Southern enterprise. (Thomasville, Ga.) 1865-1866, March 07, 1866, Image 1

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LUCIUS C. BRYAN, Editor and Proprietor. \ Terni3, §4.00 a year m Advance. J LAW AND MEDICAL CARDS. R3BERP 11. HARRIS, ATTORNEY AT LAW, €£ ii • 1:1 . n, Urorsia. Will practice ia t! ■ (’ ■ irt- ..j rh • S atberu Circuit. j.tu 31 ■> l y S. Q. SPENCER. ATTOII NE Y A T I AW , ThomnxrilJc, (.rorgia. Will attend pi >uipt!v to nil c r U.i.-lues-en trusted to Ins care in the Southern ('inuit, Clinch aiul Ware of the lirunawkk Circuit. Jau 31 5 Iv* C. P. HANSELL, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Tlaoam<*Tille, (>corgia Jan 31 51y ROBERT G. MITCHELL, ATTOII NE Y AT LA W , TUOMASVILLE, GA. over McLvne’s S: re.-yfiijj Jan 24 4-12 m L. C EH 7AN, AT TOR NK Y A T LA W , Tlioniavvillc, tirorgia. Jm l ■ :i J. IS. IScid. SS. l. W. I'. I>< ill. M. O. Dr<i. & DcHITT, OFFER their services to the citizens of ‘ Thomasvilie and vicinity, t &*OI’FICL'. at Dr. Dr W ‘.lt's Druse S'orc. Fell 21 Hr, a . lIOPULIXB y O FF.IOE i.\ s tm: Lo r with uuss iiece. L. O. RESIDENT DENTIST TIICMASVILLE, GA. ILL be f"uu*l at 1 1;♦ * (1 1 *-■ M the last ten years *-Ujy-y--jry\ Aug 2 >-12m l>r. li. W. BiKTO.t Having permanently located in Tl'.otnns ville, respectfully oilers his services to the citizens of the Town and Surrounding Couutry, in the practica of M -licine. Sur gery and M.idwuery. Will also pay spe ti ll attention to the treatment of Diseases of Women. Office 11. 11. Evans’ old Store upstairs. jaul7s3m t . . n r is; iso x , (07 radueite of Queen's College.) PIIYSICAN, SUBGEuN, Ac., Boston, Georgia. May he con-tilted At Mr. Murphy’s near Railroad Station. APOTHECARY | HAXjLi. W. P. CLOWER & GO., DRUGGISTS. Have renovated and refitted the Store next to Von- gs Hot 1, for the purpose of cs~ t.Vdisliitrg a First Class Drug Store. The sew firm ask for a share of patron- I age, and invite the attention of the citi . . Medit i I’.es. Taury and Taiiol Articles. Soaps an<3 Perfumery. Fine Gitpii anti mack Teas. Jhctodne Lamps anti Oil. 5) YE VITTE-S. Together with every other article usually kept in a well unpointed. Drug Store. Physicians’ Prescriptions carefully prepared. 4-it Juu 24 30 J3.*o*<OrSß AND MEDICINES. rilhe undersigned having purchased the I elegant Drug Store o: i>r. Little, take pleasure in announcing to the people o’ Thomasyille, and the country generally, that they have just received a full supply of fresh Drugs and Medicines, l’aints. Oils. Perfumery, Stationery, ct., etc. Call and examine for yourselves lly strict attention to business, courte ous and honorable dealing with our cus tomers we hope to merit and receive a libe ral share of patronage. WINN & CASSELS. Jamks N. Wins. Samvel J. Cassels. jan 17tf FRESH DRUGS DU. P. S. DOW EH has just received a large stock of tresb Drugs, purchased at the best manufactories in the United States, and embracing every article in the Medical Department. ll is Drugs were purchased with the view of supplying the market with the very Best Quality of Medicines manufactured, ami the prices were not therefore consulted, //e will nevertheless sell upon easy urnis. and feels sure that he can give satisfaction. Thankful for tiie liberal patronage ex tended to him heretofore by the people of Thomas County, lie hopes to merit aeont in uation of their favors. Z/e may be found at kisoldStaud opposite llemington x Son. Jaji 4, if • P. S. BOWER. To the Public. “IVrE Fee to inform the public oft! s city T ? and vi iiiity. that we have just received an entirely uew stock of UI.\ES ,4\D LIQUORS. such as, Scotch Whiskey, Bourhcin, V\ 1 -kev C'vk'ail and Old live. Brandy Oarktail, Murett,) Hennss.-ev Brandy. Fine OKI Holland Gin and Gin Cocktail. Scltcid in Cordial Schnapps.Janmita h’uni. Cider. Sherry, Port and Ginc- r Wine S. otcli Ale and London Porter. \Vorn.wood Cor dial. Xoyean Cordial, Pure Havana Cigars, Fae Chewing Tobacco. Also, Oysters in th<- -hell. Can Ovstere, Sardines anu Pk kled Salmon* Avery fine assortment of Fruits and Candies. Slewed Oysters Apple Todtlv. warm Whiskey Punch, every night. MOSES* A YOUNG. Feb 14 T 3m GEO. T. PATTEN*, COMMISSION MERCHANT, T.IO ll H.1.1i, u.