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VOL. XXII. NO 11 VIENNA, GA. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 28, 190* TERMS $1.00 PER YEAR Everybody dreads a grumbler. Idleness hatches lots of mischief. The idle men of a town are usually the kickers. Married people should never oease to be lovers. Say nothing that you will ever have to take back. Men will do a fool thing because they think it is smart. Debt has Mode many a man an* broke as many more. The fellow who never says any • thing is the one to dread. A fat horse seem always to be associated with a good fanner. Stay out of court: every session brings grief to some poor soul. Young man, get experience before putting your money in a busnesa. It is natural for women to boast and men to deny their love affairs. The more yon learn of life, the less frequent you will be surprised. The world is in need of groat re form in the use of profane language. The see-leSS >Yai»t will take the place of the peck-ti'boo for the win der. Wouldn't you love to have a' df&Ve ■of fat possums to put on the market mow? People sometimes claim to bo sen- sativo When thoy are really quarrel some. You will be more popular when you become more loyal to your friends. To please a sick women, tell her that her illness was brought on by over-work. If 1 am ever found dend, I hope the Coroner will no*, find a bottle in my pocket. A cigar so bad that it would break people from smoking would be a great invention. The average women loves to speak of the mysterious things that have come into her life. .Ihe oyster is not a regular visitor this season:: He is only now and then in our midst. Better mind what you say in love letters; they may be brought up against you some time. For a new motto Ihow woulb it do to have “God Bless Our Dad” worked in red Jotters You are just coming to your rea son when you lose your disposition to run around at night. While making remarks about oth ers, you may be sure that they are making remarks aboHt you. There is a loose serew in every man who is always telling how much more he can do than other people. Lots of young people waste their days at putting all kinds of stuff in their stomach, and spend tbeir old days at taking medicine for it. WOMEN’S COLUMN. Habit is something that wrogs. Take exeroise. Get pleny of fresh lr. The woman who worries does not sleep well. Some women ate born great and some marry money. Moleskin is the fur novelty for hats and wrays, THINGS IN GENERAL. Thus far eleotrioity has not been allowed in Turkey. About 85,000 Americans orosBthe Atlantic every year. Japanese and Germans have the same average brain weight. In Boston there are one aud a half electric lights for eaoh person. All the seven islands of Hawaii are oonneoted by wireless toUspr»<^ hy> During tbe raointt ws^on more . i n During me raoinu m0 re When brushing the hair lef- than $1,000,000 a &r y i 8 WBge red nf Smi h/i 3 .1. * * motion be light and gentle. Have oharity for your neighbors and patience with the hired help. Fear of baing an old maid induces many a girl to choose the wrong bus band A husband or wife develops either, the best or worst qualities in the other. A bride is a bride no matter what month she is married in she is just as sweet A Korean bfldo must not speak a single word or make any sigmon her It i.-. a gOoi thing to keep the floui* barrel elevated at least two inches from the floor on a rack. Queen Wilhelmina and the Sul tan of Turkey are the only reigning monhrehs who are teetotalers. borne* o. The . TT *M lighthouse vioe costs 11 dollars a, year. European RubsuJ £ lflM percen tage of forest than the Um}«d States.- Promises may get friends, but it requires performances to keep them. A man in Now York laughed him self to death at a joke he heard at a theater, 1 ; - Ten thousand young men have failed to leport for army duty in Germany. ■K early one-third of tho 881.060 inhabitants of Cloveland were born in Europe. THE BUSY WORLD. | The average cost of anthracite coal at the msnes is $2,50 per long ton. National bank notes are one-sixth of the money in biroulatlou, The Unir ej states Treasury holds three a^d nine-tenths times as wuoh go^i as the Bank of England. Nine thousands immigrants land ed in New York in three days last week- Amillion a year! What will the harvest be? Fashion has decreed that it is alto gether proper to wear