The Post-search light. (Bainbridge, Ga.) 1915-current, April 20, 1916, Image 4
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OFFIOIAI. OIUJAN
OF BAINIIKinriK i
COUNTY.
TIIK
Telephone No. 239
A man died at Hurtsboro, Ala.
a few days ago at an age of 113
years. What in the name of com
mon sense a man wanted to live
that long in that town for is
more than we can see. If it hurt
it ought to have been moved
long before that.
It sure is spring alright. Notice
that some of the boys have gotten
so lazy or so bad behind with
their fishing that they are using
canned editorials instead of get
ting off their own work. Five of
our exchanges showed identically
the same paragraph, letters and
words to a dot. These fellows
are fudging.
I We have never thought for
one moment that Senator Smith’s
ambition would
The Brunswick News has a|
long editorial last weekjon “What
one man Can Do”. We have
seen one man do an entire com
munity as easily as the guy did
that drove his Ford all over
Mitchell county re-charging
lighting rods at $3 per rod. Also
one man did the community of
Grady county selling Indan
claims right recently. Oh one
man can do alright, do a plenty
; overtowering
j lead him to let his name be used
by the California crowd as
! against the Democratic leader,
j despite what we may think ot
1 _ j * n many ways Senator Smith
All the boys that want to go;is too wise to turn his back on
fishing are now hanging around! the administration arid we dont
the corner watching the move- think that he will. That was the
ments of the teachers/ | pillow of his last campaign
The press comment this past j When a guy begins to stall
week on Judge Harrell’s candi-!around and tell you how hard he
dacy was general and doubtless j lias to work and that he never
very pleasing to that gentleman, gets out. Just watch him and in
o a few days you will learn that
Wanted to swap-Some old he went out and stayed a couple
worn out winter underwear for on the river. He lied to get
some B. V. D’s. Those interest- to goa-fishing and then liesabout
ed need not hurry as the supply
will hold out.
Villa has got to die several
times now and be resurracted to
satisfy an exacting news hungry
public. Poor gink he has a hard
road to travel.
The fish, the woods, baseball,
the fish he caught afterwards.
Case of lying “gwine and com
ing”.
If the state Road is sold and
the legislatures spend the money
what will we have then? To the
Macon Telegraph. Can you place
any restrictions around that
money so that nothing but the
the old smiling swimming hole' interest could be spent, in the
all are in a big conspiracy to, event that it did not take it all
keep the folks from working these ; to pay the bonded indebtedness
nice spring days. of the state?
Another week has passed and
Senator Eakes, candidate for
State Treasurer was in the city a ; no child killed on West street b
short while this week, letting the | the sp eed-made auto lunatics
boys meet the new State Treasur- , and an all wise p rovide n C e has
er ' j been kind that long to our city.
j How long it will be before the
No Pauline dear, you dont, town is shocked by some occur-
have to make that dress quite so rence on that street we can’t
.-awful loud to make a noise like a tell- Ilovv long will this go on?
dressed up girl Easter Sunday.
Tone it down a bit so you can be
seen.
Now seriously folks, watch the
ladies on parade Sunday and you
can easily pick out the lady that
“ordered off after” her Easter
hat and dress from the] ones that
left that money at home. They
look a little slouchy, dont they? j
The town and county will soon
be in the picnic mood. The time
is at hand when Bud and Sis
wearing that white dress and
blue sash. Shut your eyes you
old skin-flini and let your mind
wander back to the days when
you were Bud yourself.
The Donalsonville News dis- j Yet a few more days and the
coufSbs valiantly on cows dying I dry laws of Georgia will take ef
with the hollow horn but does
not seem willing to go tar enough
to say that a town knocker dies
of hollow head, although the in
ference is there alright.
feet and then wonder how' long
the people will be allowed to rest
before the paid agitators will be
urging something else new under
the sun. They must perchance
keep a bit of strife up to keep
their jobs. It wont do for the
A “Widow Woman" cured by
Tanlac says one of their last people to be satisfied for they
week’s advertisement. We have
been wondering how the devil
she got to he a widow unless she
was a woman, ilave heard of a
he-virgin but not a he-widow.
Biennial sessions of the legis
lature iis a proposition that is
will not be able to stay close to
the trough.
Cole Blease says that a man
ought to have a gallon of whiskey
per day if he wants it. Might
just as well add a couple of six-
shooters, forty rounds of cart-
moving slow but they are bound ridces and a Winchester ri fl e .
to a me. The people demand
work of that body and not politics
being played by the day.
In Rome, Ga. a man was fined
$100 for picking a man’s pocket
at a Carnival. Wonder if the
Carnival had to pay any fine for
their automatic stunt of pocket-
picking. if Robin dont get clean
ed at one of those things, the
devil is a (Dutchman.