|, tITILL Ovum, Karon. } Sugar. sru j. Woo l . Ac., At-, on ■ Sava nali, aud Goods from. Dept-t to I t t L. j Feb 14 ‘ 7-3tn* GEORGE PATTEN, IT o r w a r ci in s AND COM >1 ISSIOX ‘II.RG! 1 \T, SAVAX.MII. CBOBGIA. r pENDEIW his servi. es to the Merchant> of 1 Tiiomasville mid the Planters <-f Thoioa.- t ’ mnty forthe forwarding oft; H- ri - ot Pro nee and pnn-ht:-- of S g>| lies, and re - licit* Uoeir palrouage- Feb 11 7-3m* J, R, St DAVIS t^CO^ Auclion & Commission MERC HANTS, Next door to 11. A 1., Goldbcrry’aStore SOLICIT cmisiitiimeiits of goods of. all de scriptions I’articiilar attention paid ts telling real aud personal property. ‘/I’ - \u*-:. i >ait** on Wednesdays and Satur 1 davs—dav and night. . J. R S. DAVIS, G. A. JEFFFUS. Feb 14 7-3m* ‘ M.LILR. THOU*B N. to., . C0313J GROCERY MEECH AjN T S , SAVANNAH, ..... GEORGIA. A. J. MILLER. SAMUEL B. THOMAS. I>. U. LIVUSG3TOS. Jan 24 V 4-Gm* J: AV. RABUN, ■ - - it ■ V r: AG A iflt) 6oh|h)issio() ‘tjjciviKjoi, No. 140 Buy Street Savannah, Ga-. ■ Has.resumed business and sclic'ts irom th - ii i'.-nds and patrons of the I ite film •■[’ Ituun and Smith, the privilege of serv ing; them. j an 1 3m Y LTvTLL*I§I?dI, COTTON FACTOR miAßl.l!} 113 CIBI Me3’cl*l£V33Lt- No. 94 Bay Street, jan l-3m ISA I .1 11. GA. F BLAIR. N. B. E BICKFORD JJLASB & RICKIORD, LUMBER MAHUFAGTUfiERS A Nil DEALERS IN TItJBKB A> 1* M tiBER OF KVEit V DESI BIPTIO’J, DOORS, SASH AND 13 33IMDS. Snyantiak, Georgia, and Lumber Yard on Canal near Bryan Street. * Offic ■: ISO Bav Street. Jan 31 * ■ ‘ 5-3m* GREAT B A R G A INS “ . AT DIYIS & .IKFFERS’ rsr JE3 * w Aiicnoi & mm 111, Next to Goldbt-s-ry' Store. fftHE attention of the public is called to the 1 large and varie I assortment of Goods of ■ all descriptions consigned to us for sale AT AUCTION, or at private pale, at l.esi* than Co*t. Ladies are particularly invited to cail and examine out fine Goods and Prices. It i-i our intention to make this the Cheap i ; V -Vfiction >aliis on Wednesdays and Satur days—dav and night. J. R. S: IJA VIS, . CL A. JEFFERS. Feb 14 7-3m* • FA M flif GROCERIES. ’ | II K unde retimed are now offering Family I <1 Cheap for C ash, at tile stand j ot David Harrell. Th.-y are also preparing, to receive a large lot of * . ■ . GROCERIES Os ail Drrri!Hi,on, • at the same place, which they intend offering t i the public upon tiie most reasonable terms, for Cash or Country Produce. ’ JOSHUA TAYLOR. JAS. A. DIIUOKS. Feb 7 _ . fc>-6m TAN YARD. Haying bought out the t\\ yard ■•f .1 Sehitf & Brtbvr, at Thom isville-. and determined to carry on the business of TANNING the undersigned w 11 purcluise 10,000 Pounds OF GOOD HIDES, it’ delivered at David Harrell's. Provision Store, where they will be paid for in Family Groce ries or Cash. Tlie undersigned will also give a liberal price tor K O O D OAK K A It K, for Tanuiu”, JOSHUA TAYI.OR. JAS. A BROOKS Feb 7 6-Gm PiIXDELL & CO, fJMijmi UPOCifS, fieullinrst Corner Bay & Barnard Sts. SAI'AXyAH, GA. A large and well Assorted Stock Const an t l y o n II an and and for sale at Lowest Market Prices. N. B —Special atiemicn given to orders by mail accompanied with remittance. Not 8 6mo LETTER FROM MAJER JACK DOWNING. lie liofil* knottier Cabinet Meeting— The. Msijer IJeciilthat lirginay nre a Niait—Entrance aiid Extraor. dinary llxit of Suwacr. , To J FEMES BpC’ ANNON, • ; i Dear Jkf.mks —I was sceered up this in irnin be! ifcday ’ y n l>w 1 nock in, ami koHerin like the hole tavern was i afire. I jumped up quicker ihan lit i etiiu. lit into my britches, jump juckit’ ami eote, and run to the door to see whar the fire was. Thar 1 found the President’s man standin. .¥es he, Ma jor Do*ny. Mr. Jobosing has sent for you ;he wants to seev - ou iinmegently. i. I a.-ke and him if lie was sick, or .-fobbed or ailin n enny other wav. The man sed the President was work'n the floor all nito cus-in and stonipin and frettin - ab ut sumtiiin he dednt know whut. j 1 puts out-with my lanton. \\ heti 1 j arriv th .r the President was sta iden j i p look lb at a j.jeter of’ GineiaJ Ja.