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THE FELLOWS WHO DON'T CAUGHf. A Remarkable Woman. Sho hasn't exactly a clear, brilliant mind; She-doesn't exhibit acumen. Her equal at logic It’s not hard to And, ThlB very remarkable woman. At whist she Is certainly apt to talk out Whenever the trump Is elusive. When winning she really Is tempted to , . shout, Her Joy It so full und effusive. Bke spends all the money that times to „ TTerTiariar «Isr husband oft finds her coercive. Of hotteehold economy, you understand. She'fi dearly, distinctly subversive. A paragon she to her husband seems, though. No quarrel Is ever fomented. She never, no, never, says, "I told jrgu so." And so he Is deeply contented. You never hear of the bank cashier Who borrows a tlily stun To dip In wheat or buck the street And gather a private crumb. If ho succeed.'; and Ills mlsflee'as To Hskl uro never brought, It's evermore plain stilling for The man who isn't caught. The statesman who Is ever true i make a deal A bunch of coin to raise— Unless, perchance, same circumstance Threw him a shady prise— If no one knows, do you suppose He'll ever make them wise? Tlio absence of slitrifl sale no tices in the different papers shows well for the slate. The men are learning to go with out their coats and women are learn ing to lespcot them for it. The barbeoue in Cordate ji eftevday was as fine as you ever poked a fork whoVouldn't steSi P or n into. And plenty ot other good victuals and the Cordele people en- • joyed giving their friends a good time. There was plenty of free lemonade and tree soda water and a nice crowd was there to enjoy it. Dr. R, M. Carlisle's L & B kills the germs of all diseases by enhaling and drinking the same. Also take a dose of Carlisle’s Liver Pills onoo a week and eat anything you want, and grow fat and happy. DR. R. M. CARLISLE & CO, ‘ 410 Poplar St. Macon, Ga. For sale by all druggists. G«l’ The trusted Judge who would not budge A half Inch, If at all, ' ... - Piles up the dough |n brinks, although His salary GsmalJ, You would not^prlnt the faintest hint That JusUcu could bo bought. I do not Bay It goes that way; I know he Isn't caught. And so It goes, when no one knows Just what la In the breeze, That some who wear a pious air And live a life of ease Aro honored and accounted grand - And not of common clay, And win applause and fame because They made their get-away. Not For Her. “Fanny, sweetest of women,” ex claimed the impulsive young Guy Du Point, "long have I wished for this op portunity to pour my soul nt your feet." "Don’t do It,” replied the beautiful girl In alarm, looking wildly about for a high place. "I haven’t got my rub bers on." "You do not understand,” said the young man sadly. “I spoke only in metaphor. You nro the light of my life.” “Go easy, there. I don't allow people to make fun of my red hair.” "Don’t Jest; -Fanny. You nro nil the world to me. Let us understand each other.” “Very well, since you insist You are not even the man in the moon to me.” t. *T|avqI a rival?” he asked fiercely. , "No, child, W you Have an arrival due you at your happy home in JusJ. fifteen minutes. Tell your ind to put you to bed with hot brteks at your feet, and-you will feel better in the morning.” AnO the. haughty young thing swept from the room. You can prove It by the fiddler that those who dance sometimes forget to pay him. The microbe Is po respecter of per sons. Winter always makes a bit when It packs its trunk. Some men keep ont of debt be cause no one will ' trust them. The breast of the goose bone must have taken a courso In physical culture last summer. What a Joke the microbes most have considered It on the human race dur tng all the thousands of years in which they .were not discovered. L How happy the mule, would be if he could kick like some men whose daily conversation it is his misfortune to ho obliged to listen to. Hevrr mI Met*n. L -.tuea la frames no->is .tasty ot sS? •rhe-liver the teapwafin-t Is at Baa tfei.