The more hell he can kick up,
the more delighted Cole would
be to pardon him. And to think
that South Carolina will have
that thing again for Governor.
to
With the Americans after
Villa, the German after Bryan,
the Catholics after Tom Watson
and Teddy after the Republican
nomination we ought to have a
real lively summer. A regular
red-bug time.
A movement is on foot for
Language reform in China. The
good graces know that they need
it bad enough if ever any country
did. It is so darned confusing
there that rat-eaters dont under
stand what each other aie talking
about to say nothing of any one
else getting next. Reform China’s
language by all means. .Make" it
so a guy can ask, for his' otvn
shirt at the laundry without
starting a controversy.
Go to it boys, you have Eichel-
berger denying an interview in
the Savannah Press. Now when
Ike'v sidesteps a chance for
publicity some strong power is
behind him. Why folks he denied
charging Tom Felder with being
hot-air artist, denying about the
most truthful utterance that ever
fell from his lips since he invaded
Georgia.
Governor Harris has messed
himself up in a bad way in the
appointment of one judge over
night at the behest of Hamp Me
Whorter. Why should he not
please Sir Hamp,? Were they
not railroad attorneys for years
together? Judge Little refuses to
keep his mouth shut and has ex
posed the whole deal. If Governor
Harris decided to make that ap
pointment in the short space of
one night he at least made an
improvement as it usually takes
him always to make any kind of
of decision.
Shoot the big guns and ring
the fire bell. The Atlanta police
has at least arrested a monkey
for burglary. Brave officers, they
have never gotten a man yet but
being believers in the Darwinian
Theory they will depend on
evolution. For a bunch that can
never apprehend anything but a
fallen wonan to get as much he-
monkey is going some. Oh, the
same officer that shot the 10
year old boy should be allowed
to arrest that monkey and parade
through White-hall street with
him, Comrades in full dress.
Judge Johnson of the Apala
chicola Times has announced for
re-election to the Probate judge
ship of that county. The demo
crats of that county will do well
to hold fast to this democrat of
the old school. They are the salt
of the earth politically speaking
and getting mighty scarce. Old
Johnson is a true-blue democrat
from principle and not political
expediency, the old Henry G.
Turner type, that puts honor and
decency of purpose above every
job in the gift of the people.
Franklin county will do her part
to encourage young men of to
day to cling to the ideals of their
fathers by supporting this old
war-horse whose battles for the
party in his young days meant
much for us of this day. He and
Henry McIntosh of Albany are
about all left of this old element
that are still in harness.
Going along the street a tew
days ago we picked up a bank
ruptcy notice that was sent to a
hospital. A fellow taking bank
ruptcy on the folks that had per
haps relieved his suffering or that
of some of his folks. The idea of
it struck the scribe as rather in
dicative of the perverseness of
human nature.' How a man could
take that step on a man that had
helped him. We dont see. Every
doctor in the country will be
patient with a man that tries to
pay him. That man need not
have taken that precaution to
keep that doctor from suing
him. He could have easily paid
him one dollar each week, the
doctor would have waited on him,
even a number of years, if the
bill was big and he paid a little
every week. Now just how much
faith can be put in the man
would pull that kind of a stunt?
Do you suppose that he ever
thought how it would look for
him to take that step? Maybe
not. Evidence of good intent to
pay has satisfied every doctor
that we ever knew and we think
it woilid have this one.
ONE OF THE CAUSES.
Much has been said about the
lynching evil in this section and
many reasons have been sent out
for it. The most damaging rea
son is politics. It does not make
any difference how honest and
sincere a man is, how pure are
his motives and clean his convic
tions are, the press, perhaps the
pulpit, and the opposition will
impugn and abuse him or his
cause and if he gets in office this
attack goes on with out abating
and our orators, preachers often
times and our papers very nearly
convince our young that there is
no man or governmental idea
honest. They are taught in this
way to disrepect the law and its
representatives and when times
come that offer avenues to show
this disrepect they dont wait a
moment to do so.
Public men in this STATE of
GEORGIA have [gone from one
end of it to another in the past
12 years and held forth that
doctrine that no man can be
honest and have an extra clean
shirt. If any man accumulate
any more money than he can at
one dollar per day, he is a thief
and rogue. We may rear back in
holy horror at this statement but
it is true. They charge and the
people have sustained some of
them in public that every man
who has any income at all is a
thief and liar. Such foul preach
ments in this state by demago
gues, both on the hustings, in
the press and pulpit have led our
people to look on all state govern
ment as partisan graft rather
than a protection to society. Read
and listen to some of the preach
ing you get in all the lines of this
and you will see the truth of this
statement. DIRTY politics have
invited utter disregard for law
and the shadow thereof until
lynching has followed, more de
cidedly in recent years.
WITH THE EXCHAlSc
Tom Felder says there is more
liquor in Atlana than in Louis
ville or Cincinnati. We have
no doubt Torn has sampled the
product in all three places.—
Savannah Press. Now you don’t
mean to insinuate that the Don
Quixote of Democracy in Georgia
is in actual personal acquaintance
with the taste of the horrible
stuff. He from whom emanates
all purity and glory. Oh no, not
him.
