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The Cartersville Semi-Weekly Express. Published on every Tuesday I UmL Friday Morn iv«s VOLUME X. The (’nrtersvillc Express T- every 'fl'KHi 'I»AV AND FRIDAY, By S. H. 3MTTIT<fc Cos., Editors and Prop’rs, in the town <>ii nirtersviile, Bartow County, G4f Terr j to f ShibJorip<jcra : ONLY $2 A YEAR!!! isvAiriKi.rm .t» vange. ■ Tlntysilay M >*nlnjf Edition, one year) ..—.1.50 This latter pr ){>o*itk)ii is eon find to clti&eng of llartour county only. Terms of Advertising: Tr<i (.0 tMouth, or pur sou are often Solid Non park 1 or Brevier lines or less. One Dollar for the l>r#t, and Fifty Cents foreaoh sub* Jeouent, In»*n!U»ji. Animal »r Cos itract, One Hundred and Twenty Dollars per coiumn, or in. that proportion. If.jofcssional' (far.ds, John W. WofK»r<l, ATTORNEY AT LAW. CARTKRSVILLE.. GEORGIA. Office over Pinkerton's Drug Store. Got. It. TT. T. WOEKOHA, A. P. WOFPOKrt Woi inl A Wofford, A!TORNEYS AT LAW, CART EUSVIU.It, GEORGIA. lune 23, IfWK It. W. TI ii i*|>lir t y, AITTORNEY AT LAW. CAITEBSVIU.K, .... GEORGIA. Will practice in the courts of the Cherokee Circuit. Particular attention given to the col lection of claims. Office with Col. Alnla John son. * >ct. 1. .Volin *l. Jours, ATTORNEY \T LAW & REAL ESTATE AGENT. CARTERSVILLE GEORGIA. Will attend promptly to all professional husi noss entrusted to hi> care; also, to the buying and selling of Real Estate. Jan 1. Jere. A. Howard, Ordinary of Bartow County. CARTERSVILLE, GEORGIA, Jan 1,1870. A. TV. Foil its ATTORNEY AT LAW. ARTXEBVILLE GEORGIA. (IV/7A Col. Warren Akin,) Will practice in the courts of Barlow, Cobb, Polk. Floyd, Cordon, .Murray, Whitfield and ad joining counties. March 30. W. MILNER, O. H. MILNER. Milliicr «fe Hiliiur, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. 0 A RTERSVILLB GEORGIA Will attend promptly to business entrusted to their care. Jan. 15. Warren Akin, ATTORNEY AT LAW. CARTERSVI LK, ;.GEORGIA. Will practice in all the courts of the State. Nam. 11. Patillo, Fashionable Tailor and Agent for Sewing Machines, WILL attend promptly to the Cutting, Re pairing, and Making Boys’ and Mens’ Clothing; also. Agent, for the sale of the cele brated Grover ,t Baker Sewing Machines. Of fice over Stokely & Williams Store. Entrance from the rear. ' feb 17. W. R. UXonntcaatle, Jeweler and Watch and Clock Repairer, CARTERSVI LI 8,. GEORGIA. Office in front of A. A. Skinner .t Co’s Store. Kcnnexavr House, MARIETTA,... ......GEORGIA. IS still open to the traveling public as well as summer visitors. Parties desiring to make arrangements for the season can be accommo dated! Rooms neat and clean and especially adapted for families. A fine large piar.za lvas been recently added to the comforts of the estab lishment. FLETCHER * FURY Ell, jnncl9wtf > Proprietors, S. (VSILIELDS, Fashlonable Tailor , Cartersville, Georgia. HAVE just received the latest European and American styles of Mens’ and Iloys’ Cloth ing, and is prepared to Cut and Making to or der. Office upstairs in Licbman’s store, East; side of the Railroad. sept. 29. Dr. «T. A. Jackson, PRACTICING PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, OF Fit 'K IN’ TUB XB W DRUG STORE. CAKTEIWYILLE, ’ GEORGIA. Jan 4th, 1871. WM. 0 PiOWLEH MANUFACTURER OF, -Ajsnj) m, SINGLE ANI) DOUBLE HARNESS, ‘l f' Saddles, COLLARS, LEATHER. RFJ'AIKI\« »U.\E Willi neatness and dispatch. m West-Main Street, »t)ar the old Market HoW, CAUTERKVILLE. (tA. feb 21-wly WM.O BOWLER. - ■ *J» y > f i \ I / “ UEAIt SHOff"V jSC w. l mmmi CART.iRfcjVILLE, G.V. M/tuFAi TFftF.R of Harness, Bri (V ■Mg* <BtSj Gear, etc*, ajp Dealer in Sswldles, Leather. Repairing doite on short notice. Work war ranted to stand the test. Hides Wanted, jau. 24, I&H.-swly . -£/ i>l 1 M T 0,1 y.gf DENTIST. Cartcrsville, da --ir '~ ; y 4 < Gf-i^ -, 3: J A- , Teeth drawn without pain, by the use oi nar cotic spray. moh 9. J. T. OWEN, JEWELER, ! ?Aain Street, Cartersville, Ga.. M ill turnish anything in his line as cheap as 't-'anbe bought .un> where; customer- M a y S P° S L ready to serve his Every thing warauted to give satisfaction. READ |T is well, toiwvtii to J i>«vtoys and to L.ujyvs tli.it Women are subject I ~.eg to nfimeroue diseases pe- y j|4 cullar to tpeir, Sex —Mich < as Suttpre-'ion of the /’A,ltTiir^njK&r. ... Menses, Whites. J'aiuiui ; m r N? M’nthly ‘Periods,’ Rheu- * A < in at ism of the Back aful * ’ iSL Woqp>. irtegnlar Men-,, \ 9f / -truntlon. Hemorrhage, i AglipySv. ■ JpK> or Exee--,ive ‘Flow.’ and --1 » A Prolapsus I'terlor Fall- i !S5Sfg A ing of the Womb. N*. vJSjjSF ThesedDea-esliavfesel dom been »»»ji#st®pessr U llf,. Tile jo-oftfrion hsiasoughtdilligofttly for some rftnuxlrthat wo’ld enable them to treat these diseases with success. At last, that remedy has been discovered by oue of the most skilful physicians in tile State af Georgia. The remedy is Bradfield’s Female Regulator. It is purely vegetable, and is put up in Atlan ta, by BRA I) FI ELD A CO. It will purify the blood and strengthen the system, relieve irritation of the kidneys, and is a perfect specific for all the above diseases; as certain a cure as Quinine is in Chills and Fevers. tor a history of diseases, and certificates ®fitß worderful cures, the render is referred to the wrapper around the bottle. Every bottle war ranted to give satisfaction or money refunded. LaGbanar, (Fa.. March 23, 1870. BRAD FIELD & CO., ATLANTA, GA.: Dear Sirs: T take pleasure in stating that 1 have used, for the Inst twenty years, the medi cine you are nuttingup, known as DR. J. Bit A.D- FrELIPS FEMALE REGULATOR, and con sider itthe best combination ever gotten to gether for the diseases for which it is recom mended. I have been familiar with the pre scription both as a practitioner of medicine and in domestic practice, ami can honestly say that 1 wonsidor it a boon to suffering females, and can hut hope that every lady in one whole land, who may be suffering in any way peculiar to tne|r sex. may be able to procure a bottle, that their sufferings may not only he relieved, hut that they may he restored to health A strength. With my kindest regards, r am, respectfully. W. B. FERRELL, M. I). We, the undersigned Druggists, take pleasure in commending to the trade. Dr. J. BradfleUVs Female Regulator—believing it to be a good and reliable remedy for the diseases for which he recommends it. W. L \ NS DELL PEMBERTON. WILSON, TAYLOR & CO. REJ>WIN E A FOX, M-C. LAWSHE, Atlanta, Ga. AY. ROOT A SON, Marietta, Ga. An S with gentleness and thoroughness upon the Liver and General Circula *pß Bowels in Natural Motion ann A 'causes the System from all imnuri taiVs | —==r=Z= Never vlylj?!’ 0. S. Prophitt’sj . -—— —LI Enlarg -IV5’ "Yspepsia, Indigestion, Loss of Ap petite, Nausea, Sour Stomach. Heart Burn. Debility, low Spirits, Cold Feet ami Hands, Costiveness, Listlessiiess, Colic, Chronic Diarrhea, and Chronic Chills and Fever. ■ 1 )nl Pruned in strict accordance with skillful chemistry and scientific pharmacy, this purely veg- . e tab 1 e Compo un and I “~l } has t h w o C nTvll CELEBRATED jest'test of .. . . 1y ! »'years i 11- ceasant Bse,| J —"——L _iflieen stvl u\ the (jßkat Ukstorativk and Kkcuperant hv the enlightened testimony of thousands us ing it; so harmoniously adjusted that it keeps the Liver in healthful action; and when the ill!Cetions are olvspwptl t.hp, of’ wiasLp ami replenishment in the heinan svstem con tinues uninterruptediv to a ripe old age, and man, like the patriarchs of old, drops into the grave full of years, and without a struggle, whenever, I |D k ath claims his ' _ . . I 'preroga t.vc.Ada-| iljiYcr Medicine.sipt ed to the most! I Udclicate tempera-~ ""~'!!L"!'!!*"*‘" l *~~nieiit, A robust constitution, it can lie given with equal safety and success to the young child, invalid iadv or strong man. jiiue 2,1871. nn. o. s. phophitt’s Anodyno Kill It. NEVER FAILING! RRLS FAIN I\ EVERY FORM. Pi HR FIS Ptrinx hi the Park. Ghent, Gripe or t y Ltmis, ' /ihnoriati*u>. Aimntlf/ia. Cattr/he, Cohl*t, Bronchial Ajfttetionn. Kiitneii THeeaee*. />//*- pepxia. Li nr Complaint ; Colic. Cholera. Cholera Muriate. Pleuriey. Asthma, Heart Burn. Tooth Ache, Jaw Ache, Ktir Ache , ILe-ad- Ache. Sprains, Bruises. Cute. Contusions, Sores, Lacerated Wounds, Scalds. Burns. Chill Blaine, Frost Bites. I otsons, 0/ all ki/ids, vegetable or animal. Os ali [|p A I Nf KILL IT’|j the Remedies'ever discovered for the relief of suffering humanity, this is the best Pain Medita tor known to Medical Science. The cure is speedy and permanent in the most inveterate diseases. This is no hutnbug, but a grand medical discovery. A Pain Killer containing no poison to iiillame. paralize or drive the inflammation upon an in ternal organ. Its efficiency is truly wonderful —JIBUKF IS I NSTANT A>fEOlS. j It IS* dOstifieO’.tO banish pains ami aches, wounds and bruises, from the face of the