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ThijiawycBS ofiho Seunte lihI Mr.
Goldsmith's attojrneyi are splitting
hairs and caviling on the forty-filth
part of a-sophistry. It i* a pity that
the jteople cannot have plain Im/.j and
plain men to interpret them. How
anybody, can expect this war of. words
id waw abaw SO days is to as incom-
MfflROESSeSnR new Const i-
ttltoii'in d u d worthy offi. iahi, GfoVjJifi
hj hi ti'Wd : way. •> If the Legislature
Juts to probe and impeach ally the J
itn'AL-r t TiCAL
in official life at the
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jxnul e -11V. •»» : *»•
L, SEPTEMBER 10, 187&
jydf tea-.lt .»>/. ,•*
.and faction, when it was
1: .u—. ta-
mill daring-spirits fired amid the col
ored decayed debtors, and gave
BpS&Ie and vigor tofts history
Amid the stirring scenes of the Span-
isHrtsrs and the tremendous tom oft
oPfte revolution, the Mantalinis and
theMicawbera faded Sway- leaving
little impresa ho their times—signal-
ii'iWilli:
A lot ofAmerid
to Mexico were so)
kind of saddle, t
turned as not givfti
or these, about seven hundred) i
long confinement for £ebt, strange
leas in the eenptiy of their fiptb, d
seeking an asylum in tbs wilds
vers by him conducted thither tn
RAISING MONEY FOB^ Tgl
| of th i tmfm
their arrival in America with the
gs of Unstable enthusiasm, and
; ont with a querulous ay. Poor
rtf the mildew of the prison
alien npontheir souls, and the
odr shores, ttfei? gay plumage drag*
gled and their eyes turned back to
the Beau and Virginians that poured
into Georgia after slaves were per-,
mitted in the province, and the* trus
tees had thrown up their commissions.
And to another let ter are thse matters
delegated. II. W. G.
L^Uv—"
(i.
* moEXKis »T law,
Athens, Gs;
5 Oflks in Deupree Building
iju.j
Hitt A Tsonni.
- K LUMPKIN,
Attorney at' Lake. d **
OSce over c»#% »<*«•“* Co.
Athens, Georgia,
w ,u nrsauos >n the Superior Courts of ,thj
..^U^aOrcnit- tST(StartionssS]ectalU.
JaS. J- Baldwin
J. J • BALD CO*,
WHOLESALE DEALERS JN \ *
OREIGN AND DOMESTIC LIQUORS, WINES, &C.
ALSO AGENTS FOB THE CELEBRATED
Stone Moimtarfi Gqm p Whiskey.
Corner Broad and Jackson Streets,. Alliens, Ga.
GL C. TTaomaa.
iFFU'E IN COURT-HOUSE, OPPOSITE
OnlLisrv’s Offioe. Personal attention to all
nines* eniru.ted to his care. s[.»-tt
)opo uarrv pai tinai'iqi
attorneys a* i-a^w,
(i:5c over Talmadge, Uodgaon & Co.
• v * .to. uui
>n*-ly
p A. II.F.K.
■WatsHaaaJsaT & Jo-nvolor,
t Snead* Shoo Stem neit JooS as Rtw a
.—■. t Bread atreot, Athens, Georgia. AU
,-rk warranted IS month*.
t[>iV.i-tf.
iTLrtB-MHMHiBTfl
Air-Line Railway.
Passenger Department"
ATLANTA
■■ -a, t , ,bK.
EASTJUflN CITIBial
CHANGE OF SCHEDULE.
1 tills)
nd after Jans 1st, 1S79, Trains will jnn
iwlV^pWS, goiui Wpt: VV. J
krrivr st Luis - tH A V
uteLuta «•« a H
viarvASO. . j,
Lata..."... ...7.! v mS'v m
svs Lsita,.{«■■£» -• mp IfiM
KASTVAXD.
nsR rAsnsnl tsaix.
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*.23 r.a
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ITTE
LEAD > and OHiS,
DRjGS ‘
Wte&ietnttt*
GARDEN SEED
« * , j * •
* -*A SP-
Hidrtsr ®g®t-
' Stock of Seed all Fresh.
|For any of altove or anything in
v the Diug Line call on.
C.' E. G. LONU 4(C0.
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DRUGGISTS
,«pt,H.ly.
A7i:sns,-Geoi.oia.4
Atlanta Ga., September 6.—
Referring to a late editorial in The.
Constitution on General pglethorpe
and the statement of Georgia, an
anonymous gentleman writes me to
ask if “I know that Georgia was fet
tled with a gang of convicts.”
I do not know it, and tor the best
of reasons. It is not true.
The history of the settlement of
Georgia is rich in interest and I am
tempted into a letter on the subject—
ns much for the purpose of correcting
my inquiring friend as for the pur
pose of giving some curious informa
tion to those who have not had the
time to delve into colonial histories,
or pore over old manuscripts.
