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How That Corn Clear OK! ’ «tsIT" Loosens Your Coma W/off It's the Modem Com ^ffonder - Never Faiis. , , relievo anything could •n'5l' a , r ; ,V in getting a com off. ^^•.^•‘wondertJl^b'n.curw L., WoaJcrfol. the W.T/GETS-IT* I 1 " J M«k« All Corn. Go Quick." 1 ...nun because you don't have live; V . „ u tter around with your l,„ (ool a" 1 > them ui> with ban- » rn! ' ?. trv to dig them out. W« t °J.IT ' a liquid. You put Off liriroiis in a few seconds. It , t£ ,® u' S piinless. Put your stock* li'" 5 - . nvfr it. Put on your Irr . You won’t limp or Imm» corn "twist" in your face. The I or wart, will loosen from W 1 '-?:■ „ - . ’• i tunes. Glory hallelu- ; 'vi'T.'-l f" is the biggest tell* JjJ, „ rn remedy in the world. When It • u. know why. 4 ■',Vre:.'T" ;« sold and recom- .iniggists everywhere. 25c Ijbottle o^enfon receipt of price E Wrcnoe * Co.. Chicago. 111. Bicycles $25 to $40 Sold by The Motor-Bicycle lbfa? Co. Shingler Bldg BETHEL ITEMS Mr. and Mrs. John Wilson din ed with Mrs. Will Martin Satur day. A crowd from E. W. Rich’s with Mr. Roberts of Lynn Station motored down to Mr. Bill Marchants Sunday yvhere Rev. E. W. Rich preached tq a large audiance. Mrs. Allen Rich is spending the week with her mother, Mrs. James Thomas, who is on the sick list but we hope for a speedy recovery. E. W. Rich made two busi ness trips to Bainbridge last week. Mrs, E. A. Rich, spent a leW days last week with relatives in Colquitt. Miss Vasta Duke began her school at Pine Grove first Mon day in October. Mrs. E. W. Rich and daught ers, Henrietta and Eunice spent Sundav with Mrs. and Mrs. J. R. Lane. Mrs. Allen Rich called on Mrs. W. M. Scott Thursday after noon. Joe Ard dined with Mr. and Mrs. E. W. Rich Friday. TIE E ^)ur 34eaters £0A0 Dear Mary:-- I am simply joyed to my eyebrows with the new heater I bought yesterday. It’s an ornament to our home and gives out such wonderful heat. Why, I can scarcely miss the fuel it' burns, either; it will pay for itself in one winter. You just put on your hat and run over and see my new heater “at work" and you’ll Want one just like it. Your friend-HELEN. P. S. I got my new heater (they have ranges too) from lane furniture company Bainbrlege, ... Georgia S THOMASVILLE, GEORGIA WAYCROSS AND RETURN =VIA= Atlantic Coast Line- Railway “The Standard Railroad of the Soath” Second Annual Fair T’ckets on sale October 10th-13th inclusive. Limited to reach 0| iginal starting point returning prior to midnight October tlth, 1916. For further information call on or write H. M. DYKES, Ticket Agent A. C. L. Ry. Bainbridge, Georgia. Stolen From a Thief. Consider the Editor. He wear eth purple and fine linen. His abode is among the mansions of the rich. His wife hath her limousine, and his firstborn sporteth a racing car that can hit her up in forty flat. Lo! for the people falleth over each other to hand him money. A child is born unto the wife of a merchant prince. The physician getteth twenty-five golden plunks. The editor write' th a quarter of a column and telleth the multitude that the child tipped the beam at nine pounds. Yea, he lieth even as a centurion. And the proud fath er giveth him a chromo.—nit. Behold, the young one grow- eth up and graduateth and the editor putteth into the paper a swell notice. Vea, a swell notice He telleth of the wisdom of the young woman and of her ex ceeding comeliness. Like unto the rose of Sharon is she and her gown is played up to beat the band. The dressmaker gett eth two score and four ducats and the editor getteth a note of thanks maybe.—maybe. The daughter goeth forth on a journey and the editor throw- eth himself on the story of a farewell party. If runneth a column and the fair one remem- bereth him from afar with a picture post card that costeth six fora jitney.