The Bainbridge democrat. (Bainbridge, Ga.) 18??-????, January 19, 1882, Image 1

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Weekly Democrat. Kl'SSELl., Editor and Prop’r IRSDAY, JANUARY 19, 1882. ITBRMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, knara I? 0^ kothe * 29 1oaths .10 [Copy ably in advance. TERTISING RATES AND RULES, trtisements in-cried at 82 per square , insertion, and SI for each subse- kne. kare is eight solid lines of tb;3 type. I terms made with contract advertl- motices of eight lines arc 515 per •r $50 per annum. Local notices kaa thtoe months are subject to kt rates. _ ; advertisers who desire tReir ad- teats skaoged, must give us two totice, Iging advertisements, unless othcr- Ipulated in contract, will be changed lata per square. lage and obituary notices, tributes of and other kindred notices, charged • advertisements. tfeementB tnkc the run of the ks we do not contract to keep them particular place. tneements for candidates arc $10, if lone insertion Ire due upon the appearance of the ement, and the money will be col- needed by the proprietoi. 11 adhere strictly to the at ovcrules, • depart from them under nocircum- BY BEN. E BUSSELL. BAINBRIDGE, GA, THURSDAY', JANUARY 19, 1882. j VOL. 11.—NO. 15. What She Wanted. ’Twas Christina eve, an old maid crept sadly and lonely off to bed; Bui. ere sha closed her eyes and lept, A curious fancy entored her head. Tt!SS& PROFESSIONAL. MEDICAL CARD. E. i. Morgan emoved his office to the drug store, ■ occupied l.y Dr, Harrell. Rcsi- Aud she smil< ), then blushed, and said “pooh pooh 1" Then took bar stocking with proper care, And, os half ashamed, yet hoping ton, Hung it op by the chimney there. “This is Cj Vinas-eve," she said; “Others got prcn<(.>, mayhap I can; Who knows but Sant-- Claus may bo led to put in my stockiup—sho blushed—“a man City he- ~ick. n —[OU “Baity Mine.” I’ve a uw-suit for your sire, “lia'y mine, baby mine He’;; n low down, sneaking liar, “E by mine, baby mine.” For 1 e got the bulge on me, A d went “sailing o’er the sea,” Bu' I’ll sue him ’/ore the ’squire, ‘ Baby mine, baby mino Yf i, I’ll suu him ’fore the ’sq uire, baby mine. West street, south of Sliotwell, alls at night will roach him. CHARLES C. SUSH, orney at Law COLQUITT, GA. Ipt attention given to all business >n- ! to me, DENTISTRY. Curry, 3 D . S | be found daily at his office on South [street, up stairs, in i-1. J> J ns on’s ug, where he is ready to atten/ to the | of the public at reasonable rates. lec-5-78 [&>/.-. tMcGlLL i i O’NEAL s at Law. Am Usual. The commercial traveler of a Philadel- p] a house while in Tennessee approached a stranger as the train was about to start f id said;- Are you going oa this train?” “lam.” „ Have you any baggage?” “No” “Well, my friend, you can do me a favor, and it won’t cost you anything. You see, I’ve got two rousing big trunks, and they always make me pay extra for one of them You can got one checked on your ticket, aud we’ll eucher them. Sae?” “Yes, I see; but I haven’t any ticket.” "Hut I thought you said you were going on this train?” — “So I am. I’m the conductor.” “Oh!” Ho paid extra as ukual. orney BAINBRIDGE, GA. ' office will bo found over the post o D0SAL80K, BYION B. BoWKE. BOWER & DONALSON, |nays and CounselLrs at Law. i in the court house. Will practice ktur and adjoining counties, lere by special contract. and a-20 7 over louse. Has line dental engine, aud Lvc everything to make his office Terms cash Office hours 9 14 p. in. jaa.lotf Solid Sense. Cincinnati limes Star, lnd, General Joe Johnston is not retiring with much grace from the controversy, which was really a one-sided controversy as far as Jefferson L>avis was concerned, regarding the Confederate funds. If Gen eral Jonhstou never said that Davis ap propriated the coin it has taken him a long time to deny it, end in tho denial he makes e statement which borders on the rediculous. “What I did say,” he writes, “was that the President, should have ac counted for that money,” The fact is, which General Jolmston knows as well as anybody, that tho President of tho Con federacy at that time had about all he could do to account for himself. With a force of Union cavalry hot at his heels it was TOR M. L. RATTLE, Dentisf. Hinds Store, West side hardly