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6 CONDENSED STOKIES. Prince Henry of Prusaia’t Joke With a Peasant. The kaiser’s popular brother, Prince Henry of Prussia, with his jovial manner and keen sense of hu mor, always enjoys a joke. The other day the prince, who is an ardent automobilist, way riding in his automobile on a country road near Kiel, and a peasant insisted on staying in the center of the nar* row road with his farm wagon. No amount of blowing of the hom by the prince could make him budge. Seeing that the peasant evidently enjoyed being able to keep the au tomobile from passing him, the prince, putting on 6peed, pushed his wagon to one side of the road wjz&hr *I > IT/ a lAillair i V / v ngjn /r -j Lgf g \ y a TIB PBAJUJIT ITiIKIIID. and passed by with a smile, which broadened as he heard the peasant shout after him that he was a clum sy fool, not fit to run a wheelbar row. A little farther on he stopped and sent his companion back to the peasant. "When you called one of us a clumsy fool,” the officer said, "I suppose you meant his royal high ness ?” "His royal highness!” the peas ant stammered, turning pale, while visions of a cell in jail arose before him. “What royal highness?” “Prince Henry of Prussia, who drove the who sent me back to hand you this twenty mark piece for not being afraid of saying what you mean.” When the Kaiser Spoke English. The last words of the last inter view between the German emperor and the late Prince Bismarck were spoken in English. When, in Punch’s fine phrase, the young em peror had “dropped the pilot” Bis marck went to the palace to take his formal farewell and resign his seals of office. The supreme moment ar rived, and the great chancellor thought that by tact and consum mate diplomacy he might even yet Bucceed in bending “that young man,” as he afterward bitterly call ed him, to his iron will. But his art and his eloquence were in vain. The sovereign and his minister had, of course, conversed in German, but when all Was over Bismarck said in a changed voice and in English, “Then I am in fogr wav, Hijrff” And the German Emperor answered in one word, “Yes.”- P. Soldierly Just after the RaFsiafi Alexeieff departed fjfin a member of nift .Jfcri&irfir Dewey ahd discussed the situation. “What Iliads quit, in such haste?” inquired iiie vtales-. man. , “I will answer that bv relating an anecdote of oUr civil war,” replied Admiral Dewey. “When General Hood left Nashville on ohe side of the city just as the Federal troops were entering upon the other his colored servant was captured. When asked why his master quit in such a hurry the old darky answered: “ ‘Well, boss, ’spect Massa Ilooil don’ think he ken do hiss’f justice in this yere town.’”—New York Times. Trouble Enough. When Philip Yerriil Mighels was gathering material for his novel, “Bruvver Jim’s Baby,” he ran across an old miner who unconsciously posed for his character of If-Onlv Jim. The old man sat alone in his cabin, where the hand of woman had never been known, and dirt reigned triumphant.' The conver sation turned upon cooking. “Yaas,” drawled the old man, “I got me one o’ them there cookbooks wunst, but I never could do nothin' with it.” “W hat was the trouble ?” asked Mr. Mighels persuasivelv. “Why, every one o’ them blamed receipts starts off with ‘take a c'e;r —Denver Republican. Y r ours Sincerely. You weie young and I was fair, In days that seem now long ago. Life for us held not a care. I, your sweetheart, you my beau. While with story and with song Swiftly flew the golden hours, Time hath never yet seemed long, When hope and love are ours. But the years too soon stole by And left relentless prints; You are old, and so am I, Light-hearted days,‘‘long since.” You went your way, and so did I. No vows of love were spoken, Gave each the tribute of a sigh, * Tho’ wounded, not heart broken. # Better thus in life ’tis true, Tho’ not in song and story. Yet memory keeps a place for you Where halos shed their glory. You were young and I was gay And you my gallant beau; Our hands now meet friendly way, For that was long ago. Farmer’s Wife. B ■ The New | f UIVI Body Builder I As delicious as a Fresh Orange I I Supersedes old-fashioned Cod Liver Oil and Emulsions I B Guaranteed to contain all the medicinal elements, actually taken from genuine fresh cods’ livers, with organic iron and other body-building ingredients, hut no oil or grease, making the ||| greatest strength and flesh creator known to medicine. 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