The Weekly Cartersville express. (Cartersville, Ga.) 18??-1867, April 24, 1866, Image 1

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VOL. 4. THE WEEKLY Cartersville Express Is published every T’TTT-'li-iT") A~Y~ morning, in Cartersville, Harlow County, Ga., by Smith & Milam, Proprietors, at Ffllir Dollars, per an num, strictly in advance ; fwo Hollars tor Six Months; One Hollar for Three Months. Advertisements for one month, or less time fine jJoii.lT per square, {of ten lines or less,) for each insertion ; all other advertisements will he charted Fifty per cent on old prices. 10,000 Lbs- Clean Linen and Cotton Rags wanted at this office, for which 5 Cents per pound will he paid in Subscription for thu Cartersville Express, or 3 cents in cash Bring on your Rugs. l'ire-wooil, OR4TEN AND DirY. JMgfc XT 7" ILL he furnished at all sea y V sons, at the lowest market price. Apply at J. A. Erwin & Co’s , hi to re, or to JOHN J. HOWARD. Cartersville, Jan. 1, ’6G. ly JAMES MILNER, ATTORNEY AT LAW, CARTERSVILLE, OA. Will practice in the Courts of the Cherokee U i\e Ridge Circuits. Prompt attention given to all business entrusted to his care.— Olfire over J.oewenstein Sl Pfeifer’s store. Jan. r, ISCfi. ly W. H. PRITCHETT, Attorney at Law. CARTERSVILLE, GEORGIA. PRACTICES- Law in all the eourts of the Cherokee circuit and counties adjoining Bartow. Jan 23. JERE A. HOWARD, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW. CaRTERSVILLE, GA. HENRY P. FARROW, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Atlanta, Ga. W II.I. give his entire attention to the practice of liis proffession, uni! will always he found in his office during hus'iiess hours. Office on Whitehall street over Holbrook’s Hat Storo. Jan 30. 1. 11. HAM.SAI 11, T. H. IIA KKIt DR3. RAMSA'JR & BAKER, # profes ional services to the public \Jt 1 generally. May he found at their AsTO DRUG STORE. Cirtersville. Jan. 1, 1806. |v DR. W. L. KIRKPATRICK, DR. W. W. LEK, DfU. A. THOMAS, ! ) KslMil'ri'l 1.1. Y tender their pro k, Cession i! services lo the people of yy < urtcrsville and surrounding country.— Ok \. it. -DR. KIRKPATRICK will devote him self specially to li e of Fe lll I It'S. Wiil he found at the thug store of W. 1.. Kirkpatrick & Cos. Jan I, lstill, ly DR. G. G. ROY, Formerly ol Atlanta, (lit., /'VKI'KIId his P oil - .'. .ion.il services to j \ J the people of Cartersvtlle and sur roun ling e untry. ti. He eau h.‘ found at the HUFF PLACE, be tween Allnlonnu and C irtersville. He will pi espceial attention to Surgery and the Uis vaoesol w.mtru ami children. Jan. 7. 18*0 DR - D - hamiterT - WgY xm STILL tenders his professional ser xfed & vices to the citizens of Cartersville ami surrounding country. Past services will suffice for a reroounnondatiou as to his proliei t'ney.ui tlte practice of his profession. He can ho found at the Drug Htore of Rantsaur At Baker, when not professionally engaged. Jan 1. I sod. ly RICHARD MALTBIE, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Curterni'illr, Ga. VTTII.I. attend promptly to all business en- B trusted to his care. Particular attention yiv,a ito the collection of claims and winding up estates. Jan l.titi. Iv N. G. HILBURnT" G, llrlt'k aii.l Stone Jlution, JS • i Cartersville, Ga, i\ Is prepared to do nnv kind of work in hia line, m a neat and durable manner, at short notice. llis work recoommends itself. Jail, l.titi. ly 5S ii r eolla ncl mechanical Dentist. rpiU'. umlcrsiittieJ respectfully offer hi* pro | frssioual service* to the c>ti*en* of Car tersvi lie ami vicinity. He i prepared to do all hind* ol' r work belonging fo hia pn>flf**ioh. Fall nett* of teeth put in on gold plate. Work all war ranted. F. M. JOHNSON, t'or