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HOGWALLOW NEWS
By Dunk Botts
Cricket Hicks who has been con
fined In the Rye Straw jail with a
complication of charges, will be give]
a coming-out party by the jailer’s
daughter.
Everybody except Yam Sims has
"been invited to the social struggle
at the home of Miss Cordelia Hell
wanger next Saturday night, lam
will probably go any way if he sets
Ills head.
Miss Hostetter Hocks is preparing
to singat the entertainment at Bound
ing Billow Saturday night. She just
sang here a few weeks ago. Nobody
will go from this vincinity, as every
body knows her here.
Raz Barlow has been invited to
bring his fiddle to the candy pulling
that comes off at Musket Ridge Sat
urday night, and he is practicing up
on a lot of sweet tunes.
The Trustees met at the Wild Onioi
school building Monday afternoon to
decide whether or not they would let
the Wild Onion school teacher keep
on teaching the school. The teacher
was present at the meeting and de
livered an address, taking up each
of the trustees at a time and com
'plimenting him very highly for his
ability as a trustee. He declared
that he had never in his life met
a finer lot of trustees, nor a set of
gentlemen with farier minds and
broader views, and was of the opin
ion that their equals could not be
found. He wound up his address by
announcing that he had “wrote an ar
tide and was going to have it pub
lished in the Tickville Tidings.” The
trustees then went into business ses
sion and unanimously chose him foi
another term.
The Depity Constable lias levied on
a cow and calf owned by one of the
Potlocks, near the WiJd Onion scho.l
house, for an old debt, and left for
there yesterday to spend the night
with him to keep him from getting
mad at him.
The curtain at the opera house a>
Tickville has been worn out by being
raised and lowered so often, and un
til anew one can be bought the au
dience will have to keep its eyes
shut between acts.
Jefferson Potlocks says some men
with their promises are like a lot of
fiddlers—they are all the time tuning
up but never play.
The Rye Straw Store Keeper has
decided that in these days of compe
tition and high tax, he can make
more by cutting an inch or two off
his yard stick than lie can in reg
ular profit.
The Tickville Tidings In its last
issue, called an entertainment a rare
treat. Raz Harlow says that is not
what he calls a rare treat. He says
waen a fellow calls you out behind a
tree and gives you a drink of raw
waiskey, then you have had a rare
treat.
1* risby Handcock’s brother-in-law
hi and near Rye Straw Tuesday, and
I 1 risby will drive his black horse for
a while.
Afttr a brief mental rest and his
re-electibn by the trustees, the Wild
Onion School Teacher has again
‘>l> n< and school and the scholars an
learning very fast. Little Fidity Flin
hers, who within the past few month
Rot behind with his studies, has
caught up with the rest of the class
by tearing a few leaves out of his
book.
Raz Barlow has improved the ap
pearance of his home with an enlarg
picture of Miss Fruzie Allsop.
The HogxC’allow Postmaster, who
has been on the fence throughout
the present presidential campaign,
announced from the postoffice step
last night that he had been able to
maintain neutrality thus far he woulc
stick it out to the end. He will not
as much as give an opinion as to the
final outcome of the election. He
has 'been the postmaster for many
terms and wanth it generally under
stood tliat he wishes to continue on
the jo>\
Poke Eazley, while on his way hom<
from a potato roasting, late the otliei
night, was pursued for some dis
tance along Musket Ridge by some
strange animal, and took refuge in a
persimmon tree where he stayed un
til dayreak. After climbing the tree
the excitement threw him into a chi 1
and when he got through shaking
there wasn’t a persimmon left on the
tree.
Clab Hancock, who has been try
ing to join the Dog Hill Church for
some reason or other for several
weeks, will be voted on by the con
gregation next Sunday. While his
politics differ from that of the con
gregation, he may be taken in.
The Wild Onion School Teacher
has a patch of multiplying onions
planted near the school iiouse. Some
of the trustees are wondering ii
they are to be used by the arithme
tic class.
The Dc g Hill preacher will take
as hs ttxt next Sunday “Let there
be Light,’’ and Raz Barlow has been
appointed a committee to fill up the
lamp.
Slim Pickens holds the champion
ship around Hogwallow for cracking
nuts with his teeth. He places
nut in his mouth, puts a large weight
on his head, and then pulli* right
hard against a sapling.
The Postmaster says the big pa
pers had better not talk about him
like they do about Wilson and Hughe
and the rest of those fellows.
Wood is getting scarce around Hog
wallow. Fit Smith reports that he
spent Wednesday in the woods in
Gander Creek botltoms, and could
hardly chop enough for a load.
The widow who lives over in the
Calf Ribs community lias put up ;
new hitching post in front of her
house since Yam Sims has begun tc
ride by there so often on iris mule.
Atlas Peck witnessed part of a
play at the Tickville opera house the
other night. Between the third and
fourth acts two.months was.to elapse
and Atlas did not have time to wait.
Lock Locks, whose barber chan
l as been located under the big trei#
in front of the blacksmith shop, will
move his chair inside for the win
ter where he will continue to shave
and cut hair with neatness and dis
patch while his customers wait.
Yam Sims has bought anew
suit of clothes. They are too nice to
wear every day or even on Sunday
and he may save them to be buried
in.
The columns of the Tickville Tid
ings last week were filled wit!
plate matter and patent medicine ads
nothing of imjportance having happen
ed in the United States during the
week.
The engineer on the train that
came through Tickville Monday, in
formed several of the citizens on the
platform that he would wash his face
when he got ready.
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Th \Vmdr Ne i, I hurtdiiy, November 2, 1916
The Red Land
Plow that Turns--
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Turn Plow—
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We guarantee it to turn red, sticky land where all other mold
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Winder, Georgia
Land for Sale to
Highest Bidder .
The estate of the late G. L. Bagwell,
deceased, will be sold before the Court
House door in Winder, Ga., on the first
Tuesday in November, to the highest bidder.
This land has been divided into SIX Tracts,
as follows:
Tract No. 1 has about 80 acres with 1 dwelling house.
Tract No. 2 has about 100 acres with three dwellings
Tract No. 3 has about 70 acres with one dwelling
Tract No. 4 has about 225 acres with two dwellings.
Tract No. 5 has aboua 110 acres with two dwellings.
Tract No. 7 has about 115 acres with one dwelling.
Will sell for one-third cash and balance twelve
month time at 8 per cent interest.
These lands are very productive and have a red
clay sub-soil.
Each tract has good pastures and plenty of Tun
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All the above land situated about 2 1-2 miles
North of Auburn, Ga.
Someone will buy a big bargain. If interested,
call on Mr. W. G. Hardigree, at the home place,
who will show you the lands, or call on
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