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VOL. III.
CLEVELAND, WHITE COUNT# GA,, FRIDAY, AUGUST 3, 1894
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ATLANTA A CHARLOTTE AIR-LINE
DIVISION.
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York nnd
leopers be
la Allnn-
htng-
Alexander, J. P. j M. B. Moore, N. P.
and J. P.
Nacooohkk—427 Dist., First Satur
days in each month, Hiram Caiman,
J. P.; j. R. Lumsden, N. P. and .T. P.
Siioal Crkuk—802 Dist., Fourth
Saturdays in each month, Juo.
Bowen, J. P.; J. A. O'Kolley, N. 1’.
and J. P.
Rr.CE Bbkrx—721 Dist., Second
Saturdays in each month, R. P. Kin-
Bey, ,T. P. j J. B. Robertson, N. P.
and J, P.
Tkhnatrk—558 Diet., Fourth Satur
days in each mouth, Jno. Mappin, J.
P.; J. C. Boll, N. P. and ,T. P.
Town Cheek—830 Dist., Third
Saturdays in each month, Hughes
Allen, j. P. ; J. E. McAfee, N. P. and
J. P.
Chattahoochee—1497 Dist., Soeond
Saturday in each month, R. E. West
moreland, .T. P.; J. H. Westmorelnud,
N. 1’. and J. P.
A BACKWARD PEOPLE.
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NTA. GA.
t. Atlanta, Oft.
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TraHlo Mn’gr.
Wnnhingtou D.O.
PIKF.CTOltY.
Ac, V. & A. M., No. 382.
CLEVELAND, OA.
Monthly communications fourth Sat
urdays at 7 i>. m.
T. Hogan, W. M.
J. 0. Bell, H. W.
J. 1). Conley, J. W.
.1. J. Kimsoy, S. D.
A. M. Dean, Trens.
S. L. Brown, J. D.
J. W. H. Underwood, See.
CHURCH DIRECTORY.
Baptist—Services every third Sun
day and Saturday before—11 o’clock
a. m. Sunday school every Sunday
morning—‘J o’clock a. in. All ure, in
vited to attend, especially non-church
members.
John J. Kimbkv, pastor.
Methodist—Services every fourth
Sunday at 11 o’clock a. in. Sunday
school at 9 a. m. All linvo a cordial
invitation to attend. Prayer meeting
at the church every Wednesday even
ing at 7 o'clock.
W. II. Siumqnb, Pastor.
ThaMexioana Still Retain Primitive
Ways.
“The inhabitants of Mexico do not
make one year's progress in n hun
dred,” said a gentleman who returned
Saturday from a visit Into the inte
rior of the country. “They still re
tain primitive ways and cling to an
cient customs which were old when
Abraham was alive. A person does
not have to go out of this continent,
to see strange life and manners.
Mexico furnishes a Held for the study
of such things that will stand com
parison with that of any other coun
try. In traveling down there re
cently, somo distance from ottr ob
jective point wo came upon a place
called San Ccdro, a beautiful stretch
of country, where n Scotch syndicate
hail put if 1,000,000 into purchasing
several hundred thousand acres and
developing it. Although the Scotch
men had one of their number as
superintendent, a Mr. Ross, they util
ize the natives for laborers. In going
around I noticed a large number of
prlmlllvo wooden plows, single-hand
ed affairs, having a beilin fully Ion or
twelve feet long. K nowing that. Euro
pean capital was hacking the on tor-
prise, I expressed my surprise t hat the
modern steel plow was not used In
stead of the clumsy awkward wooden
ones I saw. Mr, Rosa’then told mo
that ho was disgusted in hisattei.'.pts
to convert the Mexicans over to tho
llized met hods of plowing. lie
that he had furnished them with
lows, such as are used in other
Ties, Inti would Invariably have
m returned lo him with one of the
miles cut oil. Ho told mo It was
impossible to get. a Mexican to use n
double-handled plow, and Unit his
attempts had been ho futile and un
satisfactory he had concluded to let
ll.oiii do plowing in their own way.
Hie slngle-hamllod plow is used ex
clusively in Mexico, ami it is the one,
notwithstanding lls awkward ap
pearance, that, tho government util
izes In its agricultural schools. 1
visited ono of these schools in the
City of Mexico, ami there in a field
saw a number of students being
taught how to bundle two of these
long, single-handled wooden plows.
There were eight men to each plow,
and tho awkward manner in which
the Instructors themselves turned the
implement about did not augur woil
for the skill of the students after
their course was finished. The mod
ern steel plow is used in Mexico, hut
is never used without having ono of
the handles removed. 'With all these
primitive methods Mexicans have no
trouble in raising thoir crops. Nature
evidently appreciating their lack of
progressiveness, has been kind lo
them, or porlnfps the generosity of
that all-kind mother is accountable
Tor their peculiar mil tires ; at least,oil
ground which is cultivated and irri
gated, Mexicans can raise from two
!o three crops a years.”—[Pittsburgh
Dispatch.
A Queer Remedy.
Schedule of Arrival and Departure of
Cleveland Mails.
Leave. Arrive.
Lula, daily cxceptSun. | 0 am. | 7 pm.
Hlairsville, “ “ j 7 um. | 5 pm.
IlaysvilleMouAVedFri | Gam. | 7 pm.
Wnhoo Tues Thur Hat j 6 am. j 3 pm.
Alto Tues Hat. | 7 am. | G pm.
JNO. R. GLEN, P. M.
JUDICIARY.
