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| a pandemonium would result. How mo sound waves assembled In SMALL REWARD FOR BIG bowl. For, ns the Inventor argued, wci funny It would bo to see the quota tion men running back and forth be fore the board as the prices came in, but with no noise in tho pit. \“I rather think, though,” said tho millionaire, “that It would not be so roarlngly funny, when we were put out” . \ cannot prevent the creation of noises,: but we can In a great measure stop them from annoying us. Not caring to attract attention* the men had hooked the plates across their Inner coats at the chest banging them from the front edges of their, overcoat sleeve holes, and allowing the flaps of their coats to hang out and hide them from the-side view. The batteries which wqre to set the fans In motion were In an Inner pocket of each coat Harvard rooters were 6uiy, alter-, nately with Yale’s. The game stood 60 for Harvard at the flqrt halt Bands I HAVE used Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin and find it a most effective nd pleasant laxative—one that is worth recom- lending to one’s friends. I know that my ealth has been greatly improved since Man Who Discovered Gold In Aus tralia Remunerated by the Mag nificent Gift of Flvo Dollars. Absorber The first discovery of gold In Aus tralia was made as early aa 1839 by a convict servant of a Scotch settler named UcAllster. Thlamnn found a That evening at the peVormance of "Nancy's Fancies,” the party was Florence Gray nugget of whnt he rightly conceived to be gold while tending his master's sheep near where the town of Ballarat Min Alice Lombard, 22 Boyliton St, . Springfield, Mass. now stands, and took it tb McAlister, who submitted It to the governor, Sir George Glpps. The latter had It assayed, and found that It really was gold, but fearing n mutiny of the convicts if tho truth were 'allowed to become known, b4 kept his knowledge to himself. Mean! while, he ordered the finder of the specimen to. be given a sovereign ($5) In recognition of his “enterprise." This Is probably the smallest to ward ever given to a white man for what was the biggest find recorded In history, for when, 12 years later, Ed- wdrd Hargreaves rediscovered these same goldfields, many millions sterling were taken from them In the course of h few months. were playing and college songs had been sung. Bed and blue flags and banners were waved in the spirit of the game of the season. .The women, whose costumes displayed predom inantly the colors of. their .respective teams, lent n gaycty to the scene. The Crimson had emitted In ope roar "Rah rah rah I Rah rah rah 1 Bah rah'rah! Har-vard I” and Yolo was get ting ready. Yonng men, swinging their arms to rrol th„ Ifillii Sa SamaSIiaa IaaItajI ten. Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin B HE Harvard-Tale football game was on at the sta dium, and a demonstration of the Sonnd Absorber was shortly to be on. Hon, William Gasukes, the millionaire, who seemed to be renewing his youth, sat chatting Waiting Expectantly, close to the orchestra. During the second act one of the conspirators leaned toward the millionaire, when, as previously arranged, they all turned on the absorbera suspended over their vests, and endeavored to whisper. "They can't Imagine' what’s the mat ter." Bnt the Joke was on him, for he conld not hear his own voice, and Mr. Gasukes conld only guess at what he meant A trio behind the footlights was waiting expectantly for an Introduc tion to their song. The conductor, who at first was quietly Waving his baton !The Perfect Laxative Sold by Druggists Everywhere 50 c’ts. Gg) $1.00 A mild, pleasant-tasting combination of simple laxative excitedly with the Inventor and n pasty of friends., It seems that tho Eton. Gasukes bad recently been forced, through a practical Joko on hlmSelf, to becomo Interested In this sound ab- s’qrSer and to realize that It had a va. rlety of possibilities, for his friend. Faxon, the Inventor, had lain in wait for him one day by the side of a build ing. He had seen the millionaire com ing toward him, earnestly engaged In conversation, and wishing to demon strate his Invention, he had qalckly sprang upon a barrel and, as quickly, be had set the absorber in rapid vi bration, so ns to disturb the atmo sphere before the faces of the gentle men. ■ Neither was able to hear the other and after much consternation Faxon, with a twinkle In his eye, con? fronted them. The millionaire then became anxious to try it on n crowd, and had secured seats for his friends In little groups about the stadium, all if them being located within the Yale cheering line. "Little do people about us. know what we have on our minds,” he was paying. * They were happily expectant and laughed as the old gentlemaa added: "Or should I say: ‘on onr coats?’” for each one of trie 30 men In the party was supplied with a sound absorber. This Invention was simply a dram 1st plate, with carving edges, looking something like a flattened bowl. Tho get the Ells to yell together, looked In surprise that there was no response. Again they tried, but conld not hear themselves. Everyone was wondering what was the matter. Plainly the leaders had been heard’In the first place, bnt there was no response. No one had herbs with pepsin. Brings relief without griping or other discomfort. A trial bottle can be obtained free of charge by writing to Dr. W.