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PERT PARAGRAPHS,
Sometimes a man wishes the married
knot was not.
Even though they nre made of-wors
ted they are kid gloves If they are
children’s size.
The man on a
spree does not
count the costs.
The judge tends
to that.
Silence is goid-
en, but you can’t
collect on It.
Something In It.
"Do you think there Is anything In
phrenology?”
• “Yes. I think there is a living In It
for the professors.”
Since slippers were made to be worn
on the feet, the smnll boy thinks they
Bhould be used for that purpose.
If you succeed In beating another
inan’s game do not become Inflated and
go back to show him how you did it.
In a competition 'for the meanest
landlord there are few men who would
not want to enter the man to whom
they pay rent.
When a man’s mother-in-law is worth
a million he thinks the newspaper jokes
on the subject are positively stupid.
Crying is the cheapest form of amuse
ment in which a woman can Indulge.
When a man gets the mitten from a
girl it generally pinches.
Even though.a man Is comfortably
settled on Easy street he Is apt to And
some flaws in the pavement.
The only difference between pants
and trousers is the price.
We have not the combined testimony
of Solomon’s wives that he was the
wisest man who ever lived.
The man who tries to learn to skate
after he is thirty makes a hit both with
the ice and the spectators.
A Fable,
One day there was a Nice Little Boy,
twenty-seven years of Age, who had
never been out of his Mother’s Sight
except when It was Necessary for her
to attend a Social Function where Chil
dren were not Allowed.
, He was not Permitted to Associate
| with other boys Lest he should learn
j to say “Oh, Fudge!" and such Naughty,
( Naughty words. His Mother Super-
I vised the Purchase of his Chewing
Gum and bis Neckties and Bcsoluteiy
Kept Designing Women at Bay.
In every way he was a Model Youth,
end ho could play authors with almost
Judging from its qualities, you should
buy ice at the hardware store, but
trom Its price at the drugstore.
After a man has tried his theories-on
two or three he does not know ns much
about raising boys os he did when he
Started.
It Is free to go Into a lawyer's office,
but look out for tho getting out.
THEY ARE MONEY-MAKERS,
Try a sotting of our Peerless
Browu Leghorn eggs. They are bred
with especial care to greatest egg
production. Would advise order
ing at onoo as early hatched chioks
are the most vigorous. Choioo eggs,
per Bitting of 15, $1.25 f. o. b. Pas
cal. A idress
MISS FLORA MORRIS,
Peerloss Dairy Farm, Paschal
Ga.
The reason some men never get along
Is because they take their own advice.
More Utility,
Oh, when you have a friend In jail
Don't come around with mournful tala
Or with a ven yveot bouquet
To help him paas the time away
And lonely moments to beguile,
For he would much prefer a file.
Human Intelligence. True, ho Chafed
under tho Bestraint and Longed to get
Out and Shout for the Aldermanlc Can
didate, but he had boon Too Well
Brought Up to allow his Mother to
Suspect that he was not Contented.
One day his Mother Acquired Nerv
ous ProBtration, and she was Ordered
to go to the Mountains All By Herself,
Though She Hated to leave her Boy
alone, yet the Order was Imperative;
so, giving him some Good Advice and
a few Dollars, she Departed with Few
Misgivings.
As soon as she was Out of Hts Sight,
he gave a Soft Whoop and Stnrted for
the Corner where Some Men wor$ Talk
ing Politics. He Joined In the Dis
cussion, and in an Altercation that Fol
lowed His Blood was Aroused and >ho
Slapped Another Boy on the Wrist
Quito Vigorously.
Moral.—When Mamma’s Boy Breaks
Loose be Is apt to bo a Terror.
When a man does not know how to
swear, a balky horse will put him next
Gambling Is an easy wny to got mon
ey—for the man who owns the game.
It Is getting so that the politicians
will have to be bidding for the votes
of those who have been operated on for
appendicitis.
Making bricks without straw Is prob
ably something like manufacturing
Vreakfast food without hay.
Cheaper grades of butter are probably
made from milk given by tho strongest
cows.
No, Susie, patent insides on country
papers are not called so on account of
tho patent medicine advertisements
they contain.
Learn to say no. You never know
when you will bnmp against n bill col
lector. •
A man may have the best of Inten
tions and not know what a Unger bowl
Is for.
A Dry Reign.
Although the farmers have a fit
And of dry winds oomplafn,
, % It doesn’t help the drought a bit
S A
Although a king may reign.
Also a Professor,
"It la wonderful what expert sleight
of hand men .ean do.”
“Yea. Indeed. Still I do not' consider
It much of a trick. I was once engaged
Will Get Over lb
"How old Is Maud?"
"I don’t know, but she must be pretty j toTwo gWs aTthe slime "time ”
young. She said she wotAd not marry 1
a man who smokes.''
Hop; Cholera Remedy for sale by
.Tas Williams, Route 4, Vienna Ga.
Send $1 for formula and family
right. It is guaranteed. Been
used in this eounty since June with
perfect satisfaction. Can give
eference.
CITY BARBER SHOP.
Wnen in the city please call at
the city Barber shop, got a hair out,
shave, shampoo and faoe massagr,
olean towels, sharp razors and polite
attention a specialty.
n PAT I. 1. FARE a*» man Wft
GARDNER HOUSE
H. N. GARDNER, Propritor
RATE $1 DAY,
First olass table. Rooms nioely
furnished. Porter at all trains.
Your patronaged solicited.
Montezuma, Ga.
WANTED —FAITHFUL PERSON -
to call on retail trad# and agonts for manu
facturing house having well-established
business; local torritory; straight salary
$20 paid weokly and oxpenBO money ad
vanced; previous experience unnecessary
position permanent; business tuccossful
Enclose soil-addressed onvelopo. Superin
tendent Travelers, 605 Monon Building.
Chicago. fc
Depends on the Wife.
' "No one l—c a coward will beat his
wife.
"No one but a man of rare courage
would bent some wives that I know.”
The man who cannot marry a beauti
ful girl often finds one who ,1s wealthy i
a very satisfactory consolation prize. I
No man figures It as an offset tho j
pleasure he had in the society of the.|
confidence man while he was being ]
ttiken In.
The FRANKLIN Typewriter.
A Staneard Machine, $75.
Write to E. F. BUMPUS, Washington, D. C.
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The Dress Good
re cf the choicest pro-
ductoin. Gentlemen will
find my clothing to be of
the best that can be made
Shoes! Shoes!
My Shoe line is complete
and excels in quality and
in quantity.
Hats and Caps.
For every one at unusu
ally low prices.
Stoves and Ranges
A solid car load of ranges,
cooking and heating
stoves of the most cele
brated makes to be found
on the market, and every
one guaranteed to do good
service.
Need a Trunk?!
Call on us for the best se
lection. Suitable for all.
Agricultural
implements, wagons'and
buggies at lowest prices.
Sewing Machines
Why pay the profit to a
wagon salesman when
you can get a better one
for half the money here?
Furniture.
riy furniture is ii reach
all, as the prices will con
vince you at a glance.
Sash, Doors,
Blinds, Nails and building
material generally.
Hardware Stock
is the most complete in
this section of the state,
and is selling at prices
that defy competition.
Underwear and
Hosiery that will meet
your approval in prices as
well as quality.
Crockery, Glass
ware and house furnish
ing for all, and at prices
to suit the times.
For Courteous and polite Treatment and Honest Dealings, Cal on
3.8. BaVAHeSH,
Montazuma, Gal
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