A VERY IMPORTANT TRAGEDY.
y Georgia was settled by a pauper
colony, and that, too, by a colony ta
ken out of jails, and transported direct
to the cmigrantships. At least this is
true in a technical sense. Bnt let us
look beneath the surface of the state
ment. . *
The suicide of a man and woman
was the positive cause that led to the
birth of Georgia. Quite as logica’ly
as the slitting of Jeukiu’s ear, led to
the Spanish war. In 1728, the person
of the debtor in England, was at the
JPJBtSSSSS&S&A
heavily to . the enterprise.. Parlia
ment
£26, 1
ve £10,000 at ooq.timp am
again. Over one hum'
became agents for begging
funds, clothing and equipments for
the colony. The qpbilijiy became in
terested and'.the, settling up of the
Georgia colony became the pet project
of the . philanthropists—rand philan
thropy was then stirred to its depths
in Eugland by the tipnnlt that dated
from the suicide of the poor book
binder and bis wife. So there was no
lack ot money with which to give the
enterprise a i*ir start. 1 Tf»e debtors
were led front their prison cells, fitted
up comfortably, put on board a wells
provisioned ship, and promised a
grant of land upon their arrival in
Georgia and a support for a reasonable
time.
A PICTURE OF UTOPIA.
A more charming scheme was never
devised in England. With all the
glitter of the Sontb sea bubbles, it
was also tender, sentimental and pa
thetic. There seems to have been a
sort ot emotional intoxication about
the whole thing. The tints upon the
S icture could no: be made too bright,
‘he prisons were to be emptied and
mercy of the creditor. An “IOU,” V™*™** ab « 1 !f , I ,ed ' - Ml lh t
GOING EAST. Pi
US*# n^ioirr train..
trTTe it Lata
THE
NEW STORE
IN ATHENS,
LYNCH’S
BLOUSE
FURNISHING GOODS,
At the Store lonnerlr occupied by
*! H : ’ ox. r. a*, smite; j
—>>* Broad, Street,.Atlujus^Ga,
IS -* 5 * * m»y.27.tf.
was absolute sign of slavery’. For an
unpaid ob igation of ten shillings,
man might
there for his lifetime, lireat oppres
sions were practiced under ibis law,
and the people became very much dis
satisfied with its ojierations.
One morning London was startled
by the nows of a terrible tragedy that
idle surplus was to find liappiness and
Wealth in the uew Arcadia Every-
omised of the climate of
trriv* *t Luta ..
UR....4
12JI0 A a
.......IDA a*
TiiBocoa nuioirr mux.
irrirc »t Lata
luit
i.'Iom oonuc-tion st Attauta for sll point*
s ret so J Sooth vest. Connecting at Charlotte
bra!) point* East. Through Tickets on sale
it Galnearillo, Seneca City, '(ireenTp.le and
I; irtanlmrg to all point* East and Weet.
G. J. FOREACBE, General Manager.
1. HOUSTON, Gen. Pa*a.&Ticket Ag’t
Change of Schedule, ’ :
I On and after Monday Jane 2d 1ST}, train* on
fortli,ut*m Railroad will run: as folftnrw
lie* daily except Sunday.
. are A'ibaeh.. -AVK .’ft "1 J: 4.0# F. «*
irriee at Lata *.20 P. M.
Irrlreat Atlanta: .10.30 P. 1C.
»»eAtlanta . v P. M.
»re ta)^?.M....J..V..iu.. T.4« P. M.
..Tire at Atbans 10.00 P. M.
[On Setoteya this additional train vHl be
■ Yi'il
i Atbanb...Y;T.‘.l.. 5.00 A. It
rireatLala 6.45 A. M.
riw at Atlanta. :i......MMO'A M.
•re Atlanta 10" A. M.
are Lata ..r...:.<.v..v sit A. M:
, Tire at Athena U.05 A. M.
! Both trains .1 Saul tat Lola with trains aacb
ray on Air Lina Railroad. Passengers going
Forth I mi—III hr at totes*toNMtiSA
ail train on Air Lina Railroad and by taking
ijj~i r l~ rr
at Northeastern train, reaching Washington
t ho V*_* nd * 4 mteteaa bWvaeuAtebOvh, and
Siw Tort raaaengen from Georgia Rulroad
are ample time to take the e • - -
’ oreby reach the Springs of '
SCHOOL BOOKS!
AU of the School J3ooks in use at the
Lucy Cobb Institute,
At Madame Sosnowski’s Horn School,
j^ATTqE ,.y
arious S'cM s in the City,
LOWBST STGUSES,
Tbottas*- Black, Bine er Violet Ink—the beet la
ike WarM at» cent* per bottle. ■ For bargain* In
ererytlitagt call * ■ 777
aept.10.tf
BURKE’S BOOK-STORK.
