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BANNER, OCTOBER 8, 38**. KNOCKING OUT THE HIGH PRICED DRY GOODS TRADE. The disagreeable weather of last Monday was expected by me to bring a dullness in my line of business, but agreeably surprised it was the busiest of the year at MAX JOSEPH’S GILT EDGE PALACE STORE. - If I could induce the trade to drop into iny store last Monday it certainly shows ' the friendly relation the public has with ray house. Most WonderM Above all My Expectations Has my Business Increased. Three weeks ago when my Agents poured in one Invoice on another, I was frightened. IT WASN'T AT ALL NECESSARY I could have disposed of double the amount of the extra bargains I offered. Luckily today 5 Cases Arrived, and Just in the Nip of Time to Make Announcement in this Issue. Rain or shine, come out Monday October 7th and take away a portion of the plum. From 7 to 12 o’clock. 40 pairs White Blankets only 95c, worth 1 75. 18 pairs White Blankets only 1 Oo, worth 2 50. 23 pairs California Scarlet Blankets 2 85, worth 4 50. 28 White Quilts fancy holders 70c, worth 125’ 4 pieces Broad Plaid Dress flannels at 26c, worth 50c. 3 pieces very fine grade solid color dress flannel 32c, worth 60c. 6 pieces extreme fine grade imported Broadcloth at 75c, worth 2 00. 1,400 yards Wamsuttft Bleaching at 8*<Cc, short length. 5 dozen ladies’ cashmere ribbed Jer sey Vests, long sleeves in ecrue, white and pink, 73c, worth 1 50. 13 pieces all wool red flannel 13i.<c worth 20c. 6 nieces medicated flannel 21c, worth •40c.* 4 pieces very fine wool twilled white flannel 35c, worth 75c. Well! I Declare, You’ll say, when you’ll see every arti cle of bargains. You will declare for me the best ad vertisement I can secure thro’ you on this Monday’s special Saleday. It became a solid fact, that my adver tisement does draw the public to my store. Why? It can he answered. The people who have any regard for their money, always find the goods as ad vertised, and often when a larger quan tity is on hand, than can be disposed of, right there and then agreater reduction is made even at a loss. I always con sider the first loss the best, and never grieve of what I ought to have done. I Will Continue Prices: 19 pieces of choice Gi aghams 4 7-8c 43 pieces of best quality Ginghams at 5Jc, worth 10c. 1,300 yards (remnants) Calicoes at 2^c 60 pieces (just received) best fancy Prints 5c. 43 Indigo blues best fancy Prints 5c. 16 pieces only Bleaching at 4)£c. 23 pieces only 4-4 Bleaching at 5>£c. 8 pieces strictly all wool Linsey equal to flannel at 18c, worth 35c. 10 pieces half wool Linsey at 9c,worth 20c. 0 pieces very fine grade striped flan nel Undershirdng at 34c, worth 75c. 9 pieces Canton flannel at 6c, worth 10c, 4 pieces Canton flannel at 11 j^e,worth 18c. LINENS, LINENS. Twenty cases just opened, having been imported by me direct from Bel fast, Ireland, I am enabled to oiler bet ter bargains than ever before. Every hotel keeper, and all house wives should pay this department au early visit. 200 pieces new Bleached Damasks, better quality than ever, at 50,60, 70, 80 and 90c. 1 lot Cream Damasks, deep red bord ers, very cheap, at 25c yard. 1 lot very fine b : eached and cream table sets, worth $6, at $3.90. 500 dozen checked linen Dsyles, at 25c dozen. At 50c dozen, large size linen Doy les. At 50c dozen book fold bleached Nap kins, A large lot of fine turkey red Damasks, worth 50c, at 30c yard. Big lot imported German Damasks, in red and white aud solid red. On Monday we offer 37-inch IIucli Towels, atj $1.20 dozen. Tied Fringe Damask Towels at 12*c. 200 dozen 20x40 IIucli Towels, at SI .80 dozen. 1 lot 22x45 Bleached Huch Towels, at $2.40 dozen. At 25c each or $3 dozen, will offer very fine HuCh Towels, 21x46-iitches and a lot of assorted tied fringe Damask Towels. The above lots are worthy the atten tion of all close buyers. Novelties in stamped Linens and Silk Searfs, Lambrequins, Tidies, etc. 4P0 dozen Misses’ fine ribbed Hose, French make,navy,* seal and cardinal, all with white feet. These goods ware made to retail at 5oc pair, but were thrown in the auction, more on account of there being no demand for volors. We scooped them, aud offer them at 15c pair. 300 dozen Gents’ Balbriggan Hose, al so seal, navy and fast black, all full re gular; a bargain at 15c pair. 185 dozen Gents’super stout English Half Hose, worth 25c pair, 3 pairs for 60c. Gent’s Underwear much less price than can be found anywhere. Men’s Scotch wool Shirts, 89c. Men’s gray wool Shirts at 43c. Men’s natural wool Snirts and Draw ers, air