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THE FAYETTEVILLE NEWS.
Ftbllshti by THE HEWS PUBLISHING CO.
Devoted to the Interests of Fayetteville, Fayette County, and the Publishers.
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VOL. 5.
FAYETTEVILLE, EAYETTE COUNTY, GA., FRIDAY, APRIL 21, 1893.
NO 37.
Get Ont the Way,
I olimbed the hill one wintry day,
And mused my meditative way,
And lost In various thought profouud,
Oblivious to all around,
I beard a shout ring loud and clear
And smite In terror on my oar,—
A shout that filled me with dismay,
“Hi 1 Mister, therel Get out the way!”
1 looked and saw there in my road
A double-runner with its load
Of shouting, laughing, hooting boys—
A solid freight of solid noise,
“Hi! Mister, there! Get out the way!”—
A most undiplomatic bray,
A bold command without the stress
Of auy corteous finesse,
l did not make a long delay
But I—welt, I ‘‘got out the way’,”
My first thought was not one of peace,
But one of vengeance and police;
But then those boys, I thought again,
Arc like alt other sons of men,
All mount their sleds and shout each day,
Hi! Mister, there! Get out the way!”
tVe have ambitions shod with steel,
Too swift to see, too hard to feel.
We mount them in the hope to glide
Down destiny’s steep mountain side,
Aud lightning-swift through frosty gleams
Dart these fast runners of our dreams,
And loud we shout, a raucous bray,
‘‘Hi! Mister there! Get out the wuy !”
We do not turn our coasters hack
But warn all people off the track,
We claim an unimpeded slopo
Down all the highways of our hope.
So, that our double-runners glide;
I.et other men find room one side;
And they’ can stand there in the suow
And have the fun to see us so.
And so we shout day after day,
‘‘Hi! Mister, therel Get out the way!”
And so I stood there in the snow
And watched the boys glide far below,
And swift my thoughts were thoughts of
peace—
T had no use for the police.
Do I not shout myself each day
‘ Hi! Mister, there! Get out the wav I”
— [Sam. W. Foss, in Yankee Blade.
HER DOUBLE GIFT.
BY LAURA LAKSlELDf.
‘•A lady wishes to see you, sir,”
laid the staid man servant to Dr. Hall.
It was past 10 at night, and the physi
cian looked up in some surprise.
“Show the lady in, please,” he said,
aud rose as a slim young figure)glidcd
into the room. Iler face was covered
with a veil; her garments wore black.
She came forward quickly.
“You are Dr. Hall?” she said.
“Yes, I am. May 1 ask ”
“I will not keep you many min
utes,” she said; her manner was agi
tated, her voice almost trembled.
“You have a patient in your care—
Mr. Deveraux.”
A little distantly Dr. Hall said
again—“Yes.”
The girl—she was plainly no more
suddouly threw back her veil, reveal
ing a pale, lovely face, with delicate
features.
“You want to know who l am,”
she said, “and by what right 1 ask
these questions. 1 have no right, hut
I beg of your mercy timt you will an
swer mo. I hoard of his illness—that
you nlmost give him up. Is that
true?”
“Yes it is,” said the doctor, gontly.
“My linmo is Dorothy Clifford,’*
said the girl. A Hush swept over her
cheek as the doctor gave a little start.
“You know my name?” site faltered.
“From my patient,” said Dr. Hall;
“nothing lie has told me—simply the
name he has repeated unconsciously.’'
“Then perhaps you guess,” she said
in low voice. “1 am that Dorothy lie
speaks of. A yonr ago wo were lovers
—engaged. I thought I had reason to
accuse him of imfaiih. Wo parted.’’
“Ah,” said the doctor, “I know
there was some cause for this break
down besides the frightful hardships
lie 1ms been through in America. Do
you want me to let you see him?”
“No—no—I I want you to tell me
if lie must die—if it is true that there
is but one chance for him—if I can
givo him that chancel It was all my
fault, doctor 1 lie was true; it was
my madness that parted us. You
must let me atone—give my life for
his if ncod lie; but lie must not know
who has saved hint __
“Do you know what his one chance
Is?” said the doctor, gravely. “A
dangerous operation raroly practiced
dangerous to both Iho persons oper
ated upon—what wo call transfusion
of blood.”
