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4 ) Tt dies not require n bright man to be able to. take, a voca tion witbout pay. Any one who thinks that fools and children tell the truth Is not very Inti mately acquainted with children. No man can be really eccentric on a dollar n day. As between beauty and the beast, It Is sometimes easier living with the beast. Marriage is'not always war; often It la an armed truce. No woman thinks that her picture does her justice. It Is easier for a woman to live with a man without a heart than a man without a stomach. The secrets of a secret society are not half so-wonderful after you know them. When a woman Is dressed to kill, the fool killer should nt once be notified. If yon want to borrow money of a man tell him that be can sing. It Is hard to respect old age in an «gg. % If nature never made n mistake It would only send earthquakes into hick- Accidents will happen, but not If a man has a paid up accident Insurance policy. On the day after Christmas the aver- GEO W -WDOTEN Lawyer, nea New law office on Cotton sir. court house. Will ictiue in a. u- courts of the state and in federal courts o) Macon ana oavsnnsk. Viaxsa, tie The fellow who could have prevented the whole thing Is always miles away When nn accident happens. ory nut countries at the time the crop age man Is ccrtuln that Santa Claus Is was ripe. : no mind reader. D L HENDERSON. Lawyer, Will pm ti <• r all th<- coun coa • Office in 3iov building. VlRNNA Barber Shop. For clt v rk, call on Walter Leonard At. Charlie Powell's old stand in tba McDonald >block. We do every tiling smooth and nice in our line. Prudence and wisdom have been crowded away from a great many coun cil fires, and their places bavo been taken by nerve and gall. When a woman can't tbink of any- tilling else to do sbe rctrlms ber bat. Investigating committees seem to have a great affinity for limelight. Ability to judge wbcu It la bcBt to be among those not present Is a large fac tor In many a man's success. Some people have no more Idea of the vuJne of tlmo than a pig has of porphyry. When a boy gets spanked be has to take bis mother's word for It that It hurts her too. A woman may bo ablo to reach high 0, paint on china, preside at a club and still be able to darn stockings. Girls are slip because they have seen too little of the world; youths are shy because they havo seen too much of It. A man will never fall In love unless there Is a woman somewhere in his vkdnlty. A fire alarm Is a great levelcr of so da! distinctions. The only way to beat a gambler Is to use a club. Borne laws are made to be obeyed and some to hold up n trust. When material things become In vial bio some people might think It a mir acle, but It Is ordinarily called a pull, No Other Way. Cheer upt It may not all be so. Cheer up nnd ohes r,»o your frown. Choor up, cheer up, because, you know. You cannot well cheer down. It Is a Live One. “Do you think that minerals have lifer "There Is the live wire, you know." Chickens do not always come home , Did you over notice that borrowing to roost when a colored man Uvea a neighbors are much more objectionable mile or two down the road. ! W® loaning neighbors? While a lazy man may be certain that bis affliction Is caused by a germ, he Is not anxious to havo the doctors locate It and drive It away. Often the most slothful man delights In rushing the can. If ho laughs best who laughs last, the Englishman must laugh best, for he Is the last to see the point of a joke. When the devil finds work for Idle hands, tt la apt to be a pleasanter task than the foreman of the section gang, for Instance, might find for them. Every man should learn to tell the truth. It la convenient at time* to know how. It Is the other fellow'* business to make you think that you can beat his game. A newly married couple buy a full set of chairs, though they do not see What use tliby will ever have for but i people think that it will bo lm- for the man to go to heaven who eats with his knife. Before a man marries he lets a girl have her owh way because he has to. A heart If chlscry. TT baft as the no other piece of me nd break Is never as tt some congressmen told their con stituents just what they thought of them, they might not have a chance to go back to congress. When a man wants to make a New Year’s resolution that he can keep he swears oft swearing off. If a man has the last word It does