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Paine’s Celery Compound.
WILLS, RICHARDSON * OO.
BURLINGTON, VERMONT.
A CrEPY.
The cat Is a grownup kitten.
And a grown up pup Is a dot.
But when Is an upo a monkey,
And when la a pig a hogt
A Formaldehyde and Sulphur Fumigators, y
X Disinfectants, Bed Bug Poison, Moth Balls, and *11 V
j? other House Cleaning Requisites at ?!
X BRACtY PHARMACY CO. V
^ Phone 106. Agents 1 Tenney’s" Candy ^
APBDINE tunes
’ AU HEABftCKES «> COLD'.'
times enterprise rno mhvilli e*o to n. \ntn.
FOR THE CHILDREN
A HUMAN SALAMANDER.
Tfc. Story of J.not of til. ninth ond
tbo Emperor Nopolooa.
it was a warm earner. Day after,
day tlie French soldiers bad pushed
their batteries nearer and nearer to
ward the besieged town, and'now one
could look out fee in behind the breast
works and plainly see the faces of the
Austrian artillerymen as they atuek to
their guns with grim determination and
lent their allots flying Into the French
forts.
In one of these little mud constructed
forts a small party of. Freuch soldiers,
under the comtpand of a corporal, were
busily engaged in returning the lire of
the enemy.
The corporal, a tall, gaunt young fel
low of twenty, was directing the work
of bla men. Often be leaped to the
ramparts to note what effect the lire
of bis gun’s was producing.
“Truly," said one of the soldiera as
the corporal Jumped back among them,
“thou art a veritable salamander, for
thou canst stand dre."
To perform tlie first trii-k ‘successful
ly ami 1 mitoulsh your friends with It
you u l hove a convenient gas burner
fitted with, a metal tip, not a lava one.
If the tip Is not metal do. not make tlie
experiment, as that Is essential to Its
success.' !
If therefore you have the' metal tip
tell Uie spectators that you propose to
make the pis hum through a hamlker
chief and leave Uie handkerchief unin
jured."
Of course they will not have suffi
cient confidence in your magical pow
ers to lend you a handkerchief for the
experiment, to you must have one of
your own ready. Tie It tight around
the burner, then turn on the gas and
light It, and you will Dud that It will
burn with the usual steady flame with- 1
out even scorching the handkerchief.
After allowing it to burn for a little
while turn off the gas and, having tak
en off the handkerchief, pass It around
JOHN C. ROWAN,
FOR EASTER
Three;
Best
Ones
Of Fine Clothing
ABE KIRCHBAUMS,
HART, SCHAFFNER & MARX
and KUPPENHEIMERS.
We have the Lion’s share rtf the tr-de from every
smart person in Thomasville andjvicinity that has seen
our Spring Clothing. WHY? Because the values are
Unmatchable.
Not only
Good Cloth
but good' lipihgs—good
styles — good finish-
good fit — and all at
prices that can’t be
touched bv any. other
house in Thomasville
And we say it, be
cause we can prove it.
Sole Agents '
For the three above makes of Clothing.
Crossett Shoes, and Howard Hats.
AVI CAHUIIIIUlltfU. iuu it-uauu uie unuu-
kerchief doe* not burn Is because the
lower part of the flame has not much
heat, and that little Is conducted rapid*
ly away by the. metal tip. With any
olI:c.* Let a met*.! t!.> t!:?,hr.ullicrjh!ef
would be scorched.
Dont'a For Girls.
Don't he ruue toward your brothers.
Boys' feelings are as sensitive us girls'.
Don't forget that you owe the same
respect and obedience to your father
that you do to your mother. Often the
rightful head of the house Is plucod at
Spleen Hot .PoIwiom.
Many people feel a remarkable rs*
pugnonce or even dread for spiders.
This In many cases at least la due to
the supiKiscd venom lp their, bite. Yet,
except the famous tarantula, no spi
ders reftlly Inflict a painful wound.
Tales of fearsome black spiders are
common enough. One of the spiders
known as' "Une weavers" Is reputed to
have n very poisonous bite. To test the
truth of this, one authority on spiders
repeatedly allowed himself tp be bit
ten, yet suffered no Inconvenience^ In
(he early and barbarous days of med
ical practice a spider was frequently
applied to the wrists of patients suf
fering from fever.
WE WANT TO
Dress You Up
Easter
It in to the Men and Boys, of ms , tliut we address our
selves. No doubt about our ubilit;
taate, and at a Moderate cost too.
Neman's Spring and Summer out'
So we say come, let ns pur .
tu out to the King’s
i f m requisite to a gen-
bad of U8.
i.oli with
The World
r a!
hion
Everything beginning with Hats uni ending with Shoes.
Better not delay longer your ' Easier nr-Imres. Time’s short.
MALLARD & VARNEDOE.
“Who Is a salamander?" Inquired a
gruff voice from the rear of the smoke
filled battery.
The soldier, turned and saw standing
there a small, iialc fa,-ml man In a gen-
1 erul’a uniform.
One of the men pointed toward the
corporal.
"It is he. general," he replied.
