The Weekly Cartersville express. (Cartersville, Ga.) 18??-1867, February 01, 1867, Image 1

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VOL. 5. THM HEBKLT ©aileru file F,fprcßH k puWrahad *rcry iF’ZRaXID.AUy Miruiij. in Carteraville, ttartvw County, Ga., Smith k Milam, Pr*pri«tara. at T>*«« UollUI), per an aim. tlrielly in adoanct ; lea Daliarn for Mu M>nlii*; t(ne U*l!*r far Three Month*. A4verti*entcnta for one mouth, ar leas atm* •«* DalLr per *qu*r«, af tea line* Or lest,) ft*r each i**erti»n j, all ether ad verli .ements wiif h* eharjeti Fifty per cant an aid price*. JONES & MAITBIE, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Car ter soi lie. Ga. WILL attend promptly taall bu*i aetts cn trOKted t# their care. Will praet ce in tha Court* afluw, and equity in the Cherokee Circuit. Special attention gitran te tha collec tion af claim*. Jan. 1. 1866. ly Jana J- Jaaaa. R- Malthie. Surgeon an tl Blochanical Dentist. rpilE underitiraed rcapcottully offer hi* pra | fesaioual *ei vice* to the ctizeti* of Gar tornrille and vicinity. ie prepared ta da all kind* of work kolonjfingf ta hi* profeaaiait. f oil *ett* of teeth put in on gold plate. Work all war-j ranted. F. M. JOHNSON. ] Corlcmvill*, Feh. 18, Dll. T. F. JONES, ri'AENDKRS hi* professional «erxice* ta the J aitiran* of KINGSTON and vicinity, and ro»p **t full y • * lie it* it portion of ttieir patranagai J ana . 2. JQHN'w. WOFFORD. Attorney at LaWi CARTCBSVILLE. sa. *.!«». FIRE INSURANCE AGENT. Represent* the best Northern *nd Xaiithern Companies. Can be found nt the law office ol Wofford ic Parrott April 10, 1 866. raio.v w. »<>?>», Attorney at Law AND COUNTY C3URT SOLICITOR, €ia. Will give particular attentim !• the aellectio* nfeiaims. Oct 26. J*kn €, Uritti ie n , ATTURM£Y % QOJ.iSHLLOH AT LAW, KlNcjsit ION, GA. \CTICES I.AVV in the several court* i ties of tha Cherokee Circuit, aNo, Polk, U unison aai F.nyJ counties, Frorrtut at tvuiion given to business, Nov. 23. ly (J*rnl'casional cards sl9 cash per annent.J W. H. PRITCHETT, Attorney at Law. IVULRSYILLt. CE'JRuIA. PH VCTICKS Low in all tlie entirts n! the CTunakco cirouit anil counties adjoining B:(rt „ w Ji,n ; 3 L, IeRE a. HOWARD, ATTBWY AND C3IJN3ELLOR AT LAWi Car I'FJRSVU.IiF. GA. HENRY P. FARROW, ATr*RMEY AT IAW. A ilantu, Ga. Deiitlstry. m Du. J. W. Kennedy, r> K4PEC rrui.LY informs hisold natrons niid all ethers who nlay wish his services, hat ho will, eccasioiially, visit Cxrtersville. — A.I erders left «t the Drug Stor* ot W. L. Kirkpatrick &, Cos., for him. will he promptly attended te. Refer* te his numerous patrons In the country. Feb. 20 Lanier 11 ous e, MAR ETTA. CIA., BY LANIER & DOBBS, Proprietor* f a XH IS H uise ’* located iu a saw steps of the I Railroad, where the cars atop. Passenger* lake thru* muais a day here. Mcal.s prepared * ail hours. july 24. W. L. GOLDSMITH, Attorney at Law, Anmi, Oborsia. Will practice in Fu'ton and adjoining counties. Also in IltirtOW Superior Court. Otlce ever Hulbreok's Hat Store, \N hitchall. Marcli 20. lunesT MALTBIE. REAL ESTATE AGENTS, CARTtRSVILLE GA Vfn •re authorized lo sell, and and have r»n hand several Houses and Hots, and else numerous butldinj lots in the town of Csrtwrsville. Also several plantations of various size* in Bartow C«. Parties desiring lo bur or sell will d® well t<» give us a rail. Ail ••tamunicstions promptly answered Jllj 17, 18(56. James W. Strange, Dealer ia STOVES. GRATES, IRON, HARDWARE, PUI* ANI JAPANNEI TIN WARE, At. Ciena Lhasa axd Cettea Rxft taken ia ex change kr fioede. Repeirinj, Roofing and IhrtNiiag d#«e with impni a»d dtrpsfek. IfilArenmlla. Jf-»v. 1. wrp €mhw, \ (slitsstoit«, Calilt riIHS FINEST AND LARGEST STOCIF J in th-SOUTH, *t Wholesale Retail, On as good Terms, as can be had in the country, | NORTH OR SOUTH, | -ir- McBRIDE, D3R3ETT 6 CO., WHITEHALL STREET, ATLANTA, GA. Ncvetuher If, 1868. wly d^ffanfa -A_ 2ST ID Rolling Mill Cos .? Atlanta, Ga. MANUFACTUR ERS OF RAIL-ROAD SPIKES, CHAIRS, BRIDGE BOLTS, OAR IRON, NAIL ROD, AND HORSESHOE IRONt Castings, of description*, in Brass* or Iron, including RAIL -BO AO CAR WHEELS. 