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PERT PARAGRAPHS. Often tbe beggar who asks for n quarter would be men than Ratislled ’A deaf and dumb man talks with hts With a dime, hands, but a woman similarly afflicted — can carry on quito a line of conversa- Time spent In looking out of the wln- tlon with her eyes. dow Isn’t wasted If you happen to see — a fat man slip on a banana peel. When It comes to paying taxes It — takes a hero to be u true patriot As a mntter of fact, very few young — men are actually kicked by the girl's Those girls who delight In bossing father. a man believe in long engagements. — . THEV ARE MONE f-MAKERS, Try a putting of our Peerless Brown Leghorn eggs. They are brorl with espeoial caro to greatest egg production. Would advise order ing at once as early hatched ehioks arc tho most vigorous. Choice eggs, per sitting of 15, $1.25 f. 0. b. Pas cal. A 1 dress MIbS FLORA MORRIS, Peerless Dairy Farm, Paschal Hog Orion Remedy for sale by .Tas Williams, Route 4, Vienna Ga. Send $1 for formula and family right. It is guaranteed. Beer, used in this county since Juno with perfect satisfaction. Can give oforenco. Not the Buttons. The buttons on the soldier's breast That charm tho weaker sex In brilliant line no brighter shine Than on the mnn who cheeks I-Ici baggage or the ones that gleam Upon the porter coy. It's not the brass that wins the lass', It is the soldier boy: We say that buttons win her eye And captivate her heart, But we must own that brass ulons Cnn't always play the part. The ticket taker on tho cars, Tho gas collector, too, Have brass to burn, but they can't turn Her head like boys In blue. It's not the buttons; It's the man. It’s not the uniform That wins her glance and gives a ohanos Her heart to take by storm. File on the buttons three rows deep On some great, awkward jay, And she will take one glanco and malco A rapid get away. Perhaps If be were asked to pass a Sml service examination the Innocent bystander would not be as Innocent as be looks. ARDNER HOUSE H. N. GARDNER, Propritor RATE $1 DAY, First olass table. Rooms nicely furnished, Porter at all trains, four patronnged solicited. Montezuma, Ga. CITY BARBER SHOP. Wnen in tho city plcaso call at the oity Barber shop, get a hair out, shave, shampoo and face massagr, clean towels, sharp razors and polite attention a specialty. Did you ever see a self made man on whom you would not like to put a few finishing touches? PERT PARAGRAPHS. WANTED— FAITHFUL PERSON to oall on rotnil trade and agents for manu- factoring lumen having well-established business; local territory; iraight aalnry i,20 paid weekly and expanse' money ad. vanced; previous experience unnecessary, position permanent; business rucoessfUl Enclose Boll-addressed envelope. Superin tendent Travelers, 606 Motion Building, Chicago, on the back fences. ! Why Is it promoters never come _ ! around and ask you to take stock lu n Knowing how to make money and 00,11 mine? making money are two quite different propositions. A few judicious killings lu the early part of the season appear to greatly improve the llavor of tho ponch crop. A good name In Russia Is one that contains all of tbe letters of the alpha bet When a man has a good bond for poetry he has good feet for Ills poems. When civilization has finally tri umphed, the swords will be beaten into plowshares nud the dogs of war ground Into snusage. Did you ever notice that tho mnn who has an Icehouse also has a nice house? Though marriages are made In heav en It does not take tho contracting par ties very long to get away. You think that war Is what Sherman said when It makes your living coat more without Increasing your salary. Nothing pays ns well on the original Investment as a good jolly. With all of our Ingenuity wo can never hope to compete with Canada lu the manufacture of blizzards. j In the matter o( their own career few are willing to judge the futurq by the past • After a few years in a boarding house a mnn Is resigned to matrimony. Sometimes the strongest man cnnnix raise n dollar. It Is well to hold the same political viows as the man from whom yon wish to borrow money. , No one but a beauty doctor can safe ly tell a girl that she might be better looking. It Is hard to convince a woman that gray hair Is becoming to her. Would It bo right to call a distiller a corn doctor? One peculiarity that all new religions have In common is the assessment fea ture. A woman thinks that any man who tells her that sho Is beautiful has the making of a groat man, j Uncle Sam thinks that ho is enough of n surgeon to perform nn operation i on the isthmus. The charge of the Light brigade was nothing to the strenuous charge of some tailors you may know. When a real bright nurse has the ! caro of a wealthy man hts relatives may as well bo resigned. A wise ihtiri will not teach a girl to Secondhand advice Is a drug on tho | skate unless he Is engaged to her or market. There is such a large supply ' expects to be. of new advice going to waste. _ — Clocks are great on the strike, but While you may not be able to tell how . fortunately they never strike for an old an egg is, you can perhaps tell how | eight hour day. y cling itlsn’I j _ — i Some men are better than others be- Often a man of little consequence as- I c&UHQ they are not found out sumes an undue Importance if he is the j father of a pretty girl. It does not require very skillful gen eralship to lead a pretty girl Into a pho tograph gallery. The fltANKL.iN Typewriter A Standard Machine, $75. Write to E. F. BUMPUS, Washington, D. C. The man who has been disappointed In love does not fiy In a rage when he reads that a frost has killed tho orange blossoms. One thing pfdVdbing about the new and costly metal radium Is that it will not do to fill teeth. 4 .itmV't i*ut nit ikit ii til Hi ctitiit* ktifiny I lijm in lit ittijg titikt ii pltte In ittti it A The Dress Qoo^ the choicest pro- ductoin. Gentlemen will find my clothing to be of the best that can be made Stoves and Ranges A solid car load of ranges, cooking. and heating stoves of the most cele brated makes to be found on the market, and every one guaranteed to do good service. Sewing Machines Why pay the profit to a wagon salesman when you can get a better one for half the money here? Hardware Stock is the most complete in this sec ti c i Cf and is selling jjfc nrices that defy competition Furniture. fly furniture is ii reach all, as the prices will con vince you at a glance. Shoes! Shoes! My Shoe line is complete and excels in quality and in quantity. Underwear and Hosiery that will meet your approval in prices as well as quality. Need a Trunk?] Call on us for the best se lection. Suitable for all, Crockery, Glass. ware and house turmX ing for ail, and at ,2. h ' to suit the times *** Hats and Caps For every one at unusu ally low prices. Agricultural implements, wagons and buggies at lowest prices. Sash, Doors, Blinds, Nails and building material generally. and polite Treatment and Honest Dealings, For Courteous Montazuma, Ga