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Weekly Democrat. K. UC- ..* Li.'toi and Proper UK-HAY. FEBRUARY $,1832. TEFMSOF SUBSCRIPTION. Innum .$2 00 Jonths.. .1 00 Months * -75 |f Copy 10 raviably in advance. yVERTISING RATES AND RULES. Ivc.li ernes s inserted *t $2persqu.* in er.ion, and $1 for each subse* _ one. square is eight solid lines of this tyoe. ■J lei-ms made with conu-.ict adveni- U] noiic-s of eight lines ere $15 per 'kt, er $")0 per annum. Local notices i than three months are subject to keat rates. ktrast advertisers wh* desire their ed- lomeais changed, must give us two s notice, (anging advertisements, unless othcr- htipulated in cont ract, will be changed J cents per squire. Irriage and obituary notices, tributes of rt, and other kindred notices, charged Jier advertisements. Irertisements must take the run of the as we do not contract to keep them |y particular place. Inoiincoments for candidates are $10, if [or one insertion- Is are due upon the appearance of the kisement, and the money wilt be col- i as needed by the proprietoi. I shall adhere strictly to the aboverales, '.il ds i.i. t from them trader nocircura- W/NESS <& PROFESSIONAL. MEDICAL CARD. E. J. Morgan • a removed Iris office to the drug store, ii.i-ly occupied by Dr. Darrell. Resi de on West street, south of bhot well, re calls at night will reach him. CHARLES C. BUSH, [ttorney at Law COLQUITT, GA. Prompt alien!ion given to all bu-'ocoi cn- l.ted to me. DEN. IS7RY. C. Curry, D. D. S., u be found daily at his office on Sou' s .1 - i ?o*-. up stairs, iu j5. Johnson’.a ig. where he is ready to aitend to ilie ms of the public litre- onrble /ares. deo-5-78 McaitL, . H. o'NKAO f'cGILL & O’NEAL, ttorneys at Law. BAINBrilDGE. GA. »eir office will be found over the post of- BY BEN. E. RUSSELL. BAINBRIDGE, GA, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 1882. f VOL. 11.—NO, 18. Male of Texas. SOME NEW GEORGBAFHY. I, ». DOXALSON, Bvsn^ B. BOVfi. .. BOWER & D0NAL30N, ic; tioys and Counjollsrs at Law. ii.e"i jecou ihon e. Win practice l) .ur eai acjOniing counties, and »»••>«• e co-iu.oi. a-25 7 0 C T 0 R R1. L. BATTLE, Deatisi. 03-1 over Hinds b ->•;?, We t i.ide . nou'-e. Htis flue d j- .t engine, ana u.ive everything to m die his office el.--. Termscu.-ii. Office hours 9 «. .o 4 p. m. j.re.15 f DR. L. H. PEACOCK, pecifully tenders his professional serv- to Hie people of Bainbridge aud viciei- Oilice over store of J. D. Harrell & Bro .deuce on West eud of Broughton •t, where he Can be fouad at plgiu. A|t. il 6,1S81—o®. H. F. SHARON. ttorney at Law. m Office in Court House. Vblp.j;:iee in all the courts of the naay Circuit an* Supreme Court of og'i. In the Circuit and Supreme u .s of Florida, and elsewhere by special a. act. LVabridge, Ga„ April 23,1881—ly. ZAnl -v i-a. Fiirai'nre. Looking Glasses, T.’ r, Wij ow Shade*, Ficture -a"'. C id s C-ii r r r's, Brikets, etc., lOMA^VILLE. - - GEORGIA. eo • C t-eKss stock of Furn’rure, ■r . G o js, Rugs Mats, Aiuti-x-, O’ . C--r,. t«. &c &c. ->r-e gooi -1 w " ac'l -o a-nv'-oJv ’ri : -g i< isere.1 v-dve nriksofl :.ou>.e..o; u>(uev (a • i ibe7 t-u au v tii-ui- 'v,s Dai aav n -or ru„ . J. lOHELS. Die. 19, 1£81.—ly. S. MBBL1. rtist Photographer, LUMBUS, - - - GEORGIA. arded Highest Premium at State FAIR. tirens of Batubridge and surrounding utiy: 1 offer myself as a candidate to your photographs from now on. and ected will do my best to make you all handsome. I've done said it, and I’ll • to it, if the stars tumble. So don’t et me when you visit Columbus. My ’cry is next to Rankin House. I am aired to do all kinds of COPYING and ENLARGING have conuected with my Establish- t a first-c'ass Miniature and Portrait ter. So my pictures are not sent off e finished, I make all new styles — Imj*ermls, Boudoirs. Proraonades, Cab- and Scenic pictures, of many designs, come and see me. I am the same Rid- “Dats Laxo Stke." Mule of