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Ch‘#5SSI!«*»• J Athene Benner, Bet. ISIS.
ATH Kk GA, TUESDAY MORNING, APR L 26,1892.
ONE DOLLAR A
JUST BE
Ob, heart of mine, we shouldn’t
Worry so!
Whftt we’ve missed of culm we oouldn'
Have you know.
What we’ve met of stormy pain
And of sorrow’s driving rain.
We can better meet again.
If it blow.
We have erred in that dark hour.
We have known.
When the tears fell with the shower.
All alone—
Were not shine and shower blent
As the gracious Master meant?
Let us temper our content
With his own.
For, we know, not every morrow
be sad;
So, forgetting all the sorrow
We have had.
Let us fold away onr fears
And put by our foolish tears,
Aud through all the coming years
Just be glad.
—James Whitcomb Riley.
. I ventured to look «i
CATCHING A COOLIE.
It was in the eighties—I forget the
exact date—that I was an able seaman
on board the ship John E. Redwood, of
Phillipsburg, engaged in the East India
trade. This was my first deep water
voyage. Before this I had been in west
ern ocean vessels. During the dog
watches my mind was filled with tho
wonders to be seen in a deep waterman.
1 heard many yarns about the marvelous
tricks in juggling of the natives of the
countries we visited, and of the fairly
desperate agility of the thieves that in
fested the seaport towns of India and
China.
After an uneventful voyage we ar
rived at Bombay, and one of the crew
having been chosen for night watchman
the rest of us were employed in working
cargo. The watchman’s duty consisted
in keeping a vigilant watch from «in the
evening until 6 next morning. lie wak
resjxmsible for everything that was
stolen. The rest of the time he was al
lowed to do as he pleased.
My chum Bill Davis was chosen for
this duty, and we rather envied him.
To see him sitting down in tho shad
smoking his pipe, while wo were work
ing our soul cases off under a broiling
sun and until scarcely a breath of win<
to stir the air, was enough to make any
one envions.
One Saturday afternoon Bill came te
me as I was taking a quiet smoke am
asked mo to stand his watch that night.
As Bill had been a good shipmato I
could not refuse him, although I was
dead tired. All hands except tho cap
tain. tho mate and myself, left for the
line'll, bound 6n a grand lark.
ft was still daylight, but even the:
the ship seemed lonely and deserted.
The captain and mate were sitting 01
the poop abaft the after house, having
game end a smoke. I lingered aronm
the booby hatch and thought of the goo<
times ashore and felt lonelier every min
ute.
After sunset there was scarcely any
twilight, for the change between day
and night was almost instantaneous.
Wliat little breeze had been blowing
throughout the day had died out. and
the sea was like an immense mirror.
The sky was cloudless, and it was om
of those perfect nights that are only
seen in small latitudes. The men-of-
war started drilling with their search
lights, and the sight, as the light fell on
some stately ship, making her stand out
in bold relief while the rest of the fleet
was an indistinguishable mass of shad
ows, was one never to be forgotten.
\Vutching tha various doings in the har
bor served to pass tho time, and I soon
forgot my surroundings, so absorbed did
1 'liecomo in the different things that
tvere going on. Nothing disturbed the
stillness but now and then a boatload
of drunken firemen going off to theii
vessel and disputing with their boat-
mau. Occasionally some one would
start a song, and as it drifted over the
water its harshness was lost and only its
beauty remained.
One by one these sounds died away,
and as there was nothing left te divert
my thoughts they came back to myself
and the ship. The silence was oppress
ive. I felt insignificant in the midst of
it. How small I was! My mind was
uneasy and restive. In fact, I was nerv
ous, and I could not account for it. In
order to calm myself as well as to kill
time I began walking up and down the
poop; but having worked hard all day
1 was soon fagged, and began hunting
around for something that would occu
py me. In my wanderings I found two
or three sheets of a New York newspa-
!«;?. This was a prize. I rigged the bin
nacle lamp in the wheelhouse, and fixing
myself comfortably in the captain’s chair
1 crowded on all sail for intellectual en
joyment.
The only thing I could find was stock
reports, advertisements and shipping
news. This was rather of a disappoint
ment, but I started in to read those,
found some of them quite interesting,
and presently I was taking solid com
fort in reading what I felt to be a spe
cies of news—dry as it was—from
home.
The door in front of me was open
and the moon had come up fnll. Every
thing ip its direct rays was bathed in
the i»rightest light, but the shadows
were horribly dark. I happened
glance up as I puzzled over a queerly
worded notice, and my eye caught, for a
second only, the shadow of the head and
shoulders of a coolie. As I saw it, there
flashed through my mind the yams that
1 had heard about the coolies stripping
themselves, then oiling their bodies and
swimming off to vessels with their
‘‘dhu" or daggers; plundering the un
guarded crews and disemboweling all
who tried to seize them as they slipped
through their hands. I jumped for the
deck, sheathknife in hand.