-k ----son. Sea he, “Major, come in and give me so me advice on the stuit of thin s now.'” • . “Consarnin of what,” scs I ? “You see v>-hot Congress is tryin to do with the Sowthren Staits. 1 want i you to tell m'o is they Staires or is they territories. 1 am bothered on. that J pint “ i . “Well, Mr. President,” ses I, “take y ;.ur scot and cum. to order. I am cheermon, you know.” The President sot down,, run his hands in his b itches pockets', and . hungdown his hed and li-tined. •Ses 1, “take Tor instants Old Virgin ny: The question is, is she a Stmt.” • . “I .think she are,’’ sez the Presi- i dent, “ but L aint positive. Some of the members of Congri-s scs she aint. Wlinf is y< tir opinion ? Ses I, “Mr. Johnsing as shure as you live, Old Yirginny are two Staits, with two 1 vgisiafures, two cons f itushons two eapitiis and two govners, Peerpint and Boi/rmnn is them. ‘ She aint nary territ ry. She wunce had a territory belougin to iler extendiu way over the llio to the Pasiffic Osliiin - She was a Staite then, a dominion en herself. But when she cum to make the Unity Staites, Massaehusets sed Vi gir.ny is too big a Staite, 1 am fieri of her. Then Uid Virginny give to-the Unity Staites all her territory ( o make penny other Staites. She and and not because she was big aud strong shet the door anu leeve potu vti-an onivi-nu ofassaenu sits out in the cold. No, she sed come in Sestcr t'ape ('od, and since it dis - turbs you t! at I have so wide a border I will cut it ou and lay it on the orlter of our country. Thougli L am now strong, li- c Sampson, 1 will cut oil my locks with my own hands, a!, d will take you, doutin S'ster, to my bussuni as an. equal. \ irginny was a Staite then, and a gennerous Staite 100. Her sons were great staitsmen. YVoshinton, and Jefferson, and Mad derson, and Marsliall, and Muoro (who willed us ail Amerika and the iluns in tiie see) and Giles, and Mason, and Floyd, and Wyth and boys ot that sort were Virginmans. The union of the Slaits was firmed, and the Oonstitushon of the Unity Staits was made, intendin to secure and protect the rites of tiie Staits. Yir giuny was a Stait then. This was long ago in time of peace. After a spell we * got into war with Inglon in delence of Massaciiusits seemen and Massachusits oouimu-, and when all the nashon was strippiu for a big fire and rushin to the battle feel, while Yirginnians and ev ery man from all the other Slates wen for standin up for the old flag agin the eiieny, poor little shiverin Massachu sits got sceered agiti, and her o cn were me tin in a Uarifoo convenshon and fixin to quit the Union, and burnin blew lifes to show the ennitny where to Lind and take the country. Alter ui.iny up and downs his wor cum to a close. . \ irginny was a- Stuit then, but. she did not move to amend the y'onstitushon to keep Massaclr-sits out of Congiess, nor lo appim a provision al guvnor of ‘Massachusits blew life flarifoot Convenshon . men Nor to requiie neguers to vote in Massochu sits. And in our days wh n the late sivil wor broke o.ut, which you predict ed in 1564, as the natteral result of Northern agitashon, and Johu-Brown raids, Virginity • held h. ck as long- as she could, hoggin Congi i- io¥ con.-illi, ash on and tlic Soatheiu Staits For pa slieuce. White Senniter Chandler was c’.ummorous for blood till.Mr. Litcuin demanded of \ irginny troops to or. i-h out her own rites and,the life, of the Constitu.-huß. That was too much lor \ irginny. .She had stood s.till and seen a sec-ti iftal party forgetting the farwell ad vie of G inneral VV’oshingtoii and the voices of reason and j-ustiee, plant eselt. on a platform at wor w th tier -vital entere-ts cxptesslv garaoteed to her .in the Uonstitushon. Yo-u know, Mr.