30XES. PEDESTALS, FRONTS. COLUMNS, AND VERANDAHS. Mill Gearing ana Machinery of all kinds. JOHN D. GRAY, President. October 6.tf AMERICAN HOTEL. Alnbama Street, ATLANTA, GEORGIA. Opposite the Passenger Depot. WHITE & WHITLOCK, Proprietor,. TIAHE public ere respectfully informed that Jt this H u«e has been remodelled and re lilted. and re- >pened for the accommodation of the travelling public. Much time, iahour atid expense has been expended in making it worthy of patronage. M uiern mprorements have been added, and tlie public can re y ox. ,s hc-iiig equal to any in Hyfuhern cities. WHITE & WHITLOCK, Proprietors. BHY3ON * WVLEY, Clerks. uyp24. Sell o ol N o ii c 8 ON the I4tli day of January, 1867. I will open a common day school at CARTER SVILLF, 7o continue during the year. The First Tern will embrace the remain* lug part of Janua-v. together with Febraary. March, April, May and mg 24 weeks orsixscho las ic months. The Seeand terra will consist #f Sixteen Weeks -“-four scholastic months. Tnftioii. Primary, $159 Ordinary English 2.50 per month. All te be paid, without other arrangement are made at the end of each month. Buecess anti satistaction et the prist year, encourage the belief that irm and ruild con trol. with assiduity, will make the Seheol ben eficial t« papiie and patrons. W4LTII L. BRAT, ; *s» t'lrim, rip i THE WEEKLY CMXE EXPRESS. J.H. White pc*** Wholesale and Retail Dealers ia Ken and Boys’ CLOTHING, DRY-GOODS, HATS, BOOTS ANN SHOES, of all kinds, Which wi 1 be SOLD Lower than ever offered in ATLANTA. OUR STOCK IS LARGS, and must be SOLD. Come One and All, And give us a Call. ._ - | Small Profit* and Quick. Sales, is our motto. WHITEHALL STREET, ATLANTA, GA. October 2G;h, 1806. W 3m Livery Stable JONES & STOCKS, CARTtRSVILLE. GA. ARE prepared, tt nil times, to furnish the traveling public with convey aih e through me country. Also to feed and shelter stock p.t reasonable rates of board. Our vehicles and stock are kept in good condition. Nov, 16. Nexv Marble ITard. S. B. OATMAN, Agent* For WILLIAM GRAY, Importer and Beater in Italian , Block adilte, and White Rutland Statuary M A R B L E. -toy VVE are now receiving and Affitv flLfbivS have i» store, a large and jL«Sj|m I l'| 1 desirable stock of finished| k; end rough Marble, which 'iFrOr'' we offer to the public on the most rettsoaaDlc Owing to the high price of marble at tlds time, many persons are kept from purchasing. I propose to reduce prices so that all can buy. My facilities lire such for purchasing the ma terial, that I will be sa'idieJ with small profits and cjnick Sales —such is mi motto. We are prepare Ito furnish in the best stvle, Monuments, cirved and plain, Box Tombs. Tablets, carved and plain, Head-stones, Urns, Vades. &c., and Furnishing Marble of all de scriptions. With good and experienced workmen in all departments of business, we hope to merit a shire of pubic p.tron-ige- Designs of Monu ments and any other work in Marble, furnish ed gratis. Orders so’icited and promptly filled. Office and Yard adjoining Be Ivue Hotel and oppo ite Georgia Railroad Depot, ATLANTA, Ga. Dec 6th, 1866. T. I! RR SU3I3. DKM.ERB In t ENGLISH AND AMERICAN llai duare Cutlery Guns Pistol)! —At,SO Iron, Steel,- Nails, Bellows. Anvils, Vices, Cor: Shellers, Straw Cutters, 6'hoveia. Plows, Hoes, Chains, Locks, Hinges, Screws, Hammers, Hatchets, Axes, <Ac. And all other goods usually kept intheHaru ware line. Also Agents for F irrbanks Piuttorin ad Counter Scales, which we will seil at Fac tory prices, freight adileJ. At their old stand. Corner ol Peach Tree and Line Street, Atlanta, <Ja, J\ W. 0-A.TJT & CO., UNDERTAKERS. ARE preprred to furnish Metalie Burial Cases of all Sizes and of tna latest im proved patterns, We also manufacture, and will keep constantly oil hand, Wooden Coffins, of all descriptions, from the cheapest to the finest Rosewood finish. We in end te iurnish Burial Cases and Coffins cheaper than ever be fore offered in Atlanta. Orders by letter or telegraph, giving size wanted, will he executed by express. Persons at a distance desiring the disinterment and re moval of friends, will save time and expenee by giving ns their orders. Undertake™ will consult their interest by Bailing apon us at our ware-nom*. Peach-tree £h*p-l Ghureh, Atlan- CARTERSVILLE GA, FEBRUARY ], 1807. 