When I got on deck there was no one
in sight, and I listened for some sound,
but all was as qniet as a deep under
ground cell. It was as>ihough both of
ns were even holding onr breath so that
we should not betray onr whereabouts.
There was not even the lapping of waves
against the ship’s sfiles. As J started to
■Beak to the after payt of tho wfieelr
house I could hear- myfiear.t b
the sound of my footsteps aa nwM»w
feet lightly touched the di
***®hed the corner of
feeling anything
around the com
I turned the coi
proceeded around the house, carefully
knifing around each corner before turn
ing it. .
After having made the round of the
wheelhouse, I doubled on my track and
Went back the other way; but I could
see no sign of the presence of any one,
nor had I heard any noise. So after
searching the decks, forecastle* and for
ward house, I concluded that whoever I
had seen must have slipped overboard
and escaped, or my imagination had
played me a trick. I finally brought to
again in the chair and began to read
once more, but I had somehow lost in
terest and felt nervous. Every little
while I got up and made the tour of the
deck.
I had hardly settled myself after one
of these tours when I was startled by .
suppressed groan from the captain’
room, followed by gasps, as if to-
breath. These were succeeded by
strange gurgling sound. My blood ra
cold, and for a minute I was paralyze;.
Then I understood it all. Instead of tl.
coolie going overboard he had descends
into tho ufter cabin. While gathering
together plunder he-had awakened the
captain. Then to save himself he had
cut tho captain’s throat, which account
ed for the noise.
To preserve myself it became neces
sary for me to either secure this coolie
or to kill him, and as it would doubtless
be easier to kill him than to try to se
cure him, I sneaked out of the wheel-
house to take a look around. I carefully
studied the ground, in order to decide
npon the best place for me to take np
my station. I finally fixed on the com
panionway. Noiselessly I crawled on
top of the house and knelt on the com
panionway slide. With my knife raised
ready for striking, I awaited the com-
, lag. up of the coolie and murderer. 1
had decided that it would be best to
stick the knife into his brain or along
side one of the big arteries in his neck.
I anxiously waited, with every nervo
strained, to detect his first approach,
every muscle tense and ready for a
quick and strong attack. Cramps in my
legs seized me, but I did not dare to
move, afraid each moment that he
would appear.
While in this position, and while
every sense was on the alert, I was
startled by a movement and a groan be
hind me. I turned with an involuutary
cry, not knowing what would confront
me—hut I saw nothing.
By this time I was so scared I was un
able to think for a moment or two.
After collecting my senses I knew that,
although the sound seemed to have been
right back of me, it must have come
from the mate’s room in the forward
part of the house. As there were two
ways of getting down into the after
house, I was puzzled as to which one to
guard. I finally decided to close the
after companionway and take my sta
tion at the watchhouse, which was the
only other way by which the coolie
could get out. If he came up tho com-
panionway I should hear him, and he
able to reach him before he slipped
overboard.
Sneaking along the alleyway I took np
my position alongside the watchhouse
door, and my senses being strained to
the utmost by this time I could faintly
hear some one moving about down be
low. I was worked up to an awful
pitch of excitement, in fact my mnscles
had been strained so long that I trem
bled as vith ague. My nerves were at
the breaking point.
How long I stood there I do not know,
finally got so worked up that I could
lardly stand. I came to the conclusion
that if the coolie should come up I was
then too weak to offer any resistance,
and that if something didn’t happen
soon I should lose my mind. I concluded
tha: I could stand the strain no longer.
Carefully making my way to the rail I
broke down. I became afraid—afraid
even to go on the main deck and into
the deep shadows.
I was afraid to stand still; I kept look
ing over my shoulder and turning
around, not knowing where I should be
attacked or from what point. My mind
was getting unbalanced under the awful
pressure. To save myself I walked the
topgallant rail to the forecastle. From
there I went to the flying jib boom pole
facing inboard. My mind was made np
to jump overboard if anybody tried to
come out after me. I sat there the rest
of that night, knowing I should be ac
cused of murdering these men, but
Came to the conclusion that it was bet
ter to stand a trial for doable murder
than to become a maniac by watching
at that watchhonse door.
While awaiting daylight I conld see
myself accused of murder and every
body-laughing at my defense. I conld
see myself hung in a foreign country.
After a long time I gathered what lit
tle courage I had left and came hack to
the poop and carefully searched all
nooks and corners, bnt I did not dare to
go down below until the moon had set.
Then I noiselessly sneaked below. To
my surprise I found the mate peaceful
ly snoring in his bunk. This added con
siderably to my courage. Then'I list
ened at the door of the captain’s. room.
