Cartersville express. Semi-weekly. (Cartersville, Ga.) 1870-1871, November 25, 1870, Image 1

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Tlic Cartersville Express fr pnbltehed Semi-Weekly on every TCES AV AND FRIDAY, by SAMUEL H. SMITH, Editor and Prop’r. i n the town of Cartersville, liartow County, Ga. Terms of Subscliption: *)ne copy one year (in advance,) $-*5.00 Dne copy six months, “ 1.5* Thursday Morning Edition, one year) .1.50 This latter proposition is confined to citizens of liartow county only. Terms of Advertising: Transient {One Month or Lee*.} per square often solid N'onpariel or Brevier lines or less, One Dollar for the first, and fitly Cents for each sub sequent, Insertion. Annual or Contract, One Hundred and Twenty Dollars per column, or in that proportion. 3fi]ofesßional (£a?]ds. John W. Wofford, ATTORNEY AT LAW. CARTERSVILLE, GEORGIA. Office over Pinkerton’s Drug Store. Oct. 17. W. T. WOFFORD, A. P. WOFFORD. Wofford A W off ord, AITORNEYS AT LAW, CARTERS VILLE, GEORGIA. June 23,1870. It. W. Murpliey, ATTTORNEY AT LAW, VJAf.TEUSVILLK,..., .........GEORGI \. Will practice in the courts of the Cherokee Circuit. Particular attention given to the col lection of claims. Office with Col. Abda John son. Oct. 1. John J. Jones ATTORNEY AT LAW & REAL ESTATE AGENT, CARTKRSVILLR GEORG IA. Will attend promptly to all progressional busi liiss entrusted to hia care; also, to the buying and sell in** of Heal Estate. Jan 1. Jere. A. Howard, Ordinary of Bartow County, and ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW. CARTERSVILLE, GEORGIA. Jan 1, 1870. A. TI. route, ATTORNEY />T LAW, CARTKUBTILLK GEOPvGIA. ( With Col. Warren Akin,) Will practice in the courts of Bartow, Cobb, Polk, Floyd, Gordon, Murray, Whitfield and ad joining counties. March 30. T. W. MILNER, 0. H. MILNER. Milner A Milner, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. CARTERSVILLE, GEORGIA Will attend promptly to business entrusted to their care. Jan. 15. Warren Akin, ATTORNEY AT LAW, CAFtTERSYIL .F, GEORGIA. Will practice in all the courts of the State. Sam. Hu Patillo, Fashionable Tailor and Agent for Sewing Machines, WWTILL attend promptly to the Cutting, Re f Y pairing, and Making Boys’ and Mens’ Clothing; also, Agent for the sale of the cele brated Grover & Baker Sewing Machines. Of fice over Stokely & Williams Store. Entrance from the rear. fob 17. Hr. J. A. Jackson, PRACTICING PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, OF FIE IN DR. PINKERTON'S DRUG STORE HE has so arranged his business that he is now prepared to devote Ins whole time and attention ts the practice, and he feels confident, with his extensive experience, that he can give entire satisfaction. A liberal share of patron age respectfully solicited. Cartersviile, Jan 6. Jolm W. Dyer, HOUSE-POINTER. C A RTERSYILLE GEORGIA. Will attend promptly to business in his line. Jan 19. 1870 —wly W. 11, Momitcastle, Jeweler and Watch and Clock Repairer, CARTERSVILI E, GEORGIA. Office iii front of A. A. Skinner & Co’s Store. Kenncsaw House, MARIETT ... GEORGIA. IS still o;ien to the traveling public as well as summer visitors. Parties desiring to make arrangements for tlie season can be accommo dated. Rooms neat and clean ami especially adapted for families. A fine large piazza has been recently added to the comforts of the estab lishment. FLETCHER* FREY ER, junelSwtf Proprietors. S. O’SHIELDS, Fashionable Tailor , Cartersville, Georgia. HAVE just received the latest European and American styles of Mens’ anti Boys’ Cloth ing, and is prepared to Cut and Making to or der. Office upstairs in Liebman’s store, East s icle of the Railroad. sept. 29. J. T. OWEN, WATCH-MAKER AN 1> Jeweler, IS PREPARED to meet every want in his line on the most rctsonable terms. £fc&»GOOT>B AND WORK Aug. 11. 1870.