Texas, ere we part, Tell me why you will not start Or, really if you must balk, Pray excuse my wicked talk. Hear my vow, before I go, HI be even with you, though, By yonr long tail uuconfined, Wooed by every passing wind; By those heels, so wondrous swift, Which can men o’er tree-tops lift; By those ears that droop so low, I'il be even with you, though. By those ribs I long to baste, By your show of d. b. taste, By the meiancbolly bray Taa alarms folks miles away, By your stern resolve to whoa, I'll be even with you though. Mule of Texas, I am gone; Think of mo sweet, when alone, * For I fly to get a club, Then your blamed old back I'll drub, If I can't make you go, HI be even with you, though. Fellows who on gist to be Killed New York Graphic. The fellow who crosses his legs in a crowded car, and uses the Space in front of him as a cuspadore. The restaurant fiend who insists on eat ing with his knife. The fellow who asfis : “What do you think of the Guitcan trial?” The fellow who can’t sit next to a wo man wit hout insulting her. 'I be fellow who can’t pass a woman on tfie sireet without peering ioto her face. 'j he fellow who tells old st ones. The professional borrower who never pays—about the meauest of all fellows. 'i he fellow who takes another woman io , the theatre and leaves his wife nt home, j The fellow who sits behind you on the j first night and tells his neighbors all the plot of the play. The tellow who borrows your umbrella • just for a uiinuie” aad returns the bundle in a month. The fellow who goes out between every act to get a drink ead comes in later after •ach drink. 'Site tedow who sit3 on yonr hat’o chuich because you huve politely mude room for him. The fellow who has just heard “a good thing." The fellow who interlaids each word with an oath. The fellow who smokes bad cigars on the front platfo mor elsewhere. Thefellow who usesjiair oil. '1 he fellow who has bren abroad, “you know.” The girls who ought t o be taught better: Guio.ibotoagh hat girls. O.-'Cur Wild girls. Girls who talk aloud in theatres. Giggling girls. 1 oo awfully young girls, Girls who are ooly just coming out. Gills who are out too long. Girls of thirteen who imagine themseves eigbteen- Girl3 of forly-odd who imagine them selves twenty-two and dress accordingly. Blue girls. Yichery-Vassary gills. Girls who use slang. Girls who have cousius to take them home. Girls why cant dance. Girls w'uo can do nothing bnt dance. Girls who flirt wiih the wrong fellow. Girls who powder and paint. .-'cientlfic gi: Is who weir glasses. Girls who know grammar too well. Girls who know anv.hing too well. Girls who like any fellow’s autograph save one. Girls who sing and pluy.and make a fuss over it when a^’» ed. Girls who can neHter sing nor play, aLd are always too ready to be asked. Girls who don’t know their own minds. Girls who do know their own minds. Fast girls. Slow girls. Ju fact—!!! Womanly Modesty, Man loves the mysterious. A cloudless sky aud an unblown roseleares him aomov- ed:but, the violet which bides its blushiug beauty behind tbe bush, and the moon when emerging from behind a cloud are to him sourcea ol inspiration and pleasure. Modesty is to merit whut shade h to a figure in paiuting- it gives boldaess and prominence. Nothing adds more to female beauty than modesty. It sheds around the countenance a halo ef light which is borrowed from vir'ae. Bo.cnists have given ;be rosy hue which tinges the cop of the white roses the nnmo of the “maiden blush.” This pure and delicate hue is the only print Christian virtue should use. It is the richest ornament. A wo man without modesty is like a faded flower, diffusing an uuwholesome odor, which the prudent gardener will throw iroin him. Her destiny is melancholly, for it termi nates in shame and repentance. Beauty passes like a flawer of the albe, which bloom and die in a few hours; bat modes ty gives the female charms which supply the place of the transitoiy freshness of youth. 