Cartersville express. Semi-weekly. (Cartersville, Ga.) 1870-1871, November 04, 1870, Image 1

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Newspaper Page TextThe Cartcrsville Express I* published Semi-Weekly on every TUES DAY AND FRIDA Y, bv SAMUEL H. SMITH, Editor and Prop’r. In the town of Garter* ville, Bartow County, Ga. Terms of Subscliption t One copy one year (in advance,) $3.00 One copy six months, “ 1.5* Thursday Morning Edition, one year) 1.50 This latter proposition is eonttned to citizens Os Bartow county only. Terms of Advertising: Transient (One Month or Ism,) per square of ten solid Nonpariel or Brevier lines or less, One Dollar for the first, and Fifty Cents for each sub sequent, Insertion. j nnual or Contract, One Hundred .and Twenty Dollars per column, or in that proportion. professional <£ai;ds. John W. Wofford, ATTORNEY AT LAW. CARTERSVILLK, GEORGIA. Pinkerton’s Drug Store. Oct. 17.^ W. T. WOFFORD, A. P. WOFFORD. W offord A Wofford, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, CAKTKRSVTLLE, GEORGIA. June 23, 1870. It,. W. Murphey, ATTTORNEY AT LAW. baETERSVILLE, GEORGIA. Will practice in the courts of the Cherokee Circuit. Particular attention given to the col lection of claims. Office with Col. Ahda John son-. Oct. 1. - ■ - —»■ i John J. Jones, ATTORNEY AT LAW & REAL ESTATE AGENT, CARTIRSVILLE. GEORGIA. Will attend promptly to all proflTes.sion.al busi ness entrusted to In,, care; also, to the buying and selling of Real Estate. Jan 1. Jere. A. Howard, Ordinary of Bartow County, and ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW. CARTERSVILLK, GEORGIA. Jan 1, 1870. A. M. Foute, ATTORNEY AT LAW. C A KTSRSVILLK .GEORGIA. ( With Col. Warren Akin,) Will practice in the courts of Bartow, Cobb, Polk, Floyd, Gordon, Murray, Whitfield and ad joining counties. March 30. J NO. COX E, J. 11. WHILE. Coxe A Wilcle, ATTORNEYS AT LAW AND NOTARIES PUBLIC. C ARTERSVILL*, GEORGIA. John Coxe, Commissioner of Deeds for South Carolina. 9. T. W. MILNER, o. H. MILNER. Milner A Hfiner, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. CARTERSVILLt, GEORGIA Will attend promptly to business entrusted to their care. Jan. 15. Warren Akin, ATTORNEY AT LAW. 0 ARTERSVILLB, GEORGIA. Will practice in all the courts of the State. Sam. 11. Patill©, Fashionable Tailor and Agent for Sewing Machines, WILL attend promptly to the Cutting, Re pairing, and Making Boys’ and Mens’ Clothing; also, Agent for the sale of the cele brated Grover A Baker Sewing Machines. Of fice over Stokelv A Williams Store. Entrance from the rear. feb !"■ Hr. I. A. Jackson, PRACTICING PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. OF FIB IN DR. PINKERTON'S DRUG STORE HE has so arranged his business that he is now prepared to devote his whole time and attention ts the practice,'and he feels confident, with his extensive experience, that he can give entire satisfaction. A liberal share of patron age respectfully solicited. Cartersville, Jan fi. John W. Dyer, HOUSI-PaINTER. CARTER3VILLE,. GIOEGI A. Will attend promptly to business in his line. Jan 19, 1870—wly W. R. Mountcatttle, Jeweler and Watch and Clock Repairer, CAUTICRSVIL! E, GEORGIA. Office in front of A. A. Skinner * Co’s Store. KeniiCNaw House, M\P.IETTA, ...GEORGIA. IS still open to the traveling public as well as summer visitors. Parties desiring to make arrangements for the season can be accommo dated. Rooms neat and clean and especially adapted for families. A line large piazza has been recently added to the comforts of the estab lishment. FLETCHER & FRE\ ER, junelßwtf Proprietors. English School. MISS MINDA HOWARD will open an Eng lish Mixed School, in a School Room just completed, near the residence of J. A. Howard, Oartersville, Ga., on the Second Monday in July next Girls and little boys will be admitted on the following terms : JFirst Class : Spelling, Reading, Writing, Primary Arithmetic and Geography, (per uonth) $1.50 jgtfonli Class: English Grammar, Geography, Ilisto ry, and Arithmetic, (per month,) $2.00 No deduction made for loss of time, except in cases of protracted sickness. The term will end on the 12th of December next> Cartersville, juue 30-wlm G.W, J_£AVE TAKEN CHARGE OF THE Foundry and Machine Shop, heretofore owned and run by MB. B. SCOFIELD, of this place, and have engaged the services of John Ji. La