J. C. Wellbobn, Jndgo S. 0.
Howard Thompson, Solicitor.
Court convenes second Monday in
April and October.
COUNTY OFFICERS.
\V. B. Bell, Ordinary.
H. L. Brown, Sheriff.
W. R. Power, Clerk S. C,
S. N. Black, Tax Collector.
J. M. Chapman, Treasurer.
C. L. Franklin, Tax Receiver.
J. W. Fain, Surveyor.
G. N. Collet, Coroner.
It. T. ILeniher, A. I’. Williams, Ma
rion Cooley. County Commissioners.
JUSTICE COURTS.
Blue Ridoe—1439 Dist., Second
Saturday's in each month. Steve Ash
J. P., B. J. Beach, N. P. and J. P.
White Creek—1441 Diet., First
Saturdays in each month. W. I. Hum
phries, j. P., J. S. Brownlow, N. P.
and J. P.
Mt. Yonah—8G1 Dist., J. H. Free
man, J. P., G. B. Jarrard, N. P. and
J, P. Third Fridays in each month.
Mossy Creek—426 Dist. Third
Saturday? is each month. E- A,
Francis Grose, whose work on tho
popular supers! (lions of the day was
compiled in the year I7S7, says:
“The peasants of Suffolk have a sim
ple and never-failing cure for ague.
It is this: Write tho word ‘Abaca-
ilnbara’ in formas shown below, place
St in a nutshell and wear tho same
about tho neck.” The form is here
given.
ABAC A D A B A R A
BACA DA it A It
A C A J) A It A
C A I) A B
ADA
D
—[St. Louis Republic.
Unique Industry.
“My town,” said Henry Burkhart,
editor of the Windsor (Mo.) Review,
at the Laclede, “has one distinction,
at least, and that is that it is the
homo of moro United States mail con
tractors than any other two or three
towns on earth. We have there a
half dozen or more large firms which
control nearly all the star routes in
the country. 1 don’t know how it hap
pened that this peculiar enterprise
should have sought Windsor as its
base of operations, unless it was that
by accident, perhaps, one YVindsorite
got interested in tho business, made
money at it, and others seeing his
fortune piling up, fell in line. They
all appear to be getting rich, and not
one of t hem has yet had any sort of
trouble with the Government-. Con
tracts are let at Windsor for carrying
the mails in Maine, California, Texas
and Montana, and thus is the name
of our town known from one end of
the country to the other, though our
population is not much over 1,500.”
—[St. Louis Republic.
REV. DR. TALMAGE.
i
rilK BROOKLYN DIVINE'S SUN-j
DAY SERMON.
Subject: “Laughter'*
friends take loavaof
n ride to the comet'
enjoy a woddini
Now. you mol
sepulchral
Text : “Then was our mouth filled with
laughter.”—Psalm oxxvl., 2. “IIo that flit*
teth^ In tho henvons shall laugh."—Psalm
Thirty-eight times docs tho Blblo make
reference to this configuration of the fea
tures and quick expulsion of breath which
Wo call laughter. Hornetimos It is horn of
the sunshine and sometimes the midnight.
Sometimes it stirs the sympathy of angels
and sometimes the cachinnation of devils.
All healthy people laugh. Whether it
pleases the Lord or displeases Him, that de
ponds upon when wo laugh and at what wo
laugh. My thomo to-day is the laughter of
the Bible—namely, Sarah's laugh, or that of
skepticism \ David’s laugh, or that of spirit
ual exultation ; the fool’s laugh, or that of
sinful merriment; Go l’s laugh, or that of
infinite condemnation { heaven’s laugh, or
that of eternal triumph.
Scene, nt» oriental tent. The occupants.
Old Abraham and Sarah, perhaps wrinkled
and decrepit. Their three guesta nro throo
angels, tho Lord Almighty ono of them. In
roturn for tho hospitality shown by the old
people Gotl promises Harah that she shall
become tho ancestress of the Lori JeBus
Christ. Sarah laughs in tho face of God,
She does not bellovo it. Rite is affrighted at
what aho lina done. She denies it. She
saya, “I did not laughThen God rotortod
with an emphasis that silenced all disputa
tion. “But thou didst laugh.” My friends,
the laugh of skepticism In all ages Is only
tho echo of Sarah’s laughter. God says IIo
will accomplish a thing, and men say it can
not be done. A great multitude laugh at the
rairach s. They sty they are contrary to the
laws of nature. What Is a law of nature?
It is God’s way of doing a thing. You or
dinarily cross a rivor at ono ferry. To-mor
row you change for one day, and you go
Across another ferry. You made the rule.
HaVo you not the right to change it? You
ordinarily come in at that door of tho church,
Suppose that next Sabbath you come in at
the other door. It is a Imblt you have. Have
you not a right to change your habit? A
law of nature is God’s habit—Ills way of
doing things. If Ho makes the law. has Ho
not a right to ohango it at any time Ho wants
to change it?
Alas! for the folly of those Who laitgh nt
God when Ho says, “I will do a tiring,’*
they responding. “You can’t do it.” God
says that tho Bible is true—It is all true.
Bishop Colenso laughs, Herbert Bpoiioer
laughs, Stuart Mill laughs, great Gorman
universities laUgh, Harvard laughs— softly.
A groat many or tho learnod institutions,
With long rows of profossora seated on the
feoco between Christianity and iufidelity,
laugh softly. They say, “\Vo didn’t laugh.”
