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Killtoi' »m 1 P™p' r 1:1 - _ . — ns'-i" 1 1 00 otitb'' 75 10 .Copy r|fUb |j in advance. . FKTl <iNt; RATES AND RULES. P '■ , m ,»M inserted »' $2 per square pinion, and $1 for each subse- f ont - • solid lines of this type. Lj J fcn»s w*dc with contract adverti- i notice of eight lines are $15 per ■’ , (l p,.r annum. Local notices ’"'b.n three months are subject to ;icnI r» C |verti-ers who desire their ad- jfBwsts changed, must give us two advertisements, unless othcT- ^"p,dated in contract, will be changed ’" CrBl * ‘mVX'ittta'ry notices, tributes of ‘^.“and other kindred uoliees, charged i » ...!v«-rtisf’D -lit#. (? ril-eiiu'uts muni take the run of the „ t . !|„ not contract to keep them inScnts’S''candidates are $10, if C'lue^on’thc appearance of the .rtiseraeut, “id the money will be col- ,,,| , s needed by the pP-pricloi. ..hall adhere strictly to the nbover.ilcs, ,ili depart from them under nocircum- i. iKSS *t /V* OFKSSI 0N A L. W. H. HARRELL, ttorney At Law Hsisbkiuob. Georgia. Will he found at McGill's office. All u , in ,„ entrusted to his care will receive £ nl |,t attention, t’o.lections a specmlty Jane 1.1882—6tn. MEDICAL CARD. M. J. Nicholson linn remove;! to Twilight, Miller conn* orgia. Office in J. S. Ghlton 8 tore. fe "' 9 ’82- MEDICAL CARD. r e. i. Morgan Ihm removed his office to the drug store ormeriy occupied by I)r. Harrell. Resi ce on West street, south of Shotwell sber j calls at night will reach him. CHARLES C. BUSH, Attorney at Law COLQUITT, GA. prompt attention given to all business en- trunted to me. Democrat BY BEN. E. BUSSELL. BAINBRIDGE, GA, THURSDAY, JULY 6, 1882. VOL. 11.—NO. 38. Facts an«l Fancies. AN UNKNOWN LIAR. L Shady tree, Babbling brook, Girl iu hammock Reading book, Golden curls, Tiny feet, Girl iu Hammock Look so sweet, Man ridea.past, Big moustache, Girl iu hammock Makes'a “mash.” Mash is mutual, Day is set, Han aod maiden Harried get. Harried now, One year ago * Keeping house On Buxte r Row, Red hot stove, Breakfast frying, Girl got married, Cooking, trying, Cheeks all burning, Eyes look red, Girl got married, Nearly dead. Biscuit burnt up, Beelsteak charry, Girl got married, Awful sorry, Man comes home, Tears moustache, Had as blazes, Got no bash. Thinks of hammock Iu the laue, Wishes maiden Back again. Pretty widow, With a book, In the hammock, By the brook. * ’ * * * Man rides past, Big moustache; Keeps on riding, Nary mash. DENTISTRY. J.C. Curry, D. D. S Cnn he found daily at his office on South Prind s'rec 1 . up stairs, in E. Johnson s bullion", where he is ready to attend to the «aats of the public at reasonable rates. d«c-5-78 II' RCOILL. M - 0 KEAL McGILL & O’NEAL. Attorneys at Law. BAlNUttlDGE, GA. Their office will be found over the post of- 6cf. JSO, E. DOS ALSOU, BYROK B. BOWFU. BOWER & DONALSGN. Attornaysand Counsellers at Law. Office in the court house. Will practice in Decatur and adjoining couuties, and elsewhere by special contract. a-25 7 DOCTOR M. L. BATTLE, Dentist- Office over llinds Store, West side coert house. Has fine dental ensrinc, and will have everything to make his office tirstK’lrtss.. Terms cash. Office hours . a. m. to 4 p. m. jan.l3tf JEFF D. TALBERT, Attorney at Law Roinhridge. Georgia. Will practice in all the courts, and busi ness intrusted to his care will be promptly attended to. Office over store of M. E. Barnett & non. feb.23,82. DR. L. H. PEACOCK, Respectfully tenders his professional serv ices to the people of Buinbridge and vicini- ty. Office over store of J. 1). Ilarrell & Rro Residence on West end of Broughton street, where he can be found at night. April 6, 1881 — MACON For special instruction in bookkeeping, penmanship, business arithmetic, corres pondence. bill heading, telegraphy and general business routine. W. McKAY, - - PRNICIPAL. For terms, information as to boarding Ac., apply to the principal- P. O. box 422, Macon. Georgia. To Timber Men! Keep up v ith the market by subscribing for the UreTilieH. About one hundred immigrants from the Bahama Ishu.da, arrive at Key West per month. The Baltimore school board has resolved to consider iu September the question ot appointing teachers lor life or during good behaviour. At present they are elected yearly. l lie statement in published that the Richmond and Danville system of railroads has been withdrawn from the Southern Railway and riteamsh'p Association, and heavy cutting of rates is anticipated. The orange crop in Florida will be very lit this season, owing to the ravages ot a dangerous insect in many plantations. Many years ago this insect caused infinite trouble iu the orange grove, and at one lime it was thought that orange culture would have to be abandoned. Congressman George, of Otegon, is said to be the first man ever re-elected to Con gress from that State. In connection with this circumstance it is remarked that he did not go home to