Font nine , Os Atlanta, Ga., as Foreman, which is a suffi cient guarantee for the success of the establish ment, as it is a well known fact, throughout the State, that for promptness and ability, he can not be surpassed. We have, also, procured the services of the Best Moulder in the South; Also a corps of other Mechanics, and anew supply of Machinery and Tools have been pur chased. Mr. J. R. HOWELL, The Renowned Mill-Wriglit, Will make his headquarters at this Shop, where his celebrated I *'eiter IPfteel, and other MILL MACHINERY, will be built. Orders are solicited, at once, for any ici>t,l of Casting or piece of Mach inery. We claim a trial, as we are strictly Southern mechanics, and de fy Northern competition to do better or cheaper work. fSRt CKuarantj 3Sbtrs 3ofc 22tf Will toll parties to the day when they can have i heir work, and, if not doiie according to prom ise, will make no charge. We ask the patronage of our friends of the South. Aid us, and keep the money at home. G. W. LEE & CO. Cartersville, Ga., junc 20, ISSIh SAM’L H. SMITH, YOL. 9. S. 11. FATTILLO, Agent GROVER & BAKER'S CELEBRATED SE¥fl€ MKBm BOTH THE ELASTIC AMD SHUTTLE on LOCKSTITCH. SUITABLE FOR ANY KIND OF FAMI LY SEWING JIONE BETTER Hen and Boj s’ Clothing Made on the Most Reasonable Terms. In fact, almost any description of SEWING done As Cheap an the Cheapest! . AND IA THE BEST STYLE. J- C. Register, Tinner, AM> DEALER I.\ Cook, Heating and Office STOVES AND GRATES, TIN-WARE, Atlanta Stencil & Variety Works! BEN. Z. DUTTON, Manufacturer of and Dealer in Stencil Brand*, Steel Dies, Steel Bloch Stamps, Warning Brands , Brass Alphabets, and all Articles kept in a first class STENCIL HOUSE. TRICE LIST OF HA ILA BL E A R TICL ES Stencil Name Plates for inark’g cloth’g, 75c Steel Ring, for keeping keys together, 25c New Style key tag, with name neat eng. 25c Perpetual Almanac, the most ingenious little article of the age, 50c Any of the articles in this list will be mailed, to any address, on receipt of price, or the whole of them for $1 25 Address BEN. Z. DUTTON, Lock Box 351, mch 22-wly Atlanta, Ga. N. B. —Circulars sent free. W. 0, <3 REIN, ©REPAIRER OF JEWELRY, CLOCKS, AND WATCHES; Also keep on hand and for sale the above goods. Room in the store of Simon LiebmaD, CartorsviPe, mch 22. LIVERY STABLE. Ford A Moon. CARTERS VILLE , GA., IS prepared, at all hours, to furnish con veyances into the country—saddle-horse, buggy, hack, rockaway, or wagon. Also, to board stock, &c. nov. 3. C ** r »*^' and GEAR, Manufactured and Repaired in the very best style of the art, in the quickest time and at the shortest notice, and for less money than is usually paid for such work and stock. Try me ! W. C. EDWARDS. Cartersville. mch 9—wly _____ 'Dn F. 31. , «T olmson, DEXTIST. Teeth drawn without pain, by the use oi nar cotic spray. mch 0. W H GILBERT & CO., CARTERSVILLE, GA., Dealers In HARDWARE, IRON, STEEL, NAILS, CASTINGS, AGRICULTURAL IM PLEMENTS, and GR ASS SEEDS, TERMS FROM THIS DATE : STRICTLY CASH. Agents for sale of Threshing and Mill Machinery. Agents for sale of Mur fee Sul> Soil Flows. Agents for sale cf fertilizers. Dickson’s Compound; .ArtTID COE’S, Baugb’s Raw Bone, fAnd OTHERS. Agents for sale of Polk County §lateK For Uoofiii***. ATLANTA SACK FACTORY. WE are prepared, at all seasons, to fill or ders for Grain and Flour Sacks, of any size, quality, or quantity at our factory in At lanta, Ga. * W. A. MITCHELL & CO. sept. 26, lSlO.wly CARTER&YILLE, BARTOW COUSTY, GEORGIA, YOY. 4, 1870. TO PHYSrCIA SN. New York, August 15th, 18G8 Allow me to call your attention to my Preparation Compound of Extract Buchu. The component parts are BUCHU LONG LEAF, CUBEBS, JUNIPER BERRIES. Mode of Preparation.