11 ow (hr Does a Dollar Go? j Tbe New York Public has supplemented j People Who Hare not Cat j Jt a recent admirable discussion of prices , WIT AND WISDOM. Their Eye Teeth. •‘Of what is the surface of the earth composed V* ‘ Of comer Jots, nighty poor roads, railroad tracks, bane ball grounds, cricket fields, and skating rinks," “Whnt portion of the globe is water V “About three-fourths. Sometimes they add a little gin and nutmeg to it.” “What is a town “A town is a considerable collection of houses and inhabitants, with four or five men who “run the party” and lend money at 15 per cent, interest.” “What is a city ?” “A city is an incorporated Iowd with a mayor who believes rhat the whole world shakes when he happens to fall flat on a crosswalk.” “What is commerce ?” “Borrowing $5 for a day or two and dodging the lender for a year or two.” “Name the different rsce*,” “Horse rsce. boat ra- e, bicicle race aud raciug around to find a man to in dorse yonr note.” “Into how m'.ny classes is mankind divided ?” •‘Six; being enlightened, civilized, half-civilizcd, savage, too utter, not woitli-u-ccnt and lndjan^gen'iS.,* “Wliat nations are ca’led enlight ened ?” “Tbo c e which have bad the most wars, the worist laws and produced the worst criminals.” “How many motions has the earth?” “Thai’s according to how you mix your drinks auu which way you go home.” “What is -he envtVs axis?” ‘•The lines passing between New York and Chicago.” “What causes day and night ?” “Day is caused by night gel'.iiig tiled oat. Night is earned by every body lak’ng the street ear aud going home to supper.” “What is a map 7” “A nnip is a drawing to show the ju y where Smith stood whan Jones g;:ve him a lift under the eye.” “What- is a mat iner’e compass ?” “A jug ho’di.ig four gallons.” He who, with good health, has a true i now and before tbe war by a comparative friend, may laugh adversary ro scorn and statement of the amount needed to buy j defy the world. an equal quantity of the staple commodities j l ire Waterloo Observer desires to know cow, in the past four years, aud in 18G0. j if it takes tea mills to make a cent, where This is a practical answer to the question n e the profits of a barrel of flour. 0OWTOBUII.D UP A TOWH. 1. Sell your building Jots at reas onable prices, 2. If you c£ afford to, donate a building lot for some large business en- terp ise, aud thereby enhance the value of town property. 3. Induce bu'iuess men, to locate in your own town. 4. Patronize tbe business men of your town. 5. Always sum tip yonr expense® when you visit places cuside of your own towu lo buy goods. S. Spe.k well of worthy public en* terpriaes. 7. IfaDy.hing should be undertaken that may be of benefit to the town, do not speak ill of it to others because you happen to be prejudiced against it. 8. Speak well to strangers of your town and people. 9. If you have surplus money, do not invest in far off speculation, but give yourself and your town the bene fit of it by establishing some profitable factory. 10. Encourage your local newspaper by subscribing for, and advertising in, and payrog for it. A Short Lssay, Journalist, have you a u article to prepare ? Make il short. Minister, have you a sermon to preach ? Make it short. Lawyer, have you an argu ment to present? Make it short. FunDj man, have you a joke to tell ? Make it short. Ladies, have you pie crust or dresses to make? Make’em sherr* Tailor, have you a coat to build ? Make it short. SJooaist, do you keep a slate ? Keep it short. Young man, have yon a marriage engagement ou hand 7 Make it short. Obituary writ ers and Presidents, make your messages short. It is not necessary lo advise bank cashiers as to their accounts, they in domestic economies, asked probably oitener than any other, whether a given salaty goes as far now as il did at some past date. The tables of tbe Public meet