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VOL 4. THE WEEKLY Cartersvlll Express Is published every TXT^EjSXD.AIK in irninj. in Cartcrsville, Harlow County, tia., by Smith & Milam, Proprietor*, at Four Uollars, per an num, strictly in advance t I'wo Dollars for Six M >nths; itne Dollar for Three Months. A lvertiomenta for one rninth, or less tim.‘ One Dollar per square, "often lines or less,) for each insertion ; all other advertisements will he charged Fifty per cent on old price*. 11>.000 Lbs. Cllcan Linen and Cotlou (Lags wanted at this office, for which S Conti- per pound wj ! l he paid in Subscription for the Cartcrsville Express,or Scents in cash bring on your Rigs. Fire-wood, GREEN AND DRV. Jdggfc 11 riliL be furnished at all sea- Egy2ss3? fV sons, at the lowest market mP price. Apply at J. A. Erwin Ar Co’s Store, or to JOHN J. HOWARD. Carteisville, Jan. 1,'06. ly JAMES MILN~£r7 ATTORNEY AT LAW, CARTKKSVII.I.K, O\. Will p'aetiee in the Courts ofthe Cherokee enl Hue Ri.lgc Circuits, Prompt attenti in -iven to all business entrusted to his care.— Olfi'C over Loewenstein At Pfeifer’s store. J in. 1, 18(56. ly W. H, PRI7C;jiETL Attorney at Law. CARTERSVILLE. GEORGIA. P'l \ OTTU RS Liw in 15 1 the courts of the Cherokee circuit and counties adjoining D irtow. J in 23. JERE A. HOW A ID, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW, CaRTERSVII f.F. c \. HI£NFIY P, FARROW, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Atlanta, Go. WILT, nlvc li:i entire attention to the |iretice ol hi* proHeseion, ami will always be found in liis office during bus-ties* hours. Olfi-eon While hall street over Holhraok’* H it Hi ire. Jsn .'HI. t. II tl V* A t il, T. H. BAKKII DRS, RAMjA’JR & 3\’(ER, RESPECTFULLY ten h r their |irolei->iml services to the puf.iie f (jenenilly. May h fiuiol .rt their 'DRUG STORE. V Carternville, Jail. 1. I Sri 1. I* —Y/. L. KIRKPATRICK, OR, W, W. LFhK, 03 I. A, T JQVIA3, P .->’ 'KU FFUi.LV tell b-ft I' ll pro- § l (M*i <ii il servi'-es to tile |>eo| le ol T*W (J ,|-* • v! 1 -vi I sti-roun ling countrv. — OA H.—DR. KIRKPAIRICK will ilevote liioi- Half |ienally to the Ol’ !■'- 11l W. I In- Found nt the .Lug store of, W I. Ki -Vpat irk Ae Cos. t Jan l, IK6O. ly . DA. G. J. ROY, F->jinerly ol Atlanta, tin., OFFERS Ills protTe.-sMiiuqServ ice* to the poople of Cart.‘ivi;ic auJ wir- Yaf r-mnling country. mI He e-vn he f'linA at fhe HUFF Pi ACE, be tween AlUlootl-v 'an 1 C irteravi- r. He will pay especial rttr-n'i Ui to Surgery aim the lhs -usa 01.,W often i ni ehitJr. it. J hi. 7. t"tl DR. 0. H A Ml Ft R, ' MtlT S'l’fl.L to triers his pro'eas-onnl m r vices t-> the ell/e. aot (’irtri>ville ,Mii -ll ro |.y|uic euioti v Past ren icea wril ,Uti ' io i U'i*.--i|iiia, aria Ire 11 ~s lu hi- (O'olo-t --enSy ill 'he prawjier Ol ‘ins pr.it, wmii. He .-aa he m0.1.l al the Du ? Alerc of R oo.aui *V t).i'or, when not pmfea*i m .I.y engaged. Jan l, rttflO. ly RICHARD VI UrQIE, AUJRNtY AT LbW. <\ir:er.wilie <>a. ITf ,|,h itleori pr nneth to all hosi'iea* en- V * i-a Ac.l to hi- ear*. Particular attention nivMi io the collecti in of claims on-l winding up eataloa. J'tn 1. Mi. tv N. G, HIi.BU.RN, S Ilrlfn lllltl StUMC JItUUII, ■ ••r C.irtvravill**. Ga. la p epareri to do anv Lin ! of work in hia lilie, in a I vital ami durable m-ioner. at short notice. Hi* work reecomniend* itself Jan l, ftfi. ly Burgeoit a it<l Mechanical Dentist. IIIHR u I'lersiirne 1 reapMtftillv offer hi* p'o- t'essional oervievs to the riliten* Oar tersville and vu-initv. Me is pmp > rvsl to do all kinds of j!) work beionlMiu? to his profession. Fall setts iff tveth put in on gold plate. Work ail war ranted. F. M. JOHNSON. Uortersvilfe, Fi-Y. 13. , #m° Dentistry. !). J. \V. Kr.wF.uY. 1 *<* Ji ’ TFU 1.1. Y o 'ins V !i,- i' i {\, ill!' >li - * who ■!,. i. i‘i*s,i ii Vi I v-m-'Oiv'K v*sit O le io'.