I distinctly heard him breathe. This
tvas an immense relief.- I tried to think
it over. The only way in which I conld
work it out was this—either my mind
bad played me a trick or I bad really
seen a coolie’s shadow, and, alarmed by
my movements, he had slipped over
board before securing his booty. Cer
tainly we never missed anything, and the
captain and the mate had only mumbled
or groaned in their sleep.—Lieutenant
J. H. Scott, U. S. R. M., in Romance.
FOR THAT 8WEET SiLEIwE.”
) slope of yonder bill 4re went
the still air of evening* damp and j
From new plowed earth arose the sharp, sweet
scent;
The cricket shrilled below In the dark croft
Thy doveUke crea, as ifin silent prayer.
Were lifted to the stars so still and feir;
And L who read thine Inmost thought un
spoken;
loved thee for that sweet silence left un
broken.
—Olindo Guerrini.
THE TYPEWRITER.
I am a business man; I like business
methods strictly olrserved.-and no senti
ment in business hoars or at business
places. That is, those were my senti
ments. But I have become revolution
ized—I don’t know what I am—I have
become, bnt that is—-not- another story-
hut the tail of this one, and stories and
wasps should never be grasped tail end,
in Bpite of the habits of novel reading
young ladies and unsophisticated child
hood. The fact is I advertised for a
young lady to do copying for me at the
office. I will not deny that my partner
advised me not to do so, strongly ad
vised me against it, and in an experience
smitten tone said, “Never depend on
women.” But I persisted and adver
tised.
The next morning upotx my arrival at
the office George,.the aforesaid partner,
kept hurling remarks at jno from the
doorway of the inner office about the
“visions of loveliness that would soon
illumine the dark apartment, rob it of
its severe, businesslike aspect” (here I
winced) “and even lend an air of beauty
to his forlorn room,” etc. I growled
to him to ? fiut up, that there was to ho
no nonseqge about this thing, The girl
was to be engaged for business writing,
and there wasn’t to be any sentiment iu
the matter. Here he gave an ironical
laugh, and asked me was I “dead sure?”
In my most severe tone I replied that I
was.
Just then the “visions -of loveliness”
}egan to apply for the situation, and
3teorge and his voice temporarily disap
peared, for which I was very thankful.
Well, I was greeted by all shapes and
sizes of visions from one specimen with
untidy hair and dirty bare haqds to an
appalling “dream” in blond braids and
so much paint that I was tempted to
stick in a pin to see how recent the ap
plication was. I was disgusted. I closed
the door on the last one, and sinking in
a chair silently wished I had taken
George’s advice and not advertised. How
(lid he come to know so much, anyhow,
about women, bother him,
George's voice was heard, aud George
again appeared in the doorway. “What
do want anyhow?” he asked. “What
would suit you? Here are six separate
girls.” “Oh,” I interrupted, for I con
fess I was annoyed, “I understood they
were Siamese sextnplets!” He staggered
back from the doorway clasping his head
in an extravagant fashion, and I heard
stared at tho blond head leaning over
the desk and retreated into George’s
office, followed by me.
One after another of business ac
quaintances dropped in, bnt time wore
on slowly. I never knew such a long
morning until it was 12 o’clock. The
winks, the grins, the sly chuckles from
some of the callers and the aggravating
abetting responses of George, and my
constant alarm lest she should overhear
nearly gave me a nervous fever. But the
worst was to come. Fortunately no
one was in the inner office bnt George
and myself.
Twelve o’clock struck and in walked!
elder sister. I quailed and George
turned his hack on me and shook with;
laughter.
Well, dearie,” chirped elder sister^
has it seemed like a long morning?”
Yes, somewhat, though I have beeq
interested too. How’s ma?”
Very lonely without you. She seat
me to go with you to lunch so that yon
would not think we had forgotten you*”
Oh, that will be nice,” said Carol, ’
And ma said as it was yonr first ddy
we should be a little extravagant in onr
luncheon.”
That's splendid. Ill see if I can £o
now.”
I managed to get on my feet and blind
ly got to the door, feeling that I didn’t
care, and that George conld go to the
deuce.
“Yon may go now, Miss Walton, for
yonr lanch. Please he back by 1
o'clock.”
Thank you. Yes, sir.” So while sho
got on her coat and hat elder sister ex
plained that she had run in to see how
Carol was getting along. (Run in! Sho
certainly wasn’t out of breath.) And
then they went. I awaited George, He-
began: J*
Wonder who will come tomorrow.
Ma? Wonder how many relatives she
has got to run in? Pity too. She seems
quiet enough. But these girb you never
can calculate what they are.”
I am surprised that I did not mas
sacre George, but I have always felt
that his unpleasant manner should he
Viewed in the light of an infirmity. He
went on: J
Very businesslike with ‘Dearies’ and
‘Sweeties’ and what not. Nice talk in a
business office, eh, Dick? Tomorrow it
will be ‘Darling.’ ” .
Hie intonation of the last weed was
positively distressing. I went out for
lunch and left him to take care of the
office. It was my only revenge.