look after his politi cal fences, but remained at Whaahiugton attending to his legislative duties. The Leavenworth Times says: “The people of Kansas, under the forestry laws of the State have planted 93.000 acres in trees. The cottonwood is the most abun dant, and it grows the most rapidly. About 6.000 acres have been planted in black walnut, and will make handsome returns in eight or uine years.” A Charlotte. N. Y., fisherman has in vented an 9iurm to denote a bite, has tened to the rod is a ball with a spring Attachment, which is connected with the main line by a piece of rubber. When a bass.nibbles at the bait the rubber is stretched, losening the spring and firing off a cap. which wakes up the angler. This will fill a long-fell want. As to the number of men idle fcv the strikes the best estimate is that of the Western Iron Association. The number of men employed in the mill affected is given as follows: Pittsburg district. 20.000: West Virginia,3,238. Ohio. 10,266; India na; 1.740; Illinois. 2.468; Missouri. 855; Kentucky. 3.170; Michigan,925; Nebraska, 100. Wisconsin, 500; Sheuango Valley, Penn., 3,00; total, 45,752. Senator Cameron lately said: “If I go down it will be with flying colors.” to which Mr. George Leae replied, in a style that Mr. Cameron can appreciate: “If be wants to go as far down as he can comfor tably bear the temperature, and take his little flag with him, there can be no reas- A Study of I’Uildrea’a Teeth. For two or three years Dr. Samuel Sexton has been engaged io an investi gation of the teeth of school chi.dren with special reference to the influence of decayed teeth upon the sight and hearing of children so afflicted. The investigation was suggested by the al most constant occurrence of defective teeth iu cases of iufljmatory diseases of the eye and ear. In the course of bis work, the Times states', Dr. Sexton has taken hundreds of accurate casts in plaster of the in terior of the mouth iu cases that have come under his notice, and has collect ed a cabinet that is invaluable as a con tribution to science. His method has been, first, to take a complete cast of the internal cavity, and then from it to mould each jaw separately, and unite the two posteriorly with a neat brass hinge, so that the state of the teeth, their peculiarities can be observed at a glance. He has found a pretty con stant association between mynpia, im paired hearing, and defective teeth, the cause of which he believes to lie in the distribution of the fifth pair of nerves, which is at once a sensory, motor, and trophic pair, supplying the teeth, the tissues of the none, those of the eye and ear, the integuments of the frontal and temporal region, and so on. Irri tation of the whole region is conse quently produced by a defective tooth, anl, in point of fact, some of the sevrest cases of neuralgia, temporal, facial, and ophthalmic, arise from im paired teeth ; often in cases where the teeth themselves give no trouble what ever, and none save the acutest medi cal intelligence can truce any relation between the fierce attacks in the eye, ear or temple, perhaps, and the caried tooth that gives no local trouble what ever. In a few cases progressive dementia has been arrested by imme diate repair of a tooth that produced no apparrnt disturbance, but was respon sible for deep-seated cerebral trouble; but these case; have been too few to lay stress upon them as factors in the investigation. On tho other hand, troub’eswith the eye and ear are often tracabie to defective teeth, and Dr. Sexton regards irritation of the maxil lary limbs of the fifth pair as among the principal causes ot the progres;ive nearsightedness of school children, as observed by Drs. Agnew, Loring, Parke Lewis, Kohn, and other opthalmo- logists. Sunning in Ca ndidntes for Matrimony on ComiHinnion. The driver ot a covered baggage wagon rushed up the stairs leading to Jastice Young's office a few mornings siuce, in quiring for the constable. That official, being readily at hand, inquired what was wauted. “Why,” said the driver, “I've got a cou ple dowu stairs that wants to be married, and I want my commission in advance.” “How much commission do you waut?" iuquired the constable. “A dollar.” said the driver. “They cmae near getting away from me iu the depot, but I kuew what they wanted when I saw them get out of the care. So I says to the man “You want to get married don't you?” “Yes, we do,” says he. “All right.” says I, "just get into the wagon,” and in they got, and they're down at the door now; but I want my commission first, and then the judge can marry them.” The commission was paid and the driver led the anxious couple into the preseuce of the judge and than drove off. In conversation afterwards the driver said to an iuqusitive person who had heard his demand : “That's one of the ways we make a liv ing. We are always on the lookout, and when we see a stranger come to town we can nearly alwavs tell what he is after. Theu we get him into the wagon and take him where he wants to go.” “suppose they wont pay the commission after they get through with the customer.” “Oh, but they always do. We won't take people where we ain’t sure of our commission, and when we know just what it’s goiug to cost, like marrying people, we get the commission in advauce.” How can you pick out a couple that that want to be marrried ?” “Well, we're onto that mighty slick. We can meat always tell. They both look a little spooney-like, especially ike gal. *vnd then they are dressed sorter fine—iu their store clothes. Them light veils gives the thing away too, and so does the gloves.’ —St. Louis Globe. Beat at HU Owa Game. It is easy to break a man of being* nu isance if you go at it right. There was a case over ou Sixteenth street, New York, not long ago which shows that as soon as you beat a man at his own game that set tles h'm. Fred Pahlman, au eccentric character, lived in the upper story of a small house, with his family, and in the lower story lived a man who was quite a hunter. He had a couple of pups that he was breakiog, aud he would sit up half the night snapping caps on his gnu. and throw ing boots across the room for the dogs to retrieve- The uoise became very anoying to the family upstairs, as the dogs would run and bark, and make as great a racket as possible. Mr. Dahlman tried to reason with his neighbor, and induce him to quit this dog breaking downstairs, but be was ugly and said he paid for the plaje, and would do as he pleased. Dahlman said that was all right, and he went up stairs and got four wash-tubs of water, and a fish pole and line. About ten o'clock at night, when the dog kindergart en was running at its height, Dahlman pushed the tub of water down stairs, aDd the water ran all over the house. The dog breaker came out into the ball aud waded through the water, aud looked up stairs and wanted to know what in thunder was the matter. Dahltnau was sitting on the top stairs, smoking his pipe, and hold ing the fish pole with the line dowu in the hall, as calm and peaceful as though he didn’t care if he never had a bite. “O, nothing,” said Dahlman, as he lit a match on the shoulder of his pantB. “Nod- ing, only I tout while you vos hunting I would yoost catch a few fish for break fast." That setlted it. The hunter broke his dogs after that with a club id the back yard, aod Dahlman swore off on fishing. Business is Business. When the town of Poker Valley. Neva da, sent one of the boys up into Nebraska to find and hire a preacher,he had his in structions, and he asked. “Can you give sinners—right front the shoulder ?" The clergyman modestly replied that he thought he could, “And do you play a fair game of seven up ?” “Mercy, ho!” He was horrified at the thought. “Well,I didu’t know,” replied the dele gate. “The boys said as how if you play ed poker or seven up or wanted to run a sweat-board the salary would only be $6000 a year but if you was one of the sort that- squared off at salvation and had a claim in heaven all staked off and a shaft going down, they’d make it eight hundred and throw in the rent of a cabin. It’s a matter of bnsinesa with us. you see We are bound to get hold of some one who can out howl and out-preach that fellow at Davis Hill if we have to get up to a thousand a year and furnish him a mule and a bar'l of whisky ! ’ Profitable Politeness. The Boston Traveler, in commenting on rudeness gives the following incident that huppeued some^ears ago There was a very plainly dressed, elderly lady, who was a frequent customer at the then leading dry goods house in Boston. No one in the store knew her even by name All tbe clerks but one avoided her aud gave their attention to those who were better dressed and more pretentious The exception was a young man who had a conscientious regard of duly and system. He never left another customer to wait on the lady, but when at liberty he waited on her with as rnacli attention, as if she had been a princess. 1’his continued a year or two, ’til the the young man became of age. One morn ing the lady approached the young man when the following conversation took place: Lady—“Young man do you wish to go into business for yourself?” “Yes, madam” he replied “but I have got neither money, credit nor friends.” “Well,” continued the lady, “you go and select a good location, ask what the reDt is, and then report tome,” Lauding the young man her address. Theyoung uian found a splendid location and a good store, but the landlord required security, which he could not give. Mind- ful'of the lady's request hs forthv ith went to her and reported. “Well,” she replied, “you go and tell Mr that I will be responsible.” A Sarins Woman. A saving woman at the head of a fami ly is thejverv b®st savings-bank established one receiving deposits daily and hourly, with no costly machinery to manage it. The idea