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bee (Ala.) Clarion thus tells his
readers why Alabama farmers are
poor:
Alabama farmers get up early
at the alarm of a Connecticut
clock, button their Chicago sus
penders to foreign overalls, put
'on a pair of boots made in Ohio
wash in a Pittsburg basin, use
Cincinnati soap, wipe on a towel |
made in New Hampshire, sit ;
down, eat hot bisquit made with
Minneapolis flour, Kansas City
bacon, and Indianapolis grits?
fried in Omaha lard; buy Irish
potatoes grown in Michigan, cann
ed fruits put up on the Pacific
coast, seasoned with Rhode Island
spices; the meal over, they put
on an old hat made in Philadel
phia, harness a Missouri mule,
fedjon lowa corn, and plough
mortgage-covered farms with an
Indiana plow ;at night they crawl
under New Jessey blankets and
are kept awake by Alabama dogs
—the only home products on the
place, Nb wonder/ they are poor.
Many a sweetheart has a sour
disposition.
Don't forget to order your cakes
from Herrin Bros.
Kven the cradle of the deep
has its quails.
The corset was invented by
Cinesias, a Creek poet
Herrin Bros.
The Fancy Grocers and Bakers
desire to thank the public
tor their patronage and
wish you one and all a
Merry Christmas
AND A
Happy New Year.
THE BEST H9T WEATHER TONIC,
CHOVE’S TASTEEESS HI TONIC
The Old Standard, General Tonic. Drives out Malaria,
Enriches the Blood and Builds up the Whole System.
FOR GROWN PEOPLE AND CHILDREN.
It is a combination of QUININE and IRON in a tasteless form that wonder
fully strengthens and fortifies the system to withstand the depressing effect of
the hot summer. GROVE’S TASTELESS chill TONIC has no equal for Malaria,
Chills and Fever, Weakness, general debility and loss of appetite. Gives life and
vigor to Nursing Mothers and Pale, Sickly Children. Removes Biliousness with
out purging. Relieves nervous depression and low spirits. Arouses the liver to
action and purifies the blood. A True Tonic and Sure Appetizer. A Complete
Strengthener. Guaranteed by your Druggist. We mean it. 50 cents.
CHRISTMAS ORDERS
PROMPTLY FILLED
Let me supply your meats during
the holidays. I handle the best
fresh meats in the city.
EAT WITH BENNETT! A first
class restaurant and lunch counter
with prompt service. Come in
during the holidays.
E. S. BENNETT\
Groceries and Meat Market.
Powerful and effective
For Constipation and Torpid
L I V E R.
60 DOSES for 25 cents
Tour money back if they fail.
Guaranteed by
Dr. J. T. Wages Drug Cos.
—A nd—
Red Cross Pharmacy.
Both Phones 62.
Coming and Going of
SEABOARD
TRAINS.
Nouth Bound
No. 0 Arrives 4:11 P. M.
No. 12 “ “ 11:26 P. M.
No. 30 “ “ 9:55 A. M.
No. 18 “ “ 7:00 P. M.
South Bound
No. 5 Arrives 3:46 P. M.
No 11 “ “ 5:41 A. M.
No. 29 “ “ 7:00 P. M.
No 17 “ “ 7:54 A. M.
— : : • ri
Why worry about vonr baking.'
Order cakt s, pies and bread from
Herrin Bros. Baked fresh daily.
Bush Theatre Tonight
fl3Bm¥liTlir^^
Something Rich and Racy in funny Sketches—entitled
“CASEY'S VISIT ”
These funny COMEDIANS will be with us four days. Complete change
of Pictures and Vaudeville every night Consisting of Black Face, Irish,
Dutch, Silly kid songs. Some of them by our home talent. If you want to
la,ugh, scream and grow fat like Mrs. Gilpin, don’t forget to come to the
BUSH THEATRE Every Night
Don’t fail to hear the Big Philadelphia Quar
tette Thursday night and thereafter.
PRICES FOR THE WEEK WILL BE:
Adults 15c. Children 10c.
The Maid of the Kitchen
You may boast of the maiden of
summer
And birag of the maiden of
June;
Your winter girl may be a bum
mer
To skate with and lovingly
spoon;
You may boost of the lassie be
w itching'
In hobble skirt, store puff and
curl,
But give me the maid of the kitcb
en —
The reliable Thanksgiving girl.
For you be the maiden entrancing
With eyes that are soul fully
brown
I’m married and done with ro
mancing
Past forty and now settled
down. %
•No foot for the dance or the
mazy,
Delightfully soulj stirring whirl,
But I tell you my lads, she’fc a
daisy—
The gay, buxom Tnanksgiving
girl.
I’m forty; there’s no use deny
ing
The lassies no longer attract
Or set me to woefully sighing,
I’m sordidly inattej; of fact.
I’ve long ceased to notice their
dressses,
I’m crabbed, perhaps, and a
churl,
But at forty a fellow God bless
es
The gay, buxom Thanksgiving
girl.
The girl who can get up a dinner
Of turkey and stuffing and pie
AmL.set it before an old sinner—
Well, just such a sinner as I
And smile at the kds while I'm
carving,
Is a lulu, a peach and a pearl,
Here, Nellie, altho I'm starving,
God bless you, my Thanksgiv
ing girl!
—Detroit Free Press-
6. W. DelaPerriere
CHRISTMAS GIFTS
I have one of the GREATEST and most VARIED
A £.‘ci t merits f GIFTS for Children, Young
and Old People ever shown in the city. Consisting
of Books, Stationery, Albums. Manicure and
Toilet Sets. Silver Coat, Hat and Military
B rushes, Mirors, Etc., Etc.
Dolls of Every Description.
I will take Your Price if I cant get mine, Provided
there is any thing in it to me.
SEE ME BEFORE YOU BUY.
$3.00 Gold Fountain Pens for $1 whilejthey last
Corner Broad and Candler Streets. : : Winder, Georgia.
Fertilizers.
We have it; you need it.
Now is the time sow grain
and we handle the best
grain Fertilizer on the mar
ket. Analysis 10:2:4.
WINDER OIL MILL,
Winder, Georgia.