The Vienna progress. (Vienna, Ga.) 18??-????, December 10, 1903, Image 1

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1 <*. rfXxn. 18. VIENNA, GA. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1005 TERMS *1.00 PER YEAR OBSERVATIONS, Nearly all men are lacking in will power.' •••?•!. :i $!-••:• ; t iMen of .brains are. not always men of means. .. ! ‘- • .!,'•>•••! I (kept WOMAN’S COLUMN. . Plain living onres many woes. No man is in business for ipmself if he is married. i"In : .ilie oyes of 'the parents all ohiidreniare Tery,smart. ■ .'Don’t, hqsitate after getting up and- saying good-bye, but go. } Sit w| whVittaaniif. 1 The state of matrimony, is not always a paraditje here, below. Tie length of a road is only iknown by those who travel it. Lots of men will condemn you for things they do themselves. A woman never sees a refrigera tor without wondering what is in it Of the half dozen ways of doing a thing eaoh woman has a way ot her own. Business men are like a victor ious rooster. When they orow they mvite. trouble. It is strange how a woman can find a pot name for eaoh member of a large family. ✓ Every time there is a burglnry three or four honest men are sus pected unjustly. If the bisouits keep getting small, or they will run entirely, out inside of twenty'years. ■ No womah eyor passes another woman’s washing on the lino with out staring, at/W. . , ° them- into the When a man thinks he has .laid up enough for a rainy day he only has enough for a shower. At every party there is. always a few lively gossips that keep the guests from going to sleep. You need not be very uneasy about turning up your toes until the dpotor gets to calling twice a day. Young men out calling should re member why a buggy horse is valu able—he travels at the proper time. Men will yet be puzzled over such things as the difference between a half-dozen dozen and sin dozen dozen. One of the most discouraging things is for a man to see his house- hold goods piled on a wagon to be moved ' About the most disagreeable thing a man finds about a happy home is getting out ot the way of the broom. Hatred is a more powerful beauty destroyer than time, poetry or hard toil. Latest fashion decree o^tls for rosy cheeks. Lips arid ohm must also share in the flush. It is nothing strange nowadays for sOoiety ladies of fifty years to re-mako their figures. A woman will forgive a man any thing except his failure to ask to bo forgiven. One might as well eat ordinary ohips as Saratoga chips for all the food value there is in potatoes done this way. The idle women always remind me of the crowds that wait tor tho trams at stations. It is killing time by slow means. The train is out; the round skirt in—the kind just long enongh to forbid walking without holding it up all around. A sooiety lady in New York gave a “monkey tea.” A trained mon key met the guests at the : door and ate at the-table. Well, well. A fortune big awaits the man Who will invent this wonder- To prevent shoe laces from com ing untied wax them before putting shoes. Tho. slight trouble is well worth while. The new women’s newspaper- that is, the women's now newspaper ih:>Lohdon is referred ,,tp. by its contemporaries as “The .Daily Fe male.” Women are apt to use their indi vidual taste about fullneBB about the hips, but every skirt must flare at the bottom to be striotly up-to-date. Don’t be glum if you want to be young. Sing and laugh and enjoy the nice things. Keep your heart young, and thus defy Father Time. Mrs. Phoebe Gifford, the oldest leader of the Society of Friends in the world, is dead at Providence, R, I., at the age ot one hundred yeari and five months. FACTS IN GENERAL. A man often has to work booause his schemes will not. If some men were worms they would be.too lazy-to turn. Canada produced over $4,000,000 worth of pig iron last year. A stiff upper l s p ha* enabled many a man to support his family. There were 9,700 American tour ists in Switzerland last summer. Cincinnati has the tallest con crete building iu the world. It has fifteen stories. People who have plenty to eat and wear and a place to sleep do a Tot of grumbling when a pin - scratches them. A tiresome thing is a boy trying to sing at an entertainment before his voice makes up its mind whether it will be a tenor or bass. -Some of these days a wise man will rise up and declare that love, to be most .successful, must have new material every few years. When a woman’s