this question fairly, and a earef-1 study indicates that they exclude nearly every element of aberration but two—first, tbe wider radius of consumption about cities, due to improved transportation, and second the leveling up in cemfort. The last no tables of price can show, aaless they indi cate the shore of articles not necessaries wh ch average families of different grades sse, and the first affects the accuracy of the tables very slightly. Taking the Pablic tables as they stand, it appears that if a man earning 31,040 a year now, or exactly $20 a week, bad tried to live in 1861 exactly as he is living new—in fact he would have been satisfied with living much poorer—he could have done it en $18.10 a week, or $097 a yea r , and in 1878 he coaid have lived on $15.40 a week, if he coaid have got it in the dull est of the dull times. If a man is earning a dollar a day and works twenty-s : x days in the month, he can buy as much for bis family as he conld if he knocked off an afternoon every month in 1861, werk'ng at the same price fir put in twenty work ing days a month at the same price in 1878. As a matter of fact he would have found it hard to get work at any price in 1878; in 1861 he would have been glad fo work for $1.00 to $1.15, and he gets now from $1.50 to $2 CO. At current w?ge3 working just as hard, he can fill twice as many mouths as in 1861, The clerk is not so much better off; bat even the worth of biswotk baa risen more than the price of his bread. Bronson Ak-olt says “the blonde type is nearest to the divine likeness.” Very few newspapers ese the blonde type. “Is patriotism dying out?” asks the Cliicrgo Iter-Ocem. No. sir; not mneb. In plac?3 where w ’re are no saloous it is soid at tbe drug stores. Dr. Grifn j, A? i :7 A nderson's s ep-Vtuer. t; vs that bis o-.ep-duughter has made mon ey enou-u ro r^r'.e. tad that she !ongs for the swee.a of p:Ir..ie life. Who’s tne fcTew ? f i he snow is fu'Kng. See bow I'xilv the white flak'** drift th ough the s' •. Scow com°s oify iu winter. What eLe comes ia wiai-er ? Tom aud Jerry. There arc thr°e prominent} phrases of ayonog womau’s life all vissibly connected: As a baby, she’s- lugged; as a young wo man, : he’s hugged; as a wife, she’s hum bugged. Blonde: “T hey say Carrie is engaged.” Pro noli e: “Engaged? why, she was mar- rried a month ego. and has just sued for a divorce?” Blonde: "How romantic. Isn't, it it splendid?” The b.;r-rooiu3 ia Texas are now re quired by law io be closed from 9 to 3 o'clock on Sundays, thus giving ibe live to imprison or to bang, they would churches a chances to witness some of the accept what they conceived the tnoreham- Ravage* of the Epidemic. Washington, Jahaary 2G.—The National Board of Healih to-day re ceived reports showing that dnring the week ending January 21 there were 14 new cases of small pox in Broodlin, New Yoik, 29 deaths in Chicago, and one death in Lake, Illinois. The Board has also received a report from the United States Consul at Port an Prince, Hayti, under date of January 5, to the effect that small pox, which had sporadically prevailed at that port for several weeks, had assumed an epi demic form, with confluent and fatal characteristics. Dr. T. J. Turner, Sec retary of the Board, has communicated this information to the quarintine of ficers of the ports of New York, Boston,, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Norfolk, Charleston, Savannah, and Now Orleans, and called special attention to the rules and regulations approved by the Presi dent, November 14, 1881, in reference to preventing 4he introduction of con tagions or infectious diseases. Jake Bice’s bill to take from juries the cliernative to hang or imprison for life those convicted of murder caused a very enthusiastic debate. Mr. Bice raid he would be glad to see the commonwealth come back to tho Old Testament system of au “eve for on eye, abd a tooth for a tooth.” As