The days came and left as visitors will
do. Our own individuality is- the only
thing we can reasonably count npon in
this world as sura to remain. -
For six weeks my little copyist came
regularly and did her work with neat
ness and dispatch. For six weeks her
family came almost as regularly at va
rious times through the day. Ma would
drop in (ma used to drop in and elder
sister rw in), aud would say, “Well,
pettie.” It struck me the first time she
said that, and afterward, too, what a
singularly appropriate name, bnt ex-
BEAUTIFUL EYES OF BLUE.
O beautiful speaking eyes of bine!
Where did you catch that glorious hue?
Have you sipped from the violet’s purple
brim.
Hidden away in the forest dim,
'Neath t he cooling eaves
Of dark green leaves, _
Where the singing brook its foam veil
weaves?
O beautiful sparkling eyes of blue!
Have you kissed the drops of pearly dew?
Or how did yo tv come by that shining light.
When the hours of day have taken flight?
From the dews l wis.
You stole n kiss.
Where the roses glowed in dewy bliss.
O beautiful starry eyes of blue!
Have you robbed the earth and heavens too?
Have yon wooed the bride of the moonlit sky
Where the gems of night take wings and fly?
Oh, yon look so tree
Sweet eyes of blue,
Bnt you’ve robbedthe earth and heavens too.
—Yankee Blade.
A PERILOUS HOUR.
m ■o-nwm* "Poor fellort On*
girl is too much for a feeble man—but
six, six, six—ahr with a prolonged sym
pathetic vocalization most distressing in
a business office. I was about to make
a hasty rejoinder when the outer door
opened and in came a neat little girl in
black, followed by a body guard of
“ma” and “elder sister” presumably.
The leader was trembling, and so was
the body guard. Consequently I grew
perfectly calm, placed seats for the three
and invited conversation, dimly con
scions that George was trying to set
without being seen in order to be primed,
for further attentions.
I soon found out that the youngest
lady desired to write for me, her mother
assuring me of her daughter’s ability,
superb penmanship, moral character and
amiability. Amiability in a business
office! Then the older sister turned up
and said how Carol was so thoughtful
and desirous of helping them along, and
so had insisted npon trying to get some
thing to do, and by a lucky chance that
day her eyes had rested on my advertise
ment, and how they had all said together
in one breath (I have heard of one
handkerchief per family, but one breath!)
that it was the very place. And how
they had come in the Spruce and Wood
land avenue car. and it had token them
nearly forty-five minutes.
All this time my dear little Carol—I
beg your pardon, there is that wrong
end again—and all the time the little
girl sat? there just as quiet as a mouse,
jiyhich pleased me very much.
When they had finished she asked me
should she write to show me her hand
writing, and I said “yes.” So she took
her glove off and went to the desk and
wrote her name thus—Caroline Welton
—and then T told her to write mine and
she wrote—Richard A. Yohe—and yon
have no idea wliat an extremely unbusi
nesslike thought darted into my head
'when I saw those two names together.
I engaged her to come on Monday to
begin work, and amid a flood of recol
lections from ma of how her dear dead
husband “never expected dear Carol
would ever have to.work,"and “how.
pleased he would have been that gfip
should be employed by ecTconsiderate a
gentleman”—and a reckless profusion of
smiles and bow* from elder .sister, and
a demure nod from the little onc; v I final
ly shut the door on them and waited for
George to appear. He appeared.
“You are a Sybarite—an epicure of
feminine loveliness, a gay deceiver who
has prefended to he indifferent to wom
an.” Then in a- heartbroken tone,
“She will break yonr heart and ruin onr
office comb.”
And all the time that donkey stood
there firing remark after remark, I sat
and sat and felt foolish. I don’t know
why. Finally fie went hack to his work
whistling “Love Comes Like aSummer's
Sigh.” The young idiot! Fortunately
I had a business engagement and man
aged to get out. So the revolution be
gan. '
Monday morning at 8 o’clock Mis?
Welton appeared, demure and slightly,
nervous. So was I. Geprge wasfii the
HD, inwardly chuckling, I am
certain.' After a deal of cir
Then sister would run iu and. say:
Ma is making apple pies, and can yon
get off a quarter ot an hour-readier.
to the full <
Not
Too Clover by Half.
“Do you post your love letters without
stomping them?’
“Yes, for fear they should get into the
wrong hands. My sweetheart is willing
enoughto pay
not astrangerr—.
There is S irsapaii las ami S-irsapanll s;
Inn it yon are not careful in your pui cl a e rrj .
ibe disease you wLii to curewilloniy no j _
in’.estified. EU mre you get Ayer s SMSV ]«cumlocution (I think that is a master
psrilla and no other. It is c ‘ ,m P" u . word for the operation) I mau;...<-d w
from the H mduras root and other hire y p j 10W j, er ^hat she was to copy and how
concecrateJ alteratives. | it was to be done. Silence reigned for
■#: r~ m . . ' actually two hours. Then some man
your j work to tLa Banner ^ to see George and me. He
dearie, and come home to luncheon?”
