The Cartersville semi-weekly express. (Cartersville, Ga.) 1871-1871, March 03, 1871, Image 2

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THE SEMI-WEEKLY EXPRESS JAti. WA1 V F HARRIS nntl SAMXti. Editors and Proi>rii:toj;*. r « m m. ■»■ cahtehsville, <ja., Men. s tn, Sri. Senator Miller. VS-”e are glad to see that this gentle man has at last been permitted to take bis scat in United States Senate, after the great at possible delay, and most irritating postponement of his case. This tardy acknowledgment of his right to his Beat, can now do but little good, only so far as it goes to complete the representation of the State in the Senate, and to perfect Re construction. The time for which he was elected, expires on the 4th of March, and .any service, which by his eminent talent ard acknowledged abil ity, he might have been able to confer upon the country aud the State whose Representative he is, has necessarily been negatived by the course which the Senate has seen proper to pursue. It has been the settled policy ol the Radicals at Washington, to exclude, eycn to the denial of all right, any man from the South, from the Na tional Councils, who was opposed to their policy, although had every one been admitted, the majority would still have been very largely in their hands. It could not, therefore, be because of any fear that the passage of any measure of Radical policy could be seriously obstructed, or at all hinder ed, and surely not because of any per sonal, individual objection to the claimants of seats, in either House; es pecially this could not have been in the case of Ur. Miller. Rut they have, all along, determined to carry out their policy of misrule, and dressed with what we hope will prove “a little brief authority,” have resolved that that policy should have as little opposition as possible, in the matter of legisla tion. They could not, of course, ex clude from their seats, Democratic members from the North, but they did not desire that this small band of de fenders of the Constitution should re ceive any recruits to their ranks, from that very section of the country which it was their intention despotically to rule for political effort. It was, we believe, no principle of justice, no at tachment to the interests of the people of the States, no devotion to Constitu tional Government, no vindication of the Union itself, or the principles up on which it was founded, but a blind and w't’U'nl and settled determination, at all hazards, and by this, as well as Uv ail jafeyW.ißfL the lticians. It may be they may have had some attachment to the policies which they have avowed, but it was more for the sake of the .power which they might retain, than from any at tachment to any principle declared— the success of the office-holders and of the party, for the sake of the plunder, and not the triumph of right or the good of the land. Who can doubt that had Hill and Miller been made of such ma terial as that, they would Jhave blindly sustained and upheld all Radical en croachments upon the rights of the people of the South, vile and profli gate political aspirants, without name or ability or honor, but devoted to Grant, servile followers of Morton, and Wilson, and Butler, “base and vile in struments,” “from whose vulgar string no Voice of integrity or honesty could speak,” who can, or who does doubt that, long ago, without one dissenting voice, they would have been received ■with all the honors into the hall of the Senate ? But these distinguished men are gentlemen, and however they may be denominated Republicans are nevertheless Southerners and Southern patriots, men of character and men of ability, and therefore fit to be exclu ded from the councils of the country. It would not Id to allow men of mark, of character, of talent mid command ing' eloquence, and that too. from the South, a place upon the floor of that chamber, who could, and who would defend the right, who could and who would do justice to a traduced and vil ified people; who could not only de fend our fair fame, and put that de fence upon the h istorical public records of the nation, but who could tell them of their wrongs, of their duplicity, of their invasions of the Constitution, their insensate, yet methodical attacks upon the liberties of all the people, and the very form and design of the Government itself, and who would have the courage, then and there, to do it. We have always thought that this