"A salamander: We will aeol" reit
erated the officer as lie ran bis eye over
the corporal “Can you write?” he In
quired.
"Yes, my general." ...... ... . ... ..._ ______ .. ........
“Follow me, then. Oot Into the j root through sheer thoughtlessness
shot swopt open the two passed, walk- m tLe lwrt of b| , f# inlly.
Ing side by side. .... , Don't forget that It Is In most cases
"You seem." remarked the general father who devotes his life in work
pleasantly, “to be at least a foot UUet I and worry t0 , irovlde for „„ faml , y
than I. Kindly walk on this side. | And and n |j OW |,| m the - gratitude be de-
hc Indicated the side nearest to the | ’
enemy, ."It will he a great protection , I)on .’ t , iavP tr om your mother.
to Bomcmbcr that she was a girl once
Without a word the corporal took tli. , youre „, f . und thut wlu pror ,
•"***' '' . tlio most sympnthetle confidant In the
Just nt that momenta shell hurst dl-. fforilj fol . gg lln;<1 , your hap p lness
rectly over llielr heads, but did them and welfare lleart
no harp. .. ,
The officer cast a quick glance at bln
compaulonv lie was not lu the least
flurried, .H* did not even quicken bis
P^e. ,
Presently they reached und entered s
battery which was the neurest of all to
the Austrian lines. It was filled with
dead and wounded soldiers.. Only one
guii remained standing.
Calmly seating himself on a broken
gun cartridge, the general gave the cor-
l»oral paper and quill and Ink and com
manded hint to write as be begun to
dictate a letter.
The corporal’s hand,did not shake.
Ho wrote almost as rapidly as the gen
eral spoke.
Suddenly, Jnst os the letter was fin
ished, there was a deafening report, and
a huge cannon bull passed dose above
them and bnrieu Itself with u dull thud
Jn the earth beyond. The wind caused
by Its passage overturned the two, aud
dust and dirt completely covered them.
The general plck(nl himself up in nil
Instant* Calmly leaping upon the ram
part, the corporul waved the finished
letter defiantly towurd the Austrian
lines.
"Thanks, my friends!" he shouted.
"You bave saved me tbe trouble of
| blotting It!"
{ A look of genuine admiration crept
: Into tbo eyes of the general.
I "What Is your name?" be asked
j harshly.
I "Corporal Junot of the Ninth foot
: general."
I "Say ruther 'Captain Junot,' for 1
• cannot afford to let such fellows as you
| retnuln corporals." And General Bonn
• parte—for It wus be—clap|»etl tbe young
man on the shoulder.
Eight years later Marshal Juuot wus
decorated with the grand cross of tbe
Legion of Honor by the Emixiror Na
poleon.—Frank E. Chun non in St. Nidi
ola*.
DJrfdlftir (he I .and.
Among 1 several of Uie early tribes (or
nations, ns* they called themselves) of
the south of .Mexico nil tbe land wus
divided Into throe portions, one of
j which went to the state, another to the
! church and general education, und the
j thin1 wan divided equally among ail
! ablebodied men In proportion to the
; families they had to sustain. In thin
way poverty wa« practically unknown
as also
Infirm.
Therefore no
need lie poor, and only the idle and
vicious were. 80 poverty was punished
n crime;
In several countries of South Anier
tea this law was afro enforced. One
of the most notable examples was
Peru. There one-third of all the con
q tiered land went to tbo support of
the royal court and tbe government,
the second third to the people and the
third oae to tbe church, practically the
same arrangement, for there, as In
Mexico, the church was the guardian
of letters and education and the in
structor of the Peruvian youth.—Mod
ern Mexico.
Show Image*.
In tbe little town of Andreasberg, In
the Harz mountains of Germany, mak
ing snow Images has been reduced to •
science under tbe stimulus of an annu
al snow festival in which the residents
of the town compete, for prizes. Dur
ing tbe time It Is In progress tbe little
village la thronged with guests. One
year 4,000 persons enjoyed the sport.
The task of the judges is by no means
an easy one. In beck yards, front
yards, and In the streets before tbe
houses the models, which include fig-
! ures and complex groups of all kinds,
! have been set up. That worker In the
j snow is wisest who waits until the last
1 moment and then works swiftly and
j skillfully. Many s good sculptor's work
has been reduced to a shapeless mass
• before the judges got around just be-
cause the sun would not bide its face.
Bicycle Accident—Geographical.
A young mnu and maiden planned s
good time together one ufternoon. How
and where did they go? Wheeling. *
Wb.it caused, her to fall from her
wheel? Itut-lnud.
What di(l they give her to restore con
sciousness? Newport.
What surgical operation bad to be
performed? Lansing.
Blaming the town for tbe accident,
what did her father do? SJoux dfty.
What kind of lawyer argued the ctso?
Suiferlor.
How did It end for all concerned?
Concord.
To whom were they gmteful? Prov
idence. ^
a Dog “Deck Hand."
Portsmouth, England. Is the proud >
possessor of a dog “deck band." Jack
as tho animal Is called, Is un intelligent
looking fox torrior, and bis greatest
delight Is to h-.‘);> the men ou the pier.