— Buchu, in vacuo. Juniper Bcries, by distillation, to form a fine gin. Cubebs extracted by displacement with spirits spirits obtained from Junip r Berries: very little sugar is use i, and a small proportion of spirit. It is more palateable than any now in use. Buchu, as prepared by Druggists, is of a light color. It is a plant that emits its fragrance ; the action of a flame destroys this (Its active orinciple,) loving a dark and glutinous decoction. Mine is the color of ingredients. The Buchu in my preparation predomi nates; the smallest quantity of the other ingredients are added, to prevent fermentation ; upon inspec tion, it will be found not to be a Tincture, as made in Pharmacopoea, nor is it a Syrup—and therefore can be used in cases where fever or inflammation ex ist. In this, you have the knowledge of the ingredi ents aid the mo le of preparation. Hoping that you will favor U with a trial, and that upon Inspection it will meet with your approbation With a feeling of confidence, I am very respectfully yours, H. T. IIELMBOLD, - C nemist vnd Druggist of 10 gears’ experience. ETC., ETC., CARTERSYJLLE, GEORGIA. [From the Largest Manufacturing Chemists in the World.] November 4, 1854. “I am acquainted with Mr. H, T. llembold ; he oe cupied the Drugstore opposite my residence,and was successful in conducting the busir ess where others had net been equally so before him. I have been fa vorably impressed with his character and enterprise.” WILLIAM WEIGIITMAN, Firm of Powers & Weiglitman, Manufacturing Chemists, Ninth and Brown street*, Philadelphia. Helmbold’s Fluid Extract of Buchu Is the great specific for Universal Lassitude, Prostra tion, Ac. The constitution, once affected with Organic Weak ness, requires the aid of Medicine to strengthen the em. which HEM BOLD’S EXTRACT BUCHU in ably does. If no treatment is submitted to, Cou y tion or insanity ensues. Ilelmbold’s Fluid Extract of Buchu, In affections peculiar to Females, is unequaied by any other preparation, as in Chlorosis, or Retention. Painfulness, or Suppression ofCustomary Evacuations, Ulcerated or Schirrus State of the Uterus, and all complaints incident to the sex, or the decline or change of life. HelmboliTs Fluid Extract Bucliu and Improved Rose Wash. « Will radically exterminate from the system diseases arising from the habits of dissipation, at little expense little or no ch nge in diet, no inc. jnvenience of expos ure ; completely superceding those unpleasant and dangerous remedies, Copaira and Mercury, in all these diseases. Use Helmbold’s Fluid Extract Buchu in all diseases of these organs, whether existing in male or female, from whatever cause originating, and to no matter if how long standing It is pleasant in taste and odor, “Immediate” in action, and more strengthening than aDy preparations of Bark or Iron. Those suffering from broken down or delicate con* stitutions, procure the remedy at once. The reader must be aware that, however slight may bo he attack of the above diseases, it is certa.n to af fect the bodily health and mental powers. All the above diseses require the aid of a Diuretic HEMBOLDS EXTRACT BUOIIU is the great Diuret ic* Sold by Druggists every where. PRICE— SI.2S per bottle, or 6 bottles for $6.50. — Delivered to any address. Describe symp toms in all communications. Address H. T. H E L M B 0 L D, DRUG AND CHEMICAL WAREHOUSE, 594 BROADWAY, New York. Nona Are Genuine Unless done up in steel-engraved wrapper with sac-simile of my Chemical Warehoues and signed H. T. lIELMUOLI). _ SEMI-WEEKLY. DR. JOHN BULL'S Great Remedies SMITH'S TONIS SYRUP! FOR THE CURE OF AGUE AND FEVER OR CHILLS AND FEVER. The proprietor of this celebrated medicine justly claims for it a superiority over all remedies ever offer ed to the public for the safe, certain, speedy and per manent cure of Ague and Fever ,or Chills and Fever whether of short or longstanding. He refers to the entire Western and Southwestern country to bear him testimony to the truth of the assertion, that in no case whatever will it fail to cure, if the directions are strict ly followed and caried out. In a great many cases a single dose has oeen sufficient for a cure, and whole families have been cured by a single bottle, with a per fect restoration of the general health. It is, however, prudent, and in every case more certain to cure, if its use is continued in smaller doses for a week or two af ter the disease has been checked, more especially in difficult and long standing cases. Usually, this medi cine will not require any aid to keep the bowels in good order; should the patient, however, require a cathartic medicine, after having taken three or four doses of the Tonic, a single dose of BULL’3 VEGETA BLE FAM’LY PIi.LS will be sufficient. UK, JOHN ni 1.1/S Principal Office No. 40 Fifth, Cross street, Louisville, Ky. Bull’s Worm Destroyer. To my United States and World wide Read ers: I HAVE received many tcstimorials from profes sional and medical