lewville, Feh. 13, 6m° Dentistry. .. . : <B9 lit*. J. \V. Kr.Nxr.itY, F.sl ‘BV rn i.I.V informs hi* old patron* *>u I all other* who may i*h his service*, hat he will, occasionally, visit Carle r*villc. — All oeder,- left at rh* lime Store of W. 1,. Kirk pair i k A Cos.. for him. will In? promptly attended ‘ Keter* to hia numerous patron* ui the coui itry. Feh. 20 A k WATCHES, CLOCKS, CwdjJ jfudlrt, W Jtvet Rt pairc* S' \VM. R. MOI NTCABTLE. >f- C*, - Jut l> 1 THE WEEKLY EARTERSVILLE EXPRESS. J. H. SATTERFIELD & B R 0,. Dealers in Dry-Goods, AND COUNTRY PRO DUG E. CARTERSVILLE, GEORGIA. BACON, hog round, a very superior lot on hand and foLsale at living prices, by J. H. SATTERFIELD & BRO. LARD, very superior article LEAF LARD just opened and for sale, at SATTERFIELD’S. SUGAR AND COFFEE, a fine lot, for sale at SATTERFIELD’S. FLOUR, a superior article, on hand for pale at SATTERFIELD'S. CORN MEAL, Fresh, kept, constantly on hand and for sale, at SATTERFIELD'S, DRY-GOODS, neccessary for this market, a carefully selected stock , on hand for sale at SATTERFIELD'S. GROCERIES, of all sorts, on hand for sale at SATTERFIELD'S. CONFECTIONARIES, a fine assortment, for sale at SATTERFIELD'S COUNTRY PRODUCE, bought and sold, by J. H. SATTERFIELD & BRO. Cartersville, March 5. j atsetg aaag aagia aisgig JOHN & JOE HARWUL. 3pj Gunsmiths. yjj Are now prepared to do any kind of work usually done in a gunnery. BUBHING, Boreing and Rifling Barrel, Maxing or mer ding Lock, Making or mending .Stock, Making or mending Barrel, In fact, Making or Mending 1.04'1i. Stock ami llurrel. We can do this and a great deal more. Only try us. JHKS. S. C. liOI LUS.IIITII^ Formerly of Caosville, Ga., ■TiFT-r i WILL open a *cf tlusir S< liool’, J 3 V J !l on MONDAY, the VVS. 'fjl) llth inst., and solicits the patronage of the citizens of Oartersville and vicinity. From long experience as a Teacher of Music, she feels rontident of giving entire satisfaction to all. For terms apply at the residence of Mrs. Lou. S. Milner. Cartersville, March 5, 18C.fi. Boots, Shoes, Harness, &c. Made to Order, Hy GEO. Hi. FRANKS, EUHARLEE, GA. HE challenges competition, especially in point of neatness and durability of wurK. He needs no other recommendation, where he is known, than his work. Give him one fair trial, and you will be sure to patronize him ever afterwards. March 5. Lumber. BEAUTIFUL, even and true.— Yellow Pine, Poplar, or Oak, at the low est prire, delivered in Cartersville. Give us a call and we will suit you. Orders left with Messrs. J, Elsas A Cos., will meet with prompt attention. BLIGH, BRO. & RICHARD. Carteravilllc, March 13,1866. 3m & EO & HARP| SRWHOLESALE$ R WHOLESALE DEALER IN Imported Whisky, Mines, §niubies, liquors. In Store, ami for Sale at Lowest Price*, 25 BUI*. Bond'* OKI Bourbon Whisky, 25 “ New Whisky, 25 “ Robinson County, 20 J Pipe* Cognac Brandy. 5 Bid*. Holland Gin, 5 Bids. Premium Rose Bourbon, 15 Bbl*. Jim Crow, 10 Bbl*. Cheap Neotor Whisky, 50 Cases Champagnes, 20 Cases Clarett. also a general assort ment of Sherry. Maderia. Port and Catawba. All of which I will sell at the lowest prices. Al**. 100,000 Assorted Cigars. Large or small orders tided with dispatch, and goods warranted as represented. Atlanta, April 3. 