—sometimes. Behold, she retumeth and the youth of the city falleth down and worship her. She picketh one, and io! she picketh a lemon. But the editor calleth him “one of our most promising , young men,” and getteth away with it. And they send unto him a bid to the wedding feast and be hold! the invitation cards are printed in a far city. Flowery and long is the wedd ing article which the editor printeth. The minister getteth ten bones. The groom standeth the editor off for a twelve months’ sumscription. All flesh is grass and in time the wife is gathered into the silo. The minister getteth his bit. The editor printeth a death notice, two columns of obituary, three lodge notices, ten verses potery and a card of thanks. And he forgeteth to read the proof and the darn thing cometh out: “Gone to Her Last Roasting Place.” And all that are kin to the de ceased jumpeth on the editor with several feet. And they taketh out their adds and cancel- eth their subscriptions. Canst thou teat it? GEORGIA—Decatur County: Notice to Stock Holders ud Directors of Ike Elks Building Corporation. To the Stockholders and Directors ot the Elks Boildiag Corporation. Notice is hereby given to the Stockholders and directors of the said Corporation that a special meeting of the stockholders and directors of the said Corporation, will be held in the City of Bain bridge |at the Elks Club on the corner of Water and Market streets on October 10, 1S16 at 8 P. M. The purposes of said meeting is for the election of of fleers holding over, the consider ation of by laws, and the pur chase of certain property in the City of Bainbridge a3 a site for an Elks Home on which an op tion has been obtained and for the transaction of such other business as may legitimately come before said meeting. Said meeting called this day by order of L. H. Cliett, president of Jsaid Corporation at the re quest of three stockholders of said Cbrporation. This Septem ber 29th, 1916. G. G. Bower. j Secretary of The Elks Building! Corporation. ' UGH! CALOMEL MAKES YOU DEATHLEY SICK Stop using this dangerous drug before it salivates you! It’s horrible! You’re bilious, sluggish’ consti pated and believe you need vile, dangerous calomel to start your liver and clean bowles. Here’s my guarantee! Ask your druggist for a fifty cent bottle of Dodson’s Liver Tone and take a spoonfull to-night. If itdosen’t start your liver and straighten you up better than calomel and without griping or making >Ou sick I want you to go back to the store and get your money. Take calomel to day and to morrow you will feel weak and sick and nauseated. Don’t loose a days work. 1 ake a spoonful of harmless Dodson’s Liver Tone tonight and wake up feeling great. It’s perfectly harmless, so give it to your children any time. It can’t salivate, so let them eat anything afterwards First National Bank - -- AND -- - Decatur County Bank OF BAINBRIDGE, GA. Capital $150,000.00 Stockholders Liabilty.. 150,000.00 Deposits Sept. 12th, 401,860.00 Come to see us. You are Welcome. We take Checking and Savings Accounts. Sloan’s Liniment for Neuralgia Aches. The dull throb of neuralgia is quickly relieved by Sloan’s Lini ment, the unversal remedy for pain. Easy to apply; it quickly penetrates without rubbing and soothes the sore muscles. Clean er and more promptly effective than mussy plasters or ointment; does not stain the skin or clog the pores. For stiff muscles, chronic rheumatism, gout, lum bago, sprains and strains it gives quick relief. Sloan’s Liniment renuces the pain and inflamation in insect bites, bruises, bumps and other minor injuries to child ren. Get a bottlr today at your druggist, 25c. (2) Cleaning, Dyeing and Pressing Harvard’s Pressing Club. Phone 373. All [work guaranteed. 6°« FARM LOANS 6« Loans on improved farms in South Georgia promptly made at lowest rates and best terms. Call on or write us stating your needs. ====WE CAN SAVE YOU MONEY— Barrow Loan & Abstract Co. “The Biggest Farm Loan Concern in Southwest Georgia.” .PELHAM, GEORGIA. RECTORS QUALITY NOW OPEN The swelled Cafe of any in the southern part of the state. A nice place for nice people to eat. Everything entirely new and clean. All dishes served promptly and up to date. Prices in keeping with the hard times. Service of the very best. Eat with us once and you &ay with us always. , »■ - — Rectors Quality Cafe The New Place Belcher Block FOR BALE The Avirett Estate at Public Outcry at Bainbridge, Ga., on the Last Tuesday in Oc tober at . the Court House Real Eslate For Homes or Investment. 550 acres of land in the Fowlstown Dis trict, right in the heart of the great Su matra Tobacco Ridge. The .residence lays iust one mile from depot, less than a mile from a good school and splendid church and in a most fertile section. 40 acres of pecans, bearing each year a crop worth from $400 to $500 with pros pect of increase in yield. 250 acres in cultivation, 6 good tenant houses, two large tobacco barns, all the out houses necessary. —- Parties will See or Address A. AVIRETT QUINCY, FLORIDA.