last winter's overcoat until arrangements oan be ' to get a new one JUflov „ "•••n is advertising pa- A (SSB h>- ments are not per $$iW g» T - haven't ree^me„ded’top^^ 0 .; rainB . seirtc enough to go in w. T 'lemftn ltiaost tbe people of the G 'Nr- Erapma $185,000,000 for liquorQu mg the. year 1803. Gracious! Just think, how many good things that would buyl The four corporations whioh lead 111 the number of stockholder are; United States Steel oa’ooo Penn- ON THE FARM. Even though you are voung and in good health, you should get your affairs straightened out and quieted down. You know not the day nor the hour. It isn t such a long, long time un til ones ship will dip down beyond \ A* sk y ‘me mto that other world. Let’s be sweet and dainty, lovable and chaining while we are here. Try not t<5 be a fussy woman Thoro is many a woman who says “ain't” and “has wont” who has i heart filled with life’s sweetest poo try Neighboring women in Concord ia parish Louisiana gave birth the sa me day ou» to three boys and the other to five girls Equal parts of iovabiiity ondsonsi- bility, mixed all up with a little ehaitability, makes tbe finest kind of a beauty recipe. Miss Carro M. Clark of Boston, has tho distinction of being tho only woman at thehea . ofabook-publish- ing concern in Amorica. It may bo that women should keep silence in the churches, but :f they neglect the contribution box what a difference it would make. The young womeu of Jackson, Michigan, have a new craze. They have formed a club and at each meet ing don male attire and imitate the men. When a woman says She hates men you can bo sure of. one of two things -ci.her she has not i*ot any men at all or else she has met the wrong kind. Corsets for men are- 'aid to be all tho go up north. At first the aver age man throws up his hands in hor ror, but they say after they have tri ed the fad it is catching. Tbe table of measuresis as follows: 4 saltspoonfnls - J teaspoonful 8 teaspoontuls - I tablespoonful 4 tablespoonfuls - L-4. cupful 4 cupfuls - . 1 qyart The first Union flag was untowjS™" ""‘T on JWjrl,im, .mil. on n pl‘ urn at Cambridge, - . ! A man who has watebad tho trend Coik, if sunk 200 feet in thoocean, j 0 f events says that it is not crime li ltOf. I’lrtfi. ntl un/mnnt a# . • . The credit season w closed,, but the countenance of the average farm er will spread out again as soon-as hog-killing time comes-. Miss Lucille Mulibnlly an 48- year old girl of Mid-ball, I. T, won $1’,000 in a steer roping contest with cow hoys. She-had to-rope- and- tie three steers. The fastest time made was- 4o seconds, Ifow wouhh you. like- ot bo her husband. will not rise, on account of the pros sure of the water. A shell from a twelve-inoh gun makes its flight of nine miles m forty-two seconds. The seven deadly or mortal sins are: Pride, wraih, envy, lust, glut- tony, avarice and sloth. A man who rode on an eleotric oar at 125 miles an hour states that all objects were blurred. The little that is done seems noth ing when we look forward and see how much we have yet to do. Onehundred and fifty-threowhales were blown ashore on Newfoundland one night last week during a gale Tbe peon child of Mexico may now pass from his letrers to the highest diploma entirely at government ex pense. Five hundred and sixty thousand persons in the United States are de pendent opon the street cars for support. A gentleman- by the name of Ken- nedy introduced the shoe lace into society and made two an a half-mil lion dollars. Charleston, Sy C'., with 31,000 negro and 24,000’white population, is ruled absolutely by whites, a! though- blacks arc treated fairly. In sixty years annual per capital consumption of whiskey has graiial- ly decreased from two and a half, to- one and one forth gallons. In modern speculation Yourln uguage you must choose, It's an investment if you-win, But gambling if you lose; We have noticed- that tho friend who tells us very loudly how much she would do for U8 is always the one who lets us do everything-for her. There- is nothing in-the world so satisfactory as plain, every day hon esty and common-deoency. Might' just as well live- up-iu the realms of seven story thought, as- to grope,- * !ai'ound.in--th«odlapof!dism?|*ihings.