3ai CARTERSVILLE, GA, APRIL 24, 1800. J. A. Erwin & Cos, DEALERS IN Dry- Goods , CLOTHING, HATS jgp-ywj BOOTS 4* SHOES , •ThVW n Hardware, CUTLERY, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, &C ALL KINDS OF COUNTRY PRODUCE JBougkt and Sold. Cartersville, Ga., Jan 1, 1866. W.W. RICH. /• Having purchased the stock of Goods it the old stand of T. 91. C onipiOll & CO., takes this method to in form the Public that he in tends to ke-p on hand all the time,' the very best stock of DRY GOODS, AND gROCERIES. the market affords. Will be sold reasonable. Will give Goods In Exchange for all kinds of Country Produce Call and see him before urchasing elsewhere. Cartersville. Jan 30. CURRY & KNIGHT, C3- IR, O C E IR, S , and commission mere h a uts, No. 2, Gilmer Street, Cartersville. Ga KEEP constantly on hand and for sale at low figures, Sugar, Col Tee, mackerel cheese, bacon, lard, salt, tobacco, soda, ginger pepper, spice, copperas, madder, soaps, match es, Stationery. . Cotton yarns Boots and Shoes, Hi-ts, Caps, Hardware and Cutlery, Tin Ware, Flour and Meal, Tea, Starch, and many other things too tedious to mention Grind Stones; also, 500 Bushels Fresh Cotton Seed. Clover Seed, etc. Jan. 1, 1806. NEW SKIRT FOR 1865-6. The great I mention of the age HOOF SHZIHLTS. J. W. BRADLEY'S New Patent DUPLEX ELLIPTIC [or double] SPRING SKIRT. f lAHIS INVENTION consists of Dcplix (or 1 two) Elliptic Pens RkfinkdSteelSpkinus, ingeniously Braided tightly and firmly togeth er, Rous to ku<;k, making the tocchest, most FLEXIBLE, ELASTIC and DURABLE SPRING ever U sed. They seldom bend or break, like the sin gle Spring, and consequently preserve their jkt feet and beautiful shape, more than twice as long as any Single Spring Skirt that ever has or can be made. THE' wonderful flexibility and great com fort and pleasure to any Lady wearing the Du plex Elliptic Skiit will be experienced particu larly in all crowd'd Assemblies, Operas, Car riages, Railroad Cars, Church Pews, Arm Chairs, for Promenade and House Dress, as the Skirt can be folded when in use to occupy a small place as easily and conveniently as a Silk or Muslin Dress. A Lady haying enjoyed the Pleasure, Com fort and Great Convenience of wearing the Du plex E liptic Steel Spring Skirt for a single day will never afterwards willingly dispense with their use. For Children, Misses and Young Ladies they are superior to all others- THE HOOPS are covered with 2 ply double twisted thread and will wear twice as long as the Single yarn covering which is used ou all Single Steel Hoop Skirts. The :hree bottom rods on every Skirt are also Double Steele, auc twice ordouble covered to prevent the covering from wearing off the rods when dragging dowi stairs, stone steps, etc-, etc. which they art constantly subject to when in use. All are made of the new and elegant Cordeo Tapes, and are the best quality in every part giving to the wearer the most graceful anil por ted Shape possible, and are unquestionably the lightest, most desirable, comfortable and economical Skirt ever made. WESTS' BRADLEY & CARY. PROPRIETORS of the Invention, and SOLE MANUGACTURERS. 97 CHAMBERS, and 7 & 81 READE STREETS, NEW YORK FOR SALE in all first-class Stores in this City, and throughout the United States and Canada. Havana de Cuba, Mexico, South A menca, and the West Indies. Enquire lor the Duplex Elliptic (or double) Spring Skirt. A. 4‘ C. April 3,1866. ~ 3a\M Still Ahead l LOEWEWSTEIN & PFEIFER Are now prepared to supply Farmers IN HARDWARE, > Groceries, DRY-GOODS, and all other styles of goods necessary for Plantation uss We now offer at Reduced prices , All Gcx>ds on Hand, and promise to sell with LESS PROFIT, AND PAY MORE FOR country produce than any other house in town. Particular attention paid to the Shipment ofCottou on COMMISSION. Our stock consists, in part, of • Groceries, Hardware, Crockery IV are, Clothing, Boots, Shoes, flats, i)*c., S,-c. New Brick Corner. CARTERSVILLE, GA. Jinna.y j- lS6.fi, v. r.. tommy, ’. j. 8. stfwart, ; Prof. a. 3. orb Formerly of; of Oxford, Ga. ; ofOxford, G. Columbus, Ga. Tommy, Stcwurt Sc Orr, HARDWARE & COMMISSION MERCHANTS, Keystone Building, Whitehall