«ing poln' or above The commercial deriiopment of peat bags la gaining some attention fai Hey England as well as in Bltocto am* A gasoline engine boom oeema to he on. Many Danners report enthusiastic ally on them through the various farm . papers. Poor Ben Davis! Not a few peeple think they see his finish, j It is reported that American capital- tots have bright 2,000,000 acres of farming land in northwest Ontario oh which they will settle about UNO fatu ities from New England and opm parts ot the United States. ; U-* Sweet Silence. X sit, and Silence comforts me. The worries of the daytime c From care and trouble wholly free. For Silence always brings ms pesos. The smoke of my beloved cigar Floats .upward on the ev*nlng sir; Comes np discordant note to Jar Our sweet communication -there. How still the shadows of ths sight. How calm the glory of the stars That shine serene and dear and bright Like headlights on celestial -coral Now, do not thjpk that I'm, forsooth, A chap who holds his kind a bore. Ah, no; I am a modest youth. And Silence Is the girl next door. It fajita 1 9 Jf„ mou L ^ x ? fcivo is tIl ° original lemon modleine. table and e ther harml08S *>ut powerful voge- ’° ingredients, is a safe, Bura and apoedy euro for Indigestion, Constipation, Torpid Liver, Headache. ntomL°tl e „ a . n ,? 0 >® tho , !, y atem f| nil Impurities, tones up tho order— H to «’ W* tho 1,ver , Bnd kld novs In porfeot in short makes you new.” It is gentle but nromnt and poworful m notion, pleasant to take and always reHablo! LAMAR, TAYLOR & RILEY DRUG CO., Manufacturers, Macon, Ga. m y. Fable of the Boys Who Came, Up to • Expectations. Once there was a very Naughty Boy who Smoked Olgarettes, swore Great Oaths and Swiped Apples from the Or charda of the Honest Farmers. He was so De praved that the neigh bors Had No Use For Him unless they could rent him nt Bo Much Per Hour ns a Horrible Example for their own Sons. JEverybody Predicted that BUI -Iones would Go to the Bnd, and ono Man kept his Mouth FJ.xefl. t2. S*>y “1 Told You So!” your In nnd I yjwl' r<ii 2? tlmt Ue would ko Johnnv in *M spot the Pit's!' Time that BUI Jones should get pitched. Good T^ltoe Girls held their Fingers In their Ears and crossed to tho Other Bide of the Street as he come Swag gering Along Practicing the Latest Swear Words. It must he Confessed, However, that Bill waB a Great Favor ite with the Boys, who secretly Wished they Darod bo as Wicked. On the Other Hand, Harry Brown, who lived Hard By, was known Far and Wide as a Good Boy. His parents never had to Reprimand Him, and ev ery one Predicted for him a Bright Fu ture. He was Studious In School and Courteous to his Teacher, and, Above All, be never Smoked Cigarettes. No matter how much he Desired it, he nl- ways said, “No, Thank You," when asked to have a Second Pleco of Pie. As Time Went on and they Grew Roller Harry fre quented the Y. M. O. A., while BUI Took In All the Prise Fights. One day a Farmer missed thirteen' of his favorite Hens, and the Village Policeman after a piece -of Neat Detective work arrested Bill, and be was sent to the Beform School. On the same .day Harry Secured a Position In a Bank, with Excellent Prospects' of Becoming President and Marrying the Daughter of the Leading Stockholder. Moral.—Sometimes it happens in Life the Way It Is Written In the Story Books. •— Cash Given Away to Users of LION COFF We are going to fee ffiore liberal than ever in 1904 to users of Lion Coffee. Not only will the Lion-Heads, cut from the packages, be good, as heretofore, for the valuable premiums wc have always given our customers, but in Addition to tho Regular Free Premiums the same Lion-Heads will entitle you to estimates In our $50,000.00 Grand Prize Contests, which will make some of our patrons rich men and women. You can send In as many estimates as desired. There will be TWO GREAT CONTESTS The first contest will be on the July 4th attendance at tho St. Louis World’s Fairy the second relates to 't otal Vote For President to be cast Nov. 8, 1004. &ao,ooo.oo will be distributed in oach of these contests, making $40,000.00 on the two, and, to make it still more interesting, in addition to this amount, wc will give a G van si Csvai Qtiva af &C GAG AG to the one who is nearest correct on both urann nrsi rriZO Of $VjUUUsUU contests, and thus your estimates have two opportunities of winnlngabig cash prize. Five Lion-Heads Printed blanks to Hsd Him There. “Do yon ..believe in marriage J" asked the surly old bachelor of the sweet young thing. "Ye?; do yon?" she allied. ‘T o. It mu >.b j.i-o-lmtatB of men." “Yor. certain.'