-tt I.W.LEE&CO. J|AVE TAKEN CHARGE OF TIIE Foundry and Machine Shop, heretofore owned and run bv MR. B. SCOFIELD, of this place, and have engaged the services of John J. FaFontaine , Os Atlanta, Ga., as Foreman, which is a suffi cient guarantee for the success of the establish ment, as it is a well known fact, throughout the not be surpas’sTTl. 1 «—"'*■ HU u... ha cau- We have, also, procured the services of the Best moulder in tlie South; Also a corps of other Mechanics, and anew supply of Machinery and Tools have been pur chased. JVIr. J. R. HOWELL, The Renowned Mill-Wriglit, Will make his headquarters at this Shop, where his celebrated Water Wheel, al ioL^L ev , will I>€ built. Orders are solicited at once, for any kind of Casting or putce of Machinery. We claim a trial as we are strictly Southern mechanics and de fy Northern competition to do better or cheaper work. 1 (Hl* (Suarants jEfetrj g£lt ©o. Will tell parties to the day when they can have their work, and, if not done according to prom ise, will make no charge. YVe ask the patronage of our friends of the South. Aid us, and keep the money at home. G. W. LEE & CO. Oartfrs-vflta, Ga.. june 20,1870. U**3G,Read Tommy & Stewart’s Hardware, kc., advertisement in another column. SAM’L H. SMITH, VOL. O. H. 11. PATTILLO, Agent SfiOVER & BAKER’S CELEBRATED mm mmmii BOTH the ELASTIC Affl> SHUTTLE OR 3:14*7 LOCKSTITCH. SUITABLE FOR ANY KIND OF FAMI LY SEWING JNGNE BETTER Men and Hoy* 9 Clothing Made ou the Most Reasonable Terms. In fact, almost any description of SEWING done Ah Cheap as tlio Cheapest! AND Iff THE BEST STYLE. J- C. Register, Tinner, AAH HEALER IA Cook, Heating and Office STOVES AND GRATES, TIN-WARE, Atlanta Steneil & Variety Works! BEN. Z. DUTTON, Manufacturer of and Dealer in &3encil Brands, Steel Dies, Steel Block Stamps, [turning Brands, ID ass Alphabets, and all Articles kept in a first class STENCIL HOUSE. TRICE LIST OF MAIL A RLE ARTICLES Stencil Name Plates for mark g cioth’g, 75c Steel King, for keepingkeys together, 25c New Style key tag, with name neat eng. 25c Perpetual Almanac, the most, ingenious little article of the age, 50c Any of the articles in this list will be mailed, to any address, on receipt, of price, or the whole of them for $1 25 Address BEN. Z. DUTTON, Lock Box 351, mch 22-wly Atlanta, Ga. N. B.—Circulars sent free. W» 0, GREEN, REPAIRER UF JEWELRY, CLOCKS, AND WATCHES; wHmL ' S, ° k ° n anc * aTK * or Room in Die stove of Simon LiebmaD Cartersville, mch °S2. LI VERY STABLE. Ford Moon. CARTERSVILLE, G A., IS prepared, at all hours, to furnish con veyances into the country —saddle-horse, buggy, hack, rockaway, or wagon. Also, to board stock, &e. nov, 8. Gear Shop, : V SiK ESNcIIck, - li Saddles and GEAR, Manufactured and Repaired in the very best style of the art, in the quickest time and at the shortest, notice, and for less money than is usually paid for such work and stock. Try me ! W. C. EDWARDS. Cartersville. inch 9—wly . 13l*. IT. M. .Toliiisjon, . -U dentist, Teeth drawn without pain, by the useoi nar cotic spray. mch 9. W H GILBERT & GO., CARTERSVILLE, GA., Dealers In HARDWARE, IRON, STEEL, NAILS, CASTINGS, AGRICULTURAL IM PLEMENTS, and GR ASS SEEDS, * * r ** A *® TIHjS DATE : STRICTLY CAS ±±_ Agents for sale of Threshing and Mill Machinery. Agents for sale of Murfee Sub Soil Plows. Agents for sale of ' FERTILIZERS. Dickson’s Compound; .A-.TSTID ixIESW COE’S, Baugh’s Raw Bone, ?And OTHERS. Agents for sale of Polk County Elates IPov Roofing ATLANTA SACK FACTORY, WE are prepared, at all seasons, to fill or ders for Gram and Flour Sacks, of any size, quality, or quantity at our factory j n At lanta, Ga. W. A. MITCHELL & C’O. fcept. *26, ISTO.wly CARTERSVILLE, BARTOW COIXTV, GEORGIA, NOV. 25, 1870. TO PHYSICIA SN. New York, August loth, IS6B Allow me to call your attention to my Preparation Compound of Extract Buchu. * The component parts are BUCHU LONG LEAF, CUBEBS, JUNIPER BERRIES. Mode of Preparation.— Buchu, in vacno. Juniper Berries, by distillation, to firm a fine gin. Cubeba extracted by displacement with spirits spirits obtained from Junip r Denies: very little sugar b use l, and a small proportion of spirit. It is more paiateable ti an any n- w in use. Buchu, as prepared by Druggists, is of a light color. It is a plant that emits its fragrance ; the action of a flnme destroys this (its active principle,) I*j ving a dark and glutinous decoction. Mine is the color of ingredients. The Buchu in my preparation predomi mtes; the smallest quantity of the other ingredients are added, to prevent fermentation ; upon inspec tion, it will be found not to be a Tincture, as made in Pharmacopcea, nor is it a Syrup—and therefore can be used in cases where fever or inflammation ex ist. In this,you have the knowledge of ihe ingredi ents and the mo le