Street, Atlanta, ga. KEEP constantly on band all kinds of Jlardwar'. Iron, Steel, Nails, Grain Cra dles, also Carrage and Wagon Materials, Har ness Leather, uid Rubber Belling. April 3. \v3m E. Steadman, J. R. Simmons. L.J\ Thomas STEADMAN. SIMMONS & CO.. Wholesale Grocers AND COM MI S SlO M MERCHANTS Norcross Building.corner Whitehall and Mari etta streets, ATLANTA, GEORGIA. Keep constantly on hand a large stock of Groceries, Provisions, •* U ape, Bagging, Colton Yarns, etc. to which wc invite the attention of dealers aEd others. Feb. 6i—dm FIRE INSURANCE' AGENCY POLICIES issued promptly by the under signed, for the following companies : "UNDERWRITERS AGENCY," binding Four Com panies in one policy, New \ Oi k, HOME INTURANCE COMPANY, Savannah. SO. MUTUAL INSURANCE CO. Alliens, HOME INSURANCE CGMPANY, Columbus. VALLEY INSURANCE CO. Winchester, > a. COLUM3IA INSURANCE CO. Aew lork. MARINE FIRE INSURANCE CO. X. Orleans. Policies against the perils of trans portation- Also, Lua Insurance and Ac cident Insurance. , Can be found at Woff.rO A Parrotts Law Office. JXO. W. WOFFORD, Cartersville, Jan 1, IS6B. Agent. Circular Saw Mills, AND STATIONARY AND Portable Engines. -dT7'E are very largely engaged in the in m- W ufacture ofthe above Machinery. Our Mills are the first Premium Mills of the great f>tatcs of Ohio. Indiana an i Illinois, i hose wishing to purchase address us for price and description at Hamilton. Butler County. Ohio. \Ys are hut twenty-five mil. s from Cincinnati. OWENS. LANE, DYER & CO. Apr 10. 3ta A Setting Hen. WHAT IT COST TO ATTEMPT BREAKING VP HER BROODING. “Timothy, that air ynller hen’s set tin’ agin,” said Mrs. Hayes to her son, one morning at bre a klast. “Well, lei her set,” remarked Tim othy, helping himself to a btige piece of cheese, “1 reckon I can stand it as long as she can.” “i do wish you would try to be a little more etjuinomical ofeheese, Tim othy; I’ve cut the very last of my every day lot, and it’s only the first of May. And now, as soon as you've done eat ing I want you to go out and break up that hen. SSlie’s sell in’on an old ax and two bricks now.” “1 hope she’ll hatch cm,” returned Timothy. “If she was set now she’d hatch the fourth week in May. It’s a bad sign; something alters happens alter it.— Stop gigling, Helen Maria; by the time you get to be as old as yer uia ve’lt see further than you do now. There was J'elining’s lolks, their grey top knot hatched the last week in May, and Miss Jennings, site had the oon jnetton on the lungs, and would have died if they hadn’t killed a lamb and wrapped her in the hide while it’s warm. That was all that saved her.” With such a startling proof of the truth ol the omen before linn Timothy finished his breakfast in haste and de parted for the barn, from which he soon returned bearing the squalling biddy by the legs. “Wljjttshall I do with her, mother? She’llget on again,and she’s as cross as cross as bedlam; she shined my hand's, and would be the death of. me if she could get loose-” “I’ve hear'n said that it was a good plan to throw ’em up in the air,” said Mrs. Hayes. “Aunt Peggy broke one of setting only three times try in’.— Spose’n you try it.” “Up she goes, head or tail!” cried Timothy, as lie tossed the volcano sky wards. “Land-a-massy!” exclaimed Mrs. 11. “she’s coming down into the pan bread that I set out on the great rock to rise ! Tim, ’lis strange that you can't do nothing without overdoing it ” “Down with Lite traitors, tip with the stars,” sung out Tim, elevating biddy again with something loss than a pint of hatter hanging to her feet. “Good gracious uk ! wussant! wuss,” cried . Mrs. ILvym, and Tim agreed with her; for the hen iiad come down on the well polished tile of Squire