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sprint ten or twenty blocks in order to be there on time, You
take an automobile or a street car, of course.
WHEN YOU /WANT to ask a question of a friend who lives
a mile or so away, you don’t walk to his house to find out
what you want to know. You call him on the telephone, of
course.
AND SO IT GOES—in all the affairs of your daily life, You
take the easy, intelligent means of accomplishment every
time.
WHEN YOU WANT to buy a refrigerator or a car or a piano,
you don’t need to look all over town to discover the kind you
want., You read the advertisements in your newspaper. They
bring you all the facts necessary to decide just WHICH re
frigerator or car or piano will give you the most satisfaction,
how much to pay, where to buy it,
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time and effort. Because they enable you to command cer
tain values.* Because they assure you of getting reliable and
economical products every time.
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