-B. Caldwell, 458 Washing ton Street, Monticello, Illinois. Dread of Poverty. A greet deal of apparent poverty comes from dread of poverty. A man saves every cent and goes mind and soul hungry and, ten to one, be Is starving pomebody else at the same time, along with himself. He Is really poor, for the time being, although he has a large bank acaoant. Poverty will ’come every time as the result of the Improper attitude toward money. Money is not a reality; It represents things that we consider for our good. But there Is no poverty like that of the starved soul that shrinks and dries up Into narrowness and compres sion. In getting the feeling of and Indicating for the first violin to commence, then looked angrily at him and nodded his head wildly to go op. People were surprised. Although those In the front seats could see the bows passing over the Jlnstroments, there was no Sound, The leader of the orchestra then Indicated for the drummer to drum. The veins on his temples stood out and his hair seemed to rise from his forehead, while his spectacles slid along his nose'to the furthest distance from their proper Now there was constema- Subscribe for THE NEWS **•?&?! Amazement on Every Face. sense enough to close his mouth, not withstanding It had apparently become useless, for there was only an occasion al sound, os though half articulated, where some voice, had not come with in the range of the sound absorbers distributed through the crowd. “Say, I shall bust,” groaned the In- “We will raise the devil. We position. . lion that, while he seemed to be giving orders, no results were forthcoming, and, not understanding, the audience was getting restless, looking around. Harvard’s night at the theaters— when she wins—are:dreaded perhaps as much by conductors as by the net. on, who know that Interruptions may be expected at.the most Inopportune times, and, awakening to the fact that this was some Joke, the conductor com menced to scan the audience. All this had taken but a few mo ments, although the time seemed an eternity to the men who occupied the entire second row. Already one of the chorns girls was “on,” and they be- GEORGIA SOUTHERN & FLORIDA RAILROAD Schedules to Macon, Cordate, Tilton, Valdosta, Jacksonville and Palatka, ... Effective October 20, 1018. one of them. Expect to develop Into efficiency necessary for the bigger Job. The key to this lies In yonr hands | In doing the little things well.—Pat- venter. must shut these things off,” for amaze ment was evident on every face. "Am I bereft of my senses?" one man mattered. Harvard, from her side, was shout ing:, "What’s thd matter with tho rick Fenton, In the Nantlltu. superstition Hard to Dawn. It has recently been discovered that the “thirteen” superstition still exists In New York. At a dinner to which he was Invited one of the guests dis covered that 13 persons were present. He was so disturbed over this fact that he left the table. ‘ "In \mclrig the origin of this su perstition,’’ said a traveler, "I found that the Turks have almost eliminated ’thirteen’ from their vocabulary. Tho Italians discontinued using tho nuim. her In making up tbclr lotteries and tho thirteenth card In n game they ploy has on It the symbol of death." Had Lain In Walt for Him. plate was to catch vibrations, which are carried In waves to their ears through the atmosphere around them. In the center of the apparatus were small revolving plates, which,, being fnnllkc, when set In motion would break up, by an area of disturbed air, The drive of tho antitick forces will have sent n broad, wedge of free territory through tho tick lines to the v Atlantic Ocean, just as last year a wedge was driven to the Gulf, i - ’ Of the 728,565 square miles v of in fested area in 1006, 63 per cent will have been pronounced clean. Farmers will bo free to ahip their cattle to the great markets for com petition on their own i^crlts with other cattle, and not under the quar antine hnnmcan which requires sale at "buyer's’ price for immediate slaugh ter. Farmers in tha freed areas will be i able to bring to their farms better Trains arrivo Vienna from north Trains arrive Vienna from South Schedule shown aa information brn tids wero being made? Orders would he given and, not being heard, would forever fail to be carried out. What C. T. KILGORE, Tkt. AgL. Vienna, Gn. C. B. RHODES, G. P. A., Macon, Ga. ANOTHER BAD YEAR FOR TICKS Washington, D. C.—If tho Kaiser believes that misery loves company, ho should have a brotherly feeling for the cattle fever tick. This year For High-Grade Cem etepy Memorials CONFER WITH . .PROPRIETOR 7 CLARK’S MONUMENTAL WORKS ZAMERICU5. GEORGIA ijThe Firm of Established Reputation and Good Cheer ^together likePossum and Sweet Potatoes B ECAUSE Luzianne makes the best-tasting cup of coffee you ever drank. It’s roasted Just right. The fragrance—you can’t forget it And the flavor is delicious. 1 . Coffee-lovers knew that Luzianne just hits tho spot, for it’a full of punch and pep. If you don’t think that this good old Luzianne ie worth what you paid, then tell your grocer end he’ll give you beck every cent. I . • GRAIN DRILLS Are you going to he? p feed the stav /ing people of Eurrpe? 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