Ben nett, w ho happened to he passing; and the dignilied old gentleman was the father oj’Cyntiiia Bennett, tlte young lady with whom Tim was seriously enamored. The squirt* looked daggers, brushed oil’the dough with his handkerchief, and strode on in silence. “Yes, hut it’s going up again,” said Tim, spitefully, seizing the clucking biped and tossing hot at random into tße air. Biddy thought it time to man liest her individuality, and with a loud scream she darted against the parlor window, broke through, knocked down the canary cage, and landed plump in the silken lap of Mrs. Gray, who was boarding at the farm house. Mrs. Gray screamed with horror, and, starting up, dislodged biddy, who dew at her reflection in the looking glass with an angry hiss. The glass was shattered, and down cante the hen, astonished above measure, against a vase of flowers, which tipst t, and in falling knocked over the stand dish and deluged with ink and water u pair of slippers, which Helen Maria was tin broidcring ler her Inver, >];■. J;,mcs lienshaw, Helen entered the room just ns the mischief had been dime, ami viewing the ruin, she at once laid it to her broth er Timothy. She heard his step be* hind her, and the unfortunate hen she Huns full irt his face. There was a smothered oath, and the hen came back with the force of a twelve pound shot. Helen was mad. Her ryes were nearly put out with the feathery dust and dough, and she went at Timothy with true feminine zeal. She broke bis watoliguard into a dozen pieces, crushed his dickey and began to pull bis whiskers out by the roots when site suddenly' remembered that Timothy had no whiskers to pullout by the roots. But when site came to look closer she perceived that the man she had nearly annihilated was not Timothy but James Renshaw. Boot Helen burst into tears and lied into her chamber, the usual refuge for heroines: and James alter Washing his face at the kitchen sink, went home sternly resolved never to marrv a wo man with such a temper as Helen Hayes had. The lien, meanwhile, who is onr heroine, returned to the barn to estab lish herself on the ruins of onr nest, sullenly determined to set if the heav ens fell. .Mrs. Hayes soon discovered her, and having heard that dipping in water, would cure “broodiness,” she set foriii for the brook with the fowl iu her apron. Mrs. Weaver, and old lady of very quarrelsome temperament, who resided near, and was at sword’s point with Mrs. Hayes, was just coming to the brook lor a pail of water, and spied the yellow bead of the bird peeping ot from Airs. Haves’ apron. j “There 1” she exclaimed, “now I’ve found out what puzzled me to death nigh about a week. I’ve found out where that yellow pullet had gone to. Mi's. Hayes, 1 alters kuowed you was a wicked, desateful woman, but I didn’t think you’d steal.” “Steal? me steal! who are you talk ing to, Mrs. Weaver ?” said Mrs. Hayes, on Iter dignity. “I’m talking to you madam, that’s who Tm talking to ! You’ve stole my hen tliat I got over to Uncle Gillies’ and paid for in sassengers. She’s a real Dorking. Give Iter to m? right here, or I’ll use force ?” “Site’s my lien, and you touch her if you dare!” “I'll show you what I dare,” yelled Mrs. Weaver, growing purple and seiz ing the fowl by.the tail, she gave a wrench, and the tail came out in her. hand. The sudden cessation of resistance upset Mrs. Weaver’s balance, and site lei 1 backward into the brook, splatter ing the mud and astonished poliywogs in every direction. Site was a spry woman, and was soon on her feet ready to renew the assault. “Give tne rny hen !” she cried, thrust ing her fist into Mrs. Hayes’ face, “you old hag and hypocrite, you !” and she made a second dive at the