was a prevailing reason for the exclusion of Southern Statesmen from Congress halls. \ iUaiuy hates expos ure, and dreads to be uncloaked. The ease of Dr. Miller, was clear, so clear that ho did not have, and could not have any respectable opposition, or fear of its final determination, if jus tice wts done him, and so they knew, and so they felt the country know; and so to deprive him of his place as fur its might be, and sq deny Georgia her Representation in her sovereign capacity, the policy of delay has been adopted, and his case prolonged, and putt off, and putt off, until at last, just at the very close of the session, and of his term of office, a right has been ac corded which is no clearer now, that the vote has been taken, than it was the day that his election was announc ed at Atlanta. We should have re joiced could he have been seated at an earlier period, that at least the coun try might know, that if Toombs and Stephens and Johnson, are ostracised from the councils of the people, yet that we have still in our midst, men of the same stamp of virtuous character, the same commanding talents and lofty-eloquence. The Senator has taken his seat, but he will hardly have made it warm, be fore ho shall be compelled, by opera tion of law, to vacate it. Trumbull’s Resolution to allow them their per diem and compensation from the date of their election, in 1868, we suppose will pass,- and we hope it will, and believe it ought. We trust that we are now about to see better days, for with a Representation at the Na tional Capitol, which shall, from all the South, properly set forth and declare and defend her name, her rights and her policy as an integral part of this Government, we have groat confidence that it will go very far towards affect ing legislation at Washington, and have not a shadow of*doubt but that it will be for the public good. Editorial Miscellany. The Enforcement Bill. —A telegram in the Baltimore Sun says, the bill ap plies, as it now stands, to 17 cities, though one member of the] Judiciary Committee maintained that if any exi gency aroso, the act could be constru ed to cover every town ship in the land. A member of the Temperance Socie ty, in Huntsville, Ala., has the "pass word,” but, somehow or other, rt the wrong smell.” Dr. Hall tells the story of a Scotch man, who sung most piously the Hymn, “Were the whole realm of nature mine That were a present far too small.” and all through the singing was fum bling in his pockets to make sure of the smallest piece of silver for the con tribution box. The annual contributions to mission ary operations, in all the Protestant churches, amount to about $5,000,000. | A great fire occurred in Dawson, on j Wednesday night last, originating in i Aww'rmcrrny OfrTlisu rance Cos. An extensive and destructive fire took place in Savannah, on Wednes day night last, in the rear of Bell & Hull’s auction room. Several build ings with large stocks of goods were burned. Loss, $500,000; for the most part insured. Levy & Tinsley, Jewellers at Cov ington, had their iron safe broken in to, and $2,500 worth of gold and silver watches and jewelry taken. King Amadeus cairied with him to Spain 90 dogs. Americus has a population of six thousand. W. A. Refo, a printer of Augusta, died theje last Thursday. The Southern Pacific Railroad Bill passed the House, and will doubtless pass the Senate. It runs from El Pa so, in Texas, to San Diego, Oal. It has a grant of ten alternate sections, for every mile on each side of the road in California, and twenty alternate sec tions to the mile on each side of the road, in New Mexico and Arizona, making in all about 20,000,000 of acres The road will be commenced as soon as the bill becomes a law. The treaty of peace between France and Prussia has been signed. France pays to Germany three hundred and twenty million thalers. Alsace and Lorraine, including Metz and Nancy are ceded. The German troops will not enter Paris. .The Emperor Wil liam was to leave for Berlin on the Ist March. Paris is quiet. An Ohio woman advertises for a hus band. "Money no object, must be healthy and willing to work.” The McDuffie Journal, Mrs. W. H. Royal, Proprietress, and C. S. Du Bose, Editor, published at Thomson, comes to us, to day, among our exchanges— a new paper and promises well. A man, by the name of Rob£. Fos ter, on the 10:15 Friday night train of the W. & A. R. R, fell from the plat form, and was run over by one of the cars, mutilating dreadfully both of his legs. A lady, a few miles above Marietta was run over by a down freight and instantly killed. Hydrophobia is prevailing in South Nashville. A Mis. Ross has been elected to suc ceed Judge Woodward in the board of directors of the Wyoming National Bank, Pa. The California State Medical Society refuses to admit females. Mrs. Dr. Cook, of Buffalo, makes by her medical practice, $9,000 per an num. Ex-Gov. C. J. Jenkins is President of the Merchant’s and Planter’s Na- j tional Bank, at Augusta, 3a. Live Beaver.