fair to ask him to deliberately pause ia his flight and make out a report of tho state of the 'Treasury. T’horo was no time lor formalities, either then or for some pe- tiod thereafter. Besides, to whom \as he to account ? The collapse of the Confed eracy was complete. There was no gov ernment, no Cabinet, no Treasury; and the general understanding was that every thing was lost in the wreck. Jefferson Davis went one way, the Cabinet another, and the Treasary was scattered to the four winds. DR. L. H. PEACOCK, tfully tenders h s professional serv- Ithe people of Baiubridge aud vicini- over store of J. D. Harrell <fe Bro on West end of Broughton [here ho can bo found at night. (j, 1881—Cm. H. F. SHARON, rney at Lav/. Office iu Court House, practice in ail tiie courts of {he 1 Circuit and Supreme Court of . In the Circuit and Supreme lof Florida, aud elsewhere by special bridge, Ga^ April 23,1881—ly. . FOE.B23S, [r in, Furniture, Looking Glasses, Taper, Window Shades, Picture Child’s Carriages, Baskets, etc., ASVILLE. - - GECRGiA. Two Ei^tors anti n Poet. There were several men clustering around a stovo in a Galveston saloon, aud the subject of newspapers came upibr discussion. One man said that the editors were more jealous of each other than any other class, that they never had a good word for each other, Ac. A long haired youth, with a solemn look, spoke up, and heaving a sigh, said ha had some experience with editors, and found them the reverse of jealous of each other; that a Texas editor was always willing to j denv himself comforts for for the benefit The Han IVuh a 1’isU Story. hclroil Free Press. He answered to the name of Elijah Gould, and he had a black eye and a torn shirt. ‘•Run over by an ice wagon, I pre sume," remarked his Honor. I “No, sir j I was run ortr by threo or four men." “How was that ?" “Well, I went fishing day before yes terday." “And did they bite ?” “They did, sir. I caught a pickerrl which measured over four feet long and weighed thirty-6even pounds." His honor fell back with a look of despair on his face, while a number of tho spectators laughed outright. “There ! That’s it—that’s it!" ex claimed the prisoner, “that’s just what brought tne here. I was in a grocery last night telling them how mush that fish weighed aud everybody laughed and giggled and gave me a racket. I was telling the solemn truth, and when they doubted my word I pitched two .of them over the stove.’, “Do you pretend to say that you aught a fish over four feet long 1” asked the court. “Pretend ? Why, I am ready to make oath to it!’’ •‘And it weighed thirty-seven pounds ?” “It did. I weighed it on four dif ferent scales, and it kicked the beam at exactly thirty-seven." “You can go," quietly observed the court. “How’s that ? I thought I was ar rested?" “So you were, and perhaps I ought to fino you, but a man who will stand up and toll such a fish stcry as that cannot be exactly in his right mind. Pass out.” The prisoner passed out, but at the door he halted loDg enough to growl: “I novorjsaw such pooplo in my life • A man who catches a fish ten feet long iu this town will have to fly for his life.” ep a first-class stock of Furniture, Oil-clotfis, Bugs Hats, Mattresses, Brackets, kc &c. le goods I will sell to anybody living Jeventy five miles of Thomasville for j stfinzas about •Rerutifu! piey than they can supply themselves other market. J- FORBES. |9, 1881.—ly. T in v'TV'na’Y’ x* a. jJ m Photographer, pi BUS, GEORGIA. llijhcst Premium at State FAIR. i of Lain bridge and surrounding 1 offer myself as a candidate to photographs from now on. aud H will do uiy best to make you all Ddsome. I’ve done said it, and I’ll 1 it, ii the stars tumble. So don’t ke when you. visit Columbus. My t ls ngrf to Ilankin House. I am I aud it hasn’t been published yet. W to do all kinds of and ENLARGING L connected with* uiy Establish- ■nrst-class Miniature and Portrait So my pictures are not sent off |tshud, I make all new styles— • •■ii:-. boudoirs, Proruonades, Cab- i j U * c P‘ ctnr c s - of manv designs. I ' tflu E co me. I am the sarno Kid- : La.v, SjvVE.” of a brother editor. “AVken did that happen ?” “It happened iu a Western Texas town where 1 lived,” sighed the youug man. “I bud dashed off a little poem of fifteen priug.’ There were two rival papers iu the place—the Bugle and the Trombone. I had board that the editors were deadly enemies, and sighed to shed each other's gore, and I was afraid that if I let the Trombone pub lish my first there would be a deadly en counter. I finally resolved to have it ap pear s : multaueously in both papers. When I called on tho editor of the Trorn- j bone he said the editor of the Bugle had a | large family, aud that he would prefer it j appeared iu the Bugle, as personally ho loved the editor of the Bugle. I went then to the Bugle man, and he said the editor of the Trombone was his warmest personal frieud, aud he would bo glad if I would let him have the poem, as it would be putting bread in his mouth and clothes on his back. So, owing to the love those two editors had for each other, I couldn’t get my poem into either of theiff papers, I never saw men so anxious to help each other out of distress.” There was a pause, and an old man with a frost-bitten nose, drawled out: “You never tried them editors with a cash advertisement, did you?” The poet answered in the negative, whert-at the audience significantly nodded their heads aud winked. Some IltntM to AotUera. Boston Transcript. When’ your daughter performs a task ia an ill-fashioned manucr, always say : “There ! I might as well have done it myself in the first place," and thou take tho work out of her hands and do it yourself. This will encour age her not to try to do the thing the next time she is set about it. Never permit your son to have any amusement at home. This will induce him to seek it in places where you will not be annoyed by his noise. Thero is no place like home. Im- presss this truth upon your children by making home as disagreeable and un like any other place as possible. Never neglect the lock in tho pantry. Some boys have probably turned out first-class housebreakers, all ou ac count of this judicious treatment in early childhood. Be gentle and courteous before com* pauy, but if you have a temper, let jour children have a taste of it as often as convenient. A mother should never practice deception upon her brood. Talk slightly of your husband to your boys aud girls. This will make them respect tbeir father. Tell your child he shall not do a thing, and then let him tease you into giving your consent. This will teach him what to do on a subsequent occa sion. Make promises to your children and then neglect to keep them. This will lead your children not to place too much reliance upon your word, and shield them front many disappoint ments. Tell your children thay are the worst you ever saw aud they will no doubt endeavor to merit ycur appreciation. Some Pcrliacnt “Eir»£ tV«rds.” The last words of distinguished men have been going tho rounds of the presB, bat we have seen nothing in regard to their first words. We have, however, prepared a list which can be relied upon for accuracy: Bonaparte—“Of Conicau." Shakeapearo—“Give dm the milk of human kindness.'' Nelson—“Recked in the cradle of the deep." Newton—“I preserve my centro of gravity.” Jlilton—"Paradise Lost.” Pope—“Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." Wordsworth—“Come forth into the light of tilings ; lot nature be your teacher.” Wellington—“I’m a broth of a boy; would you tread on my coat ?” Lamb—“It is good to lovo the Un known." Coleridge —“Aneestrial voices proph esying war.” \ Johnson—“A very unclubbable man." Washington—“Put none but Ameri cans on guard to-night." Webster—“I shall defend.my consti tution.” Lord Timothy Dexter—“You can’t play any points on me.” The list might be extended, but enough has been printed to show that the first words of eminent men have been move pertineut than their last. WIT A.