of saving is a pleasant one; aud if the women imbibe it at once, they would cultivate it, and adhere to it, and thus, when they are not aware of it. they would be laying the foundation ofacompe- Apalachicola Tribune, A larg» 40 column paper containing full and comprehensive reports of the timber market—prices, etc. 71iese reports are cor rected wetkly and will always be found correct. If you arc in' the timber business it is money in your pocket to be a subscriber to this excellent paper. The “Tribune” is oae of the largest and by far one ot the cheapest papers in Flori da : (be price- of subscription being only $1,50 per year; 73 cents six months. Send money by registered letter to R. W. JOHNSTON Prop’r “Tribune,” Apalachicola, Fla. onablg'objection to that; but he has no j tent security in a stormy time. The wo- rightSSatake the Republican pany and tbe man w ho sees to her own house has a large Americau flag down with him. Definite intelligence from Oregon makes the Republican victory in that State more decisive than at first reported. 1 he Leg islature ou joint ballot will show a Re publican majority of seventeen, puttiug the election of a Republican Senator in place of Grover Democrat beyond a doubt elberghe. who has found how to com municate at great distances telepbocically on the ordinary telegraphic wire, is going to sell his discovery for $200,000 to the French govenment. Mr. Cocbery the French postmaster-general, is much im pressed with its importance. house to save in. The best way for her to comprehend it is to keep an account of all current expenses. Probably not one wotnau in ten has an idea how much are the expenditures of herself and family. Let the housewife take the idea, act upon it, and she will save something where be fore she thought it impossible. In some parts of South America the banana skin is converted into a mate rial of which ladies’ dresses are made. This is probably the kind that the lady slips ou easily. He went, and the landlord or agent was Surprised, but the bargain was closed. The next day the lady again called to ascertain the result. The young man told but added: “What am I to do for goods ?—No one will trust me.” “You may go to Mr. and Mr. and tel! them to call on«me.,’ For the Benefit of the fiesullew If a woman once eei a, kick her down, Kick her down; II misfortune is liers, Kick her down. Though tears fall like rain, And she never smiles again, Kick her down. If man breaks her heart, Kick her down ; Redouble the Bmart, Kick her down. And if low her condition, On, on to perdition, Kick her down. Aye? pass her by on the other side; speak no word of encouragement to her ; measure uot her fall by he temperament or her temptation, but by the frigidity of your owu unsolicited* pharisuical heart. Leave uo door of escape open ; close tour homes and your hearts; crush every hu- maud feeling io her soul; teach her that the Bible aud religion are fubles; check the repentant prayer on her Magd; lene lips; thrust her back upon tbe cruel ten der mercies of those who rejoice at her fall; send her forth with her branded beauty, like a blight and a mildew ; stand aside for thou art holier—holier than the the Sinless, whose feet were bathed with her tears and wiped with the hairs of her head. Cast tbe first stone at her, ah thou wilted sepulchre, though those holy lips conld say: “Neither do I condemn thee. Go aud sin no more.”—Selected. M IX A.M) WISDOM. He did so. and his store was soou stock ed with the best in the market. There are many in this c.ty who remember the cir cumstances and the man. He died many years ago and left a tortune of $3,000,000. So much for politeness; so much for treatiug one’s elders with the deference due to age. in whatever garb they are clothed. It pays to be polite. A Strange Occurrence, The Rome Bulletin is rosposible for the following: We learn from Mr. Harrison that rather a singular coincidence occurred a few days since near Rome. Next mouth two years ago a little niece of his was playing in a creek near her home and accidentally lost a gold rng off her finger, and was never able to find it until last Wednesday. On that day a member of the family caught a good size turtle in the creek near the place where the ring was lost, and when the turtle was cleaned for the table, what could have been a greater surprise than How to Shake Hands. There are only two people living who can successfully shake hands. There is a good deal of hand-shaking done through the country, especially at this season of the year, but^only a very small per cent, ot the shakers know how to do it so as to get the entire amount of exhileration out of it. Some grab the hand of40 adversary in a quick nervous manner that scares tbe victim nearly to death, while others slide the cold and clammy paw at you so that you feel the same as when you drop a cold ruw oyster, with vinegar on it, down your back. If you are shaking