wool, greatest bargain in Amer ica at $1 • :ch. Gent’s superfine cashmere Shirts and Drawers, a fine quality, at $1 each. Gent’s light weight Merino Shirts, the very -rticle for present wear, worth $1. to go at 50c. Unlaundried Shirt sales increasing every day. New lots just ? n. “Homestead” Shirts, 50c. Peerless Shirts, 65c. Puritan Shirts, 75. Corsets. Sixty-two styles to select from. .All kinds and sizes. Fine French woven Corsets at 55c worth $1.00 to $2.50. It is natural for the people of Athens look for bargains, and more natural at Max Joseph’s Gilt Edge Palace Store, Competition see my victory. They at tempted to imitate me, but where* are they now. The pressure was too great on them. Wiiat did they have to offer you? Always the same thing. No new inducements. Regular bought gools, must bring a regular price At first they ? did catch some inocent trade it lessened every week until now where are they. Their advertisement were like, Clear boiling water that will remove tea stains anh perenaders from beneath your windows. To make a practice of advertising we must first, lay the foundation, that is, seek for good=, such as are bargains. On« man cannot be every where, then appoint agents in large cities to buy and ship constantly then advertise and Jet the public know what you have to offer then your system is com plete This is my way of doing business. The old good Merchants on the face of the Globe, knock oft' the dust from your shoulder, decide one way or the other. Do either. Conduct your business on the old style and keep your old trade Mr. and Mrs. Pay well or sell out and begin as I have. I tell you, the practise of catching birds by means of putting salt on their tails is no longer fashionable. A Rough Experience on the “Great American Desert.” M AX JOSEPH CURE S’cV. Headache and relieve all tho troubles Inci dent to a bilious state of the system, such at Dizziness, Nausea, Drowsiness, Distress after sating, Pain in the Side, fee. While their raoei remarkable success has been shown in cw'ng SICK Headache, fbi Carter’s Little Liver fills sr. xuially valuable in Constipation, curiug and pre venting this annoying complaint; while they also correct all disorders of the stomach^timnlate t H * liver and regulate the bowels. Even if they ct “ HEAD Ache they would be almostpriceloss to those whf suffer from this distressing complaint; butfortn nately their goodness does notend hero,and those ■jrho once try them will find these little pills vain able In so many ways that they will not bo wll ling to do without them. But after all sick heof ACHE ss the bane of so many lives that here is w'ere we make or r great boast. Our pills cure if. wo lie * there de not. Carter’s Little liver Pills are very small sn very easy to take. One er twe pills make a They are strieUy vegetable and de not gripe or purge, but by their gentle action please alt who use them. In vials *t IS cents; five for $1. Vol* bf draggist* everywhere, or soat by mail. CARTEn MEDICINE it., New Yerk. duIM Wtfca fesBfe LAND SALE. Bv agreement all the heirs who are of full age and'for the perpo-e of division, the undersigned as agents, will sell to the highest bidder for cash at the court house door in Athens, within the legal houis of sale, on the llrst Tuesday in No vember 1889, the two tracts of land in Clarke county, one on the Middle Oconee river, adjoin ing lands of J. N. Weir and Mrs. Mary C. Benton andcontainingtwo hundred and thirty acres more or less the other the one joins above described adjoin sMr -. Mary C. Benton, and fronts South on the road leading from Athens across Mitchell’s Bridge and containing one -hundred and fire acres more or less. Both these tracts lie about five miles from Athens and am valuable lands Tiaitlyin cultivation and partly in original forest. Improvements suitable tor tenantB. The con tract of sale and the lands may be seen on ap plication to undersigned.