That was Sarah’s trick. God thunders from
tho heavens, “But thou didst laugh !” Tho
garden of Eden was only a fablo. There
Hover was any txrin built, or if it was built It
was too small to have two of ovory kind.
Tho pillar of Are by night was only tho
northern lights, the ten plagues of Egypt
only a brilliant specimen of jugglery. Tun
sea partod because the wind blew violently a
great while from-one direction. Tho sun
and moon did not put themselves out of the
Way for Joshua. Jacob’s ladder was only
horizontal and picturesque clouds. Tho de
stroying nngol smiting tho firstborn in
Egypt was only cholera infantum bvoomo
epidemic. The gullet of tho whale, by
positive measurement, too small to swallow
a prophet. Tho story of tho immaculate
conception a shock to nil decency. Tho
lnmo, tho dumb, the blind, the halt, chro l
by mere human surgery. Tho resurrection
of Christ’s friend only a beautiful tableau,
Christ nnd Lazarus and Mary and Martha
noting their parts well. My friends, there
is not a doctrine or statement of God's holy
word that has not been derided by the
skepticism of tho day.
I tako up this book of King Jamos'n trans
lation. I consider It a perfect Bible, but
here are skontics who want it torn to piocos.
And now, with this Bible in my hau I, lot
me tear out all those portioiu which the
skepticism of this day deman la shall he turn
out. Wlmt shall go first? “Well,” says some
ono in tho audience, “take out all that about
tha creation and about tho first settlement
of the world.” Away goes Genesis. “Now,”
says somo one, “take out all that about tho
miraculous guidance of tho children of Israel
iu tho wlluernes-j." Away goes Exo.lus.
“Now,” sava somo ono else In the au Hence,
“there are things in Deuteronomy and
Kings that uro not lit to bo road.” Away go
Deuteronomy and tho Kings. “Now,” says
some ono, “the book of Job is a fablo that
ought to come out.” Away goes the book of
Job. “Now,” snvs some oik*, “those pass
ages in tho New Testament which imply tho
divinity of J onus Christ ought to come our.”
Away go the Evangelists. “Now,” Hays
Borne one, “the book of Rovelntlon— how
preposterous ! It represents a man with I he
rnoon under his feet nnd a sharp sword Iri
his hand.” Away goes tho book of Revolu
tion. Now there are a fe\V pieces left. Wlmt
shall wo do with them? “Oh,” says some
man in tho audience, “I don’t believe a
word in Uio Bible from ono end to the oth
er.” Well, it is all gone. Now you have
put out tho last light lor the nations. Now
It is tho pitch darkness of eternal midnight.
How do you Uko it?
But I think, my friends, wo harl better
koop tho Bible a little longer intact. It has
dono pretty well for a good many years.
Then there are old people who find it a com
fort to have it on their laps, and children
like the storlos iu it. Let us koop it for n
curiosity anyhow. If tho Blblo is to be
thrown out of tho sohool and out of tho
courtroom, so that men no more swoarby it,
and Jt is to bo put in a dark corridor of the
city library, tho Koran on ono side and tho
writings of Confucius on tho other, then let
US each ono keep a copy for himself, for wo
might have trouble, and we would want to
be under tho delusions of Its consolntlons,
and wo might die, nnd wo would want the
delusion of tho oxultod residence of God’s
right hand t which it mentions. Oh, what an
awful thing it is to laugh in God’s face and
hurl His Revelation back at Him I After
awhile tho day will come when they will say
they did not laugh. Then all tho liyper-
orlticlsms, all the caricatures nnd nli tho
learned sneers In the quurterJy reviews will
be brought to judgment, and amid tho rock
ing of everything beneath and amid the
flaming of everything above God will thun
der, “But thou didst laugh!” I think tho
most fascinating laughter at Christianity I
ever remember was a man iu New England.
Jle made the word of God seem ridiculous,
und he laughed on at our holy religion until
he came to die, nnd then ho said : “My life
has been a failure—a failure domestically.
I have no children. A failure socially, for I
am treated in the streets like a pirate. A
failure professionally because I know but one
minister that has adopted my sentiments."
For a quarter of a century he laughed at
Christianity, nnd ever since Christianity has
been laughing at him. Now, it Is a mean
thing to go into n man’s house and steal his
goods, but I tell you the most gigantic bur
glary ever invented is the proposition to
steal these treasurers of our holy religion.
The meanest laughter ever uttered Is tho
laugh of the skeptic.
The next laughter mentioned In the Bible
Is David’s laughter, or the expression of
spiritual exultation. “Then was our mouth
filled with laughter.” He got very much
down sometimes, but there are other chap
ters where for four or five times he cal Is upon
the" people to praise and exult. It was not a
mere twitch of tho lips—It was a demonstra
tion that look hold oi his whole physical na
ture. “Then was our mouth Ailed with
laughter.” My friends, this world will never
be converted to God until Christians cry less
and laugh and sing more. The horrors are
a poor bait. If people are to be persuaded
to adopt our holy religion, it will be because
they have made up their minds it is a happy
religion, They don’t like » morbid Chris
tianity. 1 know that# are morbid people who
enjoy a funera^J Thejr come ertrly to seethe
^corpse, and they st enl
. but all healthy people
irthan they do a burial,
religion of Christ
^.^.Tsellke, and you
make It repulsive. I soy plant the ro3e of
fllmroh along the’ church wnlka and
columbine to clamber over the ohuroh wall,
and have a smllo oti the Up, nml hnvo the
mouth Ailed with holy Inughtor. There is
no man in the world, except the Christian,
that lias n right to feel an untrammnlodgleo.
