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NO. 26
ATHENS, GEORGIA, APRIL 29, 1879
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X~&W XTOTSGSS-
Lamar Cobb. IIoweix Cobb.
E H. COBB,
tebii-lS'd-l:
Do 1>«" Bxrro w.
attorneys at law,
trSce over 1-wn.uig*, Hodi^on & Co.
i*n-I-ly -*■ - • * — "
j u i.oirKix.
Attorney "t Laic.
0:8« orpr Child", Nie:
Athens, ~Omry
Will practice in the S»ip«rioi
forXhcrn Circuit. Colled
OcU*.ld7?.ly.
of 4 th«
specialty.
An Incindiary Sermon.
the oaks, the Pope, the tablets of I yon are now free; free by the gener-
your ancestors, the white ball, Badd- ons political policy of a nation that
The Kale’s Address to The—
j HMitassea^ ^tawl- «
H
liOt.
ft
^ fotiow^^**/fMuk
in tile Argonaut of March 22d, is re
printed to satisfaction of the demands
of hundreds of people from all portions
of the State who have not been able
to obtain a copy ot the edition con"
tailing it]
My teHow-asses: Owing to the
▼oar
ha, Mahomet, the Grand Lama of
Thibet, or the devil. We put no re"
straint upon your conscience if yon
have any. We give yon equal pro
tection «f our laws; we defend you
iii onr courts. If sick, we take you
has made you citizen, sovereign, and
equal with themselves under the law.
If you can not prosper in this coun
try, it must be for one of two causes:
either God has given you no
sense, or it is because you are idle and
G- C. TkoTYLa.Fi.
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
W ATKINSVILLE, GA.
FFICE IS COUBT-irOfcSE, orfOfflTO
'* Office. Personal attention to all
0 Onlioarv
biisintja* antm-sted to hi* care.
ATTonrrcvs at la^
Athene, Ga.*
)/flce in old Fmnkl’m limine Builiin* Broad
also at the Court House. Ail partie*
rr*ir iiit Criminal Warrant*, can <ct them at
nuv time bv applying to the County Solicitor
at this oftiee. d*cltl-la74rt£
SDUEW J. COtBB, • i. 1!
L i Soccmmc t. trwiu A Cobbj
LTTUB.V1T At LAW,
Otfice formerly occupied bv Judge A. S. Erwin,
' nixdbC*.- rr
Hosur Kiiioau.
Wuxcx F. Kmjet.
to our free asylums; if criminal, we | unenterprising. If God has not given
welcome you to our prisons. We j yon the proper modicum of brains,
have no property entailed from your 1 it is His fault, and not the fault of the
acquisition. We have no laws ot! American nation or its laws. It you
primogeniture; no laws that place j are idle and unenterprising, it is your
traps ami spring-guns if you poach for | own fault. We did not create you,
game or fish. We have millions of and we can not recreate you.
free acres of government domain I If you do not like this country,
which we invite you to occupy with-! then, in the name ot heaven, why
of your long-eared and ! out payment. Our mines are open to don’t yon go back to that you came
h*5(zen-fnngerl leader and orator,, who j your labor. No voca ion is closed to from ? If wages are inadequate here,
is o*w traveling through the State in 1 you. The hi _-hest political honors are■ return to your peasant homes in Ger-
the kindly endeavor "to track the | within your reach. When you die'
American people the fort bfcfews they ! you may transmit your accumulations
ought to. adopt, and the kind of men ! to alien heirs. In a word, we make
they ought, to elect to aimii
_ to administer I you citizens, and place you on the
them, I have heyn induced to fill hia j same plane with ourselves. All pro
pulpit for a'-Sabljatlisflay’s discourse, fessions. all civil honors, all military
If I do not blaspheme God, nor abuse j achievements, all ai t% industries, and
(he Constitution, nor denounce aa j employ meat*are offered to your com-
*’ lieff-bom nad Irell bound ”. the! petition. If there are any wrongs in
“bloated aristocrat" and lecherous ! the enactment or execution of the
Mr a ir", ' | bondholders.” nor sympathize with j laws, we offer you the electoral urn,
' him or you ni Tils or your cowarsUvj and give you equal voiee with the
• threats towarl tfiat class of foreigner's native-born to correct and remedy
whom you nneducated Irish, German, | them. Tliat all this is true you know,
and other aliens have undertaken to I Look about you in the community,
drive oat of the country, in violation ] you Catholics. Look to your clergy,
of laws ina le before your arrival and ' your churches, their millions of accu-
mternadonal treaties entered into be-' undated wealth. Look to the Jesuit
fore you came to the country, you | College on Market Street, and the
must excuse me. Being of Ami ri- I other palace of learning and religious
can birth, I can not be expected to j worship now being erected on Van
IWTy tatef'Into prejudices that result j Ness Avenue; your church spires on
Raifad fejg’wJi—y» -
Attorneys at Law,
Aa»l Councilor*'* anti Solicitor’^ in E«iuity,
iH'Unn, Pulnuki County, Ga Special and im
mediate astention jjiven to any bnaine* don-
omiiur laiuin. Intruders* promptly ejected
hun. and title* cleared up, and wild Inudk WBfcfc
from, and title* cleared up,
•d after kfenorallv, will buy and *eli land*, p*T
taxe* for uoure*ident* etc. Will practice in all
•.he counties continifent to either the M. <& B.