hands with a lady, incliue the head forward with a soft, grace ful, yet half-timid, movement, like a boy climbing a barbed-wire fence with a fifty- pound watermelon. Look gently in her eyes with a kind of pleading smile, beam on her feature a bright and winsome beam, say something that you have henad some one else say on similar occasions, and iu the meantime shake her baud in a sub dued yet vigorous way, not as though yon were trying to make a mash by pulverizing her fingers, nor yet in too conservative manner, allowing her hand to fall with a sickening thud when you let go. Care should be taken also not to bang on to tbe band more than half an hour hour in pub lic, as bystanders might make remarks. This is now considered quite outre aud mandamus.—Bill Nye. Professor to classieal student: ‘If Atlas supported the world, who supported Atlas?’ Student: ‘The question, sir, has often been asked, bnt never, so far as I am aware, tbe fiuding of the ring. In the/ing were satisfactorily answered. 1 have always her initials and it lookrd as new and been of tbe opinion that Atlas must have bright as when lost. This is the strangest married a rich wife and got his snppoit occurrence weAnow of. from her father.’ He that maketh haste to be rich is not wise. Never consult- a man on business who does Dot manage well his own. It is much easier to be lovely and accomplished when one is rich. Never speculate deeper than you are able to lose, if you lose at alll. Poverty is uo bar to marriage if both parties will work and save. A Dutch judge, on conviction of' a cul prit for having four wives, decided ; “He hash bunisment plenty; I lifs mit one. A St. Louis “scientist” has ciphered it all out, and has found that the world is presisely 20.000.000 years old. Paper? should talk fact pnd fun, the one to inform the mind, and tho other to atuase tbe wearied mind.' Happy is lie who has learned this one thing—to do the plain duty of the moment quickly and cheerfully, what ever it ma/ be. It is easy to tell the perfect gentle man. Ho makes sure no one is look ing before wiping his mouth on the table cloth. “Charles, dear, now wo are married you know, we should have no secrets. So do, like a love, hand me the bottle of hair dye ; you will find it in my dressing case,” By a course of reading the weary, wornout, lifeless expression of a face may be made to give way to heavenly light, fair and bright, aye, and burst into bloom. Writing of the death of an old and paid-up subscriber, the editor of one of our exchanges says ; “Our hands and heart and the forenoon aro nil too full for n? T ~-repress our tumultuous grief as we cheerfully otherwise woulasi.” There are very many true and noble women in this world, who would be quite willing to give op all for the sake of the man they love, and there are many worthless and selfish men who are willing to accept that sacrifice. All pme, sweet laughter is a sign of happiness, and happy people are much more apt to be virtuous than tho un happy. Be good and you will be happy is hardly a more valid saying than be happy an 1 you will be good. A tall man applied for a position as overseer of a body of men. W hat do you know ?” he was-asked. “I don’t know anything, he replied; “but I guess 1 atu tall enough to look over all the men you’ve got!” “The way it is,” said little Johnny describing a raffle at a fair, “you see somethiu' and you give a half a dollar to win it; another fellow always gets it, and they never offer you your money back.” Beware of those who come from the town of Deceit. Mr. Facing-both-ways, Mr. Fair speech, and Mr. Two-tonguee are best at a distance. Though thevriook one way as boatmen do, they are pulling the other; they are false as the devil’s prom ises and as cruel as death and the grave. A good woman knows the power she has of shaping the lives of her children, and she endeavors to use that power wisely and well. She teaches her boys and girls that they must be brave iu doiag their duty, truthful in speech and action, honest and honorable, kind, cheerful aDd unselfish. By her own example she enforces and il lustrates what she leaches. When Benjamin Franklin was an editcr he was in the habit of writing to the young ladies who sent in poetry. saying in honeyed language that owing to the crowded state of his columns, etc , but he would eudeavor to circulate their productions in manuscript; and then he tied tbe poems on the tail of hi? kite for “bobs.” An appeal—A letter from Kansas City asked the club to forward a contribution to aid the colored people in placing a spire 150 feet high on their church edifice, but Brother Gardner shook bis bead and observed : “De time has arrove wtien de religion in a pussun’s heart am gwine to be jedged by his words an’ deeds, aa’ not by de steeple od de church. Folkes who can't praise de Lawd in u budding widout any spire 00 de top atn not de sort to praise him at alll.” The Cincinati