Thomas sprinkled thd
water, previously blessed
Dutchman on Brown all,
given and forgotton. Dpi
the poor man, look whl
he finally fell into. ’
If, as reported, the ladies are
to wear socks this summer, we
are curious to know how they
going to make ’em stay put.—
Macon Telegraph. You are to
curious. — Newark American.
Hair pins man, hair pin. Whadye
got a noodle for if you don’t use
it?
You heard about the fellow
who put a bottle of Tanlac in
his Ford car and woke up the
next morning to find it had made
a Packard of it?—Thomasville
Times-Enterprise, Keep on and
you will tell a lie directly as
sure as shouting.
The State Central School De
pository matter is taking up the
attention of the State School
Board of Georgia. Representa
tive Griffin could have gotten
that bill over at last regular ses
sion of the General Assembly if
this same state crowd would have
helped him instead of waiting
until this late day to ask for same.
Every one of them knows too
that this bill is still pending and
a bill that will pass all the legal
perusal that is necessary. They
must have found out that the
people want it and want to get
on the band wagon.
The meager moneys that our
old veterans receive are a dis
grace to the state the size of
Georgia. The peanut politician
has his eyes now on the school
matters and has forgotten the
old warriors. He speeds and
caters to the coming voter and
not the old man that is fast pas
sing away. Shame on any state
that will dole out a few dollars
to these old men in the shadow
of the Beyond. They did their
best when it was their time to do
and now they ought to be more
carefully looked after as long
especially as other extravagarces
eat up money that would help
and sustain them.
A tiny girl baby was found
in Adairsville last week just
after it had been buried alive
by it’s mother or some other
relative who was probablo asham
ed of it’s record. Poor little
thing—guess it was the result
of a last summer’s tango party
—Richland News. Man vou are
getting awful. Ain’t you never
ashamed of yourself when you
get so sassy and impudent.
Don’t you know that our tango-
ers are our “elect ’or “elite” as
town folks say? You shant be
allowed to wear a wrist watch
just for saying such things. So
there,
“There may be greater nuis
ances than a half-baked man
two-thirds stewed, but we can’t
recall any of them right at this
minute.” — Macon Telegraph.
All right, here’s one of 'em:
The fellow who at home is a
loud-mouthed prohibitionist, but
while visiting in neighboring
towns stays pickled on blind-
tiger booze. — Dalton Citizen.
Now Let poor Brown of Wheel
er county alone. Did he not
have the immaculate and im
mortal Chief Maz.uma Tommie
Felder in that police court de
fending him? The moment that
Bishop Candler i s 0p j
compulsory educati , n *
be possible that the good!
fears Brother Asa’-'
sales might be curtailed
suit? — Dalton Citizen,
you want to see thatl
squirm that is now in the
lay your profane hand
rights of Coca Cola. Kil
will have you broken on tli
and insulted publicly.
Stark of Jackson county
to put a little tax on Cot,
he was immediately u|
and his committe let out i
and touch not that
source of revenue if youl
escape if you would escaf
wrath of Tommie Feldl
Eichelberger.
You Going
All the ladies’ things
exhibited in Owenton toil
and Saturday.— Owenton}
News-Herald. Nope, wifi
let me. Ed Jerger is goi]
We Have ‘em Tcj
We have seen the type i
The Macon Telegraph
mind when it says: “It
us when we see some fellol
couldn’t buy axle greesi
wheelbarrow swell up al
red in the face over tha
cost of gasoline.—Monti
Advertiser. He is the saml
that raises hell about bonl
cown for school purpose!
never paid a dollar’s tax]
his life. Close to the guJ
edmolians of the tariff andj
saw a boat or a custom
Yep he is here too, in fai]
is his native town.
ORIOrt LODGE AoJ
F. & A. M.
Meets Every First
Third Thursday Nig
Out of town Brethren Espe|
ly Invited.
GEO. H. FIELDS,
W. M.
Introducing Dress Talk No. 2!
FOR SALE
A good 250 acre farm at
$7.50 per acre. Located just
two short miles west from
Faceville, Ga. about 90 acres
in cultivation. Variety of
soil—Stiff clay, bottom and
fine loam. An excellent
spring with good fall suit
able for driving a large
vane for irrigation.
— SEE ME QUICK —
J. B. L. Barber
Office opposite Court
House Hamil Bldg.
BAIN BRIDGE. : : GA
()UR new line of Palm Beach and Crash Suit:
is by far the nobbiest we have ever shown ant
it will be a peculiar taste that we can not satisfy.
We will please you in lit too
no matter what your build.
They are the lightest, coolest and most comfort
able suits you can wear during this hot weather.
PRICES
to $10
But you’ll pay from $1.00 to $3.00 more else
where for the same quality.
(to. if. 3iiIds
The Fashionable Haberdasher.