H. R. or the Atlantic «& and R. R. Good re'*
terenoe tfiven when deaired. t
July luth.tt # jhr
4. lU'.R*
T.
•-•L'* sfnhm.Wsr St
V: Sneads Shue Store next daor to ffnqaa A
L-ine's, Bnmd street, AtUeua, Georgia. All
: xm xr *4:
from Iastitutfons with which I sub, El- i every .side; your parochial schools
^miliar. Being weUborn andeilucued,! and mstitutions of higher culture,
having served my country as an army j You It ish aud Gevraaus, look to your
mule, and bearing upon my shoiildets f savings banks with nearly $30,000,.
the brand “U. S.” well burned in, 1 00t> of deposits; to the bankers,
you will excuse rue if I entertain 1 bonanza kings, millionaires, Senators,
prejudices which you asses from Ger ! Governor*, State officials, leading
many and Ireland do not entirely j merchants, prominent business men,
sympath : ze with, and entertain optu-; honored aud honorable citizens, who,
ions which in your ignorance you can. [ under our laws and the generous hos-
oot fully understand. While I intend 1 pitality of cur political and social sys-
to.be.entirely courteous, aud to avoid tern, have attained wealth, horor, and
the vile and ribafd language whieh j Iiouorable positions. How does it
you are accustomed to hear, I shall 1 happen that there are to day in Sau
indulge myself in the use of plain talk j Francisco fifty thousand prosperous,
within the copprehension of the tuost i wealthy, honorable, and respectable
stnpid dock ay of you all, and perhaps f citizens of tbreigu birth in the enjov-
ehdeavbr to stir your thoughts with *"ntent of their homes, their churches,
some sharp cuts of Saxou spei ch, i their cluls, aud Uieir innocent recrea-
which, if you will carefully consider, j tions at runil picnics, and you two, cr
will do you no end of good. j three, or four thousand discontented,
And now, my dear adopted follows | grumbling, impecunious, political
citizens, let us drop the ei/niU of the i malcontents are down here amon
LiVER’f. FEED HKD SALE STULL
GANN A REAVES, PROPRIETORS.
W ill b« fount! «t their old sousl* rtur Frnnk-
iu Ilouft* builiiiMf, TUonm* *treeL Keep *1-
wsyt on hum! food Turnout* end ea.-ntul dri-
w'cr*. Stock well cwwl tbr when eni mated to
•>ir care. Stock on hand tor sale at til *iuie».
dcclSti*. ^
SCHOOL BOOKS
i ,
I
AU ofth* lu ute at fAe
Lucy Cobb Institute,
it Madame Sosnowslu't Home Schaat,
AND AT THE ,
Various Schools in the (Sty,
well u Pena, lulu, Paf.er, Slate*, *e M fcr sale
LOWEST
Thumoa* Black, Blue or
ta« World—at ft eente fer
everything, 0*11 at
FXGU RBS y
VieKe^l
bottle.
BURKE'S BOOK-STORE.
Southern
COMPANY,
ATSESTS, GEORGIA-
YOUNG U G. HARRIS,
STKVKVS TUO!l IS Secretary.
AW*. A»dl I, IS77, . • a-
Resident Diroctorw.
Tom L. G. n.vaau,
ioa* U. Nbwtos,
Da. Hb**y Hull,
A L*I3I P. bXAUM,
*>l. Ritaaar Tuumab.
o»f2*-wly
STKYsn* Thomas
Eliza. L. Nmrroai,
Fuoisano PHUiixr
Da. R. X. Smith,
JOHH W. NZCHOUOH,
XiSAD oiLSj
DRUGS 1
And JdXedioi»*H
GARDEN SEED
S—A S D— - > -
GSAS8 SSS9.
Stock of Seed at! Fresh.
For auy of above or anything in
the D.ug Line call on.
E,5.^P?rGkC0.
WUOLEa^is JOip >4TxlL DBCGGI3TS
jttrm » *-a '**'
Arefcw,.Gutiu. f •
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f -.»/ .. -i
The Lp|«rEST Yet.
lhe aotUnufMiI now ha* on hand, at hia
j «*L»ra over Reave* A Nlcholeon’* on Broad 8t^
f large aaaorttnent of the •
Very Best Furniture
I E<°r eAre«f' i» Bui market, and at tia
op t
aas. Let me, for the purpose o! this
discourse, forget that you are unreas
onable, inconsistent, thistle-eating
donkeys, led by one of the most ob
stinate and illiterate of your own kind;
but treat you as American citizens,
upon whom—unexpectedly to you—
baa fallen the duties and responsibili
ties of government, through the ex
ercise of privileges denied you in the
oo mtries of vour birth, and unwisely
accorded you by ours.
What iait of which you complain
What hare we as American citizens
done to you that we ought not to
have io Be? What act toward you
have wc left undone that we ought to
have done ? How is it that yon, citi-
(zbss by adoption, clothed with nil tire
prerogatives of American nationality,
have arrayed yourselves in opposition
to uur country ami its laws ? Why is
it that every Sabbath-day now for
more than a year, in rain and snnshine,
in heat and cold, you have come here
to the sand-]<>t to hear American citi
zens ami American institutions abused,
vilified, denounced, and threatened ?