him no good, because the woman la asleep by that time. People who live In glass should pall down the bflnls. houses We cannot take any of our wealth with us when we die except the filling in our teeth. Sweet Silence. I sit, and Silence comforts me. Tho worries of the daytime cease. From care and trouble wholly free. For Silence always brings me peace. The smoke of my beloved cigar - Floats upward on the ev'nlng elr; Comes no discordant nets to Jar Our sweet communication there. It must provoke our multobllllon- nlres that the earth Is so awkward a shape for fencing. To got the best rosults why not put a corn doctor at the head of the agricul tural department? Would you call kissing free trade or reciprocity? It 1* a lucky man who can smoke the year round cigars as good as those his wife gives him at Christmas. No patent medicine man takes his own medicine. He can afford to hire a loctor. How still the shadows of the night. How calm the dory of tffie stars That shine serene and clear and bright Llko headlights on celestial cars I Now, do not think that I'm, forsooth, A chap who holds his kind a bore. Ah, no; I am a modest youth,. And Sllenoe Is the girl neat door. i Had Him There. “Do you bellove in marriage?" asked the surly old bachelor of the sweet young thing. "Yes; do you?" she asked. "No. It makes pessimists of men." "You certainly have no reason to fear It" murmured the sweet young thing. F. E. WILLIAMS, Fhjsieian and Surge-n. ieuna, Ga. Office over Walton Bros store. Oils promptly a.too led, day and • i-jiit Night calls answered Irani Robert Hotel. M WHITEHEAD DUNflbT. . DR C T STOVALl, Vienna, Ga. Office in rear of drug store, J night rails promptly attended. ' , K. On. • cm.- •» G i don Jor.e & .joNES, ’onle® W* An niej v IENNA, W ill I’rac. . in FEW, « Law, GEORGIA. 11 the Courts, G. v, Pushi .1 11. Bubbbx BUr BEE A BUSBEE, yV-H'TV Ik. juadred lion free in our (dliue work. am/ rip BIVINS & MOBLEV T T Bivins, m d. HA Moblm Physicians and Burgeons, IfiT’Ualls promptly answers • V iinna, Ga,* No matter how large the output coal la always going up—In smoke. You may lead a horse to water, but you ennnot make him drink. When you lead a man to the bar he will gen orally do the rest. Love's Triolet ■ho glanced at mo with starlit eyes That plereed my brsodlng darkness through. Before such glances trouble files; Bhe glanced at me with starlit eyes, And Love flashed In and mode me wise; He showed me what a man should do. ■he glanced at me with starlit ayes That plorced my brooding darkness through. Doubtless the burglar eould tell tho ball player that ho would bo more suc cessful if be would try to steal hlB buses after night. Perhaps tho man who Insists on be ing cremated wants to have a warm finish. Anyway a man may get some satis faction by glvlDg the lawn mower a kick ns he passes It with u hod of coal. He Was Up to Date. "How many ounces In a pound7" asked the teacher. “Troy, avoirdupois or grocers’ weight?" Inquired the boy who hud seen a little of the world outside the schoolroom. A Low Neck Affair. "Are you going to tho ball?” "I have nothing to wear." "Tlmt will lie groat. The other worn on will die of envy." Even when a girl proposes to a man she is just sniurt enough to make him think that he Is doing it. A child Is a natural born rebel, but It only takes It a year or two to dis cover .that Its father Is the larger of the two. * There must be grim satisfaction In It tor the hdnfe wl — whe has to pull nn quto- mofaOe te the repair shop. The man whoso only boolis are wom an’s looks would got along fuster If he had a few checkbooks oa well. If nil flesh Is grass, why Isn’t dried beef hay? All a man has to do who wants thir teen different diseases Is to call In thir teen different doctors. No wise man will wear a celluloid collar when lie starts out to havo a hot time. A billposter Is a superstitious man. Ho believes In signB. Not the Price of One. “I fear Jenkins Is leading a double Hfe." “Hardly. He only gets $12.60 a week." Her One Pot, She did not want a parrot near, A cat she held in scorn. But sh« bad ono pot that was da A very tender corn. Some Mistake. "Here Is a man 100 years old who never smoked, chewed or drank." "I’ll bet ho can't show the records of his birth.” Makes a Difference. "Do you tbink that majorities are always right?" "Yes, If I happen to he with the ma jority.” You Have Mel Him. Though merriment may bubble o'or. Though