earth. fn*y <>, 1(671, , s «> r o-in«j•» 'f r i CERTIFICATES:^ We, the undersigned, haved used Dr. Proph et’s Prepanrtions, and take pleasure in recom mending them to the public, as beiug all he claims for them: r . Uol. R J llendei'son/Coy ington, Ga.; G T Rog ers, Covington, Ga.; 0,8 Porter, Covington, Ga.; Prof. .J L Jones, Covington, Ga.; Rev. M W Ar nold, Georgia Conference; Rev. W W Oslin, Ga. Conference; FAT Swagaoii, ALonticello, Ga.; Ro bert Barnes. Jasper County, Ga.; A MRobinson, Monticello, Ga.; James Wright, Putnam County, Ga.: A Westbrook, Putnaui couutv, Ga.; Jmlgc J J Flovd, Covington, Ga.; W L Bebee, “Oov lngton I - .nterprise,”; A TI Zachrv, Coiivers, Ga; George Wallace, Atlanta, Ga.;' Dick' Lockett, Daves county, Texas; W Haw k Whatley, Dus seta, iexas; VV ( Linden county, Tex as.; TOmmy A Stewart, Atlanta. Ga; W A Lans dell. Druggist, Atlanta, Ga; R F Maddox A Cos.; Atlanta, (La.; Uriah Stephens, Cartersville, Ga.; AN Louis, Lowndes countv, Ga.; Joseph Land, Lowndes county, Ga.; .las’. Jefferson. Carters ville. Ga.; W L Ellis, Dooly county, Ga.; W A Forehand, Dooly county, Ga.; John B. Davis Newton Factory, Gil; B F liass, Lowndnes co. Bridles, GOWER, JONES & CO., MANUFACTURERS OF And Dealers in CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, ,/ANt> 1, 2 & 4 Horse Wagons. MATERIALS, *C. lIEPAIIIINO, of all kinds,- BONE WITH NEATNESS and DURABILI TY. CARTERSVILLE, GA. feb. 7, 1871.w1y JftesT* Suits of Clothes from $2,00 to SI,OO at SATTEiiFEHJDi, PiRON & CoS. carthrsviLli:, Bartow county, ueorcia, .iuly vui. isti. ~f~ ; *■“7'*" Scl|txlul(‘ oi’.tlie CA RTERSXILLE A YAN-WERT p. r. January .2fHh, 1871, the trains will 1 o {•( Leare PA YLORsVILEE,.at J... # .9.30, \. M. STir.ESlfoßO’. af........m. \. M. • FORJtKST HILU at 10.25. \. M Arriving at CA RTERSV 11.T.K, at,... .10.50. A M Leave UA RTPRSVILLE, at . 1. I’. V. Arrive at TAY UHtSV! LLE, at.;.. .3. P. M. U will rtiwn be cunuyig fromCedaitown to r,i viertfvllle via. Aan WCrl, connecting with the trains. An Extra train will be ru» to Cartersville and Letirrn to J ayJnr-vitle, eVerv Friday evening. By order of the President:] . __ D. W.X. PEAQQCK, Sec’y. change of schedule’. WESTERN it- ATLANTIC li. R. CO. NIGHT PASSENG ER *P R A IN'—Ortw a kt>. Leaves. AH an ta, aip :io, p. *» Arrives, at Chattanooga, .'..f, ifi, A . ir bAy Passexg er v Pra 1 x-octw a rn. Leaves Atlanta; ... g 15. A . M . Arrives at Chattanooga 4 25, p. m. fast line to new York—outward. Leaves Atlanta ...2 45, p. m AnTives at Dalton ..7 53, p. m" NIGHT I’ASSENGER TRAlN—Jnward. Leaves Chattanooga..., r . 20, l>. m. Arrives at Atlanta ;. .... ......l 42, a. m. day passenger train—inward. J Leaves Cluittauooga 5 30, a. m. Arrives at Atlanta 2 20, p. M. ACCOMMODATION TRAIN-INWARD. Leaves Dalton !. . 2 25, a. M. Arrives at Atlanta ....9 10, a. m. E. B. WALKER, may 25, 1871. Master of Transportation. Lawshe & Haynes, * Have ox hand and are receiving the finest stock of the Very Latest Styles of Diamond and Gold jewelry, in upper Georgia, selected, with eat care for the Fall and Winter Trade, Watches, of the BEST MAKERS, of both Europe and \- merica; American and French Clocks; sterling and Coin Silver Ware* and t he best quality of Silver Plated Goods, at prices to suit the times; Gold, Silver and Steel Spectacles, to suit all ages. XX r atclics mid Jewelry Rkpafrsp by Competent Workmen; Also Clock and Watch Makers Tools and Materials. sept 13.-swly ATLANTA, GA. W. H. GILBERT. A. BAXTER, T. W. BAXTER, Jr. GILBERT&BAXTEK, (41TI 'CKSaOKS TO W Ts nil DUM £ Dealers In HARDWYR E, IKBX, STEEL, MILS, CLOVER & GRASS SEED. AGENTS FOR SALE OF COAL CREEK COAL. Peruvian Gruano. And other Fertilizers. Agricultural Implements, Agricultural and Mill Machinery. ALSO GENERAL COMMISSION MERCHANTS For sale and Purchase of COTTON, WHEAT, CORN. And all other Country Produce, Cotton, Hav AND OTHER PRODUCE SHIPPED ON LIBERAL TERRS. GILBERT & BAXTER, Cartersville Ga. Jan. 19, 1871—ly. JAS. W. STRANGE, Dealer Iri, and Manufacturer Os XIX WARE, AND House-Furnishing’ Goods, ALSO DEALER IN First-Class Stoves At The JLowcst Cash Prices . , , (WILL BARTER FOR COUNTRY PRODUCE, RAGS, AC. Uartersville, Jan. 20th, ’7l-lv. s. 11. PATTIAJLO, Agent GROVER & BAKER’S CELEBRATED Elf W ICHi. BOTH THE FXASTIC AND SHATTAE LOCK STITCH, SUITABLE FOR ANY KIND OF FAMI LY SEWING- NONE BETTER. Men and Boys 9 Clothing Made on the Most Reasonable Terms. In fact, almost any description of SEWING clone As Cheap as the Cheapo* ! AND IN THE BEST STYLE. Lyman Chapman, Brick fttti Stoae Mason, CARTERSVILLE, GA. 1‘ prepared to do any of the above work upon short notice and at low figuers BORGIA, RARTOW COUNTY.