of preparation. Hoping that, you wtll tavor it with a trial, and that upon inspection it will meet with your approbation With a feeling of confidetce, I am very respectfully yours, IL T.IIEL3IBOLD, C nemist vnd Druggist of 1G gears' experience. [From the Largest Manufacturing Chemists in the World.] November 4, 1854. “I am acquainted with Mr. H. T. Ilembol 1 ; he oc cupied the Drugstore opposite my residence,and was successful in conducting the bush ess where others had net been equally so before him. I have been fa vorably impressed with his character and enterprise.” WILLIAM WEIGHTMAN, Firm of Powers & Weightman, Manufacturing Chemists, Ninth and Brown streets, Philadelphia. Hefmbold’s Fluid Extract of Buchu VI 000.70 ‘ .7771 AS '13711 VO "J 1.7 ‘‘01.7 Is the great specific for Universal Lassitude, Prostra iton. He. The constitution, one-* affected with Organic Weak ness, requires the al t of Medicine to strengthen the era, which lIKMBOLD’a EXT HALT LUOHU in ablydoes. If no treatment is submitted tp, Cou ti n or insanity ensues. Ilclmbold’s Fluid Extract of Buchu, In affections peculiar to Females, is uneqnaied by any other preparation, as in Chlorosis, or Retention. Painfulness, or Suppression of Customary Evacuations, Ulcerated or tcliirrus State of the Uterus, and all complaints incident to the sex, or the decline or change of life. Ilelmbolds Fluid Extract Buchu ard Improved Rose Wash. ''ill radically exterminate from the system diseases arisdre from the habits of dissipation, at little expense little or no ch nge in diet, no inc mvenlence of expos ure ; completely supercedinsr those unpleasant and dangerous remedies, Copaiva and Mercury, in all these diseases. Use Helmbold’s Fluid Extract Buchu in ail diseases of these organs, whether existing in male or female, from whatever cause originating, and to no matter f how long standing It is pleasant in taste and odor, “immediate” in action, and more strengttiening than ary preparations of Bark or Iron. Those suffering from broken down or delicate con' stitulioiis, procure the remedy at once. * -•* The reader must be aware that, however slight may be he attack of the above diseases, it is certa n to af fect the bodily health and mental powers. All the above diseses reqnire the sid of » Diuretic HEMBOLD’S EXTRACT BUCHU is the great Dirnet ic» Sold by Druggists everywhere. PRICE— SI.2S per bottle, or G battles for AC AO.— DETTYerw* tv RPy address. Describe symp toms in all communications. Address H. T. HELMBQLD, DRUG AND CHEMICAL WAREHOUSE, - 594 BROADWAY, New York. None Are Genuine Unless done up in steel-engraved” wrapper with sac-simile of my Chemical Warehoues and signed TI. r F. HELMBOLD. 8E >II-WEEKIA r . DR. JOHN BULL'S Hr eat Remedies SMITH'S TONIS SIRUP! FOR THE CURE OF AGUE AND FEVER OR CHILLS AND FEVER. The proprietor of this celebrated medicine justly claims for it a superiority over all remedies ever offer ed to the paolic for the safe, certain, speedy and per manent core of Ague and Fever .or Chilis and Fever whether#! short or long standing. He refers to the entire Western and Southwestern country to bear him testimony to the truth of the assertion, that in no case whatever will it fail in cure, if the directions are strict ly followed and ca ried out. In a great many cases a single dose has been sufficient for a cure, and whole families have been cured by a single bottle, with a per fect restoration of the general health. It is, however, prudent, and in every case more certain to cure, if its use i j continued in smaller doses for a week or two af ter the disease has been checked, more especially in difficult and long standing cases. Usually, this medi cine will not require any aid to keep the bowels in good order; should the patient, however, require a cathartic medicine, after having taken three or four doses of the Tonic, a single dose of BULL’S VEGETA BLE KAM’LY PIuLS will be sufficient. DR. JOHN BULL’S Principal Office. No. 40 Fifth. Cross street, Louisville, Kv> Bull’s Worm Destroyer. lo my United States and World wide Read era: I HAVE received many testimorials from profes sional and medical men, as my almanacs and vari ous publications have shown, ail of which are genuine. Ihe tollowing from a highly educated and popular phpdcian in Georgia, is certainly one of the most