“1 will run the risk," said Doro
thy, with her eyes flashing. “j broke
his heart—1 sent him into those hard
ships that have shattered his health I
I will give him my hculih—my life I
Esrio need not know”
“My poor child,” said the physi
cian, -in deep pity, “he will know
nothing—lie is almost unconscious—
but I have doubts ahuiit this’'
The doctor slightly shook his I o.id—
he did not think his patient was a man
likoly to mend a broken life in that
easy fashion. But lie liosi-d all the
girl hud to urge and questioned hor in
his turn. The girl pleaded frantically
with sobs and loars, and at last Dr.
JlalJ computed,
The patient himself knew nothing
about it; ho lay iu the lethargy that
precedes death and was only faintly
conscious at intervals. There was
very little chance that lie would be
aware of Dorothy’s presence in his
room. Indeed, when she entered it
she stood by his sido for a full iniuuto
without his stirring. Tho girl her
self seemed scarcely to feol at all.
Before her, scnseloss, dying, lay tho
inau sho had loved passionately
through nil her angry mistrust and
injustice; yet nevor a quiver ciuno
over her beautiful face.
She went through the painful oper
ation without a murmur—nay, with
an oxultnnt smile. Each drop of her
blood transfused into the veins of the
dying man was so much towards
atonement.
“Still living,” was the doctor’s re
port to Dorothy tho next day; and he
went buck to Devrcaux, at whose side
he almost lived. Tho womiiu, healthy,
vigorous, recovered rapidly; the man,
who, besides anguish of soul, had en
dured enough cold and fumine to
shatter a less flue constitution, strug*
gled painfully with death, (hough he
did not care for life.
Then life conquered. “But after
all site lias done him a cruel kindiiess,”
thought tho pliysiciun. “What has
life to givo him? - ’
“So wo are not going to lose you
yet,” lie said, cheerfully, coining to
tiie young man’s bedside one morn
ing.
Dovereiix’s only answer to this
promise of life was to look up iu tho
kind face with eyes full of pain.
“Don’t you care to live?” said the
doctor, huskily.
Dcvercux silently turned his eyes
away. They wandered over tho room
as if they sought something. An odd
fooling crept Into the doctor’s heart.
“What is it you wont—or is it that
you miss something?” ho snid.
“Nothing,” Dcvercux murmured;
but constantly the doctor detected that
searching, wistful glance. lie began
to understand. The young man grow
stronger in spite of his apntliy—tho
physical need of life triumphed, and
one day he began to ask questions:
What had he talked about when ho
was delirious? Who had been with
him—only tho doctor and (he nurse?
“No one else, and we don’t notice
sick people’s chatter,’’ said Dr Hall,
smiling.
“I thought there was some one
else," said Devereux, with a sigh;
“perhaps it was a dream.”
“I dure say. Who did you dream
of?”
“She was here—I felt her. I don’t
think it was a dream. Doctor,” lift
ing himself aud looking eager, “you
don’t answer me— did she come?”
“Hush!” said tho doctor, soothing
ly. “Yes; sho was here—Dorolhv
Cliflord.”
“lkuewit! 1 knew it!" Deve
reux whisporod, trembling like a
child. “Did she come to say good-
by?”
“Devereux,” said tho doctor, “i
made hor promise, and 1 dnro not
bronk it; 1 cannot answer yon; but
that questiou to her.”
“She will not cotnc, ’ Devereux
said hopelessly.
“She will—I know (lie whole story ;
never mind how. i Will scud for
hor; you ahull ask hor that question.
You arc puzz'od. Weil, sleep now if
you cau—1 will wake you when 1
bring her.’’
Devereux, too weak or anything but
mule wonder, obeyed. The doctor
left tho bouse and drove rupidly to
Dorothy Cliflord. Sho thought he had
come to give his daily report.
“IJc goes ou slowly but well,” said
Dr. Hull. “I have como to fetch you
to him.”
“1!” She started back, crimson,
quivering. “Impossible! You have
not (old him?"
“You must come,” said tho doctor,
sternly. “I have told him nothing—
somehow ho has found out.in part.”
Sho went to get ready, sat silout in
the carriage, and crept upstairs be
hind the doctor like a guilty thing, to
the sick room. Devereux was lying
back among tho pillows, looking at
iho two as tlioy camo into tho room.