— A man, named Vi atson, wag carrying one around in his arms, yesterday. He caught it in a steel trap, near Clapp’s Factor}’, on the previous night. It was the first live specimen we ever saw. The price asked for the pet w as $5. 00. [Columbus Enquirer. A pious negro actually prayed, “Lord, grant that whiskey and tobac co may be cheap, and the chicken roost on the low limbs.” The next Agricultural Convention, it has been decided, wfill be held in Rome, at the call of the President. The State Annual Agricultural Fair will be held at Macon. Trumbull offered a resolution to pay Hill and Miller from the date of their elections, in 1868, and compensation; Whitely and Farrow from the date of their election until the Senate declared against them. If we attend carefully to our duty, and keep both beams and motes out of our own e} es, those of others will not seriously trouble us. Stealthy Movements of the Rnd- Icals-TheNew Enforcement Bill. The Washington correspondent of the Baltimore Gazette: Those who have watched closely the stealthy movements of the Radicals, need not be told that a civil war will be risked rather than power surrendered at the behest of the ballot box. The en croachments of Congress and the Ex ecutive move steadily along. The new Enforcement bill, which has just pass ed the House, is but another of a series of measures designed to drive the peo ple to extremes. With a fourth of the real legal voters of the country, the revolutionary leaders think they can perpetuate their rule; and unless the people display more concern and earn estness than they have for the past six years, the programme must undoubt edly succeed, for a time at least—per haps for the next decade. Whatever may be thought or said to the contrary, it will appear plain enough when an impartial historian shall have written the origin of the war of 1861—’65. that the hostilities were premeditated and forced by the Radi cal leaders. It is notorious that, for this express purpose, Mr. Seward was thrown overboard at the Chicago Con vention in 1860, and a man of “more nerve' ’ selected in his stead. Then, as —ViiGir; as" now; the principle of foTce was insisted upon, in the outset, as the only panaca for differences of opinion !in a Government founded expressly upon the consent of the governed.— Virginia (the “border States” agreeing with her) had just decided against se cession by 60 000 majority, when “the man of nerve” called for 75,000 troops, with which to invade her soil. The Radical leaders now intend to exclude the Southern vote, enmasee, if need be, under the cry of Ku-Klux, and as many Northern electoral votes as shall suffice their purposes, on the plea of frauds in the elections—especially in large Democratic cities. The plot is perfect. Such desper ate Robespierres, Dan tons and Murats as Morton, Chandler and Butler have been given the reins undisguisedly, and with appearantly almost the uni versal consent of the Radical party in Congress. Senator Blair tombed in directly these points, in his great speech, with a significance that the country had better pay some little at tention to. The short turn of the Ad ministration on the Alabama question, may here find a solution. It is utter ly impossible that a Government can be permanent, founded as it will prob ably be in a few years, upon the prin ciple of military force, and yet remain under the forms of Republicanism.— Let the people stand ready to meet the crisis when the mask is thrown aside. Amateur Editors.— Many of our public men are capital amateur edi tors. Thomas H. Benton was a valua ble and vigorous contributor to The Globe in the war upon the United States Bank. His style was tren chant and elevated, and his facts were generally impregnable. James Buch anan was a frequent writer in my old paper, the Lancaster Intelligencer & Journal, and in The Pennsylvanian.