sen sible communications I have ever received. Dr. Clem ent knows exactly what he speaks of, and his testimo ny deserves to be written in le ters of gold. Hear what the Doctor says of Bull's Worm Destroyer Villanow, Walker co., Ga. ) June 29th, 1866 £ DR. JOHN BULL—Dear Sir:—l have recently giv en your “Worm Destroyer” several trials, and find it wonderfully efficacious. It has not failed in a single instance, to have the wished-for effect. lam doing a pretty large country practice, aDd have daily use for some article of the kind. lam free to confess that I know of no remedy recommended by theablest authors that is so certain and speedy in its effects. On the con trary they are uncertain in the extreme. My object in writing you is to find out upon what terms I can get the medicine directly from you. If I can get it upon easy terms, I shall use a great deal of it. lam aware that the use of such articles is contrary to the teachings and practice of a great majority of the reg ular line of M. D.’s, but I see no just cause or good sense in discarding a remedy which we know to be ef ficient, simply because we may be ignorant of its com bination. For my part, I shall make it a rule to use all and aDy means to alleviate suffering hum < rfity which I may be able to command—not hesitating because someone more ingenious than myself may have learn d its effects first, and secured the sole right to secure hat knowledge. However, lamby no m« ans an ad vocate or supporter of the thousands of worthless nos trums that flood the country, that purport to cure all manner of disease to which hum in flesh is heir. Please reply soon, and inform me of your bestterms. I am,sir, most respectfully, JULIUS P. OLKMKXT, m.d. Bull’s Sarsaparilla. A GODD REASON F n R THE CAPTAIN’S FAITH, READ TIIE CAPTAIN’S LETTER AND THE LET TER FROM HIS MOTHER. Benton Barracks, Mo., April 30, 1566. Dr. John Bull-Dear Sir: Knowing the efficiency of your Sarsaparilla, and the healing and beneficial qualities it possesses, I send you the following state* ment of my case: ® I was wounded about two years ago—was taken prisoner am. confined for sixteen months. Beinir moved so otten, my wounds have not healed yet, I have not sat up a moment since 1 was wounded am shot through the hips. My general health ia’im paired, and I need something to assist nature. I have mare faith in your Sarsaparilla than in any thing els« I wish that that is genuine. Please express me half a dozen bottles, and oblige v Capt. 0, P. JOHNSON. St. Louis, Mo. P. S.—The following was written April 89,1865, by Mrs. Jennie Johnson, mother of Capt Johnson. DU. BULL—Dear Sir : My husband. Dr. O. 8. John son, was a skillful surgeon and physician in Central New York, where he died, leaving the above C. P. Johnson to my care. At thirteen years of age he had a chronic dlarrhos* and scrofula, for which I gave him your Sarsaparilla. IT CURED HIM. I have for ten years recommended it to many In New York, Ohio, and lowa, for scrofula, fever sores, and general debili ty- Perfect success has attended it. The cures effect ed in some cases oj scrofula and fever tores were almost miraculous lam very anxious for my son to again have recourse to your Sarsaparilla. He is fear rut of getting a spurious article, hence his writing to you for it. His wounds were terrible, but I believe he will recover. Respectfully, JENNIE JOHNSON. BULL’S CEDRON BITTERS. AUTHENTIC DOCUMENTS. ARKANSAS HEARD FROM. Testimony of xMedical Men Stony Point, White Cos., Ark., May 28,’66. Ota. .jonr. uui.fc c:-. KcOwnary I was in Louisville purchasing Drugs, and I got some of your Sarsappartlla and Ce:lran Bitters. My son-in-law, who was with me in tho store, has been down with rheumatism for some time, commen ced on the Bitters, an.' soon found his general health improved. Dr. Gist, who has been in bad health, tried them, and he also improved. Dr. Coffee, who has been in bad health for several years —stomach and liver affected—he improved very much by the use of your Bitters. Indeed the Cedron Bitters has given you great Popularity in this settle ment. I think I could sell a great quantity of your medicines this fail—especially of your Cedron Bitters and Sarsaparilla. Ship me via Memphis, care of Rickett «fc Neely, Respectfully, C B WALKER. All the above remedies for sale by