long as a jury had the alterna- Tl»e Boy’s Heart. Get hold of tbe boy’s heart. Yonder ; locomotive comes like a whirlwind down the track, and a regiment of armed men might seek to arcst it in vain, It would crush them and plunge unheeding on. But there is a mechanism, fbat, at the pressue of a man's baud, will slacken its speed, and in a moment or two bring it panting and still, like a whip ped spaniel, at your feet. By the same little lever the vast steamship is guided hither and thither, upon the sea, in spite of adverse wind and current. That sensitive and responsive spot by which a boy’s life is controlled, is his heart. —Wiih yonr grasp gently and firmly on tfiat helm you may pilot him whhher you will. Never doubt that be has a heart. Bad and willful boys very often have the tenderest hearts hidden away somewhere beneath incrustations of sin or behind barricades of- pride. And it is your business to get at that heart, get hold of that heart, keep hold of it- by sympathy, confiding in him, manifestly worlftig only for his good by little indirect kindness to his mother or sister, or even his pet dog. See him at his home, or invite him into yours. Provide bitn some little pleasure, set him ai some little service of trust for you; love him practically. Anyway and everyway rule him through the heart. The Dangrers of Kissing 1 a King. The Empress Eugenie mortally offended King Louis of-Bavaria, when the eccen. trie monarch visited Paris on tbe occasion of the Universal .Exhibition of 1867. The Empress took quite a fancy to the beauti ful royal boy (he was then only 22), and when he came to bid her faro wall she kiss ed him after the French fashion, on both cheeks. Tbe yoang woman-hater shrank from the gracious emb r ace with a look of unmistakable indignation, and never for gave the insult offered to fc’smanhood and his royal digDity. Yet it is reported that the mature claims sf the Empress came nearer touching his heart on that occasion than those of any other woman have ever done. A stery, too, is told of king Louis in these latter years, how be once took a noted prima donna out boating with him, to sing to him as they sailed. The lady so far forgot hereelf as to embrace her royal host, whereupon he pitched her-overboard ioto the lake. Whether she conld swim, or whether he fished her out. does not oppear but at all events, she didr.ot pay with her life for having tbe temerity to kiss a King — I’ale3 of Kovaliv. Tbe Detroit Free Press sny3 that ODe Chicago New Yea.’a caller drank fi'een glasses of wine, ten of beer. Eix of whisky, three of cider and eight cups of coffee, and the next morning he didn't even have a headache. And we believe it. Nor aDy ... , . , kind of ache. Bat if he didn’t have a are sure to make them short, anyhow, cooling-board under him, it was becanse —Fat Oontrihvtor. j the undertaker had not yet been notified. fights. There is Chicago girl who has been dy- ing for . he la-t l wo years, living as it were, wi h one foot iu the .grave. The physi cians have hones, however. They say she can’t get the o'.her foot ia—no room. The Syracuse Times porary that “no snob thing cs pantaloons is known in the English language.” ?er- iiu; s no:, but they are known to Mrs.Tiil- otsen and Dr. Mary Walker. ripe;,king of the pore: iy of those who go We t and do rli, we know a poor snooz r from Delaware who went West ten years ago wi n nothing bet a box of blue oiutment and an alias, and now he livo^e a .wo-story Louse end owes $1,500. The Detroit Free Press tells us that “a Moiim-a! mnu wuo couid once draw a checkjfor a million dollars ;3 now sawing wood a, fii;y cents per ecru.” Tbe Free Press neglects to state tne name of the mine or woman wiiovdawnriT him. “Will you pk- 'se insert this obituary notice?” aFxed an old gentleman of a Bingbsmpton editor. “1 make bold ta ask i. because the deceased tad a great many friends about here who'd be glad to