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The interQst .in Pythianism in
'tills oily, where one of the lar
gest subordinate lodges in the
domain of Georg'a is located, re
ceived new impetus Thursday ev
ening when the rank of Knight
was conferred upon three new
members at one seski n.
Messrs, dim Bradburry, Claude
Putat and K. 11. Settle were the
candidates for knighthood, and a
large number of the members
Were present to see them knight
ed.
Hic’n't Cuiic F ‘irhed.
Jim was a i, | •,.*r in (he hotel,
and lie was putting in l.is first night
at his new nnd respoi'.siiile position.
It was 5 In tin* morning. and so far
Jim had done all he was told and was
getting on splendidly.
“Call 17 and 4." eonnnanded the
night clerk ns he looked over his call
sheet. Jim obeyed. After he had
been gone for a considerable time the
clerk went up to see if he had called
the rooms designated.
"Well,” sighed the new porter, whom
he found on the third floor. “I’ve got
seventeen of ’em up, but I haven’t
start>d on the other four yet.”—Na
tional Food Magazine.
And Then—
“Racon,” declaimed the literary poet,
"wrote his stuff in Latin because he
wanted It in a permanent language,
and ho had no faith in the life of Eng
lish. Dryden translated much of his
own poetry into Latin, and so Milton
wrote Greek poetry for the same rea
son. I wonder”—
“Sure!” cried the editor enthusiastic
ally. “You do that. Translate all
your poetry into some dead language,
and then"—
“Yes—and then?”
“Then take it out and bury it”—
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Feminine Thrift.
Hexler—Why didn't Randall’s wife
Jet him put up their screens last sum
mer?
lying—She had bought a bit of fly
pnper at a bargain and wanted to get
the worth of her money.—Judge.
Who Get* the Medalsf
“I understand that you have a fine
track team here," said the visitor to the
guide who was showing him through
the college “What Individual holds
most of the medals?”
The guide pondered. “Well, sir,” he
snid. “I guess it is the pawnbroker
downtown."—Exchange.
No Wondor.
“You are always talking about the
high cost of living "
“Well, thut’s about all I hear at
home."
“From your wife?”
“No, from my wife’s father. We are
living with him, you know.”—Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
Strong on Bilk,
Winkle—My wife would make a good
congressman. Illnkle—Why? Winkle
—She's always introducing bills into
<he house—Judge.
Repentance is a goddess and the pre
server of those <vho have erred.—Ju
lien.
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Atlanta. Ga.
Where all that is ideal in YULE
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MANY PARTIES
From out of town have already made
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at The Analey’s artistic innovations for
Christmas and New Year days.
SHOPPING PARTIES
Composed of merchants or other in
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your mail, telegrams, package and
baggage to tha Ansler where they will be
cheerfully cared for Aak your frienda to meet
you there beceuae it ia centrally and convenient
ly located.
viv
Good clothes hold their shapeliness and retain
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STYLEPLUS suits and overcoats are for sale locally only at our
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J. T. STRANOE & CO.
The Store of Clothing Economy—The STYLEPLUS Store
Ginner’s Report.
The tabulation of the separate re
turns from the ginners for the No
vember 14 report shows that there
were 31,240 hales of cotton ginned
in Jackson County, from the crop
of 1913 prior to November 14, as
compared with 23,967 bales ginned
prior to November 14, 1912.
E. L. Williamson.
To Prevent Blood Poisoning
apply at once the wonderful old reliable DR
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STOP IN ATLANTA
AT HOTEL EMPIRE
Oposite Union Depot on Pryor
St. Renovated and refurnished
thruout. Reservations made on
application. Hot and cold water,
private baths, electric lights and
elevator.
First class accommodations at
extremely moderate rates. Euro
pean plan 75c up.
JOHN L. EDMONSpN
Proprietor. I 1
For Sale.
On account of being physically
unable to give active attention
to my business, I oflfer for sale
my stock of goods ,and will sell
or rent my dwelling and store on
Athens Street which I now occu
py. Can give possession by Jan
uary Ist or earlier. A splendid
opportunity to build up a good
paying grocery business.
W. E. Boyd.
\\ Alii in
Statharn were guests of the latter s
parents Sunday.
Miss Ada Casper of Central was
the guest of Miss \\ ilda Pentecost
Saturday night.
Mr. Harry Thurmond of near
Union, spent Saturday night with
Mr. and Mrs. Benton.
The singing given by Mr and Mrs
.T M Havnie Sunday night was high
ly enjoyed by all present.
Mr. Weldon Walls of Tyro was
the guest of Messrs. James and Joe
Perkins Sunday afternoon-
MBses Ilel'len Arnold and Susie
Bell Perkins of Statharn were guests
of Miss Woodie Haynie Sunday.
Miss Yiolo Hardigree. who has
been spending some time in Carroll
county for her health, has return
ed home.
Mrs S J McElhannon of Liberty
and Mr T J McElhannon of Cor
inth spent Monday with Mrs A D
Sims and family.
Messrs. Leslie Foster and Fletch
er Wallace, of Liberty, and Misses
Cora Segars and Corine Walls at
tended Sunday school at this place
Sunday afternoon.
Sunday school w’as well attended
Sunday evening, and a decision
made for a Christmas tree. Date
will be announced later. Let ev
erybody come back Sunday.
Sunday afternoon at the resi
dence of Mr. and Mrs, J. M. Hay
nie occurred the marriage of Mr.
Columbus Hunter of Statharn, and
Miss Clide Perkins of Paradise. We
wish them a prosperous and happy
journey through life.
The Higher Subtraction.
The teacher was hearing the youth
ful class in mathematics.
“No.” she said; “in order to subtract,
things have to be in the same denom
ination. For instance, we couldn’t take
three pears from four peaches, nor
eight horses from ten cats. Do you
understand?”
There was assent from the majority
of pupils. One little boy in the rear
raised a timid hand.
“Well. Bobby, what is it?” asked the
teacher.
“l'lease, teacher.’’ said Bobby,
“couldn't you take three quarts of milk
from two cows?”—New York Evening
Post.
Wanted to Talk.
lie was traveling on a western train,
and the man next to him began to talk
politics.
“I never discuss politics in public,”
he said. ,
“Well, let us discuss the suffrage
question,” suggested the stranger.
“No, I don’t care to discuss that ques
tion either."
"Well, how about eugenics?”
“Nothing to say on eugenics."
“Say, old man, you don’t want te
travel all the way to Chicago and talk
about nothing but breakfast foods, do
you?”—Yonkers Statesman.
His Share.
7vt, „v
"What do you mean by slapping your
little brother?”
"Well, pa just spanked me, and ma
says I must always share everything I
get with my brother." Philadelphia
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