-J oh using, that what I say es true. She.bad seen that party come into power by a minor ty vote. You didn’t vote for it, for you felt like Ver ginny that party would ruin the coun try; and the bed of it sneek into the cupitil in di-gise makin foolish speech, es along the rode to gapen niggers, drunken cartmen. and empty croud office seekers. She disputed of the R publeck, aid seiu she was bound to pitch in she determined to rally her sons around the ark of the covenant and array them then against the liord of forriners and penitenshary conricta Tliomasville, Georgia, Wednesday, Match, 7, 1800. burning and steeling everything vaG • liable.i-ii their recch. while th.y came into her borders under the eye and control of cqmmanlitig ginnerals to \ repossess Lincuin of the I. nity States - - —.. She nftompte-l to sMt all that ere 1 worth savin of our ia-titu ghoi’.s, the rites of the Staits, by jinin her sister Stalls of tiie Scutlii hojpiri to form thus the nuclus of anew Goofed raah’un to whieii in time the Staits in. the Union, except perhaps Mussa chu-its, mite succeed,. She fit the eood Lite, but fortune was a* in her. fhousands of her brave sons bit the dust in her defence. She was the hat tlcfiel of tiie wor. And alter strug gles, unparallelletl in the atinals of history .and sacrifices and sufferins un herd of, she found her strength une qual to a continuance; of the struggle She had to surrender to the Northern ,-umy made up from ail the m-hons ;ind kindreds, and tongs and cullers of the ei tli, except Massachusits,. Was too nu merous and powerful. Gen. Lee sur. rendered to Gen. Grant, and when the o'her Confederate leaders saw Lee a prisoner they knew that the cause was gone, and as they fjuglit for indepen dence, when they saw there was no hope of obtaining that object, they all voluntarily surrendered, and the wor was at an end; i ut the question of the cxestence of Virginny a> a Stait was niver put at issue in that site Lincunj said Ire only wanted to save the .Union; Congress said so; the army said so. The solgers volunteered to save tiiat. Now what Union did they want to save? N< t the Union between. Massachusits i and Connecticut and the other Staits * not seseded, that Union was not in danger, but the old Union as it stood before the wor. Not a Union between Massachusits and the territory ot Vir ginny. No siteh union ever existed, and no man ever declared sitc-h a pur pose. No army could have been mus terc 1 in this Union with sitch an ob ject in view, with enny other leader then Ben Butler the beast and tiie Massachusittprs, and not them if enny fiten was to be. did.’ T?o, Mr. Presi. dent, Virginny aint no territory y it, Go you remember, Mr. Jtyhusing, how Old. \ irginny got to he two Staits, and Peerpint and Boarinun got to be her govners?. * I remember somethin about it; tell me all about it, ses the President. Well, then, scs I when the Virgin* r.y convenshon tried to sesede the dtait, ait in a lump, ae-jm, in the Stait was oppose i t 0 .sess£-shon These forty men sent representatives, to a convenshon at Wheelin, up in the Panhandle. They soon put the. Stait back—that is, they sed the Stait had not gone no whar else; that she was whar she always was in the Union.’ liincum aed so too, and told them to Lold*their holt.as they was. So they appinted pussin Peerpint govn'r,’ and sot up shop in a ambulance, as the cap ital of Virginny, at wheelin, and com menced pussin laws like five hundred But they hadn’t got far before a iuss took plais in their camp, The Pan! an die wanted to sesede from Virginny, and they called a convenshon about as big as a. clod of dirtc, and made a Stait constitushonof Panhandle, Virginny, c-al ing the new Stait West Virginny, and appinted Squire Boarinun their govner. But Passin Peerpint had no idee of givin up his appintiuent, at the hands of the thirty Pauhan alers and the nine other Yirginnians, and deN termined to migrate; so he mounted his old gray mare, with the nrkives in his saddle bags, and rid nitc and day till he got clean out of the Panhandle, and out of danger of Mosby k Stuode; jile iapded at Alexandiy as a saif place. Here he called his five legislators to gether, and went to passin of lors like thunder. You remember, West Vir gitiny wanted to git into Corgrcss, and somebo ly found a difficulty. Ihe Con stitusbon of the Unity Staits says some thing about makin new Staits in the bounds of the old Staits. Here was the difficulty. ■ Mr. Liucum wus not much tVubbled on that account; he didn’t, strain at no nuts; he s“d Cop on-ess can cure