hear of his death.” When a man comes oat in a crowd, and says he will not run for office, he reminds one very mnch of that other man who pinned a temperance pledge en his coat tail. so th-1 some one would ark him to drink und -r the mistaken impression that he would refuse. Small miseries like smell bebis hit U3 in so m nv places, end m°et ns at so many turncs aud corners that what they want ia weight they make op in number, and ren der it less hazardous to stand the fire of one cannon ball than a volley composed of sach a shower of butellets, It was Sa.a-ciav night in Lehdville. Sir: rough miner3 were playing poker. But as the clock struck the hour of twelve, pro claiming that the Lord's day had come, with one accord tbev threw down the cards and left Ibe saloon. They went acvess the sire: i to see a dog fight. Foolish old saying that is: “Better rub than rusiThat depends a great deal on what you are going to rub. If you have it in mind to rub yourself with a fly-wheel on a circular saw, or if your only chance is to rub op against the after-guard of a cyn- ichu and embittered mule, you had better rust, if it takes you a thousand years and rung you iu debt to do it. The German proberb: “If I rest, I rust,” applies lo many things besides the key. If water rests it stagnates, If tbe tree rests it dies, for i f s winter rest is only a half rest. If the eye rests it grows dim and blind. II tbe arm rest it weakens. If the lengs rest we cease to breathe. If the heart rests we die. What is true liv ing but loving? Aad what is loving but growth iu the likeness of God. A Boston tramp appealed lo a man of generous instincts the other day for 10 ceurs to save him from starving. He had net had a moc.iifu! to tat sbice the war, and :he memory of the man did not run buck te tbe time when he last enjoyed a night’s sleep. “My friend. I am sorry,” said the person accosted, taking from his pocket a silver dollar, “but this is the smallest piece I have,” “Oh, never mind,” said the tramp, nonchalantly possessing himself of the coin, “I can change it,’’ whereupon he counted out 90 cents from a handfal of silver which he took from his pocket, and went on his way rejoicing. ane method, and would siock our peniten tiaries with tbe vilest murderers—murder, ers who. while undergoing t heir imprison ment, would be all the while hoping for prrdon, and consequently worth but little to the Slate, and would better atone for felon’s grave— • their crime by filling mtorms a contem- j J ° Courier-Journal. The bill was passed by a large majority, aud now Georgia wants a Jake Bice in her next biennial Legislature. Marion Coun y Argus: When Joe Rogers was making syrup be left barrel of the skimniiDgs near the mill. A day or two afterward a drove of thirty-five fine hogs went for the shim mings, snd the whole crowd got drank. They cut up all manner of didos, and final’y the entife gaDg lay down and went lo sleep. Tbi3 aLrated Joe a lit tle and for nwbile he was in doubt whether to administer sweet milk or strong coffee, or send for tbe doctor They got over their spree after awhile and went around for a day or two with red eyes and the headache. Another Way Xo Look At It. In view of tbe di unkne^s that has been witnessed here several times since the 10th of January, it has been asked • “Docs Prohibition prohibit ?” and so what is the nse of the law 1 Io answer, let U9 elate a fact and ask a question : Every county in the State has a law against theft and yet oar papers are fall of accounts of thefts all over tue State, Shall we abolish the law against stca’ing because it is not effectual in all cases?—Cuthbert Enterprise. - Opposition. A certain amount of opposition is a great help lo many. Kites rise against rise against the wind and not with the wind, aDd even a head wind is better than none. No man ever worked his passage anywhere in a deed calm. I-et no man wax pale therefore because ol opposition. It is what be wants aud mast have to be good fo 1- anything. Hardships is tbe na tive soil of manhood and self-reliance. He who can not abide tbe storm without flinching lies down by the wey.