And Carol would say:
“Oh, I wouldn’t like to ask.”
Then I would speak up and say, “You
may go a little earlier today, Miss Wel
ton.”
Then another day her little brother
Rob would stomp in with a hag of
cookies ma had made or a hit of a rib
bon to be matched on Carol’s way home.
And once an old uncle tottered in aud
delayed me one-half hour while he bab
bled of his deceased brother Andrew
and Andrew’s family—the same that
used my office for a family room, I sup
pose. And after some particularly ag
gravating chatter and interchange of
feminine, unbusinesslike epithets
would go in to George, forgetting in my
vexation his demoniac character, and
vow I wouldn’t stand it. Then he would
get np and implore me not to be harsh
and unkind to the dear little thing, and
I unconsciously said, “Who could be?
And then he would shake and chuckle
and quote,' “O woman, woman, lovely
woman!” or repeat, “Well, pettie, how’s
biz?” or “Dearie, sauerkraut today.
Come home with me,” or “Carol
darling, is the boss just as much gone
on you as ever?” or somp like idiotic re
mark that he had poined put of his own
imbecile brain-
Bnt when ma came in one day about
II o'clock in the morning and sat for one
mortal hour crocheting or knitting or
some such useless feminine idleness,
felt that I must speak. My office,
business place rented by me for business
purposes only, to be thus desecrated was
too mneh.
So that evening when the little daugh
ter was getting ready to go home
started out with her, as I had happened
to do some few times before, and on the
way to her home I told her straight np
and down that this thing conld not con
tinue. We finally arranged ^hat J should
hay a house in the northwestern part of
the. p^ty, and t'bat to two months she
Would wear my wedding ring. It has
been full? arranged, however, that ma
may drop in and the elder sister run in
bnt they are not to stay in as permanent
inmates.
One strange part of it to me is how
George conld ever have surmised that “
in love with .her. I always had
ntode it a point to nse the most business
like' manner in speaking to her in the of
fice. He says any fool conld have seen
it. He ought to know best abont the
sight of foots.. However, he has bo
us a tidy lot oF silver and is coi
the wedding. Dda^ old boy, it’s
his way. Carol says it v^his high
Elder sister says she felt in hi
most soul what would happen when
read my advertisement.
Ma wants to know what I will do for
another office girl. \ certo(h\y\han’t
engage her other (laughter. ^-Josephine
G. Polmag to Philadelphia Ptv.-ts. \
Dry Sermons are bad enough, but for th
minister to preach them through bis nosi
is inexcusable. Dr. B ill’s Cough S.rup
will s-ave both minister and sermon if ta.
ken in >ine. Price 25 cents.
When you go to the 8ea-3h»re take along I
a bottle of Salvation Oil; it kills p iiu. 25c.
Job work neat'y and promptly exo»
cuted at the B nuer office,
I was apprenticed to a decorative
painter, bnt being of a bold, danger lov
ing turn, I ran away to sea before my
time was out. After some years I tired
of a maritime lif9, and having married
and determined to stick to the shore, I
got work with a builder whose peculiar
line lay in erecting tall chimneys. I had
always a very cool head, and conld stand
on elevations that made most men dizzy,
and so I was soon a favorite hand with
my master.
We had on one occasion to fasten a
lightning conductor which had sprung
pear the top of a very high chimney, and
Mr. Staming chose myself and one
James Colly to do it as the most "daring
of his men. About half a dozen of us
went that morning with a hand cart con
taining the necessary ropes, blocks, the
kite and a box or cradle. Having flown
the kite and dropped its line across the
top of the chimney, we soon drew np a
rope, at the end of which was a block,
through which ran the line whereby we
were to he drawn up.
Colly had only been married a fort
night, knd as we stepped into the cradle,
the men banteringiy asked him if he
hadn't a last dying speech to leave for
his wife; and then, Mr. Staming having
shaken hands with ns, and hid ns be
cool and steady, we were drawn slowly
up. It was known all over the town that
the conductor was to be fixed, and the
streets were thronged with storers.
Colly w»s very quiet, and when I waved
my cap to the people he said snappishly
(hatthis was no time for such folly, and
that he thought I might think of better
things than how to amuse these gaping
fools, who, he dared say, desired no bet
ter fun than to see us meet with an acci
dent.
I had come up in the best heart, think
ing indeed nothing about the danger We
incurred, hut as we drew jjearer and
nearer to the top, and had nothing; as it
seemed, belonging to this world near to
us hut this straining rope, I began to see
tho peril of the undertaking. What
CoUy thought of it I don’t know. Ho
sat at the bottom of tho cradle, never
looking out, though I told him he would
do better to keep his eyes about him, so
that he might, grow used to the height.