Commercial telle the (perhaps a) big story of a wainut tree. In 1864 an Indiana man, as the story runs bought tbe tree for $1, and he subsequently sold it for $65. The buyer sold it to a Cincinnati lumber man for $700. The Cincinnati dealer sold it to a New Yorker for $2 200, and be out it op into veneering which he sold for $27,.000. A Lad’s Toast of the Mem * 9 At a literary meeting, Mrs. Duniway “toasted” the men aa follows : -“God bless ’em’ We halve theirjoys, doable their sorrows, trebble their expenses, quadruple their cares, excite their affections, control their property, and out manojuvre them in everything. This would be a dreary world without men. In fact, I may say, without ’em it would not be much of a world any how. Wo love ’em, and the precious fellows dou’t know it. Aa husbands, they are always convenient, though not always on hand, as beaux they are by no means matchless. They are most agreeable visitors, they are handy at State fairs, aud indispcnaible at oyster saloons. They are spleudid as escorts for some other fellow s wife or sister, and as friends they are better than women. As our fathers they are in« exprcssibly grand. A mau may be a failure in business, a wreck in constitu-* ticn, not enough to boast of as a beauty," nothing as a legislator for woman’s rights, and even not very brilliant as a member of the press, but if he is his own father, we overlook his short-com ings, and cover his peccadillos with the divine mantle of charity. Then, as our husbands, how wo long to parade them as paragons! In the sublime language of the inspired poet: We’ll lie for them, We’il erv tor them, And if we could we’d fly for them, . We’d do anything but die for them. Ao Cure l-'or Liars. A Michigander who took in the White Sulpher Springs of Virginia on a recent trip, one day approached an ed negro who was loitering on the street, and confidentially informed him that he had ootne to the springs to be cured of lying, and ho asked the old man’s opinion of the chances for a cure. “How long has yuu been in de habit of lyin, sah ?” Was the negro's honest query. “About fifty years.” . “Lyin all de time ?” “Right along, day after day.” “Big lies ?” “Yes—the worts old whoppers yod ever beard. Give me your honest, opinion now, as to whether a course of baths will help me “Welt sah } ” said the old negro, as he. scratched his head, “pears to me dat i^ you kin git de water hot nuff it might help you somtv but de trubble is dat in sweatin’ out de lies you may co<)k d* body, and my sperience wid white moo am dat I kin git ’long better wid a well man who lies dan wid a parbiled man who tells de truf.” An Illinois girl lately called at A corouooer’s office and addressing the solitary occupant of the apartment said: “Be you the corroner ?” “1 guess you’d think so if you ever see an. undertaker shake hands with me,” blandly answered the official “Yon ain’t going away for a day 6r twa, be you?” “Not that I know.” “Well I’m glad to bear it,’’ continued the maiden with an air of much encourage ment. “Johnnie Bowlee has been keepin’ company with me since Christ* ma?, but I hear that he’s going to take another girl to the circus to-night anf if he does I’ll swallow p’ison.” ’ * . The farmers, bless you, are the sa viors of the State. The golden grain they are harvesting, will put gold dol lars in their pockets, and bread in the moat hs of the people. Political saviorff are nothing compared to the noble farmers. - There is a dining room girl in Illi nois so cross-eyed that she can see in her own ear?. She is sister to the girl whoee nose is so turned up that every, time she sneezes she blowzier hat off/ Before marrying a widow be sure that her late hnsband has a heavy monument over his grave. If there! isn’t something to keep him down She’D be constantly throwing him up, * What is called respectability is «* great help to maoy men. Once tbe^ have attained it, they can put in * lie' where it will do the most good. , GEORGIA. Miller Gounty : To ail whom it may concern : T. F. Jonea, having made application to have the Clert of Superior Court of said county appointed administrator of the estate of A. J. Miller,’, this is therefore to cite all persons concern., ed to show cause if any they can within tbe, time allowed by law, why said application should not be granted. This April 19,1882,’ WM. GRIMES, Ordinary.' . GEORGIA, Decatur County; Whereas ITenry Blount as Administrate*' of Benjamin F. aud George W. Blount re«i» resents to the court, iu his petition, duly, filed and entered on record that he has. fully administe.ei cn the estate of said de-, ceased. This rs, t>>--rcfo*-e. to cite all per sons concerned, kindred and creditors, to, show cause, if any they can. why said ad-.' miuistrator should not be discharged from - bis administration, and receive letters of dismission on the first Monday in August 1882. MASTON O’NEAL, , 3m. Ordinarj.' - *r* '■J4* * r 0 '• -