Mute, with bowed head, tho woinau
stood beside tho man siio had wronged.
Sho waited for him to speak.
“Dorothy!” he whisherod. She
trembled.
“Put your hand in mine,” he said.
“Kneel down, so that I can see you; I
have only a questiou to nsk.”
She obeyed—kuclt down and put
her hand in ids, bonding hor head
lower Ilian before.
“You camo before—days ago,’’
Devereux said, in slow, half halting
ionos; “when they snid I was dying.
I kew you were hero. Why did you
come?’'
Sho flushed soarlot.
“To save your life,” sho mid.
“YouI you saved ill”
She turned her head asido; her dry
lips moved mechanically.
“It was your ono chance. Now let
tne go. You bade me cotnc, and 1
came—answer you, and I obeyed. I
linve had euough of torture—let me
go.”
“Darling, come to me.”
The strength of a child in his clasp,
but sho yielded to it helplessly. She
cried silent, passionate tears, and he
kissed them away, and hushed her
prayers for pardon.
“How can I forgive?” he whispered.
“You have given of your life to save
mine. You havo atoned. Kiss me
and stay with me now and forever.”
******
“Doctor,” aaid Devereux, an hour
later, “I do want to live now.”
“Ah I 1 thought yon would. I kept
uiy promise, didn’t I?’’
“Yes. God bless you for ail your
kindness.”
“Oh, that’s nothiug. Now will you
try and sleep?"
“Promise you will give my bride to
me when the time conies.”
“You doar, grateful follow,with al]
my heart!" And so he did before long
and sent tho two away together to
begin the life they had so nearly
missed. — [N. Y. Advertiser.
Two Sorts of Men May Laugh Well.
A prominent Wall street banker and
broker, who is reputed to be worth
about ten millions, walked from his
private office the other morning into
llie outer room, where was gathered a
number of his friends and customers.
He was laughing so heartily that his
chcoks were highly flushed, and the
merry peals echoed and re-echoed
through tho room. Everybody turned
to look at him, aud every other faco
but one wore a sympathetic smile.
The single exception looked very
grave, and watched the merry broker
with intentucss. When the banker’s
laughter had ceased he went backiuto
Ins ofliee, and the grave man said to a
companion:
“JIc laughs heartily, does he noi?
Yes, it is easy for him to laugh,
whereas it is very hard for mauy
others. There are two kinds of men
who thoroughly understand and ap
preciate laughter, iu whom this ex
pression of merriment is spontaneous,
light-hearted, and without a tinge of
the sarcastic or bitter. One kind is
the rich, successful men who are be
yond ordinary cares and liarassmeuts,
and have learned to enjoy the power
of wealth. They can turn from any
annoyance or grief to the contempla
tion of their success and be happy.
The other kiud includes those rare be
ings who are poor and don’t attempt
to get rich. The plantation negro is
a type of this class, and occasionally
one encounters a white man who is
imbued with the spirit of the proverb,
•As we journey through life, let us
live by the way.’ But I must say the
rich man’s laughter sounds much more
musical iii my ears. The poor man’s
contains a little dcflance and reckless
ness, no matter how sincere it is. It
seems to say, ‘Well, what of it? I’m
poor, but who cares?’ The rich man’s
merriment, on the contrary, is free
from anything objectionable. It car
ries with it an intimation or power,
and if there is a suggestion of surfeit
in it, is that an objection? Who would
not like to drink so deep from the
cup of pleasure as to mako pleasure
lose its novelty? Wouldn’t we all
like to try ii? I think.so. I only ask
that 1 may laugh like tho rich man.
secure that my merriment today will
not bo soured by reverses tomorrow.”
— [New York Sun.
No More Objections Were Made.
A laughable story is told about town
concerning A. II. Hummel, the crimi
nal and theatrical lawyor. Every one
knows that Mr. Huinmol is not above
tho avorage staturo of man (physical
stature), and every one who lias seen
him in court knows how quickly and
often lie can jump up to make objec
tions when lie thinks them necessary.
