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.i. SOUTHERN BANNER. AU<[JST <i, 1878. 4 ion nine French Love Story riiu wedding couples presented ,!:emsdves at the Mayoralty in a suburb of Palis to carry out the civil portion of their marriage contract. I licy ranged themselves on opposite salt s <>t the Mayors official throne, •rid I'iced one another. The Mayor was asking a question as one of the bridegrooms, whose attention was thus distracted from Ins biide. On turning round to look at her when ue had answered the question, lie caught her making “ sheep's eyes ’* this brideg ooin opposite. Being of a jealous temperament, he laid his hand roughly on her arm and said, sharply: “ Mademoiselle, which of the two brides are you ? You are mine, I believe; then oblige me by confining your glances to me.” The bride was a young woman of spirit, and, resenting the tone in which the reprimand was made, re torted : “ Ah, Monsieur, if you arc jealous already, I am likely to lead a pleas ant life with you.” The jealous bridegroom made an angry reply, and then the other bridegroom must needs put his oar in : “ Pah ! Mousieur, why should you make such a fuss because Mademoi selle chooses to favor me with a glance ?” Thereat his bride turned savagely upon him and exclaimed : “IIn, Monsieur, it would seem, then, that you like to have ladies make eyes at you! Now I know what to expect from you ; but you might at least have had the descency to keep this proof of your faithfulness concealed from me here.’’ And with ihis fierce thrust she burst into tears. In vain the Mayor attempted to pacify both parties, n.e bridegrooms stormed at each oilier, and the brides, between their hysterica! sobs, mutually ac cuse I each oilu-i of pirfidy. What was to be done ? At last the Mayor, losing ten.per, cried out : Am I to proceed with this cere mony or am I not ? The two brides, with one accord, screamed : “ No!” “ Perhaps,” said the Mayor, whose wrath had again cooled down, “ you could arrange matters between your selves if yon were left alone. The clerk will show you to my private room. I will give you half on hour.” At the expiration of that time the parties were summoned to appear be- tbre the Mayor. “ Have you settled your difficul ties?” he asked. ‘‘Yes, Monsieur le Maire,” ox- claimed both bridegrooms at once. “ Oh, then, I may at once proceed u I;h the ceremony ?” ‘Yes, Monsieur le Maire; but— but— “ Well, what is it?” “ We have effected a change, Mon sieur le Maire.” “ A change! What do you mean?” ‘ ‘ A change of brides Monsieur le Maire.’’ And so it was—the jealous bride groom had taken the jealous bride, and the young lady of the fickle glances had taken the gentleman w ho liked ladies to “ make eyes” at him. The astonished Mayor looked at them in silent amazement moment or two, but they met his look unabashed, so he shrugged his shoulders and said: “ Well, it you are satisfied, it is no business of mine. I will proceed with the ceremony.’’ And married they were. A German, who had a dog, turned around a corner. Tne German im mediately began to run and calling his dog. The policeman ran about fi.teon squares after him, when the German ran into an out-house. The policeman asked him to show the license of his dog. He showed it up. The policeman then asked him why he ran so. The German asked him if he and his dog had not the right to run in these “ Oonited Shinies” when they pleased. The policeman, went "away, but he was wringing wet with perspiration, and how "mad! Mr. Lewis Richmond, United States counsel at Cork, in his dispatch of June 27th, 1878, to the Depart ment of State, gives some informa- tion as to the state of trade in Ire land, the rates of wages and cost of living. Agricultural