Good heaven! what was this^ Here
we were within a yard of the top pro
jecting coping, and still they were wind
ing away, without slacking speed in the
least; I guessed in a moment that they
mistookpur height, a»4 that with the
great purchase of that windlass the rope
yould'be broken when the cradle came
to the block. I sprang np, and catch
ing the rope, climbed hand over hand
to the coping. Colly, too, sprang np
and followed me. Ho, too, got up safe;
and still they went on winding up, tiU
the rope sung again with the strain.
Then it snapped, and cradle, haoling
line, and the main rope with its block,
fell down. Thus we were two poor
men left in a most desperate situation.
Poor Colly was completely dazed with
affright, and the moment he got on the
coping, which was only a foot and a half
broad, he called out, “Where can I
pray? where can I kneel and pray?”
And so I said very solemnly, “Sit down,
Jem; God will hear us if we pray (o him
sitting down.”
The color of his face was a transparent
pine, and it was. distorted and twitching
as if he was in a fit. His eyes were very
Wfid and drawn into a squint, and he I
pouldn’.t sit steady, bnt swayed his body
backward and forward so that I felt
certain that he must topple over.
“Come, Jem, lad,” I said, thinking to
take the fright off him; “it’s bad enough,
but it can’t bo mended. Hitch up a bit
and put your arm around the rod—may
be it will steady you.”
Where are yon? and where is this
rod?” he asked, in a very hollow voice,
though he was looking straight at roe,
and the rod was only a foot qr- two to
his left. By this I knew that he
gone blind witfi tb.e fright; and self
preservation said, Don’t go near him;
put tkon I remembered us new wedded
wife, and that taking him all through
fie was always a very decent fellow; and
j thought how I should have liked him
to have done if I had been in his case;
so I determined to run a bit of risk in
his favor. Of course I durst not gtjfc on
my feet; but working myself on by my
hands, I got to him, and patting my
arm around his waist, and telling him
as cheerily as I could to keep cool, I got
him with his arm around the rod. It
had, however, sprang the stapling for
five yards down, and was so loose that
• ' ••**** muw L-iuuir , oO wuuu f -
left iu isolation for twenty miurtes,
While I was watching .them below,
feeling very Borry for my poor master,
I was startled by a wild laugh from Col
ly, who' began making cat calls aud
yelling as if he was possessed. Then I
knew that he had gone mad! Even
now I tremble when I think of that
time; it was horrible to peer down the"
shaft, black and sooty and yawning,
and scarcely less ?o to look outside auci
see a flight of pigeons sweeping arouu
at considerably less height than wo
were. Then Colly—thank God, he wa-
so dazed that he oould not see me—
called my name three times, as I sa
fairly cringing in dread that his sight
might clear, and with a ghastly grii.
and chewing with his month he began
working himself toward me.
I worked away from him as noiselessly
as I could, with every hair of my head
standing on end. He followed me twice
around that horrid coping, making most
hideous noises, and then having come a
second time to the rod, he got an idea in
his muddled head that I had faUen over,
for he never lost a sense of where h~
was all through this trying time. Then
he tried to get on his feet, but at tht-
risk of my own life I could not let the
poor fellow rush to certain death with
out one more effort, so I cried out for
him to sit down; he cowered down like
a whipped dog, all trembling. I sup
pose it had been put into bis head that
I was a dead man speaking to him.
That morning my wife had got a let
ter from her sister in Canada, and as
there were parts we could not make out
I had put it iu my pocket, intending to
get our timekeeper to read it for me.
It had a scrap of uncovered paper at the
bottom, and by another good providence
I happened to have a bit of red lead pen
cil in my pocket. I wrote on the paper,
“Get us down—Colly’s gone mad;” this
I shut in my tobacco box, and was fortu
nate enough to drop it just at the feet of
two men who were standing by the en
gine house door.
Directly all was bustle to rescue us.
They got the kite up again, and I
watched it mounting slowly—slowly;
and when the slack twine fell between
Colly and myself I took it in my hand
and could have kissed it. Poor Colly ,
■with his teeth chattering, still fancied I
WAS a spirit, and I did all I could to
favor that idea until they got another
cradle up to us. Then having got him
in I scrambled in myself, and clutching
him fast I shouted for them to lower;
and bo we were got down, he wrestling
and fighting with mo all tho way.
He 'was in a madhouse for some
months and then went to scavengering,
for he never would face, any height
again; and I have never had the same
clear head since that adventure.-
Anonymous.
W, C. T. U.
A-■ ill ” —■ ' ■■■■ -
THERE ARE SOME FOLKS
There are seme t\ l..» who always plead
The u f-i'uliesaof brandy;
A rd in tho home, “in case of need,”
They si ways kei p it handy.
But is it right, < r is it kin'*
In this to tempt ano ther?
Lest by and by we aadl\ find
That we have lost onr brother
These thoughts we msy net put, aside.