He is promised everything Is to bo for tho
best here, and he Is on tho way to n delight
which will take all the processions with palm
branches and all tho o r ahestras harped and
Cymbaled and trumpeted to express. “Oh,”
you say, “I hnvo so much trouble.” Have
Von more trouble than Paul had? What does
he s ly? “Sorrowful, yet always rojololng.
Poor, vet making many rich. Having noth
ing, yet possessing all things.” The morrlest
laugh 1 think I have tiVor hoard has boon In
tho sickroom of God’s dear children. Whou
Theodosius was put Upon the rack, he suf
fered very groat torhlre at tho llrst.
Somebody nskod him how he endured all
that pain ou the rnctft Ito replied: “When
I was Arst put On tho .rack, I suffered A great
deal, but very sooii'a'young man la white
stood by my side, and with a soft and com
fortable lmtldkorehlttfc ho wiped the sweat
from my brow, and mj> pains were relieved.
Tt was a punishment tpr mo to got from the
rack, because when the pain was all gone
the angel was gone.” Oh, rojolee overmoro !
You know how it is in the army—an army in
encampment, If to-day nows comes that
our side has had a dofeat, and to-morrow
another portion of tho tldlugs eotnos, sav
ing wo have, had another dofont, it demoral
ises all the host. But If tho news comos of
victory to-dny and victory to-morrow tho
whole army is impassioned for the contest.
Now, in tho kingdom of our Lord Jesus
Christ roport fewer defeats tolls us the vie-
tories—victory over sin nnd death and boll.
Rejoice evermore, and again I 9uy rejoice. I
believe there Is mQi*a religion in a laugh
than in a groan. Anybody can groan, but
to Intigh In the midst of banishment and
persecution mid Indescribable trial, that re
quired a David* a Darnel, a Paul, a modorn
heroine.
The next laughter iriontlonod hi tho Blblo
that I shall speak of Is tho fool’s laugbtor, or
the expression of sinful merriment. Solomon
was very quick at simile. When lie makes a
comparison, we all catoh It. What Is the
laughter of a fool like? Ho’Bays, “It is tho
crackling of thorns undor a pot.” The ket
tle Is swung, a hunch of brambles is put un
der it, and tno toroh Is applied to it, and
thAro lb a groat poise, and a big blaze, and a
sputter and a qilidk extinguishment. Then
it is darker than it Was before, Pool’s latigh-
tor. The most miserable thing on erttth is a
bad man’s fun. There they are—toil mori in
a billToom. Thoy haVo at honio Wires,
mothers, daughters, The impure JeSt starts
at one corner of the barroom, udd crackle,
oraelclo, crackle It goes nil around, In 600
such guffaws thoro Is not oho item of happi
ness. They all feel bemoaned if they have
any conscience left. Hlavo nothing to do
With mort or women Wfto toll immoral stories.
1 have no conAileqCe fithor in thoir Chris*
tinn character or thoir, ifidfallty,
Sd all merriment tint springs out Of tile
defects of others—oarioature of adnino fodt.
or a otirvod spliih, or a blind eye, or a deaf
oar—will bo mot with ^ho judgment of God,
either upon you or* upon your ohlldren.
Twenty years ago I knew a man who was
particularly skillful In Imitating the lamo-
neas of a neighbor. Not long ugo a son of
the skillful mimlo had his leg amputated for
the very Uatwet* >VhWjh his father had
mimicked years before. I do not say It was
a Judgment of God. I leave yon to make
your own Inference. Ho all merriment born
of dissipation, that which starts at tho
counter of the drinking restaurant or tho
Wineglass !h the homo eirdle, the mnUUIri
simper, the moanlnglessjoke, thosaturnalian
glbborhh, the paroxysm ot mirth about noth
in.,' which you sometimes floe In thd fashion*
able olUbroom dr thd exqUlsitd pnrlor at
twelve d’olook at night, ard thd crackling of
thorns under a pot. Huoh laughter add sUoh
sin ond In death.. When I was a lad, a book
came oat entitled, “Dow Junior’s Patent
Sermons.” It made a groat fltir, A Very wide
laugh, all Over tho country, that book did.
It was a caricature Of the Christian ministry,
and df the word df Godi arid df the day Of
Judgment. Oh, wo had a great laugh t Tho
commentary on the whole thing is that tho
author of that book died irt poverty, shame,
debauchery, kicked dutof society and cursod
of Almighty God. The laughter of such
men is the echo of thoir own damnation.
The next laughter that I shall mention as
being in tho Bible is the laugh of Go l’s con
demnation, “lie that sltteth In the heavens
shall laugh.” Again, “The Lord will laugh
at him.” Again, “I will laugh at his calam
ity.” With such demonstration will Gol
greet every kind of groat sin and wioked-
ness. But irton build Up VlUalnlos higher
arid higher. God 1 iriou almost pity God be
cause lie is so sohomed against by mon.
Suddenly a pin drops out of the machinery
of wickedness ora secret is roVealel, and
tho foundation begins to rock. Finally the
Whole tiling is demolished. What Is the
matter? I will toll you what tho matter is.