laborers get 48 cents a day; coal heavers, machinists, gas fillers and bakers, 81.09; masons, shoemakers, painters and joiners, $1.21; oil public works laborers earn from 48 to 60 cents a day ; on the railways, conductors receive §4.38 to $7.29 per week ; engineers, $1.21 to $1.70 per day. Last summer the railway employes struck for an ad vance, but failed. The cost of livin_, to the laborer and the mechanic is about $85 jter annum. Trade is much depressed, with many failures. X.AW ITOTICS3- B,E. TH ftASHEK, ATTORNEY AT LAV/, Watklnaville, Ga. Office in fonn^r Ordinary’s Office. jttn25-1876-ly p^. THOMSON, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Offico over Post-Office Athens, Ga. fet>3-lS75-4f A correspondent of the Golos speaks of tho rough tone in which Bismarck addressed the Turkish rep resentatives at the late Congress, when they protested against the oc cupation by Austria of Bosnia and Herzegovina. “ Do you really sup pose,’’ said he, “that we are here to consider the interests of Turkey ? We are here for the interests of Europe, for the peace of Europe. What do you Turks want? You don’t want to retire to the Asiatic side of the Bosporus. Very good, you shall not retire. You’ll be pitched into it if you go on protest- iiur.” Pops Harrow. D. C. Barrow, Jr Banwiw IWos?,*•= • — ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Office over Talmadge, Hodgson & Co. jun4-iy Lamar Cobb. Howell Cobb. II. COBB, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Athena, Git Office in D-tupree Building, feb22-1876-ly k W; - mericitn. j TJRTY-THIRD YEAR. The Mo;i mUr Scientific Paper in the World 3nly 1 Yrar, including Postage. Weekly. 32 Mtn • Tear. 4.000 Book Piju. no AxuuoAir is a large First Newspaper of sixteen pages, JAxomsw J. Codb. Alkj 3. Kbwis. pRWIN A COBB, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, {Athens, Ga. Office on Corner of Broad and Thomas streets, ever Childs, Nickerson & Cu. feb22-1876-lv J, N. DORTCH) ATTORNEY AT LAW, aplS-1 s7S-tf Carnesville, Oa. Gen. Myers’ explanation of the futility of the heat in St. Louis is clear. It is simply this: The city is situated upon lime rock and dense ly built.* The rock and the bricks get heated and make the air hot. No v, in dry air the perspiration from the skin will evaporate. But there .i air is continually moist, and morelbre does not carry off the stir plus heat which comes as perspiration from the body. Besides hot, damp air is very unhealthy to breathe. Ti oil, again, St. Louis is situated " : • re there is very little wind to entry away this fital atmosphere. — — — Tin- festive officers and soldiers of the Russian army, who promenaded the streets of Constantinople and filled the drinking saloons, have been succeeded by the Engljsh of the neighboring fleet, who conduct them selves with greater propriety than their predecessors, but do not spend nearly so much money. The chief pleasure excursion of the inhabitants at pres ent is a visit to the British fleet to which, through the cordiality of Admiral Hornby, they are all wel come. Prince Bismarck received a rebuff from an unexpected quarter during the Congress. It was his custom to govern the assembly much as a schoolmaster governs an unruly class. One day the Turkish Pashas were conferring in an undertone, when the Prince couunnnde l silence with a perenitory “Hush.” A Pasha at once replied : “ Your Highness, the representatives of the Sublime Porte are not here to bear with your ills humors.” G. C. 7h.ona.as, ATTORNEY AT LAW. AVATKINSVILI .K, GA. O FFICE IN COURT-HOISE, OPPOSITE Orili iurv’s Off.ep. P-si-sot JtiytOealiop to.ill f.ee. lii yiDeatiuii to.i! d to Wivun'J'ffl : npifjtt Tug Class minted* thf most beautiful style, profusely lilusirat wit splendid emjravitin*, represent ing the weJ Inventions an<tthe.iuost recent Advanc in lie Arts mid Sciences ; including Meehan and Engineering, Steam Engineer ing,?