—T. M. Ste w jfart has aoplied for exemption of personalty, and I will pass upon the same at 10 o'clock A. m., on the 3rd dav of July, 1871, at my olliee. June 21st, 187i. J. A. HOWARD, Ord’y B. C. u Oivvavil mid V~iv.rn ydP SHARP & FLO YD, Successors to Geo. SHAItP, Jr., > ATLANTA) QA., 1 Wholesale And Retail Jewelers, We Keep a Large and Varied Assortment of FINE WATCHES, CLOCKS*, ‘ DIAMOXOS, JEWELRY, AND hl* no r v c pa Will, A SPECIALTY. Wo Manufactuae Tea Sets, Forks Spoons. Goblets, Cups, Kuiv'es, etc. : i’» Pentiums For Agricultuipil Jj'airg; We arc prepared to fill any order for Fairs at short notice; also to give any informati<pi iu re<jard,to Premiums. Orders by mail or in person, will receive prompt and careful attention. We ask a com parison of Stock, Prices and Workmanship w ith any house in the State. * * Watcbes and Jewelry carefully; Repaired and \\ arranted. Masonic Badges and Sunday School Badges made to order. J&3T“ All Work Guaranteed. .ofJjSdi: ENGRAVING FREE OF CHARGE. SHARP & FLOYD. M ay 23, swly. . CONSUMPTION Its Cure and Its Preventive BY J. H. SCHENCK, M. D MANY a human being has passed away, for whose death there was no other reason than the neglect of known gnd indisputably proveu means of cure. Those near and dear to family and friends are sleeping the dream less Slumber into which, had they calmly adopted Dli. JOSEPH H. SCHENGK’S SIMPLE TREATMENT. and availed themselves of his wonderful effica cious medicines, they would not have fallen. Dr. Selienck has in his own case proved that wherever sufficient vitality remains, that vital ity, by his medicines and his directions for their use, is quickened into healthful vigor. In this statement there is nothing presump tuous. To the faith of the invalid is made no representation that is not a thousand times substantiated by living and visible works. The theory of tlie cure by Dr. Schenck’s medicines is as simple as it is ui failing. Its philosophy requires no argument. It is self-assuring, self convincing. The Seaweed Tonic and Mandrake Pills are the first two weapons with which the citadel of the malady is assailed. Two-thirds of the oases of consumption originate in dvspepsia and a functionally disordered livei. With Uiis condition the bronchial tubes “sympathize” with the stomach. They - respond to the morbific action of the liver. Here then comes the 'cul minating result, and the setting in, with all its distressing symptoms, of CONSUMPTION. The Mandrake Pills are esmposed of one of Natures noblest gifts—the.P?d«'fl»Jj;Hmn Petta altarative properties of calomel. But unlike calomel, they “LEAVE NO STING BEHIND,’* The work of cure is now beginning. The vitiated and mucous deposits in tne bowels and in the alimentary canal are ejected. The liver, like a clocK. is wound up. It arouses from its torpidity. The stomach ads responsively, and the patient begins to feel that he is getting, at last, A SUPPLY OF GOOD BLOOD. The Seaweed Tonic, in conjunction with the Pills, permeates and assimilates with the food. Chylincation is now progressing without i.ts previous tortures. Digestion becomes painless, and the cure is seen to be at hand. There is no more flatulence, no exacerbation of the stomach An appetite sets in. Now comes the greatest Blood Purifier ever yet given by an indulgent father to suffering man. Schenck’s Pulmonic Syrup comes in td perform its functions and to hasten and com pteto the cure. It enters at once upon its work. Nature cannot be cheated. It collects and ripens the impaired portions of the lungs. In the form of gatherings,* it prepares them for expectoration, and lo ! in a very short time the malady is vanquished, the rotten throne that it occupied is renovated and untile new, and the patient, in all the dignity f>f regained vigor, steps forth to enjoy thfe manhood or the woman hood that was GIVEN ITT AS LOST. The second thing is, the patients must stay in a warm room until they get well ; it is almost impossible to prevent taking cold when the lungs are diseased, hut it must be prevented or a cure cannot be effected. Fresh air and riding out, especially in this section of the country in the winter season, are all wrong. Physicians who recommend that course lose