: ‘* ‘>ni
T known a* ‘EberharTa
PRINCE AVENUE,
• - ATHENS, GA.
A wjJsS4«l .
tie month :' |l "
time of to to tL RS. to according to age, grade Ac,
ProPw/'H. WkDDELIT^wrote do not
hesitate to . recortmitnd Dr. BRUMBY as the
iccea*ftil Teacher among thoee who have,
my Professorship of twentTjreara dura
tion,'prepared atndenta for the Unifendty of
Georgia.” For farther- information apply for
J. M. EDWARDS,
« *8W‘!8«fr«*s
.Rail 2load Company
Georgia." tor farther-manual
circalar, er oenfer with.
acpLlT.tf. A. RBBOTtBY.
ScraaurniTnxxr'a »imc*,
, AcaxaiA, Ga^ Jaly IMh, 1ST*.
[ On sad after Tnndiv,
12th, lots. y
Jurjr llthTnin® will 1
ire WioterrUle .9.45 aM
>re Lexington 10.2# rv
w Antioch., 10.48 A M
ire Maxeyi 11.OS am
re Woodriiie 11.21 a m
—-- ..11.45 am
MOSS & THOMAS,
lOnoi ficTORS & Commission Meochuts,
Clayton StAthens, Ga.
Advances made onCotton consigned .in Steve.
aepLU.ly.
^mre Union Point
five Atlanta.,
krrire “
Irrire Aagnrta S.2S r x
•re Aapnsta Mi. 9A5 ax
are Macoi 7.00 ax
«• AttantxJak*... ......VAS,«W
are Union Point 12.55 rx
rnre Wood*ilia.. 1.10r*
kmraMaxeya l.SOrx
wire Antioch ...J....... 1.50 rx
wive Lexington 2.12 r x
wire WintenriUe 2.47rx
wire Athena 5.15 r x
oaran daily, except to and from Wash
which are daily exaept Sundays.
- Dow. Ore, taa. Ag*^: •«
S. K. Jouxeox, ScpL
Bcff ciuom'AB
COF7SSX
If yon want a cop ef good, hiah kaTored and
Pm Rio Corvxx from MOURE, JENKINS A
CO’3.,(N*w York)
Brwatnil Ari ra
Will certainly plica* yen. It cannot be ex
celled. Ask year gieoer (briL
june.8.3ra.
AtsxAxsn 8. Emvnr, ef Atlwaal A ,
Ataxn L. Mncxau, of Athena, SoUcrtor Gen-
Srd. • -a- ~ 7} tosaim: Tk
Banka, (rat Monday in April and Octobar.
Utarkc, ascend Monday in Mtogr and No-
retaber.
^Franklin, auond Monday in April and Oe-
G vinnatt, flnt Monday la March and Sep-
ember.
Habersham third Monday In ApnlandOe-
ItaU, third
in Msirii an4&*|top-
Jwkaoo, third Monday in February tod
’ah? 0 **' h * tli, MoDd V 1* datwax]
po 2jbun, ,teo«k Monday in AprU andOc-
third. Monday in Eabruaxy and
^ ***»«+*•
Pottery Fioturee I
largest and handaomaat assortment of
tTCTURESlFOR POTTERYDXCOBATSOR,
over brought to IthoMu ,
AT PAMc rEICES, 1
BURKE'S BOOK-STORE.
•ag.lX.tt
|dbr »&le at
A. M., M. D
igbi be lodged in jail ami kept j *? ,ng P ;om ^ . .
arhib lifetime Great opprw* )h-untrmJ province Madeira was
to ue out done in-wine, and Turkey
in drugs, and the skirls of the Medi
terranean in fruit. But the main
work of the colony was to be in the
production of raw, ■ silk. The white
mulberry trees of Italy were :•> be plan*
had occurred in one of the debtors’ ttd in proves, and half a niiilioli ster-
i ling was to be saved annually in cos
, coons. The official seat of the state
wns a group of silk worms—the spec
ulative hint of the symbol being soft
ened by the superscription of the
motto—“Non sibi, sid altts’J—“not for
themselves, hot oilier*.”
irisons. A bookbinder, Richard
and his wife, who had t«en
‘ed for several years far an trifl
ing sum, which, however, they had
no mode of paying, had hong them
selves. Their bodies were fonnd in
the morning hanging within a few feet
of each other. On the bed was the
fair Isnjblll m iMj mmwm
murdered before hanging themselves.