* wplM» ti Gr-andi UiYfrriif" Einrineaig, Mill Work, Iron. Steel and Metal Work: ‘Iiemistry and Chemical Processes: Klectricr, Light, Heat, Sound : Technology, Photognliyj Erintin r,‘ New Machinery, New P-ocessl New Recipes, Improvements per taining (textile Industry, Weaving, Dyeing, Coloritlj New Industrial Products, Animal, Vegetal) und Mineral: New and Interesting Facts it Agriculture, Horticulture, the Home, Health,(edical Progress, Social Science, Nat ural Ilimy: Geology, Astronomy, etc. The raft Valuable practical papers, by emi ■lent wUfa* in all departments of Science, will b» Jund in the Scientific- American ; the whole "ptee!)ted in popular language, free from techniCK,teniu, illustrated With engravings, aud ho ahnged as to interest and inform all clasaes oreydcrs, old and young. The Scien tific AnVican is promotive of knowledge and progresin every community where it 'circu lates. (should have a place in every Fartdly, Ucadinj Room, Library, Cullego or School. Tennss8.20 per yearf $1.60 half year, which includS pre-payment of postage. Discount to Clubs Jtd Agents. Single copies ten cents. Sold bfali Newsdealers. Remit bv Postal or der tq’MUNN A CO., Publishers, 37 Park Row, Jew York P iTI?\TT'C! In connection with . jl IblN JLO. SCIENTIFIC AMER ICA! Mer-srs. Monk it Co. are Solicitors of A ii-^au and Foreign Patents, and have the •a, git establishment in the world. Patents at i- I-tai ml on tin; best terms. Models ol Net Inventions ard Sketches examined, and udtlc** Ikec, -A S|>eeint notice Is made in the SCENTlFiC AM ERIC AN of all Inventions PaUited through this Agency, with the name ani residence of tic; Patentee. Public atten- tia >s thus directed to tlie merits of the new paent, and sales or lutrnJuctudi often effected. Any persou who lias uiade a new discovery or invention, vean ascertain, free of charge, wlather a patent cau probably be obtained, by xv-iing to the nudervigiie.l. Address .or the Pup r. or eoiKerning I' i ■•■nts, MUNN tfc Ot». i *rk Row, New York. Bnm-li Office. <’oi. F i . h sits. Washington, D. C. m’cb ltltli, '7311'. o-vt/aySpioy. 2rtaliai'blo- , ’ ! ' Tie Atianta,Constitution. .Aider its nt-W matiagenn n 'j nt Atlanta TO THE AFFLICTED! IN CALLING THE PUBLIC ATTENTION TO THE Indian Compound Cough Mixture For the core of Consumption and all diseases of the Lungs and Throat, l say that unthing surpasses it for Co ds and Coughs, and can be taken from olu age down to the cradle with impunity, and withoei danger. But the professional world is so full of Amldguoiisness and Egotism, that mything put be fore the public as a safe and reliable Remedy for certain diseases is scoffed at and pionounccd worth less and a humbug. I say try it before you condemn it, as I will give you the nam* sofevery herb, Ac., thut it Is composed of, wh ich you can examine at your leisure: VitellusOvi, Amvilalus, Mel. Pinus Palustris, Andromeda, Arborea, Arctium Leppa, Inula Hele- nium, Marrubium Vulgare, AcUennaria Margaritaeeum, Durcbwechshener Wasserdost, Cephaianthus Occideutalis, Symphytum Officinale. It is prepared at uijr office, No. 5G Peachtree St., Atlanta, Ga., where it can he had in any quantity. If any one usiug it will say that it has done them no good, return the bottle and get your money re turned Life and Money Saved by the use of the Southern Remedy ! EOR IT WILD CUBE Dysentery, Diarrhwa, Cholera Morbus, and Cutting Teeth ol Children! And no mistake. Examine tbs following ce- Ideates, which arc enough to satisfy any reasonable man, -■ ■ ■ ~ .. . _ woman, or child, that it is not an impositlo .. aimed olf on the poop 1 .