\D WISDOM True Heroism. Johnstovm (Pa.) Tribune Miss Teresa Ilarshborger, of Frank-1 linborough, is a young lady who recent ly performed an aot of self-sacrificing devotion for the benefit of the family of Mr. John Hoy, of East Conemaugh, whose little ones were all taken down with smali-pox several weeks ago. It was apparently impossible to secure a nurse, and Mrs. Hoy was worn out with watching'and caring for her chil dren both day and night, when, one evening, in the midst of her despair for help, in walked Miss Teresa. She laid aside her hat and wraps in a business like manner, which showed she had come to stay, aud uo amount of expos tulation could iuduoe her to leave. Her share of the self imposed burden was faithfully performed, and when the baby died she washed the body, placed upon it the grave clothes, and consign ed it to the undertaker for intermeut. She remained until the remaining chil dren fully recovered, to wash the infect ed clothes, clean aud dUiufeot the house and then quietly returned home. This lady never had smalJ-pox, and her Courage in oatering the Hoy family as an independent nurse L» to be so much the more commended. She had been ou very intimate terms with Mrs. Hoy, and hence her reasoa for taking the chances. Gen. Seed man, of Toledo, O. was ufal by an interviewer- “Do you thick Arthur ia working to be his own successor in the Presidential chair?” “I most certainly do, and I hope he will be the man put up by the Republicans." “Why?” “Because he is the ODly man whom the Demociats cau beat.” “How do you make that appear?” *T reason this way, and I earnestly be lief I am right. In this country there are several hundred thousand good Republi cans who loved Garfield, and they believe in their hearts that Garfied was murdered to place Arthur where he now is. and none of these will vote for a man who holds that office by reason of such an awful ca- It is easier to ruu in debt than to crawl out again. Always judge a man by hia depth—in stead of his length. No man can afford to pat oa aira anises he caa raise the wind. The wheel of tortsae twas tiom haoMee the felloes are tired. It the wages of eia ia death, how slow some men are collecting their just dues. Few men are aware they possess a con science until caught committing a crime. A man never swears vengence on his neighbor’s dog only when his own cauine cannot lick him. Under the head of “Musical,” a Cleve land papergivesan accouut of a horse trot. Presume it was an attempt to beat time. The missile-toe bow—The one the fel low makes when ke is urged to depart by an irate father. Tue crying baby at the public meeting is like a good suggestion ; it ought to he carried out. It is never too late to mend. Which is why the cobble never has your boots doue at the time promised. The small boy who reached up tho chim- Bey for another Christmas present said he found something there that sooted hiui. A western editor, in response to a sub scriber who grumbles that his morning pa per was intolerably damp, says “that is be cause there is so much due on iL” An Irish gentleman hearing of a frieud having a stone coffia made for himself, ex claimed : “Be me sowl, au’ tbats a good ideal Share, ’u a stone coffia ’ud last a man his lifetime.” “The Unseen Hand” is the title of a new book. Probably the other man didn’t have anything better that a pair of trays, and didn’t dare to cali. Doctors say that tho gout may be in herited. It is a great affiictiou, however, in cases where a fortune is not inherited to go with it. When New York policemen want to make an arrest, they,Btaudon a corner aud yell “Free lunch.” If tho criminal doesn’t come in ou the run, they think he’s dead. A woman will calmly permit a cat to sleep in her husband's sealskin cap, but she will get ruffled if the cat attempts to a hammock of her swell bonuet. “Will My Darling Come Again?" Is the title of a poem seut in by Marion Howard. Wedon’tAuow, Marriott, but you might send him word the dog is tied, up, aud sue. The Marquis of Buto started a daily pa per in Wales, and sinking about £400.0u0 ia the concern, shut up the shop. As a marquis he is all right, but in journalism the Bute is on the other leg. “What regiment is that?” inquired a stranger, seeing a long liue of military men filing into the State House. “That is not a regiment," was the reply; “that is only the Governor’s staff.” It is generally supposed that all Christ mas presents are accepted, but this is not the case. A gentleman offered his heart and hand to a young lady Christmas day, bust she rejected both. She did not like his presence. Proof Positive: A small boy testified in an Austin justice's court that the affray toox place on Sunday. “How do you know it was Suad»j T” “Because that day I bad to go to the back doer of the saloon to get beer instead of tbe front door." A