The que>tt< n goe« fardetp r;
Let ns net «ay, as C*in replied,
* Am I my brother's keeper?”
We may not drink, if by u f- d
We mike our brother
To our owu steps let us g t> t
Lest failure make us humble.
The weak aud erring let us aid,
Till they grow firm and stronger—
The drunkard lovingly p rsuade
To touch the drink no longer.
St Iet.m work while ’tisto-day,
Nor leave until tomorrow—
S •me v ord of in lp or cheer to say,
Or lift some load of sorrow.
WHISKEY’S
VIR-
MEuICINAI,
TUBS.
Much has been claimed for whiskey
as a valuable agent to ward off disrate
iu mat y forms, .tskod roc i tlv by a
representative of the New York World
as 10 its value as a * p~ev< ntivo of the
prevailing grip. Dr George F. Shrady.
an emimnt tnouioal authority of this
city, is rtparti d as saying: “Whiskey
is never good to ward off anything.
Good food is t he best means with which
toward off disease. To dose wit’o
whiskey is like adding shavings to the
fire. There is no physio tl, mental or
moral excuse for a man’s drinking
whiskey as as a proventitve of jdisease ”
D •. Shrady’s emphatic and timely
testimony should be influential in help
ing to dispel the popular but inbchiav-
tus whisky delusion.-National Tent*
perahee Advocate.
Arbor Days in Twcnty-elglit States.
Twenty-eight states have official “Ar
bor Days.” Those observing the day in
^April are as follows: Colorado, third
Friday in_April; Connecticut, last Fri
day in April, appointed, by governor;
Indiana, April and* ^xoyjHiher, by cus
tom, not law; Iowa, late • in" April or
early in May; Kansas, April, apporfit&l
by governor; Massachusetts, last Satur
day in April; Minnesota, usually in
April, appointed by governor; Missouri,
first Friday after first Wednesday in
April; Nebraska, April 22; New York,
the Friday following first day in May;
Oregon, second Friday in April; Penn
sylvania, one day iu April, appointed bj’
governor; one in Octobor, appointed by
superintendent of public instruction.—
New York Ledger.
Colors in Wild Flowers.
Botanists of the Mississippi valley tell
us that 384 species of wild flowers are
known to grow and flourish in that great
fertile region which lies between the
Missouri river on the south and west and
the Des Moines river on the east and
north, this exclussive -of grasses, sedges
and other plants whose flowers are with
out decided, coloration. Of the 384 spe
cies, which are decidedly colored, 143,
W per cent., are white; 102, equal
to 26J^ per pent,, are yellow; 27 species,
7 per cent., are red or cardinal; 73 spe
cies, 19 per cent, of the whole number,
are purple. The other 39 species, con
taining the remaining 10)^ per cent., are
of some shade of blue.—St. Louis Re
public.
Mahogany In Great Demand.
There is probably more mahogany im
ported to New York now than ever be
fore, and the wood is put to a greater
variety of uses than at any time since
its beauty was first discovered to the
world. R is true that old mahogany
brings enormous prices, and that archi-
toots eagerly watch the destruction of
Old buildings for the sake of purchasing
stair rails and mantelpieces of mahog
any for new houses. But the gaudy
barrooms now so popular demand more
new mahogany in a year than was ever
consumed, in a like period for the dining
tables of onr grandfathers. The largest
logs, when not sawed np into veneer, gd
to make bar slabs:—New York Sun.
The Conductor’s Way.
Some years ago, when Sir Charles
Smith was traveling by special train in
Dakota, he told Ms private secretary to
instruct the conductor that he should
not say “Mr. Smith” bnt “Sir Charles’
in speaking to so great a man. Next
THE DOMESTIC WINE CURSE-IN
CIDENTS FROM REAL LIFE-
In tho year 1859,1 attended a large
iud fashionable picnic. The belles and
beaus < f a city aud town met in a beau-
t ful valley. And pure fresh water ot
the valley streams did not satisfy the
thirst of that comp my, nor did nature
in her lirst spring robe long interest
that cro.t d. S une grew weary ot wan
dering in search of fi ras and flowers,
ind could n >c rest beneath the shade or
the trees without keeping tbeir hand*
busy with gimes provided for the oc
casion.
Ac night,we were entertained by two
■vealihy planters. Cbampaigaes, wines
uvd ocher d. iuks were bountiful at sup
per. My atteuian’, who knew my
iriuciples welpersuaded me to tala""''
just one sip r.f wine, now thought to
-i ccecd. Just opposite stood a coup’e.
I'h*laiyl knew. The gentleman £
did nor. She was urging him t > thy
i uk wine. In f incy I can now see her
dainty jewelled hand bolding np the
rur, savirg ‘ See what ab autlfui col-
An 1, <>h, such a nice delicate fl\*>
vor. You have only to teste it, to po> 4t
nour.ee it fl ip.” Hr hesitated, buy
DID NOT-TGUCH THE CUP.
