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THE VIENNA: PROGRESS. SEPTEMBER 13, 1900. Pointed Paragraphs. I Chicago Dally Nows. Lean dogs growl more than fat ones. A womuns’ ago is an imaginary quantity. A linen duster is a popular sum r mer resort. The earth is a turner and the sun is a tanner. Ungrammatically speakings kiss is a conjunction. Carpet is sold by the yard and worn by tho foot. As a moss gatherer the rolling joke heads tho list. The man wlio takes life easy is a dangerous character. Half u parasol is better than no umbrella in a shower. A rural editor says thut cider is tho spirit of the press. A mun born at sea pan never boast of his native land. The tick of a watch is inside, and that of a bed outside. Where thero’s a will there’s al ways one or more lawyers. A short story is like a football horse; the tale is not continued. A upon can wulk a mile without moving more than u couple of feet. The motorman on the electric street car is always a non-conduc tor. Wise is the man who pays for what he gets and ge’ts what he pays for. A mans’ sins seldom And him out until after his neighbors expose him. Some men are so forgetful that they always fail to remember the poor. The punch bowl has been tho direct causo of many an unfriendly punoh/ Money uses its wings occasion ally to take a flyer in the stook markets. Beware of the bottle —especially if it is broken, and you are a bioy- cle rider. .The gardner may abhor vice, yet he is always interested in the rake’s progress. A white cloud makes a good par- asol, but a black one makes a poor umbrellu. No wonder u young man looks all broke up when his best girl throws him down. In the country they call fun wiok edness'; in the oity they call wick edness fun. Don't waste time in sighing over what might have been: make the best of what it is. A oynic is a person who knows the price of everything and the volue of nothing. The trouble with most men is that they have to die before they are fully appreciated. When a woman neglects her hus band’s shirt she is no longer the wife of his bosom. A favorite short-cut to .wealth appears to be to go through some body else’s pocket. If everybody got what they de served, you might not be nearly so well off as you are. If common sense will not teach a young man etiquette, a book on the subject' is of little use. The man who doesn’t know '<• i-U'isth tu tin in n-'ir-h Ir rain- ir'-t® many a frill) shower Outn. A college student says he rather enjoys hie studiee as they furnish A needed relaxation from his ath letic work. When a woman is angry she tells a man just what she thinks of him ~and.incidentally just what every- . body else thinks of him. New York is now the storm-center of democratic activity, branch head quarters having' been established in that oity under the immediate man agement of ex-Gov. W. J. Stone, of Missouri. Within reach of every The Seaboard Air Line has put its foot down upon employees who do not pay their debts. A circular has been issued that employees of tho company who do not pay up will be dropped from its employ. A bill to establish the whipping post will be presented at the next session of the Indiana legislature. It is proposed that flogging at tho post shall be the punishment for those who aro addicted to habitual drunkenness, abuse of family, profanity or vulgar ity in the presence of ladies, disturb ing public meetings and insulting women. Says the Savannah Morning News: Hon. B. V. Holder, Jr., of Forsyth, one of tho leading editors in that sec tion of Georgia, is seriously contem plating giving up his work in Forsyth and removing his residence to an other portion of the state. IIo stated that his plans had not fully matured and he was uncertain what he would do. Should ho leave, Forsyth would lose ono of tho brightest young news paper men in tho stato.” NO WOMAN .... it naturally homely, but every ono naturally has pretty features, which are rendered homely by such blemishes as Freck les, Pimples, Malarial or Liver Spots, Tan, etc. It is possible now for every wom an to have a beautiful complexion, as we offer you, in ANTI-FRECKLE,,. a preparation that will remove any of above named blemishes without injury to the skin, leaving it soft, smootho and white. If you'will use one bottle you will nqven again be without it. Give it a trial and you will be convinced. None genuine without signature of B. F. Forbes. Price 60c. For sale by Dr. C. T. Stovall, Vienna, Ga. Druggist. a# Don’t m taking Scott’s Emulsion cause it’s warm weather. Keep taking it until you arc cured. It will heal your lungs and give you rich blood in sum- H mer as in winter. It’s cod liver oil made easy. 50c. and $1. All druggists. JEWELRY & A STAPLE 9 Look at tho next ten people you meet ami gpe how much Is worn of the so. called Jewelry- From a $500 wateli chain to a live cent stlok pin. Jewelry lins come to he a staple artlole of dress. You will bny moro or less of it; see that you get what you pay for when yon buy. You can ho sure of this if you will buy of DR. C. 1\ STOVALL, VIENNA, who lias a full assortment of the W. F, MAIN & Co. goods. Every artlole of these goods fs fully warranted to be ox- uotly ns represented. A printed guar antee to this effeot Is given with each artlole of these goods puroliased at Ills storo. w. F. SIAIN & CO. Eastern Factory Cor. Friendship & Ed dy Bts., Frovldonue, It. I. Western Faotory (Largest Jewelry Fac tory In the world), East Iowa City,Iowa. 52,000 feet of floor spaoe. 8-5-tt The Vienna public schools will open on Monday, September 3, with a full corps of teachers; to consist of two sessions. Fall Term Four months, from September 3, to December 21. Spring Term Tuition Six months, 3 1, to June— from December Board Resident pupils, white 50 cents, colored 25 cents per month. Non-resident not having $500. worth of property in town, white $1, colored 50 cents, in advance. Grades Books In good families at per month. to $10 BUSBEE & SMITH. Cotton Warehouse We guarantee correot weight and prompt handling of cotton. We get the top of the market for cot ton when it is left for us to sell. Bring us youe cotton and we will look'to your interest. If you want a loan of any amount from $150.00 to $5,000.00 The-Ga. Loan & Trust Co., of Macon, oan make it for you. Right at this time they could make the interest at 6*% The Ga. Loan <fc Trust Co. by D. L. Henderson, Att’y, I Am In The Insurance business to protect the people. Can 1 protect you? n E. RUSHIN Insurance Asm? Faculty One to nine. Three depart ments: Primary, Intermediate and High School, . Those used heretofore, pre scribed by the county board of education. J, M. Kelley, Supt. and Principal. Mrs. F. E. FIamilton, Intermediate. Mrs. D. A. R. Crum, Primary, Miss Mary Woodward, “ Miss Anna. Hamilton, Music. Miss Irma Swearingen, Elocution. Colored: H, L. Nance, Principal. Mrs. H. L. Nance, Assistant. Your correspondence and patronage solicited, R. KELL AIT, Secretary. Houston J^ic/h School^ Arabi, Georgia. FallTerm opens Sept. 3, closes Dec. 21. Spring Term opens Dec. 31. Lawson E. Brown, Principal.. Miss Pearl Rogers, Intermediate. Miss Corra Weston, Primary and Elocution. Miss Marietta Brown, Music. BOARD—On co-operative plan—averaged last term $4.45. Guaranteed not to be more than $5 per month. TUITION—Pupils from Dooly county, $1.25 per month. Non-resident, $1.75. No extras or inci dentals. Healthy location, artesian water, Religious advantages unsurpassed. Best and cheapest for boys and girls. Write for catalogue. Address either: Lawson E. Brown, Principal, J. J. Hyman, Pres. Gen. Board. J. D. Pate, Chairman Local Board. Arabi, Georgia. 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