writer on the etiquette of gestures says a smile and an inclinJilons of the SAVANNAH. FLORIDA & WEST’N R. R rf^HE****’**’. SUPERINTENDENT'S OFFICE 1 Savanxah, NOV. 6th, 1S81, ( QN AND AFTER SUNDAl, DEC. 4th, _ 1881, Passenger Trains ou this Road will raa as follows: FAST MAIL, Leave Savaanah daily at..... .llilOp. m Leave Jeeopdaily «t............1.16 p. n> Leave Waycroas daily ..8;47 p. m Arrive at Callahan d ily at .4/45 p. m Arrive at Jacksonville daily at..6:30p. ki Leave Jacksonville daily at 9:00 a. m, Leave Caliahau daily at 9:45 a. m. Arrive at Waycross daily at 11:58 a m Arrive hi Jessup daily at l ; ^'o p m. Arrive at Savannah daily at 3:40 p iu Drawing room coaches between Savaunah and Jacksonville on this train. Passengers leaving Macon at 7/80 a. m. (daily)connect at Jesup with (his train fori Florida, also cor.Dect at Jesup with this train tor Savannah, Charleston, and the North. Passengers from Savannah for Macon take this train, arriving at Macon 7:80 p. nj., connecting with Central Railroad for Atlan ta and the West.* Passengers frem Savannah for Brunswick take this train, arriving at Brunswick 3:60 p. m. Passengers leave Brunswick 10;30a. m., arrive at Savannah 8:40 p. m. Passengers from Florida by this (rain con nect at Jesup with train arriving in Macon at 7;50p. m. daily JACKSONVILLE EXPRESS. Leave Savannah daily at 11:00 p m Leave Jessup daily at 2:45 p m Leave Kay cross daily at 4;45 a m Arrive at Callahan daily at. 7: r K) a in Arrive at Jacksonville at R.00 am Arrive at Live Oak daily (except Sunday) at 11 ;30 am I pleases you, send for The Sun. THE NEW YORK SUN FOR 1882. The Sun for 1882 will make its fifteenth annnual revolution under tho present dnin-’ ageraent, shining, as always, for all, big and little, mean aud gracious, contented an(F unhappy, Republican and Democtwiic^.dSjt. pr&ved and virtuous, intelligent and obtuse. The Son's light is for mankind and woman kind of every sort ; but its genial warmth is for the good while it pours hot discomfort on the blistering backs of the persistently wicked. The Sun of 1868 was a newspaper of a new kind. It discarded many of the forms, and a multitude of the superfluous words and phrases of ancitat journalism. It under took !o report in a fresh, succinct, uncon ventional way all the news of the worid, omitting no event of human interest, and commeniiug upon ailairs with the fearless ness of absolute independence. The suc cess of tliie experiment was the success of the Nun. It effected i permanent change in the style of American newspapers. Every imoortant journal established in this country in the dozen years past has been modelled after the 8un. Every important journal already existing has has been modified and bettered by the force of the Sun’s example. The Sun of 1882 will be the same outspken truth-telling, and interesting newapaper. By a liberal use of the means which an •bundent prosperity affords we shall make it better than ever before. We shall .print, all the news, putting into readable shape, and measuring its import ance, LOtby the traditional yardstick, but by iu real interest to tiie people. Distance from Bruiting House Square is not the first consideration with the Sun. Whenever anything happens worth reporting we got the particulars, whether it happens in Brooklyn or in Bokhara. In politics we have decided opinions : and are accustomed to express them in language that can be understood. We say what wo think about men and events- The habit ia the only secret of tne Sun’s political course. The Weekly Sun gathers into eight pages the best matter of the seven daily issues. An agricultural Department of unequalled merit, lull maaket reports, and a liberal proportion of liter, ry, scientific, and do« niestic intelligence complete The Weekly Sun, and make it the best newspaper for the farmer’s household that was ever printed. Who docs not know and read and like The Sunday Sun, each number of which is a Uolcouda of interesting literature, with the best poetry of the day, prose every line worth readindg, news, huuior—matter enough to fill a good-sized book and in finitely more varied and entertaining thaa any book, big or little? If our idea of what a newspaper should bo heard will often eonvey more meaning than volumes, Dan