It seems that ho camo in collision a
littlo while ago with ox-Judgo Ditteii-
hoofer, wlni was iu an objecting mood,
and lie was greatly irritated by ’the
latter’s deliberate methods. Appeal
ing finally to the court, he said:
“Your honor, it ir not the gentle
man’s objections that I make excep
tion to, lint it takes him so long to get
t^aud sit down.”
Mr. Diltenhocfer slowly arose and
replied as follows:
“Your honor, I possess a good deal
of avoirdupois, and it requires some
exertion for mo to move. 1 am not
like my little frieud there (pointiug to
Hummel), who has oulv to slide out
of his ohalr to find himself on his
feet.” •
It is said that Mr. Huuimel rnado no
tuoro objections,—[New York Trib
une.
QUEER BIRDS.
An Interesting Exhibit at the
World's Far
Series of Croups Prepared by
the National Museum.
One of Iho most picturesque features
of the exhibit of the National Museum
at tho world’s fair in Chicago will bo
a series of groups of odd sorts of
birds. These have been prepared by
Dr. Robert Ridgway.
The crocodile bird, for example, is
illustrated by an actual crocodile about
eight feet long, stuffed iu a life-like
manner, with its mouth wide open,
while along its back are walking two
or three birds of this curious species.
One of the latter is standing inside the
month of the sauriau, pecking para
sites from the reptile’s tongue. This
is the kindly office which the bird per
forms for the crocodile, at the same
time procuring food for itself aud
relieving its reptilian friend of annoy
ance. So far as naturalists are aware,
the latter nevor returns this kindness
with tho ingratitude of gobbling its
benefactors.
Another group shows a pair of
bower birds disporting themselves
about their play house. Purely for
the sake of amusement these quaint
feathered creatures are accustomed to
build covered structures of twigs and
other materials, in and about which
they scatter every bright and pretty
object they can find, such as shells.
Furthermore, they hang garlands of
flowers in front of their play houses)
and, wheu these are faded, they pro.
cure fresh ones. It is even said that
they plant seeds, which sprout and
add to the decorativo effect. -
Not less remarkable than che bower
birds are the butcher birds—-a small
shrike that is widely distributed in
this country. These birds capture
small animals of various sorts and de
liberately impale them upon thorns,
presumably for subsequent use as
food. In parts of the west where
there are barbed-wire fences they use
the wire points instead of thorns for
impaling their victims upon. This
group shows a pair of butcher birds iu
a bush, with grasshoppers, mice aud a
little bird stuck ou thorns here and
there.
One of the most interesting groups
exhibits a pair of woodpeckers of an
interesting species. They are engaged
in inserting acorns into holes in a
tree trunk. In summer, when food
is plentiful, these birds devote their
time to making a great number of
holes in the bark of trees. "When the
acorns fall in the autumn they gather
them and put ono into each of the
holes they have made. Thus they
provide themselves with a supply of
provender for the winter. Otherwise,
when snow covers tho ground, they
would be likely to starve.
Other groups show a number of
prairie chickens engaged iu their love-
makiug dance, flamingoes with their
curious nests of mud, a hollow slump
with parroquets hanging inside by
their bills, which is their manner of
roosting, aud wild pigeous, which arc
interesting because they are threat
ened with extinction.
One group that was prepared for
Chicago will not be 6ent there because
it is too horrible. It represents the
sheep-eating parrot of New Zealand
attacking a sheep. This bird was not
originally carniverous, but is supposed
to liavo acquired a taste for muttou
during a very cold winter, when, for
lack of other food, it assailed the cur-
casses of killed sheep. Subsequently
it took to proyiug upon the live ani
mal*, clinging to their wool and actu
ally eating its way through the flosh
to the kidneys, of the tat surrounding
which it is especially fond. The poor
sheop, unable to defend itsolf against
its winged foe or to escape, eventually
succumbs. Fortunately, this parrot
has been nearly exterminated iu New
Zonland by the sheep farmers.—
[Washington Star.
Baby Ruth’s Silver Spoou.
Mrs. Mary O. Arnold of Norwich,
N. Y., received a letter from Grover
Cleveland a few days ago, iu which
he wrote that Ruth was very proud of
tho silvor spoon that Mrs. Arnold lias
sent her. That spoon lias a history.
Grover’s great-grandfather, the Rev.
