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TiMES-ENTERPRISE, THOM ABVIl. LE, NOVEMBER 4, 1904. . SfiD FLAG.. r ^ Trade follow* the Aka May be trtie. V«\t we'd add ( The aucticrtcfcrs rag tFollowx trade when it's bad. —Philadelphia Press ADVICE. ■Gladys—“Is Harold worth ’trifling plthV» bvlthr Grace—“No. He wants all of his presents back os soon ns the engage* meat is broken.”—Detroit Free Press, ASSISTANCE FROM FATHER. Hawkins—“Did your fntherdtt-law help you out when yon were married?’* Simpkins—“Yes; he. helped hs out of the State, and sli)ce then we have be come too poor tq return.”—Butte Inter* Mountain. ^ . , EXPERIENCE. Mrs. Annex—“This must bo the new *ook now, John. I hear a cab stopping vt the door.” JAPANESE PROVERBS; Mr. Annex—’’You’d better show her the house, dear, while I go and tell the cabman to Walt.”—Life. * BEGETTING COLIC. ‘•Funny thing about ipe,” remarked the cucumber. “What’s that?” inquired the young radish. “I do my best fighting when I’m, down.”—Philfideipi^a Ledger. f : GOOD REASON FOR IT. .^Father—“What are you crying nbout^ Bobby (between Robs)-“I don’t flTfiut to jgo to school to-day.” > ,^ Father—“Why not?” •. Bobby—“Sis jilted, 'the teacher last night”—Puck, Qaalnt and Picturesque Sayings af the tittle Oriental, “Roses have thorns” and n WaiiA have ears” are ns coninwm Hie Jap- aness speech nft to 'cur own. We say “more baste kss speed,” but the Jap^ bnese phrase is, “If in a hurry go round.” In this country we very often remark that “Accidents will in the best regulated fatoitfes ” The Japs, on the cbAtfary, with an eye to the , ptettiresque, vitalize it, so to speak, in their .“Even a monkey some* times falls from a tree.” One of our most useful English sayings is-, “tfettse who play with edged tofifs must ex pect to cut their lingers.” In experss- iog a similar thought th^ Jnp goes us one better so far as picturesqueness it concerned. He says,“If you keep ti gers you are likely to have trouble* One of our standard 'is to the effect that "OH and ‘tTater won’t mix.” The Japs ba’ve hot improved on this. “You'Can’t rivlt a nail in a custard” is thcfr way pf putting it. “The lotus springs from the mud” IS their poeti cal expression of the common thought that “Out of evil good may come.” What could bo moT'C suggestive and at the same tithe sp poetic ns their “Scattering ft fog with a fan?” When a ■•Tup undertakes the impossible his neighbors do not scoff at him or mock him. They simply say that lie is “Building bridges to the clouds,” or that he is “Dipping up the ocean with a shell.” Failure in such a' country must be ns delightful ns success in our more materia! land. “Thine own heart makes the world” is worthy of Emerson or Browning. — Rochester Post Express. ALL BROKEN DOWN, abkache. Joseph McCauley, of 144 Sholto street, Chicago, Sachem of Tecumseh Lodge, says: “Two years ago my health was complete ly broken down. My back ached and was so lame that at times I was hardly able to dress myself. I lost my appetite and was unable to sleep. There seemed to be no relief until I took Doan’s Kidney Pi.ls; but four boxes of this remedy effected a com plete and permanent cure. If suffering humanity knew the value of Doan’s Sidney Pills they would use nothing else, *s it is the only positive cuire I kijow.” For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. T. Insane Witnesses. In a case involving the manage ment of an English insane asylum sev eral former inmates we.e called as witnesses and the King’s counsel -who called them remarked that they were as sano as Anyone in the couft. The Judge on the bench showed no enthu siasm at the announcement. / RELAXATION. Mrv Saltonstnl! — “I feel tired to death this morning. I’ve been out till u}Kiniglit the last four nights running. ♦ Mrs. Walsinghain—“So do I. I have had company for two weeks now, and I’m all worn out. Let’s go shopping. —Somerville Journal. ; UNMENTIONABLE. Teacher—“What docs b-u-i-l-y spell?” Johnny—“Why—er—” Teacher—“Come, come! Suppose A great big boy were to strike a little fellow, wbat would, you call him?” Johnny—“I doji’t dust ter tell yer, ma’am.”