McGray says that in Austin it means the conveyance of ten cents out of bis pocket every time. Two Chicago highwaymen “held up” a visiting ^burglar from Detroit the other night, and robbed him of a watch, pistol and §125 in money, Tbe victim declared that he was himself not without sin, and appealed to his captors to do nothing dis honorable, but in vain. Chicago enter prise must be vindicated. An Austin clergyman,* whose name wo suppress on account of Lis sacred calling. Leave Live Oak daily at 2.80 p. m Leave Jacksonville daily at 6:00 p m Leave Callahan daily at 7 : io p m Leave at Waycross daily at 9;58 p m Arrive at Jesup daily at 11:40 p m Arrive at Savannah daily at 2:37 a in Palace Sleeping Cars on this train dxily between Savanuan aud Jacksonville, Wash ington aud Jacksonville, Cincinnati and Jacksonville, and Louisville aud Jackson ville. Passengers leaving Macon 7:60 p m con nect at Jesup with this train lor Florida daily. Passengers from Florida by this train con nect at Jesup with train arriving at Macon 7am daily. Passengers for Darien take this train. Passengers from Savannah for Brunswick take this train arrive at Bruuswiok 0:30 a.m. Passengers leaving Brunswick 9:00 p m arrive in Savaunah at 2:35 a m. Passengers from Savaunah for Gainesvill, Cedar Keys and Florida Trauslt Road take this train. Passengers from Savannah for Monticello, Madison, Tallahassee aud Quincy take this train Passengers from Quincy, Tallahassee, Monticello and Madison take this truiu, meeting sleeping cars at Waycross at 9:38 p m. ALBANY EXPRESS. Leavo at Savannah at 4:35 p. m. Leave Jesup daily at 7:30 a. m. Leave Waycross daily at 10:10 p m Leave Dupont at 1/15 a. ni. Arrive at Thomasville daily at... .0:45 a. m Arrive at Bainbridge daily at....9:30 a. m Arrive at Albany daily at J1 : 00 a. in Leave Albany daily at 4/4U p. nff Leave Bainbridge daily at 4 ; 30 p. m'. Leave Thomasville daily at 8:30 p. m. Arrive at Dupont at 1 : 16 a. m. Arrive at Waycross daily 4:00 a m Arrive Jesup at 6:15 a.m. Arrive at Savannah daily at 9:05 a. re connect at Albany daily with passenger (rains both ways on Southwestern Railroad, to aud from Macon, Eufaula, Montgomery, Mobile, New Orleans, etc. Mail steamer leaves Bainbridge for Apa lachicola every Tuesday aud Saturday even ing; for Columbus every Tuesday aud Sat urday afternoon. Close connection at Jacksonville daily (Sundays excepted) for St. Augustine, Pa latka Enterprise, Green Cove Springs Sud all landings on St. John’s river. Trains on B. & A. R. R. leaves junctions going west, at 12:20 p.* m., aud for Bruns wick at 3:43 daily, Sunday exoepted. Through tickets told and sleeping ear berths and drawing room oar accommoda tions secured at BREN’S Ticket Office, No. 22 Bull street, and at tbe company’s depot, foot of Liberty street j. S'. Tyson. Jas. L. Tatxoe, Master Trans Gen. P»3S, Agent R. Q. Flkhikq, Supt. lauiity. I honestly believe this to be true, j was absorbed in thought a few Saturdays Tho Galveston News thinks that while Texas has no public debt worth speaking of, and can offer no inducements to the embryo Mahone in that field of repudiation she has a largo land indebtedness which she cannot pay, and it may he practicable to organize a readjusting movemeut to overhaul the frauds by which the state has beeu despoiled ol her magnificent domain. It is simply impossible to honor the laud certificates in excess of the acres on hand, for the state's boundaries are fixed and her surface cannot expand. The News be lieves that the ODly remedy for this con dition of affairs is to investigate the curious processes of the pirates, and put men at the head of affairs who have the capacity and the honesty to take care of the peo pled property. and am not atraid to say so. Understand me, I do not say that the stalwarts had anything toj do with Garfield’s murder, but I do say that down deep in the hearts of thousands of Republicans that thought and feeling exists. Will such men vote for Arthur? Never! I repeat it, sir, Arthur will be beateu if he is nominated, aud he is the only mau that the Demo, cratic party can beat.” They sat iu the parlor, and he squeezed her hand. “Oh 1 would that this hand were mine!” he sighed. “Why?” she simpered. “Because, if it were mine, I could knock bollocks down