former lover comes home with her husband for dinner she puts on her very best ef forts to show the man how much he missed. You are told not 'to ink a gift j horse in the mouth, but if you sus- :: pect the friendship of the giver you better examine the horse very closely before you accept him. Seven Kentnoky fonds have re suited in 250 murders and but two hangings. Studying other people’s strong and weak points is a good way to find your own. 7 ; It isn’t /how muoh a man reads that makes him a scholar. It is what ho reads. The paper bills of the govern ment printing offioo amount to $750, 000 a year. Idleness and poverty always dwell together, and misery and crime are their natural offspring. If water sold for fifteen oents a glass there would probably be any number of diseases that it would - It makes an ordinary womah feel sick at heart when she beholds such lovely dresses in the newspapers-. It costs lots of money and, they are no happier than the plain folks. Lamp wicks should be soaked in | strong vinegar and then well dried 1 before being used; This precaution will insure a better light and a free dom from smoked lamp chimneys. A woman must be something more than merely beautiful. She must have sweet, charming man ners; an even, well-balaneed tem perament; a low, sympathetic voice and a conscience that- swings just true. Oh, this world is a, fine old place. The Great Architect who planned it knew what He was about. It isn’t a place for lazy folks. Begin by making yourself an honor and an or nament to it. The woman who retains her good looks avoids bismuth, zinc and other minerals which are often to be found in fa.ee lotions and powders. These literally turn a woman into a fright. Whon you breathe, and of course you dio, take a long, deep breath and try and fill every oavity of the lungs. The European 1 country in whioh there is the largest , number of mar riages of men under the age of 21 is Russia. We all make mistakes; and if we let these mistakes frighten us frpm our work we shall show our selves weaklings. Don’t he afraid to soatter the sunshine of laughter about you; it often helps revive somebody!s faith in the sweetness of things. The hottest place on earth is Boh- reim, on an island in the Persian Gulf, which has a mean annual temperature of 99 degrees. During the year 1902 the eml grants from Norway tp the United States .numbered 27,000, and 1908 promises still larger figures. The human race is divided in^o two classes—those who go ahead and do something apd those who S and inquire, Why wasn’t it ^done the other way'/ EDITORIAL. Tho oapital of the railroads is more than five times as great as that of all the banks. Success is nothing more than tho result of doing whatever you dan do not only well, but just a little bet ter than anybody else. Fifty thousand German toymak- ors export $13,000,000 worth of toys, of which the United* States gets nearly $4,000,000 worth. The Aitterioan investment in re ligious and educational institutions in Turkey is $6,500,000, and mote than $20,000,000 has been spent in mission work oovering nearly century, Is there, perohance, a discontent ed trade union among tho hens Prices of oggs have been soaring like airships. What is the matter with the matrons of the roosts? Arp they on a strike? America promises to protect'Pana ma against internal and external at tacks oil her sovereignty under tho terms of tho new oahal treaty , whioh is expeoted to be ratified finally be fore the now year. Gold is a preoious metal; at least some folks think so. But radium is ( a substance a thousand times more valuable, yet radium is dross plong side of gumption. Nothing quit: so source as gumption. Senator Lodge |has introduced a bill m congress amending the gen eral immigration, law, enacted by the last congress. The proposed legislation forbids the entrance of all aliens over fifteen years of age who cannot read and write English or some other language. Alfred G. Vanderbilt has Oeie brated the second anniversary of his firstborn liy the presentation to him of $1,000,000, and it is now hoped by his friends that the young man with care and eoonomy, will bo able to keep out of debt for another 12 months. ON THE FARM. Tho farmer,is king, is he only knew it. The clam, like the lobster, being threatened with extinction, thbU/ S. Bureau of Fisheries is endeavor ing to propagate it by artificial cul ture, with good promise of success. The largest single