men, as my almanacs and vari ous publications have shown, all of which are genuine. The following from a highly educated and pepuiar phpsician in Georgia, is certainly one of the most sen sible communicatioDf I have ever received. Dr. Clem ent knows exactly what he speaks of, and his testimo ny deserves to be written in letters of gold. Hear what the Doctor says of Bull's Worm Destroyer Villanow, Walker co., Ga, ) June 29th, 1866 £ DR. JOHN BULL—-Dear Sir:—l have recently giv en your “Worm Destroyer” several trials, and find it wonderfully efficacious. It has not failed in a single instance, to have the wished-for effect. lam doing a pretty large country practice, and have daily use for some article of the kind. lam free to confess that I know of no remedy recommended by the ablest authors that is so certain and speedy in its effects. On the con trary they are uncertain in the extreme. My object in writing you is to find out upon what terms I can get the medicine directly from you. If I can get it upon easy terms, I shall use a great deal of it. lam aware that the use of such articles is contrary to the teachings and practice of a great majority of the reg ular line of M. D.’s, but I see no just cause or good sense in discarding a remedy which we know to be ef ficient, simply because we may be ignorant of its com bination. For my part, I shall make it a rule to use all and any means to alleviate suffering humanity which I may be able to command—not hesitating because someone more ingenious than myself may have learn d its effects first, and secured the sole right tc secure hat knowledge. However, lamby no nuans an ad vocate or supporter of the thousands of worthiess nos trums that flood the country, that purport to cure all manner of disease to which hum in flesh is heir. Please reply soon, and inform me of your best terms. I am,sir, most respectfully, JULIUS P. CLEMENT, M. D. Bull’s Sarsaparilla. A GOOD REASON F°R THE CAPTAIN'S FAITH, READ THE CAPTAIN’S LETTER AND THE LET TER FROM HIS MOTHER. Benton Barracks, Mo., April 30, 1866. Dr. John Bull—Dear Sir: Knowing the efficiency of your Sarsaparilla, and the healing and beneficial qualities it possesses, I send you the following state ment of my case: I was wounded about two years ago—was taken prisoner and confined for sixteen months. Being moved so often, my wounds have not healed yet. I have not sat up a moment since 1 was wounded! I am shot through the hips. My general health is Im paired, and I need something to assist nature. I have mere faith in your Sarsaparilla than In any thing els#. I wish that that is genuine. Please express me half a dozen bottles, and oblige Capt. C. P. JOHNSON. St. Louis, Mo. P. S.—The following was written April 39,1865, by Mrs. Jennie Johnson, mother of Capt Johnson. DR. BULL—Dear Sir : My husband. Dr. C. 8. John son, was a skillful surgeon and physician in Central New York, where he died, leaving the above C. P. Johnson to my care. At thirteen years of age he had a chronic diarrhoea and scrofula, for which I gave him your Sarsaparilla. IT CURED HIM. I have for ten years recommended it to many in New York, Ohio, and lowa, for scrofula, fever sores, and general debili ty. Perfect success has attended it. The cures effect ed in some cases of scrofula and fever sores were almost miraculous. lam very anxious for my son to again have recourse to your Sarsaparilla. He'is fear ful of getting a spurious article, hence his writing to you for it. His wounds were terrible, but. I believe he will recover. Respectfully, JENNIE JOHNSON. BULL’S CEDRON BITTERS. AUTHENTIC DOCUMENTS. ARKANSAS HEARD FROM, Testimony of Medical Men Stony Point, White Cos., Ark., May 28,’66. DR. JOHN BULL—Dear Sir: Last February I was In Louisville purchasing Drugs, and I got some of your 9arsappanlla and Cedron Bitters. My son-in-law, who was with me in tho store, has been down with rheumatism for some time, commen ced on the Bitters, and soon found Ms general health improved. Dr. Gist, who has been in bad health, tried them, and he also Improved. Dr. Coffee, who has been in bad health for several years stomach and liver affected—he improved very much by the use of your Bitters. Indeed the Cedron Bitters has given you great Popularity in this settle ment. I think I could sell a great quantity of your medicines this fall—especially of your Cedron Bitters and Sarsaparilla. Ship me via Memphis, care of R„*.