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Hal Boyle
The Poor Man’s Philosopher
ON LEAVING THE IVORY TOWER
NEW YORK-—(AP)—Now is
the golden time at end for many
a rose-lipped maiden and many a
light-foot lad.
This is the season when alma
mater opens her iron gates. And
qut into an iron world she hurls
her annual tide of college grad
uates. '
It is always a trembling hour
when mother deliberately unties
the apron strings that bind her to
her children. Freedom and respon
sibilty—they are so strange and
new.
Goodble to brackety-vackety
yack. *Farewell dear campus =0
well beloved, but never so loved
as now. Hello, world, so wide and
terrible.
Ah, me! Ah, youth! Ah, wilder
ness! Aw, helll Don’t iook so for
lorn son. Life isn't all fang and
claw and a sharp tack in a ‘tight
shoe. You're just a freshman in a
bigger university — a university
in which it is terribly important
to pick the right professors.
U‘Mil now there has always
been somebody ready with a
handkerchief to wipe your nose.
The first thing you have to learn
in this new university you are en
tering is to keep your nose out ot
places where people will make
it bleed. There are tough kids
around, who live by the creed that
a gun in the hand is worth two in
the head. Don't play with them.
Stay with the nice boys.
New Campus
There are cleared places in this
age-old jungle that is your new
campus. Work with the people
that want to tear down some of
the choking moss and chop down
some of the dead trees that hide
the sky. The best fun in life is
to leave something better than
you found it. anda if you don't
help clear the campus, the moss
will smother you in time, as it
has so many, and you will become
a dead tree in a dving part of the
forest.
Okay, son, I know that sounds
highfalutn. Ge the glaze out of
of your eyes. I know what’'s on
your.mind — you want a job. Drop
that sheepskin from your warm
little hand. Here’'s a broom. Get
busy.
What'’s that? You don’t want (o
push a broom? Why not? Do you
want the broom to push you?
Oh, you’d hoped for something
better? Well, so do we all. But
w have to learn to saw wood
ore you can make a cabinet,
Takes Ambition
...Listen, littie acorn, it takes
more than ambition 1o be an oak
tree. It takes years. Ever hear of
Spyros Skouras, the motion pic
ture poobah? He makes more than
‘mpst anybody except Uncle Sam.
Know how he got started? Work
ing as a bushboy in a St. Louis
hotel.
Any job is better than no job.
It isn’t as important where you
start as it is where you go from
where you start. The nice thing
about starting at the bottom is
that there is only one way to go
—up. Work and brains and friend
liness will gét you anywhere. Ani
honesty will help keep your there.
. Of course, you can always mar
ry a rich lady and live a life of
ill-ease. But experts in this field
-all agree there is nothing harder
‘than working at matrimony for a
‘wealthy woman.
i 1 Do rgsrry as soon as you have a
job and are sure you can hold it.
There is no futwe in being a he
month. "And a goed wife is worih
‘her weight in income tax exemp
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Whom to wed? A girl with a
warm heart, my boy. Never mind
her fact. It'll change. But a good
heart doesn’t wrinkle.
Above all, my boy, don’t marry
a drinking woman — unless you
want to spend your life listening
to a talking hangover. Never mar
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Contrary Mary, Jane, Sally, Sue
and Flora, how does your garden
of romance grow?
If you want every blossom to
bloom, pull out the weeds occa
sionally, and give your Johnny
and your William a fighting
chance.
Many a girl has lost a devoted
beau because she enjoyed being
contrary.
Take for instance a very pretty
redhead with saucer-size blue
eves, When asked what had hap
pened to her handsome date who
was booked for the big cotillion,
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'she said: ‘“4le’s the most selfish,
| but the most selfish boy I’\le ever
| met. I'm glad I‘found out’
| Pressed for the details, she ex
!pluined that after a movie the
' young gallant had taken his petu
| lant beauty to a local eatery. She
; had been very, but very impressed,
by his selection of the nicest place
iin town, had taken into consid
' eration that he had only an after
' school job which paid him oif
' virtually in bright green polly
;::eed,\'. and decided immediately
' that she would have only milk
and cinnamon toast at his expense.
l Thereupon, the young man tried
jt() persuade her to have something
'more substantial, but she didn't,
\;md as she says, “being that mag
nanimous made me feel likt a pos
itively wonderful charactér, ~ . .
’because I really was starving.”
Everything was moonlight and
stardust until her young man or
.dered for himself sirloin steak,
| fried potatoes and smothered on
ions, whereupon his fine feathered
date decided she would byt nibble
at her toast and teach him a les
son. Obviously, he didn’'t even
notice, increasing her wrath. She
says ‘“‘any young man so incon
siderate is just downright selfish.”
As one popular boy says: “Girls
inever do say exactly what they
mean, that's the trouble with them.
They thrive on gestures.” Boys
queried. in this respect cite the
following examples of the girl . . .
Who . . . when offered the salt,
pepper or bread, says ‘“help vour
self first” and then gets miffed
when he does . . .
Who . . . says “of course, if you
want to listen to the ball game go
ahead” and then sulks because he
turns off the sweet music and
tunes in to the double header . . .
Who.. . . turns down his offer
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Who . . . says “don’t bother, I'll
answer the door” and then freezes
when he desn’t try to beat her to
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Who ... when asked if she
would rather go to a movie ar take
a walk, says “whatever you want
to do” and then retaliates with
stony silence when he decides on
the walk.
Who'. . .says “isn’t Jane the
cutest girl?” and then gets sus
picious when he agrees readily.
Who . . . says “don’t hurry over
this evening” and then pouts be
cause he is a half-hour later than
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Who . . . asks him how he likes
her new hairdo and then resists
his “I liked it better the other
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;l Who .. . asks his opinion about
Ila movie or play and is furious‘
when he doesn’t share her view-!
| point. |
. It seems there is no silk curtain
| separating city girls and their
| country cousins . . . girls are the
|same over all the world, accord
ling to the boys. It adds spice to
| their romance to be little martyrs.
| 1 But one thing is sure. The first
girl out of her corner with a down
| to-earth new technique will win
| the golden gloves . . . or so say the
| boys.
\ Negro Scout
. Camporee Set
| For Week-End
I The Negro Division Boy
Scout camporee will be held
| this week-end at the camp near
| . Center. About ten troops from
| over the Northeast Georgia
| Council are expected to attend
| the affair, which begins Friday
| and ends on Sunday.
|~ 1. R, Hawkins, divisional
'| camping chairman, is director
| of the affair,
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The Canadian Open Golf cham
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