patients, if their lungs are badly diseased, and yet because they arc in the house they must not sit down quiet ; they must walk aliom the room as much and as fast as the strength will bear, to get up a good circulation of blood. The patients must keep in good spirits—be determined tq get well. This has'a great deal to do with the appetite, and is the great point to gain. To despair of cure after such Evidence of its possibility in the worst mikes, and moral cer tainty m all others, is sinful. Dr. Sctionek’s personal statement to the Faculty of his own cure was in these modest words : Many years ago I was in the lsist stages of consumption ; confined to my bed, and at one time my physicians thought that I could not live a week; then, like a drowning man catch ing at straws, I heard of and obtainod the pre parations which I now offer to the public, and they made a perfect cure of me, It seemed to me that I could feel them penetrate my whole system. They soon ripened the mutter in my lungs, and I would spit up more than a pint of offensive yellow matter every morning for a long time. As soon as that began to subside my cough, fevei, pain and night sweats all began to leave me, and my appetite became so great that it was with difficulty that I could keep from eating too much. T soon gained my strength, and have grown in flesh ever since.” “I was weighed shortly after my recOvoiy,” added the Doctor, “then looking like a mere skeleton; my weight was only ninety-seven pounds ; my present weight is two huncired and twentv-five pounds, and for vears I “ ENJOYED GOOD HEALTH,” Dv. Sehenck has discontinued his profess tonal visit to New York and Boston, He or his son, l)r. J 11. Sehenck, Jr..- still ! c»tvtiinue to see patients at their office, No. 15 North Sixth street, Philadelphia, every Saturday from ba.Nn.. fo3 p. in. Those who wish a thorough examination with the Respirometer will be charged JKre dollars. The Respiroinctor declares the exact condition of the lungs, and patients can readily learn whether they are curable or not. Tho directions for taking" tire medicine are .adapted to the intelligence even of a child-, Follow these direetons, and kind nature will do the rest, excepting that in some eases the Man drake Pills are to be taken in increased doses ; the three medicines need no other aecopipuni ntents than the ample instructions that do accompany them. First create. appetite. Os returning health hunger is the most welcome svmptoni. When it comes, as it win cmneylet the despairing be of good cheer, Good blood at once follows, the cough loosens, the night sweat is abated. In a short time both of (hose morbid symptoms are gone forever. Dr. Schenck's medicines are constantly kept in tens of thousands of families. Asa laxative, or purgative, the Mandrake Pills are, a standard preparation; while the Pulmonic Syrup, as a curer of coughs and colds, may be regarded as a prophylaeteric against consumption in any of its forms. . Price of the Pulmopio Syrup, and Seaweed Tonic, st.so a bottle, or a half dozen. Man drake Pills, 28 cents a box. For sale by all druggists and dealers bh JOHN E. MENItY, EIGHT College Place, New York, WIIOL ESA I. E AGENT. NOTICE. All PERSONS who remained Lovnl to the United States Government during the late war, and who furnished to. or had army supplies taken, by the Federal soldiers. ( can team soiae thing to'their interest bv calling upon mebv the 27th inst. at my office in Gartersville. > ’iYaim agenHV Carters ville. June TbTl. [ : ohi x iv* y: . > i fit,- —r fz.NE- ~-7r The Love of the Period. TIIE WOMLIX WRITES. b’ il’vejfistUft the ball-reotn, -J4nr starry, To drop You this'bit of a hot 4, i r • WJiich the Captain has promised u> carry direct by il»e four o'clock boa,t, The season is c'‘Handy ’6veV; Sue Summers' refused Colohel Chute ; swear like a savage sea-rover Because our affair follows suit. I only engage 1 for a season; > , You're the primest of partners I vow j I 11, yell you directly the reason I’m writing so hastily now. Please send mo at once by Tom Tiuberene— His whiskers are..simply divine— My picture, that copy of Swinburne, And everything else that is mine. My letters, my notes, and that poem, The one signed AnOhtma, dear; ' I know that you never would show ’em, Ljust want to read them all here. Oh! send me my pink satin slipper, I know how to cover the stain— You pulled off aud used as a dipper To pledge, me in Cliquot champagne. And