« WALK£R All the above remedies for sale by L. H. BRADFIELD. Druggist, WAITEHALL STREET, ATLANTA, GA Editor and Proprietor. lloitey-Wood . The fellow who wrote the following has evidently had some experience in the matter —ho talks to the point. Few men will admit that they need any advice in the honey-moon; fewer still will take it. Most young persons think, “Well it is hard if we may not be left to ourselves at such a season !” And yet, perhaps, if we took the expe rience of the many on this subject, they would admit thai the honey-moon has been the time of all others when they have been least able to help themselves. Is it to much to say that during those two mouths the happiness or the misery of two young lives is very near ly settled? Well, perhaps that is too much to say, for errors and misconcep tions may be lived down, and habits may bo formed or broken after the honey-moon, in the course of years. — But still much is often decided, we will not say in the first few months, but ev en in the first few days. Little tilings are decided iu little ways, and neither understands that “it is the rift within the lover’s lute ’ that has begun to show even on the fitst day. Patience, patience on both sides is needed—but especially on the man’s side, for he is the stronger vessel, and knows life. At the bottom of her heart his young wife wishes to please him; but she cannot bear him out of her sight—he must account for every moment. His ways are incomprehen sible. Why does ho want to go out for ten minutes after dinner for a stroll ? Why does he prefer spending an hour or two down stairs with an old friend at night to going up into the drawing room ? Why does he want to see the papers at the club, instead of going out after a hard day in the city for a little afternoon shopping ? Man is a mistery to many a young girl for the first few months after marriage.— She has not learned that a man’s inter ests are and must be various. How should she suppose that a husband had any other desires than to make money and dance attendance upon his wife ? She has never cared for anything but love and bonnets. She cannot under stand that dress, and even matrimony* are only episodes in a man’s life, al though they compose the sum total of many a woman’s. We hear a good deal about incom patibility of temper—we believe very little in it. The sexes are almost in definitely plastic. People quarrel more from errors of judgement than from any other cause. You can live with anybody if you understand him, and you can manage anybody if you know how much a girl has to learn, and how much, alas ! most men have to unlearn when they first begin the married life. *Ve venture to say that if all the new ly married couples were to make a contract not. to quarrel for six months they would seldem have any serious quarrels in after life. You can get into the of living peaceably and happily, and that both, providing you mean well, have a de cent heart, and are wilhug to be pa tient and to make some sacrifices fol io ve. Newly married women are, no doubt, very trying sometimes to their hus bands, but it is the fault more of their social training, and the want of educa tion, than anything else. Men should remember habit is quite as dificult to break as any habit we know of. Let there be no long poutings; let there be no long, careless, indifferent fits.— When a girl sulks, noblesse oblige, throw that nasty cigar away! now, sir, go up and kiss her; if she still sulks, kiss her again—she won’t be able to hold out long against that mode of attack, and five minutes after she will let you have your smoke, or go down to the club, or anything else. If little storms arise—and they wilt arise—let them be brief. Pon’t let us sleep over it, and wake up the next morning and cudgel our brains to re member who nagged last. This kind of thing is mean, it is ungenerous, and it is silly. But if there is a difference, let Annabel and Ralph both speak their minds; and let Annabel have a good cry, if that is her method of wind ing up, and then a good hug; and let Ralph see that it be all made up before dinner, or before bed time, or wecannot be responsible for the consequensos. Fall and its Le* ons. — Again is tli 1 * glorious Indian summer upon us, with ; its