How is it that you, the meanest ami
moat ignorant part of our foreign pop
nlation, have organized ourselves into
a distinct party, threatening to hurt,
property and destroy lives, to carry
out your peculiar ideas ? What mis
erable infatuation has seized upon you
that you tliink to be allowed to man
age osr political affairs ? And what
madness induces you to think you will
be indulged in controlling when you
ought humbly to follow ami modestly
to submit ? Do you exalt your ig.
norauce over our intelligence, and
your vassalage to kings over our pu
pilage to institutions ot republican lib
erty?—your ignorant and inforced
abasement to Church and State over
our birthright of freedom? Di you
remember the conditions from which
you fled in your native lauds? Do
yen forget that in Prussia or Ireland
tor the utterance of your incendiary
language you would be punished by
imprisonment ami fine? Do you rec
ognize that while this is a land ,.f
fr.edom and free speech it is still a
land of law ? If you had stayed at
home, you Germans would have been
compelled in the interests of the Ger
man Empire to have served in die
army Do you Irishmen understand
that if voa hud stayed in your native
land you would have enjoyed no right
to make laws, and no right to break
them except at the penalty of the
tread-mill ? Aud all ot you foreign
ers, o£ whatever European nationality
you may be, hare you forgotton that
in your own country you were but
peasants, compelled to Libor fi r iuad-
equate wages, and only perm Sited to
denounce authority at the peril of
your lives and liberties? There, you
were serfi landless, propertyless, ami
hopeless of advancement. Here, yon
are freemen, sovereigns, clothed with
political power, and in your Ignorance
.and base ingratitude you are shame
fully betraying the confidence that has
been placed in yoa, and returning
with mast vile and unprincipled acts,
the kind things that have Men done
you. You were starving upon inade
quate wages in your native lands, and
we have given you such compensation
as no other country has paid to la
borer* You were ignorant, and our
common schools were thrown freely
open to ypa and your children, to*'
ear wight schools we teach your am
out schools, from.our primaries to oar
a-wkg* nek «r to Ww*
I Coffin*-ami Bvrial Case*
I oib—i. uM» mat* ksa»»»r Wr; M •
Can nt’S—ire MjWa apd poore ot aj
the fleas upon the sand-lot, cursing
God, the Constitution, and the Amer
ican peopde that von have had bad
luck ? I will answer yon, and you
may kick back with all the malevolence
of your ignorant heads and your ma
licious heels. M
You are an idle ^drunken, worthless,
vagabond lOt-. -Ylu drink too much
beer. Yowhairg about corner gro
ceries, and you play “ pitch seven up - ’
for whiskey. You are worthless ward
many, where women are yoked with
steers to plow; go back to Belgium,
where women drag carts with dogs;
go back to Ireland, to France, to
Scandinavia, to the plains of Lombar
dy, where women wield the mattox ;
to Portugal, where women hold wood
en plows, and where you are liable to
do military duty Go back and tell
yonr countrymen and countrywomen
that iu a land of inexhaustible fertili
ty, where farms were free, where relig
ion was honored, where education
was within the reach of all, where
mines, and forests, and fi-hen. s were
open to the word, where the law
protected all, and where you were
clothed with the sovereignty of citi
zenship—that you could not make a
living. Go back and starve, and die,
and rot. Be cremated, be damned,
be anything, and give us a rest from
ment, men of eminence, everybody,
everywhere, under all circumstances,
at all times when opportunity pre
sented, have they not honestly worked
to solve this Chinese problem ? You
know they have, and you know they
have made great progress. And you
know that your insane threats, your
violent and illegal conduct, hive in
jured and retarded this business. You
have placed difficulties iu the way of
legislation. The brutal and cowardly
motto that the “Chinese must go” is a
piece of! absurd demagogiara. The
Chinese that arc here are here under
History of a Familiar Prov
erb.
In an old scrap-book, compiled from
English newspapers of the early part
of the Eighteenth century, I find,
among a world of curious things and
an ocean of wretched poetry, the fol
lowing relation concerning the origin
of a phrase that is quite as much in
use to-day as it could have been a
hundred and seventy years ago.
have copied it verbatim et literateur
in order to show the style of printing
in those days, when substantives anil
the invitation of an American treaty,! often the more important words were
and while it is well and desirable to [ dignified with capital letters. The
prevent any more Chinese from com- j long “a” I suppose modern tvpogra-
ing, there is no more right, nor sense,
nor justice, nor humanity iu driving
Chinese away than there would be in
driving away Germans cr Irishmen.
You know this, and you know that the
threat id a contemptible and coward
ly one. You do not intend to carry iL
out, and what is more, you dare not
attempt it-
You claim to want to labor. The
sand-lot is not the place to find it.
You have the sense to know, and if not
sense, yon have had the experience
to demonstrate, that your present
mode of angry agitation is making
labor less, and reducing wage*. Capi
tal and labor are mutually dependent
upon each other. It you intimidate
capital, it is timid and hides itself.
While it is hiding you are starving.
It never comes forth at threats. It
never circulates in times of violence
and danger. Before this agitation
commenced you were prosperous.
ALL SOBTS-
this insufferable, never-ending din of • The Real Estate Associates built
beer-drinking, whiskey-guzzling, pitch-! hundreds of bouses in a year. Since
seven-up foreign-born politicians j this agitation times have been hard.
