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THE VIENNA PROGRESS. SEPTEMBER 13,1900. vx Reflections of a Bachelor. New York Press. There is no good husband but a dead husband. The more a woman looks in a mirror the less she sees herself. A woman’s idea of perfeot misery is to be sea siok on her wedding tour. Down in her heart every womun believeB her feet are littler than her footprints. Every woman in her heart longs to have men refer to her as a “soul less flirt.” No woman should think of mar- rying until she acquires a forgiving disposition. All girls (even the blind.ones) have some time been told that they had fine eyes. Right after you’ have kissed a girl she tells you to stop with her mouth all puckered up. No man would be much surprised if all the Women would begin to purr when they felt comfortable. A woman can generally marry the one she pleases, but she can’t always please the one she marries. A man never wants to marry a woman near so much after he has seen her piok her teeth with a hair pin. Women probably like babies be cause. they cry so much without knbwing what is the matter with them. You can get the truth out of a woman by flattering her, but to get it'out of a man you have to get him soared. ' If a woman couldn’t cry because her husband was bad to her she would probably cry because he was so good. ’ Women are a lot.like turkeys; you could never convince a turkey that it would look better with its head off. The reason why widows are so popular is beoause they always look like they knew the men were lead ing them. The women have always got a lot of summer"stories about women who were sunstruok while cooking in the kitchen". Women are useful in one way ; the average man would never know be had some of his faults if it weren’t for his wife. Men who marry their first love generally end by being about as happy as those that win the first time they play poker. Every woman whose husband can never pay his debts believes the world will realize some time what a great man she married. Down in her heart every woman has an idea that the reason why an old bachelor doesn’t get married is' because he isn’t living as he ought to Lots of women go through life thinking that all the other people think they are artistic simply be cause they keep their hair mussed up. The ogly difference between a married man and a man sitting in fresh paint is that the man sitting in the paint generally doesn’t know it. Half tho time when you hear a man calling another man a “hog,’’ it is only because the second man has got what the first man would get if he could. When you hear a woman say she believes in the new stylo of going to church with no hat on, you may know some man has told her she has “glorious hair.” Every woman imagines that Slime thing about her is "wonderful.” Either she has ^wonderful” hair or eyes, or else she has “wonderful” talent for something. Georgia has given ![10,425.26 to India famine sufferers. Chinese peace negotiations are making very slow progress. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. W. V. HARVARD, Attorney At Law, 61 90 Vienna, Ga. The republican vote in Vermont j Vleml0Glx M A FLEMING ' ) last Tuesday fell off 20 per cent. Monday,Tuesday* Hanna says, “It is out of the ques tion for me to acoept invitations to The question of shirt waists for men are causing ho end of trouble— the women folk are real mad. Unadilla, Ga. , 1 (Thursday, Fri- nnd 1 Lawyer. ! day Wednesday. ) (and Saturday. ft3,Speotal attention given to collections: 1-1-00. D L HENDERSON, . Lawyer. Will practice In all the courts except Coun ty court. Omoo In Stovall’s now building. 