-—Philadelphia Lcdgei* \r ' EXPLAINED. ■ Teas—“I just met Miss Nuritch and ■she said slip was in a great hurry to get down town and buy some gloves Jor your feet. What on earth was she driving at?” Jess—“My feet? Oh, I Invited her to my lawn fete this afternoon.”—Phila« delpht* Press. Wakec 1 ! Up All Kindi of Snakes. fennku, arc unusually plentiful In tlio Middletown Valley this year, If tlio report of Farmer George Cramer 1$ reliable, for lr tells the Hmirpion story of the season. He lWcs n*. Catoctin Switch, in tht southern part of the valley, ttiid says that while he was mowing clover a few days ago a large blacksnake jumped up from the grass ond landed on the mnehinp. He stopped the machine nnd killed the reptile, which measured five nnd a half feet. Later in the day be picked Up fi bunch of hay to give to one of the horses, when lie ifelt Something.move in his baud. Investigation revealed the fact that he had picked up a tlestiake in the liny. lie dropped It pretty quick nnd killed It. Bur this is not all. Toward evening, while hauling the hay from the field to the barn, he beard a peculiar noise back of l(is head while seated on the sad* j die horse. Upon glnnciufr around, his face came almost iri contnet large copperhead snake that was stick ing out of the load of hay. lie stopped the team nnd killed the Intruder. W’hlle cutting the hay during the dny he killed two blucksnnkes and three copperheads. Mr. Joseph Huffer, south of Middle- town, has so far this season killed twelve large blacksnakes on his farm. Mrs. Christopher Ringgold, of the same vlciulty, killed a six-foot black- snako in her henhouse.—Baltimore Sun. AT A DISADVANTAGE. “You % weather prophets, tnake ft great many mistakes,” said the mati who sneers. “Yes,” answered the observer, “and If other people had all their mistakes published in the daily papers as we do. I suspect that our record would seem pretty good.”-—Washington Star. Ablutions of Cdrttin Ants. A naturalist hftfi been making cer tain observations; on th'j toilets of certain an(s, and has discovered Cafrfi insect goes through most elaborate ablutions. They are not only per formed by herself, but by another, who acts for the time as lady's maid. The assistant starts by Washing the face of her companion, and then goes over the whole body. The attitude the ant that is being Washed is feme of intense satisfaction. She Res down with all her limbs stretched loosely out; she rolls over on her side, even her back, a perfect picture of eaw. The pleasure the little insect evinces in being thus combed and sponged is really enjoyable to the observe. and ; , SHIPWRECKED. A man stood on a londly Isle, A shipwrecked; sailor he, While all about him roared trashed „ , The angry, restless sea. The waves dashed high, as rose the tide With deafening, maddening glee— “Alas!” exclaimed the shipwrecked man, “I guess it’s up ito me.”—Collier's. CURIOSITY. “Th-e Suftan is an Inquisitive fel low." “On the contrary, I should think.” “Well, he’s always doing things to get our navy to come around where he can rubber at it from the- palace windows.”— Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. DISCOURAGING. “Going with any particular girl now, Chump’.ey?” “Yes, too infernally particular., She has refused me on an average throb times a week in the pa*t month.”