-.j,trainH. that has inoroased but that tho sat- tistio* of crime have inoroased. The per cent of orime to the population was greater fifty yeajs ago than it is to-day. An English scientist expresses the belief that the tails of oomets are composed ot radium. As this sub stance is quoted at one million dol lars a pound, the capture of a few comets would be apretty good specu lation. Many of the greatest men the world has ever possessed started life as poor boys, and by their industry and energy made for -thomaolves names that the world oan never forget. Their example sbonld enoourage every young man. , Representative Tawney, ojf Min nesota, has a remarkable reoord. He is the son of a Waoksmith, tho grandson of a -blaoksraitb, and is a blaoksmith himself, having spent seven years , aftor be was fifteen years old, in his father’s shop- The Govcrraent is compiling a roster of all the soldiers who fought in the federal and confederate arm ies in the civil war. When oomplet ed it will be a very valuable contri bution to the history oftbis country. It will be published in book form. Do right farm right and you’ll seldom {get left. Cut nails are said to last longer in a roof than wire nails. Sunflower seed is good for fowls and will pioduce rioh plumage. South Dakota has one oounty that is four times as big as Rhode island. 6nly about five per cents of the land in Colorado is now oapablp o| raising. A gentle, kind horse will nearly always be found to havo a wide forehead. Carolessness and laziness go hand in band aud together ore a fruitful source of failure. A horse has no bad habits that oan not he traoed \9 tfe<? vay in wMolt he bus been handled. One towns hoy* pyitlo pe^lp -t Prince Alert couldn't pace$ thu *> a {05 if he were sober. mUo iu jrfljitpp jit is ajbsoljut/) If egg bee. 'vera fertilised that ptoof that they . ’^d aud thenjdjcjel, the germ of life start. *d a florae It cost $10 a week to fe. for ' in Pretoria. There is plenty. ^ til land in the country but very litu. water. Farm machinery saved m tho planting and gathering of last year’s .orop in the United States seventy million dollars. The ohioken coop should have two or three rooms one for them to roam about in one for setting hons and the other bedroom. The average cost of raising a bus hel of corn in Illinois as determined by an exhaustive lino of experiments was found to be ten sent*. Nickel- 111-the-siot machines are in use- in Dawson City, Alaska, for selling water in the winter. One can put a nickel in and get five gallons of water, but no more. It is so cold then* that the water supply in the houses is shut off so that the pipes will not freez every night. V “Do not ask questions” is the most foolish advice which age can give to youth. The youth oreren the m an who never asksquestions can be set down as very dull. A little judg. meat in selecting the proper time and place for seeking information is all that is needed, but the desire for information should be carefully cul- yeariy salary is $1,000. Much trou ble is experienced by the superinten dents of railway mail servioo in se curing men for the fastest mail You don't know it all-even Solo- mon didn’t. The other fellows oan tell you a few things that it will bo money in your pooket to know. A man acquainted with grief and printing presses said it would cost tho Progress $25 to move across the street up stairs. He didn’t miss it far. N. W. Ayer, the Philadelphia mil lionaire, owns largest dairy farms in New York state It is boated at Feridale Delewsre county, and containt just 1,000 acres. That the harvesting of the orop of the world is a gigantic job beoomea apparent from the estimate that it takes ten million men and women nine months to gather tfem in. Progressive farmes throughout the country are installing telephones in their homes and in the rear future every agriculturist will have a diret means of communication with the outside world. Statistics shows that ten years ago Oklahomia produced less than 5,000,000 bushels of wheat this year the crop is over 30,000,000, bushels and this is tho way the west is developing. Every fanner should grow his own fuel. Those woods which are suit able for the burposeand grows quick ly and every fanner should therefore havo his fuel patch as well as nis produce garden Any sober reliable farm laborer Denmark who has saved one-tenth in the mortgage value of tho little farm *1,100-can buy the land by borrowing the other nine-tenth from a Government found. He gives a mortgage on z-hioh he pay 8 percent.