As .Americans we are sick and tired ! Reaijestate values have depreciated,
ot it and you ; we are wearied of y jur enterprise is arrested, and you are the
whinotg mendicancy. We question I hrst to f*-el the blow. If there are no
the fact that you can not get work. | bricks laid, there is u*> money for
We beiieve yon do nottry. lino one j eurrymg the bod. As soon as von cease
supplies you with labor, go aud labor i s gitating» confidence will be restored,
for yourselves. I-and is plenty aud I Money was never more abundant,
free; game is free in field and for- : ^ ew enterprises will be inaugurated,
est; fish abound in stream and ocean; \ new- inilustries stimulated. Money
the mines, the forests, the quarries, u again circulate freeiy, and you
the broad range of pasture lands are j w *h get some. It is your own fault
open to your enterprise. Do as we j that this period of stagnation has
did, who crossed the continent on toot I come. Ten years ago this was the
and mule-back, toiled in the mines, j happiest, most hopeful, and most ius
baked our own beans, and csoked our j dependent community in the world,
own slap'acks. Do as our fathers did, ; Everybody was elastic aud buoyant;
who pioneered the western wilderness, j everybody was industrious and^ econ-
subduing savage beasts aud nature, omical and nearly all had their own
to make the homes where we were j homes. You gambled hi stocks, went
born. Fish for clams and crabs upon | hit 0 politics, lost yonr grip, gave
the seashore; dig roots; live oa 1 " ay to the Chinese, began to drink
acorns and pine nuts, hire a sow and ; whisky and beer, and to play “pitch
raise pork; but, for Gel’s sake, stop 1 s 5 '’® 1 U P” at the corner groceries,
vour whining. The Digger Indians ! Your bad examples ina ' e hoodlums
could live iu California. Are you less j of your etri’dren, and now you meet
enterprising? The early Californian | on the sand-lot, blaspheme God, and
co ild live. Have you less capacity ? j denounce the laws of the American
every dang foils, and in inis J»?d of: Republic because you have reaped
broad opportunity you cu. mt earn the (Xmsequcnces of your own crimes
vour living, then go lung vonrselves.} *»* tollies and because you have been
Abnham’sbosom is never full ' the contrivers ot your own rain.
v , , . ,, , A min, we are angrv at the inso-! the ad ?“ ° f *
? politician s. You gamble in wild cat, |enc0 o{ your demands. ! ® , "' W '“ale-one who came early
» ? tl,cl f- ^ ou wast f y° ur hv « P ,lrs ?' You arc accustomed to the argument; \7° rk t f V'u 2? ,
mg demagogues who are more worth-, o( . ki Md in vour ignorauce thutlea Abandon the leadership or
le-s* than yocrealv^aioreidie, more i are „” fit to ^ fr ^ men : Therefore, lo . u S eanid ’ le T
ignorant, more selfish, amf more crim- ; k the resnectahle the nrosnerous ther-iunged, asinine brayers who
is plenty of work to do. If you will | own c0lmlrvmen t0 a ,, ite with us in ; “ t ^ e " ?£ P 0 } 1 ^
stop drinking wh.-ky, give up Chinese onler lh:lt we m3y sik . nce , our cl:lru . | Ato^don politics and go bav^to hon-
cigars, save your money, follow your an d relegate vou to vour proper j r ? to P. ,Jn,,k,Q - ^ 3nJ
wives-advice, stay at home at nights, 1 itiona _ Y ou! an igno'rant mobof! Cuve the corner.groggery,
and go to chutch «q »«a,lavs y it i foreigners, wi«ld teach A- j a
cun save miiaejy law x Loiaesteiui^ be* ; W™ f I ^ eter » oM #ledge, n a*M stocks a
can aje mmey, x do- mcncms th , ir Unties. You! j TV, r ^ > tul
conic independent, educate your cb.l- a pr<)pertv ,^ ^ of tlIU ,kille.l labor- ' W ' d * ^ K GlVe . e3r *£ un , to . th *|
dren, and by sobnety, industry, and j ^ jfoo are UK> idle a d too vicious ' 9errao “ ot - vou " P"‘ >st ’ thc aJ , VK ‘ e ot
•eouom v, become honored and re-epec- ! to e:lru t C er and whiskey -you de- - V< ’ U . r " 1Vey > ' h *JSp r * ° f , V °“, r
laf.Ie American citizens, instead ,W divinioo of uur exruiugs, ; ^ hcr0 " ^ ud '
y»«.'ire— s “ discoalen- a0(fl3l!1 . it Cbrnmunism. Yfor w*mU I • ?“* he ?* b ° n !. ) ,” d heUs
.toliguorai* foreign-and style-* Nihil- ncU T " en alone till you ran
I to be- ashamed of ^ You would level iR'barriers of Fchange p ices wllh °°
yourselves, lhcre is not a millionaire,
nor prosperous business man in Cali
fornia that lias not bad bis days of
adversity—his days of trial, poverty
and hard labor. Those who came to
California in the early time endured
its hardships. Some fell under the
burden, an 1 filled early graves; some
prospered, all tid ed, all struggled ;
and now you—most of you either late
c liners or men of unthrifty, idle, and
dissolute habits—what do ynu de
mand ?
That tee divide with you ?
Not much! We will see you col
lectively and individually damned
first. Yoa must work as we did, and
if you won’t work, you shall have no
beer, nor whi-key, nor “pitch seveu-
up.” You shall not help ysurseiyes
by threats, nor by violence. You
society, break down all distinctions of! u< * ' ™gh *•
class. Md fids is the sand-lot’s idea of: 1 VV •“.«««
c . v i.i „.._i .u tor y.. irs,nves the places ot thieving,
phy has utterly discarded, except
where that letter is especially ordered
t i proiluee facsimiles of old print.