That crash of ruin Is only tho rovorbcratlon
of God’s laughter. In th« money market
there are a great many good men and a
great many fraudulent men. A fraudulent
man there says, “I mean to have my mil*
lion,” He goes to work reckless of hon
esty, an t lie gets his first *3*100,000. IIo
gets after awhile his #200.01)0. After awhile
he gets his $500,000. “Now,” ho says, “I
have only one more move to make, and I
shall have my million,” He gathers up nil
his resources. He makes that one last
grand move, ho fails and losos all, and ho
has not enough money of his own left to pay
the cost of tho ear to his home. People oan-
not understand this spasmodic revulsion.
Somo said It Was a silddOri turn in Erie Rail
way stock, or in Western Union, or in Illi
nois Central; soino said ono thing and some
another. They all guessed wrong. I will
tell you wlmt it was. “lie that sltteth in the
heavens laughed.” A man in New York Said
ho would be tho rlohest mart In the city, lie
loft his honest work as a irioehnulc and got
Into the city Councils some way and in ten
years stole $10,000,000 from the city govern-
mert. Fifteen million dollars ! He held the
Legislature of tho State of New York in the
grip of his right hand. Suspicions woro
aroused. The grand Jury proseutod indict
ments. Tho whole land stoo 1 aghast. The
man Who expectod to put half the city in his
vest pocket goes to Blackwoll’s Island, goes
to Ludlow street Jail, breaks prison and goes
across the sea, is rearrested and brought
back and aguin remanded to Jail. Why?
“He that sltteth in tho heavens laughed.”
Home was a groat empire. Bho had Horace
and Virgil among her poets j she had Augus
tus and Constautlne among hor emporor3.
But what mean the defacod Pantheon, and
the Forum turned Into a cattle market, and
the broken walled Coliseum, and the archi*
toclural skeleton of her great aquetucts?
What was that thunder? “Ob,” you say,
“that was the roar of th* 'battering rams
against her walls.” No. YVhat was that
quiver? “Oh,” you say, “that was the tramp
of hostile legions.” No. Tho quiver nnd
the roar were the outburst of omnipotent
laughter from the deQed and insulted heav-
nns. Rome deAod God. and Ho laughed her
down. Thebes deAed God, and He laughed
her down. Nineveh defled God, and Ho
laughed her down. Babylon defied God,
and He laughed her down. Tbero Is a great
difference between God’s laucrh and His
smile. His smile is eternal beatitude. He
smiled when David sang, and Miriam clapped
the cymbals, and Hannah made garments
for her Son, anil Paul preached, and John
kindled with apocalyptic vision, and when
any man has anything to do and does it
well. Ills smile! Why, it la the 16th of May,
the apple orchards in full bloom ; it is morn
ing I reeking on n rippling sea ; it is heaven
at high noon, all the bells beating the mar
riage peal. But Hla laughter—may It never
fall on us ( It is a condemnation for our
sin ; it is a wasting away.
We may let the satirist laugh at us, and
all our companions may laugh at us, and we
may bo made the target for the merriment
of earth and hell* but God forbid that we
should ever come to the fill Ailment of tho
prophecy atrninst the rejoctors of tho truth,
“I will laugh at your onlnmlty.” But, my
friends, all of us who rojoct Christ and the
pardon of tho gospol must come under that
tremendous bombardment, God wants US
all to repent. He counsels, IIo coaxes, Ho
importunes, and Ho dlos for us. He comes
down out of heaven. Ho puts all tho world’s
sin ou one shoulder. Ho puts all tho world’s
sorrow on tho other shouldor, nnd then with
that Alp on ono side nnd that Himalaya on
tho othor He starts up tho hill bnok of Jeru
salem to aoliievo our salvation. Ho puts the
palm of Ills right foot on ono Iontr spike,
and He puts tho palm of His left
foot on Another long spike, nnd then,
with nis hands spotted with His own blood.
He gesticulates, saying : “Look, look and
live. With the crimson veil of My sncrlAce
I will cover up all your sins ; with My dying
arronn I will swallow up all your groans.
Look I Live!” But a thousand of you turn
LATEST DISPATCHES
GIVING THE NEWS UP TO THE
HOUR OE GOING TO PRESS.
A Hrlof Summitry of Dully Happen
ings Throughout tho World.
There were sevonty-uino fresh cases
of oholora at St. 1’otoi'Blmrg Sunday
nnd forty-uiuo deaths. Tho epidemic
is abating somewhat.
PlpUipstown, ou the Wisconsin Oon-
tral'rond, in tho northern part of Wis-
duuk I jjivn ; nui it uuiusmiu ui >un iiiru , . , , < , .
your bank on that, and then this voloo of cousin, haa boon wiped oui by a foreat
iuvitntiou turns to a tono divinely ominous, lire, and throo tliouannd people reu-
that sobs like a simoom through the Arst , derod homeless.
chapter of Proverbs. “Boonusn I 1mvo
called and ye refused, I havo stretched out
My right hand, nud no man regarded, but
yehaVoset At naught nil My counsel and
would nolle of My reproof, I, also, will
latlgh nt your oalaralty. ’ Oh, what a laugh
that is -*n deep laugh, a long, rovorhoratlng
Tho fifth annual convention of the
lionguo of Southern Building and Loan
Associations adjourned at Chattanooga
Friday evening. Tho league was in
session four days at Lookout moun-
lnilgh, an overwhelming laitgh. Gol grnnt tain and was tho most largely attended
we may never hear it. But in this day of nn , 1V niithm vet held
merciful visitation yield your heart to Christ, I contention yetlieltl.
that you may spend all your lire on earth | A special of Sunday from Wausaw,
under His smile and eseapororevnr the thuu- Wis., says: Nows from tho country is
dor of tho laugh of God’s indignation. !. f B
Tho other langhtor mentioned in tho to tho ellect that forest fin s are ruu-
Bible, the only ono I shall spoak of, is mug in ull directions, nnd destroying
heaven's laughter, or the expression of much property. All day loug the Him
eternal triumph. Christ said to His dls- l mH beeu obscured by donso smoke,
elplos, “Blessed are ye that weep now. for . . . .... J ’
ye shall laugh.” 'That makes mo know , C1 ^Y ,H 111 110 immediate dau-
nosltively that wo are not to spend our days gor.