Aaron Cleveland, dwelt in Norwich
Town. His son. Deacon Cleveland,
was a silversmith at curious, ancient
and tranquil Bean llill. a mile north
of tho old town. The square, brown,
two-story house in which lie lived is
still stauding under tall elm*, whose
branches sweep its roofs, at tho south
ern edge of the village. Across the
street is a funny-looking little house,
with peeked gables. “Adams’ Tav-
orfi»'! motived after an Euell.li
try alehouse. It was lu this demure
aud snug and liny building that Dea
con Cleveland, in the last century and
early part of this had ids silversmith
shop, and wrought, in silver and gold,
trinkets for the people of Bean Hill,
Norwich Town and other neighbor
hoods, aud handsomo spoons of odd
and original designs.
It was in the silversmith’s shop that
Deacon Cleveland, a hundred years
ago, fabricated tho solid silver spoon
that Mrs. Arnold presented to littlo
Ruth Cleveland. “It belonged to a
sec of six,” said Mrs. Arnold, who is
an elderly -lady, “that the Deacon had
made to order for my mother, Mrs.
Mary Jones. These spoons havo been
in our family ever since, though ouc
after atioilior w'as lost until now, I
think only three are left; two belong
to me and the third one to Miss Ruth.
I inherited them at the time of my
mother’s doajli, It is barely possible
that some other member of our family
may have one or more spoons of that
set.”
Tho spoons are about six inches
long, with a shallow, pointed bowl,
and on the back ef the handle the
name ‘‘Cleveland” is embossed in bold,
handsome letters. Impelled by a sud
den caprice, about a week ago, Mrs.
Arnold put her present in a box aud
dispatched it to Ruth with a letter, in
which she said: “Please give my love
to Baby Ruth.”
Southern Forests Disappearing.
Charles Holm, of the United States
Forestiy Bureau, writes in the En
gineering Magazine: “The facts dis
closed by the investigation of our
Southern pi no forests, and the man
agement of their timber resources,
cannot but lead to the conviction that
wc have already entered upon an era
involving their complete extinction.
Stupendous as these resources appear,
as illustrated by figures quoted iu this
paper, any doubt about their depletion
within a comparatively brief period
will be removed if, on the other hand,
those figures are considered which
relate to the ever-increasing draft on
(lie forests. No one is more aware of
the inevitable result of the presen 1
treatment of these forests than those
actively engaged in reaping the har
vest of timber, to mature which nature
required centuries of time.
There is no need (o dwell here on
the calamities which would follow
tho extinction of the industrial and
commercial interests connected with
the forosts, upon which so many
thousands of people are dependent
for their existence, or to contemplate
the evil consequences of the destruc
tion of the high forest, over large
areas, in affecting existing conditions
of climate aud soil. These themes
have become truisms, which iu our
day can escape no one taking an active
interest in affairs aft’ecting our mate
rial welfare. S,ill, with all the light
afforded by science aud the teachings
of national economy, there exists a
popular disregard to matters pertain
ing to fotestry, and Jittie headway
has been made in the attempt, through
state action or otherwise, to secure to
posterity some of tho advantages of
tho forest wealtli now enjoyed in this
country and considered so iudespousa-
ble to our prosperity."
Signalling Through Water.
The intellectual resources of Wiz
ard Edison show no signs of exhaus
tion. His latest movo is for a new
and rather startling system of sub
marine signalling. He believes that
the difficulties iu tho way of such a
system are quite surmountable. The
principle on which the proposed in
vention rests is the fact that water is
one of iho best media for the trans
mission of vibrations—that is tho con
veyance of sound. Vessels are to have
a vibratory machine under water,
which will at once register the
signal sound* from any vessel which
may be iu the vicinity. The appara
tus will be capable of detecting the
presence of a ship provided with sig
nals at a distance of from ten to fifteen
miles. It is believed that such an in
vention would reduce tho dangor of
collison at sea to a minimum, and
with the removal of this last danger,
voyages would be as safe as human in
genuity could make them. — [New
Yoik Witucss.
New l T se For a Linen Cuff.
“Look here,” said a well-known
man-about-town yestorday, “this is a
letter from a frieud who is now iu
Pittsburg.” The speaker produced a
soiled cuff on which a message had
bcou written. The cuff bore the stamp
of Pittsburg postofficc, as well as a
caucollcd stamp. The mossage road:
“I haven’t no paper at hand, but
Facie Sam will transmit this cuff, for
which 1 have no further use. l.inen
is of no use to a man who is dead ffat
busied. Soud me itOO.—rphilailel-
phia Record.