-ide lo be overlooked or forgot;eu. THE NEW YORK SUN FOR 1882. Ihe Son for 1883 will mak» its fifteenth annaual revolution under the present man age ment, shining, as always, for all, big and little, mean and gracious, contented and unhappy, Republican and Democratic,de> pravcu and vir.-uous, intelligent and obtuse. The Sun’s 'ight is for mankind aad woman kind of every sort ; bar its genial warmthis for the good while it pours hot discomfort on the blistering backs of the persistently wicked. Ihe San of 1868 was a newspaper of a new kind. It discarded many of the forms, and a mnltimde of the superfluous words and phi uses of ancient journalism. It under took to repon in a fresh, succinct, unoona venrional way all tbe news of the world, emitting no event oi human interest, and commenting uponaCaiis with the fearless ness of absolute independence. The suc cess of • hi- experiment was the success of the &uu. It effeCiC'l •; permanent change in tne !>.yle of Amevi ..a newspapers. Every imt)o> iaut jot. ns! esmblishcd in this country in the dozen yeais past has been modelled after the 8un. Eve y important journal already existing has has been modified and bettered ny (be force of tbe San's example. The Sun of 1882 will bo the same outspken truiii-tc'ling, aad interesting newspaper. By a liberal u«e of tbe means which an abumlent prosperity affords we shall make it better than ever beiore We shall print all the news, patting into readable shape, and measuring its import ance, lot by the traditional yardstick, but by its real interest to tho people. Distance from Printing House Square is not the first consideration wi.h the Sun. Whenever anything happens worth reporting we get the particulurs, whether it happens io Brooklyn or in Eo’.iiuva In politics we have decided opinion's: and are accustomed to ex rets them in language mat can be undeistooL We say whut we think about men nod events- The bal-ii- is the ouly secret of the .-un’s political course. The Weekly Sun gathers into eight poges the best matter of ti e seven daily issuus. An Agricultural Department of unequalled merit, It’ll moaket reports, and a liberal proportion of literary, scicutT*-, aud mcbtic intelligence complete The Weekly Sun, and maice it me best, newspaper for the t.-meris household that was ever printed. Yi ho does not 1 now and read and like The Snad.-iy riuu, each number of which ia a Golcond.r oi interesting literature, with the bc^t poeiry of tue day, prose every line wo h ntlg, new:-, bumor—matter o joj i io u 11 a good-sized book and in- tini-riy more varied and entertaining than any book, big or ’ilile? i. our idea of whut a newspaper should be pfe«ses you, send for 1 he tun. Our terms .re as follows : For tbe da’ly Sun, a four-jiage sheet of twe ny-cight columns, the price by mail, pci. paid, is o-j ccsis a month, or $6.50 a year; o-.rinclucijg tbe Sunday paper, an eigbi-pagc i?hret of fifty six columns, the price is u5 cents permonih, or $7.701. year, pos nge paid. The bunjay ci’if’on of the Sun is also famished scp\ra.e’y at $1.20 a year, post age raid. The priceof the Weekly Sun, eight pages, fiiiy. rix coluiuus, is$l a year, postage paid. For ciubs of ien E'noing’ $10 we will send an e... ropy iree. Address, I. W. ENGLAND, Publisher of The Sun. New York City. HOW LOST, HOW RESORED! Just putiF.-hed, a new edition of Dr. Cu ’vei weri’s Celebrated Essay on the rutliet. rare o En o nn-.conboea or Seminal Wi n ■ i, Iovo.uj ..:y Seminal Losses, m )Oi :.i v, Menial and Physical lnca- pMuby, Itii ictii’intnlr- to Marr.age, etc.; tiijo Go t urn t,ion, E dlepsy ai,1 Fits in» tint 'd byeclf-inuu.gcai eorsexual extrav- ag.nv e, (T r. hue t eieb’Mird .