— \ • I ,| .f it, - >mr w. e >V. L A V ‘ - n - ;l s- pr iv ii.- mmeHus jMirnai Fe!u 2P • WATCHES, CLOCKS, Ywl R.-pairval bi WM. R. MOLNTt ASTLE. t'art*r*illv. file J, Hi SATTERFIELD & B R 0., Dealers in Dry- Hoods, AND COUNTRY PRODUCE . CARTERSVILLE, GEORGIA. BACON, hog round, a very superior lot on hand and for sale at living prices, by J, H. SATTEPFIELO & BRO. IARD, very superior article I.EAF LARD i >ust opened and for saie. at * J 8 U’l ERFiELD’S. SUGAR AND COFFEE, a fine lot, for sale at SATTERFIELD’S. I'NLOUR, a superior article, on hand for sale < :it SATTtRFIELD'S. (N )RN MEAL Fresh, kc-|>t constantly on j hand and for sa'e, at SATTERFIELO'S. nUY-liOODS, neecessiry for this market, a carefully selected stock, on hand for sale at ‘ SATTERFIELD'S. GROCERIES, of all sorts, on hand for sale at SATTERFIELD'S. CONFECTIONARIES, a fine assortment, for sale at SATTERFIELD'S / COUNTRY PRODUCE, bought and sold, by J. H. SATTERFIELD & BRO. Cartcrsville, March 5. I T9P1.0 ft:p n 'g HI JOHN & JOE HARWILL. Gunsmiths. fiibijiQ ® \re now prepared to do any kind of work usually done in a gunnery. T)I SUING, Boreing and Riflim? Barrel, f M iKinf or inerrimg Lock, M iking or mending Stock, Making or mending Barrel, In fact, Making or Mending Lock, Stork and Itam'l. We can do tliis and a great deal more. Only try us. Mies. f. LOILDSIIiriI Fur an rly eJ*CuAvill& C!a., Vr? C S>T*!B| U G* l * °l‘ pn “ ! .f\ ’ir>rtr%r* Nfltool, J J J if J J ii MONDAY, il. - Yl'h inst., and solicits the patronage ot the citizens of Uartersville and vicinity. From long experience as a Teacher of Music, she lipels court,lent of giving entire satisfaction to all. For terms apply at the resid-nce of Mrs. Lou. 8. Milner. Cartcrsville, March 5, lRf-G. Boots, Shoes, Harness, &c. to Order, By QEO. Tj. IF 1 A-HSrECS * EUli \RLF.K, GA. HE challenges compelilion. especially in point of neatness and durability of wo rK. lie oetals no other ri coinni -ndation, where he is known, thin I,is wok. Give him one lair trial, mt yo wib be -ure to patronirz- him e*:-r atterwan'.s. March 5. Iffiukiber. rkEAI lIFI L, ssnrl true.— j Yellow Pine, Pop ir <tis, at the low est prte, t i\.-: ,-d n<' arters* i' e trie us a call io* will suit on. i) . s left wto Mr * rs. J. E-s.i- .V Cos. wi.l m • i *v-;h pr- inpl atientioii. SI.IGiI BRO. A RICH \KD. Carteravillle, March 13. IBU6. 3io ja., WHOLESALE DEALER IN I m p o rtx and Whisk v , SStinrs, ii ranges, liquors. In Store, and for Sale it Lowest Prices, 3A BW*. Bond's Oil Bourbon Whisky. 25 “ New Whisky, 25 “ Robinson Coun'y, 20 J P,,w. s Cognic Brandy, * B -Is. It >!l.in ! Gin. Ii H !’ ■ mium R <se Bourbon, IBb -. Jim Crow, 10 B . Cos in Vector M h sVs. Ci ■ a Ci. iiiipagues, V C isc- Cii ett. also a general assort aaeut of Sb< rry, Madoria P.>rt ao 1 Catawba. AT .'t w c't I will s*-d at the iow*.>t prices. Also. 100,000 txvoried ( lc;arx. Large or aiiiall orders filled with dispatch, and goods warranted *s represented. Atlanta. April 3. 3 m CARTERSVILLE, GA, MAY 1, iB6O. J. A. Erwin &CO| DEALERS IX Dry- Goods , CLOTHING, HATS roppm BOOTS 4- SHOES, ‘tPtWyl Hardware, CUTLERY, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, &C ALL KINDS OF COUNTRY PRODUCE Ifought and Sold. Cartcrsville, Ga., Jan 1, 1806. W.W. RICH. Having purchased the stock of Goods t.t the old stand of T. M. ( onipton & Cos., takes this method to in lorm the Public that he in tends to ke“p on hand all the time, the very best stock DRY GOODS, AND ROCERIES* fig*jf the market aTTords. Will lie sold reasonable. Will give Good* In Exchange for all kind* of Country. Produce Call and see him before urchasiilg elsewhere. Cartcrsville. Jan 30. *#•- CURRY & KNIGHT, GROCERS, and C o in m i ssion m erchWtsj No. 2, Ciilnicr Slrcct, Ga K EEP constantly on harwl and for sale „ at low figures, Sugar, CriLce, mackerel cheese, bacuii, lard, salt, t->bacc(f, soda, ginger pepper, spice, copperas, madder, s.