They had cut her throat with a knife. There »ere some important points
On the table was a letter, surmount- j in the settlement of this colony,
ed vfith • shilling. - This letter, ad- First—Georgia was the first free
dressed to their landlord, was pathets ; soil colony ever established. The
ic to the last degree. The writers ; trustees decided that no slave should
dwelt upon the despair that had seized . he imported into or owtied in the col-
them, justified the killing of their i oli y- The owning of slaves in the
daughter by saying-, that they took older colonies had already established
they were short on stiple commo
dities.
THE COLONY WANTS RUM AND NE
GROES.
At length the troubles came to a
head. The colonists were stuug with
envy at the sight of the Carolina plan
ters, who, having the right to hold
slaves, were amassing immense for
tunes with their indigo and rice plan-
ta’ ions. They were rampant on the
a life
was worse than
death, and hoped-that God would be
kinder to them than man had been.
A postscript begged the landlord to
he kind of their"dog and cat, and ex
plained that the shillicg—the last they
had—was fo pay the perton who
er the letter to him.
t of this horrible
a sort of aristocracy that the trustees
felt wonld be ont of place in the new
one. Besides it was felt that ta allow
slavery in a colony initiated in benev
olence* and to be sustained by charity
wonld be doing violence to the pro
rum question. They declared that thfl profit msdo on ^ p^enger I
rum was ab*'lutely essential to health - ‘ ■ °
in the swampy and malarial climate'.
They also turned upon their benefac
tor, Oglethorpe,' ana upon the trustees
nftiHinafg&l’ttterii Vith alt' torts of
peculation, misdirection and extrava
gance. They sent an agent to carry
these complaints to parliament. He
did so; an I the trustees answered.
Tlie complaints were denounced as
false, scandalous and malarious, and
the agent was dragged on his knees
before the bar of the house and reps
remanded. Bat in response to this
guess the tlOO comes nearer the profit
than the half dollar. Then they grab
your trunk and shove it behind
grating to be weighed. Ton can’t
bee the scales at aU, and you have no
idea about the weight until
sings out 88 30 over weight, and you
have to pungle the money or your
trank don’t go Now, my trunk was
so small an affiur that I could throw
it over my shoulder with one hand,
but they ran up the weight to 260
pounds. Probably it did weigh that
, . . . . - . much when a 200 pound baggage
appeal, the importation .of rum was masler wa8 on ^ Well> f^fd
would d
lous. In his exquisite
Bt.' allndas to it as
most remarkable event ot tlie year.’
It Wfmd Jftfr J*£rfflo’aHg|r to Use
crusade already started against the
of th
at ti
e was a young
■MW
lished ai
as the first free soil colony ever
fdonded
provi
to be
13
society.
the
rank and fortune—by name James
Oglethorpe. Of fine education and
generous instincts, this young membar
was intrepid* alert and determined.
He wfMmalu of Art commit
tee appointed in response to the agi
tation caused by the death of the
Smiths, to investigate * the condition
of the. jails. His noble heart was
gion.
forbidden. The trustees probably
thought that the unsettled habits of,
the debtors, taken suddenly out of
rison could not withstand the temp-
Gen-
_ _ iveral
of the colonists had drank themselves
- of r ™
j-tffiAsiriL=t*tt
that fie found in the dungeons, and
bis fine nature was fired by the con
prietors. No grant of land was to
n _ | exceed 500 acres, and no land was to
rt^nn hv^rbli Z sold except by.’ special license and
pi^on by whtth the moto of j no , iceDse was to ^granted that
suffering w as bronght about. He , . *
emerged from the investigation, de-1" _
termined to devote hU life to the bet- cy _ bnt , commanity of ^ hold .
COMPANY,
ATHENS, GSOHGZA.
YOUNG X. O. HAHFtlS, President
... jtTTTKW TBOaiS, SsrrtUry.
Aptn 1, 1SI7, - * STS4,MT 62
Resident Directors.
Ukauss. .
on. Roust Thomas. ■
siyZS-wtjr
joss W. Snouos,
CHARLES P. STUBBS,
(Successor to Groover, Stnbbs & Co^)
COTTON FACTOR
- —AMD-
General Commission Merchant,
‘‘ * AGENT FOB THE ‘
Qyiitman Factory Yams,
94 BAY STREET,
Savannah, OJeo:
Businv, Ties, Rope and other
atahed. Also, libers! cash «dv»L
BsStofef
Mr. A. A.Wucm, Cashier *nd Corrsmndent
ofthelxto firmot Groover, SwMafrfti ,hse
a interest in the bmiaeis. sojcJiat
for-
odraneeamado on
granted
permit the accumulation ot
There was to be no aristocra-
tering of the condition of the poor
Wretches which he had found in the
prisons. He soon saw that some ref
uge imist bo provided for the person,
he proposed to release from rance-
and his eyea naturally turned to A-
merica—then the asylum for all dia-
senters and nnfortnnates.