with it better’n with a sledge-hammer.” The last seen of that young man he was trying to climb on top of the honse by means of the water spout. Bank defaulters should be hunted by the ghost of a Bank-owe. ago just before divine sorvico began, when he was approached by the orgauist, who asked, referring to the opening hyinn: “What shall I play?” “What kind of a hand have you got ?” responded the ab sent-minded clergyman. J'he editor of a Texas exchange says he does not like turkey ; that it he can’t have possum to celebrate with, he don’t want any at all; but his neighbors still con tinue to look up their turkeys after dark. Some people don’t believe everything they j see iu newspapers. The editor can’t play ’ “possum” on them that way. An old gentleman of the name of Page, finding a young lady’s glove at a watering- place, presented ii to her with the follow ing: ••It from your gloTe you take the letter G, Y our glove is love, which I devote to thee.” Te which the -young lady returned the following answer: ••If from your page you take the letter P, Your page is age.and that won't do for me.” Our terms are as follows For the daily Sun, a tour-page sheet of twenty-eight columns, the price by mail, post- paid, is 55 cents a month, or $0.50 a year ; or,"including the Sunday paper, au eight-page sheet of fifty six columns, tho price is 65 cents per month, or $7.70 a year, postage paid. The Sunday edition of the Sun is also furnished separately at $1.20 a year, post age paid. The price of the Weekly Sun, eight pages, fifty..six columns, is 31 a year, postage paid. For clubs of ten sending §10 we will send an extra copy free. Address, I. IV. ENGLAND, Publisher of Tho Sun. New York City. KG'# LOST, MOW RESORED! Just published, a new edition of Dr. Cuiverweil’s Celebrated Essay on the radical cure of Spermatorrhoea or Seminal Weakness, Involuntary Seminal Losses, Itnportency, Mental and Physical Inca, pacity, Impediments to Marriage, etc. ; also Consumption, Epilepsy and Fits im> duced by self-indulgence or sexual extrav agance, &e. 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BRA»i>iKU>—Sir ; My daughter has been suffering for many yearn with that dreadful affliction known as Female Disease, which has cost me many dollars, and not withstanding I had tho beet medical attend, ancc, could not find relief. I have used many other kinds of modioine without «■\y effect. 1 had ju*t about given her w out of heart, but happened in the itw «f W, W. Eckler several weeks since, ke knows of my daughter’s affliction pursnatafl me to try a bottle of your Female Kegnlatar. Sha began to improve at once, I was so de lighted with its effect that i bought several more bottles. The price, SI.50 a bottle, soemod to be very high at first, but I now tliink- it the cheapest preparation on the globe aud knowing whnt I do about if, if to-day one of my family was suffering with * that awful disease I would have it if it cost $50 a bottle, for I can truthfully say it has cured my daughter sound and well, and myself and wife do most heartily recommend your Fe male Regulator to be just what it is recom mended to be. Respectfully, Ii. D. Deathrsyroif- For Sale by all Druggist. Bucku Has Long THE NEATEST ROSEWOOD Burial Cases ot all sizes and prices at tbe Carriage Repository. CHARLES L. BEACH. been used by the Hottentots in a variety of diseases From these rude practitioners the reunify was borrowed by the resident English aud Dutch physicians, by wlioso recommendation it was employed in Europe and has since come into general use. Com bined with Juniper and other desirable ingredients, as in the preparation of Kan- kiu’s Compound Fluid Extract of Buchu and Juniper, it proves a most reliable reme dy tor Noureteution or Incontinence of urine, Irritation, Inilamation or Ulceration iff the bladder ami kidneys, “tone in the bladder gravel or brick Just deposit, milky, disoii »rgo ami ail disease of bladder and kidneys, umi dropsical swe.ling in man. woman or child. Prepared only by Hunt, Rankin & Lamar, Atlanta, Ga., and sold by all drugsist To Travelers, Passengers arriving by the Savannah, Florida and Western Railway can taka the cars of the Liberty Street Railroad, road, which will take them to within a few 1 steffi- of the “HARNETT HOUSE.” _ I L