sich dei’eets. lie was .o ! vvil.in to take the Panhandle enny way- But some of his Congress sed j they Couldn’t vote tor the bill until they knew Virginny consented to it j Passin Peerpint’s boys corue to their j relief. The legislator at Alexandry, | composed of about five men, represent tin in all about nine men, includ in themselves, passed a lor, say in Virgin” try consents, to the mak meut ot' \V est i • Virginny, and then a lor that nob dy but themselves should vote or hold of’ j 1 sis in Virginity. The difficulty js re | | moved. West Virginity is received into Congress. Lincum sed, all rite. ‘ Congress sed, all rite. Bourtuan, the govner, sed all rite; and passiu Peer pint sed, all rite. All sed all rije all round the. horde. Yet the Radicals de” ,ny that Virginny is a Stait. If Vir ginny aint. no Stait, West Virginny couldn’t be made. Every member of Congress who voted for recevin West Yirginnv into the Union did so on the m/ # # supposition that Virginny wus a Stait consentin to the fortnashon of the new Staic, or lie committed perjury. “I see how it is,” ses the President “My opinion is confirmed, and L will act. on it till the cows couie home. All the Staits is Sraits yit, and I’ll site for them. If Virginny aint no Stait, Tennessee aint none, and if Tennessee aint none, I aint President, But lam President, and I will execute the lore- that is mv bisness. I will doustice ; and, Major, I’ll tdl you.what : 1 intend to veto every hill affeettn the Southern S aits. tdl thiY reprisentativea a:e al lowed to take their seats. I doubt Major, whether Congress can pass a io.r while nearly half the .Staits am kept out of > ’engross. One Stait vong fufly kept out of Cotigress yishiates all the degisLshon and dissolves the Uaiotf.” • • ■ . • Just at this time somebody. rung the door bell, and Mr . Johusing stop ped torkin. In a niinnit tiie door o|>-- envd. and the man announced Mr. Sumner of Massadhusits-. ’ “Pontake Massachfisits!” ses the- President. “Tell him to come in this instant. Pont you move, Majer ; keep your see’ ands e the fun.” Mr. Sutuner came in with a smile on his face; Now Mr. Sumner is a nice looking man —a good, kind havted feller,-a frond ly lookin man-, pu tie.lur so towards the President at t.liis par ticiar time. Ses lie..“Mr. President., I.called to consult about the Now York collector ship. • . ’ . “Cotifound your pictcr, scs the F’rcs i lent ; I never axed you.r ad vise about tiie New York colleetorship, nor ihout enny thing else. \ou area iiitiooni/. poop, ennyhow. I have been witehin your course’ in the. Sennit, an 1 I am glad of this chance to tell you you u i- c a low spirited puppy. Get out of my or I will keek you out. When Mr. Johnsing commenced torkin, Mr. Sumner sidled round to where I was sittin on the sof'er, and piitrin his arm around me whispered “Don’t let. him hurt me, please sir. Idont meen no hafm ; lain apeetea ble man. I don’t want to make the President mad. Pleese. sir, beg for me; I am leered he will hurt me. Ses I, “Mr.. Sumner, run If you can. Mr. Sunnier ris, aid the President, thinkin he meant lite, pitched at • him 3lr. Sumner made for • the door; the President kicked at him as ho passe if. I ho.pe he did ijot hurt him mutch. I heard a dull kind.of a sound, like a ican'kickin a bag of meal. Mr. Sum tier’s co-te tail flew up, and lie fetched a smart grunt, and limped in both legs. When lie got into the lull, the servant cotch him by the collar, and thinkin he had hit the President, or stoled somethin, choxed him rite smartly, til] I could holler to him to let the poor man go, which Mr. Sumner p-i ----] fir* WHrn Tip crot to tlio front door, he called the servant, and J axed hiru Jc beg the President and the harted gentlo.'tian not to say nothin about what had tokej place, as he did not intend harm to nobody, u!)d was a freed to* the President. When the sound of Sumner’s Too.s died away ses the President— “Majer, T give him fits didn’t 1 ? lie aint, commin here no more to .die.