-. To prove it, use as directed on the bottle, and you will be satisfied that it is ali that is claimed pared purely from vegetables a medicinal property. get a bottle, and for it, Hiapr#- TESTIM0NIALS. Atlanta, July 1st, 1874. DR. B GOERS—Dear Sir: In the use of your Southern Remedy in my family, I have found it the most pleasant medicine for chi Idren to take, and the most satisfactory to cure 1 have ever met. I have used it row for several years, end never allow myself to be without some of it on hand, and its imme diate use saves all trouble and danger, t have always felt if you had no other taint to the public con fidence than thisvpecific.it alone should give it to you, and both, fame and fortune added, If you would only sufficiently advertise it to let the world kuow its healing nonet and benefits. Respectfully, t O. O. LOCHRANE. The above is from the Ex-Chief Justice Septette Court of Georgia. EUREKA! EUREKA! (I hive (bund it. My wife atnl two children were (lawn with Bloody Flux. We had two do.-tors, as good as any in the city, and found no reliet. My baby, 7 months old. while teething, was expeoted to die for two weeks, when being Induced to try Dr. Biggers’ Southern Remedy, the relief of each was marvelous, and are at present doing well. I tried it oa myself for tli-v same disease, and it proved a suceess. C. DAVIS, Atlanta, Ga. For sale In Athens by JJJJ SMITH. feh.26.8tu. Every DAVIS. busin ** entrusted Roster R.UFoni. IViLBi n F. Ki j.-i X'iaiiord & ISIelsoy, A-ttornej-fe at Law, And Cotiase’lor’s and Solicitor’s in Equity, ! Cochran, Puluski County, Ga Special anil • CossTiTBTiON lias won for ilsvlt In- title of the A BRIDY3 Droad Street. Over Mandeville’s Jewelry Store. mediate attention given to any • bn ini’/ c cerning land., intruders promptly cjvc, froriij and titles elea-cd up, and wit.i ini da h,.. cd after generally, will buy and sc-h :i>. tuxes for nouresideuts etc.’ AVill pra ; -e : the counties eontinup nt to either tin I. R. R. or the Atlantic it end It. K. r fereuoe given whe t dc -i,ed. jn!v 16th.tf. leading journal of the south. Its entei prise, during the recent election i xdtemont. in send- gg i-oiTespondcrits to diflenud portions Of the •• untry, and its series of special 'ch-gran s from V vshiugton while the elect oral eonntds-icu was ••'..uigcj in (suifumating the rmud that p-lpeed iiei'.Ustu once more in power in oie' n.eiomil j rouheifs, are <T Jeuseu criiisnioueus emihih to JACKSON & TIIOMA K ATTORNEYS AT U.'V, Athens, Ga. Office-South West Corner of Cuileg.’. A\en<te and Clavtoa Street, also at thi Court l!;-use. All parties desiring Crin.i.ral Warrants, win get them at any time by applying to the Comity Solicitor at this office. ’ deoiS-1874-tf v.iienccs LV-nspiotieus m ot vc t'oiit no expense will b ■ spared '! i oittfu fendtl-'i. t‘i le .Its- e -n bat i in: 1’oirrfft‘t dew-ion i’f i ia.i ra of t-n'ilk- eoneirn, lead, r in tin- i! : gisehiitiatieii of the 'latest ami i fit ■ : - Velirb’e lie"?.' i-no better time ; ti i n-p-r to stil-Acril-e fi ^SUBURY. McCUIlRY, ^-tfcorxxoy svt X*stw, fi HArtwhu., GKORoii, v -- Will practice in the Superior Courts of North east Georgia and Supreme Court at Atlanta. Aug 8. 