-mps, match cs, Stationery. Cotton yarns Hoots and Shoe*, llf-t", Capa, Hardware and Cutlery. Tin Ware, Flour and Meal, Tea, Starch, ui''. many other things too tedious to mention Grind Stones; also, 500 Busheis Fresh Colton Seed. t lover Sct'd, etc. J.iu. 1, ISlifi. NEW SKIRT FOR 1865-6. The great Invention ofthe age in HOOP SKIRTS. J. W. BRADLEY'S New Patent DUPIEX ELLIPTIC Lor double] SPRING SKIRT. ’ | Mils i S \ EN i’H *N ousists of Duplex (or tv* >) EI.LIPIIC Pl'HB Rkfinkii SteklSphinus, ingeniously limited tiglytlv and firmly togeth er. kim.k i > i iii.s, making the wuuhkst, most Fi.kxtHLK. ki.xsili' and dukablk Si-iuno ever u s. il. They seldom issu or ukeak, like the *in - Spring,amt coii<iHjtf( nlTy picserve their or* let and hcaunni; dfcape, more than twice a* ' >:ig as any Single Skirt that ever ha* or can be made. THE wonderful flexibility and great com f rt nr-ri pb-asarc to any Lady Wearing the Du p!fftt Elliptic Weiit will be experienced particu 1-,-ly m all craw l and Assemblies, Opera*, Car ri.gcs, Railroad Cars, Church IVws, Arm Chair*, for Promenade and House Dress, as the Ssirt can bo folrb-d when in use to occupy a ► mail jplace as c i.-i.y and coitvouieuUy as a S or Muslin Die-s. A Lady laving enjoyed the Pleasure, Com i it a.i ’ "i-ii C iuM-iiiciKC ui wearing the Du- I-I. \ E .j-tie steel Spring for a single ■ay afterwards willing;* disperse W ' their ure. Fur Children, Mi-see and \ na 1.1 'he* (ftey are sujs'riort > all others- I HE Ili'OPS ire c.were, with 2 , Iv double tw.-t. ii li.r a . alui will wear iwice as long a* t.ic S;n,.e y.i n coveung whirl is used on ajl b:, .. t Sled Hoop B*l,o. The ;hrec botton - is on e.cry Skirt arc ais D -übie Steele, an* twice or double covered to prevent the. ow ring Horn wearing off tno rods wheixilraggiug dowt stairs, stone step*, etc* itc. which tn<y an c -n-l mlly subject to w hen in use. All .ire ms le ol the new and elegant Corder T >pcs, and are the best qua.it* in e*erv part goi a to the weirer the most g-acerm nd jier t 01 r-...ipe possible, and are unquestionably the lightest, most desirable, cotniorlabie and if nomies Ski.-t ever made. WtSTS' BRADLcY & CARY. PROPRIETORS of ir*'. ntion, and SdLE M '.N JGACTORcRS. HI LHAM3tRS,*d Asi RiAOc STREETS. NEW YORK- E OK SALE in all first-elass Stores in this City, and throughout the United States and C mada. Havana de Cu ! w, Mexico, South A rtn nc*. aud the West ladies. Enquire lor the Duplex Elliptic (or double) Spring Skirt. J C. April 3. IMS. Sje.ri* Still Ahead! LOEWENSTEIiI 4 PFEIFER Are now prepared to supply Farmers IN HARDWARE, Groceries, DRY-GOODS, and all other style* of goods necessary for Plantation us Wc now offer at Reduced prices , All Goods on Hand, and promise to sell witn LESS PROFIT, AND PAY MORE FOR country produce than any other house i4 town. Particular attention paid'to he Slilpiuent ofC’oSten jjn COMMISSION. Oar tock consists, in part, of Groceries , Hardware , Crockery lCure. Clothing, Bools , Shoes. IIa(s, 4‘(\, 4*c. Xfu: Brick Corner. ... f rARTERSYUWiE, CA. January I, 1866. . Jr v. R.'rgwfiy* ’• J> *• Forn ■.erTy^'sf! ol Otford, tia.; G Coluinbur, Ga. - Tommy, Stewart & Oit, HARDWARE & C TSIYI S 310 N MERCHANTS, Keystone Building, Whitehall Street, Atlanta, ga, Jr EEP constantly on hand a’! kind- of dles, also Carriage and VV ijp-n Materials, Har ness I.ealiier, and Rubber Belting. April 3. w3 n • E.Steadman, J. R. Sirom -n*. L. P. Tlmnias STEADMAN, SIMMONS & C 0„ Wholesale Grocers AND COMMISSION! MERCHANTS Norrro** Building,corner Whitehall and Mari etta streets, A TL.yy TA. GBOIt a IA. Keep constantly or hand a Urge stock of Jrocerics, Provision*, lLjo. L ing. Costo-i Y'lrus, etc. to which we mv;‘.ejb<- atteifft-m of dealer* ard other*. fVu. C.