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It was a lady In
Off to Mix-Up Land flew Nancy .or avanlng.
.and Nick with the .Magical Hash-
room between them,
' They crossed a desert and an
ocean and an island and about a
dozen mountains and at last they
date to a country where, instead
of the aun, the moon and stars
were shining, although It-was
broad daylight everywhere else..
"There Is Mix-Up Land," point
ed the Mushroom. "Even the days
and nights are mixed ep, and you’ll
And that tho seasons are, top.
When it la winter In other places.
It Is auramcr In Mix-Upland, and
dtothcr way ’round. Here we are.
ft’e’d better get down to tho ground
heforo some, of the Mix-Uppers
•think wo are aomo queer sort of
13nl jiM shoot ur.”
The qreen Shoes set the Twins
down ever so gently and the Magi
cal Mushroom also landed without
a hump, with his parachute baL
The Twins' looked around curi
ously. Bpt before they bad time
to take In the sights, someone ap
proached. It was a lady In a satin
dress with a long, train behind. In
her hand she carried a tin p*ll.
As ahe came near she made a little
curtsy.
“How do you do?" she asked
politely. “It Is a fine morning this j
evening. When did you leave?" 1
“Oh,” cried Nancy In astonish
ment “We didn’t leave. We Just
came. And It Isn't either morning
where for we heard' the dinner-
bells ringing as we passed thn
tho towns.”
”1—1 beg your pardon,” said the
lady In the satin dress. “Then It
Is just the right time for milking.
I’ll have to hnrry, for If the ser
vants tet down to their breakfkst
before I have It ready. I’ll gpt
scolded. In this land the mistress
does the milking and-all the work
while the servants take life easy.
I Wish things were os they usml
to be when It was called Apple-Pie
Land and- Eyen-Steven was king.
Jack-Straw bos' caused all tho
trouble.”
“May we help you?” asked’ Nick
gallantly.
“Ob. certainly, if you Uke.” salil
the lady gratefully. They nil went
toward tbe barn.
(To Be Continued)
(Copyright, 1923, NBA Service)
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