engine used at the St. Louis exposition will be an 8,000,borsepower ' steam tujbine— the largest yet in use. The largest steam engine in the Paris exposition was 4,000-horsepower. Most ot the black hair used in wigs and switches comes from the convents of Italy and Spain, while the fair and red hair comes mainly from the heads of Russian, Swed ish, German and Danish girls. A fearless man is not necessarily one who fights—not a bully, nor a braggart nor a fool. A fearless man is one who, under all. circumstances, will do right as he sees the right, lpt -Most people are honest. Most people keep their word. Don’t be | distrustful of everyone. Few peo- ' pie betray a trust that is imposed upon them. Men who are hujii&it are honest all along the line. Politi cal honesty is s iractimes put in a class by itself. It should hot be. Thomas W. Lawson, the Boston millionaire, says: “The condition promising the largest measi.ro of success to a young man making his start,in the world is poverty. It is the greatest heritage a man can have. ' I do not mean ignorant, helpless poverty, that cares noth ing for the fnture, but self-respect ing poverty.” Pnrents do not visit the public schools near enough. Wc dare say that you have never been inside the school your child attends. Six hun dred children given away every year in Chicago. They are given away by parents too poor to keep them— given away that they may have the care and comforts they could not have at home. The tallest man in the world is Machnow, a Russian. He is at present the most popular and well known man in all the select socie ties of Europe. Recently at a party given in Berlin by the chancellor of tbcempire, Count von Buelow, the Keep your moWera, rakes and other tools out of tho weathej. The surplus horses on many farms oat up 1 the profits. Thoro aro noarly 6,000,000 farms in tho United States, the average size being 140 aores. England is suffering from tho most serious failure of tho potato orop in twenty-five years. In tho Santa Clara Valley, Cali fornia, five square milos aro devoted to tho raising of onion seeds. Ono hour of today is worth two of tomorrow, especially sinoo one does not know whether he will have tomorrow. Farmers of the far west regard Johnson grass as a highly valuable grasB for hay, and say it lifts the mortgages. In these days when good bboks aro so cheap, would it not be a good idea for every fanner to invest a part of his oarnmgs in books on tho oare and treatment of eaoh farm animal? To ronow tho vitality of a Hook it is not necessary to orols-breed and itfake them mongrels. Better got males ot a different strain or family , of the same variety. ' Have yon over gone through your stable with a broom, sweeping tho dust and cobwebs down that aoou- mulato in the vaoant corners? It looked muoh better after you did so. It does not always follow that when wo figure up our bank account wo aro counting our blessings. It takes something more than dollars and oen ts to make a man happy/ ! At present essence of roses is al most the only artiole exported to the United States from Bulgaria, and agricultural machines are al most the only direot imports from the United States. An Amerioan told an Italian far mer that the women do not work in tho! fibldfl- in ’ this ^countryl “No,’ ’ replied the Italian, “but they w;ork in f^aotones, whiCh is worsq.” In answer to an advertisement, ‘ifiew'td get rich, a rWer-failing scheme; price o.ie dollar,” a Now Jersey man received this secret; Save your money, .and do not an swer advertisements like this one.” Balt regularly. Many do not do this, but wait a week or two and then give the cattle all the salt they will eat. Being hungry for it, they are apt to overdo the matter. .Salt possesses medicinal qualities. Use it carefully for that reason. In cases where horses have been ted a long time on gram and begin to run down without any apparent cause, it is a good plan to give them the run of a box stall and feed hay cut finely and well mixed with mo lasses. Give from one pint to one quart of molasses on the hay three times a day. Now is a good time to plan that farm garden. Map out just what you will do when the tune comes. Looking ahead is the way to meet problems as they, present themselves. Such a garden is a hank from which the consequences be what they may. |He is 10 feet 6 inches tall, .ladies went into raptures over him. the family can draw dividends from January to December.