FOR THE HOUSEWIFE.
HOW TO PRESS A SLEEVE SEAM,
Here is a usoful bint which some
body is going to thank me for, I am
certain. If you have a dress or coat
sleeve which refuses to be pressod in
any thing- like decent fashion, no mat
ter how much you raanenvor, try
running through it a broom handle.
Rost the scam on it, and now you are
ready for the iron. Could anything
be simpler or more useful?—[St. Lou
is Republic.
WHEN frying.
In frying it must be remembered
Mi at tho bath of oil or drippings
should be sufficient in quantity to sub
merge tho articles to be fried, and hot
enough to coagulate every part of
their surface iu an instant. However,
the temperature of the bath may vary
according to the kind of feed that is
to be cooked. For instance croquettes
and oysters require but a minute or two
—doughnuts eight or ten minutes,and
raw potato balls some minutes longer.
Pure olive oil is the finest frying
medium known to the cook, but it is
too expensive for the average house
keeper. The next best medium is
beef drippings, well clarified, which
is far superior to lard. But of all
materials for frying purposes “cook
ing butter” (which usually means low
grade, rancid butter) is the worst.
Why “cooking butter” should find a
place outside of the soap fat crock is
one of the things we cannot under
stand.— [Now York World.
FRESHENING UP THE DINING ROOM.
Any woman who wants to work a
change in her dining room cau do it
at a very small expenditure of money,
if she only has time for a little needle
work.
A friend of mine at a trifling ex
pense has made and embroidered for
her dining room, which is papered io
old blue, some very pretty portieres
and a tabic cover, of the common blue
denim, or “overall” cloth. She
bought thG double-width material,and
at top and bottom of the porteree
embroidered in chain stitch with white
linen floss, a simple conventional de
sign of leaves and scroll work. She
then lined the portieres with the plain
material. I copy the patterns, which,
of course, is to be enlarged. Heavier
and showier patterns can be found in
the art magazines that make a special,
ty of decorative needle work. This,
however, is singularly rich and re
fined when embroidered.
Ou the large, squaro cover for her
dining table she repeated the same
pattern, as a border, lining the whole
cover with white canton flannel, and
trimming it with a heavy, white linen
fringe. Tho chain stitch is very easy,
swift, bold and effective; the veining
of the leaves is done in outline or
Kensington stitch.
With the old Delft ware ou her
sideboard, these blue aud white fur
nishings harmonize most delightfully.
Besides the inexpensiveness and dura
bility of tho “overall” portieres and
table covers, they have the further ad
vantage, this practical housekeeper
assures me,of being laundered without
the least injury. — [Atlanta Constitu.
tion.
RECIPES.
Fried Egg Plant—Paro and cut in
slices half an inch thick; spriukle
with salt; cover and let stand for an
hour. Rinse iu clear, cold water,
wipo each slice dry; dip first in beaten
egg, then iu rolled cracker or bread
crumbs, Season with pepper aud salt,
aud fry browu in butter.
Ginger Suaps—One egg, one cup of
molasses, one cup of sugar, one cup
of butter and lard mixed, ouc-half
cup of boiling water, one level table
spoonful of soda dissolved iu the
water, one tablespoonful of ginger,
flour enough to mold out rather soft.
Roll out thin and bake in a quick
oven.
Sliced Sweet Polato Pie—Line a
deep pan with pastry, then half All it
with layers of sliced boiled potato,
butter and sugar, with a sprinkling of
flour, using twice as much sugar a>
butter. Mix together equal quantities
of brandy aud water and pour in
enough to cover the layers. Flavor
with nutmeg or any spices preferred.
Cover with crust and bake.
Baked Apple Dumpling—Make a
uice pastry, break oft’small pieces and
roll thin, cut the size of a breakfast
saucer. Into each piece put a tea-
spoonful of sugar and an apple
chopped tine. Draw 'the edges of
crust together, so as to form iuto
balls*. Thou put them into a pan,
cover with hot water aud bake. Add
more water if the first dries out, to
form a sauce.