33. V. JOHNSON, ICXITGSrOIT, QA. DRY-GOODS, cti&ec&aHt A N D COMMISSION MERCHANT, Age lit for Va. Salt Works, and Land Plaster, Highest market price paid far DRIED FRUIT, COTTON RAGS, AND COTTON BAGGING AND ROPE, and Revenue Tax paid on Cotton to those who wish to ship. Oct 6. ly IH.dVE my large Ware-House finished.— Parties Wishing to store Cotton with me can do so at the usual ware-house rates, AH cotton bought by me hereafter wi 1 be weigh ed at niy own ware-house, thereby avoiding the disagreeable necessity of drivng to the Depot with cotton, E. V. JOHNSON. Kingston, Nov. 1 A T T E N T'i 0 (i! WAXTED. nt the M A G N O L I A M ILLS, Cartersville,Gu., Wheat and Corn, For which the highest market price will be paid. The patronage of the citizens of Bartow County is respectfully solicited, homing to give general satistaction, both i*s to quantity and quality. We propose to give the cus'omer as much Meal ad Flour per bushel as any mills in the country, and lupe, by giving personal atten-. ion to the business, to merit >our patronage FLOUR, MEAL AND GRITS FOR SALE, FOB CASH I We design at achieg to our Mills a WOOL CARDER, embracing all the latest improvements, and expect to have it in operation in t'rrle for the next or Spring Crop of Wool. Take due no tice thereof and govern vourselves accordingly. MILNER, BAPRETT & STOCKS. Nov. 15, 1806. ] Movinitg to Whitehall! JOHNSON Sl GORDON Have removed to the Large Store of Mr. Tassita’son Whitehall St., Next door to Taylor,, Williams and Crook shanks’, opposite Phillips & Flanders’, where we will continue the GENERALCOMMISSIONANO GROCERY i BUSINESS : are t 0 for patronage extended ff to us wnile on Alabama street, and so licit a continuance of same. We now ofler that delicious article, MOCHA COFFEE XLSO— Java Coffee Ilio toffee -t-ALSO SUGARS OF ALL SORTS. AI.sO — Lard, Soda, Nuts, Side s , Potash, Candy, . Meal, Tea Starch, GrPs, Cheese, Maccaroni* Ric-*, Crackers, Mackerel, Sy r ftp, Caudles, V i nog ar, Corn, Jellies, Cigars, • Peas, Pickles, Snvtlf, Potatoes, Raisins, Buc ets, Soap, Fruits, Tubs, 7 5 BARRELS FLOUR i W r e are Ctrcntsi for (he Sale o EMORY’S CELEBRATED j i Cotton Gins and Condensers. 1 No Gin House needed where this Machine a used. Call and examine it. ALSO 2. 000 LBS PIKENIX GUANO For sale, for Wheat, &e. Consignments of all sorts soli ited. JOHNSON 4c li OR DON. General Commission Merchants, Cas in’s Building, M hitehal! Streat. Nov. 9 3m, Slate Roofing. riIHE undersigned will furnish quanti -1 tv of excellent. Slate Roofing at tne fol lowing rates • At the Quarry, f*“r square (100 ft) SIO,OO At L'artersville 12,50 The freight from Cariersviile to Atlanta is Buildora ought to know that this is th* best and most desirabi* Roofing in the world. Address -S£ \ B RN JONES, Tan filert, <ia., »r J. F. STOCKS. 4-Y A.YEFDOTE OF THE W iR. Maj. B. hatl comin intl of a battalion ofTecas cavalry, well known to the people ol that State for its deeds of daring among (he snow capped moun tains ol New Mexico and the s vamps of Louisiana. While serving in Lou isian?, previous to the first raid of Banks on the Red River valley, he fell in love with a sweet girl, proposed and was accepted in due lortn. But just at that juncture, Banks’ column eatue along, carrying ruin and desolation in their track. Our forces fell back into tlte inter o •, bat the fair young eirl rein lin ed with her m-uthcr on the plantation. When the Federal army retreated to Brasltear City, the Confederates were close upon their heels, and, of course, one ol tne first acts of the enamored Major was to call upon, his promised bride. Her mother had been ruined bv the raitl, tlie negroes had been carried off, stock all killed or taken away, everything of, value about the planta tion ha 1 been burned or destroyed. File young lady met her lover and said, “When I engaged myself to you I was the owner of ihousat ids ; to-day I am penniless. It is not right to hold you to your pledge nnder these circum stances; you are free.” “No,” replied the Major, “I love you, and not yaur property. You are dearer to me now j than ever.” Some months afterwards the noble Major