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sHURSDAY, MARCH 16, 1950,
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HEAVY CASUALTIES HIT PARATROOPERS—Of the 82nd Airborne Division paratroopers seen 3
i descending in the photo above, one man was listed as missing, probably killed, and 65 suffered
— broken limbs and other serious injuries, The percentage of injuries, about 6 per cent, was much’
- “higher than usual in training jumps. The parachute drop was part of an invasion of Vieques Island,’
L. Dear Puerto Rico, during the largest peacetime maneuvers ever held by U. S. armed forces. 4
RABBITS TROUBLE
AUSTRALIANS
SYDNEY —(AP) Aabbits to
day are a bigger worry to the
sheep and cattle growers of Aus
iralia than ever before. The rab
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sheep and cattle, and are increas
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main reasons: ‘
1. Americans are wearing fewer
hats made from rabbit fur. This
makes the business of Kkilling
rabbits for skins less profitable.
2. There has been a slump in the
export of rabbit carcasses to Brit
ain. 3. The past season has been
a good one. Rabbits thrive when
there is plenty of grass. 4. There
is a shortage of wirenetting to
make rabbit proof fences.
BEER STRIKE IS EFFECTIVE
PERTH— ( AP) —Residents of
Marvel- Loch declared a beer
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hot.
For nearly a week, they boy
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io soft drink sops. The pub keep
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of Indianapolis, Ind., who displays her first-prize-winning pie;
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| Love My Dfld@r ;
By Evelyn Barkins igyby Ao P
XXVII
I had expected to wake up after
that very unusual sixth-month
celebration feeling like Columbus
on the day he docked. Instead of
which, I got out of bed like a
discloth emerging from a washing
machine.
“You look awful,” my mother
said when she stopped by, “Do
you have a fever? Let me feel
your head.”
“Don’t start borrowing trouble.
Ym feeling fine,” I said, trying to
sound like a seasoned commando
ignoring a flesh wound .
“Well, I don’t know,” she per
sisted, “I don’t like how you.look.
Why don’t you tell John? After
all, he is a doctor.” Which was
exactly why not. Just as in ordi
pary matters the average physi
cian’s medical care for his family
makes the deliquent cobbler with
his shoeless children seem like a
paternal phlianthropist, so in case
of actual illness his concern and
fear are magnified beyond normal
proportions.
I remember one time when we
were married about three months,
when I fell and twisted my ankle
“Now look, John,” I protested,
when he insisted on an X-ray.as
if I had just been pried out of a
‘head-on collision, “It’s obviously
‘oniy a simple strain. I've “had
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vaults of Pakistan State Bank while visiting with her husband.
them before. Why do you worry
about every little thing from a
cut finger to a shaving nick?”
“I suppose it’s because I know
all the bizarre and incurable
things in medicine,” he said, “and
I see so much of sickness every
where, that I dread its happen
ing here. Do you see?”
After an X-ray was taken (he
usually was as victorious in things
of this kind as Hitler in his hey
day) and he was reassured that
there was no break in my bone,
John simply forgot the whole
matter
“Aren’t you going to tape it
up?” I asked, after a long day’s
limp. “That’s what you did to Mrs.
Wilson’s ankle, and that’s what
the camg doctor did to me the last
time it happened.”
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John was relaxing as usual,
with a medical journal, and while
1 questioned this type of literature
as means of recreation, I dared
not say so aloud in view of the
Perry Mason corpses and gory
stilettos that furnished mine.
“Let it alone,” he grunted, with
out even looking up. “Itll heal
up. Nothing serious. Just let it
alone.”
The next day my ankle still
bothered me a little, and my
THE BANNER-HERALD, ATHENS, GEORGIA
wounded feelings a great deal, so
1 determined on a new course
HAJRIst &s she Ja&t evening' patients
was leaving, I sat down in the
waiting room, and said when John |
opened the door: “I'm next.” ‘
He looked surprised, but gal
lantly seized the cue, “Come right ‘
in, Madame,” he said profession=-
ally, and then, dropping the act,
stretched and said, *“Gosh, I'm
tired.” |
“Not too tired if T were Mrs.‘
Gwendolyn Xanthippy!” I hurled
this out as if it were a grand jury
indictment,
He stopped stretching, “What's
the matter?” he asked.
“My ankle hurts. I want it tap
ed, or at least I want a short
wave treatment like you gave Mrs
Wilson. If 1 were a patient I'd
get one” I said heatedly. “Well,
I'll be one. I'll pay you—or you
can send the bill to my husband”
John started to laugh. “Look,
darling,” he said, coming over to
me, “I’d never neglect you ever.
I promise But a short - wave
treatment at best can only give
temporary relief, say, for a few
hours or so, but that’s all. Any
other benefit Mrs. Wilson got was
pure psychological effect And you
can’t get that since I've told you
better. Now, do you understand?”
Gradually, I come to accept the
doctor’s philosophy of personal
medicine, although I never liked |
it or wholly understood it. I too
acquired a skeptical attitude to<
ward all medications and treat
ments execept those specifically
known to be guaranteed, effective
aids in curing illnesses. |
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medicine, at least to me, is how
people can swallow red or blue
or green liquids that, underneath
their fancy labels, actually con
tain nothing but vitamin B, or
aspirin mixed with sugar water,
and then report the most astound
ing reactions, from a totally un
connected attack of rheumatism,
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| MOTHER WAS A ROOSTER—A bantam rcoster with a yen to |
| be a hen, makes himself at home with some of the eight cocker |
| spaniel pups he has partially adopted. The banty, owned by L. E. |
| Henderson of Denton, Tex., simply moved into the house of Inky,
mother of the pups, and took over. Henderson couldn’t dislodge |
the rooster, and Inky doesn’t want to, so the cocker and the banty |
\ are sharing the joys of raising eight young pups, .
to poison ivy.
But such thinking, in our house,
was lower than Benedict Arnold’s.
With true professional Spartan
ism, our medicine cabinet was (and
still is!) bare or any voodoo bot
tles except for aspirin for head
aches, hair tonic for John, cos
metics for me, and a little iodine
or metaphin, or any other anti
septic that was most recently re
ceived in the mail,
“No cough medicine? No pills?”
my mother demanded as if we
were nonbathing cannibals. “I’ve
never seen civilized people live
like this!”
Like many lay people I have
met, my mother was under the
erroneous impression that a doe
tor’y home probably came equip
ped with sterilizers in the Kkitch
en, diathermy machines in the
bedroom and autoclaves in the
bathroom; that he and his fam
ily were daily germproofed, vita
min laden, hormone injected, and
vaccinated; that only food ap
proved by the Council of Food
and Drugs of the American Medi
cal. Association was consumed;
and that prophylatic fumiga
tions of the whole . nouse took
place periodically.
Her immediate reaction to the
routine John and I followed was
like that of a child who suddenly
discovers that there is mo Santa
Claus. For her sake only, I some
times wished that we might have
been one of that literal-minded
minority among physicians who
do come close to her ideal. Those
men (a minority, I repeat) read
every controversial medical arti
cle published without even sens
ing the controversy.
(To Be Continued) 4
CRY IN THE NIGHT
ANAHEIM, Calif— (AP) ~—lt
was 4 a m., and patrolman Alvin
E. Rogers was speeding his ex-
Pectant wife to the hospital.
“Stop that crying, Jimmy,” Rog
ers called to his four-year-old son
riding in back with his mother.
“Your mommy. is all right,” .
Said Mrs. - Rogers: - “That’s not
Jirr:my crying. It’s his new broth
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