—3m SASSEEN HOUSE. At the Junction of l’< i hi ret and Broad Strte s. ATLANTA, GA. Board per Day *3 00 Board per M>eAr 15.00 E. R. BABSEEN. Pror'r.. apr 10. formerly of Washington Halt. IUHN W. WOFFORD, Attorney at X*aw, CARTERSVILLE. GA. AW FIRE INSURANCE A3ZNT. Represents the bent Northern and Southern Companies. Can he found at the law office of Wofford L Parrott. April JO* 1866. HH.BURN HGUSE. Corner cf Broad and Alabama Streets, one door from Whitehall Str.-et, itlaulll, Ua. This bowse is in the center of the business portion of the city, and but a sho.-r distance from trom the Passenger Depot, and conveni ent to all the Rad Road Depot*. Fare good and charges moderate. * L. J. HI! BURN. Pmprietor, ‘o. fermerfv *f C*lc<a Finform. Editing A Paper. —Editing a paper is a pleasant business. contains too much political mat ter. people won’t have it. If the type is 100 small people won’t read it. If we publish telegraph Yc pdfls peo ple say they are lies. If tve omit them, jhey say we have no enterprise, cr suppress them for po litical effect, ll we have few jokes, people say we are a r:nile!iead. If we omit them, they say we are old fogies. Il we publish original matter, they damn us for tint giving selections. It we pub list) selections, men sav wc are lay,y for’not writing more and giv ing them what they have not read in some other paper. If we give a man a complimentary notice, then we are censured lor being partial. If we do not, all hands say we are a greedy hog. ll we insert an article that pleases the lad ies, men become jealous. Il we do hot cater to their wishes, the paper is not fit to have in the house. If we attend church they say it is only for effect. ll we don’t, they denounce us ;s de ceitful and desperately wicked. Il we remain in the office and attend to business, people say we are too proud to mingle with our fellows. ll we go out, they say we never at tend to business. Il We publish poetry, we eflect sen timentalism. If we do not, we have no literary polish or taste. Il the mail does not deliver our pa per* promptly, they say ivedo not pub lish “on the ti!nl*•” It it does, they are afraid we are getting ahead oj the time. If we do not pay all bills’promptly, folks say we are not to be trusted. If we do pay promptly, they say we stole the money. Habeas Corpus. It may gratify our readers to know that, om the seventeenth instant, Presi dent Johnson decided that his peace proclamation restored the privilege ol the writ of Habuas Corpus—the ques tion heinjr brought before him on an ap peal from .ledge Underwoods decision, denying the writ in case of a Virginian put in Linbo by the Freedmens Bureau for refi.si'yj to pay a fine of live hundred dollars-i-.-a oegru.* mediately on mis appeal being oiad*>oih the Presi dent and the Attorney tleneral decided against Unpcwood. and tlve Virginian, thank C-d, was set free from the Bu reau’s clutches. This decision, be it rememhered, was rcncleiet. laic in the evening ol the seventeenth and knocks into a cocked hat all prior instructions sent out from Waslrtngton, not excep ting those mentioned in the late proc lamation of his Excellency, the (Jover nor. We would have been sorry to be lieve- as some would have had us— that Mr, John -on Was paltering with a people entirely in his power, and are, of course, proportionately happy in knowing he is standing squaie up to the honest meaning ofTiis peace