andJiis friends, chief
ord Perdval, and
Benjamin Martyn, pe
ed King George to nSke a new
province of that part of the rich, but
struggling provice of Carolina, whirii
lay south of the 8avsnnah river. The
Carolina colonists were nnoble to sets
tie it, as it was MtgiackjftC: the en
croachment of the Spaniards, who held
Florida to the sooth of it, and was
inhabited by very powerful Indian
At length, alter a sentimental
e years, the king was
to grant this petition. He
pros
___ ll'the territory;-in round
words, lying between the Savannah
river and the Altamaha and westward
from the heads of those rivers to the
Pacific. TJiia new provipce was called
Georgia. It waa esUbliahed as an
I, and donations wereltsked to sup
port the paupers who should be
laced upon it. Oglethorpe secured
Jie release: of about seven hundred
prisoners and with 116 of these people
ailed on November 17tb, 1732, for
Georgia, iAbout five bandied, were
lo follow in his ships- Thus was
Georgia settled.
. Oglethorpe’# work in
sentiment on the«’
reform is thns.comm 1
tomb.
era, reliant, active and self-sustains
ing - ! ( if |
THE COLONY DOES NOT PROSPER,
But the colony, despite the very
predictions of its friends, aud the re
ally auspicious conditions in which_ it
was iounded, did not prosper,
mulberry ti
silk worms
did m**i
things began to go awry. It
that the grarions Queen Caroline
dress on her birthday in a robe made
of Georgia raw silk, bat the largest
exports of silk. Hqvto~exceeded 500
pounds per knWMn-vAn attempt was
made to grow cotton, and an expert
declared that he found in Georgia
“some very good pods of it/ bnt the
cotton culture languished. The coL
cny was provided with a botanist,
and a prototype ol Dr.;
lished a sort of agi
Bnt no advances wei
plant discovered that wonld pros
per.
I suspect that the trouble was
chiefly with the colonists., A mistake
made in their selection; In-
fromtb
such as saBors,
era, Oglethorpe selected decayed
shop-keepers and tradesmen, whose
plausible tongues overbalanced the
frailty of
chanced,-
himself in
found a settlement, ..
forests with a colony of Mantalinis,
to whom the whole thing was a
'’and Mica when,
-y-tomething to
tn his admirable
For Sale.
WnitMTaid
ORQUOTU AUwwy wtj
- 1L 1L CARLTON,
j^a-tr. , i
FEED m SALE STABLE,
Inuw
to IM
intotbe atstoof the
forinq
of F
"benerO”
sup
t
port -on the
trustees'
stores—were
Iraretauid a traly writable «m
X card for wh#n'#ntxn*tea to
«n hscl for sale at alltuncs.
m*%n
public
torn up?
history, says: “Most of the early set
tlers were altogether unworthy the
’ " the. ' —
to
aud the hand that
been dust for moie than
And yet there they
fresh, giving the quaint and psrtici
h'story of the first Georgia colony.
Every donation made ia t[
knowleaged. We eveujiote
mpdest person jrho figures
covered by. the. hands .of l^r.
Hahtr has been meaented “the stop. ,i r
of a bg; vine.” An enormons, qc—- r ' r
tity of religions hooks were* presen. .
and we Dole—“200 treatises on rum
drinking ” All sorts of seeds, vines,
roots were sent Over that they.might
be tried in the new soil.
cartouch boxes, swords, tools, "were
contributed and are all , entered with
the miunteat care. The acconnt
against the colonists is credited with
what they sent to England. I regret
to say that this credit is small. The
poor shop-keepers could not get down
to work. And their exports were
principally bean-oil, deer skins, snake-
root, sea-.rod, shumach, buffalo hides,
sassafras. Among the notable ex
ports is a tulip tree buit nine feet
square, several shipment* of mahoga
ny, and occasional 'iger-skins. Once
or twice there is a credit for silk or
rice, but the balance of trade was
heavily against us. Our fore lath era
deluged England with snake-root and
sassafras, and eveu gave it consider
able bears-oil and deer-skins—but
A Diabolical Plot.
How An Enraged Congressman
Proposes to Utilize. His “Pub.
Decs.”
Virginia Ner. Chrooiela.
There is no doubt as to how Con
gressman Daggett stands on the rail
road question. He is sound. Con
versing with a “Chronicle,” reporter
the other day he said r
“The railroad people are the pertest
kind of gongera. They begin to show
their hand at Omaha. In the first
place the fare from Omaha to San
Francisco is 8100 50, and everybody
who bays a ticket stops to growl and
asks what that 50 cents is for. They
are told that the half dollar simply
permitted, and the right to hold
slaves was denied by only*eight votes.
This was in 1743, about ten years
after the colony was founded. In
1744 Oglethorpe left for England And
did not return. The trustees man
aged to work along until 1752 when
they threw np their commissions in
disgust, and declared themselves una
ble to sustain their trust any longer.