Harry, be Sure to see Barker— You would cut my curls off, you know, If you send some half a shade darker, The difference never would show. Send ribbon and ring ; I think this is The whole of the things I must ask, I’m sure that to send back my kisses, You’ll vote an impossible task. Now Harry, don’t rage and be horrid— Don’t bluster and swear and abuse— Our love was deliciously torrid— To crop it quite gives me the blues. I’ve viewed it in every direction, And find in its rapturous range A prime, pantheistic perfection, - Progressive, electrical, strange! Yet I know that this bliss unalloyed. If once I were bound as your wife, Would fade in a fortnight, destroyed By dullness of no-money life. And so I’ve determined, dear Harry—. As girls of the period do— Although I shall certainly marry, ’Twill not be, my dearest, to you. At the Arlington soirees next winter, jwu most sureiy ue meic, I shall be Mrs. Daniel McLintor, He’s a horrid, hump-backed millionaire* THE MAN ANSWERS. I’ll answer your letter, my Julia, For I can take oath you are mine; Its tenor is coolly peculiar, Though perfectly plain to define, Its news was forestalled by a rumor, Ed. Eavesdropper brought from the springs, It put me at first out of humor, * ,• And up to unorthodox things, I hated, yon see, to surrender C' What gave me such capital fun, But I went on a regular bender, ;\ ; And bent myself straight, fee the pun ? V'.t ;A A r I fear, in the first ebullition Os rage, I was rather severe ; Sent yourself and your sex to perdition, And called you not pet names, my dear. I thought a second of laudanum, And wringing your heart, (?) and all that, But’remember my wager with Hodman, That Blank will be beaten a bat. So calling philosophy’s aid up. I put for an out and out smoke; And the bender—not Grefcian—then madcap My miud (he whole thing is a joke, So I stopped being spooney and fussing, And pulling a pitiful phiz, And quitted my wickedest cussing, More quicker than old Horace will his. You shall have all your articles. Leastly, The letters and poem I’ll keep, For the Winter bids fair to be beastly, And fuel, no end of, not cheap. Your kisses ? To Tom I refer them; < His whiskers 1 think rather foxy. I’ll tell you the style you prefer them. And thus make the transfer by proxy. M tttM Waliwwi* I went down to Barker’s by stages, ' As fast as a fellow can do ; Biif though lie’s tile heir of the ages, He’s now false enough, Jule. for you. dr l»rH ** '. 'ii M . HiitJ I swear you’rjp uncommonly lucky To kn,ow how to cover a stain , But spite of your sweetness, my ducky, Sdrifc vestige is bound to remain. it *;» h It I ll end our affair without snarling And part, if we can, without strife; But did you imagine, my darling, 1 wanted to make you my wife? Give my pious regards to Mcßinter, I dare say. I’ve writen it wrong ; / I’ll play him a toss up next Winter As to which of us two you belong. i young lady was caught smok ing a cigar by her maternal parent.— Her excuse was it made her smell like there was a young man about. What a glorious work} this would bp, if all its inhabitants could say with Shakespear: “Sir, I am a true laborer; learn what I wear; I 1 owe no man hate; enH no man’s hap- j piness; glad of other men’s good; con tent with my farm.” I Where the Sun Never Sett*. The fpilawiiig isj from the description of a seeue witnessed by Mr. Campbell aud party in the, Xpvth of ,Xunvuy # from a cliff one thousand feet above the sea: ' t . , |„ V; : t n “The ocean .stretched away iu silent vastuess at our feet; the sound of the waves scarcely reached our airy look out; away in the North the liuffe old son swung low along tb© horizon, like tko slow bent of the pendulum iu the tall clock of our grandfather's puriur corner. \Ve all stoo/I silent looking at our watches. When both hands came together at twelve, midnight, the full round oxi) hung triumphantly above the wave—a bridge of gold running due North spanned the wa between us and him. There he shone in silent majesty that knew no setting. Wei in voluntarily took off onr hats; aud no wprd was said. Combine, if you can, the most brilliant sunrise and sunset yoii ever saw, and its beauties will pale before the gorgeous coloring which now lit up the ocean, heaven and mountain. Iu half an hour the sun had swung by perceptibly on its beat, the colon? changed to those of morn ing, a fresh breeze lippled over the Hood, one songster after another piped up in the grove