— His diction was cold and unsympa thetic, but clear, exact and condensed. His precise and elegant chirography was the delight of the compositors.— Stephen A. Douglas wrote little, but suggested much. His mind teemed with “points.'’ I never spent an hour with him which did not furnish me with new Ideas. He was a treasure to an editor, becau-se lie possessed the rare faculty of throwing now light up on every subject in the shortest possi ble time. Bx-Atiorney General J. S. Black would have made a superb journalist, and was a ready and useful contributor. His style is terse, fresh and scholarly. Caleb Cushing is an other statesman who dilighted in ed itorial writing, and still occasionally varies his professional toil by the same agreeable relaxation. I have known him to stand up at his tall desk, and dash off column after column on for eign and domestic politics, or art, or finance, with astonishing rapidity and case.— -Forncxjz Anecdotes. JOHN W. ROBINSON & CO’S. GREAT EXCELSIOR GIDCUS MD c* 1 WM.B.REYNOLDS’ Caravan of Dromedaries and Menagerie of Trained Lions, Tigers, and Pumas! Thus the finest Traveling Circus now on the road, and the best exhibition of Trained Animals in the World, can he seen for one Price of admis sion. The Wonder of the Age ?—The Beautiful Lion Queen, Biss MINNIE WILLIAMS, Will fearlessly enter the cage of living silver Lions. The only woman in the world who does, or dare do, this extraordinary feat. WM. B. REYNOLDS Will also enter the cage of living AFRICAN LIONS. FULL CORPS OF CLOWNS AND EQUESTRIANS, kC.Jm WILL EXHIBIT At Kingston, Tuesday, March 7th, “ Cartersville, Wednesday, M’ch Bth “ Adairsville, Thursday, March 9th. Al>3tl&Sloar 75 Cents. Children under 12 yearn of age 5O Cents. PERFORMANCES AT 2 AND 7 O’CLOCK, P. M. of the Baltimore Gazette furnishes that paper a brief sketch of his observations at the grand saturnalia which took place in Washington City on Tuesday. The correspondent says: I visited to-day the various points of attraction of the Carnival, fi;om the be ginning to the end—that is to say, from First to Fifteenth streets, along the avenue—and I failed to see a sin gle diverting incident, except one: There is erected at the corner of the avenue and Sixth street, on each side, a rostrum, (the remains of the blown down arch.) One of these “rostrums” was specially reserved for His Excel lency. It was on the South side of the avenue. At precisely twelve o’clock the Pres ident and his suite appeared, and mounted the rickety staircase. Un derneath the improvised upper story and facing the National Hotel, was the likeness of old Sam. Johnson, da guerreotyped from a portrait of Sir Joshua Reynolds. He is painted with an enormous pair of spectacles, de signed perhaps, together with his ex tended arms and uplifted eye-brows, to indicate his utter surprise at what was going on. The design of the wicked artist, doubtless, was to por tray, at a glance, the aphorism of the great lexicographer, that a man who could be guilty of perpetrating a prac tical joke, would pick a pocket! His Excellency never moved a muscle un til the "gray mare,” belonging to one of the family, shot ahead. Mem—she won the last heat and the race. You bet on it Tight reins were signifi cant. Would that the whole world could have gazed upon this days pro ceedings. Ambition! Nero was not satisfied with the Government of Rome. He wanted to take the "rag off the bush” in all things. He wished to excel in running, driving, wrestling, fiddling and dancing, and even iD tricks of leg erdemain. “Here yon see it, and there you don’t.” The "goat” that won the race (or is to win it) is known to be owned eight months by cadet Grant. The successful footman (pitched along before the Carnival for his agility) will win the high prize on the mile trot. The same is the barber so much inquiry is made about as an appendage of the Executive Mansion. "See here,” said a man to me to-day, "do you think I intend to beat ?” He had superior entries of all kinds. ‘l’ll hold back,’ ho continued, ‘for something bigger.” Great heavens ! Have we come to this? Cannot a "Carnival” be held here without a finger of the Executive visible in the pie ? In the beginning of the hilarity, it will be remembered, I objected to dog fights. I knew well enough that "Hold On,” owned by "General” Dent, (which won the great match fight, just across the Potomac, against his antagonist, "Toe Nails,”) was bound to win, and didn’t like