In hcavoii singing long motor psalms. Tho m.,, n a
formalistic and stiff notions of heaven that I ,^ u Oorean king lias boon taken a
some poonlo have would make mo miserable. \ prisoner by the Japanese, and mnrinos
I am glad to know that the heaven of tho : have been landed from tho Baltimore
Bible 1b not only a place or holy worship, L) j )ro tect the American legation at
but of magnifleont sociality. “Wlmt, say u 1 , ^ ..
you. “will the riuging laugh go around the Heoul. Ibis is tho information con-
clroles of tho saved?” I say yes—pure
laughter, ohoorlng laughter, holy laughter.
It Will bo a laugh of congratulation. Whon tk, F r, ttV oomnmndihg tho
Wd moot II frloml who him middonly "‘-njinnin l. Uny, oomninnaing tno
ootno a fortune, or who 1ms got over fi tgship Baltimore, at Chemulpo,
somo dim slokUesN, da wo not slmka Cotton men miy thut tho Texas crop
hands, do we not laugh With him? •And ... _ . S „ i A
whon wo got to heaven and boo our friends I average ten days earlior than last
there, some of them having come up out of B3ason, and that the Texas commercial
groat tribulation, why, wo will say to ono of j cr0 p which iucludos the Indian Ter-
thom, “The last time I saw you you had been ,.f <irv ...ill La ‘i Kftfl OflO IirIoh
Buffering for six weeks under n low intermit- * cottun, will Uo J.OUU.UUU Dales,
tent foyer," or to .mother wo wilt any: “You . tip to unto Houston has receivod 1U0
far ton jvnft. wero limping with tho rhuu- bnlos of now cotton, nnd Saturday In
different
voyod in au official cablegram to tho
secretary of tho navy, from Captain
malIsmi and you woro full of oomplnlnts 1UBn lt Co. purchased at .
when Wfl saW yotl last. I congratulate you . . Ilr ,» , , e 4i.:«
on this eternal recovery.” Wo shall laugh. ■ points 250 bales of this} ears
crop.
Yes, Wo shall congratulate all thoso who have
oomo dut of groa( Atiuttolal embarrassments
ill tIlls World because they have become mill
ionaires In liraven. Ye shall laUgli. It
shall be a laugh of reassodntlon. It is Jitst
as natural for us to laugh whon wo meet a
friond we have not soon for ton years as any
thing is posslblo to bo natural.
When Wo meet our friends from whom wo
have been parted tell or twenty or thirty
yours, Will it riot bs With lIlAnlte congratula
tion? Orir perception quickened, our
knowledge Improved, We will know oudh
other nt a flash. We Will have to talk over
all that has happened slndo we hate been
separated, tho orie thut has booil ten years in
heaven telling us all thrtt has happened in
tho ten years of his hoavenlv residence, and
Chief Arthur, of the Brotherhood of
I Locomotive Engineers arrived at Nor
folk, Va., to adjust tho differences be-
j tween tho Atlantic and Danville rail
road and its employes, brought about by
| iho issuance of a circular a few days
a ;<> announcing a general reduction in
wages on August 1st. Chief Arthur
held a conference with the managers
of the road and announced that no
A l ike will tako place.
A Knoxville, Teun., dispatch says:
C. A, Benscoter has boon uppoiuted
assistant general pusseugcr agent of
we lolling him in return aVtlmt Iihb imp- tho Bouthern railway^ in charge of the
I "-ten. ayHtem. MrScnBcoter came
Whltuflolil and John Wmluy will linvo a
laugh of ooutompt for thoir earthly oolll-
Bionn, and Toplady nnd OhnrloA Wosloy will
hnvo n tndgh of oonto.npt for thoir ourthly
mlsUndoi’.titildlugs, nad tho two fnrmoro
who wiffn In a lawsuit ull thoir dnys will
hnvo a Intigh of oorttontpt ovof thoir ourthly
dlntufhnuuu ubo.lt n lino fonce, Hxamptlon
from .til nntloyaudd. Immersion in nil glad*
nous. Yo Blmll laugh. Christ bujh so. Ya
shall laugh, Yus, it will bo a laugh of tri
umph. Oh, what a pleasant thing It Will bo
to Btudd oil tho Wall of hoaven and look
down at HittaU rtrtd lulrl at him dell ml on and
seo him augo.l and dhainod nnd We foreVor
free from hia cliitohoaI Altai Yes, lt will
be a Intigh of royul greeting,
You know how the Fronohmon ohcorod
when Napoleod oarae bnok from Elba,! you
know how tho English ojloure l whoil Wel
lington camo bnok from Waterloo ; you know
how A.norioaus oheorod whan Kossuth ar
rived from Hungary | you remombur how
Home olieered when Pompey oa.no bank vle-
Evury cheer was a
to Knoxville from PouiiHjJvania in
I 1886 itH chief rate clorlt iu the office of
j Colonel Wroiiu. Ho wan afterwards
! made assistant to general paHoonger
1 agent, nnd then division pnnsengor
agent without ehungo of duties.