F. J. O.
Origin of the Gbey Mabe’3 being the
better Horae.
Sir ; I bad the Pleasure of passing
a very agreeable Evening in a mixed
Company of both sexes, where the
Conversation happening to turn upon
the Propriety of that Power winch
Men usually arrogate to themselves of
ruling over their Wives with despot-
ick Sway, a young Lady of Wit and
Humor, then present, replyed, “it
might possibly be so sometimes, but
much oftener the grey Mare in the
better Horse and very obligingly
entertained the Company with the
following Account of the Rise of that
proverbial Saying which is made use
ot when a Woman governs her Hus
band :
A G ndeman of a certain County
in England, having marryed a young
Lady of considerable Fortune, and
with many other Charms, yet finding,
ir. a very short Time, that she was of
high domineering Spirit, and always
contending to be Mistress of him and
his Family, he was resolved to part
with her. Accordingly, he went to
her Father and told him he found
his Daughter of such a Temper, aud
was so heartily tired of her that, iflie
would take her to her Home again,
he would return every Penny ot her
Fortune.
The old Gentleman having en
quired into the Cause of his Com
plaint, a-ketl him, ‘‘why he should be
more disquieted at it than any other
married Man, since it was the common
Case with them all, and consequently
no more than be ought to have ex
pected when he entere l into the Mar
riage State ?” The young Gentleman
desired to be excused, if he said he
wife so far from giving his Assent to
this Assertion, that he thought him
self more unhappy than any other
Man, as his Wife had a Spirit no Wav j counter jumper,
to be quelled ; and as most certainlV j ‘Well, here are three dozen,’
no man, who had a sense of right and j toe fat party, and i’ll take it in
wrong, conTd ever snbmit to be gov- co.’
erned by his Wife. “Sou, (said the
old Man) you are but little acquainted
with the Wurld if you do not know
that all Women govern their Hus
bands, though not all, indeed, by the
same Method: however, to end all
which he was invited to choose which
Horse in toe Team he liked best, and
to accept of it as a Present.
A black Gelding struck the Fancy
of the Gentleman most; bat the Lady
des'red he would choose the gray
Mare, which she thought would be
very fit for the Side saddle, her Hus
band gave substantial Reasons why
the black Horse would be most useful
to them; but Madam still persisted in
her Claim to the gray Mare. “ What
(said she) and will you not take her
then? But I say you shall; for 1
am snre the gray Mare is much the
better Horsed—“Well, my Dear,(re
plyed the Husband) if it must be so”
—“Yoa mast take an Egg(replyed
the Gentleman Carter) as I must take
all my Horses back again, anil en
deavour to live happy with my Wife.”
Zeno.
Widow- Green’s Last Words.
“Fm goin* to die 1” sevs the WlJder Green.
•-Fra goin’ to .;uit this eirtUIy-cene.
It ain’t no place tor me to atay
In »ucU a world aa ’tis to-day.
Snell works and wava ia too mnch lor me;
Nobody can’t let nobody be.
The fjiria ia lonneed from top to toe.
An’ unit’s the hull o’ what they know.
The men ia mad. on bonds an’ stocks,
Swearin', an’ -hootin', and pickin’ looks.
I’m real afraid I’ll be hanged myself
Ef I ain’t laid on my final shelf.
There ain’t a cretur bat knows tai-day
I never was a-lunatic In any wax,
But since criay lolks all eo free
I’m dreadfn 1 afraid they’ll hang up me.
There’s another matter that’s peaky hardr
I can’t go into a neighbor’s yam
To sav ‘How be you!’ or borry a pin
Bat what the paper’ll have it in.
-Wev’e pleased to say the Widder Green ,
Took dinner on Tuesday with Mrs.Keene,’
Or -Onr worthy friend, Mice Green, bus gone
Down to Borkhamated to see her son.’
Great Jerusalem! can’t I stir
Without a-raisin some feller’s fur 1
There ain’t no privacy, so to soy.
No more than if this was the Judgment Day.
And as tor ireetin’, I wait to swear
Whenever I put mv head in there;
Why, even ‘Old Hundred’s’ spiled and done
Like everything else under the sun.
It need to'he so solemn and slow—
Praise to the Lord from men helow ;
Now it goes like a gallopin’ steer,
High diddle, diddle, there and here!
No more respect to the Lord above,
No more’n ef ho waa hand and glove
With all the cretnrs he ever made.
And all the jigs that ever was pl>yed.
Preachin’, Coo—but here Fm dumb ;
But I tell you what! Fd likB it some
Ef good oid Purson Nathan Strong,
Out o’ his grave would come along.
An’ give us a stirrin’ taste o’ fire—
Judgment and justice is my desire.
*t ail love and sickish sweet
The Devil Fish.—One of the
fiisherman employed by Larco. says
the Santa Barbary (California) Press,
in drawing his net recently, entangled
ia its meshes a devil fish of large size.