fell desperately wounded, while bravely fighting at the head of his battalion in the battle of' Fordoche. lie lingered long in the | hospital, but finally came out —a wreck of his former self. 11 is right arm had been amputated, and three fingers had been taken off his left hand. The lady was his tender and devoted nurse j through all those weary months of: suffering and confinement. When lid 1 began to convalesce, lie said to her, “I am a cripple and must be helpless all my life. It would be selfish in me to i ask you to throw away yourself oil J such a wreck as I am.” “No,” said she, “you did not desert , me in my distress and poverty. — j Nothing but death shall ever part us j again.” | They now live in the village of ** Texas, affording a beautiful example of devoted happiness and of the reward attending true nobleness of soul. The Land We Love. j Bi!l Simpson's Legal E\pcri„ 1 ence. Many years ago the Legislature of Tennessee passed an act to organize the county of NcNuiry, alius Snake. At that time the Country embraced in the limits of Snaka was occupied by a steady set of back woods men, totally unacquainted with courts, jails, ect. The country assembled at the appoint ed site for tlie purpose of cutting logs making boards, etc., to build a court house and jail. The only theme of conversation, when the men were a « sembled, was the court, etc. None of them had ever seen a court in session, as yet developed. Each one would give what his idea was ot a Court, etc. None, however, were entirely satis factory. until Bill Simpson was called i on ta give his ideas. He said he knew all about a court —that he had a law suit in Norih Carolina. One ol ft is neighbor’s hogs kept coining when lie fed his hogs until it got fat. One morning he got so d —d mad that he shot the hog. He thought it would not < do to throw it away, so he cleaned and salted it. Shortly after, his neighbor and a man come to his house, examin ed the smoke house, and took him to towrt and put him in a little office. About three months after that, this man came andtook him up to a large room. A large man sal upon a hig-h bench—a man was situ/ig at. a desk —about a dozen fine dressed men sat in a place that was paled around. The man put tne in a pen just behind them, f lie then called m twelve men ; they took seats in a box in faun of the fine dressed men. The man that was writing gare the twelve rtipn a book and said somethit gaiinu} Bill Simpson and State. Then one of the fine men read something about Bill Simpson End tlie bog, and he and another one of the fine dressed itipu had the biggest quarrel you ever heard,; I thought they would fight every minute, but they didn’t. It was Bill Simpson anti the hog, and the hog and Bill Simpson, and sometimes Mr. Simpson, but d—d seldom. After they quit quarreling, the big man talked awhile to tlie twelve men, and they went out and staid a short time, and come back and s;*id something to the man at the desk. Th« man on the bench said something to the man (hat put me in office, and he took me out ana) tied me to a petsimmon tree and commenced fighting me with a cowhide, and made me so d—d mad that f shook aM the persimmons off the tree. —/Winchester Home Journal. Our iffgrecs in life is naked and bare ; ettr progress through hie is trouble and care ; our egress out of it we do not know where; but doing well here, we shad do well there; I could not tell mpre by preaching a year. A Western paper eays if the negro was tak»n out of politics, what a tre mendous hois there would be in the HrpbliC3f! psjty. The *.enge*t Story On Record. I lie r o!lowing will amuse almost any one who will take the trouble anti spare the lime to read it through : There was once a certain king who, like many Eastern king*, was very loud ol hearing stories told. 