bird. The hen thought it time to show het colors; and uttering an u.neurhly. yell, she flew out of the covert square into the face.of Mrs. Weaver, which site raked down, with her nails until it re sembled the pages of a ledger, crossed and re-crossed with red ink. Mrs. Hayes caught a stick of brush wood from the fence —Mis. Weaver did the same, and a regular duel would probably have been fought if the bank of the creek had not suddenly given way and precipitated both the indig nant women into the water. They scrambled out on opposite sides, and the ben sal perched on an apple tree and cackled in triumph. The ladies shook themselves, and by consent went home. They have not spoken since. The hen disappeared, and was not seen unlit three weeks afterwards, when she made her appearance with eleven nice v i.11.m . ‘lickens. Im lound some other fowl’s nest, and had set in suite of litte. But although not “broken yp” her self, she broke up two matches —for Cynthia Bennett was not at home the next time Timothy called, and Air. Ileushaw never forgave Helen for hav ing such a temper. A Sister. He who has never known a sister’s kind ministrations, nor felt It is heart warming beneath her endearing smile and love-beaming'eye, has been unfor tunate indeed. It is not to he wonder ed at if the fountains of pure feeling flow in his bosom more sluggishly, or if ilio gentler emotions of his nature he lost in the sterner attributes of man hood. That man has grown up among kind and affectionate sisters. “I once heard a lady of much observation and expe rience remark. “And why do you think so?” said I. “Because of the rich development of all the tenderer and more defined feel ing of the heart, which is so apparent in every action, in eve;"' wnnl_” A sister’s influence is felt even in manhood’s later years, and the heart of him who lias grown cold in his chil ling contact with the world, will warm and thrill with pure enjoyment, as some incident awakens within hint the soft tones and glad melodies of his sis ter’s voice. And he will turn from pur poses which a warped and false philos ophy has teasoned into excellency, and even weep lor the gentle influences which moved him in his earlier years. — \_Mt,eor. Impeachmentot'llic President. The impeachment of the President, long confidently whispered as one of the leading schemes of the Radicals, says tin? Allantsrora, is now openly advocated bv leading Radicals, both in Congress and out of it. These lead ing newepaper.s of the Radical school — journals which had been long regarded as authority in the party which tin y represent It ive come out boldly and announced the purpose of Congress to impeach the President. A Washington dispatch of the Gth stales that the President lias been in formed of the purpose of tiie Radicals to attempt his impeachment, and that he is now daily expecting the event, and is fully prepared to meet the exi gences of the occasion. The country will understand, when it is perhaps 100 late, that the impeach ment of the President will inaugerate a civil war which will be fought not in the desolate South or the distant West, but in New England, beginning in Wash ington. Do not yield lo misfortunes, but re sist them with unceasing firmness. ' NO. 42. Who Killed Abel?