I A cable dispatch from Shanghai
Mtyu: Tho Htntoment that war has
been declared between Japan and
| Cliinn is generally accepted here an
e u-rect. A JnpnuoHo victory, wheroin
! a Chinese transport was sunk, was
gained Wednesday. Tho Chineae loao
of life waa very great. Tho Chineae
I transport annlt belonged to tho fleet of
eleven Bteainora which nailed from
Tnkn, Friday, July 20th, with 12,000
j troops.
Tho railway commissioner!! of North
torlous ovor 900 cities. jsvury onaor was a i .. , - -Relnicrli «».
laugh. Bet, ob, the mightier grouting, the | Carolina at a meeting in ltuleigti, as
gladder greeting, when the snow white env- sensed tho North Carolina railway for
nlry troop of heavon Bhall go through the taxation, fixing tho value nt$l,810,000,
streets, and, uncording to tho Book or Bevn- ',, H l, lH t year. This is on its
latlon, Ohrlst in tho red ooat, the crimson , the sumo ns last year xmis w on. i
oout, on a white horse, aud all tho armies of . capital stock and property. Its road
heaven following Him oil white horses I ^ Oh, | l.ed is as yet exempt from taxation,
' J Tho commission turned over to the
state treasurer its assessment of ull
railway, steamship and tclogrnph prop
erty, the amount being $24,500,000.
Tho United Stntos rovenuo cutter
MoLano steamed into Ancloto Harbor,
Fla., Friday to the dismay of eight
Spanish smuggling schooners, which
re at anchor and trading with vessels
when we seo arid bear that ouVuloudo Wo
shall cheer, Wo shall laUgh 1 Does not your
heart boat, qtildkly at the thought ot Iho
grant jubilee upon which wo uro soon to en
ter? I pray God that whon we get through
with tills world and nrn going out ot It wo
may have some Buoh vision as the
dying Christian had when he saw
written nil over tho olouds in the sky the
letter 11 W,” nnd thoy asked him, standing l.v
his side, wlmt lio thought that letter "W”
meant. "Ob,” he said, "that stands for wel- , ...
come." Aud so may lt bo when we quit this „f the spongu fleet. The captain of the
world. "VY” on the gate, " W’’ on (he door Medium seized them all and with the
of tho mansion, “W* on the throno. Wel- , , ,,,, U miiirrrl«r* W4>v«
fiomo! Welcome! Welcomel I have men on board. Iho smugglers wuo
preached this sermon with flvo prayerful taken to tho quarantine station at
wishes—that you might see what a mean ; Mallot Key. These smacks arc oeton-
thlng Is the laugh of skepticism, what a I •. i„ , ltwrll „ uf i »i w » finhurv business,
bright this is the laugh of spiritual exult a- nil ly engaged m tlio lielicry \
tlou, what a hollow thing lathe laugh of sin- but their real profession is in c.xcnang-
iul merriment, What an awful thing is thy ing rum and tobacco for provisions nlid
laugh cf condemnation, what h radiant, rubl | ol i r American uroducts.
cuad thing is tho laugh of eternal triumph. , outer Amei icon pruuucw..
Avoid the ill t choose the right. Bo co n- | Largo bills for damages to nnd do-
OF A LITTLE GURU
JTwro Is a little girl —
Bo sweet, so perfect swnot
From overy golden, wind-tossed curl,
Down to her sllpperod font!
And evon tho rustle of her dross
Is unto mo a swoot caress.
Hore is a little girl—
So perfect, swoot and pure,
That I do think tho thought of hor
Shall ovormore endure!
And oven hor lightest footfall Booms
To pass llko music through my dreams!
Hero Is a little girl—
Who in the storm and strife
Still sweetly whispers wor Is of love
And tonderost words of life!
And evon her lightest whisper falls—
A melody In memory’s halls!
—Atlanta Constitution.
PITH AND POINT.
foi'toil, "DlessoJ are ye that weep now—yo
shall laUgh i yo shall lailgb,”
Effect ot Dehorning oil Ml Ik.
Dr. E. M, Gatcbel, Of West Chestet,
Penn., has within a week examined
about 700 cows for tuberculosis. Only
a few eases wero found. Ho thipks
that it will uot bo long before all the
herbs have passod inspection nud milk
struetiou of railroad property by the
I strike rioters are now coming into the
l city hall at Chicago. J. T. brooks,
' second vino-president of tho Pittsburg,
Cincinnati and St. Louis railroad, has
presented a bill which aggregates
$449,691. The largest item is $401,-
091, for the 72!) freight cars destroyed
1 and forty-two damaged. Eightoop
thousand dollars is charged for lading
from the county may ot.ee more be I t foI|r ( , nrH . ' The Pittsburg,
sh.pped to Philadelphia. In speaking Vv H y„e and Chicago has proseu-
of his examination, Dr. Gntehel made
this startling observation:
"Thoro is one other evil I wish to
Call your attention to. That is in re
gard to using tho milk of a herd of
cattle on tho days immediately follow
ing tho operation of dehorning. I
have oxaminod qnito u number ot' ent-
tlo after they were dehorned and found
that the r temperature rose to 114,
106, and, in some oases, as high as 108.