-The owners reserve the right to sell-at -private sale before the-date above and the right to allow any one owner to buy at the sale. Jonx W. Weir Harvey Archer. FARM FOR SALE. I offer for sale my farm in Banks county, Ga., about two and one.half miles from Harmony Grove. On the place are two settlements. One of the dwelling house has five rooms. The other one has six rooms. All necessary out buildings, and flue fruit of all ktuds. The place is well watered by never-failing running stream of water There are two hundred (200) acres more or less, including 30 acres of bottom land, about one-half in a high state 08 cultiva tion. It is a splendid stock farm. The balance in original and pine forest. It is sitnated near two cnm-ches, and a good school, in a good, qniet neighborhood. My reason for selling is 1 wish to change locations. Terms, one-half cash; balance note at 8 per cent, for one year. Apply te me on place for particulars. L. H. Gober, Harmony Grove, Ga. PROMINENT PEOPLE WILL VISIT ATHENS NTOCK AND POULTRY SHOW. ADMINISTRATOR’S SALE. G EORGIA—Clabke Cnuxty—By virtue of an order of the court or Ordinary of Clarke county, granted at the August term 1889, of said court, will be sold before fee Couit House door in Athens, Clarke county, Georgia, on the first Tuesday in October next, within the legal hours ^f sale, the following property to-wit: All that ract or lot of land lying on Strong street, with dl the improvements thereon; lot containing half acre, more or less. Terms cash, and sold as the property of dames Newton, deceased. John S, Williford Adm’r. TTOWELL CO°B FT * L VS. THE NORTH- II eastern Railroad Co., the Richmond aud Danville Railroad Co., the Richmond and West Pol-1 Terminal Railway and Warehouse Co-, and the Centra! Trust t ompany of New Yorkf Petition for relief and cancel ation $315,0 0 o bonds. Clarke Superior Court. It appearing to the court that the sheriff has not served the Rich nr ond and West Point Ter minal aud Warehouse company,andtlie Central Trust Coni'- anies of New York, parties defend ant In the above stated case, because tlier do not reside indarke county or the state of Geor gia, or have agents or officers in said state, and that they reside out of the state. It is ordered by the court that service be perfected by publi cation upon said parties in The Athens Ban ker for at least two months before the next term of c.iarke Superior court, 2d Monday in Oc tober, 1889, aud that they then appear to plead andmake defense. N. 1. HUTCHINS, Judge of Superior C*.urt Western Circuit. A true extractfrom the minutes. C. Ib VINCENT, _ , „„ Clerk C.S.C.C. July, 25,1839. Messrs. Grady, Lvtngeton and Nortg- ern Will be Present. Governor Gordon Speaks of Coming. The Fair Assu ming Great Proportions. The Athens Fair is getting or* a big boom. It is being regarded as a greatoccasion by prominent folks, aud in fact by everybody in the State. The Banner editor recently had oc casion to speak with Gov. Gordon in regard to the Fair and he stated that he was very desirous of attending, and though most probably he would do so Hon. >V. J. Northern, also said, it was his intention to be present as well as Mr. Livingston. It is certain that Mr. Henry W. Grady will open . the Fair with his matchless eloquence on No vember 12th. Many other prominent Georgians and statesmen will be pres ent, and will be invited to speak from time to time during the Fair week. The Allianceinen will hold forth in great shape and will have the greatest muster of farmers that ever assembled in Athens. They will be addressed by their prominent leaders from all over the country and will make their day one of the greatest of the whole week. The directors are in the meantime working away as busily as bees in the in the arrangement of the program and are adding now attractions each day. They will make military feature most attractive and interesting and have invited several companies to take part in the prize drills. The base ball games will be exciting and extremely amusing to the crowds of spectators. Tha foot ball games between the University’s crack teams will afi'ord much fun, while the balloon ascension will cap the cli max in the way of amusements. The 1 air will be one continuous four days’ round of revelry and fun. All the white letter carriers of Birm- inghom, Ala., have quit the service be cause of the employment of two negro earners. • ON THE 35TH PARALLEL ROUTE There Are 300,000 Square Allies of Barren Mountain unit as Much Store Barren Sand aud Alkali Plains—Among the Navajoes—At John 1>. Lee's. T IS the fashion just D oif to say that the Groat Americau Desert is a myth. Land a gen ts send out glowing circulars and gorgeously col ored maps on which “Wheat Lands” in big 1 e 11 er s are spread all over half a million square miles of the wild west, and one is al most forced to be lieve that nil the early explorers were either untruthful or in capable of judging of what their eyes saw. Courteous reader, listen to the confession of a man who believes in the Great American Desert. I bare seen and suffered it. But before the confession, a small concession is in order. The American desert, it is true, is not half as big os meu thought it was iu 1850 and con tains