Directly a mo >.;:*/? ro;>o. Is thrown
from n Hten;:i*:* lie ciic.ios it adroitly
In his month m«! runs with If t> the
men who .malic fjie v;ol fuat. J:t"k
is n most untiring worker, for he
up his nodtlou 1 oil the’ stage
early every i.: j:*;i!.i:;. an.! u nb.it,? v.-.H
Induce him to leave uui'l the C.iy is
done. ' -
A Uuy’.i Desrvlpr|r»u.
Doctor— N.rv, i'« Ic hoy, dowrUat
your synpioii'g^
Tommy—I uo «ymi;totus.
I’ve got n It: • in aiy Ktoum.!».
lew
HEAVE
Row me, row me. Captain Man!
Row ms as fast as you possibly can!
But don’t row too fast or tbs boat
upset.
And we'll fall In the water and surely ,
SUPPER TIME.
Come to your supper
And eat a nice bun,
And when supper's over
We’ll all have some fun,
SCHOOL TIME.
I go to school
Most every day.
I like to learn.
But I’d rather play.
MISERY MUM.
Misery, misery, mum.
The bees can do nothing but hum.
The better and cb'’*?'-*
Are beginning to freeze.
Misery, mixer}', mum.
—Harriet Nutty.
Rheumatism.
Prof. E. E. Phelps, of Dartmouth University^,
the discoverer of the formula of Paine's Celery
Compound, always maintained that rheuma
tism could be traced back to diseased nerve*
that failed to do their work properly.
Bear this in mind while reading the letter of
John C. Rowan that follows.
Mr. Rowan wrote us over to years ago tell
ing us how much he was being helped by
Paine’s Celery Compound. We wrote him *
short time ago to find out if he still relied on
Paine’s Celery Compound, ,.
"Yours of th« 2d-Inst. I, st hand, and In
reply would say that I have never had any
cause to change my opinion as to the good'
qualities of Pains's Celery Compound. A,-
you are aware, eome tan years or there
abouts ago, I was a mprtyr to rheumatlenv
and suffered Interne pain with It In my
knees! could not rest at night, but walked: ''
the floor with pain. -
“All manner of remedies were tried: some
gave me temporary relief,-others have had
i no affect whatever.
“Now, my reasons for taking Pains’s Cel.
' cry Compound in preference to other rente, j-, -
. dies was that on an occasion once before I
had taken two bottles of Pains's Celery Com-
1 pound and was relieved so much that I did -
not take any more at that time, after my ex
perience with other ramadlea which did me
no good. Later, I was positive then tho? It
had not given, Paine's Celery Compound *
fair trl*- to cut* mo absolutely of rhtuma- —
tlsm.
■ “I eoneludod to take twelve bottlei, and F
did so, and I can assure you that you have m ;
compound that la honest, and a aura, de
stroyer of rheumatism.
"I have found It eo, for up to thle preeent
date I have never felt any symptoms of rhou*
matlem. I taka It every spring, but for the
blood only:
■'Now, wo have a remarkajble cats hare In
one of our schools, the Janitor, Mr. William
Harlow. Ho Id a man between seventy and!
aavanty-ffva years of age.
“Ha had suffered vary much with rhauma*
tlsm, ao he fait ha must give up hla position.
; | had frequently recommended Paine’s Cal
, ary Compound to him, and, Ilka myself,' ho
had taken one or two bottles of It, but did
not give It nfalr trial. I Informed him of nnr
. case, and aald: 'Try a doztn bottles, and It
will convince you that my statemant la oor-
ract.’ He purchased five bottles; one ha kept
at tha school, ao ha could taka It at dic
tions call for. Now ho la well and feeling^, ,
better than ha haa for years, and la a strongs \
u , supporter of Paine’* Calory Compound. Ht»u
address la, William Carlow, Oakdal* avenue, „
or Humboldt High School.
' "Other* hav* asked If It 1a a fact that. -
Pains's Celery Compound has dona so mudic , V
for mo and keeps ma so hsalfhy. • /
“That and tha way I live have been the ■
causa. At the time i had the rhaumatlam I
woe affected with catarrh. You can be as- 1
tured I shall always ba a friend of Paine’s
Celery Compound, for I am Indebted to It—a
debt I can rw ver pay. You can refer to ma
and use *M t letter as you see fit In tho eauaa
of Paine's r 'cry Compound. I am, yours
. truly.”—John C. Rowan, 187 East Winifred, i
street, St. Pcjl, Minn. • ir ' -n ir'il *'
When you are sick in some part of your flftdjr-
it is because some orq-an is not doing its work. '
That is because THE NERVES ARE NOT
STRONG ENOUGH to keep that organ up t® -
ita work.
The better the Nerve Force the better ail the c
organs can work and give perfect health.
Paine’s Celery Compound feeds the nerves— ■
restores them to’ their strength—gives them >
new power to send vitality and health to every •
part of your body, new courage to your heart,.
new animation to your brain.
Remember this—Painels Celery Compound t
is the prescription of one of the most famous-
physicians this country has ever known, Prof,
E. E. Phelos. of Dartmouth University.