1876 tf BLACKSMITHIN* —AT— OUR NEW BRICK SHOP —AT TI1E— Comer dayttui M Jackson Sts. First-Class Horse-Sing, A Specialty, by the best Slioer in Georgia. Gimsmitliinfi:. ins, Pistola, leeks, etc., _r«p*Ued at slior notice and satisfaction given. STF.EL WORKING. t I resh *iid 11gnruns Netni.i,. .. A-.b-. t, ti ere bus ls-en a <j usi settlement of Joe o■ tin mo t difficult uiid ilungerous pro blems uf modern fuderul polities, the discussion, spriog ttierelVo'ri and the results likely to • n <uo have lost nothing of their eHsorbin-.r iutere. t. In addition tp’thi*, the people of Georgia art now called ujtou to settle The Convention Quest lot- and in the discussion of this important subject tin which The Constottion will take u leading pan) every Georgian is interested. If a conven tion is called its proceeding} will find tliejr earhsat and fullest embodiment in the columns of The CosarucTioN, and tiiia fact alone will make the pmwr indisjx-nsablcto even'citizen ot the state. To ha brief. The Atlanta Dali, Constitution AUGUSTA MUSIC HOUSE THI: WHITE SEWING MACHINE southern opinion nnd as uews. .Itseditorials wil and vigorous—'Silm too! mediods arid thorough erotic In their sentiipe frnsli, Tellable and litrveyor of the latest >e thoughtful, timely cguincntative in theit feouthem aud demo- t. 'Its news will be |t digested. It will * or a sent by King Solomon to India to collect ivory and precious stones. Among the BritLIt Indian troops now quartered tit Malta there are some black Jevs, ittembeisof tho community of the B’uia Israel, ex. isting on the coast ol Malabar. Titty claim to be descendants of the Jews' Axes, Mill Picks, Hoes, etc., of tlie finest * tamper. Work warranted. 1 PLANTATION •' WOBK. , Carriagea, eti They differ very ntatprially from :d ill the . •PVcpaired and wt short notice. Sole patentee of Bassett’s plow stock. aJolin Ml. Bassett. march 20-lv. , ^^Dissolution. eji^rythiiig of inter-st III '.V CON8TITLTICN will eull- tx allert und cntcrprisina^Mnd no. expense will be spared to make it llfoiiiie.iiiuu oi the infest and mostfitnpottont it ty-mgenc .. Tbs tVerklytUinstllutlOB- lktsi-lcs -nihthiviil„ the daily, The Wekk tain which v, iltt>e in Mkjeulin Johnson, the well- knowjrtjjfcrctary of .State Agricnltoral Sociej). This •Imwlinei^AjM b- made a spe- furmiBM^HwH'it not (Myall tbs current in- foriminp!i o!i it tic suujectof agricnitnn-, 'but tiincl>™nggcslhwa aim well-digested hdv ee. Sub|criiitiqtis;a|IMl)|aic sent in at once. PIANOS & ORGANS. low Prices, Quick Sales. 40 to GO PerCent. Discount, From Catalogue Prices of the following celebra- 1 ted makers: , . .. . ,, , C'h (.leering, vlathushek, Kmtbe, Stienway Hal- let ami Davis. Mcl’liai! & Co., Sini|>soii A, Co. Haines Pro., Millings * Co. Parlor and Church Organ ! • Mason A Hamlin, I’leouUt A Pellon, Prescott Organ Co.,CLugh A Warren. Attracting Purch asers from the Motiutidus to tlie .Sea. TestlnyiniaU from uariics wt o have corresponded with' several »; Terms ftnth. fully;s« vw ”-month Stv?*... $1 00 3 mouths,, £ 00 8'months ; fi 30 12 mouths 10 00-' Terms for the Weekly : < montlif $t t 2 inontlui 2 20 Money may h; sent by |K»ti-ffice iioney criler at our cxiieme. of the la-gcst Piano and Organ dealers, established the fact that prices are lower in Augusta than elsewhere. Tlie copartnership heretofore existing be tween Bell & Bums is this day, by mutual cousent, dissolved, W. A. Burns will continue the business as heretofore, at the old stand of 0 tl lcr Jews in iii-tnv of their- i-uliivioiiu I Graoe. TV, A, Homs assumes all the Ollier iittvs 111 many oi llieir I ellgiOUS indebtedness ol the old firm. • ceremonies, and only observe the Y-A BURNS. t . ,7 jnly2-4w. A. A. BELL. Jewish Sabbath and the Passover. CHARLES F. STUBBS, (Successor to Groover, Stubbs & Co n ) COTTON FACTOR -AND— General Commission Merchant, AGENT. FOR TIIE Quitman Factory Yarns, f-4 BAY STREET, Savannah, eorgia. Bagging, Ties, Rope nnd other supplies fur nished. Also, liberal cash advances mude on consignments for sale or sliipmeut to Liverpool or Northern ports. Mr. A. A. Wlyar, Cashier and Correspondent of the late firm of Groover, Stubbs & Co., has an interest in the business. ang21-tf. • at our expense. A. XL ROBERTSOH, Dealer s Monmiienta+. Referee Barbour yesterday gave a decision in the Cooper-Marshall di vorce ease, in the form of an obiter dictum, that married men will take to heart. If a matt goes home drunk his wife has a right to take money out of his pockets, and that’s tlie law, as well as a temperance lecture in a nutshell. JOHN NV. OWEN, ATTOBNF.V AT LAW. Tocoa City, Ga.