proc lamation. Cons! nationalist. Sambo Exercising ms Civil IJiohts. The Washington correspondent of the Boston Post says: The colored people have not been slow tc apply to themselves the prac tical benefits of t he passage of the “civil rights” bill. To-day they elaimed ad* mission to all p ins of the galleries in both the lions'* and Senate, and not a doorkeeper h ol the intrepidity to dis pute iheir right to enter. The conse quence was. that there was a very con siderable diffusion ofthe sable element all through the spectators, and hi the gallery lor hi lies /heir nii; l K , rs much preponderated over the wh'tes. Even ! id; s extre mu'eal influences can scarcely suppress their aversion to this wholesale abandonment ofdistine- color, and in many instances were observed to githpr lip their skirts -and make a hasty exit because of the compulsory contact. General Robert Toombs - —The Montgomery Ledger relates that Gen eral Toombs is io Havanna, negotia ting fora sugar estate. The General says that lie intends to make Mexico his future home, hut first he would proceed to France, procure an inter view with the Emperor, and learn trom him his line of plirv. If the Emperor promised to sustain Maximilian, he would tell the Emperor that he had still a little money left with whit b to make a home in Mexico for his family, w hile the balance o| his fortune he was willing to invest in powder and lead. Gen. Thomas Francis Meagher, act ting governor of Montana, has recanted dtis radic Jk opirions, and come out for President Johnson. £3„.\n agricultural tociely recently offered a premium for the best inode ol irrigation, which was pr nted “irrita tion,” by mistake; whereupon a wag sent his wife to claim the prize. He took rare to be out of the way when she returned. “KICKS ARB STUMP SPEEOI3 Friends and Frllkh-Citizens and tun Women: The great and solemn crisis which we have long looked for, has at last arrive. Our hypesb lical and majestic, canal-boat of creation have unshipped Her rudder; the captains broke his neck, and the fjtfok have div to the depths of the vasty deep in search of dimttnds; our greatiind glori ous Union Uav been tore.to j eases, like a shirt on a brush-fence in a high gale ol wind ; the wheels iff govei'iimeiit has sfonped, the mashoenry i.s deranged, itnti the biler is bustoil. Peace like a bob tailed ganuer has ■ fie wed majestic ally down th estream of time*..and the oyster Women is crying, peace, peace, when there Is no pfeace. Feller-citizens and the wonipn, where are we ? there we are, arid here I’ll stand and expirate till the whole crowd of you hoop lor Spcnklv- Yes, feller cittzens. if 1 was standin on the adamantine throne Of Jupiter, and lightnins was a crashing around me, I’n continue to spout. I’m full of the bilin hot lather of Mt. Eluy, and 1 won’t be quenched. I’ve sprung a leak, and must howl like a bar with a sure head. I feel that the time lias come, ant/I must blow the Bugle and sound the t.iol-hbrn until the echo re verberates from hill top to hill top,, and he heard from the granite hills ol New England to rhe sunny plains of Texts. Yes,feller-citizens,every man what had a soul as big as the white of a niggers eyes has fought and poured out his blood like soapsuds omen a wash-tub, And shall we not have peace ? Yes, wc shall have "peace.