1 1 99. Vienna, Ga. Roosevelt, rheumatism and riot are the three R’s that are giving Mark Hanna a bad quarter of an hour, says the Birmingham News. Representative Lou Livingston, of Georgia, will make a tour of New Jersey and urge Jerseyites to give Bryan a lift to the white house. Curtis the famous.correspondent— “the best posted man in America, of the Chioago Record”—declares that Maryland, Delaware and West Vir ginia will go democratic. English Spavin Liuiment removes all hard, soft or calloused lumps and blemishes from horses, blood spavins, curbs, splints, sweeney, ring-bone, stifles, sprains, all swol len throats, coughs, etc. Save $50 by use of one bottle. Warranted the most wonderful blemish cure ever known. Sold by Dr. C T Stovall druggist, Vienna, Ga, Groceries at your own price at Jordan Bros. MONEY. Loans negotiated on improved farms, at lowest market rates, and on most liberal terms. Bu siness of fifteen years standing Morethan three million dollars in loans, negotiated. Facilities unsurpassed. HOWARD M. SMITH, No. 814 Second St., Macon, Ga. or J. H. Woodward & Son, Vienna. JF Powell. J W Powell. Watts Powell. JOHN F POWELL & SONS, Lawyers. We prnotlco regularly In all the courts of the Southwestoru, Oconee and Albany cir cuits, and In other courts by spcclnlcontraot In writing. Oflloe near Court House ou Union street. 2 1 99. Vienna, Ga. GEO. W. WOOTEN, Lawyer. New law oflloe on (iotton street near Court House. Will practice In all tho courts of the State and In the Federal courts of HI aeon and Savannah. 8-18-94, Vienna, Ga. D A R CRUM, Lawyer. Praotlces regularly In the courts of the Ma con, Southwestern, Oconop, Southern and Brunswick Circuits, State Suprorao Court, IT S Circuit nnd Dlstrlot Courts, Court of Appoals nnd United States Bankruptcy Court 2-1-99. Vienna, Ga, DR. 0. T. STOVALL, Vienna. Office In ronr ofUrug Store. Day and night calls promptly attended. Prescription Free, In oflloe work. T F BIVINS, Fhysiolan and Surgeon. Special attention glxon to obstetrlos. Uls. eases peculiar to women a specialty. All calls S romptly answered, day or night. Office over J Cooper’s store. Telephone No. 18, resi dence ’phone No. 25. tf. Vienna, Ga. W S HOWELL, Physloian and Surgeon. Calls promptlv answered day or hlgl opliono at residence nnd office. Office F. Calhoun & Co’s, store. 0-1-97. Vienna, Ga. DRS. L W and H A MOBLEY, All oalls promptly answered day or night, 8-1-99. Byromville, Ga. Money to Loan. \Ve are headquarters for loans on improved farm lands in . Dooly county, 5 years time, payable in installments: at 7 or 8% interest, according to amount of loan. Money promptly obtained. J. H. Woodward & Son, Lawyers, Vienna, Ga. RELIEF IN SIX HOURS- Distressing Kidnoy nnd Bladder Disease relieved in six hours by “New Great . South American Kidney Cure.” • It is a great sur prise on account of its exceeding promptness in relieving pain in bladder, kidneys and back, in male or female. Relieves retention of water almost immediately. If you want quick relief and cure this is the’ remedy. Sold by Dr. C T Stovall druggist, Vicuna, Ga. J M WHITEHEAD, Dentist. Will be In my office In Masonic building from 15th. to last of eaoh month. Office phone No. 01; residence phone No. 11. 1-1-99. Vienna,' Ga. H. C. WOOD, Physician and Surgeon, Vienna, Georgia. Smiths CHILL and FEVER TONIC Is sold at Sir. <L H Stovalls Shrug Store under a positive guarantee to cure Chills and Fever No Cure — No Pay Made by COLOMBIA DRUG CO, Savannah, Ga, Look for red triangle on each and every package. S-MANUEL, UNDERTAKER. w Examine my stock of Coffins and’ burial fixtures before purchasing. All corpse delivered within fifteen miles. Yours to serve, S. MANUEL, 8-ll-’0. Unadilla, Ga. , A Gold lledai and Your Picture in the Paper. This honor will be conferred upon th« b.iv or girl, educated in the country schools, who mails tne the best three-page essay before ' Sept. 15th. Send 25^' with each paper nr $2.00 for 10. Each paper will be criticised; gra'ded and returned at once. 4t Ohas. D. Pierce, , Ben, Git. Money Loaned. On improved fanq lands and choice city property for 3 to 10 years time at 7% interest with privilege of paying one-fifth, one- tenth or one-twentieth of principal eaoh year, thereby stopping interest on the amount paid. No fee for inspection. Commission