- tare to me who to appint collector at New York, let him go home now to h-s hole and console himself, if he feels like it, with Burns’ poems. I aint i much of a man foi poetrv. Major, the only piece I ever knew was about old Jim Squier who fell in the - fire, Ac, &c, and L think it rather suits Sumner. Did Burns write that piece Major ? There was a heap of burnin in it. . Ses 1, Mr. President, poor Sumner, poor Sumner ! Let him rest, lets dont j tell enny body nothin about his visit here this tnornin. Agre id, said the President. Majer, when I fust come to Congress from Tenncs T c there wont no Sumner there ; there wont uo U ilson there ; there avont no Thai Stephens there ; there wont no It ad teals there, hut seech men as Henry < lay and Datinel Web ster, and John C. Calhoon, and Tom Benton, and John Giaton, and Sela llite, and Jesse Brite and men of that sort were in voag ; they were all good men, sometimes difierin in polleticks, but all honest lovers of the country and the hole country. It was then a great pleasure to be in public life, But times is changed for the worser. A sectional party, sprung up on Ply* mouth Hock in Cape God. Itgrowed in oark and gathered venom with its growth tell by pisoning the public mind by the pulurt, the press, and ihe schoolroom it absorbed the other par ties ; it was a whirlpool, it drew every-, thing into its Vortex, religion, pollotins, education, egislashon, family and pub lic virtue, and everything become cor rupted. Tn.c goo . men of that section, an f Majer, 1 know there.are cords of good folks there yit, had to go into ridremen-t and ‘let the pigmees floatin ou th 6 scum'of the whirlpool come in to power. Hence came Charles Sum ner and Henry AY ilsont, and eiift rs of that stripe, pisoned scorpions, tree frogs, swel erin pisnn under their'tongs. Maggits and’ tadpoles, weggletails and Dole eats spring into life in the rotcen society in which they live. Majer, the great sin of the passed was listened to the call for protective tariffs and for monopolys and foundation on which the Puritans have built , there is where our pre decessois sowed the seeds of ruin in : our s/stem. Protection ought to scese ; all the St-iits’.ou.lit to be on an equal ity. Protection to one n eans oppres sion to the others. V hat do you think of tliis view, Majer ? Mr. President, ses TANARUS, them is my sentiments. Massachusits ought to come down from her stilts, and if you don’t reccommed free trade and sailers i rites the country will never be passe- fide. Th r G a storm bruin, in the North West. ‘They jay rhair* taxis yit. b t I hear muKerin thunder ctmi in from that quarter. * Tin v see the Putitoßs proteetcd by .tariff and mob opperlies and bo.iinties. They see’ them uettiQ ritch ;it their* factories, wor kin other ■ ]>cop!c's cotton and woo 1 - m l i.rqn, while tltew without protection have to pay the nashonal dot. This ain’t ‘he fust time in my nieinry when the -ou-itry was calj *d to - considder this verry question. In the days of Gin ncta! Jackson [ and he settled it, we hoped fin illy. on the terms of the Cla - toa Compromise (some call it the v lay ompromse, but the. credit belonged to Ciaton ) The tariff by that went down to whot Ginneral Jackson call'd the rovenn standard ; but w!;cn the old hero aiid T left the White llous’c and went home, the MassachusircrS I begun by. degrees to aggitate the tariff : question ‘ agin, they had had their hands so-long in the people’s pockets they tbuiid it hard to keep them out. They cride and b gge’d’ till Congriss moved by their crocsidele tears and lammenta ions passed other, tariff* lms; and now when the dot is so big that the bige-cst Idol in the Union knows it will never be p lid, these tariff men have hot’ up the bonds and swear they wont pay no tax on them, and that a high tai iff is got tp be fixed mi thceountry till some unborn Mithuseler dies with ole aige. The West sees, this stait of things, and they are grumblin. They git no jiro ee.