The ugly thing was so entangled, and
held on with such tenacity, that it was
brought into the boat only after tear
ing the net badly. The body of the
monster is an elongated oval about
fifteen inches wide, and four feet long
from the head to the end of the spear- i umkes this world or t’other complete,
shaped tail The mouth, or rather oti 1 d better he dead. .
beak, is exactly like the mandibles
of a hawk, and is placed underneath
the body- The long arms or feelers,
of which there are eight, radiate from
around this beak, and the largest of
them are upward of seven fec-t in
length, making eleven feet from the Oh! They Can’t Do It.
end of the two longest tentacles to the j r.-n t , . . ..
tip of the tail. The other armes are ; , J°nes found that, the ponce
from four to five feet long. The under | hl ’ friend .’ John ^ muh : > n
side of these feelers tor about two jaH, and next moramg went round to
feet from the tip is armed with rows ^ Husked John what
of sharp-pointed hooks, increasing in toey had put him in jail tor. John
size as they approach the end, where , that P u ; h ' m “ tor .
they terminate in veritable talons, i that he had jot drank and
Tne body is of a reddish gray color j a h “ Ie hws ‘, Whereupon Bid
on top, and a pale salmon oink under- ^>1,1 him they could not pat him in
r , . . *. . fr»r tn«t .Inhn tiro a irroatlv «nrru'l<u>n
neath. The urnler sMe is covered
When the world’* a~turnin T over my head,
Spirit’s talkin' like tamul fools,
Bible’s kicked out o’ district schorls,
Crazy cretnrs a-murderin’ round—
Honest folks better be undei ground.
So hire ye well! This airthiy scene
Won't no more be pestered.by Widder Crcer.’
—Anon ytnvu*.
with small suckers, possessing consid
erable power of suction.^.
Sue told him to Shut, and he
Shut.—She was a tall, stout individu
al, and sprang out of the wagon a3
lightly as a bird after a grasshopper.
He waa a little withered, dried up
weasel, and followed slowly, bring
ing a basket of eggs with him. They
entered one of our stores and she
asked;
What are you givin’ for eggs ?’
‘Eight cents,’ was the reply of the
said
cafi-
But I want some yarn to mend ray
socks,’ said the old man.
‘The weather is warni,’ replied the
fit party, ’a’ d you can go without
socks.’
But my boots hurt my feet,’ iu-
disputes between us, I will put what | si-ted the old man.
I have said on this Proof) if you are i ‘Go barefooted,’ said she rather
~~ iharply. Then turning to the clerk,
Socialism. You would steal the mon
ey you have not earned, and call
Agrariuiism. You have the impu
dence of bandits, with the courage of
panel thieves-
Now, mv dear adopted German
and Irish fellow-citizens of the sand-
lot, let ns again take up the simile of
places
j ti dishonest, devilish politicians, least
' I yoa should be tempted, and, like them.
| foil. Let Americans, assisted by
foreigner:, ni m diligence, wealth, and
com- ,u -ease, govern the country of
yonr adoption;and, for God’s sake,
desist from howling about the Chinese
willing to try it: I have five Horses,
or four Horses and a Mare, in my
Stables; you shall harness these to a
Cart, in which I shall put a Basket
containing One Hundred Eggs ; aud
if) in passing through the Country,
and making a strict Enquiry into the
she changed her tune and remarked :
‘Yonng man, please count out the
eggs and me four yards of calico to
match this ’ere dress.’
‘ But—’ the old man was going to
continue when she raised her huge
for that. John was greatly surprised
and said, “They can’t ?” Bill says,
“No, it is iinpo-sible to put a man in
jail for getting drunk md making a
fuss” John says, “Well, I notice I
am in here anyway, whether they can
or not.’’
Good Results are always pleas
ant to contemplate, as every dyspep
tic sufferer who uses Parker’s Ginu<-r
Tonic will attest. To obtain from
this remedy the most gratifying re
lief when distressed with Headache,
Low Spirts, Nervousness, Wakeful
ness, Palpitation of the Heart, Liver
Disorders, Costiveness, Pain in the
Stomach, Heartburn. Cramps, etc,
is a pleasant experience that surprise
no less than it comforts. Another
feature of this remedy is its powerful
specific action on the skin and mucous
surfaces of the throat and lungs by
which it unfailingly cures the worst
cases ot Cough, Cold and Sore Throat.
It cures in a wonderfully short time,
removes all soreness from the lungs,
and protects the feeble from Con-
suinp’ion. Buy a 81 00 bottle from
your druggist, R. T. Brumby «& Co.,
or a sample bottle at 15 ctr., and tests
its merits.