—Detroit Free Press. Bridge a»a TunneT Combination. Bimoe a French engineer named Gkmoadplafised a submarfue lunnfit,* ‘ Is Mt various projects have been Advanced for connecting England With (he Continent. The latest is (he suggestion Of Bunau-Varilla, who wants bo build a tonne) to within three kilometers of England, and thence a bridge, which England (which has not favored a tunnel) bould destroy at any time in case of danger of i foreign invasion, thus rendering the tunnel ffbelesi. FITS permanently cured No fits or nervous ness after first days use of Dr. Kilhe’s Great NerveBeetorer,$9trialbottleand treatise free Dr; R. H. Kuirs.Ltd., Ml Arch St., Phila., Pa. The number' of, Austrians in the United States is 1,030,000. I do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump tion has anoqual for coughs and colds.—JohN FiBona, Trinity Springs, Ind., Feb. 15,1900; Scotch Wisdom. The fountain of eontoht must spring up in the ml mV, and he who haS to little knowledge of human nature as to seek happiness by changing any thing Blit his own disposition, will waste his life In fruitless efforts and multiply the griefs which he purposes to remove.—Scottish Reformer. TWO GIRLS. said tny firms were iike She—H. ivory. Her Hateful Friend—Perhaps he it- j meant they were jjotbing bu: bone.”—- Detroit Free Press. Bulls In a Hospital. • Two bulls escaped from the arena at Valladolid, Spain, and made their way into a hospital, where they upset several beds on which patients were lying and gored three persons. MONARCH STUMP FULLER. .Will pull tt foot stump without “. Guaranteed to stand a strain n#Ip. t - _ of 250.000 11s. Catalogue nnd dip- counts address MONARCH 1 CKUftllKK CO., Lone Tree. In. y FAILED TO MAKE GOOD. Miles—“Did you ever rend that won derful beck ‘How to Live a Hundred Giles—“Yes; the author was an old schoolmate of mine.” Miles—"Indeed! Where is he now?” Giles—“He died'at the age of thirty- loven.”—Ohlcago News. THE FIRST ESSENTIAL. Betty—“So Maud is engaged? Well, in sorry for the man. She doesn’t now the first thing about keeping use.” Bessie—“Oh, yes, she does." * •etty—•“I’d like to know what.” Bessiw-’Tbe first thing is to get a n to keep house for.”—Harper’s znr. GENIAL JANE. —“After looking at me for a min or Vivo Harry said, ‘Do you know, that a veil improves you great- iirrte—“Not very complimentary.” -“No; but what pleased me was Cnntrmnla'a lflg CofTi-e Crop. When the volcanic eruptions in Gua temala last year covered the coffee linens It was believed that the indus try wilw ruined and that Guatemala had ^received a blow from which re covery would be slow. Many planter* abandoned their ash covered planta tions and believed themselves ruined. But the activity of the volcanoes was followed by heavy nnd long continued rains, which washed away a great deni of tlio ashes and Incorporated more of them with the soil. The rain also seemed to bleach the ashes nnd extract from it a liquid fertilizer which proved of great benefit to the coffee trees. The result is a crop ! nearly ns large again as last year’s, i Hereafter when the volcanoes of Gua- I ternain erupt and spout ashes the only | unfortunate coffee planters will be | those whose llncas are outside of tho j showers.—London Globe. loam that there 1b at loast one dreaded dis huso that science boa been able to (jure in all its stages, and that is Catarrh* Hfill's Catarrh Cure 1b the Only positive curd nOw,known td the medical fraternity; Catarrh being & eon stitutional disease, requires a constitutional treatment; Hail's 6atarrhCuro is taken inter nally, acting directly upon tho blood and mm cons surfaces of tho system, thereby destroy ing the foundation of the disease, and givlir. th« patient strength by building up the <en stitution and assisting naturo in doing Its work. Tho proprietors htrvo so much faith ia its curative powers that tlioy offor One Hun dred Dollars forany case that it fails to euro. Head for list of testimonials. Address F. J. Chknit A Co., Toledo, O; Hold by Druggists, 75c. Toko Hall’s Family