-iion. Ttiey have to dig their mutiny out of the groun, and it, is hard work tor them to pay the taxes and then make tong and buckle meet. Somethin is got to be did. The tar iff tiiat fattens the Capo Codders and starves the rest of the Union is got. lo be fixed r te. Taxes must be raised 80iuo other wav or bathera liou will he.n in your auminstrashon on a 1 sides. Majer, scs the President, I have been. tlFtikin. of .a speshal message to Congriss on the stait of the cuntvy, but our Cabinit meetin in this mpriiin has hilt on long c-nuff I supose When wo ‘ meet again we will tork over some matters which I will then bring before you.’ I move now that we bust Cabi net, .which moshan was canid nutiani ii'ously, and we adjuroed for the day. ■ Now, ses ti e President, honors is easy with Mr. Sumner and me. While he said this he was openin his closit, and I knowed what was cummin, that same.old long bottle, black Bet c y, n Lo rt-.’10,] In.- The President can pnvitley take the bigg st J.iuk., i er seed. ’J’his titne he housed a bout a pint. The bottle sed good, good, twenty times while lie was drinkin; 1 counted them. When he finished he handed ‘he bottle to me, and ! finish ed black Betsy m. short order, and we parted.-. : Jeemes, when you reed tInAA Uw lines take hart. I know you love the cuufcry well. The cuntry is in -triable; she is sick; but I. hojio she will get well yit. The President is growin in ! favor everywhar; bis strength is iti crecsin, and he will do all he catv.for the hole cuntry. lie-lias now no spite agin the South! He is sobered down and bein a patriot he is tryin to bring about pecce in all our borders, and he’ll do it. Mark my predieshon. Jeemes,- look about and find some ; likely widder as knows liovv to make pise and caiks and sweet meets, and darn stock in's, and when you find her buck up to her and g t married. \ r ou aint too old. Remember Abraham and. Sarah. \ r ou don’t know nothin about good livin as you is. Git married en ny how in the world I know you would enjoy the married like. I tell y< u whot, you put it to old Scot about rife in vour book. Old Scot aint mutch of a big man, as 1 knows on, no bow. \\ hat is become o: him? How mutch pay do you recked lie is drorin now ? I So no more at present. Y’orn tiil death deth, Jack Downing, Ex Majer Downingville, James Buccannon. . Millesha. Pi S. —Jeeme-, es I write to you en ny more from here, I intend to direct my letter to Mr. Filmore, and he will let you reed it. If you git marrid, I will wait on you and help eat the g-iod things. Jeemes, how menny spoons do you gess Ben Butler has g it, shore naff? No jokin now. How many pi ners and good furniture, and how mutch njunny did he make by letrin specula tors go out and com# into his lines, and whot has gone with Mrs. Bet’s dimons, that Mrs. Foster captured, and whot bus become of Mrs. Milrory, and more particular, where i Mrs Logan’s goo s Milroy and his wife stole from thar house ? If iou liave Butler’s- and Mil roy’s picters, s°nd them to me. Su git'marrid. *■ Jack Downing, Jeemes, &c. • ExAlajer* &c. John Van Burrn’n Fun Wc make the f--Hawing laugh ble extract from a sj eech made, by Join Van Buren while canvassing New York: 1 have been engaged in an active o o canvass tn this .State,. 1 have had the geo i fortune —and it is a good fortune in these days of railioad disaster and massacres—to meet no aceidei t L havq met no loss, except last night wliert my carpet bag was stolen Irom the Curs, Ido not mean to say that it was stolen by a republican. But I do mean to say that no Democrat ever would have taken it. It was uot a YOL. VI.—No. 10. .ca-e Tor any mistake, for it was marked with my name in various places, and the contet ts of it would discKse to al most anybody whose property it was. 1 by no means intend to charge upon the Republicans having taken posses ion of the bag ; least of all would I attribute tin* taking of it to Get oral Kilpatrick, who has 1 een here. 1 de sire to say, in defence of Gen. Kilpat* rick, that he is much more remarkable for losing his own baggage than for’, taking the baggage-of any one else. Nor do I hold him entirely to blame for that, because, if 1 can depend upon the representation's >t his soldiers and officers, the quantity of Ids baggage requires a vast deal more watching than I have evt-r been able to givo to mine. - - -* • ■— Klou ClmrlcK 11. Minilli, Senator from ilie Rome District, is the obaorved of all observers. 