Truth or Falsehood of my‘Assertion, | index fiinger and said: ‘Hecry
and Ieavino- a Horse a: the House of) Winter Davis Spriggins, them ’are
—whom many honest people, who are
the ass. You are the asses, and I not asses, think a more desirable
shall not bring about agrarianism, and j
division of property, by politics or ’
Constitutional tricks. We are not
afraid of yon as a political party, nor
of you shiiWalahs. The time lias not
come in California for Nihilism, nor_
Socialism, nor Communism; and if
yonr leaders—yonr Kearney, yonr
BeersU-cher, your Ciitus Barbour,
your Freud, vour Vacqaerel, your
Bonnet, your Larkin, your Tinnin,
your Howard, your Terry, and all
the otiu-r demagogues who deceive
and mislead you; all the draymen,
corset makers, cooks, hair-dressers,
lawyers, and demagogues whom you
have set up as political oracles—would
tell you the truth, they would tell you
that vou enj :>y to-day all tha political
privileges for which Nihilists contend
in Russia. Socialism in Germany, or
Communi'ta in France-
You have every political privilege
in this State for which revolutions
have been stirred and dynasties over
thrown. There is not a principle for
which martyrs ever died or heroes
contend that yoa do not enjoy. You
ate free in your conscience, free iu
vour perrons, free of speech, with per
fect freedom of action within the
law. You are not serf* to lords,
nor villeins to the' soiL You owe no
military service to feudal chieftains,
nor toe you drafted to the armies of
the State, You am not subject to
ere^iuM by taxation. You are in
and citizens of a
#*»
! am the s|leaking one that Balaam be
strode. Let us discuss the Chinese
question, remembering all the time
that I am a mule and that you are
Joukovs. Have we—imported jack-
as-es tint we are—have we any right,
or does it become ns, to dictate to the
American people what other animals
they import. We are natives of
Central Asia. Some naturalists think
our wild ancestors belonged to Africa-
_it You may wi _
you pleas^ ^brifit the God, the sun,
* TV Hlf trihlii#
' - - — ** ia whatever chains you were born, or
by whatevembonds you were fettered,
riff « c;> - ''
So, then, we are no better than Afri
cans or Chiuameu; and being foreign
ers ourselves, coming to the country
by the invitation of Americans, with
what sort of reason, propriety, or de
cency, shall we set ourselves up to
say that Africans and Chinese shall
not come to the count ry b cause they
are more patient, will stand harder
knocks work more hours hear heavi
er burdens, aid live upon meaner
food than we? Rcmem’ier, I am not
addressing yoa row as a Germans or
Irishmen, but a< jackasses. 1 am not
comparing you, my dearly adopted
fellow-citizens, to these an fortunate
animal-; I am i-oly using the simile
to Hhistrrte how utterly absurd and
inconsistent it is for one kind of wild
animal to kick another oat of die pas
ture to which all have been admitted
by the same- kind of invitation. And
now —again dropping the simile—let
mo ask you, German and Irish work
ingmen, if tbs American citizens of
California are not doing all they can
rid the State of toe Chinese, and to
prevent more from coining ? Are
they not doing ft in your interest,
ami fix- your benefit ? Have not both
political - parties^ all the . Christiaa
churches; sB toe respectable eter?
men; tha entire press, the Chaml
Commerce) delegates in both boozes
of Congress, the Senate and Legisla
ture of California, the Mechanics?
ImtitBta, Statn and coonty cuoven-
£&&£$&££ '
of the city, the
toe
class of citizens than the ignorant,
idle, politica 1 , discontented, ever agi
tating. ignorant set of foreign-born
brntt-s they think you to be. And
now let us pray.
ADDENDUM
At the conclusion of this address
the owner of the animal came forward
and apologized for thc rude manner
and harsh expressions used by his
mule towards the very large aud
respectable audence of adopted fellow-
citizens—both ladies and gentlemen.
He thaaked them oa behalf of his
longs*-ared property for their indul
gence of lus plain talk, reminding
them that frettlom of speech within
-the bounds of lieense ivas one of the
bulwarks of Americas liberty. He
also advised the audience that the
mnle'did not compreliend within the
criticism any order loving and law-
abiding citizens, of either foreign or
native birth, and did not exempt
from caustic denunciation any )Iile,
good-for-nothing, worthless human
ass, whether native or foreign born;
that hia mole, having retired from
politics, did not desire their votes,
require any of their small silver
ti-emeats for his support.
A covered wagon, stained ami worn
oat from travel, drawn by a yoke of
small oxen, occupied by an individual
of lhe lengthiest proportions and an
entire brood of white-headed children,
followed by a train ot yellow dogs, end
placarded m follows, passed through
Waco, Texas, tha other day—
“Lnt vmv from Tvhvwt-
Thi» yernwn’m raeklnfcxfc.”
will then think your own Case not
uncommon, but will be contented to
go Horn*, and look upon your own
Wife as uo worse than her neighbors.
If on the other Hand, your Horses are
gone first, I will lake my Daugter
Home again and you shall keep her
Fortune.”
This Proposal was too advanta
geous to be rejected: our young mar
ried Man, therefore, set out with
great Eagerness to get rid, as he
thought of his Horses and His \V ife.
At the first House he came to, h-'
heard a Woman, with a shrill and
angry Voice, call to her Husband to
go to the door; Here he left an Sgg,
yon may fie sure, without making any
farther Enquiry; at the next he met
with something of the same Kind;
and at every House, in short, until
his Eggs were almost gone; when he
arrived at the Scat of a Gentleman
ot Family and Figure in the County ;
He knocked at the Door, and inquir
ing for the Master of the House, was
told by the Servant that his Master
was not yet stirring, bat, if he pleased
to walk.i u, hi- Lady was in the P»r-
1 mt. The Lady, with great Com
plaisance, desired him to seat himself,
and saiif Business was very ur
gent, she would wake her S|>oose to
let him know it, but had much rather
not disturb him. “Why, really
Madam.” said he “iny Business is on
ly a Question, which you can re
solve as well as your Husband, if yon
will be ingenuous with me: You
will doubtless, think it odd, anil it
may be deemed impolite for any one,
much more a Stranger, to ask such a
Question, but as a very considerable
Wager depends upon tt, and it may
be of some Advantage to yourself to
declare the Truth to me, I hope these
Exi
A number of arhetorieml class m a
certain college had fust Shushed his
declamation, when the professor said,
“Mr. , do von suppose a general
would address his suratere w toe
minmr in which 'you! Spake- that
piece?’’ ‘Tea, sir, I di,” waa the reply,
“if be was half seared to death.”—
Globe. — —
Gowen’s. if every toe on your teet
turns into gum biles. Now, tout
And you, youngster, yank off four
yards of that ’are calico, or you will
hear the humble bee a buzzing.’^
The old man shut and the clerk
yanked off the calico.