Pills for constipation. Ordered a Cab Fir Out to Sea.. A Chicago traveler, looking for pas time, utilized the wireless telegraphy equipment ofc one of tho ocean liners, on his return trip to New York, to or der, while he was yet 200 miles at sea, a coupo to meet him at tlio wharf at a certain hour. BATH8 OF RADIANT HEAT. Light KILLS PAIN KILLS GERMS DR. EARL 5 SLOAN. EIS ALBANY ST„ BOSTON, MASS A Whopper From Pennsylvania. While picking huckleberries on the mountains near Hagerrann’s Run, near Williamsport, on Sunday, D. W. Mack j unit son, Lewis, of South Williamsport, J walked into a den of about thirty rat- | tlesnakes. An exciting fight followed. ! the two men using stones nnd clubs. ] , -^Mumtacncmn — Shorthand Dept., B. O. Oriohton. Eookkeepln* ®- Shijiikiii, OeUlogno free. B. O. Crtohton, Prep., Kiser Kid*., Atlanta, Oa. fine tact he employed in imparting j seventeen of the snakes were /killed. npleasunt thought.”—Boston Tran niS ADMISSION. •lil—“Tell me, doctor, who Is the physician in this town?” mg Doctor Smart (pompously)—“I ng Doctor Smart (In surprise)— Why, I admit it!”—Worn Home Companion. nd—“But—er, h’m!—hoftv will you THE METROPOLIS. ^Inewhere in his works,” the book- nan was saying, “Ben Jouson of the ‘metropolis of the ages’ at did you say his name was?” tho Chicagoan. ;on—Ben Jonson.” er heard of him. When was he ago?”—Philadelphia Prc - the others seeking safety in the crev- | ices of the rocks. During the battle Mr. Mack, who ; held an open jack knife in his hand, ! ribbed a gash ten inches long iu a , snake’s body, nnd a mink, which had , been swallowed by the reptile, crawled ! through the hole nnd tried to get away, I but was so nearly dead from the squeezing it had received and confine- ■ ment in the reptile’s body that it could . not get far, and Mr. Mack killed it i with a blow of his club,—Wellsboro • Agitator. | Fain Banlshfcd by Electric Treatment A heat and light treatment whlcli has caused much comment lately among scientists, says the London Express, is the Dowsing system, that consists chiefly in directing electric heat rays cn the bt>d7 of the person subject for treatment. The system is used in cases of rheumatism, gout sciatica, lumbago and similar dis eases and certain forms of tubercular trouble*. These rays are claimed to be the Nearest approach to the sun’f rays obtainable by artificial means. Tho gre^t advantage peculiar to this treatment lies in the ability of the electric rays to penetrate the body going direct to the part or parts of tlie trouble. To undergo this treat ment the person is Aret placed upon a bed, after removing all clothing, and wrapped snugly in the covers, with the head only outside. The rays are then turned on, and the sub ject is literally bathed in heat. The patient by this system Is subjected to a temperature of 300 or 400 de grees. The person does not experi ence any discomfort, notwithstanding this great heat. Ordinary heat of this high Intensity would do the hu man body to a turn, but these electric rays, being dry, evaporate the exeret- ed perspiration. This method just mentioned is for general treatment. For lecal complaints there are de tached reflectors, which are held Around the World •■! hm uMd jroaf FM and found them the only V this country * -—\ a grist (MAUI ON AmJOATtOH) proof Ollod Clothing » ■ proof Oiled Clothing ■ I VSS 5 fisuai# A. 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I used your medicine for three and. one-half months, improving steadllv !h health, and in twenty-two months A child came. - I cannot fully express the joy and thankfulness that Is in my heart. Our home is a different place now, ns we have something to live for, and all the credit is due to Lrdla Com- E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Glover, 614 Grove St., Milwaukee, Wis.” Vice President, Milwaukee Business Woman 4 * Association.