'To this amusement he give up all his time, hut yet he was nt v r satisfied. The exer tions o! his courtiers were all in vain He at last made a proclamation that il any man should toll him a story that should last forever, he would certainly ; make him his heir and give him the princess, his daughter, m marriage; but il any one should pretend be had su -li a Story, and should fail —that is, if the story did come to an end —he was to have his head cut off. For such a price as a beautiful prin cess and a kingdom, rnanv candidates appeared, and dreadful long stories some of -them told. Some lasted a week, some a month, and some six months. Poor fellows, they nil spun them out as long as they could, but all in vain. Sooner or later they all came to an end, one alter another, and the' unluckv story tellers had their heads chopped off. At last came a man who said that lie had a story that would last forever, if Ins majesty would he pleased ito give him a trial. He was warned of his dangar ; they told him how marly others had tried and Inst their heads; hut he said he was not afraid; ! and so he was brought before the king. | He was a man of a very composed and deliberate wav of speaking, and after making all necessary stipulations for his eating, drinking and sleeping, he thus began: “Oh, king! there wes once a king who was a great tyrant; and desiring to increase his riches, he seized upon the corn in his kingdom, and pm it in an immense granary, which was built on purpose, as high as a mountain. This he did for several years, until the granarv was quite full to the top. He then stopped doors and windows on all sides. But the bricklayers had, by accident, left a very small bole near the top of the granary, and the re came a flight of locusts and tried to get at k the corn, but the hole was so small that only one locust could pass through at a time. So one locust went in and carried ofl one grain of corn, and then another locust went in and carried ofl' another grain of corn, and then another locust went in and carried ofl another grain of corn, and then another locust went in and carried ofl another giain of corn, and'then another locust wei t in and cameJ ofl another grain of cof;t„■ and then another locust went in and carried afl auotlir r giuin of corn. He had gone on thus (rom morning till night (except when he was engaged at his meals) for about a month, when the king began to be rather tired with his locusts, and interrupted his story with : “Well, well, we have heard enough of the locusts; we will suppose ti.ey helped themselves to all the core they wanted. Tell us what happened alter wards.” To which the story teller answered deliberately : “If it please your majesty, it is im possible to tell what happened after wards before I tell what happened first.” And then he went on again “And then another locust Went in and carried ofTanother grain of corn, and then another locust went in and carried off atioiHer grain of corn, another locust went in a?oi carried off another grain of corn, und tlicit another locust went in and carried off another grain of Corn/’ , . ; . The king listened with unconquera ble patience for six months more when he again interrupted him with : “Oh. friend ! I am weary of your locusts, flow soon do vou think they will have done ?” .To which the story teller made an swer: “Oh, king! who can tell! At the time to which my story lias o,,me the locusts have cleared a small place ; it may be a cubic each way round the Pole, and the air is still dark with locusts on ali -ides. But let tiie king have patience, and no doubt we shall have come to the end ol them in time.” Thus encouraged, the king listened on for another full year, the story teller going on still as before : “And another locust went til and rmried off another grain of corn, and then another locust went in and carried ofl another■ grain of corn, and then another locust went in and e.arred ofl another grain of corn, and then another locust Went in and carried oft another grain ol corn.” , , At hint the poor king could stand it no longer, and cried out; “Oh. man! that is* enough to take my daughter! take my king lorn ! take anything, everything! only let me hear no more of the abominable locust.” 