low. G. R. ELLIS, Postoffloe building, Americus, Ga O. L. HENDERSON, VIENNA, GEORGIA. Representing the American Surety Co., of New York, for Dooly County- will bond Administrators, Exeoutors, Guardians. Trustees, Receivers, Con tractors, or anything else that is bond- able. 8 15 8m Lumber to Sell We have on our lurabei yard at depot 75,000 feet of Boards 1 inch, 1J inch, and 1£ inch thick and from 4 to 16 inches wide and a big lot of Randum ' framing iilmosi any size you want which wa will sell at a low price J. F. CALHOUN & CO. A report- has bean circulated that the guarantee has hern withdrawn from Jonh-’on’s Chill >.nd Fever Tonic-, this report is a I’alse one. The guarantee has only been with drawn fr’-ni the ilrnggifli ai Vienna. All other druggists, und »dl general stores, who earrv it, me still selling .Johnson's Tonie >,u the snie posi tive guarantee to iturr or money refunded.' A B Girardeau, 8-9-00’ tf Manufacturer. J. 0. HAMILTON, PRESIDENT. K. R. LEWIS, CASHIER. THE BANK OF VIENNA. ^—CAPITAL STOCK AND SURPLUS 35000.00. Transacts a general Banking Business. ...MACHINERY... GET 0fJR PR'IGES BEF0RE BUYING. Cotton Gins, Cotton Presses, Seed Cotton Elevators, Engines, Boilers, Saw Mills, Grist riills, OR ANYTHING IN MACHINERY OR MILL SUPPLY LINE We Operate Machine Shops Anil Foundry. MALLARY BROS.. MACHINERY CO. J. M. WARD, Tippettville, - Georgia. ...Breeder of... Thoroughbred INDIAN GAME, AMERICAN DOMINIQUE and BUFF WYANDOTTE fowls. Large and well marked young and old fowls for sale. Mentlo.. this paper. MACON, GEORGIA. GEORGIA SOUTHERN & FLORIDA RY, SUM AN EE RIVER ROUTE• IjOOAL TUMI IE! TABLE. Sohedule Effective March. 1, 1900- Subject to change without public notice. 11 65 p m 110 a m 187 it m 158 a in 1 58 a in 2SO am 810 a m 3 15 a m 8 -18 a in 3 57 a in 4 28 a m 4 40 a in 5 87 a in 608a m 0 20 n in 0 60 am 8 28 a m 9 40 a m 11 20 a in 12 55 p m 120pm 1 40 n m 208 p m 260pm 3 30 p m 8 80pm 4 05 p m 4 /O p ra 4 62 p m 5 05 pm 8 10 p m 0 42 p m 7 05 p m 7 26 p m STATIONS r ..Macon Unadilla Vienna Oordele Oordolo.... Ashburn ...Tifton Tifton. Sparks ..... Heartplno ..Valdosta.. ..Valdosta.. . ...Jaap ..White Springs Lake City..... ..... Lake City Hampton .Palntka;. 4 16 p m 2 48 pm 2 25 p m 2 08 pin 2 08 p m I 30 p m 12 65 p m 12 35 p m II 60 a ra 11.48 a m 11 05 a m 10 55 a m 0 45 a ra 0 12 a m 860 8 30 a ra 7 12 a m » oi) a m Connections at Valdosta with A. V. A W. Uy. 5 ill) a m 4 5') p n» Lv Valdosta Ar 10 50 a m 11.10 p in 8 3n a .n 8 20 p n» Ar Jnckson vllln Lv 7 20 am 7 40 p in CONNECTIONS AT PALATKA WITH PLANT SYSTEM. 4 XOam 2 62am 2 3L a ra 215 a m 215 a m 183 a ra 100 a ra 12 55. a m 12 22 am 12 Ham 11 35 p ra 1185 pm iO 84pm lo is p in 9 42 p m 9 25 p in 8 04 p in 0 50 p ra Jl 20a;m 9 10 aim 8 48 a;m 825am 8 05 a in 715am 0 25 n m 0 -5 a in 5 45 m ra 6 82 a m 4 80 a hi. UOp 10 00 p 10 30 p in 1100 p ra lv Palatka .....Ar 4 00 a ra m 7 00 a m Ar Tampa i.Lv 7 85 p m 7 Son in Ar Port Tampa. -Lv 7 00 p ra Connections at Macon Via Central Railway. 5 03 p ra 7.80 a in 7 00 a m 10 00 a i 185 p i 7 45 p r " P > 4 02 a ra 7 08 a m 1 85 p ra ’ in-1 in Macon ....Columbus.... . Itlrmlnuham. 1150 p ra 8 40 p in 2 H> p in ....... MnCon Atlanta........ , Chattanooga... Nashville.... J .ou In Ar Ar fry. 11 35 p ra 7 80 p in 2 85 p in 8 30 u in K 14 p in 0 40 p ra 310 p ro 880a ra i ra Ceuivai Hallway train leaving Maum, f».r l.'olumbus.aud Birmingham ni 4:02 h. m. makes <s. »V F. Hy.. connect ions at (\It. K. .rnn«*th»n. Trains No. 8and 4. tin* •• 1 xU- Hy«r M Iihnv through Sleeper between si'. Lotus. Alo., nnd Jiieksmivllie. Km., via d ihro- :h Couch and Bleeper lief we»*n .Macon and Jnok- Konvltie via VuldOhlu und A V. A- a", ishllwu.v open for reception oi' passengers in ITnhu; d^pot, Macon, at 0 30 j) in und rcinuins in .Macon Union Depot on lecnru unth 73 ni in and. can be occupied until that Mine. WILLIAM CHE*41CLY SHAW, Vice-President, C B.RHODES .Gon't. Pass. Agent, Mucon, Ga. O. S. BAZKMORE, Agent, ■;/. Vienna, Ga.