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THURSDAY, MARCH 1, 1tM By Swan AUGUST OLOPPS BAKERY WA<5-OAI WAS DIRECTLY IK FRONT OF THE BLACKSMITH SHOP WHEN A LOADED CARTRIDGE PLACED /N THE FDfcSE RfcE ^BY SOME PRACTICAL OOKEfc. LETTGO r And you con Imagine my dear*, drcn and have nothlmr more to the nch«da goi mixed up In There >■>. no u » e having Hchool any more. You are dismissed for good." * * ;f. ix-Up, lAiid. The schoolmaster was ringing is bell us the Twins passeg and o asked them in. I So they thanked him and \Vent In aide. The, scholars sat with their bacus to tho teacher, the writing on the blackboard was upside down and •the stove was on the ceiling. In-' stead of taking their wraps off. 'the chidren put them on and in- ,stead 6f taking their hooks out to study, they hid them awrty. Every body talked at once and nobody •learned a thing. What shape is the earth?” nsk- .ed the schoolmaster, r * ‘'Square!” answered the school, i* “Cood! Now •pell boy.*” c«#:n- 'mnndefl, the niontCr. "C?-i-r-l, v spelled the school. “Name .the days of ,the week,” was tlie next thing. "Sunday. Saturday. Friday. Turu nda y, Wednesday,,' Tuesday* Mop- .daV,” wan the answer. “How many eggs in a dojen." . “Rleven.” , * > “Where 1a the north pole.?” "In the middle of^l# earth," “Where’s the niD'H?” i * “At the hottom of the sea.** “WhAt Ir*five and five." * “Nothing.” "Say your A n C*s.” “Z Y; X W YL’TSRQPO N tVBJI H G P K D C l! A," an- yered and the school promptly. “Fine,” declared the schoolmns- pr;tidly. “You are smart chll- “Don’t you mcun until Mjx-Up Land turns back into Apple-Pie Laud " asked Nick. “■Yes," said the scoolmaster. “But it doesn’t look much Uko it." (To" Lo Continued.) FOR RENT One five-room downstairs apartment,-private bath and all convenience, Poaseaslon March lab E. G. FAMBROTJGH , Phone 516 w. L COXE * Transfer Co. t^mg Trip* On Specialty. Chcapeat Trcek U Tow*. oOO Thomas St Phone 1351 Plenty of Money to Lend On Real Estate Commission: 3% ON AMOUNTS OVER $1,000.00. 10% on pmonnta up to $1,000.00. . HUBERT M. RYLEE , LAW OFFICBS 403 Dolman Bid*. ' Athens, Ga. X