The first society of civil engineers
was formed in London, 1793.
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Oeeaa.
I’ve often looked upon thy foaming waves
Ami listened to tby voice, Old Ocean,
And beard with keen delight thy billowy
lave
The rock-girt shore in wild commotion,
i To me there ia a music sweeter far,
Tn the dull aplsebings of thy waters,
Than that evoked from viol or gnttar
By any of our radiant daughters.
And I have thought bow powerless was
man,
And laughed whene'er he sought to pinion
Thy mighty arms, for since the world be
gan
Thou hast been master, he the minion.
At times I've seen him launch upon thy
breast, ,
And birdlike skim the crested billow,
But ere the Eastern sun illumined the
West
He slept upon a nameless pillow.
Of his once proud bark but a single mast
Remained to chronicle his story;
Millions shall tread in the wny of the last
Before thy dripping locks are hoary.
All else may proud man iu his onward
sweep
Overcome, be it sooner or later ;
But thou art tameless, awake or aaleep;
He may be great, but thou art greatar.
—(St. George Best.
HUMOROUS.
i
An acquired taste—A kite.
If yon must bo dogmatic, try not lo
be bull-dogmatic.
“My time is not my own,” said the
pickpocket, as be donned the stolen
watch.
Every boy has an idea that if bis
father had lived at the right time he
would have thrashed Goliath.
Cholly’e Gallantry.—Little Willie—
My sister says you’re awful soft.
Cholly—That’s bacausa I’m utterly
mashed, Willie.
It is wonderful bow well the world
gels on, considering how many peo
ple there are who do nothing toward
helping it along.
“Have you over had fever and ague
in these flats? Landlord—Yes, air-res;
There isn’t a modern improvement
von can mention but we have.
A hungry tramp, to got a bits
And raise a balf-a-doilar,
Collared the bone of a little dog
And boned the poor dog's collar.
“There!” exclaimed the fair syndi
cates^ “I think this article will fill a
long-felt wanL” “What is the title,
dear?” “IIow to Manage a Son-in-
law.”
“Do you think, Schmidt, that yonr
affection for Fraulen Goldstein is re
ciprocated?” “I really can’t say; I
am loving her at the present time on
credit.”
“I try to love my neighbor,” said
Mr. Meekins, as be gazed disconsolate
ly out iuto the rain, “but it’s a hard
thing for a man who pays cash for his
umbrellas to do.”
“Your tickets were complimentary,
were they not?” “Well,” replied the
man who had seen a painfully ama
teur entertainment, “1 thought they
were until I saw the ahow.”
“Your friend, Mr. Barlow, ian’t a
very civil man. He was positively
rude to me last night,” said Maude.
“That’s Henry’s great fault,” said
Ethel. “Ho has very little respect for
ago.”
Daisy—When I get big, like yon,
mamma, I am going to marry a doc
tor or a minister. Mamma—Why,
my dear? Daisy—'Cause if I marry a
doctor 1 can get well for nothing, and
if I marry a minister l cau be good for
nothing.
Senator Morgan’s First Case.
Senator Morgan of Alabama at
tributes his success in lifo to an acci
dent. Wheu he started out in hia
native town to practice law he could
not get a case, and was on the verga
of starvation. He decided to go to
Texas and grow up with the eountry,
packed his trunk, locked his ofliee
door and stepped into tho street, where
he found himself face to face with a
countryman, who was looking at the
signs.
“Say, stranger,” tho farmer asked,
“kin you tell me if thar’s a feller
’bout yeres named Morgan, John
Morgan ?”
“That is my name, sir,” Mr. Mor-
gau replied, pausing iu his flight.
“Air you in er hurry, young man?”
“I’m just off to Texas.”
“Texas, eh? Can't Texaa wait a
day or two? I’ve got er ease I want
looked after au’ 1 kinder thought you’d
do the job.”
The prospect of. having a ease at
last was tufliciout to cause the young
lawyer to tarn back and hear what
the farmer had lo say. it had some
thing to do with the recovery of a
piece of land.
“X took it up and won it,” said the
Senator, io recounting the iucident,
“and from that day to this havo nevsr
known what it was to want a dollar.”
The Baris sewers are the largest aud
most,couplet? iu the world.