—Mr. Lindsay told a good story at the Sunday school celebration at the Methodist church in Charloltsville the other day. He said that the following occurred at Sunday school at the University of Virginia re cently between a teacher and anew scholar: Teacher—My little boy, can you tell me who killed Abel ? Scholar—Yes, ma’am. Teacher—Well, now. my little dear, do not he afraid —who killed Abel? Scholar—The Yankees/ Teacher—Oh no, Johnny, we are not talking about that; do you not know who killed Abel ? Scholar instated it was the Yankees. Teacher—No, my son : Abel. Now remember, think of sugar® cane; I am going to hsk you shout in next Sunday. Think of sugar-cane. 1 Next Sunday the boy was attacked again. Teacher—Well, Johnny, you know to-day who killed Abel ? Boy—Oh yes, ma’am, must I tel! ? Teaclier—Yes, my dear; who killed Abel? Boy—Sorghum. —[ dm rlollsville Courier. In a recent speecli at Knoxville, Gov. Biownlow said: “President Johnson can’t carry a sin gle State Nortli of Mason’s line but Kentucky, and I wish he would car ry that State to “hell.” From which the universal inference is that the “Governor” is anxious to make Kentucky his future State.” When you find a man doing more business than you are, look at the ad vertisements he has in the newspaper. The business man who puts his sign in the newspapers does a much wiser tiling than when he fastens it over the store, and who would think of neglec ting that? The man* who advertises informs the public that he wants trade, and his card is in the newspapers.— No matter how well a business man is known, lie can always get new customers if he will take tlie pains to advertise; for hy neglecting the means of securing trade it looses the best of his profits.” “Miss Brown, 1 have been to learn how to tel! fortunes,” said a young mail to a brisk brunette. Just give me your baud, if you please,” “La, Mr. White, how very rudi n you are ? Well go and ask Pa.” ■ “Pat,” said a Judge to his neighbor in a sleeping car, “ you would have remained a long time in the (.Id coun try before you could have slept with a Judge.” “Yes, yer honor, and je’d av bin a long time in the ouid country before ye’d bin a Judge.” Two young gentlemen.rivals, called the same evening upon the object of their affections. “John,” said the one who came in last, and who had an um brella in his hand, “K 1 come here a gain and find you here; I’ll run this umbrella through you—and spread it.” lniiixcnise Steward. We find the following published in the New llaveu (Conn.) Register: $ 100,000,000 RE WARD—LOST— A BURE ATT. The sole property of a poor freed*, man, who is inconsiderable. Said bu reau contained six drawers, in which were deposited the following valuable amides viz : No. 1. 32.000.00 ft ”"i ! cs of public. ■ and and confiscated estates, some of which is very valuable for raising Sea Island cotton. No. 2. Daily rations for 1700 freed tned for ten years with privilege of re moval. No. 3. Clothing outfit for the same No. of freedmen, of the best qu dity. ; ml got up without cost: including the tooth combs, sozodont and night blooming ctreus. No. 4. 1700 first class residences for freedmen—Government pattern, with all the modern improvements. No. i). 400,000 colleges, schools,, churches, (orthodox.) hospitals, alms houses ect., all in the highest style of the art. Mo. G. Government commissions for 973,000 salaried agents to superintend i lie disposition of the above property. — Those commissions are very valuable, and eagerly sought for, as the etnolu ments are lucrative, the perquisites a bundnnt, the duties very light and char acter no object. Tbe last seen of the Bureau, it was in the hands of the reprvsenative of the people, who is supposed to have it in his breeches pocket. Any information which will lead to the ‘impeachment and conviction of this audacious usurp er, hy which the Bureau may he recov ered, will be rewarded as above by Stevens, Sumner, et al. sCS=*Let it be remembered, That the subscription of some of our readers has expired, and if they wisli their papers continued, they will please call and renew it. Three months of the year is gone, the time for w hicblhey paid.