to sec any Northern countryman taken reluctantly ignored by the “commit tee.” _ The Palatka Herald thus de scribes one of the natural attractions of Florida: Silver Spring is one of the greatest curiosities in the South. It bursts forth in the midst of the most fertile country in the State. It bubles up in a basin near one hundred feet deep and about an acre in extent, and send ing from it a deep stream sixty to one hundred feet wide, and extending six or eight miles to the Ocklawaha river. In the spring itself, fifty boats may lie at anchor—quite a fleet. The spring thus forms a natural inland port, to which three steamers now run regular from the St. Johns, making close con nections with the ocean steamers at Palatka. The clearness of the water is truly wonderful. It seems even more transparent than air: you see the bottom, eighty feet below, the bot tom of yOur boat, the exact form of the smallest pebble, the online and color of the leaf that has sunk, and all the prismatic colors of the rainbow are reflected. Large fish swim iu it; eve ry scale visible, and every movement distincly seen. If you go over the spring in a boat you will see the fis sures in the rocks, from'which the riv er pours upward like an inverted eata aract. TVOTTPIP Seciled Propo- vl l vili. sa Is wiM be re ceivcd until the Second Tuesday in March instant, at the Ordinary’s Office, Bartow coun ty, to build Two Culverts ou the River Road leading to Canton—one on the road near the Cooper Trestle, and the other at the place known as the Donahoo Branch—the same to be of good Rock Masonry, with proper fills to raise the road to a level with tho bridge across the Cul verts. The walls 01 the culvert to be 8 feet high, to be, at least, 3 feet thick at the base, ami two feet thick at the ton, 74 feet wide at the top, and 30 feet wide at the base, with six good sleepers on each bridge, and floored with 2 inch heart pine plank, with 4good Rods in each culvert, 3 in each wall, securely fastened, and extending up through the Mudsills anti Sleepers, and so arranged and fastened as to secure the bridge. Also to erect a Bridge across the ravine at tue Tipper Furnace in Stamp Creek District, on the Canton Road; the same to bo two spans of 2234 feet in length, with one trestle in the eenter, to be well framed and braced, to be 6 Sleepers to the span 10 by 14 inches, tho trestle and braces to be made of 12 by 12 inch heart timber, the ends of each span to rest on a good head block or mudsill, all well framed together, to be floor ed with good heart pine plank 2 inches thick by 14 feet long and 6 inches wide, and well spiked down, with good, substantial Banisters. Bond and security required in terms of the law. J. A. HOWARD, Ordinary B. C. March 1,1821 —swtd To Painters ! SEALED PROPOSALS will be received at the Ordinary’s Office, Bartow conntv, until Saturday, the 11th of March instant, to Paint the Enclosure around the Court-House Lot in Cartersville, the same to bo painted in good, workmanlike style on both sides, with three coats of paint. Order on the County Treasure given for the payment of the same. ™ v , A, A IOWAKD , Ordinary B. C. March l, 1871-sw4t * ' ' " ■ ■■■ Georgia, Bartow County—dames Attaway has applied lor Exemption of Personalty and setting apart and valuation of Homestead, and I will pass upon the same, at 10 o’clock, a. m„ on the 15th day of March, 1871, at my office. This March Ist, 1871. J. A HOWARD, Ord. /Georgia, Bartow County. Geo. W. Tumlin V* has applied for Exemption of Personalty, and I will pass upon the same at 10 o’clock, a. m., on the 18th day of March, 1871, at mv office Mrfrch Ist,,i?n. j. a. Howard; 0 “d NETT ADVERTISEMENTS. DR. JOHN WT GBEAT REMEDIES. •* SMITH'S TOXIC SYRUP, FOR THE CURE OF AGUE AND FEVER OR CHILLS AND FEVER. The proprietor of this celebrated medicine justly claims for it a superiority over all remedies ever offer ed to the puolic for the safe, certain, speedy and per manent cure of Ague and Fever .or Chills and Fever whether of short or long standing. lie refers to tho entire Western and Southwestern country to bear him testimony to the truth of the assertion, tthatln no case whatever will it fail to cure, if the directions are strict ly followed and carried out. In a great many cases a single dose has been sufficient for a cure, and whole families have been cured by a single bottle, with a t>er fect restoration of the general health. It Is, however, prudent, and