laughter be jn»JT eptll, A man may smile, and smile some more. And b# a dontlot still. ' K > 5 ) 5 2 | - - - ■ ( Love la about the only-thlnfl that can divert cigar money Into the savings bank. The man who thinks that he could keep money If lie hud It does not kDow how many people live just by taking money away from folks who think thal way.. When a wise man is lu love ho will let his rlvnl take the girl out when she wants to learn liow to skate. DBS. EDGE* McARVHUIt corpelx, axunaiA, iPBpocipl treatment of clir Georgia Southern & Florida Ry. Local Time Table. Effective Jan., 5 ,1905, REaD down y Mi 4 8(> 6 ll> COM quo or,7 718 7 40 7 60 8 08 8 06 0 21 0 0" 0 43 J0 40 P ii ;.'i> rt> A.Al A. Si. 12 46 ":C1 2:26 2:42 3:16 3:60 4:10 4:21 4:26 6:06 6-10 6.47 6:29 7:06 7 20 7:44 8; 20 am 6:16 6:40 1 20 2 10 2 29 2 47 1 10 1 15 2 01 2 01 10- 3 ;;i 3 44 ■ 40 •1 36 •.i 46 6 25 610 6 60 712 .82 8 10 iTOXP — 1 1 A. IP. oi. Mnn n A. 1 < 10 Kaf , ■ L l -12 2 . rovi ) ! ’ Vi n ... 1 tJ Viei i 20 vordrii , l 1 10 A ?)•' '! 12* ' ovth 'I 1 U j. lih-i -'1 105 til •1 -0 £■ 0 2.0 1 45 T-tat - - nrx parks ■ Adel A r. Vulci-tti 1 • -Jlow “ Fargo StM p m 4 45 When a kiss Is stolen the loss Is very seldom reported to the police. (1.2B 7:00 7:44 8o8 0 : »2 0 10 0:66 i.0-'01 10315 » tn 6 63 0 29 7-10 7 52 - 16 8 30 0 05 0 10 0 60 n ,n v raw tied Jacksos* 11 '# ‘ v 12 34 I'" 112 06 J' v (|l 51 } jV | I ’- 05 H 1. 00 H 0 21 958 M 8 38 .137 Lv| u jo A| 7 44 ’:0-l Valdo.t, '.ik» P 12:18 1 -01 0:17 11:15 :05 - 2d 9:44 •>-<M 3. XI 7:50 “ Jaap ir y niti< Bpriugs U • i . Lake Bailor ,v “PW" thty “ 11 l .m pi. or; “ Grau-lins F.orthomo Ar. I’alatka If men had to buy water by the glass would they drink too much of It? HAWKINS - ILLE & FLORIDA SCL'TI.HIN RAIL V . S' PIN t. i-ELT ROUTE Lo'-al Tima Tab e in Effect Nov. 29, 1903 North Bound Sounli Bound g|?g‘ Do-< «!r H -...= I =2 • V| Nos. 3 and 4 are Macon and ,1m kninvillc, . r.d .Damn and Titioti, enroot,e ' Nos, 1 anc 2 are solid CIohcIi between Macon and Jacksonville WM.OHECKLKY 8HAW Vice-Pros. Macon, Ga J. H. RAFFTERY, D. P. A., Jacksonville, Fla , 1 11,1 ——— Lv m m 10 62 P TO 10*50 10 -- to ■>.} Lv *' •>.> 9 51 9; la Ev 9 13 • o c T, v 8 56 Lv 8 13 Lv 7 50 7-28 r, v r 35 7:03 5 ,3 6:”& 0 48 6:24 r W 6 16 6:3c R . 1- m A -.1 [1 25 031 n 59 9 39 o 10 8*0 8 29 8 14 8 08 7 30 7 04 6 62 6 16 COO a tn , V. ’ „ . 1 * ar or rnoepers oottieon r.d cun 1 u.min Buffet Drawing Room Sleepers between 3 between Ji.cl.eoimhn and St, LouW Mo. «mi Chicago I" d:d train, between Macon and Pulatka, and curries Through Through C.B. RHODES Gen’l Pass. Agt LEON A. BELL, D. A. P. Atlanta, Ga. Atlantic &BirmifjghamR. R Stations •vj k Hi 1 O r ! 7 0 718 7 26 7 30 7 40 760 800 9 06 9 12|8.. 9 25 9 84 9 46 10 00 t0 06 10 1# 6 63 6 58 8 67 900 904 Worth Dinner Miinglers A mboy DavLville. Waltertville 6 48 Dm: b'u Run 6 46 Kuril 6 40 Alapsha U’vr Steele Ar. Pitta Lv.6 SO Lv. Pitts Arfl 16 Ausley 010 Rooky Point Pope City Barton Pineview Finleyson. Mashburn Millerville Wallace 6 48 6 42 6 38 5 88 626 12 37 4.12 ! 2 3314106 i 2 2t 14H)0 12.6 860 12 20:340 1210 12 06 12 00 1188 11 82 1128 1128 1110 r. I Chancy' • 0 40 4 3010 06 HawkiasvilltS JO 11 CO 180 CONNECTIONS. Hawkimville—With Southern * Wrightsville fc Tennille E.B By., and — 2 Pitts—JViih Seibourd Air Lia» It fe a pour man who cannot bo tap- J Double 5*a-With AtUsiio & Blmiag. ped for BdvCse at moat any part of bb • bass SaUroad. anatomy or *t any Hnae of day, { VV srth—Wttka*orgiaS*«th«»a * Fl*rW» Time Trble Effective May. 1,1904 A LI. TRAINS DA1LV. IV A YCROSf 1 O Vi ON 'i l.EXlM * "\ bTAllONS. 1 8 6 Montezuma Bymmville Lilly Vienna Cordele Double Run liebeJcn Fitzgerald 6 60 am 6 26 am 6 15 Bin B 88 um 7 06 am 740 am 7 6" am It 30 am 110 pm 1 32 pm 142 pm 1 65 pm 220 pm 266 pm * 6" pm 8 45 pm 6 00 pm 6 82 pm 6 46 pm 6 08 pm 6 80 pm Ujion Moultrie Thomasville 600 pm 6 22 pm 7 86 pm Wray, Ambrose, Douglas, iVioholls, 9 02 m 9 08 um 9 31 am 800 am 4lSp - 426 pm 4 62 put 5 25 pm Thalmand Brunswick 12 89 pin 130 pm Way cobs 6 86 pm ( Exellent THrough tichedales and Agent on Line Vienna Lilly Byromville Montezuma 7 16 am 7 42 nm 8 00am 8 16 am 8 45 am squire of any GEORGE DOLE WADLEY, ALEX BONNYMAN, Vice President and General Manager. Superintecdant H. O. MoFADDKN, J. G. KNAPP, Gen'l Freight and Passenger Agent. Traveling Frt. and Pass. Ag J.J. MIIAIGAN, Agent, Vienna, Ga. General Ways rose «a \XHo/sr/NC. r Pr'tN f