X|. H. BRADFIELD. Druggist, WHITEHALL STREET, ATLANTA, GA £620, \PMir\y Editor and Proprietor. Eleg) in a C ountry Churchyard. ********* Beneath those rugged elms, that yew-tree’s shade. Where leaves the turf in many a smouldering heap, Kaeh in his narrow cell forever laid. The rude forefathers of the hamlet sleep. ********* Let not ambition mock their tisefnl toil. Their homely joys and destiny obscure; Nor grandeur hear with disdainful smile The short and simple annals of the poor. The boast of heraldry, the pomp of power. And all that beauty, all that wealth ee’r gave, Await, alike, the inevitable hour; The paths of glory lead but to the grave. Nor you , ye proud, impute to these the fault If memory o’er their tomb no trophies raise, Wherethrough the long-drawn aisle and fret ted vault The pealing anthems swell the note of praise. Can storied urn or animated bust Back to its mansion call the fleeting breath ? C an honor’s voice provoke the silent dust, Or flattery soothe the dull, cold ear of death ? Perhaps in this neglected spot is laid Some heart once pregnant with celestial Are; Ilauds that the rod of empire might have sway’d, Or waked to ecstaey the living lyre. ********* Yet even those bones from insult to protect, Some frail memorial still erected nigh. With uncoth rhymes and shapeless sculpture decked Implores the passing tribute of a sigh. Their name, their year, spelt by the unlettered muse, The plaee of fame and elegy supply; And many a holy* text around she strews, To teach the rustic moralist io die. For who to dumb forgetfulness a prey This pleasing, anxious being e’er resigned, Left the warm precinct# of the cheerful day, Nor cast one longing, lingering look behind ¥ On some fond breast the parting soul relies, Some pious drops the closing eye requires; Even from the tomb the voice of nature cries: Even in our ashes live their wonted fires. ********* GRAY. Hiram Green’s Experience as an Editor. “Whooray ! Whooray! ” I exclaim ed, rushiu’ into the kitchen door, one mornin’ last spring, and addressin’ Mrs. G. “I’ve been invited to edit the Skeensboro FBh Horn. Fame, madam, awaits your talented pardner.” “Talented Lunkhead, you mean/’ said this interestin’ femail; “you’d look sweet editin’ a noose paper. So would Henry Ward Beecher dancin’ ‘shoofly’ along with Dan Bryant. Don’t make a fool of yourself if you know any thing, Hiram, and respect your fami ¥' The above conversation was the pre lude to my first and last experience in editin’ a country paper. The editor of the “Fish Horn” went on a pleasure trip, to plant a rich ant who had died and left him seme cash. Durin’ his absence I run his paper for him. Seatin’ my form ontop of the nail keg, with shears and paste brush, I prepared to show this ere communi ty how to run a noosepaper. 1 write the fullerin' squibs and put em in my first issue. “If a sertin lite complexion man wouldn’t run his hands down into su gar barrels so often when visitin gro sery stores, it would be money in the pocket of Skeensboro merchants.” “Query.— Wonder how a farmer in this town, whose name we will not rite likes buruin wood from his nabor’s woodpile ?” “We would advise a sortin toothless old made to leake off paintin’ her cheeks, and stop slanderin her nabors. If she does so, she will be a moro interestin femail to have around.” Stop Thief. —If that Deekin, who trades at one of our grosery store, and helps himself to ten cents worth of to baker while buyin one cent’s worth of pipc3, will divide up his custom, it would be doin the square thing by the man who has kopt him in tobaker for several years.” These articles was like the bustin of a lot of bumsliells in this usual quiet boro. The farmers met at Sirnmonsee stoi e After tryin on the garment about steelin the wood, it was hard to decide who the coat fit the best, but each one made np his mind to pay off an old grudge, and ‘pitch into the Lait Gustice.’ All the old maids met together in the village milliner shop, where the Sore-eye-siss society held meetins once a week, and their false teeth trembled like a rattle snake’s tail, when they read my article about old rnades It was finally resolved by this an? shient lot of caliker to “stir up old Green.” Headed by Sarah Youmans, the crossest old made iu ihe United States, and all armed with broomsticks and darnin'’-needles the door of iny editori al offis was buHtedopeu, tnd the whole cabnodle of women, fnmUhin for my top hair, entered. They foamed at the month l;l|a a. pack af disappointed Orpheus—C—v Kerrs, as they brandished their wepins over my bald head. ’ * ** ‘Squire Green, irnid a mask aline-* look in specimen of time-worn caliker, holdin a copy of the Fish Horn iu her bony fingers, ‘did you write that ‘ere?’ “Wall,” said I, feelin somewhat riL ed at the sassy crowd, “s’posen I did or didn’t, what on it ?’ “We are goin to visit the wrath of a dowu-trodde . rose upon your frontis piece, that’s what we is, d’ye hear, old' Pilgarlick ?” suid the exasperated 17th Amendmenter, as she brought doowu her gingham umburellu over my shoul ders. M? e htuv At this they all rushed for me.— With paste-brush and shear's I kept them off, uutil sunebody pushed me over a woman who had got tripped up f when the army of infuriated Aina*oua, piled oo to my aged form. This round didn’t last mor*n two minutes, for as soon as they got me down, they all stuck their confounded, needles into me, and they left me look in’ more like a porkupine than a human bein’. NO. 9ft. I hadn’t mor’n had time to pull oat a few quarts of needles, before iu walks 2 big stmppin’ farmers. “Old man, we’ve come for you,” said one cf ’em. We’ll larn you to slander honest fokes.” At this, he let fly his rite bute at my cote skirts. I was borne-sick, you can just bet.— Then t’other chap let me have it, “Down stairs with him,” sed they both, and down I went pooty lively so? an old man. Just as I got to the bottom I lit on a man’s head. It was Deekiu Perkins cornin’ to bust “my gizzard.” ‘ Hevings and uirtb,”sed the Deekin* ns he tumbled over in the entry way. I jumped behind a door, emejutly, and as the farmers proceeded to polish off the Deekin, I was willin’ to forgive both of ’em, as the Deekin groaned and yelled. Yes siree! it was soothiu’ fun for me, to see them farmers welt the Doekin. Steelin’ up stairs agin, I was brush in’ off my clothes, when in walks Ebe nezer Swatel. Sed he, ceasin’ me by the cote collor and shakin’ me, “I’ll larn you to rite about steelin’ sugar; take that—and that,” at which he let fly his bute, and down stairs I went agin, Eben urgin' me on with bis bute Suffice to say the whole village called on me that day, and I was kicked down stairs 32 times by the watch—Hoss wipt by 17 women—besides being stuck full of needles by a lot more. I got so used to being kicked down stairs, that every time a man come in the door, I would place my back to wards him and sing out: “Kick away, my friend, I’m in the Editorial biziness to-day—to-morrow I go bents—there’s rather too much ox citement minin’ a noosepaper, and i shall resiue this evenm , . , ‘ When I got home that nite, I looked like an angel carrying a palm-leaf fan j in his hand, and clothed in purple and fine linen. My body was purpler than a hucleberry pie, and my linen was torn into pieces finer than a postage ! stamp. “Sarved you rite, you old fool,” said Mrs. Green, as she stood rubbin cam fire onto me. ‘ln ritiu noosepaper ar ticles, editors orter name their man.— A shoe which haint built for anybody in particular, will get onto everybody in general’s foot. When it does, the builder had better get ready for nu merous bootin’s, from that self-same shoe.’ Between you and I, Maria is abons one-half rite. Too-rally ewers. Hiram Green, Esq., Lait Gustise of the Peece. A guest of a hotel sent in a bijl to the landlord for servises rendered in killing bed bugs. At the same hotel, a gentleman was looking over the reg ister when his eyes caught sight of one of those pests of creation traveling about leisurly over the page. He turn ed quieJy to a friend and “Well, this is the first hotel I ever saw where the bed bugs looked over the register to see what room you occupy [Bosfon Courier. Somebody, whose estimate of women is sadly at fault, spitefully says; “Eve did not know as much as the fe? m .les of the present age. Had they been in Eve’s place, instead of being deceived, they would have deceived fchej devil.” Campbell County. —At the elec tion held last Saturday week, to locate the site of the new Court-House iq Campbell county, the villageof Fair* burn was selected by a majority veto of one huijcjred and fifteen.