—$6000 frttw prosing gtnuliv Jftffttbf* Frick Engines. Boilers, alb fif**#. Wheat Separators. BEST IMPROVED SAW HILL ON EAR Large Engines and Boilers supplied promptly. Shingle Mills, Corn Millet Circular Saws,Saw Teeth,Patent Dogs, 8tlffiW Governors. Full line Engines,* Mill 8up0H«s. Send for free Catalogue. given free. NpUjingean befen MMhb* linjn Write Or. H. H. Ckoea’s Specialists, Box 19 Atlanta, lNoMortBllndHo»MSUE2£SR3fi Mlw am. Oil.l»w»CH7.a..>..«»■«««M» Mail Orders WE SEND SAMPLES OP SUITS, OVERCOATS, BOYS’ KNEE-PANTS SUITS OR MEN'S PANTS. samples at onee. Twelve yean of practice hse taught us how to send you ‘ J " * - * • * * the amount yoti desire wbat you order—or, it you prefer, send your order, enoiose , 4 ‘ " — J —* i — ' rhat you want, send it bach at our expense, and Hen’s Suits, S3, S7.50, SIO, •lt.SO, 815 and *20. Man’s Pants, *1*0, 99, 99.60, 99, 84 nnd 85. Boys’ Knee-Panto Hutto, 81.50, 8*. 89, **, ■ 85 nnd 80*60, Everything In Hate end Furnishings. the: globe clothing co., «0 WHITEHALL BT„ ATLAKTA, OA. j little aVay from the affec e part, so WORLD’S FAIR 8T. LOUIS. Louisville and Nashville Railroad. If you are going to the World’s Fair you want the best route. The L. k N. is tho shortest, quickest and best line. Threo trains daily. Through Pullman Sleeping Can and Dining Can. Low Rate Tickets ter has been installed in Buckingham •old daily. Get rates from your local agent I Palace, ^for^the use^ of tho King, and and ask for tickets via L. h N. Sforovxn that the heat plays upon the place and searches out the 'disease. The Dowsing system has also been used with some success in the treatment of tubercular joints, and it is believ ed if the heat rays could be tnade to penetrate the patient’s lungs they would kill the bacillus of consump tion. An apparatus of this charac- GUESSWORK, t’s a howling dervish, ;,e , he’s a—a dervish who howls.” why does he howl, George?” , 1 sunn use it’s because he Is a why he a dervish, Ceorge. because he howls. Inspecting Our Roads. R. Peaeoek, an Egyptian railroad man from Assiout, is visiting this country. He is locomotive superin tendent of the Egyptian State Rail ways, and has come here at the request of his Government to inspect the American railways with a view to in troducing some of the modern Ameri can methods of transportation into his country. Allowed at MAMMOTH CAVE. All kinds of Information furnished on ap plication to y J. G. HOLLENBECK, Dlst. Pass. Agent, Atlanta, Ga. Wanted Their Mustaches. Two Mohammedan criminals at 01- riutz were in consternation the other day on hearing that, like all other pris oners, they would have to have their mustaches shaved off. They pleaded that that would be an Indelible dis grace, and that their wives would . and let me get j ca y e them. They were finally allowed —Cleveland lo k eeD them. " ~ HELPING ALONG THE JOKE. “These,” said the epicure to the bright Philadelphia girl, “are snails. T suppose Philadelphia people don’t oat tfrera for fear of cannibalism.” “Oh, no,” was the answer; “ft isn’t that. We coufdn’t catch them.”— Washington Star. when Mr. Chamberlain was suffering from a recent attack cf gout this treatment was resorted to. with suc cess. ANCIENT, BUT IT GOES. Feebles (about to be operated upon for appendicitis)-—Doctor, before you begin I wish you would send and have our pastor, tho Rev. Mr. Blank, come Dr. Sawem—Certainly, if you wish it, but—ab— Feeble3—I’d like to be opened with prayer. W.L. Douglas MADE. IK L. DouoiMm makm mad Mite $3.60 • — dealers srsrjrwbm. Superior in Fit, Comfort and Wear. W. L Douglas uses Corona Coltokfn In his 83.50 ■hoes. Corona Colt to conceded to bo the flnooi Potent Leather made. i cataloocs amirs full nrmeenoM To cure, or money refunded t*y your merchant, eo why not try It? Price 50c.