behind us—we had slid into another day. Finery for Babies. When will American mothers show their good sense and dress their chil dren plainly ? An underskirt is just as useful entirely plain, as with innu merable tucks aud ruffles; aprons soil just as quickly with all the stitching and ornamenting, as if without it. We should avoid all this useless work. A good sewiDg machine used to perform the sewing of plain gar ments is a valuable servant. My sew ing is no severe master for me, though there are six of us to be clothed. My children never seem to feel the need of tucks and ruffles, and as I join them for a ramble, hunting spring tlowers, 1 am not constantly fretted about their clothes, for they are of good, substan tial material, not easily torn, and so plainly made that if soiled they are very easily washed aud ironed. Peo ple say to me what a healthy, rosy looking family you have, and surely we have. I think very few people ever felt seriously distressed at the pi .in 1’ waVvefy inuch distressed by one of the numerous children of a hard working mechanic coining to my door one cold, rainy and y, dressed in ruffled dress and apron, with shoes untit for any child to wear, and asking for a pattern for an infant’s tucked dress.— I told the child to tell its mother I never had such an article, and hoped my good sense would never allow such a display. Very pretty they are, but there are so many things to be done for the sweetest and most helpless of all creation, that I should hardly feel justified in taking the time to make and iron such a garment. Mothers, try this plan of plain gar ments, and see if the liLtie 1 ones are not just as comfortable, and if you do not find your labors very much ed by it. ’Above all things try to find time for a little self-culturej that you may be the companions and teachers of the tender years of children. (Ccr. N. Y. Tribune. Married Without Knowing It. A Mr. Thomas Cooper, an English man, has published an account of his travels in Thibet, which he visited dis guised ns a Chinman. Among his stories is the following: He was just halting for break fast, after leaving the Thibetan town of Bathang, when a group of youDg girls, gaily dressed and decked with garland of flowers, came out of a grove and surrounded him, some of them holding his mu’e while others assisted him to alight. He was then led into a grove, where he found a feast being prepared, and after he had eaten and smoked his pipe, the girls came up to him again, “pulling along in the midst‘a pretty girl of sixteen, attired in a silk dress, and adorned with gar lands of flowers,” “I had already no-r deed,” Mr, Cooper continues, “this girl sitting apart from the others du ring the meal, and was very much astonished when she was reluctantly dragged up to me and made to sert herself by my side; and my astonish ment was considerably heightened when the rest of the girls began to dance around us in a cirtie, singing and throwing their garlands over my self and compuion.” The meaning of this performance was, however, soon made clear to Mr. Cooper. He had been inarried without knowing it. At first be tried to escape the liability pntaiied upon him, but such an out cry was made,by II the people abound that he was forced to carry off Jbis bride. He managed to get rid <A er before very long by transferring her to one of her relations, but even that was not treated as a dissolution of the marriage. On his way back he was joined one day by a Thil etan dame, of about thirty years old, who announced herself as his wife’s mother, and s<dd she had dome, with the consent of her httsbaud, to supply her daughter’s place. We can well imagine Mr. Cooper’s surprise at meeting wiih this novel proposal on the part of his moth er-in-law. & 11. ill'll <V Cq^s Jßroptittors. ! . ,*e <t ...A 4/HtVTuK*. vn 1* «f•dd»tlt»Hfc*ft“+ , nri H t»,{j a’ The Captain tis x>ncx)f Abe larged steamboats runup g oji the Pi'tniuxc ; was pile Huy lately, as | KB I bout touched the Ldhh'bg'wt ob«* nf hi* rivtl'-side Wiit&h nut a di<d:.ncq Cr*mi.: to. see all the g ivsts asseauUl.cd, with, Ujeir bag gage, fea’dy to tak passage .to the cite. In making inquiry as to the ? 