•’jibi”. in Ibis admirable E'-ay. r*prr. ’y demo:, ir.'i s, from a thirty yi-r-.'s’ success.u. practice, that the alarm ing consequences of self abuse may be radica.fy cored: pointing out a mode of cu e at od'g snnple. eer iinand effectual, bv mesas of wbicu every sufferer, no mat ter wu it bis condition may be, may cum bimself cbeapiy, privately, and radically. E^'This Lecture suotild be In the hands oi ev’ry you.h and every man In the land. Sen, under seal, in a plain envelope, to anv address, post-ouid, ou receipt of six oeui < or two r>os';igesl-mps- Address 'IHE CULVER WELL LEDICAL CO 41 A nn S.., K evr Tor k; post Office Pox, *50 A dteconsokite widower went to an art'st to have ihe features of the woman he had loved and lost perpetuated in marble, “There it is!” says the artist, “but that ia only the clay model, and I can touch it up if yon see any”— “Yes.” Keys the widower, wiping Lie eyes; “it is my sainted M’ria as she was when she walked on earth. 'Ibe nose large, indicating goodness of heart ’— Then,bursting into tears: “Oh, sir. the world never will know wbnt a woman she was. Make he- nose four limes as large!” Do you believe the story that Minister Hamlin, haviog somehow strayed to a boll fight at Madrid, and after watching the proceedings lor a while, said : “Those fel lows don’t know how to handle a boll. Why. any farmer's boy down round Bangor would know enough to pot a ring in the critter’s nose and hitch a stick to it. '.’ben they donld lead the best ’round as hendv as could he.” Eri tsar:i:.d, roer-.TSON Co.. Turn., November 27,1880- D^. J. C’'»6he t d—Sir: My daughter lies be*n !. . -ring for many years with that dreadful affliction known as Female Disease, which has coEt me many dollars, and npt« withstanding I bad tbe best medical attend ance, could net find relief I have used many other kinds of medicine without any effect. I had jtut about given her up, wan out of heart, but happened in the store ef If, W. Eckler several weeks since, and he knows of my daughter's affliction pnrsnaded me to try a bottle of yonr Female Regulator. She began to improve at once. I was so de lighted wiih its effect that I bought several move bottles. The price, $t..j9a bo!?>, seemed to be very ln-h at first, but I now thnJk it the cheapest preparation on the globe and knowing wbat I do about it, if to-day one of my family was suffering with that awful <1.sense I would have it if it cost $50 a bottle, tor I enn truthfully say it has cured my d'-.tighter sound and well, and myself and w’fc do most bc-uPy rc-ommend your Fe rn !e regul .lorto be ju^t wuatit is recom— ii: “Ui.Cd 10 bo. UcETiccitully, II. P. Feather jton. For Side by s 11 Druggist, A sale of 20,000,000 bushels of wheat in a single day would be a great achievement for Chicago if the transaction were ODe of legitimate trade and not of the wild spec ulation which has brought panic to the Paris Bourse and forced France to the verge of a financial precipice. Enchn Has Long lw.en used by ihe Hottentots in a variety of ■’ From these rude practitioners the remedy was borrowed by the resident English and Dutch physicians, by whose recommendation it wag employed in Enrep* and has since come into general use. Com bined with Juniper and other desirable ingredients, as in the preparation of Ran- l-’ti’s Compound Fluid Extract of Bncha aud J uniner, it proves a most reliable reme dy for Nonretention or Incontinence of Urine, Irritation, iBfiaroation or Ulceration in be bladder and kidneys, -tone in the bladder* gravel or brickdust deposit, milky, die bi.ge.-and all disease of bladder and 1. daevs. aud diooiical swelling in man, worn, a or child. Prepared only by Hntt, Il u- Q & Liiruar. Ad.a.a, Gs.., and sold by all drugs!-.t To Travelers, Passengers arriving by the Savannah. Florida and Western Railway can take the cars of the Liberty Street Railroad, road, which will take them to within a few steps of the “HARNETT HOUSE.” t > 40 mm