in every case more certain to cure, if its us j is continued in smaller dd&es for a week or two af ter the disease has been checked, more especially in difficult and long standing cases. Usually, this medi cine will not require any aid to keep the bowels in good orders should the patient, however, require a cathartic medicine, after having taken three or four doses of the Tooilc, a single dose of BULL’fi VEGETA BLE FAMILY PII.LS will be sufficient, OR, JOHN BULL’S Principal Office No. 40 Firth, Cross street, Louisville, Ky. BULL’S WORM DESTROYER, To iny United States and World wide Read erg: IIIA'VE received many testimonials from profes sional and medical men, as my almanacs and vari ous publications have shown, all of which are genuine. The following from a highly educated and popular phpsician in Georgia, is certainly one of the most sen -8(ble communications I have everreceived. Dr Clem ent knows exactly what he speaks of, and his testimo ny deserves to be written in letters of gold. Hear what the Doctor says of BulTe Worm Destroyer Villanow, Walker co., Ga. ) June 29th, 1866 $ DR. JOHN BULL—Dear Sir:—l have recently giv en your “Worm Destroyer” several trials, and find it wonderfully efficacious. It has not failed in a single Instance, to have the wished-for effect. lam doing a pretty large country practice, and have daily use for some article of the kind. lam free to confess that f know of no remedy recommended by the ablest authors that is so certain and speedy in its effects. On the con trary they are uncertain in the extreme. My object 111 writing you is to find out upon what terms I can get. the medicine directly from you. If I can get it upon easy te-ms, I shall use a great deal of iC lam aware that the use of such articles is contrary to the teachings and practice of a great majority of the reg ular line of M. p.’s, but I see no just cause or good sense in discarding a remedy which we know to be el ficlent, simply because we may be ignorant of its com bination. For my part, I shall make it a rule to use all and any means to alleviate suffering hum .nity which I may be able to oimnand—not hesitating because gome one more ingenious than myself may have learn d its effects first, and secured the sole right tc secure hat knowledge. However, lamby no mtans an ad vocate or supporter of the thousands of worthless nos trums that flood the country, that purport to cure all manner of disease to which human flesh is heir Please reply soon, and inform me of your best terms I am,sir, most respectfully, JULIUS P. CLEMENT, M. D. BULL’S SARSAPARILLA. A GOOD SEASON F»R THE CAPTAIN'S FAITH, READ THE CAPTAIN’S LETTER AND THE LET TER PROM HIS MOTHER. Benton Barracks, Mo., April 80, 1860. 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Perfect success has attended it d^»i ed in *omt easts of almost miraculous I am\-erv nnx(m,Vt s ° rM wers again have recourse to your B«sßMrtn/ Bon to rulof gelting a spurious artfeie v, He 5s fear fou forlt. woundß*were terrlbfe bpH^ ng |! o will recover. Respectfully JENNIE JOHNSON. 1 * 6 -T... , mmur.-imx'- -SDMrsRNi* • - ’fliwrtHVrAiev s. CUM m HIS j' jv V| J.. V . v + AUTHENTIC DOCUMENTS. ARKANSAS HEARD FROM,- Testimony of Medical Men Stony Point, White Cos., Ark., May 28,’66. DR. JOHN BULL—Dear Sir: Last February I was In Louisville purchasing Drugs, and I got force of your Sarsapparilla and Cedron Bitters g “* f My son-in-law, who wat with me in’ the store has been down with rheumatism for some time, commen Imjproved! 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Will be ready for mailing by the middle of Jan uary, notwithstanding our gYeatin-;- of, per, engravings, Ac., by fire, which dcstn.w.i the Job Printing Office of the Rochester /v erat Chrome&e, 25th, December, 1870. it •>, m be printed on a most elegant new-tinted naner and illustrated with nearly Five Hundred Original Engravings, And two finely executed Colored Plates—speci mens for all of which were grown bv ourselves the past season from our own stock oTßee<D » the originality, execution aud extent of rhe er, gravingsit is unlike and eminently superior -0 anv other Catalogue or “Floral Guide” extant The Catalogue will consist of 112 pages, and a* soon as published will be sent free to all who or dered Seeds from us by mail the last season To others a charge of lßceuts percopv will be mad,- which is notthe value of the Colored Plates. We assure our friends that the