1 And so the story teller was married to the king's daughter, and was declared heir to the throne, and nobody ever ex pressed a wirh to hear the rest of the story, for he said it was impossible, to eprne u> the othfr end of it till he had tfeae With th" NO. 30. Written for the N. V. Ere. Sayln's and I9oln*sor Jo»li an. lingo. MISCELLANEOUS MAT SRS. Favlhli glory, iz sum like potaloze on very ritcli silt*, —top plenty,— talers verrv skasc. " 1 Il aim so mutch trouble tew git rich az it iz lew tell when wehav got ritefi. The most bitter sarkasm sleeps in silent words. It iz uncommon hard tew annihilate a man with words,—although it iz of ten untook. Hope 1/. every bodily’s liahdmaid— she iz a sli coquett, and promises menny favors, but grants only a fu, and them are badlv diskouutcd. If yu want tew git at the eireum frenee ova man, examine him amung men,—but it yu want tew git at Ins aktual diameter, measure him at In. fireside. * ,x* .Thar iz nothing- 9 „ diTorculc tew hide ; z our foil vs. Tliare seems tew be 4 etvlcs or mind,— Ist, them who know it is to f 2d, them who know it aiut so ! 3d, them who split the diffrence, and guess at it ! 4«h, tl em who dont care a darn winch way it iz ! Than* iz but few men who hav kar aluer emiff tew lead a life ov idleness. Iru Love , z spelt ji„t the same iu Choctaw, az it iz in English. Those who retire from the*world on akount ov its sin ; . and peskynees, mu.it not forgtt, that they hav g„ t tt , w ks company with a person who wants just as mutch Watching as en.ivbody else Buty that .loot make a woman rain makes her very beautiful. A puppy plays with evrv pup he meets, but old dorg* hav fu associates He who buys what he kaut want, w, hear long, want what In scant bur It kosts a good deal lew he wise',but it dont kost enny tiling tew ho happy, Necessity begot lnvensliun, 1,/ Vt! ,i. slum begot Convenience, Convenience begot Pleasure, Pleasure begot Luxu ry, Luxury begot Riot and Dise-».«tf, Run and Disease, between ihem, begot Poverty, end Poverty begot Necessity again.—tins iz the revolution ov m and about aWt lie can brag on. PoWf r either makes a man a tyrant, or a tool. 1 bar iz no sitch thing as flattery, l —& il connneinlashuii iz dezerved, it is not li nttr \, but truth, and if commend*, shun is unJeseeved, it is not flalierr, but slander. ‘-Man was krented a little lower tli»n the Arfgels,”—and it is lucky , for the fcaid A htjcLs, tliat Ilf* tPuz. ‘-'The luxury ov grief!”—this, I take it means In hav yu re old uncle die, and leav yu S9OOO, and yu cry. “Love lies bleeding !”—this pro f,. ably one ov the durndest lies that was ever heard of. Give Her the Pants.—An OM* paper is responsible for the following • Cnee on a time noi long ago, not so l;*r from JYlillersburg as.it might he, t good hearted man and his long toiit-ir. ed. style-talking wife, attended a soei. | party. Almost every three minute*|,is wife would check her imshand thus : “Now, William, don’t talk so loud.” “Come, William, don’t lean back in your.chair that way.” “Now, Williairi, don t get noisy over there.” ; “Say, William, let the girls alone and sit by me.” At last forbearance ceased to be a virtue, and the husband, who vr%n really pitied by all in the room, m»j and said ; , “I beg pardon of the company, but as my wily insists on being boss * | the time, ft is right that she shou’d t/ave these.” And he del berately took ofl I M * pants, handed them to her, and mi down in his boots and drawers.”* The company Was astonished; tho woman burst into tears; the unlwimr couple soon went, home, but neither Jf them wore pants. How the affair was settled ire cannot tell, but the last time we-saw Willum be bad the pants on. We are incline 1 to think she will „ot again boss in e mipany in a hurry. “ Didn't you led me to,, could hold the plow?” said a fa'rmer to an Irishman lie luff taken on trial. “Bo atsv, now,” said Pat; “how could T hoiffd it an’ two horses pulin’* it awa , * Just stop the erathurs an’ I’ll kould' it lor you.” - • A Virginir negro rteg ro boy. whrf professed to.be dreadfully alarmed at the choigra, took to the woods t.» avoid iti and was there found mice,,. Being asked w hy be went tothe wo id.-, be 8;>ul “pray.” “But, said the overseer, “how is ft that you went to sinew?” ‘ “Don’t know, m*ssn, ’racily.” re sponded the negro, “but ’stec I mu<t have overprayed myseif,” \ “Ike” was partaking ot pmJding once nn a ume, w hen old lady Partington advised him to stop, as he had at re »if r ‘•taken more than there wes an 1 ■necessary w