. have no reason to fear IV murmured in? sweet young thing. Lcve’j TrioleU Die *1anced at me with starlit eysa That pierced > my brooding darkness through. Before such glances trouble flies; ■he glanced at me with starlit eyes. And Love flashed in and mads me wise; He showed me what a man should do. ■be glanced at me with starlit dyes That pierced my brooding darkness .through. y , >. He Was Up to. Date. “How many ounces In a poundT” asked the teacher. . . "Troy, avoirdupois or grocers’ wrightr inquired the bey who hod ■sea a BMe of the world outside tbs cut from Coffee a cent stamp entitle you (in addition to the reg ular free premiums) to one vote in either contest; Mj w WORLD’S FAIR CONTEST What will be the total July 4th attendance at the St. Louis World’s Fair? At Chicago, July 4,1893, the attendance wan 283,273. For neareit correct eetlmatea received In Wooleon Spice Com- pany's office, Toledo, Ohio, on or before Jnne 30th, 1904, we will give Orat prize for the neareit correct estimate, aecond prize to the next neareit, etc., etc., as follows! 1 First Prise 12,600.00 1 Second Prise 1,000.00 Prizes—1600.00 each 1,000.00 .. 1,000.00 1,000.00 1,000.00 1,000.00 2,600.00 6,000.00 2136 R1UI, TOTAL, 120,000.00. vote on found in every Lion Coffee Pack- The 2 cent stamp covers the expense of our acknowledgment to you that your es- timate is recorded. PRESIDENTIAL VOTE CONTEST > What will be the totel Popular Vote cast for Prezldent (votea for all candidate! combined) at the election November 8,1904? In 1900 election, 13.939,653 peoplo voted for President. For near «t cor rect eztlmatea received In Woolton 8plce Co.’e, office, To do. ci on or before Not. S. 1904, we will give flrzt prize for the neert-i t cor rect eatlmate, second prize to thonext nearest,ete.,ctc., r.e (cllowst 1 First Prize i Second Prise Prizes— tBOO.OO each 6 Prizes— 200.00 " IO Prises— 100.00 “ at 60 Prises— 260 Prizes— 1800 Prizes— 20.00 10.00 6.00 2136 PRIZES, 12,600.00 l.OCO.OO 1,000.00 l.OOO.CO 1,000.00 1,000.00 1.000.00 2.600.0C .6,000.00 TOTAL, *20,000.00 4279—PRIZES DUtrlbuiri to tho Publlo—aggregating $46,000.00—In addition to whleh wo shall glvo $5,000 to Oroopro* Clerks (ato particular* In LION COFFEE oasoa) waking a grand total of $50,000.00. COMPLETE DETAILED PARTICULARS IN EVERY PACKAGE OF LION COFFEE WOOLSON SPICE CO. f (CONTEST DEP'T.) OHIO TOLEDO, Mo matter bow large the output, < la always going up—la smoke. You may lead a horse to water, but you cannot make him drink; When The girl who can paddle through the spring ponds and look cheerful about ft is certainly a duck. A man may he tacking in some re- you lead a man to the her he will gen- spects nnd sriM have great ability to •rally Co the rest owe the tailor. Doubtless the bnrglar could tell the Clothes do not make the man, but , hall play Jr that h-* would be mo.3 nun- they may break him. eessful if he world try to ctcsl Mi — bases after night • ,* the tux: « lp.(f cremated rnni* . 'ntiiGta o- > * - have » warn Tun iik-ma ' . A -coi fJderah-i past of the potato. r?op this year Is wwaliuilti and should- he in Ivxi.ag Uv» stock, soya' Denver i i-.M end Farm. For borsea,, sheep and dairy rows potatoes should be sliced In a toot cutter or chopped ta a box with a sharp apade. MlDc oows -may he fed with advantage aa mMb aa itwenty-flvo pounds of- sliced potatoes -dally, hut if a greater weight than this is fed the potatoes will have, an on- „ favorable Influence on the quality «T Anyway a man may get some aatla- , tte buttec prodtw ii. Por thaee taction by giving the lawn mower a or four pounds of potatoes dally to caeki kick aa be paesea It with a hod of coal, rnember of the. flock trill prove h%hlyj _ . — . ndvantageons. Fattening abeep any Tbemn* whoje only toootoj«e worn- u tt6 u aB eight pounS\ dajq S*? I5S 1 T 0Pl<> . * io °4l heater M be w#rk boraez may be fad ten or twelve He fielded It A tramp was basking In ths sun And dreaming of bis only one, 'Far tramps have hearts, as w«U as hair, And though their lives are fires man cars , Th«y often dream of home and trite And maybe of the strenuous Ufa Boms boys at bah wars deep In play Within a pasture o’er ths way. A boll deoonndsd from the skies And struck tho tramp hot-.-'oen the sysa Whsn waUr—think of It and wt ip— Hai bvouyht tho tramp out of his stogR Ths boys oxplalned the ncetdont, Atafinlng him no tom was meant i Ci*k 5ttMrty wao u fijal. ie rr pMatlofi fit ought a M Me; ‘ ' . Lx-lt rv.plMlauoD fit ought (I rsagL —*«c4 h*: '•Vou talm rtTMiJitTooS, ’ I aba I I thoj-vniit war a vtitiAM bade towcbacfcbaofcgaa waU. dta4r«f siloed potatoes.