‘ihe corpse is not in order, Tim* simple fact is that you are a d*ad n.3t| MI re is the weeping family; there 4 * th* hearse Die undertaker, the minister and ihe inoono'cs, and in the parlor stands the c ffi >. N<>w you luve to go in and be pack- and up in that c< ffiu whether yon tfifi or n«<*i Some men never know what ,i* best iwr »li» in, anyhow. We came hereto havo a fuoeral; and a fuueral we are going to ‘hav»\ uti matter it yon. don’i li* l * There is no Use of saying yon won’t, foi you have g<»t to; so come along, t Never ' hire another person to do tho w«>rk/wbieb you can well do yourself on** le?B you dre suitable employed iu soQle other occupation. Pi'rtoM ejtremely reserved are like * M chain.lied watches which had painted oTt that hindered your seeing what time it whh. —Horace Walpole. £ Persian philosopher being asked by ,wii*i diet bod he had acquired *o much knowledge, answered; “By oot being pre vented by sbauie fmm asking question* when I was ignorant.** * H »n. C. L* VaiUiidighain’* estate aettlea up milch mote favorably tbs** it #aa gen* orally supposed among his feieods it would. I has been found to be worth over w. toe, Whitt lot. K) tit O Uitth