John Reynolds was. appoiu
ernor of Georgia, with the
ivernor-jn'
'our
of a
ty colony into that of a regular
-- ilM — ichetpe of
xgnes had
state bad been
fiar-
befe. TbeUtoi
and his c
but the seedirof
sown, aikl the y
vest. ' 1
is bronght the 1
THE FIRST JEWS IN GEORGIA.
It must not.be imagined that aU of
the settlers brought over by Georgia
under the charter of the trustees were
unworthy or inefficient. There were
many even ot the English settlers who
were taken ont of the prisons that
were worthy and devoted men.
An efficient and brave dement that
was introdoced into the midst of the
pauper colony itself was a company of
forty Israelites that came over in 1733.
The trestees were very much angered
at this importation and indignantly
revoked toe commission* of the men
who were said to have been responsi
ble for it. Thev declared that the
introduction of Jews would be preju
dicial to the colony, was contrary to
the designs of the charter, and was an
indignity, to the trusts s. They sent
Oglethorpe express orders to give
these Jews no encouragement. The
three men who had sent these Jews
over were Jews themselves, and de-
(flared that none ot the trustees’ mon
ey had been used in the importation,
hot that the Jews themselves had
provided thefnnds. At any rate, the
Jews settled in Savannah, and became
t^e very best of citizens. They were
industrious, sympathetic, thrifty, and
brewe In the Spanish wars they
rendered valiant service; in the rev
olution they counseled as patriots and
fought as heroes, and their descend
ants have been and arc [among the
most honored of Savannah’s sons.
The Bhettalls, the Bussells, the Minn
ses, the DeLyons, and I think the Co
hens trace their lineage back to these
first settlers.
A boy trill
place at the first
cotpes to turning
er he’s haifisai
in* padr ol €Mdi t .^j ;
The New Orleans "PfiaiytftiS ikkfe'
quarnted with an old fainter who used
to put a jug at the further end of a
row of corn, and then-say to his men,
Hoe, every one that thirateth."
An old bachelor, who particularly
hated literary wopsen,
authoress if..ripe oof*
light on kissing. -.“It ...
looking archly at him, “ but.
is heUer.in the dark.'
A fashion writer sa^rs that dresses
are to be full this* year-.: We prefer
them full.— The idea of * dress
slouching around empty, or-one half
filled by a scrawney individaal, -is ri
diculous in the extrem e:-’ 1 We ShdoM
like tol^know what satisfaction it
would be to a young man to sit np
until 2 a. m., by the side of an empty
dress.
What His Father Rode.—A
teacher in one of the Westfield public
sc'joo'8 was startled the other day at
the answer she got from one bright
little fellow. On the blackboard was
the picture of an ostrich, and the
teacher described its great strength;
power ot endurance, closing by saying
it was the only bird upon which a man
could ride. ‘I know another,’ spoke'
up a little chap. ‘Well, what is iiT*
‘A lark.’ Unsuspectingly the teach
er asked, ‘how can you prove that,*
Johnny ?’ ‘All that I know about,if,’
said the boy, ‘is that mother every
little while says father’s oft on a lark,
and when be comes back he looks as
if he had rode awful fast.’
Do you mean to insult me, sir, hy |
calling your dog by my name ?—“Oh,-
no, sir, not at all; I only meant terirt-
suit the dog.’’ •
“Remember who you are talking
to sir,” said nn indignant parent .to a
facetious boy; “I am your father.”
‘Well, who,* to bla-ne for that??’
said the young impertinence, “tain’t
me.”
$hey who art naturally cool Ml ora
quiet torn of mind, upon wfta.-noth
ing can makffTOO powerful Bn imptes-
laMi, vtat aitfTMt wont to bttekeited
by ttieat soteo# .or great joy, have
of living long and
manner. Preserve,
- _ ‘ all circumstances, a
compojarebfmind whirii no’hapiness,
no miafortupe. can too mnch disturb.
Love Mthiog t5>" violently;, hate
nqthiW too passionately; fear nothing.
too strongly, i—Exchange. ‘ p-'
Quinine has gone «p. The poor,
fever-stricken patient finds his pills
dearer than ever. The two or three
American manufactures thereupon
dance with war-whoops of delight and
shout: “We told you so!” Of
coarse they did. They knew very
well what day they would raise the
price and bow fai they would raise it
They know just as well that their time
is short; they have the market in
their own hands as yet, and are wil
ling to make this extortionate profit
out of the immediate needs of the
public. None of the manufactured
article wh^ch is to come in free of
idnty has as yet been imported.
- When it comes in the price will fall
!to its proper level, and nothing they
:can do will keep it np. There -is no
'realrreason for tlie present rise, the
ufacturera have stock in h^nd
sufficient fur many months, except
their desire to reap as large* a barviest
from their long monopoly ai possible.