a few more oases, but all the same it Es thers—a hard, objective reality. It is both hard aud dry. A third of it is barren moun tain, bare brown or gray rock. Another third is plain, a mixture of sand, salt, soda, dint and alkali. The remainder is incoherent red earth, barren because of drought, but con taining the elements of fertility and capable of being made highly productive where abun dance of water can be had for irrigation. But it is largely a desert for want of heat, for at least 300,000 square miles of the far west lie a mile or more above the ocean’s level, and consequently are reliable for few crops except grass. And on this level the changes are sudden aud terrible, in Arizona I have seen corn and other tender shoots literally frozen solid in June. At Cheyenne I have seen a sheet of ice an inch thick formed by hail in August. In November I have seen whole herds of stock dead iu a pile, frozen as they crowded together, and Indians, who had been caught ill a storm, getting into camp with fiugers etiff and not sound nose enough left to blow. When the Mormons settled at Salt Lake they indulged the pleasing delusion that stock could “live out all winter iu the valleys,” and the first two winters they were there hap pened to be the mildest ever known. The third (1850-51)* was a crusher. Snow came early and staid late. Everything froze that was left out, and for three months at a time distant settlements were isolated by the snow r packs in the mountain passes. GROVE OF THE UOLY TRINITY. The pastures of tho far west are famous because they are so big. When the “rage” set in for ranching it was complacently cal culated that lying just east of the Rocky mountains was a range sorno 1,800 miles from uorth to south and 250 from east to west; 425,000 square miles, 200,000,000 acres in round numbers, which would fatten—well, I don’t know how many cattle. A few years later an interested public was astounded to learn that the range was overstocked. How many million sheep and cattle died during the hard winters in which this information was ac quired no one knows, but they do say that Latham, of Laramie, one of the most elo quent upholders of the “living-out-all-win ter” theory, gathered his sad eyed and disap pointed sheep round him and kept them alive through the sleet storms by reading aloud his glowing articles in eastern papers. A poem was written about this touching fact, which had quite a run, but as the author was one of those whose sheep had succumbed, said poem was somewhat in the minor key. But this is a digression. I started to give an account of a little ride of 900 miles 1 once took across that part of the “area of corru gation,” os Maj. Powell calls it, which lies be tween the thirty-fifth and thirty-eighth par allels. The scheme was to see what sort of a country the then proposed thirty-fifth parallel road was to run through and report the same impartially to my employers, and If my horse had not died, and my sight become impaired by the alkali dust, and my gizzard been revo lutionized by. the sandy and mineralized water, I should have eventually have com pleted the survey, for my heart was in the job. But there are things of which a good bite is as convincing as a full meal—Indian turnip, for instance—and so I found it on the desert. From Vinita, L T., then the terminus of the road, to. the eastern base of the mouu* tains the country is that so often described as “the plains.” I flanked most of it by going around through Colorado. From Lts Vegas to Santa Fe there are the usuhl plateaus, canyons and mountain passes and from Santa Fo to Fort Wingate there was a good military road on which one could find drink able water at least twice in a day’s ride. The Mexicans west of the Rio Grande are very much mixed, at least two-thirds Indian, 1 should say, and one-third Spanish, and the names they give to springs, peaks and other prominent objects are a fair index of the woful want of harmony between their de scription and the fact. El Rio (“tho river”), iz ankle deep In June, and El Rito (“little river”), is, perhaps, navi gable for Bhingles in a wet season. “Big springs” are so called because they send off a little rill which does not d isappear in the sand for half a mile or so, aud El Bosque del Santo Trinidad (“Tho Grove of the Holy Trinity”), consists of a dozen scrubby little trees with a puddle in tho center, said puddle diversified around the edges by the tracks of Navajo goats and fringed by the skeletons of dead mules. The some system runs through all their nomenclature. At Albuquerque 