Tlie Death-rate ot
Our country is getting to be fear
fully alarming, the average of life
being lessened every year, without
any reasonable cause, death resulting
generally from the most insignificant
origin. At this season of the year
especially, a cold is such a common
tiling that in the hurry of every day
life we are apt to overlook the dan
gers intending it and often find too
late, that a Fever or Lung trouble
has already set iu. Thousands lose
their lives in this way every winter,
while had Boschee's German Sgrup
been taken, a cure would have result
ed, and a large bill from a Doctor
been avoided. For all diseases of the
Throat and Longs, Boschee's German
Syrup lias proven itself to be the
greatest discovery of its kind in med
cine. Every Druggist in this coun
try will tell you of its wonderful ef
fect. Over 950,000 bottles sold last
year without a single failure known.
Sold by I»- T. Brumby »fc Co.
Pretty and Young.—Iu every
feature but the hair, winch had grown
white from fever. This lady at 35
writes ns: “ I have used Parker’s
H«ir Balsam six mouths and am more
than pleased with. it. It has restored
the natural brown color of my hair
and given it a silky softness, nicer
than ever before. There is no Dand
ruff, no falling hair, and it leaves the
scalp so dean and nice and cool, that
I am ever so much pleased, and I
To Prevent and Cure Coughs
and Colds—A reliable remedy ia
necessary in every household. It rad
ically cures Coughs, Colds, Sore
Throat, Bronchitis and even Con
sumption if used in time, by its pow
erful spe-ific action on the Stomach,
Kidneys. Skin, Liver and rnneons
surfaces of the Th roat and Lnngs. It
accomplishes the cure in a wonderful
ly short time, and removes all pain
and soreness of the lungs. It is also
a most valuable stomachic remedy, ef
fectually removing Dyspepsia, Head
ache. Liver Disorders, Costiveness,
Nervousness, Low Spirits, Wakeful
ness, Heartburn, Cramps, Palpitation
of the Heart, Sour Stomach, etc., and
gives a cheering eomfort and freedom
from pain that surprises every one.
Buy a 81 00 bottle from yonr drug
gist, R. T. Brumby «& Co., or a sam
ple bottle at 15 cts, and test its
merits.
Considerations will plead my Excuse, leel and look I'Jfe myself again.’’
It is. Madam, to desire to be informed Disiutectant properties that enter
whether yoa govern tout Husband, r
he rales over yoa ?” “Indeed, S.r.
(replyed the Lady) this Question is
somewhat odd, but, as I think no one
ought to be atoamab of doing their
Duty. I shall make no Scruple to say,
tbat'l have been always proud.to obey
my Husband ie ail thiugp, but, if a
Woman’sowa Word is to he suspected
in such a Case, let him answer for me;
for here he comes,’’ The Gentleman
at that moment entering the Room,
eeneaeatod. widk the^Btofgmu, eon-
finned €f8rjrWflid Ins obedient TV ife
reported in her own. favor: upon
chemically into this preparation ren
der it healing, cleansing and healthful,
and the beautiful, fresh and vigorous
hair it produces, together with its
property of reatoring the hair to its
natural youthful color, leaving the
head entirely freed from Dandruff)
clean and healthy, surprises uo less
than it pleases. Buy a bottle from
your druggist, R.T. Brumby A Co,
and test tea merits-
Who hath woe—who hath sorrow?
Well that Nevada, man who traded
a male for a wife feels as red around
the eyes asany of them.
Why Will You
Allow a cold to advance in your
system and thus encourage more seri
ous maladies, such as Pneumonia,
Hemorrhages and Lung troubles
when an immediate relief can be so
readily attained. Boschee's German
Syrup has gained the largest sale iu
the world tor the cure of Coughs,
Colds aad the severest Lung Diseases.
It is Dr. Boschee’s famous German
prescription, and is prepared with
the greatest care, aud no fear need
be entertained in administering it to
the youngest child, as per directions.
The sale of this medicine is unprece
dented. Sinse first introduced there
has been a constant increasing demand
aad without a single report ot a fail
ure to do its work in any case. Ask
yonr Druggist as to the truth of
these remarks. Large size 75 cents.
Try it and be convinced. Sold by
R.T.JBrnmby A Co.
How Are You Off for Gas?—
In a leading chnrch in the diocese
of Huron, Canada West, there has
lately been some difficulty in obtain
ing a sufficient supply of gas, through
a defect in. the main, or other eaus".
The manager at the gas works sent
a boy to the church with instructions
to see the sexton and ascertain wheth
er they were getting enough light.
The boy arrived after service had
commenced, and, not seeing the
sexton, walked boldly up the aide
and accosted the rector, who was
reading the service, and asked, m a
frank and perfectly audible tone:
“Say, boss, how: are yon off for gas?’*
The answer was not'heard, but theirs
were reasons why most of the congre-
gationTndulged in a stuDe,
r-
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