— ’Lei sich as me to Congress, and then peace shall lite upon our country like the great American. Eagle, when she flew o u er the Rocky Mountainst-sud jit on daddy’s wood pile like a thousand brick on a rotten punkin, i|nd opened her mouth and screamed vJi’ /Ytmfo/s Uniconii'ms." - . -'fid'* Now, fellow-citizens, ydtj I am. I sav that mr‘ i>nmtiiaiftjopftßD Spunkby. the son ol old and his Wile, Sally, all ..know, to be as good grit as-evWfhfftiLon " sole leather, and tplpfolks was ever known to do a mean ihuiiCclA’:. cjjsy uncle Petv.r, who did r.FI u„ e goose eggs irom his neigobor, to raise chick ens from. -But I guess you’ve done as mean a thing as itl.iljLa rt time. I was'in born in rut* riVoo.fr to be sheer ed by an owl. "I fcas ffirued 'and , (niched up ninoiig you and never went to *choftt a day in iqy*l*fe. But none of’em cant, get their liifrlutin words, ''l/ictum, Sir Mum. albro, astro, catnip, lirazilo and Baffin* Bay.'- “Go it, porkey, roc- or die,” as Shake speare Slid'- ' iien Caesar stabbed" him in the house ol representatives. No, they yan’ t get round me with any of their uuirtitigafed audaciousness. Feller-citizens, you want to know what I’m going to do when you ’led me to Congress. I shall go with Andy Johnson, ded against all free nigger buro lulls and the confiscation of the old rags -d our poor innersent wimm°n and children, an I shall vole fora strate jacket for Thud. Stevens, and a big dose f Sails for Sumner, lo work ail the meanness out of him and make him a decent white man. I shall go in for # changing the Mississippi Rivgj and run it through a tunnel right strate through the bowels of mother earth, from Tar River to Boston, and shall repudiate all niggers, musquitoes and bad scents; shall flustily hen hawks which feed on our poor Mule chickens, and shall vote for a law to keep inc niggers from standin on their heads at cainp-nieeiins. 1 shall go in for havin •barn raisins eveiy day—. Sunday ex celled -and liquor enough to swim a seventy-fourgun ship. 1 YTs. ic.iersitizens, ’lect me to Con gress and I shall he led tQ exclaim in ilie BUhliine, llis terrific language of BoNAfART, when tie was preach in in the wilderness. * “Richard’s himself again.” On then onward to the .poles, and make the welkin tremble with anti* : spasmodic yells for Dick Spuxkey. i Gallop space, fiery-footed steeds and hnfl nc satie 111 the “Happy Laud of Canaan.” Hence, ve Brutfs, broad* axe and glory.” Hand round that jug, for I’m awful dry after this speech. • A Good Wife.—A good wife is one who puts her husband in at the side of the bed next to the wall, and tucks him in to keep him warm in the winter, splits the wood, makes the fire in the morning, washes her husband's face and draws on his boots for him, never suffers a rent to remain in her hus band’s small cloths, keeps her shoes up at the heel and her Blockings darn ed, never wonders what her husband sees interesting in the yot*ng women who lives across the way. never slams the door when her husband is speak ing, and always reproves the children when they eat up their father’s sup per. A. S. Foote, on a visit to Nashville,' reports that anew Presidential ticket is suggested among the political gossips of Washington, for 1867. viz: U. S. j Grant for President, and Robf E. Ism for vice President. NO. 43. The Ullnd Bridle IcwHpaper, To work a horse not altogether' tract able it is somt-titries expedient to bi|ve a'btoad-riap blUkt-bridle. sufficient fo cover his eyes and. proven' him firm seeing anything hut the path in. which he is to ttrallf hi plovying fyr his own er. . This "s the plan of Democrat Inf Kinniirky Democracy. Belie.vfng are 1 i ched on by sul sianital'ellllr-and trace? to the Dt mderal, thfc'editor does not allow them to took to the right left or to-sce anything bin his owg^ 7 "” yate policy, lie does not a!low, Agent, to see the call of.the L’eft'lral Of ly tee' of the jl/c. no eraSe parry-?**). Moore not allow them to see the cLLy ~f Chatfair’ peal ot Gov. Wickliffe, Jbr“‘ot/i ji ° ings of the Democracy < /r™' State, nor the voice of Detn ~ ocratic press, ThoSe Jftjio read the Democrat Only are thoroughly litiih hugged. They hot know what tile Democracy ajjji lii'wt/ers are for.