Auer suvp :r c / is were introduced. •
My attendant consigned me t » the care
•f Qur taoVe., saying to him, “Ste if you
can-pr jvail oimy friend to take a game _
• ith yon I know.that she is too po-
ice to refuse playing a few gunes £itk . \
uch a nice eld gentleman a: “
I did refu e; and taking a ho >k
id myself not to read but to i
Was I doing right or wrong thus 1
olate tne 1 >-vs of hospitality ? The
gel voice, of my mother, whose form ha 1
lain- under tue o Id sod but or.e short
veer', seemed to whisper, “Right, my
child, be firm.”
Not long did I remain alone. The
unknown eentl -man ot the supper ta
ble 1- ft bis car te, citne across the room,
ind iatroduc* d himself. In the course
f an hour’s o .nversation be confessed
hat he was a gambler and a reformed
irunkard. Twice he had fallen by
drinking wine, and said be, “through
■ he day I have resisted, but tonight 1
was nearly gone. Nothing but yoq*
firmness saved me. I hef.rd, too, youjr
conversation with our host about card,
playing. It is true—every word of it,
and many like myself could testify to
the same. Many are the times that l
have wished to find a spot on earth
where no spirits are used, and no games
played; but once in the ring there is no
getting out.” , ■
There is no need to point to the morel
of this graphic story. Let every young
woman resolve that for her own Bake, ^
and for the sake of others, the will
■‘touch not, taste not, handle not,” the
accursed wine cup. Death to ail that
womanhood holds moat dear and sacred,
lurks beneath its ruddy sparkling glow. ..8®
Not at first, but “at the last iibitetk
like a serpent and stingeth like an ad
der.” Aud if the first glass were never
taken, this bitter end would never he
reached.
Young woman, you cannot afford to
be the tempter. Your own happiness
is at stake, and the temporal and eter
nal well being of yonr nearest and
dearest one3. You can make aud un-
make the moral tone of society. See to
it.that, by your own example, you do
not injure but elevate the young men
with whom you associate, and then ex
pect and demand from them the same
moral purity that you possess. Bo will
the homes of the land be types of Hea
ven itself.
Missouri Stokes^
time the conductor came round he said,
^ “Well, sir—ClfSrles—the next station is ^
it swayed with him, and I expected any I Glyndon.” And always thereafter he j
minute to see him falling head and heels .continued to use the same form, “Well,
down and the rod tearing away with
him.
There was great hustle down below;
iple were running around the yard
id pushing to get in, but us yet there
were hut some spore of men ot the foot
of the ehbnney, and by blase. looking
*aw them put somebody bn 0 board and
parry, him gently away toward theen-
gtna hense. One of the men walked ■ England, and was started during the
lifter with a fiat in his hand; I knew ! reign of Queen Elizabeth.—Philadelphia
sir, Charles. ”-^-San Francisco Argonaut.
Paper Barreto In England.
Paper barrels are now being made in
England and find ready sale. The fac
tory in which they are made has an his
toric* interest. It is at Boxmoor Herts,
and is known as Two Waters mill. It
was one of the first paper mills erected
then that somebody had been hurt by
tfie falling cradle, and that it must be
poor Mr. Staming, as none of our men
Ledger.
Collateral Not Good.—Here’s a
our iuou j yjch political !tem from the Washing-
hats. Not a face was turned up to ton< q & j Gazette: ‘A prominent Third
[ learned afterward that onr men \ p a jy tnan in an adjoining county
so taken up with sorrow that so wrot ite a man in this place ter a loan
of $200 on his crop. The man here
wr-te him that as the Third party was
giing to raise hell instead of cotton that
he could not lend money; on that kind
good*a man and so kind a ma.-.tt- suooia
he killed, that for awhile they had
never a thought about ns, and the peo
ple outside imagined that VC had
. with tbo pra/IV 1
DON’T CROAK.
Let ns try to touch other lives on the
positive and helpful aide. “Share with
me your beliefs; I hive doubts enough of
my own;” said Goethe. Do not talkof
yonr ailments, yonr worries, yonr disap
pointments, your Jfiues. Do not add these
by commnnicatkm to the trouble of yonr
fellows, and thus help them to despond
ency. Tell of the truth yon have bad the
vision of, of the unexpected good that has
befallen you, of tbe sunshine that has be
spread your path. Life has its trouble
some side, but it only btcomes tbe greater
part of life through our persistent contem
plation of it to the exclusion of what te
brighter. And that bad habit weakens tb
nerve and sinew of our best energies by
robbing us of cheieifulness and of hope.—
S. Times.
were of a crop.’
After suffering horrible fer years
scrotnla in its worst form, H
Mr. R L. King, 708 Franklin 5
Va., wi - ~ ‘ ■’ *■
Ayre’s
aan apt
of the blood.