* Will practice in all the counties of the West ern Circuit, Hart and Madison of the Northern Circuit. Will give special attonion to nil claims entrusted to his care. oet20-lS75-ly. A ND TOMB SilONl-S, CRADLE TOOMBS, Marble and Granite Box Toombs.. A Great ReMi) in Prices. Specimens of Work altiiays on '.land and for, sale. Prices and designs furbished on application nt tho Marble Yard, adjoining Reaves A Kieli- olson’e cotton,*xreho*»e, Athens, Ga. juneSO-tf. ut J OB work of all descrip. tion r.f-atly flone at this office. CITf MERCHANTS‘AMR OTHER BUSINESS MEN WHO WANT CASH.—READ. A LL who have tried the expert tnent hare obtained ready money by adv< itiaing i:» the HartwellSttni A spicy newspaper, sp;akling with wit and.humer, keeps up with the times in everything. It is the pa per for everybody. Printed in the neatest manner. Has. a good circulation, and is thoroughly read by lust the people to whofit ybu 'waiil to s mI. Examine its columns and see “Acs." bf some of your leading houses.' They are regular advertiser:!. ■ Ask them, and 1* convinced that it pays. Rates low. Terms liberal. Paper free to, ailvcrtiscrs. Benson- & McGill, Publishers, Hartwell, Ga. 830 to $100 saved in purchasing from G. O. ROBINSON A CO „ , Low Prices Quick tales, is the motto of the Music House of the South, which Is Competing Successfully with Now York and Boston.^ so requested. Tuning and Refairing. r.aros Church, Pip-c ami Reetl Organs, and. all lands of Musical Itistruuienta r l lined and liepaiied Mr. (\ H.VAYUIK, the only authorised Tuuer for tho Augusta Music House. may 21 1 m J OB WORK OF ALL DESCRIl tion neatly done at this office. 82.50. Over 10*1 latest Kowdtles' Ag Uwttut tl So.SupplyCc .N'xAtviUe.Texm * a. ii.Kn, VT'a.-bsiMsa.silsox' Sc J* a water, At Micliac-l’stc-rc, next door to Reives <k Njeh c-leou’s, Bron i street, Athens, Georgia, -All work warranted 12 months, s. p!12-tf. Said to be the lightest-running, tho most j bemtiful, ehohjiest. best, and largest Sewing ■ Machine in the world. Ladies mu( the luiblic are Invited to call and sec, at tlie Office, next door to Wm. McDowell’s, College Avenue. Sewing Machine Needles and i.ttucliments ot all kinds for sal by ,1. BANCROFT, Agent. febj-ly. TALLULAH INSTITUTE, CLAIIKFSVILLE, GEORGfA. r lE next, tenn will commence on the 22d day of July, 1878. TlltMK, PEU SESSION OF FIVE MONTHS. Vat Class, % 5.(0 2d Class, , ,..8.0 3rd Class, 12. On There are rooms to reut at low rates to those wishing to torni messes and board themselves For further j.;irticu)ars, address, T. B. PASSMORE, Peincipal, ('LtEEi SV1LI.V., ilABEI'SUAU Co., G*. jut e 2, ’78, 3m. Excursion, Ticliets Are now on sale at offico of North EaAt«n.i Railroad, to the following Summer Resorts; Gaiussville, Georgia and Return. Sulphur Springs, “ “ “ • • Mt. Airy, *• “ “ Tocora, “ “ “ Greenville, South Carolina end Return. Sonrianburg, “ “ “ “ Trvon Mountain,North Carolina and Return. Flat Rock, “ “ “ Hendersonville, “ “ “ ’ “ Aslf/ille, ~ *• . “ .‘1 Warm Sp rings “ “ “ Sale of such tickets will' continue until 0o\ 1st., mid the retnrp limited through ;'Jot. 31si, One farp tickets to,Atlanta and return will • also be told cv'erV' Satnrdsy, i-ootl to j return J through following’Moijday, w4L uq ester*ioa I of return. ■ : . . . . J AS. M. EDW ARDS, Sup t. July 9, 1878, tf. TOBY"i)Ex J Hcripti«n <luue at this cSce