—If. Y. Tribune.
The good man slammeth the gate
and liangeth the doot and maketh a
noise for his heart is without gile, and
he feareth not the grievons word of
his wife; bnt the naughty man shot
tell the gate softly, and stealeth np
stair* in his stocking feet, and stum-
bleth over the rocking-chair, and the
last condition of that man is worse
than the first.
because I hadn’t bnt two minutes to
fight, and at Ogden the baggage vil
lain still panned me, and I paid some
more extra weight. It weighed more
at Ogden, probably because a heavier
man eat on it, or rise the iarified at
mosphere affected the scales. Then
coming over the mountains there were
some extra charges for rope*. Bnt
I’ll get even—I’U get even. Yon see
I’m entitled as a member of Congress
to 600 volumes of Agricultural Re-
pVits, 20ft Bamyor-Oeoerai’s Re
ports, 200 Patent Office Reports and
tertsl tho—frd cthsr heavy volnress
of an equally exciting character.”
; * “Arttbere reports ever rafrdf'
“Oh^yra; the printers who set
’em up are obliged to read’em- Well,
these are sent on to my address free,
and the railroad people have to carry
’em for nothing under their postal
contract with the United States Gov
ern man t- the biggest Government on
earth, sir. Then I’ll give one copy
of the agricultaral romances to o>d
Farmer Treadway, and a copy of the
geological fictions to Professor Stew
art. All the rest I need myself.”
“For what purpose Y
“Why, you see, I’ll put my frank
on ’em and ship ’em to Zach’ Chan
dler in Wisconsin, and he’ll frank ’em
and send ’em back, and I’ll frank ’em
again, re-direct ’em to him; and these
books—two tons of ’em, by G—!—
will go back and forth oner that blast
ed road, free, notil the next session of
Congress, when I’ll get hold of some
more and start them along, too. I
propose to keep the books in motion
until they wear ont, and then I’ll sue
the d—d company for damages. Oh,
I’ll sicken ’em of the extra weight
dodge. Don’t you forget it.’’
Every morning the Congressman
goes down to the depot and pokes
about among the freight for his books
They have not yet arrived,’but *"
expects them eveiy day.
other colonies and settlers.
There were many fine people who
came over with the pauper colony.
It or during its existence, the most of
re, that hs found thrm bring young gentlemen, de
moting to spoiled by primogeniture of' fortunes
hostiles and befitting their rank. Many of t
sympathized with t]je Impulsive
splendid philanthropy'ot Oglethorpe,
pa did the Milledge& bJBtan, there
were . restlesi, • ambition ^
who aspired to cart* out
tune* with tbeir iwosds as did. Jams*
Jackson i»1857. Others still wuni
” the fsblad riches of the
TSbfriiyitobs'lft
with Whitfield to wiaUisk
aB«rphanhi 'home. Tixg* geneaons (t> wanr.l
k oft.Ui.0l ,q*a te.'l ~ fhflNt 1*U
ho
I should just like to see somebody
abduct me. said Mrs. Smith the other
morning, Hm! so should I, my dear
—so should L said Mr. Smith with
exceeding earnestness. .
Water fuss some people make about
liquor-dating a debt.
A teacher was instructing her lowest
class'in natural history. Hier subject
was the cat. Afterward she proceed*
ed to question her scholars. At last
she said to the smallest of her bqj].
Johnny, what does your mother keep 1
a cat for? To lay kittens, was the
reply. The questioning came to ah
abrapt end. ’ * . ;] - ’
Chetearfleld arid^ aad tbontod*
reecho the cry, * that no one ia
excusable for being ont-of 'the iuhion,’
bat we’d like to know what the dense
a man ia to do who has married when
blondes was the style—Boston Post.
A word to the wise is sufficient. A
minister made an interminable call
upon a lady of his acquintance. Her
little daughter, who was present,
grew weary of his conversation, an
whispered in an audible tone, Didnt
he bring his amen with him mam
ma?
QA noted politician was so fond of
being d ad-head everywhere, that
when some ot his friends were debats
ing bow to get him to attend church,
one of them said, Charge an admis
sion fee, and he’ll be after a pass be
fore breakfast.
We never realize how awkward,
how needlessly stupid, how excessive*
ly and deplorably tanlty nature is, so
strongly as when we reflect on the
Mtinful fact that she has never yet
>een able to create a man that will fit
a custom-made shirt.
Perhaps the funniest object is the
man who spends his first day in a
wspaper office. He tries to appear
ft he had been in a newspaper offioe
all his life, bnt somehow he dosen’t
seem to feel easy. There seems to be
too many bones in his shad.