A poriod of oight or nine days elapsed
before their toinperaturo went down
to nearly the normal. During that
period tho owners continued shipping
the milk to Philadelphia. When a
cow’s temporature runs up to 104 or
upward her milk is positively unlit for
use, and, I dare say, may be deadly to
infants. ”
The eustom of dehorning cattle is
practised by a majority of the Chester
farmers. Thisstateraent will probably
lead to a halt tn this dehorning busi
ness or to the stopping of the ship
ment of the diseased milk.—Philadel
phia Record.
By the last census there were 2309
Japanese in thia country.
! ted a bill of $21,347. The largest item
is for fourteen freight ears destroyed
and fifty-six damaged.
Proceedings against Debs el. al., in
tho United (States circuit court at Chi
cago Saturday, under tho bill filed July
2d, in holmlf of railroads represented
in tho General Managers’ Association,
were brought to a sudden and tempo
rary clone by an order from Judge
Woods. Debs nnd others appealed
from the chancery proceedings to tho
Unitod (States circuit court of nppeals,
iu which proceedings in tho injunction
was issued by Judges Woods audGross-
cup. Tho appeal has beeu granted
and Judge Woods’ order checks fur
ther movements, but does not inter
fere in any way with tho matters of
contempt.
The New Cable Finished.
Tho flnal splice of the Anglo-Ameri
can Tulegruph Company’s new cable
waH made at Heart’s Content, New
foundland, at 11 o’clock Friday morn
ing, Greenwich time, and the laying
of the largest cable across the Atlantia
was then successfully completed.
Got money to burn—Tho hired in-
eeudiary.
Contentment is hotter than money,
nnd juBt about as scarce.—Texas Sift
ings.
Tho boy who is taught to do noth
ing will never forgot it.—Galveston
Nows.
A patent right—To charge oight-
oon times what the device is worth,
—ruck.
Tho flow of jokes increases after
tho humorist receives a cheek.—liar
lem Life.
When times grow very hard people
always begin to work ovor their old
fads.—Gnlveston News.
Though Fortune smiles, a man will say
"l’ls not what lie deserves.
When bread and butter stroll his way
Ho hollers for preserves.
The woman with n horse nnd buggj
never acts quite ns hor neighbors
would like to havo her.—Atchison
Globe.
"Another dress. It takes a good.
deaPof money to keep you iu clothes,
Mary." “Am I not your wife?” "You
are---my dear wife. -Now York Press.
Domngogue—"And now, in closing,
I havo come to you ns the representa
tive of a great idea." A voice—“Why
didn't you bring it along?”—Cleve
land Plaindealcr.
Stranger (from Mars)—“You don’t.
mean to tell me that well dressod gejj
tleman is a newsboy?” "Oh, no j _
merely carrying ' 1 1 — ™
paper. "—Arkansas
■•'Confound tha
up to Home crooH
there was some '
out.” "Hu
office with’
Spenoer—"Ml
her father was aj
letters.” Fergus
had the biggest d<|
man in the preoQ
Herald.
He—"There’a uo place like hqml
after all.” 8ho-r“Theu you do 'ap
preciate your home?” He —“Of
course I do. That’s whore I keep my
slippers and dressing gown.”—Boston
Transcript.
Mrs. Snaggs (trying to keep the
conversation going) — “My husband
looks very sober tonight.” Mrs.
SpudkiiiB (anxious tossy something ap
propriate)— “But you should uevor
udge a person by his looks, you
mow." -Pittsburg Chrouiole Tele
graph.
Husband—"At the sewing circle
this afternoon I suppose the ladies did
little else than to display their linger
rings to each other.” Wife—"Thst’s
just all you know about sewing cir
cles. I’d bavo you to know that not
one of the ladies removed her gloves
during the whole afternoon.”—Bos
ton Transcript.
Mrs. De Bride was entertaining
callers. After they left she remarked
to her husband: “I hope they didn’t
see my walking shoes lying there,
they would think mo very untidy if
they did.” "Ob, if they saw them,
they probably thought they wero
mine,” answered her husband, in a
consoling tono. Aud sho hasn’t spoken
to him since.—Detroit Free Press.
Kills nt Tiro Milos.
Tho Krag-.Torgeusen rifle, which has
been adopted for use in the United
States army, was Beleotod as the beBt
gun out of fifty-three different models.
Tho gun weighs eight pounds, aud is
said to have the capaoity to kill a man
nt a distance of two miles. It is a
breech-loader, aud has a magazine
which will carry livo cartridges. The
hall having a speed of 2000 feet per
second and smokeless powder being
used, it is claimed the bullet will kill
a man before the sound of the dia-
chargo can reaoh him. The peculiar
feature of the new ritto which strikes
the observer is the amount of wood
aud the oompnratively smnll amount
of metal which is displayed. Therouson
assigned for tho innovation is that the
barrol of the gun becomes hot from
rapid firiug and tho wood is a protec
tion to tho hand of tho soldier. Tha
cartridge is quite small, but is larger
than the hore of the rifle. It is
estimated that the soldier oan oarry
175 or 200 roundB of the new ammu
nition. The bullet is covered by niokel
or steel instead of lead. Tho rifie is
provided with a knife-blade bayonet.
The first issue of the new arm will be
made to two compauies of the Second
Infantry nt Omaha. The second issue
will be made to t :e Fourth Infautry
at Fort Sheridan. The entire infantry
force will be supplied by next fall,
nnd the cavalry will he next supplied.
The old arms will be turued into ths
Government to be distributed among
the various States.—Detroit Fre>
Press.
Lord Rosebery’s dairy farm «
Buckinghamshire comprises 140C
seres, on which he keeps 120 dairy