1 was waited on by “Jesus” (they pronounce it Hay 5oos), and lodged in a “palacio” of adobes —that is, dried inud. The full English of tho name of their capital city is “Holy Faith of St Francis,” and a dirty little alkalied brook is called the “River of Souls.” By tho same process the Yankee John Boggs, after locat ing in New Mexico and buying a rauche, be comes Senor Juan de Palos, and Tim Mur- phy, who married a wealthy Mexican lady, signs his bank checks asTimotbeus Murfando. It isn’t English, you know, but it is charac teristically Mexican. To Fort Wingate, nearly 200 miles west of Santa Fe,and to Defiance, forty miles be yond, the journey was comparatively easy, and from the latter place I set out on June 18, on a horse, with a Navajo Indian for guide aud servant on a donkey, for a' i 400 mile tide. I can shut my eyes now and by the eye of memory see that country; the miles on miles of red rock, the wide waste of burning sand, the narrow, rocky defiles, the dried mud flats, the salt plains aud treeless, grassless mesas. We crpssed over some deserts on which sand and alkali burned our horses’ feot We trav ersed broad plateaus of bare sandstone with here and there a green dell or wooded cove, and rarely, very rarely, descended to the beds of lakes long since dry, to find in the lowest de pression small natural meadows or sullen, pools bordered by a few sickly trees. It seemed a land cursed of God anti forgotten of civilized man, where only hunters and herds men could wring a scant subsistence. v. v ON WHITE DESERT. The land of the Navajos may be roughly outlined as 300 miles in greatest length from east to west and 150 from north to south, and, including the Zunis and Moquis along their southern border, there are perhaps 15,000 Indians in all that region. The Nava jos are worthy of honorable respect as a peo ple in whom hojje and a natural sense of humor have triumphed over the most ad verse circumstances. Their womeu are quite industrious and the men <lo occasionally work under extraordinary temptation. Their coun tenances are more pleading than those of In dians in general, and wit is not entirely lack ing to them. Practical jokes occasionally enliven the groups around the camp fire, and, contrary to our ideas of Indian charac ter, they laugh heartily at everything amus ing. They have a theology, of course, aud account for the origin of the world aud things in general quite satisfactorily. They believe that the first man was made out of a turkey and the first women were made out of fish, for which reason they eat neither of these creatures, aud they have a kind of vague idea, which they themselves cannot explain, of a future state of rewards and punishments; but whether this is an in digenous aboriginal conception or caught from missionaries is one of those things uo interpreter can uad out. But this is a digres sion. Let us return to the desert. Myself ami the Indian traveled from Defiance up Canyon Benito over a spur of red hills aud into a green valley about a mile square, walled in by columns and ridges of sand rock, thence out upon bare rock, thence through a forest, thence on to a sandstone plateau, at least 7,003 feet above the .ea, and then down into Bat canyon aud Canyon Dechelley. It may bo added incidentally that, from the level of the plateau there was a descent of 1,100 feet into the canyon, which we made through a sort of a groove in the side of the cliff, aud were three hour is iu going that dis tance; but a little thing like that is hardly thought worth mentioning iu Arizona. Canyon Dechelley, in which I remained a day, is noted among western autiquarians for the so called cliff cities, old Indian towns oi flat stones laid ia white cement, built on the shelving cliffs of the Vocks, anywhere fi ora 80 to (XX) feet above the bottom of the tan- yon. It is alleged by savants, of course, that a semi-civilized people once inhabited these cities and were driven away by the nomadic Indians; but 1 think their leaving the best proof that they were civilized and that they went to a land of rains. Early the next morning we issued rrom the mouth of Canyon Dechelley t<) across a flat plain some ten miles wide in which the black .and yellow earth was as dry as ashes, and be yond that entered upon the White Desert. Hour aftei hour we toiled on across this arid waste, our horses suffering from heat and thirst and the little water in our canteens simmering warm. At last we reached a range of gray and chalky looking hills where reached the te.tt 2 ** struck into tiS m of the L" Jotting across sa^d‘1. Plv ® Cn faint green str?» onT*** signs and a foJ\ , th ° toste,* 1 that three m u U*XV water at this V* 4 “Snih turned up the^j. 0 ° f ‘ h# of Navajos driving L"! 