clear, serene skits, its balmy air, | and declining sun. The woodlands teem with variegated colors, and the | fading vegetation toils of a destiny ac complished. The sweiiit songsters i»f spring and sumr .er no longer greet us with their cheerful songs, but are rc-. i tiring to the depths of the forrest, or migrating to more congenial latitudes. ! The mellow fruits and teeming fields of j the husbandman invite to diligent labor. ~ I that stores may be laid up against, the bleak aud cheerless winter. The lowing kiue and bleating sheep are returning from the grassy glades and distant brakes, as if to indicate that nature’s friendly hand has ceased to provide. It is but the prelude to hoary frosts aud chilling wintry winds— .\o. 24. “The melancholy Uays have come, The saddest of the year.” To reflecting minds the passing sea sons present useful lessons. Spring is the bright era of childhood, when the seeds of innocence and virtue are to be planted iu the mind— when youthful hope clothes the future with a thousand pleasing phautoms, and the sweet flowers of fancy bloom in every pathway. The springs of life gush warm and rippling through ev ery vein, and the bounding heart leaps joyously as everything seems real and earnest in the great world above aud beneath. But gradually spring fades into summer, and childhood merges into manhood. As summer is the de veloping season, so manhood is illus trative of the strength and vigor of ex istence. The seeds of childhood tbyn produce a crop either of vice or virtue, and it begins to be ascertained wheth er the brilliant visions of life’s rosy morn are to ripen into glad fruition, or are doomed to blighting and curs- v ing. If these two stages of life—spring and summer—have been properly im proved, autumn or the fruit bearing season conies quietly on, and the glo rious splendors of life’s setting sun throw a rich, mellow radiance over the western declivities. It is here that man, in contemplative mood, retro spects the past, surveys the present, and looks hopefully to the future. ’Tis here that youthful excrescences fall away, and unhallowed ambition loses its controlling influence. ’Tis here that man sees the insincerity of earth, aud throws out stronger cables towards the unseen anchor. In a well spent life this is a season of holy tranquility aucl imposing faith—of repining joys chastening pleasures—and he Who has laid up lWs treasures in Heaven, wades into the wintry stream of death with out a shudder aud witout a sigh, Co lumbus Enquirer. Iftfac ol' Sap. The nature of capilary or hair-tike attraction, has long been known and satisfactorily studied. It is easily il lustrated by placing a lump of loaf su gar in a plate containing a little wa ter, when the liquid will almost install - taneously rise to the sugar, even iwo or three inches beyond its level On this principle the rise of the tap plants and trees has been explained.— The celebrated philospher, M. Berque rel, considers that electricity is an act ing cause. A capilary tube that will not allow water to pass throngh it, does so at once on being electrified, and he conceives that electro- capillar ity is the efficient cause of sap travel ing in vegetable life. O O “I believe in going to bot tom of things,” as a schoolmaster said when he laid a refractory pupil over his knee. ttieat* A Wisconsin clergyman invest ed a quarter’s salary in a lottery in the hope of getting the big prize, and drew a curry-comb. A baby found on a door-step was carefully laid in a basket with a $lO bill, and a note saying, “when this is exhausted more will be furnished.” More money or babies ? A Lmtchman explaining the dif ference between whiskey aud lager beer, said: “Too much viskey is very pad, but too much lager beer is shust enough.” That’s what they all think. “See, here, mister,” said a pred atory youth who had just been driven up a tree by a ferocious dog, “if you don’t call that dog aw ay from here I'll eat up all your apples, sure. young man was sitting by hjg sweetheart not long since, ‘ and being unable to think of anything else to say, asked her why she was like a tailor ? “Because I am sitting beside a goose/’ was the reply. - A young noodle in Ohio, recent ly caused thq arrest of his lips. He was rallied a good deal by. the pplifio Justice, and finally left the Court, feel ing very “cheap” indeed.