—- They arc trc£md as if tlie editor consid ered of. in s horses who needed to know nothing but their daily task, pnd to hear his voice; “Gee, whoa—gee along—plow straight ii, to Bolling— this is my farm—the ‘Democracy be longs to me—J hold" the reins— l’tne the Provost Marshal of this Slate.” - —Louisville Courier. A Delicate Question—A Bashful and rather gnea young fellow invited a young lady to attend a ball with him one night last Simmer. Tl tt invita tion was accepted, anti the couple ap peared at the ball. After dancing for sometime, “greeny” saw his |a tnc-r sitting in one eerier of the room, all alone Now was h s chance.- So he walked up to w!it,re the lady yyns sit ting, and sal down bpsitie her. Alt well so far; but the bashful fellow was at a loss lor something to sav. lie fidget ed about considerably, and was el iug pr ifirsely. Finally t iking hold of his wifred collar, lie coniine"'cul con • versatioh thus : “It’s joMrrul warm in this roe in ; m.y shirt’s wet ain't yours?” His pTtier blushed, said nothing, but L,uk r.fiTt for the next dance. . SST'Children. arc inquisitive bodies —for in Mr. nee: “What dots cleave mean, [in?” “It means to unite together” “Doe.* John unite wood when he cleaves it?” .* • “Hem, well, it nltans fo separate,” “ Well, pr,-, does a than arparafp Irpin > Ills ivift wiien he ck-uyea to her?” “llcm, licm, don’t ask so many fool ish' questions, -child,” S6r“Yot*,h ave’lost your baby, 1 hear,” sakvoircffenlfr'ripii.i to another. “Yes, poor lirtle thin x I it v. in o 1/ five mouths obi. We. hid all we cfo.ii and for it. We had four doctors, blistered it-; head axil feet, put mustard pou’pees all over it, gave it nine calomel | tiw tiers, leeched its temples, had it hied, gave it all kinds’of mtdicine, and vet after a week’s illness it died.” A man named Josh was brought 1 e fore a country squire for stealing a hog, and three witnesses being examined, swore they saw him steal ,t. A wag having volunteered his council for Josh, knowing the scope of the Squire’s brain, arose and addressed hint "as fid lows: “May it please your honor, I can establish t| is men's honesty be yond the shadow of a doubt, for 1 havo twelve witnt-ssTS who are ready to swear that tlry did not tec him steal it.” The squire rested his head for a few moments as if in deep thought, an it with great dignity a .ose. ai cl Ir ushing back his hair, said : “Tf there aie twelve who did not see him steal it, and only three who did, I discharge the prison-. er. Fragrant l . —'Thirty-three eloquent boquets w£ro presented to the Senators who voted for the Civil Rights hill, by the colored women of Washington O't McmiLy. JKjtY* T say, Pat, are you digging n*ut a ' hole in that onion bed ? “No,” sayk Pat, “I am digging ou*. the earth and leaving the whole.”' J 5® fc “AU ye blackguards that isn’t lawyers leave the Court,” said the crier ol a Court in Erin.. O’ D Dkacon Sharp never told a li>, but used to relate this : “He was stand ing one day belore a frog pond —vitr have his word for it*—a-ml saw a largo garter snake make an attempt upon i enormous big bull frog . The sunk!? seized one of the frog’s hind legs, and the frog, to be on a par with his snake ship, caught him by the tail, and both commenced swallowing one another, aad continued this carnivorous opera tion until nothing was left of either of them.” —<*M •OuAn Indinatlapoln bridegroom iat'dyspaid his marriage fee in helogna sabssages. A spec a? tii:-patch to a pi per pi of veto* to aiinnnnee.oi.’rfgh an. thf'rity, iii>t Mr. D vis v/iri sru-.r, tie *•- leastfl ou parole, on tlit? same cuik'i ’.'•<l!l3 re- filOS-r urrttr J * n r. .