11 is seat is to. rho right of the President, about midway the side Will of the chamber, ah i directly un ler the full—length por trait of Old llickoty—Jackson. ‘ lie is the first Senator the stranger asks to ■ see on entering {ho gallery, and espec ially sOj if the aforesaid stranger be of gentle sex. A casual spectator at fir.-t glance, would hardly single out a small,, trim, yet grave and dignified person, the crown of whose head is unadorned with capi lary ornaments, t< be the veritable and inimitable “Hill Arp,” of continental celebrity. 11 is stature i< Napoleonic very slightly exagerated,- and.his port is Chesterhe!, iian, sans the stilts.. Hut for his laughing blue eye, _ full of lufking liumor and quiet mis-- chief and beaming with intelligence and bonhommie, one would set him down lor another of Carlyle s Eastern men I. have not seen him on his’legs in the Senate, and am therefore unpre pared to form any opinion of his ability as a parliamentary speaker, If lie should speak there as well as he writes —his mental and phisical conforma tion is a far and happy one He is Chairman of the Committee on Li- . nance, and is winning and enviable reputation in that difficult branch of Legislative science. That is his first term of service as a Legislator, and should file meridian be as bright as tho orient promises, his career will be ono . of usefulness and fame lie is a law yer by profession, and, L have been told, ranks among the foremost of the Cherokee Bar. Tis strange be should o'loeoa cuoli a litigious VOCUtiotl in Ins view ot his naiuiUi anu ii.vi.uio avowed harmonizing proclivities and dispositions. En passant, he comes honestly and not-.hereditarily by those harino nzin g .elements of character anu temper, if Combe be authority. His father was a'native of B >ston and his • mother was a native of'Ohurleston —tho blood of Massachusetts and South Oar p,;'>a .commingling in his views! Wl o else can “?V‘ as*-much?-and ought ho‘ not to do Ids to lmimonizo, tlre'antagonistic sections?’ This crude . sketch would’be iuexc.sab’y irnpei'icct were’ I to omit mention of Major j .Smiths attractive, companionable* dis* position. Frank, cordial generous, no bo iy finds a wanner welcome in any circle; and'abounding in anecdote and story-telling, no cue -can recall a fin-, gle biting or bitter remark that fall from his -lips. J 1 is heart i-t as tender as pity itself, and.his modesty is equal to his merit. . ►—: . Editing a papir is a very pleasant i business. . .. ’ If it contains too much political I master, people won't have ‘it. If the type is tio large, it don’t-eon | tain enough reading matter. - * • | ’ If the type is small, people won’t, j read it. . If we publish telegraph reports,peo j pie say they are lies. If we omit them, they say we-have no. | enterprise or suppress them for pol j litical effect ... If we have in a few jokes, people say I we are a rattlohead If we omit theta, they say wc are an old fossil. . If wc publish original matter, they damn us for not giving selections. If we publish selections, m ri say wo arc lazy for not writing more, and giv ing them what they have not read in ; some other paper. If we give a man a complimentary notice, then we are censured for being partial. - IP we do not, all hands say weare a greedy hog, . • If we insert an article that pleases the ladies, men become jealous I's we do not cater to their wishes the paper is not fit to have in the house.- if we attend-church they say it is only for effect. ‘ ‘ . . i ’ If we don’t they‘denounce us as deceitful and desperately wicked. If we remain in the office and attend to business, folks say we are two proud to mingle with other fellows. If we go out, they say we never at tend to bisiness.. If we publish poetry, we affect sen tinicntrl sm. ... If we do not, we have no literary p o’ish or taste, If the mail does not deliver our pas per promptly, they say we do not pubv lish “on the time,’’ If it does, they are afraid we are getting ahead ot time. If we do not pay ajl ttie bijls prompt ly, folks say we aro not to bo trusted. ” It we do pay promptly, they say we stole the money.