The New York Herald says; The
use of pickles, especially those of a
green color, has been heretofore con
demned by the medical fraternity of
|thi»> city.- Mr. George ftoore; an
upholsterer of 118 Miller street,
Newark, yesterday informed a repor
ter of the Herald that his sister, bliss
Kate Moore,.near Riverside avenue,
had been suffering terribly from the
effect of green piritles during the past
two weeks She had always been
exceedingly fond of them, and about
a week ago she suddenly fell down on
the groundsadjoinig her sister’s home,
perfectly helpless. All her strength
had left her and her limbs seemed
paralyzed. Dr. A J. Goelet was
sent for, and lie declared that tho
paralysis was caused by copper poison
contracted from eating green pickles.
On one oFhis recent visits he asked
Mrs. Drake to place a needle in one
of these pickles, and it came out quite
He then tried ft. piece of
The Death-ate •!
Our country is getting to be fear-
folly alarming, the average of life
being lessened every year, without
any reasonable canae, death resulting
generally from the most insignificant
origin. At this season of the year
especially, scold is such a common
thing that in the horry of every day
life we are apt to overlook the dan
gers attending it and often find too
late, that a Fever or Lung trouble
has already set In. Thousands lose
their lives in this way every winter,
while Had BosehePs German Syrup
been taken, a care would have result-
ed; and a large hill from a Doctor - When yoa see a woman
been avoided. Fbr all diseases of the
Throat apd J^nngs.Boschte's Ge
1Syrup lias; proven itself to he the
greatest discovery oTits kind in med
cine. Every Druggist in this coun
try will tell yon
feqk Ovec.950,000 bottles sold last
maritime failure known.
« Co.
were
. MI.1
a
Njqa Ml mooli
litmus paper, which became red, show
ing dearly the presence of copper.
The young lady has an excellent con
stitution, and tbia alone has thus far
saved her life A triegram from New
YrtY kavi that lltea Moore has
to ri
Honor the dear old mother. Time
hto Uttered the snonry flakes on her
brpw, plow.ed deep furrows on her
check, but is she not sweet aud beau
tiful now ? The lips are thin and
sbrenken. bnt those are the lips which
have kissed many a hot tear Irani the
childish cheeks, and they are the
swetest Sips in all the world.
The eye u dim, yet glows with the
soft radiance of holy love which can
never fade. Ah, yet, she is a dear
old mother. The sands of life are
nearly ran out, but feeble as she is.
will go further and reach down lower
for you than any other upon earth.
You cannot walk into a midnight
where shejcannol enter, a prison whose
bars will Keep her cut; you can never
mount a scaffold too high for her to
reach that she may kiss and bless yon
in evidence of her deathless love.
When the world shall despise and
forsake yon, when it leaves you
by the way side to die unnoticed, thO
dear old mother will gather you in
her feeble arms and carry you home
and tril you of all your virtues uutl{
yon almost forget that your soul is
disfigured by vice. Love her tender
ly, and cheer her declining years
with holy devotion.—Exchange.
—Teacher, to boy who has to be
corrected frequently,—“Can yon tell
me where the Bine Ridge is?” Boy,
[robbing hia shoulder)—“No, bnt I
can tell yon where the black-and-blne
is.’’ He ia treated more ridger-
tban ever new.—Cot. Sat N.
Mr. Smith, of Barryville, tried to
brash the cockle-burrs out of his
mole’s tail, and the unsympathetic
Corneris jury bronght in a verdict, of
“served the blamed fool right.’’.
^ ____ rioapg to*
ward the rirer with a good-sized, pole
in her hand, and a wrinkle across her
nose, yon needn’t think she’s going
fishing Not ranch; she’s got a boy
down that way who promised her,
in swimming.
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Jaaftsn
ta**
Tbs bojr stood on
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You’ll find
Au*nco»
l.ad «-: i
A young lady was recently asked
if she thought money an objection ton
marriageable yound man, provided he,
was pleasant an agreeable in all other.
respects, to which she replied abon't'
as follows:
“Well, no. I don’t know as I’d
marry for money alone, bat if * i_man
had plenty of money allied; to a sweet
disposition, and a mustache that curled
at both ends, and nice bine eyes and
lectable profession and his hither
i rich; anu his mother and sisteirs
were aristocratic, and he-, wanted • to
marry me and wonld. promise to Jet
e Have ray own way in everything/
jd keep me liberally supplied witfr
fin; and have a nice furnised house
and a big piano in it, and would give
me two diamond rings and wonld pay.
my dry .goods, mil
makers without) [
realy and truly loved him—I
iner’s and dress-
xpth toafs in his eyes, he wouldn’t jjo. coo^der-bis money any drawback
,n. Bnmmmff. * »»tch.
„ “The mills of the godsgrm<I slpw*
It^ This ia all Because the hands sin*
ptefibythedsy. Will the god*onto
itoto that il.il to their intBrart to fef
out work by the contract; ■ /
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