8 ***** StafiSSsSfti Nevertheless, we miff" found a hole about shmy green water, thS?/* 1 **J vUo P? ll y' V0 Ss, which loo k kL P ° Wl goats had been bathed animals drank with snip, 1 and 1 swallowed a few .n^ 1 ! brDt *Pm keep me sick for the teTl^'S We traveled on till 5 fault green tinge crossed, aud the guide intim was water somewhei looking mountain side. wTJ*/* for a thousand feet, to a point^ "l* stone rift broke across £ and there wo entered a sort*, 01 * 1 found a pool of cold water ” *'»» According to the custom 0{ used my Mexican bat as a k ^ succeeded in getting enough Tt 1 *** malsm spirits, and w e aSiu^Jj horse aud waking with attar? a*,; isig of Indian ambush, an ,i reached the first good grass'?, *** mttes from where we had started^. The next duy a ride of tweatv ml. desert as dry as a limekiln hS? that curious people commonly caiS quts, though Moqui Is merely fit* of their towns, and there we days. Their villages are ou a bS corn fields are red sand, their mViu flesh and their fruit is the pulp of. ^ desert cactus called “mescal”-, J ^ u n I Wed with them,, but tailed. Nowhere j America, I am sure, is life sustained t, on such a ragged edge of famine l fact, they do not strictly live-tW™ caving race. And the nature of’4a from there to Kanab, Utah, cann-t k. forcibly described than by a bare itin® just as I kept it daily and hourly, met erts, canyons and scant water holes s] merated as I went and distances estima time. June 25—Northwest over a mesarf rock for twenty-five miles; found a k of brackish water and filled canteens-d to summit of rocky ridge and mads, camp.” 2(5—Climbed down to a sad and rode bard till 10 a. m., reach'ig t in a green valley; Navajoes camped rested till next morning. 27—Ijb; three miles out; rode hard across a red till 4 p. rn. and found a hole in there of water; rode ten miles further to 8a and made a dry camp. 2S—Went twelve miles out of way to find water off west twenty miles, and got into to' good pasture. 29—Reached cliff of Cc at 10 a. nt. aud got down to river tj 30—Devised means for crossing, Ji Got over to John D. Lee’s and reirudns days; Navajo left me and returned m THE CANTON. the guide pointed out a faint green tinge in the yellow sage brush and said “Toh,” which means “water,” but it did not mean that there was any water there; it only meant that somewhere up the mountain nearby there had recently been water and might yet be. So we climbed half a mile or more—it was like riding up a mountain of crumbling chalk—ana underneath a large cliff found two holes scooped out by Indians’ hatchets, containing a gallon or so of water to each, the water almost blood warm. Our horses drank It in a few minutes, it filled again, and so by long waiting we got enough for them and to fill our canteens, and once more sandstone columns. July 4—Rode on alone over the KM jj Night at John D. Lee’s ranch, tacBj “Jacob’s Pool.” 5-Out of oasis, Twenty Mile desert aud down taSunifl Rock. Hoppled horse and slept ia Ft thicket. G-Up to aud oyer BuctakoiJ tain and across the Thirty -W* Navajo Springs. Horse tried to die hands, and I had to sleep w tbed^i give him a rest. 7-Up early nnd««l miles more of red saud, then ® fi oasis of Kanab and to the bou^fl Hamlin, church Indian agent, The dry old Mormon listened i®r® fi my account and quietly reoiar* • fi “It is well you turned north from if you’d a gone on west youdss>J‘ ■ deserts.” _ ^ His standpoint, you observe,'™,, from mine. As long as they twice a day and grass tor_ their 1 southern Mormons do not call«« , “desert.” They reserve that tennj gion which produces nothing ards aud sand burrs. *• . | The Sweetest Pn>P '**^rt jMarrtri-j “Yes," she said, faintly. ^ | “Dear Paula—may I call y “I suppose so.” - “Do you know I love your “Yes.” .^ vs r> “And shall I love you always* “If you wish to.” ^ “And will yon love mer Paula did not reply. ^ “Will you, PaulaP’ “You may love mo, “But don’t you love me® “I love you to love ma ^ “Won’t you say anything . “1 would rather not _ ic&A They were married and fob W | mouths. — The Latest Adver^^j,, “Have you heard the lat« “No; what Is itf’ “You know Smit*,t*^fl»r* “I should say so. H ®„^»y'« ti “ “Well, his wife has run out of a dime museum. “She has? That’s att her That’s one of Smith 3 ^vertised."-TtosSiftmg^ Not So Bad w 14 *^4 r Young Wife-Yes,I^ ch # ^« George has gotten *» ^ t* ! go to the theatre of acts.