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diking Furniture and Stoves in Season HOW is the time for any one that needs |\ to refurnish their homes to get a bar gain in all household furnishings at low prices. The folks have the money and their homes need a little touch here and there to keep them up to the usual stand ing. We have a complete line of Rugs, Oil Stoves, Stoves and Ranges and to take care of our friends in the approaching cold weather we have a splendid line of LTtNKETS AND COMFORTABLES And they are being sold at prices unheard or unexpected. It is a fact that we can afford to sell goods at a closer margin than any one else in the same business on a closer margin because we can do it that way and take care of our customers. Let’s Talk a Little Furniture. Walter Trading (Company iter Street Bainbridge, Ga. With The Exchanges When you are crossing the street and see a young lady zipping along down your way in an automobile driving with one hand and powdering her nose with the other, you can learn about dodging from her. —Macon Telegraph. Now you just stand still and she will go into the ditch herself and you wont have to skin yourself jumping. ' One of the practical uses of the county tair was demonstrat ed at Hillsboro last week when the class in agriculture from the city high school was taken to the fair grounds and given a lesson in milk testing.—Houston Post. Texas is a backward state and from their first day on earth Georgia children are engaged in this pursuit. —Savannad Press. Now is’nt he a horrible thing to say such naughty things. We trust the losing Georgia pitcher on the Brooklyn team will remember the prohibition laws in his home state and not permit himself to become a growler.—Savannah Press. Well, anyway the Georgia pitcher was the only thing that Brooklyn had that showed up as the real article. That fourteen inning game shows what it takes to trim a cracker. The Bainbridge Post-Seanch Light was another addition to our list of exchanges this week. This paper is one of the best in the state and we enjoyed its visit immensely. Hope it will visit us each week.—Monroe Advertiser. Yes sir we will send it to you regularly every week, in fact as regular as your best girl reminds you of her existence along about Xmas. CUREW SHO’ NUFF The officials of the Swainsboro school have ordered the pupils to stay away from the moving picture shows on the first four nights of the week, with inde finite suspension for each vio lation of the rule. It is reasotl able to believe that in due time these gentlemen will also— Prohibit the sun from rising in east; object to the wind blow ing during school hours; make it a misdemeanor to mention the principal’s name out loud without taking off hats and bow ing to the ground; prohibit the reading of all papers magazines, and books; prohibit the per usal of the Forest-Blade upon penalty of a whipping with willow switches; prohibit the eating of oatmeal, battercakes, or scrambled eggs for break fast; require a military salute upon passiug a trustee on the street; Don the boys in stripes, teach them the lock step, and shave their heads; restrict the girls to uniform dresses and de stroy the books of all who dare wear silk stockings; Prohibit the eating of candy, except on Saturday mornings, with one month’s suspension for each vio lation; take away the recess privilege from each pupil who listens to a bird sing, admires the blue in skies, or enjoys the glorious autum weather. By doing any of these things the school officials , could not make themselves a bit more absurd, ridiculous, or prepost erous and as long as they insist on being deliberatly silly they ought to make a perfect job of it.—Statesboro New. was never more correct.-^ Savannah Press. Well now isn’t time to kick up a row when they won’t let us school kids see a circus.' 1 Who in the devil gave anybody the privil ege to say to a free born Ameri can kid that he can’t carry water to the elephant and drink red lemonade? There is a con spiracy up this way against us boys seeing pur yearly circus and we are going to raise a rough house until we get our constitutional rights, Bet you went to to the last one there was in Savannah, if you didn't you helped Britt Davis catch that wolf. So there. ONE CANNOT HELP ADMIRING the beautiful array of necklaces, diamond rings, pins, lockets, watches, etc., on view here. A gift of any one of them would give unalloyed pleasure. We in vite inspection and comparison. They are the things that do the selling for us. N. J. SMITH & SON Oldest and Best Jewelers The Albany Herald says the editor of the Post-Search Light at Bainbridge despises a dull time. The sage of Dougherty Don’t Neglect Your Cold Neglected colds get worse, irW" stead of better. A stuffed head a tight chest must be relieved at once. Dr. Bell’s Pine-Tar- Honey is Nature’s remedy. Honey and Glycerine heal the irritated membrane antiseptic tar loosens the phlegm, you breathe easier and your cold is broken up. Pleasant to take, Dr. Bell’s Pine-Tar-Honey is an ideal re medy for children as well as grown-ups. At your druggists 25c. (1) THE BUCIK CAR FOR 1917 Buick Valve-in-head Motor Cars have been endorsed and purchased by the knowing Motorists of every State in the Union-The 1917 BUICK Models are the Most Sought Cars in America. No other Motor Car at any price insures its owner as great value, Dollar for Dollar, as the Buicd Valve-in-Head Six for Nineteen-Seventeen. PRICES' LIGHT SIX TOURING, DELIVERED LIGHT SIX ROADSTER, DELIVERED $1085.00 $1050.00 RICH BAINBRIDGE, GEORGIA