inducements we offer to purchasers of Seeds, as to quality and ex tent of Stock, Discounts and Premiums, are un surpassed. Please send orders for Catalogue* without delay. Our Colored Chromo for 1871. Will be ready to send out in January. The Chromo will represent foriy-two varieties of showy and popular Flowers, of natural size ami color. We design to make it the best Plate of Flowers ever issusd. Size, 19x2t inches. Thr reeail value would be at least $2; we shall, how ever, furnish it to customers at 75 cents pr. copy, and offer it at a premium upon orders for Seed-! See Catalogue when out. BRIGGS A BRoTU- E,R Rochester, N. Y. 1 QOA USE THE “VEGETABLE” 1 Q~f\ i O UPnlmonary Balsam”jo 11 1 The old standard remedy for Coughs. Colds Con sumption. “Nothing better CVTi.tß BROS. A Cos., Boston. $3 WATCH $3 WATCH THE GREAT EI ROPF. I V EUREKA ALUMINUM GOLD WATCHCO. HATE APPOINTED JC** f * Uctbrcst&Co. Jewelers,, 40 & 42 Broadway Mew York. SOLE AGENTS FOR THE U. S. and have authorized them to sell their great Eureka Alumixcm Cold Watches for THr.EE Dollars, and to warrant each and every one to keep correct time for one year. This Watch we guarantee to be the best and cheapest time-keeper that is now in use in any part of the globe. The works are in double cases, Ladies’ and Gents’ size and are beautifully chased. The cases are made of the material now so widely known in Eu rope as the Alluminum Gold. It has theex act color of Gold, which always retains; it will stand the test of the strongest acids; no one can tell it from Gold only by weight, the Alluminum Gold being 1-10 lighter. The works are made by machinery, same as the well-known American Watch. The Allumi num is a cheap metal, hence we can afford to soli the Watch for s?> and make a small profit. W e pack the Watch safely in a small box and send it to any part of the U. S. on receipt of $3.50; fifty cents for packing and postage. Address ail orders to L.Y. DEFORREST&CO .Jewel ers, 40 Ac 42 II rod way, New Yorft. AN INDEPENDENT FORTUNE IN FOUR BOOTHS. Can be made in a quiet way by men that are capable of keeping the secret. Address JAMES GOOD WIX, 67 Exchange I*laee, New York. I3el>ilatory J’owtler. —liemoves suj > .. natr 10 minutes, without injury to the skin. •Sent by mail for $1.25. IJPHAH S ASTHBA €UR£ Relieves most violent paroxysms in five minutes and effects a speedy cure. Price |2 by mail. The Japanese Hair Stain Colors the whiskers and hair a beautiful black or brown. It consists of only one preparation. — 75 cents by maiL Address C. UI’HAM, So. .21 Jayne idreet, Philadelphia, Pa. Circa sent free. Sold by all Druggists. ■ 1 ■ - ! I hi. IMMMMIJM TO THE WORKING CLASS.--We are now prepared to furnish all classes with constant employment at home, the whole of the time, or for the spare moments. Business new. light, and profitable. Persons of either sex easily earn from 50c to $5 per evening, and a proportional sum by devoting their whole time to the busi ness. Boys ana girls earn nearly as much as i raen ,- . „, That all who see this notice may scad their address, and test the business, we make the unparalleled offer: To such as are not well satisfied, we will send fl to pay for the trouble of writing. Full particulars, a valua ble sample which will do to commence work on, and a copy of The People's Literary Companion one of the best and largest family newspapers ever published--all sent free bv mail. Reader, it yen want permanent, profitable work, addre-s Agents ! Read This ! W® will pay agents a salary or S3O per week and expense-:, or allow a large commission, to sell our new and w ?s, ,le ££ ni mention*. Address M. WAGNER * CO., Marshall, Mich. Curious, How Strange* The Married Ladies’ Private Comp anion con tains the desired information. Sent free for fi stamps. Mrs. H. Metzger, Hanover, Pa. Avoid wacks.-T victim of early indis • cretion, causing nervous debility, preina cure decay, &c., having tried ever." adver; remedy, vain, has a simple means o’s self-secure, which he w-ill send free to his fellew-sr'fferers.-- Address J. J. H. Tuttle, 78 Nassau st.. N T . York. New |25 1 ££&&&; (A Months O&WlIlg r Send stamp for i TritU Machine.' hiii particulars, fat Home. W. DANIELS & CO., Savannah„ Georgia. NEW JOB TYPE. We have just received a supply of new Job Type, from the Cineinnatti Type Foun Iry, and we are prepared to do Job Printing in the neatest and most tasty style, upon short notice, very low for cash.