'ehnse »«f this general exodus he soon discovered that thereby hung a tail. A.enl’s. tt appears that tlie.fare ut, th# h del dis agreed with the boarders, and not satis tied with complain took French leave. A batch of (.lough had been prepared for the oven amt {Aneod on * table. A playful kitten thought rt would be nice lurui* pvyr ,it,, it looked sq sno\vy, warm and (tempting. Kitty tried it and soon fottnif liei* dedicate little ieet .sinking in Ihb dough: She struggled to escape, and like-Governor Morton in the stolen treaty business, only straggled to sink deeper, until thh youthful cat disappeared entirely, and so, like young Loehintfar, went in to the vea’st. She never arose agnm, but the bread did. It closed over tint* uufortunute specimen, not leaving a hair apparent. Cooky, qf course, was hot aware that instead Os a loaf of bread she had a kitten dumpling, and put the mass into the oven and baked it \\ hen the bread was opened at breakfast next morning the birds did not begin to sing but the boarders did. They fairly howled with wrath. They knew that there bad been a family of kittens, and as liaati bad l>een served for breakfast before this extraordinary loaf was opened, the conclusion was uatural that the other part of the fam ily had gone into the hash and gone down their throats. They were first taken with sea-sickness, next with home-sickness, and then ensued a gen eral packing up. The fashionable summer resort was left with no inhab itants but the cook and the barkeeper, and what remained of the«family of kittens.— Coir. N. Y. World. Feminine Reverence. When a lady of sunny Spain has be come jedous of her sweetheart, she * products a very shaip knife from the garter where she usually keeps it, and stabs the faithless one on the spot.— The outraged Italian beauty does not inflict the stab, but she incites her big brother, or hires a ruffian from the the 'lhamduaf on *ms way dome rrhm the case, and smite him under the fifth rib. The German girl, under similar circumstances, nearly cries her meek blue eyes out. The lively and impul sive French woman either scratches the perfidious one’s face, shuts herself up in a garret with a pan of charcoal, and “asphyxiates” herself, or yet fur ther —she gives the person of whom she is jealous every reason to be jeal ous of her. The Yankee girl is wont to satisfy the gtefen-eyed mon ster in a summary manner. She ei ther cowhids the offending party, or produces a revolver and shoots “pfc sight.” The practice of the low. r classes of English females, when tin y are’-jealous', differs from 'cVbry one of the processes mentioned. Alone among.their sisters in civilieed nations thpy throw vitriol, and unhappily this seems to be growing in frequency eve ry se (Son. It should be, moreover, a source of bitter shame to those who are so fond of deploring the use of “the knife” amongst foreigners that this atrocious crime should be aim >st exclusively confined to the women of Great Britian, In Warsaw, Ky., are thirty-two widows, each possessed of a fortune of not less than one hundred thousand dollars. The oldest of these widows is thirty-nine, the youngest twenty^-one.-. All are handsome and all in the mne keh Should Brigham Young make a sweep from his harem-scarepi at Utah, upon this widow’s nest of Warsaw, and capture the entire lot, he would cut quite a figure. He might do so but for fear such a raid and capture of the widows of Warsaw would make more war in Utah thau it ever before saw.— This being the case, the reporter would say: » • : Os all the wars we ever saw, never saw a war like the way we saws am.eg the wive£ t and widows oi War saw. . As said the man oneb upon a time: “Os all the saws I ever saw shw I never saw a saw that would saw as the wood-saw saws, except it was a saw that I once saw in Arkan-saw, and that wood-saw would out saw any saw I ever saw in any place outside of Arkan-saw. A. Dog Stoby. —A correspondent, of the Whig furnishes the following;: The steamer Matilda,, running be tween I-'redericksburg and Baltimore, • hau just left Curler’s wharf, on her way to Baltimore, last week, when it vvaa discovered that a terrier, whoso owner was bn the wharf, had rem. in ed on the boat. At the request of the owner the dog was thrown overb.>. rd; and nothing more was titeiught of the matter by those on board, until. Balti more was reached, when one of. the hands entered the wheel-house and was surprised to find the dog sitting upon a projecting piece of timber. It is supposed t*h a t the revolving wheel*: OHUght the dog and lifted him to the position stated. He was unharmed, and on toe return trip was delivered to his owner, who hud concluded t.iathi pet had been drowned. -fih.WiElH